>LAUNCH THE MISSILE NOW!
How did they go straight from The Iron Giant to Osmosis Jones?
>>146981248>Ordering a nuclear strike on American soil without the express permission of the Commander in Chief.Mansley wasn't definitely sentenced to death right?
>>146981555Iron Giant bombed due to poor marketing so they tried to be "hip and with it" instead
>>146981555>How did they go straight from The Iron Giant to Osmosis Jones?money
>>146981558It gets discussed in these threads from time to time, I once saw an anon break it down and he basically had 7 charges on his head, several of which are high treason>Breaking chain of command to order a strike>And a nuclear strike>Which breaks another chain of command>On US soil>With civilians>During a military emergency>Targeting a 3 star general in the processHe would have been turbofucked.
>>146981592One more thing, deserting. He tried to leave after his fuck up.
>>146981626Oh yeah you're right, I think the anon I'm referring to mentioned that too. So 8 charges.
>>146981592>>146981636He also broke direct orders, pretended to be a three start general in the moment he grabbed the phone out of his hand, grabbing the phone out of his hand is another line of misconduct, and the strike was targeted at army targets which are classified separately from generals. He also would have had a count for each civilian there and each soldier. Rockwell is based on Rockland, Maine which had a population of roughly 9,000 at the time, so we're talking about 9,000+ civilian charges alone, not counting anything else.
>>146981592>>146981626>>146981964Holy shit lmao he'd probably be hung and have his name stricken from all records.
>>146982019At best he can hope that he gets buried in secret so his grace don’t get violated
>>146981248>lies about the giant killing a kid even after being vindicated and proven rightDude had mental issues. Musta been the lead/asbestos
>>146981558oh yeah. Firing Squad. 1950s army? After dragging him away and torturing him to uncover if he was secretly a commie the whole time, he'd be put to death.
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
>>146981248>That missile is targeted to the faggot’s current position! Where’s the OP Mansley?!
>>146981555I've not seen osmosis jones in 10+ years but I don't get all the hate
>>146982809The flaws in Osmosis Jones could be forgiven if the comedy was funny, but that's not the case. Almost all the jokes fall flat.
>"Groovejet (If This Ain't Love)" playing in the backgroundOsmosis Jones is such a 2001 moviehttps://youtu.be/WYN28qfNzMw?feature=shared
>>146981558>>146981592>>146981626>>146981964All of this still pales in comparison to what he did to that little girl
>>146983778I can't hear that song without imagining them in some hardcore S&M relationship where she carves a pentagram into his as he cums saying amen.
>>146982019>he'd probably be hungNot likely, gingers are the smallest on average
>>146983778TAKE ME TO CHURC
>>146981558>>146981592I talked to an airforce friend about this, he said odds are that Mansley would be held at a black site for the rest of his life with no formal charges brought against him, since the government would definitely try to bury the whole situation, can't let it spread that we almost nuked ourselves.thats assuming they wouldn't just drive him out to the desert, put two in his skull, and kick him into a hole.
>>146982874>one of the morals is bill murray learning to live healthierExcept he didn't almost die because of his junk food and lack of exercise, but because his stupid ass caught monkey germs by eating a garbage egg.
>>146984721In the world of the movie they let the town put up a statue honoring the Giant so it's not a total coverup.
>>146981248What would the government do if the giant didn't happen to conveniently blow the fuck up while stopping the nuke?
>>146983778Mansley? Qrd?
>>146985024Go full schizo mode, contact the Soviet Union and say "Look we need to put things aside for a second here because holy fucking SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT" and try to lure the Giant out to somewhere in the middle of the ocean to drop an absolutely massive amount of nuclear ordinance on it along with coordinated Soviet strikes while praying that this time the nukes worked.
>>146983778>>146985057>Mansley? Qrd?SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE A LINK. THE YOUNGLINGS MUST BE TAUGHT OUR HISTORY.
>>146984785I can assure you that erecting a statue of an iron giant in some hodunk town in rural Maine in the 1950s would have been an actual nothingburger. No one who didn't personally witness the events that day would actually believe they weren't just some made up local story.
>>146981555As a kid I liked Osmosis Jones. I think my parents brought me to watch it, thus being a movie ticket or two.
