Would Helluva Boss be nearly as popular with the sexes flipped?
>>147089790But then Stella would be a dude :(
>>147089801I see this as an absolute win.
>>147089790It would make my dick even harder.
Human Andy when?
>>147090250Humandy?
>>147089790Yes.
Loona's musky knot.
>>147089790Ohhhh… this is going to be AN EVEN BETTER thread
>Crim boss>Fight through his mansion of goons, obviously But when you get to him, what would be better:>Surrounded by goons while he shoots at you like an assholeOr>He hired an elite hitman to kick your ass
>>147089790Maybe
>>147089790Shitzo and Stolass are already written like women so it wouldn't change much
>>147089790It’d still suck, but yuri has always more pull than yaoi/fujos.Nothing would change except the fanbase calling you a sexist AS WELL as a homophobe for saying the show sucks.
>>147089801Imagine showing Stella genuine attention and affection. It'd be the first time for her lol
Consider Loona still being female, but she just dresses and cuts her hair like Loono.
>>147090851Maybe if she had a MAN in her life that wasn't one of them QUEEROSEXUALS that took it up the BUTT instead of PLOWING HER CLOWAKA, maybe she'd have a better disposition.
>>147090851I want to fluster her and see her get mad not knowing how to handle this new experience while also trying her best to not lose this newfound emotion.
>>147090955>Stolas gets sick of her shit and curses Stella with the grimoire>she's now a man>"You always complained that you never had a MAN in your life, darling!~"
>>147089817god I need more art of fem butler imp
>>147090995>Stolas is still attracted to men at heart, turning him gay.>But he begins to drool, and grabs Stolas while huffing, puffing.>"I HAVE A DICK NOW, STOLAS." Comes a very hoity-toity if deep English voice.>"... I, uh-" Stammers Stolas.>"BEND. OVER."There's then like, a five minute montage from various angles of Stella buttfucking Stolas into oblivion, to the point his mind breaks and he's left twitching and oozing cum from every single hole. Using the last will he has, he turns Stella back into a woman, to which she fusses and kicks him for. She wanted to go break his little imp!
>>147091097Gimmie art of the main guy and I'll doodle him up.
>>147090455>Shootout with Crimson's goons >Beat every last one of 'em.>Then you have to face The Champ of Old Wrath, and his main squeezes Lucille and Debby.>Those are the names of his knuckle dusters.
>>147091241NTA but I think it's this guy right?
>Octavia focuses on the magely aspect of magic while Anon's more of a front-lining all-rounderImagine the unstoppable duo...
If you decided to bond with Stolas, and hang out, what would you do?Also>Enter room>He's wearing his robe, but undressed, cock hanging out, clearly expecting Blitzo, VIOLENTLY flustered that you came in at the wrong time>What do you do?
>>147091292Yeah, that's him.I'll do it.
>>147091356Three options>"Should I come back later?">"Need a third?">point at his dick and laugh
>>147091356>"I helped raise barn owls, want a treat?"
>>147091356Beat him to a pulp for being a faggot like the good ol days.
>>147091321>The pure arcanist vs the battlemage>>147091356>"You may want some ice for that."
>>147091321>Anon uses magic fists to beat down any close range threats>Octavia uses long range magic to take out distant targets and tard guard him
I can, and will, buttfuck Octavia.
I can, and will, wed Loona.
I can, and will, impregnate Stella.
I can, and will, draw.After my dinner.
I can, and will, come up with something funny to add.
If there is a cock there is a willI will impregnate stolas
I can, and will, make Stella push out eggs.
I can, and will, cook Stella some eggs.
I can, and will, adopt with Loona.
>>147089790Genderswapped Stolas really reminds me of some character in like a Video Game or something that I know but can't really put my finger on whom even though it's probably not Charlie from Don't Starve or a Character from Wayforward game or even a Pokemon Gym Leader/citizen of a specific Region.
Gentlemen.This, is a bucket.
>>147090871>rolls her eyes seeing Millie fuss with her makeup>"That's why I don't fucking bother, saves so much time...">"Bet you'd look cute if you did, though.">she blushes>"Y-you think so?"
>>147089790Why can't you faggots ever just be happy with the sexes things were created as?
>>147091611Dear god...
>>147091630There’s more
>>147091647No!
I was having fun with helluva chatbots but then I watched the show and realized they were all terribly out of character
>>147089790So it's true that not even gays, the actuals fags didn't liked the christmas episode?
>>147089801>But then Stella would be a dude :(He'd be the male self insert
>>147091617It's fun to imagine.
>>147091617Because we like to use our imaginations
I wanna kiss Loona and Loono.
