Happy Kwanzaa
>>146902781
Does anyone actually celebrate Kwanzaa anymore?
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>>146902795THERE AIN'T A NIGGA IN ALL OF PHILADELPHIA THAT ACTUALLY CELEBRATES KWANZAA
>>146902809With good reason. They all know it's a scam.
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>>146902781Hold me closer, tiny kwanzaaCount the juneteenth as a holiday
>>146902809As years goes by, Bill Cosby Keeps getting right with Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids.
>>146902795>7 candles >holiday happens to be in Decemberliterally stealing lmao
>>146902795Isn't corn and bananas native to the Americas?
>>146903333I don't think Bananas are
>>146903333Bananas brought by the Porch Geese. Corn was here from those funny dudes goin heyahoya that got real mad when we refused to return the land after asking them for a proof of sale receipt or something,.
>>146903477it's difficult to understand you when you hide whatever it is you're trying to say underneath so many layers of irony
>>146903379You're right, it's southeast asia. Don't know why I thought SA
>>146902795Sounds like a bunch of commie gobbledygook to me
>>146902816They fall for pyramid scemes a lot.
>>146903502multilayered irony is post-modernist so my guess is wokeism
>>146902807You'd be hard pressed to find anyone younger than 45 who does. If this was the 90s, you'd probably see a ton of African-Americans trying to celebrate it considering that era saw a huge push for embracing our African heritage with people walking around wearing dashikis and shit, but people don't give as much of a fuck nowadays.
>>146902781This show taught me all about it
>>146902781They should have made her a regular
>>146904648>Our African heritageYou have no African heritage if you were born in the US. That's almost as bad as Bostonians claiming to be Irish.
>>146902781>On the first day of Kwanzaa my Zawadi gave to me!>The date to my parole hearing!
Which part of Africa is Kwanzaa from?
>>146905034Maryland.
>>146902781Fine I'll post it.
>>146904698christ you are such a little wormthey didn't pop out of the fucking ground you retard
>>146905034Nowhere, it's actually an African-American created holiday by a guy who's actually still alive right now. lol
>>146903504Most bananas eaten in the us today and through the 20th century are grown in south america.
>>146902781This show is the boondocks with none of the self-awareness. All the pathetic racial tribalism, normalized domestic abuse, etc. is just played straight in the same breath they question discrimination with.
>>146902807Nobody celebrated it then unless it was for the sake of appearances
>>146902809Rudi, You're like Dusty Charlin at the Super Bowl
>>146906104>Dusty Charlin at the Super Bowl?
>>146904735>Zawadi Wait, that actually means something? I thought it was just the name of a bald black chick in porn.
>>146902892>THE PHANTOM>IS COMING!
Juneteenth is the new Kwanzaa
>>146906029Oh shut up, we watch it because Penny cute and it's made by the guy who did Bebe's Kids.
No one celebrates kwanza.
>>146905490>created holiday by a guy who's actually still alive right nowJesus?
>>146902781Kwansa never felt real. It felt like something white people tell black people they always did.
>Maulana Ndabezitha Karenga (born Ronald McKinley Everett, July 14, 1941), previously known as Ron Karenga, is an American activist, author and professor of Africana studies, best known as the creator of the pan-African and African-American holiday of Kwanzaa.Yeah, it's a scam. A radical scam and a political nonsense tool.
>>146906108A BIIIG Disappointment
>>146906260Is that real?
>>146906260heh, that's cute.
>Kwanzaa celebrates what its founder called the seven principles of Kwanzaa, or Nguzo Saba (originally Nguzu Saba – the seven principles of African Heritage). They were developed in 1965, a year before Kwanzaa itself. These seven principles are all Swahili words, and together comprise the Kawaida or "common" philosophy, a synthesis of nationalist, pan-Africanist, and socialist values.>Socialist values Fuck.>Each of the seven days of Kwanzaa is dedicated to one of the principles, as follows:>Umoja (Unity): To strive for and to maintain unity in the family, community, nation, and race.That's nice, until the very end where it became explicitly racist.>Kujichagulia (Self-determination): To define and name ourselves, as well as to create and speak for ourselves.I wish more niggas followed this one.>Ujima (Collective work and responsibility): To build and maintain our community together and make our brothers' and sisters' problems our problems and to solve them together.This contradicts the spirit of the second principle, and it already shows collective ideals.>Ujamaa (Cooperative economics): To build and maintain our own stores, shops, and other businesses and to profit from them together.Here comes Marx!>Nia (Purpose): To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their traditional greatness.I think this nigga just wanted to have seven principles instead of six and so made this one as filler. It's pretty mesningless.>Kuumba (Creativity): To do always as much as we can, in the way we can, in order to leave our community more beautiful and beneficial than we inherited it.This one is cool, but it's something to do all year every day, together with all other races. Fuck Kwanzaa.>Imani (Faith): To believe with all our hearts in our people, our parents, our teachers, our leaders, and the righteousness and victory of our struggle.Fuck that, leaders are to be elected and constantly questioned.
