Quality.
why are they so piglike in appearance?
>>147058327i'm not seeing an issue here.
>>147058327I wish there was some sort of supercut that cut out all the townie episodes. As well as the Lars in Space and Sadie Killer episodes. Some people consider them to be plot-important, but those just feel like an extension of the townie episodes imo.
>>147058378 (me)This is me btw.
>>147058373In the Steven Universe universe humans evolved from pigs.
>>147058386I'm pretty sure they evolved from beans, hence their faces.
>>147058327SU fucks with me because the backgrounds and colors are gorgeous, but the humans are so ugly
>>147058389I thought they evolved from leaky faucets because of all the fucking crying.
>>147058420You're not far off.
>>147058431Why is crying in quotation marks
>>147058513Because they cry out their weiners.
Not sure if I should be feeling pity for those who had to grow up watching SU, or relief that I wasn't one of them
>>147058587I actually got into SU rather late, so it was purely masochism on my part. (That, and hype surrounding its movie at the time.)
>>147058327Honestly that check is drawn quite nicely. There's even a little bend in the edge nearest the viewer.
>>147058327>Tfw old poorfag buddy got rich on Shiba Inu during the 2020 crypto bullrun and stopped talking to me.
I'm watching the show. The townie episodes are pure testicle cancer.
>>147058741A bit old, but I'd recommend using this as a guide.https://www.reddit.com/r/stevenuniverse/comments/atqiqp/every_nonfiller_episode_of_steven_universe_for/
>>147058752Thanks, why is there so much filler in this fucking show?
>>147059009Because it's a character focused cartoon.
>>147058382Most of the townie episodes have something important introduced in them - usually one or more of Steven's weird diamond powers, which eventually come back in a future episode - but they do suck if you've watched through the series before, because you already know all the things they show.
>>147058382I fucking hated Lars and Sadie
>>147059387In retrospect it was really fucking obvious Rose was Pink Diamond, the sheer amount of abilities Rose and Steven had was ridiculous > Flight > Super speed > Telekinesis > Object creation> Healing/Resurrection > Banshee screams Most gem either had no special powers or only one, meanwhile Rose had all of this shit.
If I was Connie, I would RUN
>>147058327It's really amazing that the one show where a main character got rich, it remained the status quo, and the character didn't become an asshole was in Steven Fucking Universe.
>>147058327>Make cartoon focused around a war with an evil space alien empire>Make 80% of your show revolve around boring normalfag civilians who don't care about said space alien empire or interact with them at allIs Rebecca retarded?
>>147059576Most gems have weird, eclectic power sets that aren't really touched on. Pearl can control sand for some reason, Amethyst can make her whips explode, Garnet can use electricity, there's a lot of "just because" powers among gems - Steven's unique because he just fucking uses them. And the whole Resurrection/Banshee Screaming thing wasn't introduced until just before or way after the Pink Diamond reveal.What really should've given it away was that Pearl wears a pink diamond on her outfit.
>>147059387That kind of dropped off hard after the first part of season 3. The townie episodes after that are almost entirely inconsequential. What's weird is that the latter part of season 3 is often cited as the point the show started to really decline hard in quality. Wonder what exactly happened then because it feels like the writers suddenly forgot what half of the show was.
Pink Steven - AmericanBlue Steven - Asian Yellow Steven - AustralianWhite Steven - Slav
>>147059597The message (and fantasy) of Steven Universe is that all people are fundementally good - even color-coded space Hitlers - they just need to have the good brought out from inside of them through failing and being forgiven for failing. Greg has already done all the failing and being forgiven for failing parts, so he's a good guy. Which is also why he's written out of the show for the most of it; his advice is always correct. The only time he ever does anything morally dubious is when he wants an excuse to spend more time with his son.
>>147059627> Resuscitation and Banshee scream Ehh, I think you could argue Lion kind of gave those abilities away, since it was obvious that he's much older than average Lion + his banshee roars
>>147059577Connie is such a bland nothing burger character, can't believe that Steven chose her over peridot/lapis
>>147059701Lapis pisses me off the most because she clearly really liked him more than anyone else and probably would have drained his fucking ballsack the second he showed interest like that.