>>146983778Oh, is this that Alice joke that I've learned about? How old is that, oldfags? Or is that just some 2012 shit. The pregnant Vi threads for Arcane are always GOOD fucking crack.
>>146983922>WHERE'S the giant, Mansley!
>>146983922>THAT JELQER IS TARGETED TO THE SMALLEST PENISE'S POSITION MANSLEY! WHERE'S THE CHODE???>Oooooooo...
>>146981248But i am le tired
>>146982279Relax, Charlie. He's got an angle.
>>146981248
>>146981248The buildup and tension is so palpable just in this silent webm alone. Brad Bird was bringing his A-game when he made The Iron Giant.
>>146987149commas
>>146987319
>>146981248what was mansley's problem?
>>146983922Anon you cheeky bastard.
>>146982809The live action bits were crap.
>>146984721>he said odds are that Mansley would be held at a black site for the rest of his lifeSounds ominous. What would that be like?
>>146987642Look up Sednaya prison and imagine that but made by the uncontested world economic and military hegemon instead of a wartorn country with practically every advanced economy putting it under sanctions.
>>146981592and during the Cold War too. what if the Soviets thought something happened.
>>146987724Mansley causes the end of the fucking world
https://youtu.be/bsqJkeAlTVg?si=o8ZE33LpmiZw4mqqIt's still impressive how well made this is.
>>146982809Bill Murrrrray
>>146987947 AND DEN DERES ERNIE HUDSON!!!
>>146986662Its not even fucking old, its just that any traces of it were scratched off the face of the internet by the time the shitposting really got going. If your talking about lost media that matters I'd do anything to find that shit. It was hilarious. All i got is this pic from those threads
>>146987899This is absolutely bizarre. But you're right, not poorly made.
>>146987899>Hey Al, watch, I'm gonna make sure she stays in hell with me.>How?>BY PORKING HER TIGHT ISLAMIC PUSSY!
>>146984721That's always kind of what I figured. He's either been wrongly admitted to some shithole psyche ward where he's either hopped up on pills to keep him zonked out, or just in a jacket and left to scream "I was just trying to destroy the robot!" while the orderlies and doctors think he's incurable. Any family the dude has is probably told he moved to Maine and settled down in the wilderness and "forget" to give them the address.
>>146982809It's a good movie with an awful movie spliced into it. Cut out the live action stuff and it's immediately improved.
>>146987642>black siteDetroit
>>146988145Or at least tone down the live action bits to just the important bits like the dad's declining health and slow descent into illness from the virus. Would probably mean losing the part where the retard eats something a monkey had touched, but probably for the better since it would add an air of mystery to where the virus villain came from.
>>146982809I never actually hated it, but they leaned too hard into the gross out gags. So it's not a kind of movie you can rewatch without feeling sick.That said the TV adaption did a much better job on selling the idea.
>WHERE'S THE RAPIST, MANSLEY? >You mean... we're all going to->Be raped, Mansley, for our country.
>>146982920Hey it's the nightclub where Kid Rock raps about how he absolutely needs to blow his load into underage girls.
>>146988192I never got too bothered by the gross out bits, but I do agree they felt just plain out of place. If the movie were more raunchy and fully adult oriented, MAYBE that might have worked. But it was like for every wholesome bit with the dad and his kid, you had him either shoveling food like a retarded chimp, or vomiting on a woman like it was one of the script writers fetishes
>>146985139https://youtu.be/TmMrXbSPp5k?si=IH2j3_Rz8YNemH9m
>>146988179I like it more as a standard buddy cop movie that just happens to be set inside a human body. Being self-aware of its setting is a detriment.
