Roxie
>>147079251https://files.catbox.moe/4a9erb.png
>>147079251>>147079421Chubby jobber half-ninja.
>>147079421>Superior speed >losing much faster, still superior
>>147079251More like Fatsie.
>>147079251
>>147079251Literally made for having sweaty passionate sex with a man (me)
>>147079251I am reminded of the post one anon made about her hooking up with Scott and coping by saying he was basically an honorary lesbian so it didn't count.I thought it was funny. I like Roxie x Scott content.
>>147079976What about it?
>>147079251Did Romona actually scissors this?
>>147079251Made for Cocksee>>147079465Cute chubby jobber perfect for bullying
>>147081783Repeatedly
>>147080666I like all the scott roxie made me realize how fun they'd be together. I like it from the two of them growing and canon adjacent stuff to the roxie x scott to the roxie scott bumbling losers greens.
I need to get better tastes in women instead of gothicc ones...
>>147081916You could go for Knives, but Roxie is still about as good as it gets.
>>147082246Knives was literally best girl and somehow so many idiots convinced themselves they should look for ramona's. When the whole thing was Knives was the best just not good for a asshole like scott.
>>147080666Name a better combo than self-hating bisexuals and "he doesn't count"
>>147082387Sounds like a good concept for a coming of age comic critiquing new trendy contrarianism
>>147082462kinda like dar
>>147082519This will forever be the hottest thing to post.
>>147079251That one tweet about Roxie that had this image is still peak to me.
>>147083479Quick rundown?
>>147079251fatty duke
>>147079251>She gets off on being called 'piggy'.>You now remember those series of greentexts featuring Roxie degradation
>>147079251She is a dead cow in bed.
>>147081751So, this guy likes to chubb up his ladies and he's James BondDoes that make him a thickening agent?
>>147079251>Takes Off ending>This fat chub helping Todd get in shapeOther way around, fatty
>>147083638post them or at least link to them, I’m curious
>>147080666I still enjoy the idea of Scott confessing that he's "in lesbians" with Roxie and she thinks that it's cute and stupid enough for her to try with him.
>>147079251Chubby ninja
>>147080666>hooking up with Scott and coping by saying he was basically an honorary lesbian so it didn't count.Was she pegging him when she said that?
>>147079421The punchline is sex
>>147082519>her legs wrapped around Kim
>>147080666I don't really ship Roxie and Scott but I absolutely want them to hang out and become bros.
>>147083638To me it was the greentexts where she started to live with Scott and Wallace and got sandwiched by them in bed.
>>147083985They had no business making this scene so hot.
>>147084385It's the leg lock. Without that it's just medium hot.
the female characters of this series look very cute in the artstyle
>>147079251Built for dyke correction
>>147084556Not just the females.
>>147083954Roxie seems more like the type to get fucked while asking Scott to call her a piggy.
>minor antagonist is hotter than the entire main castAwkward
I like Roxie, I like Kim. My favorite would be Julie, and I would like Roxie to kiss her.
I've not seen the show. Who voices her?Gotta get the voice right for these things.
>>147084652It's a horny lesbian character, so she's voiced by Mae Whitman.
>>147084663Haven't seen her show either.
https://youtu.be/29qkpTtofZw?si=0r8r3dqsaQzjU4szThat's what they sound like. Ramona is far deeper than I imagined, Roxie is a bit too high pitched. Kim's close to how I imagined. Always figured Ramona would sound like Jenny Slate, that Kim was something close to Gaz with a more mature inflection, and Roxy always seemed like how Ramona sounds now.I am surprised and pleasantly so. This is good. Now to draw them kissing.
>>147079251>>147079421Built for repeated impregnation by Scott and feral pregnancy sex
>>147082246Post her butt
>>147082519This fed yuribros for months
>>147085449It's feeding me and now I want to see more.
>>147079251Giant pupils in Scott pilgrim feel wrong, meanwhile in other animations is a small dot, see >>147079976
>>147079251heterosexual relationships with lesbian women
>>147079251I know nothing about Scott Pilgrim but this bitch brings out the beast in me. My need to impregnate a chubby canadian lesbian is paramount. I need it more than water or air.
>>147084627>Ramona was the top that long-stroked and mind-broke Roxie so bad she turned evil EX.Yeah, that tracks.
>>147079251Bro, I had the weirdest dream last night… I was in some grungy, neon-lit dungeon, y’know, like straight out of a 2000s emo music video. And there was Roxie Richter from Scott Pilgrim, chained up by some spiky chains (very aesthetic), glaring at me like she’s ready to end my whole existence. But nah, I was the edgy main character here. I didn’t hurt her or anything—no, I just kept monologuing about existential dread and how life is a meaningless spiral of chaos while blasting My Chemical Romance in the background.She tried to sass me like, ‘Is this supposed to be torture?’ and I’m like, ‘Nah, it’s just therapy, babe.’ We ended up having a debate about who’s more broken inside. 10/10 weird dream, might write bad poetry about it later.
>>147079251They finally made her likeable in SPTO.
I hate that this show permanently ruined liking kim because old kimfags get lumped in with new kimfags which are way more annoying.
>>147082497I've never heard of dar? is it any good
>>147083638Hey I wrote those and drew that art(though no where near my best work anymore even commed some art of my greens)Ironic that it was my autismo that started the consistent roxie threads I remember bumping that first thread with my greens but felt like I was being cringe next thing I knew roxy threads were happening like once a week for a while lol.>>147083804>>147084230I actually have all of them
>>147088276Pretty sure this is all of it though remember the lewder parts got deleted but i don't remember 100% if this was done before or after
>>147086875Same
You know I came up with the Scott and Roxie au ideaI never intended to ship I just thought they’d be good best friends
>>147089240I respect that and they were good greens anon, I kind of liked the more rewriting the story ones like roxy and scott fight but it's more like two losers fighting and more about their friendship. Or roxy trying to convince scott to just let ramona go, or the roxy scott bang then realize he's a piece of shit for banging a needy depresed lesbian girl. Really weirdly some good kino came from those threads of yor.
Now I wanna see Roxie/Stacey.
>>147089284Crap, forgot pic.
>>147089323Would be pretty funny if they got together and Scott had to give Roxie the shovel talk
>>147088276>>147088295Nice.