>>147059648It's because they ran out of shit to introduce in the townie episodes.Every episode in season 1 was really good at introducing lore "breadcrumbs" - while you had the occasional lore dump episode in the really important moments, like when the gem monsters were revealed to be corrupted gems during Mirror/Ocean Gem (Which was also when the universe expanded from just 3 gems and a kid to an entire gem empire being out there, somewhere), most episodes had one thing, even the ones focused entirely on the town.>Cat Fingers: Steven has all the powers the other gems do and more, but he struggles to control them. This remains a constant theme throughout the series and even into Future>Lars and the Cool Kids: Rose left behind a bunch of killer plants in a highly populated area just because she found them "beautiful." Rose - who up to now has been nothing but a paragon - is shown as careless and selfish, letting innocent people come to harm. And yet Pearl defends her endlessly.So on and so on. This bridged the gap neatly; if you like the townies, great, and if yoiu don't, you still learn a lot about the gems, the characters you do care about. But season 3 didn't have much more to reveal, so characters very few people actually cared about end up just getting a focus episode in earnest while the aliens you watch the show for sit it out.
>>147059701Steven is a creep and the fact that you advocate for a Hitler sympathizer is telling.
>>147059731Brain on porn. You don't like Steven, you like cartoon sex /aco/
>>147059701How the fuck was connie bland? Lapis was complete garbage
>>147059731Yeah Lapis probably makes the most romantic sense out of the gems. People meme about Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst to various degrees but in actuality he just views them as his moms and nothing more, and clearly doesn't have much of a mommy kink. Meanwhile the feeling from them seems to be pretty mutual. Peridot seems to just view him as a close friend and not much more. The Diamonds all fawn over him after the redemption but it seems like Steven really doesn't have much of an interest in them, even though Blue Diamond in particular would probably be an easy as fuck lay for him.Meanwhile Lapis shows some genuinely obsessive tendencies towards him and really only feels comfortable opening up around him, while Steven doesn't have any of the hangups he would have with the CGs/Diamonds. The rest of the gems feel kind of inconsequential to think of in romantic terms with Steven. So that kind of just leaves Lapis since again, Peridot doesn't seem to have the same level of interest in him. Dunno about "draining his fucking ballsack" though the second he showed interest like that" though, although it'd probably get there eventually. Lapis seems like she'd be pretty wild in bed.
>>147059798>Dunno about "draining his fucking ballsack" though the second he showed interest like that"Expanded the quote and forgot to delete my original "though", herp a derp.
I think it's weird for Steven to have sex with any of the several thousand year old aliens he's known since he was 12.
>>147059810>SHE WAS ONLY EIGHTEEN MILLION YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>147059816Got it backwards, but the spirit's there
>>147059810I think it's only weird if it's with one of his moms desu. Also the Diamonds are pretty weird if you really think about it. Everyone else seems like they'd be fair game.
>>1470598100 really, they were in Steven's life his entire...life.
>>147059731>>147059798>lapis liked himWhat, no. This is such an incredible level of media illiteracy
>>147059810He didn't meet most of them until he was 13/14 thoughbeit. Although unlike the really porn-addled types on this site I do think him sleeping with Garnet, Amethyst, or Pearl would be pretty fucked up. Don't see the issue with the rest since he'd have met them well after the window for the Westermarck Effect would have closed.
>>147059810Well yeah, the all belong to Greg anyway
> you're a porn addict if you want to reproduce with aliens that look identical to women Okay.
>147059876Too obvious
>>147059810Does that mean Spinel would be fair game if he wasn’t already with Connie?
>>147060011She's basically a teenage girl - more so than the others - so probably.That doesn't bother me as much as the rest.
>>147059810>>147059853>>147059903>weird>fucked upThat's what makes it hot(ter), you silly willies.
>>147060829Well yeah, that's typically how incest/pseudo incest fetishes work ain't it.