Honey-flavored cum
>>147091373thank you anon.
>>147091508>I can, and will, wed Loona.
taking loona to an amusement park and smooching on the ferris wheel
The only genderswap I disagree on is Moxxie and MillieEveryone else would be a massive improvement
>>147092365Ah but imagine.Fem! Moxxie. Could even keep the name, or call her Foxxie.
>>147092331Yes.
>>147092385Or you could call her Mitzy.
>>147092402oh shit nice
>>147092385Maybe it could work, but male Millie just seems wrong
>>147092365>>147092385>>147092433Does Millerd become Mpreg with Moxxine's baby?
>>147092442Male Millie just becomes a farmboy chad. A lot of the humor comes from M&M having reversed gender dynamics but if you genderbend them they just become a standard couple. Honestly not a bad thing, femMoxxie would be a cutie.
>>147092470>turns out imp reproduction works the same as fairies
>>147092476That's my probably with it. The two of them become different charactersMeanwhile you can swap everyone else and it doesn't really change anything
>>147092433Or you can call her pocket pussy.>>147092470No, its Moxxie\Foxxie this time.To keep it from being gay and getting the Alphabet people involved, whoevers a lady gets knocked up.
Funny enough, male Loona and female Moxxie might make an even cuter couple than their canon counterparts. Something about the straight-laced girl getting with the bad boy.Still would prefer if Millie/Miller didn't get cucked.
>>147092581>straight-laced girl getting with the bad boymost tired trope of all time
>>147092594If I haven't seen it, its new to me.
>>147092594ThisLitterally any other combo is less overused.
>>147092546>Or you can call her pocket pussy.Only in bed.
>>147092642dipshit + bad girlsecretly dork + dorkit's Anon and Loona
>>147092476>Male! Millie's parents are traditional people, strong country folk. They don't like their only boy being hitched to some city-slicker.>That whole Harvest Moon festival remains the same, plotwise. Only difference is Striker's a lady and flirts heavily with Moxxie.>Ontop of that, Striker's voice is either Lucy Lawless or Reba.
>>147092655Anon and Loona both being turbo spergs made the romance even cuter.>>147092657>Only difference is Striker's a lady and flirts heavily with Moxxie.Wait but wouldn't she flirt with Miller? Unless...
>>147092695Sorry, brain fart. Flirt with Miller.*
>>147092657>Fem!Striker
Hmm. Genderbent Chaz.>Shark Girl with an "Ultra Tight" Vagina whose always moist and DTP(Down To Plow).
>>147092704Lesbian Striker...Nah, flirting with Miller is hotter.
>>147089790It would have been way more popular.
>>147092721R63 Chaz would be a complete bimbo and nympho. You'd have to pry her off your dick with a crowbar.Unfortunately she'd probably also be terrified of commitment and would sell you out for a pack of cigarettes.
>>147090967>she meets this with a barrage of insults>"Alright, I'll stop.">"Do not stop."
>>147092768>Get Chaz pregnant.>Shes overwhelmed with emotion and doesn't know if she wants to kill you, kill it, or lock you down into marriage.
>caring about the syphilitic whore while Octavia exists
>>147092801Pilot's noncanon.
This is why Skibidi Toilet won.
>>147092786Much as I would like to say pregnancy would make her change her ways, I'm not so sure. There's only one thing you can count on with Chaz, and it's that you can't count on him/her.Would be a sweet lay though.
>>147090798Charlie Dompler would NEVER partake in the devil's lettuce
>>147092862Dude she would be the neediest bitch you ever saw.Hormones raging.Demanding meat and pickles here.A hug there.Leave her the fuck alone.To leglocking you and telling you to pump more babies into her, so that the one growing could eat them because remember, shes a Shark. They do that.
>>147092848Skibidi Dop Dop Dop YES YES
>>147092897>To leglocking you and telling you to pump more babies into her, so that the one growing could eat them because remember, shes a Shark. They do that.
>>147092898Heretic. Your existence is now outdated, they are impure. The Holiest of Skibidi will now come raining down from the STARS! You will pay for your rebellion.
>>147092906It gets worst man.You take Fem! Chaz to tthe Doctor at the start of the pregnancy, and you two learn you're going to have Octuplets. You're gobsmacked but she tells you not to worry, and you're like, oh sure you say that now, but I gotta get a job that can feed ten mouths. During the months she grows big but the belly is active, and every check up you learn that you're losing a lil one, until two are left. The delivery comes, and you rush her to the hospital.. Shes grabbing your hand, almost breaking it as she screams and tells you that you fucked up, and you're gonna pay. Yknow, the standard bits. Just as she pushes for the last time, you hear a cry. But only one. Your son is born, chewing on the remains of his sister. You, and the doctors, are horrified, but Chaz is so overwhelmed she's happy to craddle this little monster you two created.