>>146988211Literally me
>>146988242I don't think it makes the movie self aware, just helps inform the situation of the threat made by the virus dude. The bits near the end weren't too bad since it dropped the dumb comedy for some bits of tension and tenderness. The issue is that they feel muffled by the cringy "comedy" of seeing Bill Murray be a fat fuck who pukes and sneezes on people like some special needs child who doesn't know any better
>>146988230>there's another one that isn't the "TAKE ME TO CHURCH" oneoh my god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvXiB0KDRXY
>>146982809People just overexaggerate how much they hate the live-action Bill Murray segments. Sure, those were kinda gross, but that was the POINT. Osmosis Jones was the shit https://youtu.be/kVio5Rmti20
>>146981563>Iron Giant bombedfuck
>>146987746>the unaired "apocalypse cut" of the film>an alternate ending that was finished but cut where the detonation of the Iron Giant in low earth orbit causes a knee-jerk reaction from the Soviets and all nuclear armaments from both sides are immediately primed and launched. >Brad Birds dirty little secret
>>146988230do we have a use for this
>>146981558He wouldn't get a trial, theyd bury the whole thing as much as they could instead of recognizing giant alien death robots and an attempted nuclear strike on us soil. He'd get picked up from military custody by his former friends in black, dragged out to the taiga or marshes and quietly shot.
>>146988192Why do the art look like something made on deviantart?
>>146989587Lower budget for TV production, plus being around the advent of digital animation. Line-art resolution suffered pretty bad for a bit until computers got strong enough to cope.
>>146989782Yea, but that's a cover art for a DVD set, right? Seems weird it would look so cheap. I know the show couldn't be a visually impressive as the movie, that's a given, but this just feels they paid someone $15 to make it
>>146988230>>146988410…What compelled someone to make these? I don’t get it lol
>>146989943Autism of a grade beyond my ken. The point where it goes beyond the boundary of Mental Condition and becomes Mental Illness.
his "we can and we will" line has lived in my head for two decades and I always chuckle and think it to myself whenever someone says "you can't do that"
>>146988174>he got Deus Ex'd poor bugger
>Mansley's canonically a power tripping fucking coward>Most likely result of his actions is getting double tapped in the head in some remote locationMan I bet he was in full fucking panic schizo mode during those last moments
>>146981248Is that a euphemism?
>>146990094>Man I bet he was in full fucking panic schizo mode during those last momentsWish we could see that. Would be so satisfying
>>146990094He definitely wouldn't have gone out with dignity, dude would be trying to escape at ever conceivable moment.
>>146981555The cartoon was better imo.
>>146988581Wasn't there also a scrapped ending where the Giant's sacrifice ended up triggering a distress beacon back to it's homeworld with the implication that more, less friendly giants would be on the way? or was that just a fake rumor going around?
>Giant was in the middle of a populated city, he was holding a kid in his hands, and he had reverted back to his pacifist mode>Mansley still ordered the missile launch just because the giant looked at him angrilyHe fucking lost it
>>146982346.......oooooh. We can report and sage!
>>146991169>Could have gotten away with a slap on the wrist or discharge>Instead rips a communicator out of a general's hands, impersonating the general, and orders a nuclear strike on civilian and military targets on US soil
>>146991185I always find it fascinating how a single 2 second action can make a man go from basically no issues at all to fucking condemned to death.
>>146991177There’s no way to sage this you idiot!
>>146981248>Where's the giant Mansley?
>>146991203So, you mean, we're all going t
It's obvious that Osmosis Jones had the same animation crew. The cold pill character (Drix) is rendered in the same CGI style as the Giant
>>146991426To get banned Mansley. For our website.
The CIA would break his mind before they killed him if they thought he was a Spy
>>146991454SCREW OUR WEBSITE! I WANNA SHITPOST!
>>146989943>>146989964So Autism is a spectrum, and where you land on it if you're born with it is a crapshoot. You can be low functioning and basically retarded, or high functioning and be neutoric.But sometimes, through some combination of genetics, nurture, setting, and just random chance, someone can get what I'm labeling "Esoteric Autism", where the logic behind something is so alien that it confuses and frightens more sane minds.The weirdest part is Esoteric Autistic people could very well be high functioning and live normal lives, and just have this strange hobby they entertain.
>>146988524The eternal curse of making art. Either it makes money but is unnoteworthy, or it's amazing but barely made money.
>>146990094If anything he would have gone out incoherently wailing like a toddler.
>>146990094It would totally be 1:1 this scenehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xcg72Qv_QE
>>146991794It's either that or that scene from the wire with the guy pleading for his life and throwing up, which I can't find a clip of on youtube.
>>146987996Those were the days.
>>146984721>The film error about the nuclear missile not existing is the government lying to cover up the fact an American town was almost nuked>"That couldn't have happened. Those missiles didn't exist until... when did you say that happened? 1957? Yeah, those didn't exist until... uh... 1960!"
>>146984721>thats assuming they wouldn't just drive him out to the desert, put two in his skull, and kick him into a hole.It's always the Desert. Can't it be a nice tropical island?
>>146992002Why even bother going that far? A decent chunk of Maine is woodland. Couple miles off a rural road, click click, done.
>>146986727Well, have a nap.
>>146992022Well that's close to civilization and you risk someone digging the corpse up. Just put me on a random island, doesn't have to be fucking Hawaii.
>>146991347hahaha
>>146991347Kek
>>146991177>>146991203>>146991426>>146991454>>146991603Lmaooo
>>146988267Nigga you don’t understand There’s a whole WORLD of MEPs
>>146991426Mansley is so cute, I just wanna give him a li'l peck on the nose :3c
>>146990094If he's not dead, he's definitely locked up somewhere he'll never get any help because the people told to monitor him will be informed that everything he says is a delusion or lie.Hard to say if that's better or worse than getting double tapped
>>146981558>Mansley wasn't definitely sentenced to death right?Glowies live in easy mode. I guess he was sentenced to clean toilets for at least one month. He will be fine.
>>146992047Eh, depends on how quick he's found and if they left anything to ID him with, which I would imagine they'd avoid since they want him erased. If he's found not long after, they'll just pay off any coroners. If he's found years later, they'll just find some bum to stick the blame on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbTrkcaHzhA
>>146993470How many of them have nearly nuked their homeland though?
>>146993470Mansley was a field agent glowie, not a nepo glowie. If he was a nepo baby given a do-nothing job in a three letter agency (which is very common) he would have quite literally been doing nothing, probably stationed at some comfortable office in Delaware or Connecticut and thus nowhere near this story. Instead he was a field agent, which means that he was almost certainly another kind of stereotype: a sycophantic slavering dweeb with a desperate need to feel more powerful than mere plebs. Government agencies regularly staff these sorts of people because they'll do a lot of questionable shit and almost never question it, and because they're too busy enjoying the feeling of having their ego inflate, and when the time comes to get rid of them when they inevitably see or do something they shouldn't nobody's really shedding a tear other than the narcisisst themselves. Mansley absolutely got the worst of it for committing however many crimes he'd be charged with by impersonating a general to launch a nuke at American citizens. Fucking him to death would have probably been used to set precedent internally should anyone ever run into another, similar robot on American soil. The only saving grace this guy MIGHT have is the fact that the Iron Giant wasn't a big cover-up (as evidenced by the statue) and no one actually died. It would take an extremely sympathetic judge to decide seeing a giant terrifying robot armed with missiles and stuff might drive a man crazy, especially a low-level gloryhound glownigger like little Mansley. But that's a tall ask. He would have to be in some kind of children's movie for that to even be possib - oh.
>>146993571Wasn't Mansley a joke to some of his fellows too? I vaguely recall how some of the characters treated him like he had been chasing shadows before and never getting anywhere. And since this is set in the Cold war era, having a colossal buffoon like him would be extra exasperating. For all we know, he was probably not far off from being "let go" since he clearly didn't seem to have any noteworthy accomplishments under his belt.
Where's the Man, Sley?
>>146993925nta but I am not sure, the only other agent we see him talking to is the general and he wasn't taking him seriously because he didn't have any evidence of a giant robot walking around other than 'a feeling'
>>146995194Which always gave me the impression that was his "thing"; dumb fucker was constantly chasing feelings and specters, never getting anywhere. Looked up on the wiki for the hell of it, and there is a mention that an earlier draft of the script was meant to have Mansley be more vocal about wanting prestige for unearthing some big conspiracy. Putting that in mind, if the guy was even lucky to get some kind trial, he'd probably have his lofty ambitions thrown in his face, trumped up to make him seem like some delusional goober who had sights set on knocking over the ladder he was trying to climb.