>>147089342I bet Roxie probably has the same powers Wallace has, hence her being one of Ramona's ex.
>>147089342>Scott enters Stacey’s to give Roxie the talk >sees Roxie tied up and gagged in the corner >slowly closes the door and walks away
>>147080666I vibe alot with Roxie x ScottTwo idiots sharing a braincell getting into hijinks or just vibin talking about things they like>Scott and Roxie snuggling in the couch>Out of nowhere Scott decides to ask>"Say Roxie do you know sonic the hedgehog?">"Sonic? Oh yeah I know him but funnily enough I know him more from the comics than the games"
Cuck.
>>147090676But what if...Scott and Roxxie went out, and Ramona became the cuck?
>>147090676She just needs a new girlfriend. A better one
>>147090773Do you mean that she steals her ex-partner's partner?It's a great idea.
>>147090676She should fuck Scott to cuck Ramona.
>>147088150Eh, it's made by the girl who made the cuck comic.Essentially it follows her story as a depressed lesbian whose life gets better when she falls in love with a guy.
>>147090797Scott and Roxie realize that Ramona is a hoe and leave her to get together.
>>147079251Why does this chubby lesbian always make erect?
>>147090283Stacey: The crazy part is she was like this when I walked in the room.
>>147091156Probably failed at using her whip
>>147084783Ramona and Roxie really should have their voices switched.
>>147084725It's Mae Whitman, bro...
>>147091433That's her voice?Huh, I should actually read the credits.
>>147091283That's what happens when you're only HALF ninja.
>>147091591I always wondered about that. Like is she half Japanese
I neeeeeeeeeed fat slampig
They seriously need to make her bi
no sequel lol
>>147092296That means anything is hypothetically canon
>>147079251Why'd they have to make her full gay? Now I'll never have sex with this fictional character.
>>147091433Her?
>>147091109Never heard of the cuck comic? do you mean the meme or a full on cuck comic?
>>147084230Here you go anon idk if it's everything but here's what I have
>>147093658The meme, from oh joy sex toy
>>147093680
I want to grab her chub.
>>147093688Ah yeah I love that meme a classic
>>147093813Based exactly what she deserves not so tough when you get a good hold of her.
du du duu du du du duu duuuuu
>>147094097It caught me off guard when she sang Whistle Stop.
>>147093813>>147083948Judging by these artist style i would bet they have an anal fetish
>>147083948>>147083948Honestly this artist inspired a lot of my early roxie love from last year. I almost want to try and draw her again to see if I could do her more justice
Made this for the drawthread. I'll take a few Roxie requests if the thread is still up tomorrow.
>>147095373This image made me realize that Scott is basically Jimmy from Mouthwashing.
>>147095373Cute
>>147095373Good stuff anon, maybe some roxie bullying art like some of the chub grab stuff or piggy roxy.>>147095396Is he really that bad? I feel Jimmy is like if a Scott grew up without ever taking responsibility but the whole comic is him growing up and realizing he's a manipulative albeit by accident dick head.
>>147095373she can fix him, unironically
>>147095373oh scott, you cute idiot.
>>147095373Requesting an Older version of Roxie standing next to Older Scott.an evil roxie who started training with older scott, taller, thinner and tanned than roxie, dressed like a rip-off of mai shiranui.
>>147095373Scott and Roxie sleeping together.
>>147095373Could we get Roxy crushing Knives with her thunder thighs like pic rel
>>147095719I second this purely for sexy ninja roxie
>>147080666>Those numbersLink the thread, SatanON
The fuck is the new show about?
>>147095935You wouldn't believe me if I told you
>>147095940I see a bunch of weird images and clips from the show in this thread already and it looks retarded so I can't be surprised
>>147095935Scott Pilgrim AU. I'm not fucking joking. You have the comic version, the movie version, and this version. TLDR? You have the show's universe that gets a time travelling interference from an alternate universe future Scott that became the 8th evil ex, that tries to stop Show Scott from getting with Ramona in order to stop him from getting hurt via kidnapping him to his future universe (This is all revealed by the tale end of the show). In the beginning to midpoint, Ramona had to confront all of her evil exes in order to find out what happened to Scott and who kidnapped him (BTW, this is Volume 1 Ramona I don't know why she'd care soo much about Scott but it's due to sparks) ending in her having closure with each evil ex. The show ends with Ramona moving on from the past with her desire to still want to be with Scott, the evil exes have good endings due to finally having closure from Ramona, and it ends in with Ramona exiting her house with Scott, Kim, Stephen, and Knives waiting on her for a brand new day.
>>147095991sounds retarded, but it honestly seems realistic for Scott to become the 8th evil ex
plug the chub
>>147095999If I remember it correctly, their reasoning is that the alternate future Scott became the 8th evil ex is because he gave up, and forgot about his past mistakes. I mean it wouldn't make sense if this Scott fought every evil ex, and won, but the other explanation is that he didn't merge with Nega-Scott to improve (This is a fan-explanation not actually explained in the show)
I think in the comics she do considers herself to be bi by the end. Or at least thinks about it.So its not imposible.
>>147091641>Like is she half JapaneseI'm not sure if in this universe "ninja" is an ethnicity or just a title.
>>147082497>>147091109Well, I just read it.It was the strangest reading of my life.
>>147095373Nice and cute
>>147095373Scott and Roxie eating together.
bitches belong to scott.
>>147097076Got a version without the gay dead meme?
>>147083955It’s literally porn dumbass, what else would it be?“Why good heavens! This pornography has a joke in it, why, how absurd! How ludicrous!”
>>147095373this but with scott and roxie.
>>147095373Scott taking care of pregnant Roxie, with her blushing and calling him an idiot
I wish that Roxie and Kim were my friends
>>147095373It would be funny if this were a continuation of this image.https://files.catbox.moe/a09bbc.jpeg
>>147097401Nah, I feel like Kim couldn't stand Roxie's personality, especially with how dramatic Roxie usually is.
>>147095373Now draw her giving birth.
>>147097434It is if we believe it to be true.For the longest time, that image was basically the only Roxie smut available
>>147095373Does anyone else see the subtext in this image?There are two vases in this image, curiously only one has flowers, why?It's simple, the vase with flowers represents Roxie and the life that blooms inside her, while the empty vase represents Scott and how Roxie sucked all the life out of his balls.
