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>>146900279RAPE
>>146900279>>146900295One of the best Archie stories.
>>146900295That’s sexual assault!
>>146900698>>146900433What's the story?
Who is still reading Archie? What do they even talk about in Archie?
>>146900295Cute
>>146900698more like sexy assault>What do they even talk about in Archie?Well, Archie
>>146900295You just know his right hand is reaching down and grabbing Veronica’s ass.
>>146900279>>146900295I thought this was a children's comic.
That's not where he kissed me!whatBesides, there are worse kind of nuts!WHAT
>>146901682Archie enjoyers are a weird kind of people.
>>146901682Based.Too bad real women aren’t like this.
Time for impromptu Storytime.Can YOU identify, THE KISSER?!Since the first two pages were posted, I'm starting on three.
>>146900279What issues is this?
That's right, follow far behind the poor potential victim of surprise kiss-rape.
>>146901861Can't remember, hold on
Archie 143, from 1964
Reggie, you rat bastard. This is why no one likes you.
>>146901682Where did she get kissed?I bet it was her (spoiler)forehead(/spoiler)
"Oh dear, my exposed lips are a quiver in anticipation of kiss-rape!"
"Well, he's passed out, we're all alone, his pants zipper juuust needs to slide down a teeny bit..."
GASP!IMPLIED LESBIANISM!
>>146901950Fuck my miserable life, I forgot the last page.
>>146901966So this is where Riverdale got the Dark Betty, serial killer gene, and Betty’s bisexuality all from.
>>146902005The 60's really were progressive for their time.
Does Reggie win in these things? I liked riverdale Reggie and he got shat on.
Man, 1950s-1960s had some neat outfits.Man, if I could go back in time to those days... Id probably get laughed at.
>>146902068>"Wow! You're saying you're really from the future?">"Skibibidi Toilet! Pomni! Azula! Family Guy! ORANGE MAN BAD!">"...what?"
>>146902068>Man, 1950s-1960s had some neat outfits.that goes without saying
The shit you can do to women in the 50s and 60s was insane
>>146901966I knew whodunnit based solely on that being who i wanted to run around kissing girls
>>146901615Children like it a lot
>>146901966"You thought it was Archie but it was me, Betty!"
>>146904798What a slut!
>>146901682>That's not where he kissed me!>whatVeronica said ON OUR HANDS Betty then... you know what if you can't figure it you you're just an idiot.
>>146901966>You kissed girls just to throw people off the trail!>..... YES.
Veronigga
>>146901966Betty Cooper, the girl next whore
>>146902054It depends but he's mostly the antagonist.
Need some Rabies Lagomorph
I would die happy if I got a kiss-and-run from Betty
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>ywn sniff Betty or Veronica's puskyWhat a shame.Also it's crazy how Archie Comics is still around while DC and Marvel have had crazy slumps with the majority of fans hating everything they do.
>>146908308Sabrina wife/gf.
>>146908255I guess Riverdale being popular was able to keep them alive.
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>>146908160This story was much hornier than I remember reading as a 10 year old.
>>146900279>>146900295When I was a little kid, maybe 5 or 6, I got one of these comics for free from some promotion at my local library.It had one of the girls getting knocked out by some kind of spray, and it gave me a rape fetish. I remember rereading that part quite a few times, don't know where it is or which issue that was though.
archie comics has consistantly had hot females most of its life. >>146901966>betty kissing girlsdamn thats a hot thought.>>146901615ronnie has a great butt>>146902405wew lads>>146908308>sabrina spotted
>>146901615Archie is simultaneously very tame and horny
>>146901884>>146901894Uhuh
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>>146909486man that car is fucked up
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>>146909521Two things:1. Archie really was a cheating womanizer huh?2. I’ve seen that last panel before but where?
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>>146901920This really is an of it's time story
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>>146909494>that cheeky panty view in the first panelwew lads
>>146900279I though this was the Boomer punching a kid meme from TLoU2
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>>146908146Archie is such a hound he can tell girls apart from there ass alone.
>>146901966what an EVIL plan that was! UNBELIEVABLE!
>>146908146Thoughts on Veronica's ass?
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>>146908255It's hard to fuck up an Archie story and Archie's publishing model is weird. I wish they would do more classic Sabrina stuff.
>>146909825I enjoyed this story alot more than I thought I would. got me to laugh a few times at betty's dads reactions to things.
