>Absolute Batman is 6-fucking-6Secret identity? No, Batman is definitely the 6'6" jacked-as-fuck genius who works for the city. It could literally not be anyone else.
Sorry im just not seeing it
>>146904324There are millions of people in Gotham, anon. There are probably thousands of 6’6” guys among then. Thinking Batman is that Bruce Wayne guy is just schizo tier
>>146904405Damn, there are over 40,000 men in New York City who are over 6'4".
>>146904445Maybe? I don't really go around looking at other people's heights.
>>146904405What's the population of Gotham? Let's say it's five million. In America, fewer than 0.13% of men are 6'6", and in a city of five million people, that means there are around three thousand men who stand at 6'6".And that's a broad estimate. How many of them are White? I bet this number gets real small after awhile.
>>146904405But anon, OP never said it was *Bruce Wayne*.
>>146904324What is the axe head made of? Where does he keep the pole?
>>146904445Exactly!>>146904464It’s still in the thousands or hundreds!>>146904489I…uhh...you know…one thing I should…
>>146904498…
>>146904498Probably scrap steel. I bet he has the keys to every recycling plant in the city.
>Already in love with most versions of Selina>Absolute Selina is also a tomboy childhood friendGOD
>>146904646He was also childhood hobo buddies with Killer Croc.
>>146904324I want a story arc where some schizo harasses Bruce Wayne convinced he's secretly Joker.Imagine news journalists going up to Bruce and asking him about the rumors he's Joker. He'd get so fucking pissed. He can laugh off rumors that he's Batman, if people thought he was secretly Joker I imagine it would really get under his skin.
>>146905443It would be hilarious if the Joker himself got convinced Bruce Wayne must be the Joker and leaked it to the press.
>>146905545>Hello is this CNN? I have a confession to make I'm secretly Bruce Wayne! Hahahaha!
Has Absolute Batman introduced Joker yet?
>>146904324Batman is Bruce Wayne. Duh.
>>146906047Yes, first issue
>>146904324True.
>>146904646They did that in Gotham as well.