>>147059576I'm a zoomer, i was in High school when that shit happened, i remember when Pd episode first came out i told a friend of mine Rose is definitely Pink Diamond, he was like "Nahhh no way bro, it's gotta be deeper than that" or something. Seriously, she's fucking pink, the whole episode had something about PD dissapearing or dying or some shit. It's an obvious twist, how did no one see it coming?
>>147060958It was a theory for as basically long as we knew theorized that the diamonds existed. I was on the "it's too obvious" camp, but I held onto it for too long. I didn't interact too much with the community for a while, but I'm sure a good bit saw it coming.
>>147060958Most people felt like that'd be too obvious and kind of retroactively ruin the gravity of Rose's Rebellion, so even though it was right in our faces it remained a minority-supported theory.
>>147061018I actually think it enhances it, in a weird way. Rose wasn't some downtrodden soldier who had a reason to rebel because of how terribly she was treated; she rebelled because she saw the destruction her people were causing and the suffering they were under.
What did he mean by this walk?
>>147058327For all Steven Universe's faults, I do appreciate how they didn't go the "character gets rich, becomes and asshole, and blows all their money by the end of the episode" route. Greg deserved that win, and made good use of his newfound wealth without losing himself in the process. It just feels right to have the best character get the best turnout.
>>147058327There is a lot you can criticize Steven Universe for. But ONE thing I will give it credit for is that they made Greg rich and kept him rich without some shitty status queue ending.Most shows would have made Greg rich, he acts like a giant asshole to everyone around him because he's rich, then loses all his money, and at the end he returns to being the same guy as before. Status queue.It was a breath of fresh air that Greg got rich, DIDN'T become a huge asshole, DIDN'T lose all his money, and him being rich is just sort of a background lore element.
>>147059731>>147059798People unironically citing their gooner brained headcanons have the gall to call the show bad. If you can't watch this without popping a boner every 2 minutes then you need serious help or just find something else because you've done irreperable damage to yourself.>>147059931No you're a porn addict for thinking any of that lust should have anything to do with how the show was ran. Your fantasy is just a fantasy and as long as it stays that way there's honestly no issue.
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>>147058327I still can’t get over the fact that STEVEN UNIVERSE was the show that allowed a character to become rich and not immediately lose all their money in the same episode
>>147059611There was a local government conspiracy to cover up their actions, both to not bring attention to Beach City and because Mayor Dewey is sweet on Pearl. Remember: EVERY Ronaldo episode introduced something important and true about the lore, even though his episodes are literally the worst. And the Conspiracytuber episode was that the Gems are basically a secret to the world at large.
>>147058382>I wish there was some sort of supercut that cut out all the townie episodesI still think it was hilarious that people were saying to skip the townie episodes because they're filler only for them to complain about being lost and confused when plot elements and character development that were introduced in them "came out of nowhere".It really just showed that a lot of people here didn't actually like the show, they just liked to talk and bitch about it.
>>147059652With the fact that the colors are linked to the four temperaments, it should bePink Steven - AustralianBlue Steven - American Yellow Steven - Arab White Steven - Germanic
>>147059611>Make cartoon focused around a war with an evil space alien empireBut it's not about that thoughIt's about a boy growing up with his family.
>>147062221That he's one of the worst things in his own show because he's a fat little annoying faggot.
Steven is a Christ character. The townie episodes are just as important as the gem episodes because Steven is all human and all gem just as Christ is all man and all God.
>>147062442I didn't say the show was bad, I wrote why I thought Lapis makes sense as a romantic option. You're tilting at windmills.
>>147062603Steven is like a walking antidepressant. You hate the character because you feel unlikeable and you don't make people smile. You would do better to act more like Steven and less like you.
>>147059611>>Make cartoon focused around a war with an evil space alien empireLmao. There is no war, it's already been lost at the start. The gems don't even fucking bother prepping for anything and are just raising Steven. That's what the show was about.