>>146909825>a couple of condoms! I think would have been a better joke.
>>146901966>Well, to be honest, I just tripped while running away from Veronica and came up with it on the spot so she wouldn't find the coat.
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>>146909913Is Betty /ss/pilled?
>>146909935Isn't that basically a scene from The Sandlot?
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>>146910023>"tribute to Ancient Greek mythology">Archius>JuggusPauperrimus scripturae
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>>146909078Riverdale and the Sabrina spin-off might have damaged the brand long term but it's to early to tell
>>146909494>GroovySo I take it late 60s early 70s.
>>146909507Man she's gritting her teeth she's furious. Archie is a pretty shitty guy for doing stuff like this in all honesty.
>>146909177Based
>>146909736Times really do change
>>146910076>doesnt bother to grop out the FCO banneryou're disappointing me, anon. i thought you'd be more professional. storytime threads aint a joke, you know?
>>146909788Nowadays a dad caring about that sort of thing is seen as a weirdo
>>146909887Even Mrs Grundy is laughing T the joke.I wish teachers were still like this.
>>146909927That swimsuit is offaly cheeky
>>146909987A lot of boys probably pulled shit like this
>>146910041Why wasn't Veronica named Verdora
>>146909494>Put it in!That's what she said, goddamn.
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Midge > Betty > Melody > Josie > Verronica > Sabrina > Cheryl
>>146910746Indeed.
Comfy thread
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>>146910023You're a Centaur, man, just rape them
>>146911234>MidgeDoes your health insurance cover Moose attacks?
>>146911234>MidgeANON, WATCH OUT! MOOSE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
>Gee, Jughead, how come you have your own wiener meme?
>that time Ethel and Betty went as saloon gals
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>>146909938Id took her on that offer in 6 years...
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>>146911980lol
>>146900279Betty or Veronica?
>>146913526Betty for serious and marriage and family and veronica for butt slapping and passionate nights and flings.
>>146913526Sabrina.
>>146913526>>146913561Betty seems to be a lot wilder and more rambunctious compared to Veronica, so Better, especially after that saloon gal strip.
>>146913526There are moments Veronica looks better (especially when she had the Betty Page hair) but overall Betty is better
They knew
>>146901966Betty is the biggest bi-slut in Riverdale.
>>146913526Melody
>>146912026>Shut the fuck up, Dilton.
>>146901966I think if Archie chooses Betty, they're going to have an interesting sex life
>>146914463Betty has some kind of fabled BPD.
>>146909534>clean the windshieldto the last drop
>>146911664I don't think Hartley really understood Jughead as a character.
>>146910062If the girls brought up periods and child birth they might have had a point but instead talk like women are given away to men like it's the middle ages.
>>146910707Mmmh Sabrina panties
>>146910732Waterbeds confirmed a turn on for Melody
>>146911024Did this come before or after Scarlet Witch? >>146911234And we never heard from him again
>>146911316Is this official? If it is wow that's a lot of cleavage.
Nothing more comfy and horny than Archie Comics.
>>146911414I think it's because Archie is low stakes
>>146911817Melody is the ronchy one?
>>146915621It's "raunchy"And no she's just a dingbat
>>146911966Do Superteen and Powerteen beat Homelander? How about Archie's Mr Justice?
>>146912026Mantis? The artist must really have been a nerd.
>>146913526Betty. Veronica has money but I think in the long run Betty's sweetness will be better. Sabrina is good too. >>146913561This
>>146915696Have Homelander make a pass at Midge.Then let Moose go full Moose at him.
>>146915662I'm a bad speller
>>146913526Mrs Grundy
>>146915748>"He's just a teenager how the fuck am I losing!">"Get away from my Midge"
>>146910724>>146910732>>146910732Somebody faped to this when it was first printed.Not gonna lie im kinda tempted.myself
>>146915812Did Garth Ennis ever do a Archie parody? Seems like something he'd do.
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>>146916354>that rabbitLiterally me
>>146901861It's Archie # 143 (Feb. 1964).The artist (uncredited) is the great Harry Lucey, and the writer (also uncredited) is probably the inhumanly prolific Frank Doyle.With Lucey on "Archie," Dan DeCarlo on "Betty and Veronica" and Samm Schwartz on "Jughead" this era is what people are talking about when they say you had to be really good to draw for Archie. (They didn't pay great even then, but they had very little competition.)
