A long long time ago (yesterday) in a thread (not) far archive we had a thread about Star wars comics. Let's read a fun little parody book that predates both the Blue Harvest and Robot Chicken specials. Join me, talk some star wars and bump if you're reading.
trade crap.
more junk
dead trees
There's a comic book in here I promise. It's coming.
Not that I'm sure everybody's not already aware this whole thing is a set up of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. A comedy play that took the piss out of Hamlet. I'm not sure if anyone ever did Tag and Bink on stage. I'd love to see if so.
God remember when the prequels were new? Who here was old enough for that? Where were you?
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>>147067669I was 14 in '99. I think my family'd had AOL for maybe a year or so at that point.
>>147067697Where does the time go.
>>147067708Straight into the Maw, I'd say.
Fuck you, 3PO
He's got a point...
I was tempted to start a drinking game every time someone said an Iconic line. Then I realized we'd go blind by the second issue.
aw, shit. They got a big boy. I used to go there.
heh.
like millions of voices cried out and went womp womp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0
It's fun to go back to the movie and find the scenes with these two.
goddammit.
YAHOO!
LIARS!
Issue 2.
We'll see if I can get the whole series in tonight. I'm waiting on a phone call later.
They tell this joke better here.
>>147068047
Bobba Fetts a bitch.
This is still far from the worst indignity Fett will suffer in his life
shit
FUCK YOU, 3PO!
And that's empire.
Now for Return of the Jedi.
thanks for the storyline, im enjoying it
>>147068281Glad to hear >File too largellllllladies.
>>147068298
What's more dignified? Getting smacked into a sand vagina by a blind Han on accident or getting bonked on the noggin and stripped naked while a couple of idiots pretend to be you?
Manny Both-Hanz....
>>147068338>Lightsaber cuts datapadIs rock still rock?
Manny Both-Hanz died for this....
>>147068388I didn't know this took place on a Thursday.
Those red guys always looked super cool but you wonder why they never did shit...
dammit
>>147068481That is a doozy of a pun.
>>147068513Remember him as a hero
I can't believe Tag and Bink are fucking dead... oh wait.
>>147068494It's that whole Imperial thing. Looking cool and intimidating takes precedence over actually being able to do stuff.
So I actually thought they did more comics for the PT movies and was gonna put that off till tomorrow but they only did Phantom Menace so no since in making a thread for one comic tomorrow and let's just do it tonight.
So Tag and Bink were Jedi. Or Force adjacent. How'd that happen I wonder.
I haven't actually read this one in a hot while.
>>147068575Snootch to the nooch. Ah the days before Kevin Smith was a massive crying pussy.
>>147068575The irony in this page
>>147068575I saw that show at Animal Kingdom once. It was honestly pretty sick.
>>147068593Hindsight is always a bitch
>>147068606
I'm sure whatever that was it wasn't important.
>>147068613Skippy! A truer hero there never was.
>>147068633His song goes unsung but his valor is legend
Kek. Also where to start on this page.
Jango you're not the clone. Comic ruined.
Looks like we're gonna have to jump!
relationships are hard
Trying to sail into Natalie's Port, man.
>>147068761The boy's talking sense.
>>147068777I wish someone gave me this advice in the early 2000s.
Man I should start calling people Dugs.
Luke did I ever tell you about the time your father murdered a bunch of children? He was a good friend.
>>147068414>>147068672Are these 2 supposed to be the same woman?
Oh hey that was pretty swell of the guy. Maybe he's not such a Dug after all. I bet he's gonna go places. >>147068812Yes
>>147068800But he was in his happy place when he did that! It doesn't count!
Well that's the comic. Hope you all liked it. I certainly did reading it again after all this time. I actually used to have the physical issues I think I lost them in college somewhere so If you find them they're mine. But yeah Star Wars. How about that? Remember Star Wars? Good times. You know the PTs weren't amazing movies by any stretch but I still kind of feel nostalgic for that time. It just kind of had this vibe in the air. Share your thoughts and own Star Wars nostalgia and dreams. Or bitch about Disney. Whatever.
>>147068814If that's the case, then Boba is dating his dad's girlfriend who's maybe 15 or 20 years older than him?
>>147068843Based if true.
>>147068103Yeah... he goes on to appear in the Holiday Special. And also something about a blind guy with a stick.
>>147068198Man, Lando has a sweet apartment.
>>147068924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM