Bump if you're reading.
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>147045384Sex with Scion Cyrashe'll probably be the only good part of this issue
>>147045394What? No deal with the devil this time, Pete?
>>147045423Understandable.
>>147045392>>147045394I bet Mephisto would be able to speedily produce a vaccine for not!COVID and save this May
>>147045401Oh hey, Shay has a middle name AND a surname!
>>147045404This is easily the best single page of Spider-Man in the past 5 years. >Their deaths will be MEANINGLESSPretty sure their existences were meaningless, too
At least Peter has not gone full "NOBODY WILL EVER DIE AGAIN" schizo this time.
>>147045421>>147045423On the one hand, Peter would never be a nihilist. On the other hand, he's entirely right that yes, this entire storyline IS meaningless and is in fact so utterly meaningless that it is an absolute certainty his nihilism won't last for another issue or two. So whatever. I'm complaining for nothing. Dull issue, the bulk of it just being what-if visions, and over in a flash. Hurrah for apathy.
>>147045425>>147045427>>147045429I shall once again take this opportunity to state that I intensely fucking dislike the stupid, smarmy, shilling way in which Lowe writes these editorial bits.
>>147045384CAFU is not an artist suited to these cartoony deisgns
>>147045423I feel it's not Peter saying this, more like fans that really can't take it anymore.
>>147045392>>147045394Remember Peter that Mephisto is just a phone call away.
>>147045392>essax virusso was the disease discovered in Essex England or was made by Mr Sinister?
>>147045398>Lost him to cosmic follyWhat did she mean by this
>>147045574Presumably Mr Sinister accidentally ate some bat soup while in Essex
>>147045404wonder who the villain is meant to bethe Crimson King?
>>147045401Oh hey they remembered that Betty still exists. No Flash or Liz though.
>>147045408Thor dying to a frost giant is kinda dull
>>147045404>>147045406This is the straw that makes Peter break? Not his family or closest friends, but the three parasites attached to his brand?
>>147045423>disappointed Coulson in the mirror
>>147045606I think they are the first crack in his mind, only for everything else to completely break him down.
>>147045606Didn't you hear, anon? Miles is literally the second-most important character in Spider-Man history and Peter's greatest friend.
>>147045570If they reset things again, it wouldn't be to treat Peter better, it would be to do an "Absolute" version of Spider-Man where his whole story and life are edgy and extra-difficult
Kelly is just as atrocious as Wells and the book will plummet harder once JRJR is back on pencils.
>>147045648Why not just pull a No Way Home at this point? Peter just erasing himself completely like he never existed and starting from scratch.
>>147045384Nihilism! Wish she talked that way while I was strapped to a bed naked
>>147045383This was so absurdly melancholic that I even question why this very book simply didn't end right now.
>>147045689Because then it's not Spider-Man, it's just Peter as a townie. Would YOU really root for Spidey if his backstory was being a normie with no hardships in life who just has a costume thrown at him to do shit with?
>>147045416Calling it: By the end of the arc, Cyra revives Peter one last time.
>>147045411Peter should break up with Shay and date the demon now
>>147045423>And there's still 5+ issues to go
>>147045384
>>147045423Babbys first existential crisis. This is stupid, it feels so out of place for Peter. Specially knowing that everybody dies and are just hypothetical deathsAnd he didn't need to hold that dumb sphere in order to experience the death of others. People around him had died since the Ditko years. And I'm not just talking about friends and family, all kind of people. Existential crisis and nihilism is a cheap way of doing a good and deep plot, and it's worse here since it doesn't makes sense for Peter>Ugh why even try? Everything sucks, everyone diesSpider-Man is THE Marvel character that means sacrifice, and this goes against those two statements. And since he can't die and all the deaths were meaningless, they needed 19 shallow pages just to make Peter an edgelord for one or two more issues. Oh, and this is a supervillain origin story >being responsible for the deaths of billions just because you were a selfish prickReal Spider-Man would never ever, this was just lite OMD>>147045657>Kelly is just as atrocious as WellsHey, he's bad. But not that bad
Oh how far we've fallen
>>147045423He should have hot raunchy three issue sex with demon girl to raise his spirits again
>>147045404>Miles GONZALO Morales
>>147045606>"No. They're kids!"I guess?