>>146906245>In 1971, Karenga was sentenced to one to ten years in prison on counts of felony assault and false imprisonment. A May 14, 1971, article in the Los Angeles Times described the testimony of one of the women:>Deborah Jones, who once was given the Swahili title of an African queen, said she and Gail Davis were whipped with an electrical cord and beaten with a karate baton after being ordered to remove their clothes. She testified that a hot soldering iron was placed in Miss Davis' mouth and placed against Miss Davis' face and that one of her own big toes was tightened in a vise. Karenga, head of US, also put detergent and running hoses in their mouths, she said. They also were hit on the heads with toasters.He's basically Santa
So these threads are just bots replying to themselves just because someone get's really really really steamed that a holiday that isn't that popular these days still get's some traction because, it's for black people?I mean I like the reference to the futurama joke and Fat Albert but come on, who gives this much of a shit about Kwanzaa?
>>146902807>anymoreno one actually did. most black people celebrate chrismas like everyone else
>>146906409>just bots replying to themselvesNo, I'm >>146906245 and >>146906338And this post.And I know you're no bot either.
>>146906136kek
>>146906104>>146906108I thought he said "Destiny's Child reunion".
IT WOULD BE A KWANZAA MIRACLE IF CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER, WAYNE BRADY, D.L. HUGHLEY, AND STEVE HARVEY WEREN'T SUBJECTED TO SO MANY WHITE FAGGOT COCKGOBLIN PISSANTS TRYING TO TALK JIVE TO THEM EVERY TIME THEY GO ON THEIR FAGGOT FUCKING EMASCULATED BONE-SMUGGLIN GAME SHOWS.THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR HAWAIIAN-SHIRT-WEARIN DONUT MUNCHERS LIKE THAT AND IT'S CALL THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE.
>>146907173This is still my go to Xmas special every year
>>146902809EVERY DAY YOU CARPETBAGGERS LOITER IN MY JUNKYARD THE PROPERTY VALUES DEPRECIATE FROM ZERO TO NIGGARAGUA
>>146905613Like how everyone thinks of pineapples as being from Hawaii when they're actually native to Brazil.
>>146906338>Anon learns the Black Power movement was communist, just like all the "racist old white Klansmen sympathisers" said it was 60 years agoWait until you read up on MLK's political takes and his opinion on the Soviet Union
>>146907958I think the Grinch Kwanzaa one is the best of them, it's not just a string of silly insults/sex acts, but actually has some poetry in it. They also did their own original stuff, Fanta Claus and Rudolph the Five-Legged Reindeer. Done in the style of the R&B stop motion films, with replica dolls and everything.
>>146906104That's "Destiny's Child Reunion at the Super Bowl", you dunce
>>146906260Why is she latina in the college episode?
>>146906104>>146908414Theres fucking captionsAnd a refence to a real event
>>146902809>>146908319>>146902781https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRHWXtJYgAQ
Bumpy
>>146902795>gift booksdead on arrival festivity
>>146902795Ah yes corn que quintessential african grain because we all know corn comes from Africa. Yeah.
>>146902807nah the guy who invented it turned out to be pedo who wanted to have a bunch of child brides and it kinda soured it for everybody
>>146908858Tell me more about his religion
>>146905095Most of Kwanzaa was culturally appropriated from East Africa when they themselves are descended from West Africans.
>>146902781Kwanzaa is Californian holiday the hell state that burns the country in its vices.
>>146909389It's because East Africa is mostly Islamic, and the Black Power movement was strongly attached to Mohammadism. The whole Nation of Islam thing. They were trying to claim Islam as the "black religion", as opposed to Christianity which was the "white religion".
>>146909412>CALIFORNIASorry your crapshack flyover state has nothing going for it instead of suckling at CA's teat and asking for more.
>>146909512But Anon I'm Californian.
>>146909517I know.
>>146908489>I'M GONNA KILL YOU
>>146902781Trudy is SO fucking hawt
>>146908426Her girlfriend likes the look.
>>146903477>return the landnigger the natives didn't consider owning land possible so when they agreed to that deal they thought they were screwing over the settlersthen they found out that you can own land with enough firepower
>>146908372>MLK's political takes and his opinion on the Soviet UnionThe real reason the FBI killed him. Not because he was Black but because he was a filthy commie.
>>146902781>>146902809>>146905091>>146907173>>146908489https://streamable.com/hu9hr4How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa.