Gonna kiss her qt feet
>>147097983Ew, fat people's feet stink more than an average foot.
>>147098046I'm a fat lad and I've never had smelly feet, wash yourself you smelly cunt
>>147082519I appreciate that little trail of spit the animators added.
>>147098297Cure gif
>>147097983
>>147099209You're cute Roxy, CUTE!
>>147079251BRING ME HER ASS.
>>147099209Angry panda.
>>147095373Roxie and scott in the beach.
>>147095373Subarashi….
>>147100362Kiwi, Amazon and....?
>>147095373You. Socials. Now.
>>147101851Seconds. It's a reference to BLOM's other book he wrote after Scott Pilgrim.
>>147102065oh...yeah, I remember that comic, what was the lesson?
>>147102207It was basically the same one as Adam Sandler’s Click
>>147101292I don't speak Takataka.
>>147103056>TakatakaGot your ass Jose
>>147095373roxie wearing different outfits.
>>147083948Cute ninja
I wonder if she’s just a massive weebu
>>147104739She styles herself a ninja despite being a blond Westerner, what do you think?
Need more Roxie with HUGE tits
>>147105312I'm pretty sure Roxie is one of those flat-chested, fat-bellied chicks.
>>147079251Scott canonically made Roxie cum.
>>147105336I think you're supposed to say pear shaped
Why does she look like Cloud Strife?
>>147105716Cloud strife's fat loser sister>Smog Strife
Thank you all kindly! Glad you guys seem to dig it. I'm probably going to end up combining a few of these together with some of the greentexts, as I feel there's a bit of overlap. Hopefully that's alright.>>147095719>>147095862Starting off with Even Older Roxie.>>147101968I don't have any for these kind of sketches atm. I was thinking about dumping them somewhere, but I'm not sure where. Newgrounds? Tumblr? They usually end up in the co/llection anyhow since I just pop into the drawthreads from time to time.
>>147106173This fuckin' rocks man
>>147106173god, it's really good, thank you very much.
>>147098297I think this may be peak
>>147106173Kino
>>147106173Nice, love this anon, also wait are you making greens or using the greens as a base?I'd say if you've got a lot of nsfw that is sus(like loli or weird shit) pixiv/baraag if it's mostly sfw or suggestive and milf to hot teen nsfw twitter or bluesky maybe newground(depends if you want a following or not) But tumblr's kind of dead and has the worst type of crowd
plapig
>>147093680>>147095842Poor Knives.
>>147106964I'm using the greens as a base. For example, maybe Scott talking with his son about Roxie's insatiable hunger could happen while the whole family's on the beach. I'm not really looking for a following per se, just something casual. Newgrounds sounds about right then. Thanks for your help anon!>>147105312>>147105336Did this quick while waiting for the captcha to load earlier. Ended up spending more time on these than I thought, so once more I'll try again tomorrow to finish a few more.
>>147107145Big tit Roxie...
>>147107145>>147107025Nice more kino, and now can't wait to see what you do with the greens tons of great content.Also yeah then Newgrounds is a great place again pixiv too. But whatever you do def got 1 free follower from me.
>>147105336She has huge breasts, I think she doesn't even wear a bra.
>>147106173> OH NO! ROXIE FINALLY COMPLETE HER NINJA TRAINING!
>>147106173I feel like both of them could sell self-improvement books, I mean, who grows three feet tall and gains 80 kilos of muscle after 30?
>>147107025>>147107145Pure art
>>147095373>*ramona has a child on her lap.*>ramona: you know kid? Your father and I were previously in a romantic relationship.>kid: wow, were you and dad together?>ramona: yup and before him, I was with your mother.>kid: huh?>*roxie quickly grabs the child and covers his ears*>roxie: Don't confuse my child!>ramona: what? It's the truth, right Scott?>*scott just laughs awkwardly*
>>147107025>>147107145Based
>>147108225On what?
>>147108468Based in roxie and love.
>>147108200Ramona being a weird wine aunt, who just tells their kids crazy stories about how she basically put their parents together is hilarious
Would she get mad if I told her I thought she was really cute?
>>147109023100% and make it be know she's a lesbian.
>>147109023*roxie reaction*
>>147109237>>147109303Getting mixed messages here
>>147109331
>>147109331That's roxie in a nut shell thoug
>>147106173
>>147079251she looks like she has a recurring nightmare where she marries a man and becomes a housewife and lives happily in a suburb
Roxie is cute.
>>147110498slampig
>>147110498cuddlepig
>>147106173Get a Newgrounds.
>>147110498Made for bullying
>>147093458Good post
What do you think she is singing?
>>147111919lyrics are too generic to know
>>147112061I don't know man? Japanese language are difficult than you think.
>>147111919"You belong to me", sung by Jo Stafford
>>147111919Darude Sandstorm
>>147084783Dunno what you really expected.All three are being voiced by the actors who played them in the movie.
>>147111919If she’s the gf i envision, J-Pop and J-Rock shit like Luna Sea and Sadie
>>147113098
>>147082264Knives is a kid mate
>>147113098>>147113110she looks like she eats boiled peanuts
>>147113488Never said she wasn't but still was the best girl and scott did her super dirty and basically used and abused the poor girl.
>>147111919I imagine Roxie speaks poor japanese but has a good singing voice ruined by her being bad at pronunciation
>>147113488She turned 18 in book six.
>>147082519>Makes out with Knives>Makes out with Roxie>Probably made out with RamonaWhy is Kim such a slut?
>>147093680>One year ago todayHow flies time
>>147114041>Part of my greens made it into the screencapGood times.
>>147079251I'd put her on a diet
>>147114391You monster.
>>147095373Requesting roxie like this.
>>147095373requesting Roxie in a frilly feminine dress
>>147095373If you're still open to requests. How about an angry Roxie crushing Ramona into oblivion with her fat ass.
>>147095373This meme, but scott and roxie.
>>147105345He knows her weak point.
>>147114041Yep I'm shocked too that was when I started my goal of drawing every day lol.
>>147105345Only in the movie. In the comic he just slices her in half with a samurai sword.
>>147105716What would Roxie's parents be like? strict parents? hippies? disappointed in their daughter?