>>147045404Why does Miles only have his moms surname? It never really occurred to me before because I didn't give a shit but, seeing it here makes me curious if there's an actual reason.
>>147045941Something something his uncle's criminal rep or whatever
>>147045948That's just fucking stupid.>>147045949But they could've achieved the same thing by making his dad the Latin one and his mom black.
>>147045404Not even acknowledging his brothers huh
>>147045941Because Bendis wanted to give him the same name convention as Peter (P-er, M-les) and make it clear he's part latino.But because has a black bull fetish, he couldn't just make Jefferson latino, so Miles has his mom surname.
>>147045941Fag hysteria: https://old.reddit.com/r/Marvel/comments/9gqjnm/does_anyone_else_find_it_problematic_that_miles/
>>147045423Half of me wants to do the same, the other half wants to see my boy Juggernaut in action. I think I'm gonna listen to the quit half
>>147045961latino is not a race, black is, both his parents could've been black latinos, though latinos are mostly brown at most than outright black
I'm going to be honest here, I think that Pete has shot with Cyttorak's daughter, Cyra. He should go for it.
>>147045961>But they could've achieved the same thing by making his dad the Latin one and his mom black.They easily could have, but Bendis has an unironic fetish for black men.(though it's not enough of an obsession for him to have realised that he accidentally named Miles's dad after the Confederate president)
>>147045971UHH BUT REMEMBER TRUE BELIEVER: THERE'S NO PLACE FOR BEN IN THE SPIDER-MAN LANDSCAPE AND ANYONE WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT THAT IS A TOXIC FANKEEEEEEEEP THWIPPIN'!
>>147045592OMD? Its pretty clear. Or the wells thing where its literally due to a Mayan god interferring.
>>147045606The one that lingers on the longest and that makes him go to the defensive is MJ, the others are just added on top o fit
>>147046035>THERE'S NO PLACE FOR BEN IN THE SPIDER-MAN LANDSCAPEThis is somewhat true because they never should've brought him back after Norman killed him.But what about Kaine tho?
>>147045404shouldn't we be questioning who this mystery guy is meant to bebecause it seems like a teaser to something bigger
>>147046186>because it seems like a teaser to something biggerIt never is.
>>147046186Because it’s probably going to be some spider-verse bullshit written by some hack in a side book that no one cares abou
>>147046186he will just be a new villain in Kelly's ASM run and get defeated in a arc and then quickly forgotten about
>>147046128Nope. No place at all. No siree Bob.Now go buy Miles Morales and Spectacular Spider-Men and Spider-Boy and Spider-Gwen's fifth sad attempt at an ongoing!
>>147046224I'll be honest, I forgot Spectacular Spider-Men was happening, caught me by surprise last week.
>>147046186I can't really care about mystery niggas in comic books anymore. I just want good stories in the here and now.
>>147046229I'm just waiting for it to be cancelled.
>>147046224>Spider-Gwen's fifth sad attempt at an ongoing!It's so funny how she's so popular yet all of her ongoing series just crash and burn after a while.
>>147046224>make new Kaine book>call it Spider-Man NEO NOIR>he fights crime in Meme JerseyThree morbillion copies sold.>"but he is Scarlet Spider not Spider-Man!"Don't care. If Miles gets to be Spider-Man Kaine deserves it much more.
>>147046336But Kaine doesn’t want it
>>147045773And yet it is still the best issue since Spencer left.
>>147046344We need the words SPIDER-MAN and NOIR in the title to bait the Spider-Verse normies in.
>>147046387Nah fuck that. There were issues in Beyond that were better than this.
>>147046387Go outside and meet people, Kelly. Read books, stop watching TV shows. There's still time for you to understand humans.
>>147046395>>147046396Hi, Wells!
>>147046400Why are you calling me Wells? Outside of you being a schizo at least?Beyond had some decent issues. It was hit and miss, this just sucks. ASM 500 already did a plot like this issue and it was way better
>>147045401>Everyone has these dramatic deaths>Felicia just fucking falls while swinging
>>147045783How far indeed.
>>147046336THEREISNOPLACEINTHESPIDER-LANDSCAPEFOR CLONESnow go pull your fucking Miles Morales and keep fucking thwippin'
>>147046421Don’t worry, I’m two more issues she gets to be the fake out rebound
>>147046444Take it away webhead!
>>147045404>>147046186That is Darkseid, quell your faggotry.
>>147046444But what about Miles’s clone
>>147046387The last 2 issues were more entertaining, and they were still mediocre. This was a complete waste of time, except for the last page. Which is still unimportant because it will be resolved in the next issue. This logic is retarded>Yes, they punched you in the face, and now you have a black eye. But at least they didn't kick your testiclesIdiot >>147046400>saying that something is bad means that you're defending even worse crapD- , get better bait material
>>147046444Talking for real, I used to think clones were OUT THERE, jumping the shark, in the end I realized it was still science, true to Spider-Man. Now though? demons, sins, deals with the devil, magic, hell, champions of death, multiverse, multiversal vampires and cuckoldry.
>>147046487It was jumping the shark. Looking bad it's easy to forgive the Clone Saga but it still introduced the cancerous idea that people besides Peter can be Spider-Man and we've never recovered.
>>147046416>n-no beyond was g-good i-er, i mean w-wells was good there>>147046482No, Ireland's issues were shit. Kelly has written the only good issue so far, which is great because his last run on Spider-Man sucked dick.
>>147046511You know that people outside of Wells worked on Beyond right? /ourguy/ Danny probably ghostwrit the first two issues, and Gleason did some good ones in the middle, as did MacKay.
>>147046487>it was still scienceThat was the cool part, but I still don't like the idea of spider-spinoffs. The only spider people that should exist are Miguel and Mayday>>147046511What issue, this one? The way Peter beat the second and third scions was actually fun, everything else sucks
>>147046502>idea that people besides Peter can be Spider-ManKind of true and also at the same time not in a weird way, Ben is literally Peter but blonde, also the Sensational suit makes it all worth it.What you can blame the Clone Saga for it's the dip in sales and hate for how convoluted the story got that leads to Chapter One, that flops and leads to 2000 Ultimate that gives us Miles and you know the rest. So indirectly, yeah?
>>147046548>ghostwritI hate ghostwriters so much it's unreal. Give them credit, dammit. Because of them, people always think that hacks are geniuses
Weird shit.
>>147045416>>147045418It feels like theres a page missing between these two.
>>147046551Kaine (as Scarlet) is just cool man, impossible not to like him.
>>147046675Spidey died holding the orb and is resurrected by Coulson but also talking to Strange
>>147046551There's no Mayday without Ben and Kaine.
>>147045404>Next generation of SpiderBailey maybe but Peter's, like, 27 and Gwen and Miles are both ~18 (because they didn't want to keep Miles as a kid so he aged while no one else did)
>>147045404Since when was "not your Gwen" even close to Peter. They made it perfectly clear they don't want them to have any meaningful relationship but now all of the sudden they trying to make Them ride or die friends?
>>147046716Oh, and there's Mayday for an actual next generation of Spider-hero.Really, what a retarded page.
Feels wrong for an experienced Peter to simply give into nihilism like this, even after a magically-induced whistle-stop death tour. And then the other thing is, we all know this isn't even going to stick around or actually affect Spider-Man in any real way.It feels strange to disagree with both the premise AND how the premise is executed. But I guess we're at the level where ASM writers just cannot do anything right.
>>147046796I mean, he's seen more personal shit than 'the Spider-force power-rangers die doing something you've probably told them not to do because it's dangerous to be a hero'
>>147046796Peter died in 2007. This is but a rotting puppeteered corpse that gets passed around between post-OMD writters.
>>147046756Mayday and Anna May are the next gen, but they are so desperate to make Miles as the true one that they are fucking up worse than DC when Bart was promoted to Flash status
>>147046796>>147046814>>147046438>>147046426>>147045783I find it fascinating that everyone's using examples from pre-OMD as if that's even remotely the same Peter.
>>147046847Pre-OMD is the only Peter.Post-OMD is a nightmare fuel hellscape and invalid.
So, how long until they retcon Peter to be clone, like how they did?