>>147092768Wow so shes a regular human woman.
>>147092950... I might need a break from these threads.
>>147092976Don't fuck a Shark Bitch is all I'm saying.
>>147092897>>147092950
>>147092950abominable
>>147092976>>147093067>>147093163Why are you fags acting like that wouldn't be hot as shit?
>>147093202I didn't write that to be hot, I wrote that to be horrific.Because this is Hell.And Hell is horrifying.
>>147092402>image of Ryan Gosling having a breakdown
>>147093237>horror writing mistaken as fetish materialMany such cases!
>>147093237...i got some thinking to do
>>147092950Wouldn’t she get periods during the pregnancy or something? I don’t know much about Shark pregnancy but if fem Chaz has a a more human-like reproductive system, all that blood and stuff from the feasting within the womb gotta go somewhere
>>147093280I'm giving you a hug anon. Go figure that out. You'll be okay.
>>147093308That is if she had a more Human reproductive system. Based on Blitzo mentioning a Cloaka, its safe to assume the animal hellborn have systems similar to their real life counterparts. That would mean she'd have a Shark's reproduction.
>woman on woman abuseRealistic>abusive mob matriarchNice change of pace>woman who is a gun nutHot>miller is a chad farmer who gets hit on all the time but is absolutely faithful to wifeBased>sensual touching and purring is replaced with pinning to the desk and growlingHot>anal king to anal queenHot>cringe breakdown when finding out pregnant is replaced with a happy woman telling her husband and he's panicking about being a dadBased>female to male brotherLess cringe than mtf tranny, and all the merchandise involves "his" tight ass and abs>happy campers becomes relateable to womenStill shit episode, thoughHonestly I don't think there's a downsize to genderswapped M&Ms.
>>147092877Charlie vapes he absolutely would
>>147093362The only downside would be the voices. Should they remain, and just swap them around?
>>147093308Imagine eating out fem Chaz only for blood and flesh to start squirting out
>>147093414Don't you start.
I'm not gay, but if it's guy loona I'd be 30% gay for himI'd make out with him and give him a handjob maybe suck him off and swallow but no butt stuff that's too gay
>>147093414That’s just eating your own cum out of your wife’s pussy with extra steps…
>>147093414Not again.
>>147093521That sounds closer to 65% gay, anon. Me too.
>>147093521Ah fuck, you reminded me of that one green I was going to write.
The Ascended call to us all. Reject your humanity. Become one with the holiest of Skibidi.
>>147089790Not a shot
>>147093592Its my autism and I get to choose the Zoomer Mindmelt schlop to have a strange engrossment with for five to ten years, and I choose the semi-religious gay demon show.
>>147093585You know I was wondering how that was going. You usually write fun greens.
>>147092898>>147092948>>147093592Skibidi Technofascism and associated religion honestly goes so hard and so deep. We are so shit as a species, might as well become a toilet.
>>147093608Just been busy with holidays and all. My next college course starts soon, and just feeling a bit in a rut.I’ve got some time tomorrow that I’ll get a good chunk of it done though.
>>147092365Male Millie x Fem Moxie is a psycho country boy taming the city slicker daughter of a mafia mistress, holy fuck that is hot
>>147093622Becoming a toilet to flush away our sins… doesn’t sound too bad I reckon
>>147093637It's all good dude, I'm still getting back into my usual routine since the holidays ended. Best of luck.
>>147093405Swapped of courseMillie already sounds cute when she's chipper so it's an easy transfer without the accent.I don't know how a genuine southern accent sounds from Horvitz sounds, though.
>>147093521The first part is fine but the 2nd? Super duper gay bro and I totally would too. All the way in fact.
>>147093675Oh fuck Male Millie is so sexy holy shit, could just imagine him swinging his arms around his autistic wife.
Look I ain't gay, I think, but if Millie was a Miller I'd kiss 'em. Hell, I'd even kill Loono. But only if he was in Human form. I ain't ready to have a gay experience with no furry.
>>147093778Kill or kiss?
>>147092724How about she flirts with both
>>147092721Still a bisexual slut tho
>>147091423Never thought I'd see Grim Dawn here of all places.
God, imagine laying your head on her lap as she gently songs about how she loves you.
>>147093793Sorry, kiss. Was listening to a song and heard that lyric as it typed.