>>147115585One of them doesn't talk to her, literally. As a full-blooded ninja, one of her parents simply don't talk.
>>147115653probably her father.
Delicious dyke feet
>>147079251I forever associate her with hamster dance nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A
>>147116437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktH_gh9tkbQ
>>147116390Haha
>>147115585Oh i know her dad
LETROXIEFUCKGIRLS
>>147095373Roxie on a throne with as many of the other girls as possible for her arm-candy. Because she deserves them.
>>147095373The girls pretty meme, with Roxie as the one being interviewed.
>>147118402Wesker?
>>147109023
>>147095373Scott needs a job, if I remember correctly he was a somewhat good cook, and likes to cook, from the comics. Scott cooking for Roxie
>>147120063>Scott cooking for Roxie>roxie eats scott's food.>scott is happy.>roxie is happy.It's a win-win.
>>147120297>Scott gets into culinary >Roxie is just glad for the free foodHow long until Roxie abuses this?
>>147120063My mother said that there is no greater happiness for a woman than for a man to feed her.
>>147120313Surely she started abusing him every time she got pregnant.
>>147079251I still like the idea that Scott is her straight-exception because she warms up to him and eventually sees him as a close-friend and pretty much an honorary woman.
>>147120393>Scooooottt! I need that one dish again....the one with the steak....>We're out of steak....how about that one dish with the bea->Yes to anything! I'm hungry!Scott will finally know what's it like to be Wallace.
>>147080565the lines under her eyes really do it for me.
>>147119677>Wesker
>>147081783Ramona only allowed Roxie to eat her out. That's partially why she was so heartbroken
>>147081916>>147082246I could see Roxy going for Knives. 1/3 of all the people Knives kissed were women and Roxy could be the one to bring it back to 50/50
>>147082387If we're measuring being gay on a 0-100 scale, I could see Roxy being 85% gay but that 15% is for Scott and Scott-like guys. The reverse case of Todd Ingram
>>147088150>>147091109I need the Roxy version of this DAR comic
>>147089240they can be buddies who have sex and cuddle from time to time.
>>147089284>>147089323>>147089342Roxy needs to recreate this scene but where she pulls Stacey away from her male date.
>>147095373what would a Roxie and Scott child be like anyway? how good would this kid be at fighting?
>>147098297>>147082519I always found it funny that pretty much the only people who hated the scene were straight terminally online women. men liked it and wlw liked it.
>>147107025>this was the moment where Knives fully became enamored with Roxanne Richter.Knives is going to date a bunch of Roxy looking girls in college, just to chase that high again.
>>147110181she's an artist who likes manga and identifies as lgbt, so it tracks
>>147111919The Jentry Chau theme song
>>147114016Kim is the embodiment of a repressed bisexual and her low self-esteem really adds to her slutty tendencies. She banged Scott in the backseat of a car in Canadian winter as a teen and nearly had a threesome with Scott and Ramona in book 5.
>>147083954I think Scott would let her peg him (and she does), though I think Roxy lowkey prefers to be the submissive in any relationship
>>147120796Wallace is a bitch
>>147106173I'm glad to know that Roxie got back into shape after relapsing at McDonald's for the 3rd time.
>>147120819>Scott's natural talent + Roxie's ninja skills.The child will be unstoppable if trained properly.
>>147107814>You said you were gonna wear something nice to our book award thing.>I am nice.
>>147120052CUTE!
What is Roxie's relationship with Scott's parents like?
>>147121616Nice, Scott is still adorable even as an old man.Roxie look hot
>>147121616this Anon does the work of the gods, great work.>>147121692A nice relationship, because Scott's parents are nice.Have you noticed that Scott's mother looks like Kim?
>>147121143he's the top bitch
>>147121692>>147121920Roxie's life is a lot more set and successful than Scott's at that point in the series, so they'd probably get along with him pretty well.
>>147122093I meant "her"...they'd probably get along well with her.
>>147121616Nice & hot.
>>147122093>>147122106
>>147121616beautiful art, do you have an account to follow or an artist name to add to the booru?
>>147121616Cute art
>>147114016>canadian bisexualBody count should unironically be in the hundreds
>>147082519This was such a 2012 style lewd fanservice shot I was honestly shocked when I first watched it.
>>147121202she needs a kale shake
>>147086720>Giant pupils in Scott pilgrim feel wrongno
>>147122395Cpt-Pop
>>147123119ok, I already edited it with your name.
>>147122093>Roxie's life is a bit more put together than Scott>Girl can travel to Canada and back home, so whatever her job is, she can afford to travel for a weekend if not longer>Scott's parents see as a nice enough girl, she can be a bit rough around the edges with her temper and demeanor, but she did say she was from America. Overall she seems like a decent women making her way through life>If Scott is just gonna be her roommate, they at least know he's rooming with someone who can take care of themselves, and isn't gonna kill him in his sleep, alot of weirdos out there>If Scott is dating her, or then it's pretty clear their son isn't wearing the pants in the relationship, and he's probably gonna end up being her househusband at this rate, their boy can cook, and the easiest way to anybody's heart is through their stomach. Never really thought their boy would turn out that way, but hey, at least he's with someone>Either way, Scott is Roxie's bitch.
How is this worthless porn thread still up?
>>147123491It's the power of the fans and also, have you seen the rest of the board?
>>147123511I also wish those worthless porn threads would go away too. We need to stop paying the jannies until they do their job.
>>147079251I don't even watch this show and yet Roxie is like crack to me
>>147123989roxie is so cute.