>>147046847Well Marvel would like us to believe that's the case, so we might as well prove them wrong.
>>147045423Strange can't even relate here. He's like the one human whose actions actually do reverberate throughout time.
>>147046847Post OMD is a Faustian pact alternate reality, and I refuse to believe otherwise.
>>147046059You're dumb then because that's aunt May.Still I thought we would get more details on Miles demise.
>>147046291Her fans are all troons that only know her from the Spiderverse movies and have never touched a comic in their lives.
>>147045574Yes.
>>147045404Oh no! Not the heckin' other Spider-leeches! I really cared about their well being!
>>147046336You will eat ze Miles slop and you will like it!
Kelly's written this before, Deadpool will fix it up.
>>147045783What IS the right question?
>>147045404>>147045392>old people can rot and burn, but don't touch muh youngerinos!what the fuck is this ableist message?
>>147045404I'm Happy no more shitty Spider-Gwen can't wait to this become canon then it will be time to pop open the champane.
>>147048249It means this will soon happen for real they will die.
>>147045574>>147045594>>147047742>>147045392
>>147045421>>147045423Hey, this was actually decent. But this page, and the whole issue, definitely doesn't feel like an in-character/story thing, so much as a meta statement on how everyone is fucking feeling about Spider-Man now. Just endless misery he takes without issue, but we're all ready to check out.Peter had his Prime moment, which was similar.Honestly, I'm really surprised! Wells really managed to->Writer is actually KellyNevermind, good sign moving forward but Wells and Lowe should be executed, kek.>>147045531Agreed wholeheartedly, even if I did like the art and concept a bit. Shame it won't matter. None a this matters.>>147045657>JRJR back on pencilsGOD FUCKING DAMMIT. WHY? Does literally ANYONE like what he's done on these books? I've not seen a positive word about it. Half the reason why the book's been shit for years is that if the writing is bad, at least it could look good, and it doesn't.
>>147046716Peter should be older, Cindy is still acknowledge as over 10 years in the vault, and a couple of timeskips for the universe have happened since then.
>>147045433>>147045435How is Felicia going to shake Peter up again?
>>147048483Why is there so much Spidey and Felicia art even
>>147048521because peterfel is endgame,
>>147048521>Why is there art of a super hero and his sexy femme fatale sometimes romantic interest It's a mystery
>>147045433Maybe there'll be no peptalk and they just do drugs.
>>147048592True if big
>>147045398>MJ jobs to HobgoblinPeter, you've really gotta keep your love interests away from goblins. It tends to lower their life expectancy significantly
>>147045423I don't wholly agree with Pete just packing up and leaving just because he saw everybody he's loved die. Shit, how many different whole lifetimes has he lived through where he's seen damn near the same thing already? Still, I agree with the other opinions that this is one of the best issues in a good while, it at least feels like it has weight. We all know nothing will come of it, but I could believe it having consequences for a moment.Peter should absolutely hook up with the hot demon lady.
>>147048776>Peter should absolutely hook up with the hot demon lady.This is the main take away from this issue, they even had good insult banter.
>>147045931That's retarded, it's not like they're Robins to his Batman, they're practically his peers.
>>147045383>Nothing happens.And nothing will ever happen again.
>>147045423Yawn. Ben Reilly did all this dance better with Death in PAD's run.
>>147046421"Workplace accident"
>>147045423>Peter Parker encounters the concept of death for the gazillionth time and suddenly quitsThis is dumb.
>>147045401no... not Shay!!
>>147048776> Peter should flirt with the Death itself.It didn't end well to Ben, it won't end well to Peter.
>>147048790This is the only scion who displayed some sort of empathy for his situation, so, you can bet that will be important by the end of the arc.
>>147048328Peter's canonically 30 currently.
>>147049364she'll just give him an extra life and that's it
>>147045383People read this shit?
>>147049409And isn't that relevant? Dunno if it's before or afte Peter becomes Spider-Juggernaut or something, tho.
>>147045394>>147045398>>147045401>>147045404>no mention at all of Spidey's best support cast Paul RabinDoes this mean Paul is immortal
>>147049421Only to shit on it. It's a good way to understand what bad writing is.And hey, at least nobody reading it here is paying for it.
