why doesn't he just buy food?
He lives in an unoccupied desert, where is he going to buy food? Acme doesnt sell that shit
Jeez, have you seen the price of food? No, of course not. You're still in high school.Kek! ACME was the Amazon of the 50s-70s. And you thought you guys were the first to have it.
>>146903580The real question is where does he get the money to buy stuff?
>>146903580Why doesn't he just creampies his own butthole?
Bump
>>146903580In canon he's an actor playing a role for a short, and "he buys food and that's the end of the short" would make a terrible short
>>146903587>>146903634>>146903661Wile E. sells his body to order more ACME products in the hopes of finally catching some food in that barren desert
>>146904667kek
Wile E. Coyote may very well be the most tragic of all the Looney tunes
>>146903580delusional sense of mind, like this is what he THINKS the bird tastes like
>>146904637i'm not sure looney tunes has a canon
>>146904637>In canon he's an actorThis is probably the lamest thing that came out of the old cartoons
>>146903580Sunk cost fallacy.
>>146903580I vaguely remember some official statement claiming that he eats at a semi regular basis, but his obsession with the Roadrunner is based on the fact that Roadrunners are crazy delicious and in fact, every part of their bodies hide a different, yet incredibly delicious flavour.
>>146905121Is this "official statement" in the room with us right now?
>>146905704I vaguely remember an episode where he explained his need to get the Roadrunner and why it would be worth it; might've been a special that used to air on HBO many decades ago
>>146903580It's the thrill of the chase
>>146905704>>146904920
It's about the hunt, not the kill.
>>146903580waithe wanted to EAT the bird?
>>146905968W-what did you think he wanted to do to it?
>>146906479Eat the bird's cock
>>146906506Hhhot.
>>146903580meep meep
>>146903580Obsession.The Coyote has long since forgotten _why_ he wants to catch the Roadrunner. Catching it has become his reason for existing, and nothing else matters.
>>146904637I don’t remember any Road Runner short having that gag. You might be mistaking him for Ralph Wolf who knows he is playing a role.
Anyone think roadrunner actually looks super lame and dumb after finding out what a real one looks like?
>>146906506Judge Stone would have to add a sexual harassment charge to his crimes
>>146905888It was, in fact, in the room with us right now.
>>146903587What is Acme and why is it able to air drop weapons of war to literal who's? Why can't it be done with food by Acme or any other entity?
>>146903580Why do you ask pointless questions?
After a certain point its not even about the food anymore. Its the sheer challenge; he will not quit until he wins.
>>146903580I knew saving this page from this garbage comic would be useful some day
>>146906506Are we sure Roadrunner is a HE?
>>146903634he is just in massive debt to acme
>>146909474
>>146907771lmao
>>146903580bidenomics makes it cheaper to buy chinese junk than food
>>146905121If that were true, humans would have made those road pest extincts long ago
>>146906479He wanted to use it as a puppet
>>146907562or that a roadrunner's top speed is 21MPH, whereas a coyote's top speed is 40MPH?
>>146910712ewwww
>>146903580He's in it for the sport.Anyone can just order food. Only a genius can catch the Roadrunner, and Wile E. is genius.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3vwg32
>>146903580He does buy food. That's how he survives. But roadrunner is a delicacy he cannot buy anywhere. Therefore he invests a lot of effort into obtaining the delicious delicacy.
Ralph Wolf > Wile E. Coyote
>>146903634One theory I heard is that since Wile E. doesn't have any money the only thing he can get from ACME are defective products.
It's one of the rules on Jones' infamous sheet>The Coyote cannot simply purchase food
>>146913424infamous?
>>146907562that's a pretty bird
>>146903580Why doesn't Tom just hire an exterminator to kill Jerry?Why doesn't Plankton just give up on fast food and start a tech business?
>>146913402ThisSomething about all of Ralph being a better Wile interests me.He gets ACME products or devised plans to get sheep, yet his archenemy is a pretty chill sheepdog.Sides, it beats roadrunner as a whole or tweety, both of which we probably wanted to kill as kids for being annoying