>>147091266Reminds me...https://youtu.be/xdqT2ryvfgs?si=ZYa7t2fUMqV9oWuw&t=170
>>147093778>>147094139I'd kiss him too. Kinda hard to resist someone who looks that soft.
>>147094180Look at this Twink.I will obliterate his ass.
https://files.catbox.moe/6pkbfu.pngSince a male Loona fan got quints last thread, here's a simple drawing of both guy and girl Loona doing a swimsuit swap. Personally, I prefer lady Loona. Agreed?
>>147094238Shit dude, that's like, 1:1 what I would've requested if I got the quints. Damn that's hot, nicely done. Fuck, I love girls in swimtrunks...
That scene of Loona shaking her butt in Full Moon, but with Loono...
>>147094290Loono's ass isn't as nice, I'm sorry to say. His appeal is mostly his abs and chest. Loona's appeal is her ass and thighs. And paws.
I know she's not gender bent but Rita, the floating head cat-like demon woman.She's got a great ass, right?
>>147094238Good work! Though this is just me personally and not the person who requested, I would have preferred to see him a bit more feminine.I like femboys/traps.
>>147094551She's okay. Not a fan of her voice.
>>147092613NTA - fair enough, but please trust us that your ignorance is colossal in this matter. Just do it. Don't make me link TVTropes to prove otherwise, okay? Okay.
>>147094559I feel it. She sounds like shes five seconds away from talking about cheese.
>>147094590It's more that she's voiced by a straight up man that kills it for me.
>>147093482>>147093533Too late
>>147094563Okay, noted.
>>147093414>>147093524Nah bro this can be lazy sharkfin soup, just have her queef out the remains into a pot, add some water, salt, pepper, lemon, green onions, ginger, lettuce, onions sauce and you’re good to go. Chili sauce or peppers if you want to give it a kick.
>>147094827Onions, onions sauce*
>>147094856Fuck, forgot about the filter. Onions sauce*
>>147094888FUCK. Soisauce* whatever. I give up. I blame sharty for this
>>147094556Oh nobody requested, I just drew it anyway lol
>>147092950I'm not sure if this is more or less fucked up than the last thread that had that guy who wrote about moxxie eating his own fetus out of millie
>>147092306Anon and Loona would probably have to have 2 weddings, right? One on Earth so Anon's family could come, and one in hell for your hellborn peers. Imagine the difference in wedding gifts.
>>147094065I've been having a bit too much fun with it.>>147094088Mitzy is wife material. Hands down.
>>147094633She's voiced by a guy? Just thought the VA was Midwestern. Doesn't kill it for me in any case.
>>147094551>>147094559>>147094590>>147094633>>147096339I figured it was obvious. Kinda like the Linda Belcher/Dr Girlfriend (Dr Mrs The Monarch/Councilwoman) situation. Still not gonna touch the character myself.I'd really like more of that Karen client though.
>>147096631Still need to watch the episode. Im forcing myself to see the trial episode, in small bits at least.>Andrelphas yelling at Stella and going full peacock.>Shes unperturbed, yelling back, then sips her tea like nothing's wrong.God I love that woman. Her head is empty and she doesn't care.
>>147096656Bimbo bong birb wife 4 life.
>>147096697I'm telling you, if she got some dick she'd be a much nicer person. Not too nice, still a hoity toity king Kamehameha bitch, but a little bit. Now, back to Rita and her big butt.
>>147094238>Personally, I prefer lady Loona. Agreed?
>>147096339>She's voiced by a guy?Yeah. A drag queen.
>>147096941it does feel odd having to specify the normal version of the character
Loona finding the Loono stash is still hilarious to me.
>>147097499>"Did I ever tell you about the Spell That Makes You Gay mishap?"
>>147097499>>147097534>"It's not a story the Goetia would tell you."
>>147097534>>147097551>"Either way, I kicked the shit out of Stolas for it, don't worry."
>>147097534>>147097590>tfw I may or may not have had a confusing 'gay' dream earlier todayThough to be honest I couldn't figure out if it was gay or if my was subconscious telling me to be suspicious of gay shit.
>>147092948You will know retribution soon enough, for they are your pawns no longer.
>>147097676never trust the gay incursions in your psyche
How would Stolas look like if he were Black or Chinese?
>>147097727I didn't. The fruity asian cyborg getting me to go do karaoke very politely told me that it wasn't a date nor did anything actually happen between us beyond singing Dare as a duo.
>>147097754>"What is up my...hold on.">Stolas, in his Detroit "disguise" (which is basically just covering his human self in a bucket load of soot), whips out The Urban (TM) Dictionary.>Flips a few pages until he hits the 'N' section.>"What is up my disenfranchised negro bretheren?"Anyway, that's how the 2012 incident happened.
