So /co/, what is your opinion on Mrs. Claus? Yay or Nay.
>>146877660Seek death.
>>146877829>Ask for opinions>Get mad when someone shares their opinion
She's cute.
>>146877541Who else is old enough to remember the Oh Yeah version?
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>>146878047She is hot and has big boobs
>>146878047>>146878071>>146878081>>146878125Is it generally agreed upon that Mrs. Claus is a redhead?
>>146877541I came to a wild realization a few years ago that Mrs. Claus has no real lore. Meaning you can basically make her look like anything and it may as well be true.>Is she old?>Young?>White?>Black?>Asian?>Vampire?>A Christmas Elf?>Something completely inhumanThe sky's the fucking limit, baby. You can literally do anything with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bRaCxB6Sd4
>>146878235Yeah, there's nothing saying Mrs. Claus can't be a 23 year old black chick Santa hooked up with at Las Vegas last summer. It's interesting honestly.
>>146878463That was bad, I feel insulted just looking at it>>146878566maybe he has a new wife every 20 years when the old one grows too old?
>>146877541He version if FOP is pretty hot.
>>146878125True.
>>146877829based
>>146879500based on what?
>>146877541mrs packman tier, literally no lore reason for her to exist
>>146877660Based
>>146880119GYATT
>>146877541>>146878047>>146878081>>146878922>>146880119Class of 3000's got a blonde one.
>>146878235The public domain is amazing ain't it?
>>146878168It's generally agreed upon that she's gray because she's an old woman like Santa.
>>146880460hot
>>146878922I loved that special.
>>146878566I really like the idea of Mrs. Claus being like a 70s throwback with a big ass afro and bellbottoms who just really loves christmas. She was taken to the north pole back in the 70s and hasn't adjusted to modern fashion since she's been absent from it.
>>146878235It's interesting that multiple productions have done Christmas Elf Mrs. Claus, but never as a shortstack holiday elf.
>>146877541Hoe hoe hoe
>>146881872>Santa fell in love with a magical creature.>He continued Christmas into his old age, where he was slowly dying.>Unable to see her love pass on, Mrs. Claus ensured through her magic he could remain alive.Similar to what happened in that one Santa Claus movie, I cannot recall the name, but it had representatives of the magic community lay a blanket over him that would ensure he would functionally be immortal.
>>146881887Life and Adventures of Santa Claus with its Mantle of Immortality
Mrs. Claus being a vampire is one of the more funnier choices.
>>146881887I love the idea of him being immortal BECAUSE his wife is keeping him alive. What makes more sense? Santa met her first and then found the other elves through her or that he already had the workshop and met her through that. Was he already "santa" when they met or did he become Santa through their relationship.
>>146882144It makes sense though. She would essentially be immortal so she could live as long as santa and the North pole rarely gets direct sunlight. The only question would be what does she eat? Or does santa just let her suck his blood daily?
>>146878047hell yes. Best version.
>>146877660Based and BBC-pilled
>>146877541I'd fuck her.
>>146878742Idk, I thought it was pretty hot.
>>146881887Imagine Santa bending down to his knee while she gets up on her tippy toes to kiss. So cute.
>>146878235She should be plump/thicc. Helping Santa eat all those Christmas cookies would have an effect on her figure.
>>146878047Source?
>>146877541Huge yay Merry Christmas
>>146878235anything other than fat old woman is wrong
>>146885699Merry Christmas to you to.
>>146878235>>A Christmas Elf?>>146881872>Christmas Elf Mrs. ClausExamples? I couldn't find anything of this ever happening.
>>146877541
>>146880119god I love hags
>>146886376It's good art, but I don't think I have the heart to cuck Santa Claus. Like even if he was okay with it, it just wouldn't sit right with me.
>>146886112Elf Bowling and the current DC Batman/Santa Silent Night stories. I remember there being a handful of other ones, but I can't think of them off the top of my head.
>>146885699>>146884797Gyatt Damn
They don't call her the HEAD head vampire for nothing.
I feel like lusting over Santa's wife is the kind of thing that puts you on the naughty list for life.
>>146886376Hnnng
>>146886612Cute. Is this ep worth watching just for her appearance? Does she have a lot of screentime?
>>146886399I love how Mrs. Claus is such an enigma that no one can even agree on where she fits along the spectrum of hags. I mean, look at this >>146880460
>>146889062I'd knock the cobwebs off that gilf pussy
>>146889062Mrs. Claus has always been an after thought in most traditional stories, which in a way is a benefit to her potential versitility.