It'd be funny if Mansley was awarded some sort of high honor medal or something for being right about the Giant and bringing it to the military's attention, and then immediately have it stripped away and be dishonorably discharged/arrested forever for all the various crimes his dumb ass committed listed in this thread.
>>146995433If you mean that he avoided the fuckup of nearly nuking his own country, his only other crime would have been drugging Hogarth, which might be protected since he's a government stooge and not some ordinary Joe Schmoe. Though I guess if the General wanted to be petty, or someone higher up in the bureau wanted to, they could see what Kent was about to be honored for and swipe it from him before bumping him down (if there's anything lower than his current department)
You gotta admit that Space Jam has better animation than the WB movies created afterwards (Quest for Camelot, The Iron Giant, Osmosis Jones)
>>146995564Nah
>>146995608Yes. Maybe they went too far with the shading, but it still looks very good.
>>146995632Meh
>>146981248"Uh, who the fuck is this and why do you have the General's radio?"
>>146995845As funny as that would be, given the intensity of the situation with the General just previously a millisecond away from giving the order and then belaying it, to suddenly hear a loud command of "FIRE" probably had the crew of the submarine going mad because they're barely aware of the shit going on topside, like the blast from the Giant that went off in the waters and probably gave them a good shake. If Mansley wasn't dragged out of state right away, if that sub crew were to find out HE gave them that order, the whole lot of them would probably want to beat his ginger ass redder than his hair for that blunder.
>>146995945Would they use their hands or collective penises to beat his ass red? Just saying a guy who signs up to ride around a long hard phallic object while surrounded by other men may have certain tastes.
>>146995845This, wouldn't the guy who fired the missle be in trouble too?
>>146995845>>146996106The general was just about to order the strike a moment ago and Mansley screams with such intensity that over a 1950s walkie talkie there's no fucking way they'd be able to discern it was another voice, even if they were acting rationally after hearing such a distressed signal to fire. It's not like they heard Mansley calmly say "Fire the missile now!", he screams it like the giant just went full megaberserk or something. They wouldn't be in trouble because the general would clearly testify what happened and nobody would hold them accountable for that given the situation.
>>146995972Who says it can't be both?
>>146981248The thing that makes Mansley such a good antagonist is because he's not a big villain, but a looney driven by fear. He has a serious exterior that's gradually removed as he gets more of the Giant. With this taking place during the Cold War, with the Red Scare, Mansley's fear of the huge robot who could (matter of fact, WOULD HAVE if not for that wrong turn) obliterate everything in their path, makes sense; even if his actions are, again, fucking insane.
>>146982346>>146991177>>146991203>>146991426>>146991454>>146991603Kek
>>146987996>>146988230>>146988592>WHAT'S THE AGE OF CONSENT, MANSLEY?!
>>146988258>be a fat fuck who pukes and sneezes on people like some special needs child who doesn't know any betterLiterally only 1 scene. It is a poignant scene, but only 1. He doesn't even sneeze on people, but he is a disgusting slob that if you worked with him you probably wouldn't shake his hand.>>146988500I wouldn't even say it's too gross either. It's the human body, it will be gross. Frank and Bob (and presumably Frank's wife) are portrayed as the slowest, most unhealthy people you could ever see. They don't mean harm, but are clearly living an awful lifestyle and were raised so poorly they don't know how to sneeze into their arm or eat food from another animals mouth. How Frank's daughter manages to stay healthy is beyond me.>>146988242The live action moments aren't the highlight of the movie, but they aren't as bad as people say they are. They connect our world with Jones's world. Even by having that connection, the microscopic world still feels well made and thought out. I don't want to sound too harsh but I'll say it:People who don't like the live action segments are people who only like cartoons and never (or rarely) watch anything live action.There are people who have rational complaints about the live action segments, but I think there are also those who just hate anything with live-action and see it as "boring real people" and turn their nose to that part of the movie.
>>146988211>>146988249That's not in the movie. It's in his song, but the full song is never played.
>>146984762The mayor is the embodiment of being unhealthy. He promotes eating unhealthy foods because it gives him short term boosts in his campaign. But at this point in time, Frank's body is slowly seeing the problem with how Mayor Phlemming runs things. Thus he is falling behind in the polls.