>>147106173>>147121202>Year 20XX>Old Roxie Richter.>Ex-half ninja, ex-girlfriend of Ramona Flowers, ex-relevant.>Now just a shadow of her former self.>Walking out of a McDonald’s with three bags of fast food, trying to >ignore a teenager yelling:>“Did that lady really order three McCombos for herself?”>As if the judgment in the mirror wasn’t already enough.>On my way back to my apartment.>I hear weird noises across the street.>It’s Old Scott Pilgrim, the biggest idiot I’ve ever met.>He’s wearing ripped denim shorts and hand wraps, yelling “KIAI!” while punching a tree.>Why is he still alive? Why is he still doing this?>Curiosity.>I decide to follow him from a safe distance.>He walks into a neighborhood even more depressing than mine.>Enters a house that looks like it was built entirely out of garbage.>I knock on the door.>He opens, sweaty and with a poorly tied bandage on his forehead.>“Roxie? What are you doing here? Did you come to make fun of me or something?”>I tell him I saw him in the street, and I got curious.>He invites me in.>Scott’s house:>It looks like a temple of failure.>Motivational posters like “It’s Never Too Late to Be Your Best Self,” taped to the walls.>A list titled Scott Pilgrim’s Mistakes: #1: “Ramona Flowers” #2: “Fighting Ramona’s Exes” #3: “Everything Else.”>He explains his master plan:>Train until he becomes Even Old Scott.>Build a time machine out of scrap.>Travel back in time and stop Young Scott from wasting his life with Ramona and ruining everything.>“It’s like… what’s it called? Terminator? But cooler.”>I can’t help but laugh.
>>147125292>I go back to my apartment.>I look at myself in the mirror.>I see a version of me Ramona would’ve never found cool.>I’m a caricature of my former self.>I think: “If that idiot has a plan, why don’t I?”>The next day, I return to Scott’s house.>I tell him I want to train with him.>“Seriously? Like, seriously-seriously?”>I tell him that if he’s going to become Even Old Scott, I’ll become Even Old Roxie.>Training begins:>At first, we’re a disaster.>Scott tries to do push-ups and looks like he’s about to break his back.>I try a spinning kick and land flat on my face.>But we keep going.>Days turn into weeks. Weeks into months.>Years later.>I am Even Old Roxie.>Slimmer than I ever was in my prime, taller, wearing an outfit that looks straight out of a fighting game.>Scott’s changed too: more muscular, but still an idiot.>He still looks ridiculous in ripped denim shorts and bandages everywhere.>We fight together.>We act like a cranky old married couple.>“Scott, if you’re going to punch that guy, at least do it right.”>“Roxie, can you stop criticizing every move I make? You’re worse than my grandma!”>We set off.>We’re ready to ruin the past and reshape it in our image.>Even Old Scott and Even Old Roxie.>The most dangerous villains of all time.
>>147116437>>147116448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vPwal8_HsQ
>>147125299>>147125292https://youtu.be/1Lb3MTlIrC4
choose your poison:>teen ninja or chubby half ninja.>but remember, the other one will try to kill you.
>>147125747>the other one will try to kill you.I feel like Knives might actually do it with Roxy isn't actually trying that hard so I would be obligated to pick her.
>>147125747one of the best things SPTO did was give Knives a cute new outfit and hairstyle.>choose your poisonwell, Knives tried to kill Ramona yet failed. Roxy could easily kill you in subspace, and has tried to do so. If Knives tries to kill me, I might survive
>>147125747To break it down in a weird wayRoxie is like a tank, she can take the hits, and deal damage at the same time, but the movie says she's got an Achille's heel, and Scott was able to beat her with one sword swing during their showdown in the comic. I'd be screwed regardless though, seeing as she's stupid strong.Knives can't really take too many hits, she got her highlights punched out with one punch, and got beat by Ramona twice. She is good with her speed and stamina, so I'd be in trouble if she tried to kill me at a distance, or went to hit me at the start and then jumped away to get some distance. It's not impossible, but my chances of surviving against Knives are higher.
>>147125747I choose roxie, but only out of patriotism!
>>147125747the thrill of dicking a dyke into heterosexuality is too wonderful to miss out on.
>>147125747I pick Knives, and Roxy can’t kill me because I’m awesome
>>147079251Isn't she too fat to be a ninja?
>>147126426She is half ninja, it is never explained why, maybe she is half Asian and that makes her half ninja or she left ninja school.
>>147126488Her parents were both half ninja
>>147123354>Scott "the house husband" Pilgrim>Roxie "I get free food" Richter
>>147079251Best movie theme
>>147126735it works out too well not to be canon
>>147079421>Instant lostMy favorite tag
>>147095373The best outcome. Scott and Roxie getting drunk, fucking like animals, and Roxie realizing she's never cum harder.Then she realizes she's pregnant, and can't help herself from grinding Scott's pelvis into dust.
>>147126735Would Roxie take Scotts last name, or would she force him to take hers?
>>147127614>Roxanne Pilgrim.>Scott W. Richter.Both names sound good, but it depends on who wants the right to choose their children's name.
>>147127614Roxie would definitely take his because hearing Roxie Pilgrim secretly makes her weak in the knees
>>147127614It depends on how attached Roxie is to her family and how much respect she has for the family name.Assuming that Roxie's parents are ninjas, you could say that they are cold and distant people.
>>147127614Scott holds all of Roxie's food.What do you think?
>>147128123Good point.
>>147125747Teen ninjaPlus you can always make a teen ninja into a chubby ninja if you want that later
I want to sodomize Knives
>>147120313>>147120393>>147120597let Roxie eat all the sausages she wants!
>>147079251Any ryona of her?
>>147128908
>>147129555NICE
>>147128782Lol.
>>147087271Holy cow I hope you have a social media with your face attached to it
>>147091715Why you would ever be compelled to draw this as if it adds anything of value is beyond me
>>147095373Roxie and Kim, dancing, in a suit and a dress respectively.
>>147131012Gay
Who's the shortest Scott Pilgrim character?
>>147114776It'll be a little while before I set up the Newgrounds, but I'll call myself 'looseendmoose' if you'd like to add an artist name.
>>147095831>>147090633I'll get around to the other requests in the thread posted as well, but I probably won't get them done before it closes. They're on a spreadsheet and I'm working my way down.
>>147079251>Fat manhating bulldykeAt a certain point, usually after meeting the above.You just realize you were brainwashed from childhood to like lesbians Then after meeting and dealing with them, you realize their all fucking gross losers not even worth wasting a breath on let alone fucking.
>>147131821Canonically the shortest character is Scott's mother.
>>147132249>>147132276Bless you, anon.
>>147132249thank you!>but I'll call myself 'looseendmoose' if you'd like to add an artist name.ok, I will add you as an artist in the booru, every time you upload a drawing here, we will upload it with your name.
>>147132249Hot.>>147132276Cute and pure.
>>147131821Knives is pretty short, to the point she's the shortest in the group even when she's wearing boots or heels
>>147079251Made to be turned straight through rough dicking and proper care and affection.