>>146886650Yeahhhh something about this feels so wrong I may just get disillusioned and disappointed from them if they told me to
Do you think Mrs. Claus would grant you this wish for Christmas?https://youtu.be/dGcjCzghVxE?si=nHmy4TObvnr5YCg7
>>146877541Hhoott
Is Mrs. Claus more of a fat ass or big tits type of woman?
>>146891072Santa needs milk for his cookies
>>146891072Personally I feel fat ass.
>>146877541is there a front view?
>>146891072Fat ass and chubby
Here’s your Christmas present, /co/.https://files.catbox.moe/utoyyx.jpeg
One of my favorites
>>146892782That's a lot of milk.
>>146892782Is this from a Meet n Fuck game?
>>146893738Yeah Its also a comic on r34
>>146885492... Seriously?
Bump
>>146886650>Like even if he was okay with it, it just wouldn't sit right with me.This gave me the mental image of Santa and Mrs Claus rolling up to a swingers party
If Mrs. Claus sees everything you do naughty or nice, what would she think of you saving a folder full worth of lewd art of her and fapping vigorously to it all finishing explosively on Christmas eve? Which list do you get put on for doing that??
>>146894939Depends. Are these actual pixtures of her or just a fantasy of what she looks like? Is it naughty to Jack off to pictures of an existing person.
>>146893754niceee
>>146887195Thanks.>Short Blonde German Elf that makes top quality struddel wife>Athletic Redhead Blue-skinned warrior Elf wifeDecisions, decisions.
>>146891072Or?
>>146893974I don't really watch much Christmas stuff except the grinch.
>>146895321No! NAUGHTY!!
>>146895168In this situation you live in a universe where Mrs. Claus is single and always has been, doing the job of delivering presents every year herself. Because she is magic there have been no successful pictures taken of her, but she’s fine with people seeing her at times, and the art depictions of her throughout history resemble her appearance very well because of that.She is happy in life but has been lonely and longing at times at the North Pole with just the Christmas beings living there and herself. She has seen young men she’s been attracted to throughout the past, regularly checking in on you in particular with her omniscient magic Christmas powers.She watches you masturbating furiously on Christmas Eve to your folder of her for two hours straight, exploding during climax with enthusiastic vigor and gusto.“YES!!! MRS. CLAUS!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HNNNNNNNNNNNGUHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”What does she do?
more woke genderswaps baka
I mean yeah, if you have a problem with jerking off to the idea of Santa's wife just imagine it's a female version of Santa. She could be from a parallel universe or some Reincarnation/Santa "Clause" deal. Hell we're under the assumption that magic real he so it really doesn't matter. Some dipshit dropped a magic snow globe and the universe shifted a bit so all the previous Santa stuff exist as well as the new Ms. Claus. Like hell I'd doesn't really matter.
>>146878922Why didn’t the Fairly Oddparens stick with this version of Mrs. Claus?
>>146897072I just watched the first ep in the series where she made an appearance while I was eating, was a shame though it was on apple tv and I couldn't screenshot due to not knowing where to torrent or stream it for free.
Mrs. Claus’s bodacious bountiful bottom
>>146897134Based.
>>146878047Jessica is the best, followed by probably Nancy from Billy and Mandy and then the GGROBAR version.
>>146882370I like the idea, if Mrs. Claus is an Elf, that>The Elves are relatives of hers.>Family members who are given jobs.>Thanks in part to parents helping to pick up some of the slack, the shop doesnt have to make so many gifts these days, just enough to add in something extra.>Thanks to his Wifes magic, Santa is able to deliver gifts all across the world thanks to temporal magic. What lasts a day for us is really just him taking his time. >It takes Santa a few Santa Days to deliver the gifts, but in reality was just a few hours for us. >After coming home, Santa is left exhausted. This is taxing work, and hes been doing it for well on hundred and some years now. >As long as he himself is filled with the power of the Holy Spirit and the Love of the Lord every Christmas Day, he can never be stopped. Not by strife, pestilence, or war. >Not on the most holy of days.>>146881955Yes, thats it! I remember the song.
>>146877541Dude. Ever since the Xmas Payrise series, I spend most of my Decembers looking up Mrs. Claus R34. I built up quite the collection of solos, OCs, and fanart of MnF Mrs. Claus. I only use AI to make more hentai of Mrs. Claus.
>>146892782Based. Evergreen fap material.