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Midge is hot
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>>146917103Who is this chick with the glasses?
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>>146917103Betty not doing herself any favors for the Archiebowl.
>>146917295Be a little more subtle, Betty
>>146917295Ok, im normally a Veronica kind of guy.But here Betty...shows potential.
>>146917411Damn, Cheryl's mom as hot as her.How do the animu weebs call that? Oya-kata something?
Archie threads mogging most of /co/>>146917481Oyakodon
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>>146917908Yeah, that one.>>146917411Draw friend can you draw Oya-that-kada between anon thats totally not me, Cheryl Blossom and her milf mom?
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>>146918363Was that supposed to be "slumber party"?
>>146915962Only Archie parody I can think of is Cherry Poptart. Not including shows.
>>146918363I'd Summer Midge's Party.
>>146918545I know Ed Brubaker did an Archie inspired story called "Criminal: The Last of the Innocent"
>>146918363The hell is Cheryl wearing? A jumpsuit designed by Jim Steranko?
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>>146916540What's a good place to read old Archie comics Archie bros?
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>>146916699He's lucky she didn't aim a little lower
>>146918774>>146918747I use AllComics
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>>146904798>how many people have you killed, jughead?>idk how many girls have you kissed in your life?
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it really goes to show from this thread the archie comics have a long history of beautiful females. at least pre-2000s. no idea what its like now but the old comics were loaded with beautiful females.
>>146918842Not sure when picrel is from, but I think she's post-2000s. Very cute, imo, but not used very much.
>>146918584Brubaker seems genuinely to be an Archie fan. His series "Deadenders" has some Archie-inspired sequences and the premise is sort of "Post-Apocalyptic Archie."
>>146918967Cassie first showed up in 2023
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This and the Lavern&Shirley threads are top of what/co/ has going on right now...
>>146919044Damn, she's that recent? I assumed she was like 2000s-2010s.
>>146918787Allcomics.com? what's the difference between that and say Readcomiconline. IO?
>>146916921Moose knocked him out of the panel what's that make him outerversal?
>>146909856That's why you don't write for Archie
>>146918128Betty is a freak
>>146919280major derp in the middle
>>146916954This poor guy
>>146919464>"long lost brother">kisses him???
>>146919642Archie's daughter is cute
>>146917366> 25 centsI wish I could have experienced this era
>>146919777US is all Alabama in the future...
>>146917908I used to dismiss Archie as some relic of the by gone days of comics but there's a lot to love.
>>146918128Oh this is some roleplay thing at school
>>146918678I love the focus on fashion in some of these old slice of life mags. Reminds me of shojo
>>146909694>Archie's outfitGood lord, that is near most '1968' thing imaginable. All he needs is a tiedye headband and round sunglasses. Maybe a beard
>>146918967>Tall >Bubble teaYeah that's enough to determine she's very new.
>>146919083Look at the expression in Moose's face. He knows he's dangerously close to being mogged.
>>146908255Half of the strips in Archie comics are reissues of their back catalogue. You can tell by the fashion the characters wear; one strip they'll be dressed like 50s ivy leaguers and in the next one they're in neon green windbreakers and acid wash jeans.
>>146910762They got the outfits switched. Ronnie is the good girl, Betty is the homewrecker. Ronnie has a snobby personality but that's just because she's rich and doesn't have good social skills. Betty is really manipulative and is far dirtier than she lets on.
>>146919138Ethel is too cute to be the ugly one
>>146913526Veronica. She's purehearted and traditionally-minded. Her tsundere elements are mostly because Archie is constantly chasing after other girls.
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>>146918774Saavik Ronnie? Or Valeris? Wait, when was this story from? It uses both TOS and TMP style Klingons. Oh, '86 so it was definitely Saavik then.
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>>146911024Hmm, I've gotten too old. Gag scene or not, Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda can get it.
>>146920942What an odd fetish her dad has
>>146920143Hey I think I have this one
>>146913561I am sure you mean that the other way around.
This has been nostalgic. Read these a lot when I was a lad.Tasteful fanservice never is better than in an Archie comic.
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>>146902031A HA HA it was just good fun!
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>be a regular guy>all the girls go crazy over your ginger assthis comic was such a gary sue
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>>146921253That's a pretty hardcore ending, man.
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>>146921260>lil' Betty's and VeronicasHmm.
>>146921257>haha get straight up murdered lmaoyeah kinda
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