>>147093362>cringe breakdown when finding out pregnant is replaced with a happy woman telling her husband and he's panicking about being a dadIt'd also make more sense to not be a stupid cheating/abortion scenario>FemMoxxie finds out she's pregnant>Concern is about her Mob Family relations, not abortion/cheating/job/whatever>Miller gets told as a result, she trusts him>Still drama from Miller's reaction of being a father>When the babies born, get an episode of Mob v Cowboys when Moxxie's Mom tries to bring the baby into the businessIt'd be a better show for sure
>>147097590>"We still have to go have a serious conversation with him about Gay Shit spells."
>>147096084Would you prefer to watch your wife birthing a child that is eating its twin or would you rather eat out your pregnant wife, get a mouthful of miscarriage, think it's your own child at first, only to find out that it wasn't yours, that you got cheated on. Think about it anon.
>>147098299Neither. The fuck?
>>147097817>Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?
>>147097817I shudder to imagine what would bring Anon and Stolas to Detroit.
>>147098668Kek.>"I don't understand. I spoke the language, I dressed the part...">"I even ate two buckets of...*hurk!*...chicken!"
>>147098696They're meeting with Tyrone Jamal Kobe Williams Lincoln the Third, head Magus of the Gang of Magical Niggas.
How would your Sinner Self, or Sinsona, look like?
>Moxxie decides he's finally had enough of Loona eating his lunches>decides to spike it with as much spices as he possibly can>fills it with tons of ghost peppers and carolina reapers>cayenne peppers>dumps a whole bottle of hot sauce in there>stirs it up real good>next day, office goes to lunch>Loona grabs the salad labeled "Moxxie", opens it and takes one sniff>she wrinkles her nose and makes a face>places it in front of Moxxie>"Smells good, fatty. What'd you put in it?">"Uh--why don't you guzzle it down and find out? You know, like every day?">"Wouldn't dream of it... you're a growing boy," she says with an uncharacteristic smirk>"Wait am I fat or a growing boy--">Loona grabs his hand and places a fork in it>"Go ahead, fatty. Eat your lunch."
>>147098830>How would your Sinner Self, or Sinsona, look like?Dog nigga.
>turns out since hellhounds are from Gluttony, they can digest basically anything without getting ill>she idly tells you how she drank a blended phone and was fine>decide to test it>"Hey Loona, eat this.">she takes it out of your hand and eats it without a second thought>"Fuck was that?'>you hold up a sponge with a chunk of it missing>"Dude."
>>147098830>"Dude, is that your Sinsona? Cringe.">Agent 2 slaps Agent 1 across the cheek.>"YOU'RE CRINGE!"
>>147098837>He's from Greed but an imp at his core.>Can he survive the extreme heat that rivals the fires of Wrath itself? Or will he crumble into ash like a used-up sinner soul meant for the furnaces.>Only time will tell.--->Cut to a bathroom with Moxxie screaming and crying while Loona laughs her ass off from down the hall.>>147098882>"Wait...that's not a twinkie...">Milky white begins to ooze out of the spot where she bit into the object.>She looks at (you). Disgusted, horrified, confused. The whole rainbow.>Meanwhile you have taken on the visage of pure tomfoolery.
>>147099047You made my innocent sponge prank lewd! How could you, anon? For shame. She's gonna kick (your) ass for sure.
>>147099084>Note: It was actually soap.>Problem?Yeah, she would kick a guy's ass for that.
From what I can tell on /co/ and other sites, Blitz & Stolas being two men is generally seen as a downside, seems like a mix of both Yurifag fans of The Owl House and shows like that and also Anons wanting to jerk off to a female Stolas and Blitz
>>147099146It's more so that they're written A. Badly and B. Effectively like entitled women.The logical disconnect between how guys usually act vs how Vivz wants them to act for her fujo fantasy is what pisses people off. Not to mention some of the decisions they make are plain retarded, along with characters up and dropping everything to fellate the two and justify their actions.At least them being female would make more sense, even if it is rooted in what could be considered to be an antiquated observation.Plus you draw in waifufags who think with their dicks instead of their heads.But that's just my two cents.
>>147098698>"Wait, why 2?"
>>147099348>"I couldn't help it...it was so tasty..."
>>147099251The pacing of the show being retarded doesn't help either. Like, when they ended an episode with Stolas in the Hospital and Blitz being surprised as fuck that he could get hurt, I thought the next episode would show Blitz visiting him there and some development of their relationship as Blitz shows that he cares about Stolas and Stolas gets a glimpse of that. Instead we just fucking went back to status quo and slap stick until the next big drama moment where I was supposed to care.
