Tulip, The Perennial Flower
>>146899295Best passenger.Lakefags and Simonfags need not apply.
Because of her bulbous head?
>>146899505No, because of her flat stalk like body.
>>146899312No need to be rude.
The show wasn't subtle enough to develop its themes. Actual kids with troubles at home might enjoy it more, though.Also feral children trapped on a train would totally be raping every girl as initiation right.
>>146900627>raping every girl as initiation right.Why do you think Grace and Simon were so adamant to take Hazel back to the Mall?
>>146899312Someone mention he who is always right Simon Laurent?
>>146899576That can easily be remedied with a quick trip to the BE car.
>>146899295Reckon she was deflowered on the train?
>>146901858Number would be a lot higher if she was.
>>146902053So off the train then.
>>146901858Yes
>>146899295Where the fuck can I get the pilot episode?
>>146901858She blew a talking dog, but she's still technically a virgin.
>>146901336Could she (tulip) fix him?
Imagine kissing Miss Onion Breath
>>146902518Its on Youtubehttps://youtu.be/KmVE0Hol6ng
>>146902554No, but Simon could certainly fix Tulip.
>>146903158Fun fact about the pilot and the corgi car 3 shots were reused, glad-one in the doggie door, Tulip and the gang walking up hill and Atticus charging the Steward. Which means in the actual show the Corgi car has a unexplained hole in its sky / car.
>>146902554No
Sex with Tulip?
>>146903843Sure
>>146899312I'm a Tulipbro, but I like Lake, as well.I'm an agreement with you on Simon, though.
>>146903187I woke from a nap thinking about Simon forcing her to blow him in front of the cheering kids.
Grace > Tulip
>>146904624>Simon being sexually dominateKek
>>146905076He's overcompensates for his relationship with Grace by abusing younger, more vulnerable girls. Makes sense.
>>146903843Yes, without protection
>>146899295Book 3 a shit.
>>146905428>Book 3 is the shitFtfy
>>146904915In what? Poor character arcs?
>>146905791
>>146904915She isn’t flat as a board at least.
>>146904915You think if i said she could redeem herself and everything she's done by having sex with me she'd believe it?
>shitfinity stain
>>146905076He just needs a little push.
>>146906040In melanin
>>146901336Poor simon, its too bad his soul got eaten by ligma
>>146907828Would be willing too
>>146899295>shit.show
>cancelled
>>146908908He would’ve gotten better.
>>146909933The thing that sucked his soul fucking exploded, he’s gone for good.
>>146910096The train works in mysterious ways.
When are we gonna get the next four books, and wrap the whole thing up?
>>146909846Big words while posting Star
>>146910429cope
>>146910277>>146910277Never
>>146902509The mystery of choker Tulip
>>146903843Dude, she's 13.
>>146911734Out of 10!
>>146911734Dude shut the fuck you fucking normie puritan ass
>>146911734And?
>>146912714And what? 9/11 was an inside job?
>>146910277>>146911226
Why don't weirdo nerd girls exist in real life?
>>146914863Train took them all.
>>14691173414 at the end and weirdly looks younger.
>>146915248Wait did Tulip have her 14th birthday on the train? Because that’s depressing as shit for her and her family.
>>146915407Probably not, she came back and there was a time skip.
>>146915407She was on the train for around 5 months, if her birthday fell on the first quarter of the year it is possible.
>>146915248>weirdly looks younger.It’s the shorter ponytail.
>>146906040Cope. Simon deserved his fate.
>>146911734No (concrete) rules on the train, anon.
>>146916094I’m sure a drastic increase in number are the closet thing to rules the train has.
>>146915807If you think that's bad these two had everything between their 10th and 18th on the train.
>>146916094Imagine having sex with Hazel on the train
>>146899295Requesting edit of her left hand closer to her crotch
>>146911734what age do you think sex is>>146912570puritans did it at 13.
>>146904624That's just the Apex initiation ritual.
>>146917047Like this?
>>146918502Heh, Goonlip
>>146899295>Adventure RedditGo back
>>146918502Why didn’t the train help with Tulips chronic masturbation addiction?
>>146918623>gets show name wrong>also steals my FUCKING HAPPY MEALShadow you’re a fucking FFAAAAAGGGGOOOOTTTTT
>>146918502Coolio, now give her some tits.
>>146916992Anon that’s a turtle
>>146918502Goon sesh with Tullip
>>146918702'cause that was never a problem.
>>146919201
>>146919201Why are her glasses cracked?
>>146901336SIMON IS CRINGE!FUCK SIMONFAGS!
>>146919905Why not make peace between Tulipfags and Simonfags? They're not so different after all.
>>146903843Just try it, pal.
>>146919914AINT GONNA HAPPEN!>And they're as different as day and night>A truce between Tulipbros and Lakebros would be much easier
>>146919914>They're not so different after all.Explain
>>146910277
>>146919914>Why not make peace between Tulipfags and Simonfags? They're not so different after all.They are totally different.Watch the series again, or at least books one and three.
>>146919914>>146919937How about a truce between Simonfags and Lakefags? They both love killing.
>>146920006They're both big stupid NERDS!
>>146920210They would've tried to kill each other.Simon and Grace made it clear that they didn't like, or would accept Lake into The Apex.
>>146920210>When you wheel nulls/flecs>Bottom text
>>146920504>being friendly with a nullSimon would never.
>>146920504The false conductor fears this.
>>146920504Peace and love
>>146920504Never ask an Apex member about the race of his girlfriend.
>>146920504This makes me irrationally angry.
And now....THE FLYING RANDALLS AND TULIP!
>>146920854That certainly isn't gonna make your number go down
>>146916967Understating how the one on the left lived the rest of their life on the train.The fact the train doesn't run on "decade inside hour outside" really makes the series significantly more horrific than similar "it's a wonderful life" morality plays.
Where is all the Tulip/Simon porn? I demand Tulip/Simon porn.
>>146921175Nerd x nerd, you get it.
>>146920504I remember thinking him towering over her gave off rapey vibes, wish someone was ballsy enough to go that far.
>>146918891
>>146921175All I can draw is ms paint