>>1470583271) You are supposed to write out the amount in words in the middle 2) I don't remember Steven wearing a sleeveless shirt in this episode
>>147062632Thanks Freud. Be sure to wipe the cheetos dust off your six chins.
>>147058373The show takes place in america
>>147062652I only have four chins thank you very much.
Townie episodes weren't really the issue like majority believe. It was the writing format that changed due to week-marathon events, so "human stuff" and "gem stuff" were separated instead of together like originally planned.A lot of season 1 episodes did a better job at combining both worlds before the plot-based marathons became a priority after the ratings success of the first one. >>147062615Correct.
>>147059577Would femanons date Steven?
>>147062756Tumblr tells me yes; art of adult steven being muscular, hairy, and slightly pudgy slides across my timeline regularly. I suppose he's cute, but he's not for me. SU has exactly one attractive male character and it's Kevin.
>>147062936Yeah, Kevin is a twinky little brat who needs correcting.
>becomes millionaire>still lives in van
>>147059701Steven can't date any of the gems because of the extreme power imbalance between them. He's a diamond, essentially a god to the rank and file gems. They are compelled to obey him no matter what. And the other diamonds are his creepy sisters. Also Pink was a freak for doing fusion shit with Pearl. Connie is also a stupid choice because people don't usually get together with some girl they on the playground when they were 7. And the same thing applies to her as the other gems. She's a bug compared to Steven's power. It's silly. The only sensible choice really for Steven would be a leader of some other unrelated galactic empire he'd meet during the course of the show.
>>147063003>She's a bug compared to Steven's powerThis is irrelevant for human relationships. Bodybuilders can date weak twigs.Unless you're talking socially, in which case, Steven has no social power anymore.Please don't think of relationships like this.
>>147058327this feel like a template for a meme
>>147062756I would say yea>>147059798I disagree Pediot feels like the most perfect for the romance route for StevenJust look at these two
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>>147062984DOWN BY THE RIVER
>>147063047Yes. Maybe. For real people that are not space gods. Steven can never date a normal human from Earth at the end of the show without it coming across as silly. Unless he'd split into gem Steven and human no powers Steven. That we saw would kill the human part of him. He can in a moment of rage squash Connie like a fly, spit on her corpse then and revive her as his undead pink thrall under his total control. It can't work.
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>>147063147Was it that they didn't give a shit or are they excusing this as just contributing to the quirkiness of the show?
>>147059810The only really fucked up ones would be Garnet, Amythest, and Pearl since they've known him since he was a baby.Everyone else is varying levels of okay except the Diamonds who are like his weird aunts.
>>147063153thanks for reminding me of thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/xVSVZGH2x5Q
>>147059648Stuff like Restaurant Wars and Future Boy Zoltron would've been acceptable if they were Season 1 episodes.
>>147058327Why didn't he invest that money to keep the cash flow going. Most people are poor after they get a large amount of money because they spend it on luxury without making sure there's return money coming in. Rich people already know this and it's why they stay rich.
>>147063351He still lives in a van, by the time he dies Steven is still going to inherit most of it I'd guess.
>>147063160>Steven can never date a normal human from Earth at the end of the show without it coming across as silly. Why not?Anon, most people don't physically abuse their partners when they're angry, even less so if they can actually hurt them
>>147062221>>147062603>>147063164
>>147063448I wonder if Steven gets jealous that Pee Dee is more molestable than him.
>>147063417>people don't abuse their partnersYou're either incredibly naive, sheltered or just trolling. That's the point and it's incredibly obvious. A partnership implies equal contributions. What can Connie contribute exactly? Money? Some kind of social expertise? The classic female contribution, children? Because if you say companionship then she's just a pet. Kids? Can Steven even? Even if he did couldn't he also jizz in an injector and have thousands of gems come out of the ground in his image? He can live for thousands of years and present as whatever age he wants. It's not an equal relationship. It can never be. It's just kinda cute for now because he's still immature but come on. Tell me, what can Connie do for Steven as of the end of the show? What can any normal human?