>>147098299
>>147099146Yurifags make any show they touch worse, not trying to imply Helluva Boss is high art or even good, just yurifags would make it even worse
>>147099412Yeah, any "consequences" in this show are relegated to light mentions at best and utter nothing-burgers at worst.Viv can songs and gay drama all she likes. Her story and character writing is shit.
>>147098882>Anon and Loona now go around testing if she can eat various strange and esoteric things
>>147097499>Not posting the real version
Degeneratefag hereJust kind of fucking annoying that even though Helluva Boss is purposefully meant to be a show for Degeneratefags it has the most squeaky clean fanbase ever>Helluva Boss fans when you find Blitzo and Loona fucking hotter than him and StolasNot the shows fault exactly but hey while we're bitching about it
>>147099387>"And you never tried eating out your wife?"
>>147099771>"AnD yOu NeVeR tRiEd EaTiNg YoUr WiFe?">"OF COURSE I DID! It's just not the same...c
>>147099658Well I COULD have but last time halfdime posted it it got removed, probably cause it had a cumshot in it. I figured a censored version would be better.
>>147099663Ironic, huh?
>>147098922>Agent 1 is in the mirror, and has an entire 2009 Naruto AMV Breakdown.>Agent 2 is outside, listening to his terrible singing. Completely done with it.
Hmm.>Genderswapped Agents 1 and 2.>Sensitive and furry brunette Agent 1 and >Short, fiery black guy with blonde hair.
>>147100029I imagined Fem!Agent 1 with a ponytail.And a propensity to try and RP as a hellhound with the Loona/Loono suit
>>147098882>"Can you eat rocks? I want to know if you can eat rocks."
>>147098800>they're discussing the pros and cons of opening a branch of the GMN in hell
>>147100108>Agent 2, in both dimensions, has to wrangle their retarded partner.
How would Anon feel about/deal with DHORKS?
>>147100354In the beginning, terrified.When he gets his feet wet, sees them as more annoying than anything.
>>147099663I agree, it's like, I could have a leg in one hand and a brerb in the other.
>>147099917Helluva Boss fans would rather believe some convoluted plot that Andrealphus is faking being straight (in a place where that doesn't matter) rather than believe that Sex Hell Furry show would feature incest as a kink in it
Twink incubus Verosika
>>147100487She wants so hard to do a Lannister Plot but God damn, she knows her fanbase would kill her.
>>147100380>"Ugghhh not these losers again...">"We're right here, take us seriously!"
>>147100503>boyYou're a pedo now, rajesh?
>>147100503Damn, he ran out of his nomolestol again.
>>147100487>"My aggressively attractive sister"what did he mean by that
>>147100523>Anon once struggled so badly with them.>Now sees them as an annoyance >Gets to the point he brushes them off or blows them off. Agent 1 actually begins feeling hurt.
>>147100511Yeah.
>>147098443Which is worse, then?
>>147100354What if Anon was working at D.H.O.R.K.S.?
>>147100691>Anon is keeping Loona once they capture her
>>147100691>>147100759Anon's evil twin, Nona.
>>147100606>"How do we deal with Anon? We can't beat him in a fight.">"Find me a gameboy, I have an idea.">it worked
>>147100938I was hoping for whacky shenanigans.
>>147100976I'm sure the gang rescuing Anon would cause some buffoonery
>Anon blows "Loono's" back out>decide to give him a reacharound>grab at air>finally grab hold of... a pussy>instantly soft>"What's wrong? Did you cum?">'... I thought you were a guy.">hfw
>>147101141Literally me.
>>147101141>The Spell That Makes You Gay strikes again
>>147100606>Anon is topside fighting something>the dhorks try to jump in to fight Anon>whatever Anon was fighting pastes the dhorks
I would absolutely plow a Loona that was cosplaying as Loono, down to wearing boxer shorts and cologne.
the gay population of /co/ is greater than I was expecting
>>147094827
>>147101111>>147101409>DHORKS finally has Anon captured through the use of a squirrel, a baby carriage, the CHERUBs, four borrowed Oompa-Loompas, a magician, cheese, and a Sega Dreamcast with Sonic Adventure.>IMP and Stolas organize a rescue, where he's held at Area 52.
>>147094238Cant load it
>>147101690Your IP might be blocking it.