>>147045423Well, I can't say I'm surprised. I mean, it had to end up happening, right? They turned Peter's life into a stinking misery with no future or meaning life... It was just a matter of time before he ends up saying "THAT'S IT!!!" and just give up. Thank you so much, you imbecile Marvel's bosses!!!Still, dying it's something we all have to pass through, but that doesn't mean we are destined to die in certain way!!I mean, Peter saw people close to him die, but that doesn't mean they are going to die THAT WAY!! How many times we have seen in comics time travel in order to change some events? Death is always in our future, but that doesn't mean we can't pick the way we die.
>>147049408He's 28. He'll never be 30, that's too old.
moral of the story is don't be spider-man
>>147050012Unless you're Miles Morales, then you can be Spider-Man with no problem at all.
Sorry Doc, your boy is a failure
>>147050012>moral of the story is don't be spider-manYeah unless you want to end up dead in the future as shown here.>>147045404R.I.P.
>>147050139From where does picture comes from?
>>147050220I'm not sure of the issue but it was when they were making everyone forget about The Sentry. Strange allowed Peter to remember him because he trusted him.
>>147045383Variant covers from issue 65 until issue 70 (some are missing)
>>147050381piss off nobody gives a shit the book is still crap.
>>147050381WTF IS THIS REAL !?
>>147050475Trick cover. Spider-Man dies, because Peter Parker quits.
>>147045392This is like the fifth time that May has been sick.Can Marvel not come up with anything original to do with her?
>>147045931>>147045406Gwen isn’t even a kid. She’s a college student.
>>147046387Nah. That would be the Beyond issue made by Gleason.It was surprisingly good. Sad Marvel wouldn’t let him do anything with Spidey.
>>147045404I find it funny Spider Kid has a beam going through his chest while Gwen and MIles are just laying down on the ground.
>>147050601Considering Peter hasn't aged beyond his late twenties for years now, she might be his peer almost.
>>147045390Why do I feel like this is the beginning of this demon woman starting to find Spider-Man interesting?
>>147050475Wait, Spider-Man dies in The Eight Deaths of Spider-Man?
>>147050735It would be, if the writer/editor were any decent, but unfortunately they're going to leave sexy demon lady to one side and instead keep Peter with [love interest nurse with no defining personality]Honestly, if they're going to insist on dragging Spider-Man away from the world of grounded New York street crime and into the annoying, ill-fitting realms of magic and the multiverse, then I feel like the least they could do is give Peter a cool magic demoness gf
What the fuck is so wrong with just writing Peter and Felicia do superhero shit together. FUCK Marvel
>>147049481How do you kill something that has no life?
>>147050792Apparently Beyond did so well that Lowe decided future new runs need to start off with the new writer headlining an off-the-wall story arc with co-writers so they can properly line up the actual run.
>>147045392Since the 60's are eternally 15 years away, aunt May being 79 means she was only 64 when drawn as a mummy by Dikto.
>>147051268Maybe May just used to be a REALLY heavy smoker.
>>147050220One Moment in Time.>>147050338No, this is the asspull to reset the unmasking.
>>147049770He quite literally turned 30 in the 900th issue.
>>147045383ITT: we thank Paul. I'll start.Thank you, Paul
>>147045392I knew it, Essex funded the gain of function research in China
>>147045394>Her sonTROUBLE IS CANON, CONFIRMED, EVERYONE
>>147052562If the next thread you start doesn't contain gps coordinates of my and those worthless heilhounds locations!??(???)
>>147052635So what's the deal with this 'Zinger? Is it like an AU edgy demonic version or something?
>>147052630She's raised Peter since he was a little boy. Even if he is a nephew, he is her son.
>>147048081Uncle Ben gives you that answer at the end of that issue.>Are you happy?That's really the only question you need to be asking yourself if you've already figured out that what you are doing is for the right reasons and is achieving progress according to the best of your ability without endangering/stagnating others. Y'know, in a nutshell he is talking about growing up. JMS writing this arc as part of Peter's birthday reinforces the celebratory aspect of the 500th issue while creating the perfect jumping off point. This is #1 while 400 is the 2nd best centennial issue followed by 300 and then 100, 200, 600, 800 (purely because it wrapped up Slott's garbage), 700, 900.