>>147126684Wouldn't that make Roxie a complete ninja or a complete normie?>>147132249>>147132276Nice.
>>147120852>men liked itAre you for real? Nothing triggers "men" on the internet more than lesbians now. The cultural heel turn that the average chud took on lesbians was fucking hilarious, but in hindsight I suppose it should have been predictable; of course men would stop finding lesbians hot once the realized that women were being lesbians for their own pleasure and not just for turning men on. Very fragile people, men.
>>147101175>*scott and roxie are walking on the beach together*>scott: "hey roxie, aren't you planning on taking off your sweatshirt?">*roxie's face begins to turn red and she looks away*>roxie: "I'm wearing an old bikini that I bought a few years ago">scott: "so? what's the problem?">roxie: "it-it's just that the bikini shrank a little">scott: "huh?"
>>147133182>*scott convinced roxie to take off her sweatshirt*
>>147133115>of course men would stop finding lesbians hot once the realized that women were being lesbians for their own pleasure and not just for turning men on. Very fragile people, men.This why we hate you and every single piece of media with dykes. Comics, cartoon, music, tv, movies, video games, even porn, is failing fucking miserably.And no. Men aren't going to take the bait by attacking our manhood or appealing to our empathy. You dykes have fun in your ghetto. PS the men pretending to find you hot online are your fellow dykes LARPing as men and scumbags that can barely be called "men". Both of which are bottom of the barrel trash that the men you need hate almost as much as you. Have fun.
How to cheer her up after getting dumped by Ramona?
>>147133630
>>147133667alternatively
>>147133630I would hug her and feed her.
>>147133630take her to White Castle
>>147133115>>147120852Transbian moment
>>147122093>>147123354Roxie wears the pants in the relationship.
>>147132276I love that you appreciate how well knocked up Roxie works with Scott.You're a true anon of taste, keep up the damn fine work.
>>147132249Finally, a name to attribute to this fantastic art.Tell me, what other things do you like to draw?
>>147121920>>147121692>Boys date their mother.
It would be funny if Roxie kept calling Scott "Pilgrim" even after years of being together.and she only calls him scott in intimate moments.
>>147134243>i have the dick, so i make the rules.Kek
>>147132276Cute.
>>147135046>”God Damnit Scott Pilgrim! Where the hell is our dinner?! I’m eating for two here, and I’m starving! Are you trying to kill two with one stone?!”>”No, your bass skills are good Scott. Your singing sucks though…No, do it again, I like it.”>”…Hey Scott, I don’t look THAT fat right?”>”Scott I told you to wear something nice! Yes I know it’s *only* Ramona’s birthday! I want to rub it in her face that I won and she didn’t! YES I’m talking about you dumbass!”>”Come on! Think about it! Scott W Ritcher. It’s got a nice ring to it. Our kids get to have a good last name. Only I get to call you Pilgrim from now on! Everybody wins!”
>>147092191>Scott: do you know katamari?>Roxie: are you talking about the game where you make a giant ball with the things you find along the way?>Scott: did you know that the protagonist is the son of the king of the universe?
Their first meeting is fun.Scott punches Roxie in the boob, then Roxie tries to sound serious and edgy, but quickly becomes embarrassed when she realizes what she's saying doesn't make sense.
>>147137865
>>147132342cuteness
Roxie has a self-esteem problem, we should talk about that.
>>147138788with her parents.>parents: "do you want to be a ninja? LoL"at her school.>teacher: "do you want to be an artist? LoL"with ramona>ramona: "do you want me to be your girlfriend? LoL"with evil ex-boyfriends.>gideon: "do you want to be an evil ex-boyfriend? LoL"with scott.>scott: "you're cool"
Roxie surely is a jealous girlfriend.>roxie: who was that red-haired girl you talked to in the supermarket?!>scott: who? Maya the girl with the free samples?>roxie: DO YOU KNOW HER NAME?!
>>147139478>Roxie surely is a jealous girlfriend.I mean, she's a jealous ex so it track
Chibi scott & chibi roxie
>>147079251Built for big cock correction rape
>>147082519>No pleasure from tonguing100 percent straight
>>147127614Each wants the other to take their last name. As a compromise, Roxie takes Scott’s and Scott takes Roxie’s.
>>147137865It's curious that this is the only media I know where a girl received a blow to the boob.
>>147139999It sounds like a legal nightmare.
>>147079251she is bi-FURIOUS!
>>147096800>roxie: "see Pilgrim? Japanese food is the best, you should learn to make ramen"
>>147095373Requesting Roxie scott au where they meet and become bros before the ramona stuff. Just them meeting in a bar or hang out her complimenting his band and scott compliments her art they instantly become besties.
>>147120564or lesbians are just fickle
>>147138788We talked about this in the scott roxie alt timeline greens. Basically playing on the fact roxie and scott would be good friends but are different but similar. Roxie has a lot to prove but is a bit of a fool, while scott doesn't care but thinks he's the mc which he is. Be fun to see their contrast and similar personality traits bouncing off each other.
>>147137865I've heard of guys puking after getting hit in the balls but do boobs work the same?
>>147082519>>147120796I like the idea that Roxy is a fem-Wallace with a deceptively good amount of pull, it's not talked about enough how Ramona went through her own version of Lisa's "maybe we should" and completely crumbled. You also have her facemashing Kim in the anime, and she was about to get Holly in on the Richter charm before being told to leave.
>you will never blow raspberries on Roxy's stomach
>>147140501
Bunny!
>>147139956Is this official? Where are all these extra comics coming from?
>>147140999No, it just feels like getting hit in the chest.
>>147135046>Roxie discovers she has a breeding fetish>Scott finds out as well when she calls him by his first name while she begs him to get her pregnant>He's never busted so hard in his life
>>147079251Rox in the Sox.