>>147089790>OP presumably makes a genderswap thread to focus and how sexy femstolas and femblitz might be, along other fem versions of characters>Half of the thread is just male loona lustingIm half convinced a decent portion of Lonnafags may be actual fags
>>147097499Half Dime if you're actually in the thread I wanna say I find the Wario and Waluigi stuff you do hilarious anlongside the Helluva boss stuff
>>147101779I made it to focus on both genderswapped men and women.
>>147101779they really popped up out of the woodwork recently, it's never been this bad
>>147101779I love Loona no matter the gender!
>>147101952Good for you I guess but also you're a massive faggot. Part of the appeal of most characters have always been their sex. A male Loona would be very different person from a female one. I think a lot of genderswappers forget how much a person's sex actually affects a person's character and personality.
>Genderbent world.>Demon Mama becomes the Demon Papa.Hmmm... Intriguing...
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>>147102017>A male Loona would be very different person from a female one. Technically yeah, but making a whole new character isn't as fun as making an equivalent.
>>147101530>the team fights a long and grueling battle to the heart of the facility>Anon's not there>they accidentally went to area 51>they get to area 52>it's just a normal office building
>>147101779>>147101930Honestly I bet my ass that one guy on /trash/ who makes edits of pregnant Loona art into mpreg versions, aka replacing vag with dick and removing boobs (optional), is lurking here and comming up with some gross ideas. Some people will really go to the greatest lenghts to just make a woman to lust and goon for but call it a man cause they have a microdick. Its a bizzare kinda faggotry thats a mockery of normalcy that not even futafags and femboyfags have, cause they often either try to deny its gay or say that they just find it hot for a dude to be an emascualted trap or a woman to have a hidden surprise. With this shemaleification shit it just seems they want to basically just have a woman but with a tiny useless dick and who's ass is a suplement to a vagina because they're fucked in the head with the inability to comprehend a vagina. Sorry if this is a bit random but im just fucking tired of seeing genderswapped loona mpreg in hazbin threads or even just vanilla pregthreads. Anyways here is some normal pregnant Loona because fuck you
>>147102243Wait? How much Lonna mpreg edits are there for this to even become a problem?
>>147102243Futa shit is fucking nasty. I like Loona and Loono, but for fucksake, one or the other. None of this trap or hermaphrodite shit.
>>147102120>All they do is break out Grognard, the Raper of Worlds.
>>147102357Lel
>>147102243>hootgame Loona route post credit scene
>>147102412>Anon successfully managed to negotiate a deal with a fertility demon to allow him and Loona to breed despite being human and hellborn>he now owes that demon a favor>he got his happy ending... but who knows what'll happen when the favor is called in.
>>147102441>the demon summons Anon to his house because he can't reach the TV remote
>>147102441>"Anon... You will go up to the surface, and you will, on national television, display a picture of the prophet Muhammad."
>>147102456I fully expect a 'fertility' demon to be an absolute weirdo and 'retrieving a tv remote' turning out to be absolutely awful and traumatic.
>>147102317Honestly im just adressing what kinda rabbit hole being both a loona fag and a genderswapped loona fag may result in. Such as lusting for hyper emasculated pregnant male loona like that one editfag does. I swear the dude has made an mpreg edit of almost every pregnant loona drawing ive seen. How about he commison and draw his own art to satisfy his fetish instead of corrupting some honestly very cute drawings by adding a dick or a bulge to it. Here is an example of an original unsullied version of one of those drawings
>>147102471I think I've seen that dude and I can confirm he is incredibly autistic. I thank God every day that the only new fetishes I've gotten from this show are stuff like femdom and bdsm.
>>147102471Good lordvtte fuck is that
>>147102441Yeah, this is why my ass is going for adoptionMaking deals is fucking GAY and not worth itWe still don't know if crossbreeding is actually naturally possible or not, and the show is unlikely to touch on the subject, so really, everything SUCKS and there's only SPECULATION, I am trapped in hell
>>147102471Look at that belly those pups most be big.
>>147102522My take with hootgame is that it IS hell, and you can't always move heaven and earth to get everything you want. Anon is only human, and part of carving out a happy ending in hell is dealing with the crappy cards it gives you. Having to adopt with Loona isn't the worst thing in the world and actually brings things full circle with her. There's a sweetness to that.
>>147102499an incredibly pregnant loona (female)
>>147102469>"I just need you to get the remote for me.">"That's it?">"It's in my ass.">"Oh, fuck off."
>>147102522Anon's a wizard, I'm sure he can figure it out.
>>147102557this is true, but watching a dipshit like anon care for his pregnant wife would be adorable
>>147102701Its why I don't mind Anon having both options with their own caveats.
Can anon face his greatest challenge yet.Defending Quandale Dingle in court?