>>147063756While I can see the realistic "relationships are business" angle... You're getting too caught up in the meaning of words. If he stays with her, and they marry and have children, you could call it whatever you want, but I don't see anything morally reprehensible about it.
>>147063756He can put his cum in her poo and spawn a bunch of Indian-Gem hybrids.
>>147063786For how long dude? How long are they going to be together? Steven can live for thousands of years. These kinds of relationship problems don't affect real people of course but in the universe of the show their relationship can never be anything more then at best a master and his pet. There is exactly one instance where their contributions can be equal. If Steven gives birth to Connie's child by sacrificing his life.
>>147063945>Steven gives birth to Connie's childI didn't know Steven had a mangina but it makes sense.
>>147059853>>147063192I'm not even really sure how to classify his relationship with the Diamonds. Like yeah they're treated as sort of siblings, but it's unclear what that even means, and Steven's his own independent being that only met them in his mid-teens. There's an incest angle going on with Garnet, Amethyst, and Peal, but is there anything going on with the Diamonds per se? Is it actually fucked up or not?
>>147063164>$5 a sliceI hope things never get this bad. Currently we're at $3.49 for 1/8th of an 18" pie and even that feels overpriced.
This show is weird. First season it's magical boy adventure with three hot ladies, every other season it's science and technology and gayness. I don't mind it but the transition is jarring to say the least, and then atop that, they introduce no-consequence dictators.Ah well. I'll still draw my pearl.
>>147063164>five dollars for a slice of pizza
>>147063991Or he could just pull his gem out and stick it up her vagoo and into the fetus because it's dying. Bonus points if it's not even his kid but it retroactively becomes his via the gem angle.
>>147064055>it's Kevin's kid and now he and Connie have to raise a baby that looks like StevenTruly a living nightmare.
>>147063184The former.Basically every animator and storyboarder had their own style that was specially evident in certain characters.No one at the top cared to ensure consistency
>>147064113I turned myself into your son Connie! I'm Steven DeMayo Diamond Maheswaran!
>>147059009It’s not filler
CN was so based when scheduling this show lmao. Literally everything else got reruns
>>147062560just a failure of the show.every episode being plot relevent but all of them feeling like filler shows a lack of capable writing, its either not engaging enough or you put all these plot details in to justify the episodes not being skipped
>>147062560What did Frybo foreshadow?
>that episode where Lars was in the right for being pissed at Steven for possessing his body but everyone treats it like it's no big dealThe townies are complete retards.And they missed the opportunity of having a shithead like Lars pretend to be Steven in front of the Crystal Gems which could have been funny.
>>147064008They're either his aunts or his sisters depending on if you consider him is own person or pink diamond.
>>147064297Why did CN have such a hardon for Teen Titans Go anyway?
>>147064650I think they were trying to push people into using their app or something like that?
>>147059810I would say Peridot is fair game because she seems far younger than the other gems, and doesn’t have that same connection of surrogate mom (Garnet and Pearl), aunt/big sister (Amethyst), or still hung up on his mom being a war criminal. The writers probably noticed this too seeing as they sent her off to a farm and pushed an odd couple ship with Lapis to keep her away from Steven.
>>147065113It's always an app
>>147064343It foreshadowed the usage of gems in equipment and the "living armors" that the gem race used to use.The former of which was almost completely forgotten about after season 1. The latter was never brought up again after Frybo.
>>147065667I guess so. Thought you were gonna say it foreshadows Pink Pearl or something
>>147065686Lol no, I liked the idea of the show more than the actual show itself.
>>147065667The show dropped all kinds of shit after season 1 that makes it feel almost like its own separate show entirely, it's really bizarre.
>>147065790It genuinely felt like the show was having an identity crisis throughout it's run. It never really knew if it wanted to be a slice-of-life comedy or an action-adventure show. The moment after the season 1 finale ended should have been when the show started going into space and start exploring the gem empire, or something to that extent. But instead, it wanted to both be a down-to-earth story and a high-stakes space opera.It's like if Luke blew up the Death Star, but kept coming back to Tatooine to fuck around with literal nobodies. Oh wait, that's The Mandolorian.
