>LAST WEEK IN CAROLAvengers Academy #26Avengers United #61>THIS WEEK IN CAROLUltraman X Avengers #3Avengers Academy #27Avengers United #62Timeslide #1Last week's thread: >>146794922
>captain marveleww. captain ocean is way better.
>>146882309Hope she's having a good time at KFC
>Even Blackheart is now a handsome and horny young gayOLIVIERA CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>146883407>My grandpa used to say that Ebenezer Scrooge was a cuck.JfC Norman.
>>146883416I can't believe Justin lost his virginity to the power bottoming son of the Devil on Christmas.
>>146884093Happens to everyone in college.
>>146883926>Normie, your mother's a Karen and your brother's a mutt and once you accept that you'll be one step closer to becoming a based and redpilled chad like me.
>>146883483>Carol loses the kids and then shows up after they've dealt with everything without herMy favorite running gag.
>>146884377>Beware the Spider-Woman
>>146884377>Rise of the New Champions
>>146884587
>>146884351>[laugh track, applause]
>>146881808Question.Who is Carol most likely to fuck of the current Avengers team?
>>146885092The Impossible City.
>>146883483>new students are a younger version of her father-in-law and an ex's sonAwkward.
>>146885092Unironically Storm followed by Tony
>>146883416This feels like Blackheart is taking the piss out of them. He spent a lot of time observing humans before. Although I want to see a story that has him hanging out with his far less popular older sister. They actually haven't appeared together.
>>146883407Devil Dinosaur is the only true Christian among them, despite being from B.C.
>>146883566>Jeff stampsThis fucking shark is bigger than Steve in universe at this point
>>146884093Jeff hasn't gotten involved in public hero vs hero fights or been turned evil.
>>146886609yet
>>146886662ph'nglui mglw'nafh Jeff R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn, or Civil War III with Jeff killing Lockheed?
>>146886696>It's The Superior Jeff! (bodyswap with Tiger Shark)
>>146883566>>146884351>I'd say it's been a pretty good year>Carol, they fought Swarm, a new Sinister Six, Sin, Emplate, and Mephisto and Blackheart, and you weren't present for any of it>I'm an advocate for hands off, students teach themselves and each other education
>>146886988>nobody's died so I get my Not As Much of a Fuckup as Hank Pym award
>>146883384Could have put some clothes on him
>>146883407So little Jugs and Bloodline are Christians? Who's the last one
>>146886998>Carol they give those to everybody
>>146887054Young Kang.
>>146883577Anytime I read these I frown why do I do this to myself. >>146884886Why is Kamala at a Christmas party
>>146887010A bit funny. Usually when he appears as a human, has very pale skin despite his name and true form, but this time is a medium. Still has a different hairstyle than expected.Was the previous issue actually posted?
>>146887173No I skipped to get to the Christmas issue because it's Christmas
>>146887173Who is this guy some son of a demon?
>>146887181This series sucks anyways or at least it's not for me and I might actually fall into the target demo so that says a lot.
>>146885609Blackheart is going to become Born Again, develop angelic powers, and rechristen himself Goldheart.
>>146887182Mephisto's son made from the evil that seeped over a hill over a long period.
>>146887172For the presents.
>>146887205Gross.
>>146887172Carol pressured her into attending She-Hulk's Christmas party that one year and broke the seal
So if Blackheart was made in 1989, by Marvel Time, he's like 7 years old?
>>146887492Depending how time moves in Hell.
>>146887678>How to succeed at teaching despite doing nothing
>>146883384So moon girl is fine seeing this guy's dick >>146883407Doesn't marvelle and that Howard the duck prove the Christian God is real in marvel? I'm being rhetorical those storylines probably didn't happen.
>>146887900Just because something exists doesn't mean you are forced to pray to it. Thor exists and is doing active superheroing, but the religion that honors him is nearly extinct.
>>146887717They solve everything.
>>146889482Jesstime in WCW #2
>>146889568
What'd you get for Christmas, Carol /co/rps?
>>146891936Timeslide
>>146891974>Age of RevelationWe better get another all-timer Carol costume
>>146891974Who are these dweebs in #25
>>146881808“All I want to Christmas is for someone to eat my ass.” -Carol
>>146893643>Carol ruins the Christmas karaoke night
>>146892742I recognize Madcap and Oubliette, one of them might be a cleaned up Mr. Hyde.
>>146894145Odd group if they're supposed to be threatening.
>>146894494Madcap is pretty much unkillable and drives people crazy, and Oubliette is upwardly compatible on someone who was treated as a threat for some reason. Depending on two goes up against them, might work.
>>146894494>>146894595Depends on what One World Under Doom does with the team too
>>146884643
>>146895049Not beating the kid in a grown woman's body allegations.
>>146895049
>>146895125Also not beating the desperate for another son allegations
I think somebody did a late storytime thread for #2 last time but whatever it's Christmas
>>146881808>Ultraman X Avengers #3
>have Janet as one of the MCs in an Ultraman crossover>she doesn't turn into a giantess at any point
>>146896775Still one issue left!
>>146896767I'm assuming shit just got real.
>>146897105How do you know that?
>>146897117Jessica told him.
>>146890838Mhhh yummy ass
>>146897436
*holds a mistletoe over her own ass*No, Carol. Just no.
>>146897843>IT'S TRADITION!
>>146897240Pillow talk blabbermouth.
>>146896706Bit of a poor showing, Dan/Seven.
>>146884377
>>146898920I don't think either Kamala fans or Mutant fans like Kamala being a Mutant.
>>146898920>new timeline where Scott marries, impregnates and abandons Kamala instead of Maddie
>>146898060Jess stop accumulating sons
>>146898065I'll have to take your word for it.
>>146896575Good that Carol's putting in some kaiju practice before the Godzilla crossover
Bump
>>146903223Avengers preview soon.
Say something nice about Carol and Mystique's great^150 granddaughte
>>146903362>also we were lovers>(they weren't)
>>146904140Who's powers is she going to use
>>146904210blue milky little mutant supremacist boy peepee touch powers
>>146883407The students are more heretical than the Strange Academy's, most of whom are empowered by terrifying pagan gods.
>>146903362Is she weak to anal too?
>>146905402Swole Vision.
>>146905328>Vision is just diamondsHeh
>>146898065>"no, we can't unleash Ultraseven, he's too dangerous and uncontrollable!">gets one-shotted and knocked into a coma by flamethrower dinosaur chicken... thing
>>146907006>>146907412Everybody's got bad days
>>146896599They fixed Carol's gloves but are still struggling with Tony's armor.
>>146908278>we never learned why Carol was shooting that Final Fantasy octopus in the butt
>>146908837It was Thursday.
>>146909452>no Carol teases at all in the book
>>146909665just gotta accept it's over, bro. we had a good run. now it's back to being padding on team books.
>>146903362>>146912426
>>146914455>FilenameDanger!
>>146914563Sexy danger
>>146912463At least she's the chairwoman
>>146917660Captain Marvel? Why are your cheeks so fat?
>>146917743Born like that
>>146918448Kree genetics hard at work
>>146918571>The Kree stereotype pinks as having huge asses
>>146918580I love Kree women so fucking much bros
>>146918580Minn-Erva taunting Carol about her fat ass when
>>146918861>Carol complains about the crotch being too loose
>>146887678>Bri, the M'kraan Crystal cookies keep looking like vaginas>most of the others are gay or underage, I'm sure they won't notice, Shela
>>146907412that's Verokron you pleb
>>146919744>*Vakishim
>>146919744>>146919810
>>146920737
>>146920794>>146920737>>146919810holy shit kill me, how did I get the name mixed up, jesus my Ultrafanboy knowledge is rusty since fixating on my other interests, fucking kill me. May as well call Seabozu here fucking Stegon
>>146896751Will Carol join the club?
>>146896726I feel like calling bullshit on Miles webbing and pulling both of Verokron's arms with just one hand each but still reeling on my knowledge fumble.
>>146920891.......I did it again........https://youtu.be/CKv9MYiibPA?t=296
>>146920876Yes, when she fucks Godzilla.
>>146920917Don't tell D.D.
>>146920917>>146920989
>>146920999
>>146920876Damn, there’s a timeline where it was Jason Todd and Jubilee.