>WHERE'S THE NIGGER, MANSLEY?!
>>146997147Are there coton areas over there?
>>146988592Are you really telling me not one single anon saved any of those videos?
>>146997736no, the link was posted just a couple posts under that anon>>146987899
>>146997699>coton
>>146981563>hip with itHow did it try to be hip?
>>146992873how many of them are specifically kent/alice though
>>146998026Have you fucking seen Osmosis Jones
>>146983778And Frollohttps://youtu.be/DetW8OyM7dI?si=87RDZywILERcD829
>>146988230oh I don't think he took her to church in this one..
>>146996791This 100%. I liked them as a kid because Bill Murray was pretty funny. He was just this obvious doofus character doing gross out gags but with a sentimental side too. And his near death was a great climax for the film. I had no idea that some people actually hated these scenes.
>>146996803dude needs to change his name to 'middle aged man country' now
>>146996791He was still extremely slobbish in other scenes. One of the biggest moments in the start is literally eating food he dropped like some child. The gross stuff was overdone, they were bad.
I swear one of the trailers had a really cheesy "theme song" in it where some chick sings "IRON GIANT! STAND TALL"
>>146986728*grabs ukelele*THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
>>146991603Warn him, mods! And make sure he stays warned like a good shitposter!
>>146996676
You don't understand.It ATE his CAR.
>>146981248SHAZAM
>>146995564>>146995632You know, I actually just realized why they had Marvin ref in that movie. It was a game between aliens and Looney Tunes characters; Marvin is both, so he'd make an excellent impartial judge.
>>147001401SPACE JAM
>>146981248>webm of a gif
I love how the general already calls Mensley insane for suggesting to launch the missile, even before he takes the radio from him.Like he's already berating him about the whole "Where's the giant Manley?!" in a more subtle way.
>>147002158I'm still kind of flabbergasted they recently made another Looney Tunes movie about an alien invasion and he's not even in it. They don't need to keep making new aliens! They famously have a whole race of them! We're never going to see Queen Tyr'ahnee again, are we?I guess I should just be grateful the Duck Dodgers series was so quality to begin with. Whenever I go back and watch the classic theatrical Looney Tunes shorts, I'm always surprised by how few of them had Marvin in them. It's like 3 or 4 at most. The rest of his appearances in shorts are in the crappy later stuff, and it's still not a lot.
>>147003059Yeah you can tell Mansley's mind was just fucking gone at that point already. No consideration at all beyond "GIANT BAD GIANT SCARY KILL GIANT"
I like how these threads always turn into an intricate analysis of what exactly would have happened to Mansley and if he had any conceivable way of not just getting killed.
>>146988230Wasn't this basically Lewis Carroll to begin with?
>>146996106The responsibility usually sits with the people that gave the order to press the scary red button, not the people actually doing the job of firing it.Though the people in charge of firing can just say no if they want, and then THAT could cause trouble, but most of the time it's praised because obviously, nobody wants a Nuke to go off.
>>147003421>but most of the time it's praised because obviously, nobody wants a Nuke to go off.IIRC the Soviet guy that refused to launch the nukes in the 80s after their radar malfunctioned and showed incoming missiles was given a medal of honor for defying orders. Even the Soviets were willing to recognize nobody wanted that shit.
>>147003526and the Soviet guy in the submarine during the Missile Crisis when they weren't sure if Moscow was nuked or not.
>>147003535I thought about mentioning that but couldn't recall hearing if he got a medal or not. Cool to hear he did too.
>>147003526If you're talking about Petrov and the '83 missile incident, he really wasn't.>Petrov underwent intense questioning by his superiors about his judgment. Initially, he was praised for his decision. General Yury Votintsev, then commander of the Soviet Air Defense's Missile Defense Units, who was the first to hear Petrov's report of the incident (and the first to reveal it to the public in the 1990s), states that Petrov's "correct actions" were "duly noted". Petrov himself states he was initially praised by Votintsev and promised a reward, but recalls that he was also reprimanded for improper filing of paperwork because he had not described the incident in the war diary.>Petrov has said that he was neither rewarded nor punished for his actions. According to Petrov, he received no reward because the incident and other bugs found in the missile detection system embarrassed his superiors and the scientists who were responsible for it, so that if he had been officially rewarded, they would have had to be punished. He was reassigned to a less sensitive post, took early retirement (although he emphasized that he was not "forced out" of the army),and suffered a nervous breakdown.