>>146897637Nice
>>146885806>>146891072Merry Xxxmashttps://files.catbox.moe/42hzki.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/fjhy6y.jpeg
>>146889062I'd prune her puddingI'd crinkle her wrinklesI'd go down on her till I couldn't get up.I'd paint her silver whiteI'd cream her dentures
>>146898831she would look great toonized and pristinized too
>>146898247>granny porn >balloon tit physics whats even the point then I want some SAGGERS https://files.catbox.moe/4snlr8.webm
>>146897718Booba.
>>146893754Thank you.
>>146878235Had to.
>>146900484Thanks for sharing, you are unequivocally based. Those who love older women have the most exquisite patricians taste.
>>146877541Needs to be BIGGER.
>>146878235I plan to.
>>146901362She keeps popping out child workers.Santa's been VERY busy.
Mrs. Claus in Jingle Belle is an elf.
>>146878235>>146881887>Young Mrs. Claus is a craftsman elf from a subset of elf craftsmen.>She mostly builds appliances and weapons to sell >She meets Saint Nicolas who impressed with her work asks if she has ever tried making toys>As a prideful craftsman she takes on the job as a flex but realizes upon building it that she actually enjoys making toys more.>He explains to her this crazy idea he had about gifting toys to all the kids in the world.>Its stupid dreamer nonsense but it gets her blood pumping>She quits her job and they open a toy factory together.>completely nonprofit and they're often times completely broke but their ambition keeps driving them.>The other elves take notice and many start volunteering their time to help out cuz they want to see the dream become reality too.>over years the business scope and size grows through sheer hard work and a growing community of volunteers. >Weapon production is basically halted cuz most of the elves have more fun figuring out how to get santa's crazy toy ideas to work.>however Santa is starting to get old and slow and tells the elf that if he dies before his dream is completed he hopes she'll carry on his legacy.>She leaves the factory for months or years and returns later with a potion of eternal life she had to search the world to find.>"You're not allowed to die until you see your...our dream come true">Santa accepts the potion on one condition. >"If I'm going to accept this extended life I only ask that I may share life with you.">They get married and spend the centuries building up their business together until they finally have all they need for santa's first flight.
>>146877541pink hair?
>>146889062Car-ina in XHamster, you're welcome
>>146902208Cute. Nice and wholesome adaptation
>>146902646Blonde with pink lighting.
>>146903443Ah, okay.
>>146901362Cute.
>>146900484Isn't the 2nd one saggy enough for you good sir?
>>146902038Interesting. Santa even has a half-Elf daughter too.
>>146904406Second one is decent, I was just bothered by the CG rendered one that failed to capture what makes older women attractive. at least in my eyes
>>146877541Her hat's gonna slide right off her head if she keeps wearing it like that.
>>146905306... Christmas magic anon. Mrs. Claus can wear it however she wants.
>>146897718Gonna tell my kids, this was Madea.
>>146902038These are gorgeous drawings, I especially love the way those elven miners look
>>146904869Yep. She's kinda a bitch.
>>146897290Cute
White hair is really hot on older women. I wish more of 'em embraced their maturity.
>>146907266Source?
Shall we make this an “Any white/silver haired older women” thread my brethren? Would that be desirable to thee, OP?I'm all for a thread capped with just Mrs. Claus imagery and discussions too, or at least focused on her.
>>146878463I jerked off to this.
With this thread I can say for certain Mrs. Claus is one of my new all time favorites. All of you are extremely based.
Slippery and wet bathtub session with Mrs. Claushttps://files.catbox.moe/pc7tie.jpeg
>>146901362
>>146897718Does she got a belly?
>>146907608I'm not against it...
>>146909739I seriously love that at least half of the art content for her depicts her as being a bit chubby/having a Venus body In my headcanon she certainly is as well because she’d always be eating cookies.
>>146910183>I seriously love that at least half of the art content for her depicts her as being a bit chubby/having a Venus bodyHell yeah, dude. I'd prefer to draw her that way as well.It makes sense she'd have a more plump stature without sacrificing mobility or appeal.I'm fine with her being more original or distinct but I feel like the Venus body type just suits someone known for being a partner to old Saint Nick, you know: joly, sweet, paternal and cute.>In my headcanon she certainly is as well because she’d always be eating cookiesThat's called informed character design.The character's habits or role is clear in there design.
>>146896139watch some Rankin-Bass next timeSanta Claus is Comin' To Town
>>146909612Cute art, Yoto.
>>146909612clearly being jolly gets you bitches
>>146908578You're welcome.