>>147059776>You don't like the ugly fat dude that crys all the time you only like the show for the hot alien rock womenduh, is that case with anyone who isn't a queer
>>147064343The fact that shattered gems are still alive and sentient to a degree
>>147059810wow the replies to this are suprisingly sincere and not a bunch of sick fucks. Quick someone say something retarded or we're gonna loose our reputation
>>147066061Rebecca Sugar is a kike I want to rape
>>147065908The issue is that Sugar had a clear idea for the show in mind before production really and that carried over through most of season 1. However like many of the shows flaws she was unable to keep her team under control and so they dragged the show is whatever direction they pleased. The whole Zuke situation was the worst of this.
>>147062437>But ONE thing I will give it credit forFor me it was that the show was about the thing that it was named after. Not like in other shows and movies where the supporting characters eat up much of the screentime.
>>147059810Yeah, it is kind of weird.
>>147065790I believe Sugar intentionally pitched her show like something you'd see from Man Of Action to sucker CN into greenlighting it. "A half-alien boy living in a seaside town discovers he has powers and uses them to fight monsters and invading aliens".
>>147066080Thanks, that feels better.
>>147066090That is likely be the case, but it's hard to tell because Ian and Rebecca keep acting like that this was all part of the plan. It's really hard to tell what their actual plan was when they keep bullshitting.
>>147066080>I want to rapeIf you can hold in your lunch long enough.
>>147065667This comic looks cool as fuck, any sauce?
>>147066515Global Frequency by Warren Ellis and a bunch of different artists.
>>147066515Global Frequency by Warren Ellis. Has that classic 2000s grunge to it.
The best townie episodes are the ones with Vidalia... Do the greg flashbacks count as townie episodes, or no? Even the modern Vid episodes are greatwas watching the episode where Greg had to babysit today and can u imagine if little Onion really died on that wheel? Then Vidalia would literally kill Greg. Rose would revive him (if he's lucky), and Greg would ask her to revive Onion... and in the show onion and greg would be pink
Anyone else think Amethyst is really cute?
>>147067361Her lips look like a dog's pussy.
>>147066311Its clear that The Plan was to come into things with a solid idea and then let her subordinates bend it to their whim.
>>147058373>>147058386Can't wait for the live action netflix adaptation to come out.
>>147059627Why does she even have that uniform? When did she make that uniform?
>>147067361She's super adorable >>147067791Probably had it from way back when, whenever she had to pilot a ship or another for Pink Diamond, and just never changed it. But idfk when she would have gotten to pilot a ship as a pearl before pink became rose.
>>147058327This was the best episode of the show, though.
>>147067892Definitely the most cathartic.
>>147059810Steven can live as long as he wants and it won't matter in 200 years. Farcille is the same thing agewise but nobody complains about it.
>>147062534Im surprised that the EARTH did not give a fuck about the corrupted gems. Yeah there were warriors thousands of years ago, but no active defense groups?Where are the scientists studying these corrupted gems? No human tech replicating gem tech? Nothing? I honestly would’ve been fine if there was at least one scene where a high tech military group helps the crystal gems fight off corrupted gems.
>>147058327>Greg received a check for $10 million in episode "Drop Beat Dad" after ONE of his songs became a successFunny how Greg get more money in one song vs Taylor Swift who received $100 millions of 11 original studio albums, 4 re-recorded albums, 5 extended plays (EPs), and 4 live albums.
>>147065952Why are you projecting onto the fat kid- oh right
>>147058587Zero children watched this tranny shit.
>>147068728Greg got that McDonalds money
>>147068783I'm 19, watched it when i was little and talked with my friends about it at school nd high school, not that you'd know anything about that.
>>147068728I thought that happened in Mr. Greg?
>>147059701The only part about Connie's character that doesn't make sense is the idea that after a literal galaxy-saving space adventure and dating fucking Space Jesus, that she's going to just go "eh, whatever" and go off to college to be a fucking Comm or Soc major or some shit.
>>147069091You thought what happened in Mr. Greg?
>>147062560season 1 townie episodes are different from later season townie episodes.using frybo as an example is disingenuous
>>147069077>t. (You)
>>147058382Like all the other replies said, you literally can't skip those episodes without destroying the pasing, missing important story elements and character devealopment.SU is not an anime, there's not such thing as filler here.A lot of clues for the show biggest plot twist is on those townie episodes.So, watch the show or read a wikipedia summary
>>147063164I remember the first time this was posted on /co/.A whole thread dedicated to the price on the pizza
>>147069407I also watched Steven as a kid
>>147059627>Pearl can control sand for some reasonPopular belief has always been that pearls were created by clams trying to get rid of any sand that gets into them.
>>147069845Well she certainly wasn't good at getting into Rose's clam.
>>147069826>I also watched Steven as a kidYou are a grown cross dressing man.
>>147070057are you okay dude?
>>147062652You literally don't like Steven because he's fat? Did you have a fat bully or a fat shitty dad?
>>147058373They are both jews.
>>147070108no sir, there's too many trannies here
>>147070118No? You need to lay off that psychology 101 book, fatso.
>>147062221Kids are really effeminite, however this is a bias based on how masculinity is developed: useful to society and 'toxic' or 'tolerated antisocial extremes' which no one likes in either gender (overly aggressive males, henpecking females).What is good masculinity? Essentially BOY SCOUTS, the entire idea of self reliance, working in a fellowship, and protecting the weak. This requires stoicism, less emotion when 'being prepared' and pragmatic empathy (not crying along side someone injured but being moved enough to help them if they need it yet cold enough to not help if they need to develop self reliance --not coddling). It's an extremely tricky balance which is why most encultured men are failures or worse: violent criminals taking the 'easy route' of insularity and cult of personality in some kind of violent gang to earn 'respect' and other nonsense. Women have their own toxicity but it's nothing compared to men. We train them with tools to be self reliant and defensive but the student can easily take that knowledge to become a monster.
>>147063756>What can Connie contributeLove forever and always.That's a very rare thing indeed.
>>147068783It was my favorite show when I was about twelve. Introduced me to the idea of character drama. Two of my classmates were also deep into it, and one of them had a crush on Greg. She would later, as an adult, get a boyfriend that looked a lot like young Greg. Funny how that happens.
>>147070149Obsessed
>>147063756You make it sound like relationships are some kind of monetary transaction.
>>147070774Goddamn I love Pearl
>>147070968Best thing to come out of this series bar none
>>147064297The channel is dying for a reason.
>>147068783Steven Universe strikes me as a show that was always intended for people in their late 20s and early 30s that only pretended to be for kids. Like 90% of the topics covered would've gone over any childs head. >Timmy, watch Steven Universe! We got pronouns, and relationship issues, and body dysphoria!
>>147071236You might think so, but the numbers don't match that.Kids loved Steven Universe. I know, because I was a kid, and I loved it alongside many of my friends.Teenagers love drama.
>"This is Jasper's hole?">"It's huge."Mine sides.
>>147070968Same.
SU couldn't be made today, no joke. It got enough flak for being made around 2014 when the Culture War was heating up but hadn't reached peak idiot. If SU was made in 2023, Rebecca would have US Senators challenging her to duels and shit.
>>147063147steven's height is relative to the number of pizzas he is carrying.
>>147071523Reminder SU got cancelled because it showed a lesbian kiss
>>147071523To be fair, SU has a lot of content that legitimately feels like it's pro-groomer.
>>147058327>murdercock>able to suck his own dick>filthy richGreg's the whole package.
>>147071810>Steven! Check this out!kek
>>147071810>>147071816>"If every fuck was perfect, we wouldn't have blowjobs."
>>147059652I would like to see the mechanics of Greg going around impregnating the rest of the diamonds
>>147058373Same reason you're so bald
I'll never understand why we never got the Confrontation between Lapis and Bismuth.