>>147045408This is a weird direction to take Colson, but fuck it's an improvement over what we got before now.
>>147050735There was already Jenny the Succubus from Spider-Man/Deadpool.
>>147045423>Not my problem.
>>147051834I mean, it would work.She stopped smoking once she had to care for Peter but got consequences for it later in life.
>>147045404Kek how most readers would probably cheer for this future lmao.
>>147045404This still might be the most insulting page of the book for me
>>147053501I dunno, there's a lot of redditors and casuals who STILL somehow believe Miles is an independent, worthwhile, and unique character.
>>147045404whts the bad part about this? >gonzaloidk why this is so funny
>>147053627Because they pretend you care about them?
>>147053693>whts the bad part about this?The sad fact that it's never going to happen.
>>147045783>>147046847>>147047566>>147046814What life choices would have to happen for current 616 Peter to wear this?
>>147045570That remembers me that Peter is immune to Ghost Rider's penitence stare.Well, a half of the Marvel is immune to it, nowadays, but, GR answers that is useless make suffer someone who already tortures himself about his faults.Dunno, it looks like even much that Mephisto made OMD happen just for the hell of it.
>>147052658>>147052635Self-aware Mazinger that wants to be the sole super robot in all media and is willing to erase everything to make sure of it.
>>147052241They never mentioned an actual age in that issue at all.
>>147054797Correct but he has had two birthdays since he was canonically said to be 28.
>>147054957You know it doesn't work like that
>>147055133Sure, but if we're going by Marvel's mindset he might not even be 28 then. I think he's even called mid 20s by MJ during this arc or the last one, so he might actually have been aged down.
>>147055154He keeps having his 28th birthday just like everyone keeps celebrating the same Christmas over and over again.
Why is Coulson the grim reaper now.
Why is Peter aggressive and not a beta cuck these last few issues? Feels out of character
>>147048483>>147045435Post nut clarity will fix his nihilism next issue.He'll empty his balls inside her
>>147055706>he's getting peggedFTFY
>>147049409>>147049451She will but in exchange he has to be under her leash?
>>147048521Because out of all the women Peter has been with, Gwen, MJ, and Felicia are the three that hold so much importance to him.
>>147055706When was even the last time Peter has been shown to be getting some in said issue? Last one I recall was Bobbi being horny for Peter after fighting crime and calling him to sleep in her bed in later issues. Goodness that is sad to think about.
>>147056016Peter and MJ shared a bed a lot in Spencer's run but I don't recall a time where the explicitly fucked.
>>147054408I kinda hated how Kelly and the other BND writers involved handled this costume in ASM 637. Last Stand is the result of Peter killing 1 villain and going on a killing spree? Lame. 500 is more poignant and subtle and I'm biased against them but who cares. Last Stand Peter should just be Peter at the end of his career and gave in to killing only this one time to save somebody else because he can't move the same as he used to. Either a supervillain or a common crook could be the victim. Point is, police can bring him in now. Maybe his circumstances should be that he raised Mayday and Ben but perhaps listened to Punisher more as well as Wolverine and maybe the world fell under the influence of villains more. I don't know how you guys feel whether it should be the canon end or not. Probably not since it's a bit bleak and Pete's gone through enough. Spider-Verse having a story with an older Peter wearing this costume and repeating what he said in 500 except 616 helps him out a bit would be great. Or maybe wearing it for an arc could be cool to show Peter wanting to pay tribute.
>>147048521That's just how it goes.
>>147048521he's dying in 2 chapters >>147050475 that's why
>>147045401Coulson shilling really ruins whatever impact this even sort of could have had.
>>147052562Fuck off.
>>147045423I don't get it, why can't he just do more deals with mephisto if he's gonna be sad that a bunch of people are dying from old age?>MJShe's with Paul now, nothing lost>Gwen, Bailey and MilesTwo thirds here should've never come into this universe, and I still can't tell if Bailey has anything going for him besides being Shota Spider.>Gets mindbroken by illusionsDamn, wonder why Mysterio never tried that one before
>>147058846>"All I needed to defeat the accursed Spider-Man was to come up with some crummy illusions of people dying? Then what the hell did I buy this wig for?!"