>>147139114Why I loved the canon re writers of scott with roxie coming to Canada early. He'd 100% be her best bro and he'd relate, she'd probably be a better artist because of such a small interaction>Roxie at a bar after a Sex bob-omb concert>Scott walks up to the bar stool by her>Scott orders a drink they get the same one>S: Hey we twins *he says with a toothy smile*>Roxie scowls at the random guy>R: Listen buddy I'm not sober enough to deal with you or drunk enough to just kick your ass, so don't waste your time I'm a dyke>S: Woah that's hot, *he innocently states*>Roxie rolls her eyes at him>Roxie had had a terrible night she didn't have time for some annoying townie trying to "convert her or be her exception">She had tried to do a art event at this small art show at the club but it went poorly no one got her stuff. Some even calling her stuff culturally appropriation>That's when she noticed the guy by her with the long unkempt brown hair was wearing a poorly made band shirt>As scott was happily drinking next to her she decided to test her curosity>R: You a fan of that band that played today *she asked half heartedly as she to a swig of her drink*>Scott just chuckled as he scratched his head, before he could reply>R: I only noticed because shocked they have fans they were the worst of all the bands that played, I kind of get it. Happy at least they got 1 fan>S:*he chuckles* I'm not a fan I'm the leader of the band>Roxie almost dropped her drink, she cursed under her breath she hadn't been able to see the band well from the artist alley. She knew what it felt like to be shit on as a artist>R: .....S....sorr>Scott with a goofy smile>S: No worries I get it but one day we'll be big, got to start small and all that >Roxie was shocked for once the guy seemed a bit serious and determined>She tilts her glass towards him, scott is pleasantly surprised>She gives him a small smirk and they toast>"To artistic success">S:Whoa you're in a band too?
>>147144114>Roxie couldn't help but snicker at this golden retriever of a guy>R: No I'm a artist, I was part of the small gallery thing>Scott smacked his fist on his hand on his fist as if it all clicked>S: OH NICE! Can I see your stuff>Roxie was shocked by how loud and excited he was>R: u....uh thanks but I didn't do well so you probably won't want to see any of it>Scott shook his head furiously >S: No way, dude I got to see it now>Scott smirked a bit deviously>S: Or is it like lewd stuff, is it like yoko ono stuff tons of naked pics of girls? or nude art? >He puffs out his chest and exhales comedically>S: Well that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make, to support lgbt art>Roxie snorted almost coughing up her drink>R: D...Dude it's nothing like that haha just not that proud of it>Scott was confused, and turned his head slightly as if to understand>S: Why not? didn't you work hard on it?>Roxie's demeanor changed as she thought about today's gallery >R: I...it's just well>Roxie could get this guy, she decided to show him not like he'd like it she thought>She got up and ushered scott over to her stuff, as she looked at the gallery everyone else's stuff had at least sold slightly or had a few people by them but not hers>Roxie was a bit defeated looking at her section, she had come to Canada for a fresh start after h...h..her and the art scene but things were tough.>Her face was darkened out as she thought of all her recent failures after college "god" she thought "mom was right I'm a failure, this was just a childish dream no one would ever buy my shitty ar-">S:WHOA THIS IS TOTALLY EPIC!!!>Roxie was pulled from her spiral by Scott's loud exclaim>R: w...what!>S: Yeah you made it seem like it'd be bad bro, this is crazy good I can barely do the cool S. This is like the cool S times 100>S: I can see the cool japanese stuff mixed in like in the animes, and the mix of music. Man I totally love this
>Scott was like a golden retriever she could almost see his tail wagging as he looked at each of her pieces with bright eyes.>Roxie was a bit flustered by this, he's the first person to really like her stuff most didn't even get it>She couldn't get him, his band was booed and had things thrown at them. But here he is smiling and laughing praising her art>Roxie's lip quivered as she was trying to form the words and confidence to ask him why or if this was just him being nice then>R: w...w..h..->Before Roxie could get the words out>S: Hey how much for this?>He was super excited and beaming to get one of her pieces she used Kanji strokes and mixed in some reference to the Led zepplin cover art>R:u...uh w..what?>Scott rummaged in his pants for some cash>He hands her everything he had in his pockets, he scrambles through it to see how much he had>S:uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ok I've got a button, a old mint,2 quarters, 5 dimes, 67 pennies, 9 dollars and two and a half 5's oh, a holographic charizard, a old condom from HS and a 20 wow killer>S:Is that enough?>Roxie was a bit dumbfounded>Scott looked at her with genuine bright smile, it was almost as if he was a dog wagging his tail. Looking hopeful>R: s....so you have $40.67???>S: And half a 5 *he pouted a bit at the lack of mention*>Roxie took the crumpled cash and pocket junk, and scott took the painting>S: thanks so much bro, I know I'm probably lucky to get such great art for cheap your so talented you'll be to big so->Roxie rushed over with a bit of tears in her eyes and hugged scott>R: t...than.ks s..so much *she tried to hide her face in his chest as tears begin to stream down her cheeks*>Scott awkwardly looked around feeling people's eyes on them and not knowing what to do.>S:....u...uh t...there t..there *he said as he awkwardly pats her back and head*>R: I...I'..m s..sorry p..weas..e *sob* l..et me s..tay *whimper* l..like this a..s..sec>Scott and her stay like that a while until the club closes
>>147141361I think it's an extra, but I would have to check.
Fuck Roxie
I want to fuck kim!t. Kimanon
>>147144114>Some even calling her stuff culturally appropriationTo be fair, as far as we know, the only notable feature of the Asians in this series are the dot-shaped eyes.
>>147144429traitor!
>>147079251She is literally me
>>147145053Sorry I just love my redhead waifu
>>147144114>>147144120>>147144129a beautiful origin story, thanks for sharing.
>>147145101blondes are superior.
>>147145304Cool story bro. Except I actually have a blonde waifu.
>>147145504Repent of your sins kimfag!
>>147145879What sins? I guess being a haremfag is controversial amongs some waifufags. So I guess that is that. Unless it's posting kim in a scott pilgrim thread.
>>147145947>haremfagyou disgust me, you have to swear allegiance to only one waifu.
>>147140501>>147141165>Roxie just makes Scott cook more of her favorite foodScott has to say no eventually, right? That ain't healthy.
>>147146107I'll fight you to death over my waifs.
>>147146128>scott: "uh... roxie, I think you should eat healthier...">roxie: *sniff* "are you calling me fa-fat?"
