I refuse to believe that these two haven't fucked. Even as serious as Batman is, there's no way he can always resist Wonder Woman's temptations.
>>146896964With those thighs? Bruce sure as hell couldn't resist
>>146896964> there's no way he can always resist Wonder Woman's temptations.Yeah he can, he’s Batman
>>146899085>He's BatmanHe's fucking gay is what he is
Batman only fucks the Joker
>>146896964>Diana wants to be dominated>Bruce has mommy issuesIt would never work
>>146899089calm down, Gordon
>>146899086So has he fucked Clark?
>>146896964She's in his gf list in Beyond
>>146896964I'm convinced Batman is actually a virgin, Bruce just somehow manages to fake all instances of sex for the sake of preventing any possible leads to him being Batman, same way he fakes drinking alcohol.
never date woman stronger than you for obvious reasons
>>146899798I thought that was Lois lane, batgirl, talia, catwoman
>>146896964If he can resist Ivy, he can resist anyone
>>146899816Explain how he fakes sex, anon
>>146899932what are the reasons?
>>146899159Bruce is a dominant. It's why Catwoman and Poison Ivy are always horny for him
>>146899978After double checking, I was wrong. Zatanna is on that list tho
>>146900381Zatanna is on everyone's list
>>146896964>My enemies could hurt you to get to meBruce. What on Gods green earth makes you think Joker attacking Wondy ends any other way than with what's left of clown boy getting buried in a shoebox?
>>146900213Catwoman, yes. Poison Ivy, not really.
>>146896964They didn't
>>146899159Don't guys with mommy issues WANT to be dominated, though?
>>146900474The real reason he never dates Diana is because his latent homo-lust for the Joker prevents him, since he knows Diana is a several thousand year old Greek demigod who, while she prefers peace and diplomacy if at all possible, will nevertheless choose to slay those who cannot be reasoned with in order to protect the innocent without losing a wink of sleep. He's not refusing to fuck wondy for her protection, he's refusing to fuck wondy for the JOKER'S protection: if she moved into Gotham or the Joker came at her because she was with bats, it ends with Joker's head rolling on the floor.
>>146896964What is it with Bruce Timm and making his namesake fuck every woman he wrote?
>>146900381>>146900436Goddess.
>>146900133She would force herself on you
>>146903637Oh no, anything but that...
>>146903637Hot, I'd just lay there and take it.
>>146900381Man, BTAS did such a damn fine job selling Zatanna as an old flame of Bruce's all grown up.
>>146896964Consider Batman isnt a virgin terminally online loser and he has the entire DCU to pick from including sluts like Zatana and Power Girl or just any regular hot woman as Bruce Wayne. You do not then view Wonder Woman as a pinnacle of temptation, but another slut. And the worst part about her is shes into femdom and will want to "change him" and the end result of that is shes going to intrude on his life as a solitary crime fighter the closer they get. The best thing about Superman x Wonder Woman in new 52 is it showed how much of a bad gf she would be to any superhero.
>>146904074There needs to be a story where Diana uses the Lasso to make Bruce confess his love to her.
>>146904413worst post I've ever read
>>146904378Too bad Zatanna wasn't in much of DCAU.
>>146896964sorry, bruce was preoccupied with cucking dickmaybe diana should've made a pass at nighwing if she wanted bruce
As good a thread as any to dump this.1/5
>>1469066462/5
>>1469066603/5
>>1469066664/5
>>1469066765/5Hope you anons enjoy.
>>146906646>>146906660>>146906666>>146906676>>146906689Imagine being on a job thinking the worst you might have to deal with is Batman, only to get Batman AND Wonder Woman.
>>146896964batman not, but bruce totally do it
>>146896964Diana would never, she is a gold star intact-hymen lesbian
>>146902970he and paul were the first wattpad haremfags before internet came out
>>146905290You didn't call him a liar.
>>146900125He exclusively does doggy style, during which he builds up a mixture of saliva and snot in his mouth. When the orgasm takes place, ""orgasm"" mind you, he takes the penis out and spits on the girl's back that mixture of saliva and snot, thus faking an ejaculation. If a girl wants to top, or do missionary or whatever, Bruce simply denies her. He's the millionaire and she's the hoe, he gets to pick how they do it.
>>146900125>>146906834Why not just use a "Bat Dildo"?
>>146906730Says you.
>>146896964Bump
>>146896964Here's the thing:Wonder Woman is delectable, yes as op stated irresistible IF she sets her self on seducing a fella. Problem is she won't, not Bruce, she will subtle with the sexual tension, enjoy Bruce's rigidity, but Bruce would never fuck a woman unless she overtly throws herself at him in a situation where they are alone and have time, because he is too autistic. He would see all the signs of her own attraction to him, but acknowledge the frivolity and carelessness of it, negatively judging himself and her over their attraction.
>>146896964She's not his type, he wants to fuck criminals
>>146904768Well... Sunstone creator did that :3
>>146907425I can relate.
>>146896964They asked a computer, which listed off a series of what-if scenarios of what would happen if they hooked up, which convinced them to never hook up.
garbage pairing
>>146906730Barbara...
>>146908591A good writer would do an angsty story of them longing to be together and just barely restraining their desire to be a couple while falling deeper in love omg
>>146908867I haven't read all of Kelly's JLA, but that seems like it was the case, until the brakes got pulled at the end.
>>146908942Of course, Bruce just looks like a fucking idiot or psychopath when he turns down Diana to hump Catwoman on a rooftop.
>>146906646>You'd AT LEAST have to spring for a movie if you were looking for anything more serious.>>146906689>This is so much BETTER than taking me to a movie.They fucked afterward.
>>146908950100% this
>>146906646>>146906660>>146906666>>146906676>>146906689UMMM.... you do know that writer is a literal racist, homophobic maga and not a good person right???You should not post those pages again...
They fucked, but Diana is trying to lock Bruce down for marriage. As we all know, Bruce is to broken for a real functional relationship. Even with an immortal lump of clay.
>>146896964Batman and Wonder Woman defo fuck. You know it, I know it, let's not pretend any longer.
>>146909553Aaron or Leonel?
>>146909553You all heard it anons, we're obligated to post these in every DC thread for years to come.
>>146906834>he takes the penis outThen he's not a virgin you retard. Besides he has a fucking son.
>>146896964She apparently did shack up with Lord Batman to explain why she wasn't around in the Batman Beyond time. So, in a way, you're right.
>>146896964Based Bruce
>>146905290cry to your dommymommy about it
>>146899089give it a rest commissioner Gordon
>>146907425idk these kinds of posts dont take into account that as Bruce Wayne he is a pussyslayer by necessity to cover his secret identity. Youre not taking that into account.
>>146908950Yup if he tried to be serious with Diana one of two things would happen, she kills joker or locks up catwoman for life. Neither of which bruce would allow.
>>146909603>to broken
>>146912075>by necessity Uh huh. Who's not taking shit into account? Let's start with that's not him, not really. He's Batman, the man he behaves as when donning the cowl, not the name, Bruce Wayne is a persona. Lasso of truth confirms this too. His real self is autistic as shit and Catwoman has to literally rub her pussy in his face before he makes a move.
>>146908685No, you're garbage.
>>146909553uuuhm do you know you are a dicksucking faggot? stfu and keep sucking that dick
>>146906730who opened her mouth and legs the very first time a man crashed on her island of raging dykes lmao
>>146913691Stop being homophobic!