>>147071877Neither of them it happenedBismuth poofed a million gems, and Lapis probably didn't see who kicked her assWhy this was even written INTO the show? Well, they wanted to foreshadow Bismuth, but this wasn't the best way to do it.
>>147071850Greg isn't a character, he's a concept and an idea, you can find guys like Greg pretty much everywhere.Tho my choice of race was mostly like this- > Blue diamond is Asian because he'd probably be the most calm steven, I think he'll be the smartest too therefore probably an asian. > Yellow diamond is the aggressive one, basically he'd probably be brown considering that yellow was depicted as such.> White diamond is simple, he'd be the most emotionally unavailable and mildly autistic, also I think a snowy place fits him the most, so he'd be a Russian.
>>147071883No, she saw who did it
>>147071911That could've been any Bismuth
>>147071901>least racist /pol/lack
>>147072014Most of racial stereotypes are truth, thus when they exist.
>>147072034that's very convenient circular logic
>>147072048You sound like a woman
Pearl is the only "White" character in this show and she is not even White she's an alien.No I haven't watched a single entire episode and I am not going to.
>>147072055Well you sound like a nigger.
>>147072365Janny trannies not going to like this one!!
>>147072086>Reddish hair>Huge nose>Whiny voice>Neurotic>Obsessed with cleaning>Helicopter parentingPearl's a straight up Jewish stereotype
>>147072399Responding to misogyny with racism is 100% effective. There's two possibilities. Either they're black, in which case they've been completely called out and there's no recourse, or they're not black but were acting black by hating women, and again there's just no answer to that, they lose.
>>147072413You sound even MORE like a woman now.
>>147065908>>147066090I feel like if they really had a totally solid plan through and through that they wouldn't have made missions to gem locations and gem artifacts such a major part of season 1, only to drop the concept of both of them entirely after season 1. Like seriously no less than a third of season 1 episodes are centered around gem artifacts doing something crazy and they're just GONE after that season.
>>147071867Based
I am the Ip Man.
>>147072462HOLY FUAAAAAK, thought on steven universe?
>>147069183Greg getting all that money. I thought it started with him getting royalties from some commercial that used his song.
>>147072439Not that anon nigger.
>>147072439>>147072511> woman thinks that calling people here nigger is some kind of a trump card You should go back to bluesky.
>>147071816
> Show states that gems are genderless > All of them are referred by she/her > Most of them explicitly feminine looking, even hulks like Jasper has large feminine hips> All of them have female voice What is this retardation? Why design what is essentially just women with funny skin colors, and then call them genderless?
>>147072543>This angers the nigger. He would very much prefer that people had not found out that he's a nigger.
>>147072596Because they reproduce asexually and can take whatever physical form they likeUnless you're saying gender is a seperate concept from sex, which is very trans-inclusive of you.
>>147072596Actually original draft design differed from what was in series. Someone told Shugar "but it's for le children, after all!"
>>147072566I never noticed that they went to the trouble of editing the sign behind steven to say "pee shit time"
>>147072596It's an excuse to have lesbians in a kids show because they don't *actually* have lesbians because they're asexual.
>>147072650Sexless then, gender isn't real, but gems are still clearly female.
>>147072690> because they're asexualThey are. Gem love is platonical.
>>147072566
>>147059009Because the show tried to be like 5 different things at once.
>>147064650Because, despite what manchildren on the internet insist, it’s extremely popular with kids.
>>147071651It wasn’t the kiss, it was the wedding.
>>147070968I do too.
One more before I go.
>>147073204That was easily the worst episode of the show. "Let's all think about love" as if they haven't been avoiding talking about the important stuff ever since the show started.
>>147073313Worst episode of the show was Onion Gang. Felt like a preschool episode with Steven acting insanely OOC plus some of the worst art in the entire series.
>>147073313The entire second half of season 5 is rushed nonsense. They wasted the penultimate episode on the fucking watermelon Stevens.
>>147073299>that dialogue>that expressionInfinitely sexier than any set of oversized tits will ever be
>>147070292truth