>>147146230Scott should grope hed
>>147146268*her
>>147144762Yeah but she has blonde hair which is very rare in halfas. So she probably presents/looks more western >>147145127Thanks just wanted to add something before the thread ended. Also I really liked the concept from a rewrite/au stand point. I do like the dumb little ship but honestly something special about no sexo and little jokes just focusing on two broken losers being best bros.I also was gonna mention it but didn't have the space but the true ending was a joke about scott telling roxie she could crash with him. Then cut to Wallace being confused how scott could just offer up his place to a person when he doesn't pay rent.
>>147146338>Then cut to Wallace being confused how scott could just offer up his place to a person when he doesn't pay rent.Typical Scott.
>>147146364Really is he views wallace as the weirdo kek, the most ooc thing in my green is that he actually would buy the painting. Especially trading a holographic charizard, but was also gonna touch on how scott's band gets boo'd or no love but he keeps going because well scott is naive but passionate. Which helps roxie get a bit more confidence to keep trying as a starving artist.
>>147079251Kind of depressing how little faith American companies have in themselves where they have to advertise their shows as anime
>>147146957It is an anime though...
>>147146135It's good to know that you accept your destiny.
>>147147579If I die you'll go with me!
Am I the only one kind of into Julie Powers after the anime?
>>147089323artist?
>>147147730then there will be two funerals.
>>147148460I want to bite her chunky tummy and lick her bellybutton nicely.
>>147148460Ok, so do you actually waifu roxie?
>>147148494I thought it was obvious.
>>147148146>Am I the only one kind of into Julie Powers after the anime?Yes, little simp
>>147148916Well. Would you roxie a good poke in the tummy?What about cooking her something?
>>147149044Yes, I would always cook for her.
>>147149217What would be her favorites?
slampiggy
>>147093458>>147111559>scene in the revival where GOB has bumbled his way into a marriage ceremony with Anne>that long pullback shot to reveal giant set of cut out letters spelling H E R ? hanging from the ceilingBest joke of the show
It was a good 6 days.
>>147149351
>>147150628why do you dress like a pig?!
>>147148205Yotomoe.
>>147150752Nice.
>>147150628A cute piggy
>>147148146Julie is better than Ramona
WIP
>>147152507https://youtu.be/CXRxRTW6nXg?si=xzQxnVTpDnBQfKlJ
>a horny Roxie tries sucking Scott's dick but has no idea how to properly do it>Scott has to help coach her and walk her through it despite being hardly any more knowledgeable about it himself
Cow Roxy > Pig Roxy
>>147148146The TB art put me on to her
>>147154282Ha i Requested that
>>147152867Damn nice, anon you really made kino. Shocked this fight never happened since Knives is a ninja too I guess.>I'll never let you touch my man you half breed
>>147154605How many exes did knives even meet?
>>147154439Good taste Anon. That was one of the few lewds of her for the longest time.She really does make a good hucow, literally built for breeding and milking
>>147155056Like 2>Roxie>Todd
>>147144429Who doesn't
>>147152867Good job
>>147155595The roxiefag?
Why the fuck does Scott's mom look like Kim?
>>147155831Because scotts father is based
>>147106173>>147121616Requesting Old Scott and old Roxie training and taking care of Kunai Still-Chau, as if she were their daughter.
>>147149934Roxie's thread will never die!
>>147156313
>>147155719you're right.
>>147125747Roxie.
>>147156374Roxie win.
>>147150752he's done so much to add to Scott Pilgrim art on this board, it's always refreshing when he draws a new piece (especially Roxy-Scott stuff).
>>147153310would they pull it off though?
>>147155831It explains why he went for Kim instead of Lisa
>>147153310she is a danger.>>147156489love can do everything.
Is Scott really good at cards or is he just cheating?
>Bryan has never canonically drawn Scott's O-faceI feel a little sad over that
Shy roxie.
>>147156785She is cute.
>>147156785>roxie: N-nyah!
What's the image limit on this board?
>>147157330It is between 200 to 300 images.
>>147157450So the image limit is higher than /vg/, while the bump limit is lower? Explain that.
>>147157516I don't know, I don't make the rules, I'm just here for Roxie.
>>147157516Storytime threads where there's loads of images are a staple of this board. Meanwhile /v/ is theoretically more discussion based>>147156590Neither, he's just lucky
>>147156785Why is she so nervous?
>>147156590>kim: "damn, I can't read his stupid face"
>>147158326>*scott's face*
>>147157450How many images do you have of roxie?
>>147158688the necessary images.
>>147158782That's good. Do you think roxie makes a good wife?
>>147158982>Do you think roxie makes a good wife?Yes, an eccentric wife, but a good wife.
>>147158982The best wife.
>>147159379She has pigtails. Show her they way of making noodles from a coffee machine
>>147159733>Show her they way of making noodles from a coffee machineWhat???
>>147159988https://www.wikihow.life/Make-Ramen-Noodles-Using-a-Coffee-Maker
>>147160066Oh...
>>147160280How much oh is it
>>147144114>>147144120>>147144129Nice work, greens don’t get enough appreciation compared to art.
>>147159725cow tits or pig tits?
>>147161590Thanks happy you liked it, maybe I'll do some art well next time probably but we should keep these regular again last year jan they got popular why not give it a come back.But yee was just having fun with the scott met roxie first story shift idea
>>147162052How regular should we be?
>>147154291Terabytes of Julie art? Wow I'm impressed!
>>147123003>such a 2012 style lewd fanservice shothow so? what's "2012" about it?
>>147156094>after knives and stephen died in a mysterious explosion in the building of their record label Still-Chau.>old scott and old roxie adopt the teenager Kunai.>although both are not in a good financial condition and their house is more of a shack.>Both of them will try to take care of Kunai until she turns 18 and inherits her parents' company.>kunai tries to be positive while trying to survive her new guardians and the dangerous world of music.
>>147152867Now in glorious Technicolor(TM)
>>147162104Eh I say how ever the market demands, but never more than once a week honestly maybe every few weeks is best to often and it dies off
>>147162702Nice.>>147162734Seems fair, if the thread dies, we'll see each other again next week.
>>147106173Requesting old scott and old roxie drinking.
good night true believers
>>147079251she's definitely not aa spitter
>>147156527>chastity beltkino
>>147079251cute chubster~
>>147156527Chastity belt roxy is a hot concept.>>147162849Welp that sounds good again no rush eitherway. But hope it's just as good
it's over
Roxy is one foxy lady
>>147079421Women would never lose to cock
>>147167056lies