>>147055706>Cheating on ShayNot happening
>>147055688Nick Lowe is panicking and entering the bargaining phase.
>>147045383bump
>>147055688That divorced loser Zeb was the only one who wrote him that way.
>>147060473piss off.
>>147056477Yeah tying the Last Stand suit into the bad result of Grim Hunt was super lame of them. It's more fitting for it be a suit he starts wearing as he gets older.
>>147060579*chuckles paternally*What’s got you mad this time, child rape guy?
>>147060760Stupid outfit.
Why are people still reading this?
>>147062784There's always the smallest chance Spider-Man will be good again
>>147055706>He'll empty his balls inside herI wish, Felicia is sexy and internal ejaculations is my fetish.
>>147045383nuice
>>147063063who is the left character meant to be?
This read and looks like that era of avengers comics right before the no more mutants stuff. It stinks.
>>147063712Tarantula from Heroes For Hire.
>>147062864Not gonna happen. Spider-Man hasn't been good since the 80s, and the conditions for comics to be good are non-existent.
>>147062183Shit taste
Anyone can storytime the comic of "Astonishing Spider-Man Infinity Comics #11"?It was supposed to come out on New Year.
>>147065254No one reads the infinity comics
>>147065296Someone always reads everything.
>>147064458I'm surprised Wells wrote it
>>147045401Jameson, perpetually high-strung and volatile, lives such a high-pressure lifestyle that a brain embolism is more than possible.Aunt May would outlast the heat death of the universe. Writing about a black man dying in a riot? Handle it with respect, or don't touch it. There's no way that lab accident is taking out Norman. I call shenanigans. And Felicia dying by falling? That's just plain weird....Shay who?
I guess we know what's causing them to break up.
>>147065215Incorrect.
>>147045383Reminder: Paul zawsze w końcu wygra
>>147066795Did you have a stroke and fall on your keyboard?
>>147066884Polish just naturally looks like garbage. Pedophila certainly doesn't help.
>>147065384Wells was okay at one point, the divorce really fucked him up though.
>>147045598No, King Crimson.
>>147055446Because some Marvel writers can't fucking leave Agents of SHIELD and the Wheadon era behind.
>>147045404Would be based but will never stick, not in a million years.Imagine the MCU had the nuts to end on Inifity War and reboot.
>>147051268She and Ben lived hard livesREAL hard
>>147045404Not a single tear shed....Eh, maybe for Bailey. Poor kid. Fuck the other two.
>>147067540What? You don't like 'characters who couldn't support their own line and had to latch unto Pete's shadow?Racist misogynist transphobic much?
>>147046344All the better. Miles is a selfish entitled ingrate who thinks he DESERVES to be Spider-Man. Peter, Ben, and Kaine earned that, and learned to hate it. Let the little bastard grow to hate it, then maybe.
>>147056477Last Stand Pre OMD and Post BND would never be the same person because the latter is a result of a timeline change. The former was always married to MJ and died that way. The latter would never reach the same point or be the same person.
>>147048311I really enjoyed that Superboy Prime epilogue. It felt like what Yost's Scarlet Spider was for Kaine. A much needed cleansing.
>>147056016Peter and Felicia were banging while they were dating during the Wells run. They've had sex before so it's not a stretch to think they'd be doing that some more when they got back together for a bit.
>>147045404I just remembered: this would be completely pointless for Miles; he's (probably) immortal due to oz formula. It worked on Pete and Norm so...
>>147049145Sometimes it happens. As someone who's up there in age, when the dread hits, it can take a minute or two to sort it out. So for Peter who actually gets visions of it, it's not far fetched for him to get caught up
>>147066725No, very correct
>Miles and Gwen die after being cancerous tumors that keep pushing the multiverse bullshit>demonic baddie who thinks Peter's kinda interesting and will totally try to save himChristmas was weeks ago, why give me a present now?
>>147045416In a better world this makes her fall for Peter and she becomes his new girlfriend.
>>147063063>>147055706friendly reminder that canonically Peter screams " Get pregnant, get pregnant!" when he does it with Felicia .