>>147003692>According to Petrov, he received no reward because the incident and other bugs found in the missile detection system embarrassed his superiors and the scientists who were responsible for it, so that if he had been officially rewarded, they would have had to be punished. He was reassigned to a less sensitive post, took early retirement (although he emphasized that he was not "forced out" of the army),and suffered a nervous breakdown.Oh, just classic Soviet bullshit then. Fucking lame.
>>147003109>I'm still kind of flabbergasted they recently made another Looney Tunes movie about an alien invasion and he's not even in it.It makes even less sense because the whole plot is "the other Tunes have left and Bugs misses them so he goes around and brings everyone back together"... except for Marvin? He just steals Marvin's ship and then leaves him behind. Why was Marvin the one Tune he didn't care about?And it wasn't until just this moment that I realized you were talking about The Day the Earth Blew Up, not Space Jam 2. Nevermind. Carry on. Though my point about Marvin in Space Jam 2 still stands.
>>147003884I legitimately forgot Space Jam 2 happened, but it wasn't about aliens at all, was it? The way Bugs treated Marvin there seems to be indicative of how Warner in general sees him, sadly. I guess he doesn't quite count as a main Tune.
>>146987996It's not lost media retard, it's posted in almost every Iron Giant thread>>>/wsg/5775623
>>147003911>I guess he doesn't quite count as a main Tune.I'd suggest it was this, that he's not a "main Tune," but they included Gossamer as one of the gang. There's no way Gossamer is more "main" than Marvin is.
>>147004025It's treason, then.
What a good characterhttps://youtu.be/-W_TJem9TYU?si=e9S7PDwyADvj87_Dhttps://youtu.be/CLFk5UylhGM?si=qWJ8xEPvlcoIxIhu
what does JOHN K think of this cartoon
>>147004152I love that first scene so much. Such a legitimate "GOD DAMN IT YOoooooooou did a pretty good job"
Why is alice always tempting grown men? Does she extort them for money? Is she just into older men?
>>146991200My mom used to always warn me about getting into fights and peer pressure and all that because of this mentality. She'd always tell me your entire life can change in the blink of an eye depending on the choices you make. I've got some lingering regrets over not heeding this advice all the time, but for the most part, I've stuck by it.
>>146988174https://youtu.be/kpJy38HNjMU
>>146988174
>>146981558On one hand he literally almost nuked america with a fucking nuclear bomb, on the other hand, if they try to sentence him for 67 centillion years, it risks the possibility of the public knowing the nuclear, and alien robot incident, so...He most likely gets shot
>>147003431Its crazy how this is what is was in Maine, yet in other states it was like 14
>>147005973I mean, not like they have to make mention of the trial. There's probably a shit ton of undocumented trials, especially within the military that never get mentioned to the public for reasons similar to this. That said, Mansley being killed for his stupidity does seem more likely than him being locked up if only so the risk of anybody he may know finding him is reduced to zero
>>146988230>>146989943>>146996676>>146998817
>>147005973>>147006082He's dead. People can't actually cover up shit, not even governments. It's how you know nothing paranormal or otherwise interesting is real. Someone, somewhere would spill the beans regardless of the consequences.
No way in shit they'd let him live, I mean literally no way. This is the US army still commanded almost entirely by WWII vets and they just had a guy order a nuclear strike on American soil while impersonating a general. He just committed treason like 7 different fucking ways. He's dead.
>>146991907who are you quoting
>>147006953Nta, but it's general or government spokesman.
>>146998215You mean the hip hop and rap?
>>146999896I could understand that. I would say that is beyond-stupid behavior. It's a bit cartoony. If he only dropped the egg because of the monkey I would understand, but that egg was in it's mouth.Otherwise the other scene I would say being too much would be the focus on the zit. Otherwise I didnt mind the vomit since or the sniffles.
>>147002590On one hand it's nice he recognized. on the other he's in Ready Player One