I want Loono to smell like Axe and sound like Legoshi from Beastars
>>147102714Maybe the reason Anon would take the risk is because his full name is Anon Redfield
>>147098299you have my respect.
>>147099146Actually, not even that. It's the fact that not only does the show initially escape from the original premise (for character "development arcs"), Stolitz as a whole feels like a vanilla detox version of a toxic shipping even they agreed was just a elaborate "would it work" situation where the writing for the drama feels slapped and forced contrary to in the background and subtle just to make it only into a Disney-esque "happily ever after" with all the sappy songs included. If Stolitz felt gratifying somehow, I'd even let the whole premise thing slide, but it feels shallow and somehow, even in The Mastermind animated song, it almost feels like they knew and wanted to exaggerate how corny it was. And I honestly believe they know that just because they know that's what gets most yaoi fans to fall over the shipping on a surface level (especially considering just how many might relate to Stolas in a sense or the other). There's levels of fujoshis, but the ones who might despise this are the ones who might hate this shipping on the terms that, even for a supposed friendship, Stolitz keeps falling apart while making the jump for a romantic relationship almost forcefully.
>>147102778Axe and tobacco, until he starts dating (you) and starts smelling like cologne.Loona on the other hand starts smelling like coconut.
Loono seems like the guy who would drink Pepsi religiously.
>>147102778Thats super gay, like lubing up your ass with cooking oil gay.
>What if Anon had a rival?>Another Human, a Sinner perhaps, who knows the ways of magic, and can dance circles around him.>Can disarm his spells with one hand.>His main weakness is his ego and arrogance, as well as simply having brittle bones.>Anon cannot kill him, not permamently yet anyway. He can, on occasion, beat the snot out of him, but he simply regenerates and pulls himself back together.
>>147103002>"Can I get a pepsi?">"Is coke okay?">"Y-yeah.">you can see him trembling
>>147103067Well technically Octavia, or 'Tav' is his rival. You can antagonize her further into the rival role, or gradually win her over and convince her to ditch the 'Tav' persona.
>>147103089>Octavia is the rival.Damn. I had a design all looking cool in the works.
>>147103067Dex vs Str
>>147103165Not from how I designed him.>Anon: Int, Str, Agil>Rival: Wis, Stam, Spirit
>>147101779It's such a shame. I love Loona as the female she is, not some guy.
>>147103089eh, i see her as more of a colleague>>147103187I like that a lot
>>147103067An old (deceased) friend-turned-Overlord would be a kino fight
>>147103089Anon and Tav pushing each other to get better... Forming an unstoppable duo...
>>147103216>"But Sinner, I know you! We were friends!">Sinner stares at him and, without emotion, raises his staff as he prepares to cast a spell.>"Were."
>>147103200Well don't forget hootgame starts with her assuming you became the son Stolas always wanted, going full 'Tav' and studying magic on her own. Certainly seems like a rival.But eh, she can be your Piccolo while Anon gets a full-fledged rival later on.
>>147103240I love Tav in the rival roleAntagonistic at first, friendly later
>>147094827I'm thinking a salsa recipe instead. Wait, imagine that Anon and Fem Chaz just breed a fuck ton just to make money by making shark baby salsa.
>>147103269How do you eventually convince her to drop the Tav persona?
>>147103301First orgasmVery long quest.
>>147102471Dogsmith Loona is the ideal pregnant Loona
>>147103299>Be me.>Pissed off anon that just got thrown into hell.>Through my anger and autistic desire for earth chicken nuggies, I take over a city block for myself.>I stay shut inside an apartment as I process being in this afterlife.>One day, I go outside, my desire for nuggies stronger than ever. >After much traveling, I eventually settled into a bar, to grab a drink.>I accidentally bump into a shark-like lady.\>She gets pissy like a little bitch, and points a gun at me.>I grab her gun, shove it up my ass, and then clench my cheeks.>The gun snaps into multiple pieces due to my sheer raw power.>Chaz gives me a disgusted and bewildered look as I shart out the remains of her pistol.>I yell at the stupid bitch, grab her by the throat, and through her out through the door.>Chaz tries to get up and run away but I'm too fast for her, as I am now running at SUPER SONIC SPEED.>I grab her again, and take her to the back of the bar.>I shove her to the wall.>Tear off her pants.>She gets into a frenzy but she is no match for my AWESOME POWER.>If there was one thing better than chicken nuggies... it was sex... HOT DEMON SEX>And I want it NOW.>Chaz starts yelling all sorts of insults at me but I just ignored her and shoved my GIANT FURRY COCK up her shark pussy.>I make her cry, I make her bleed, and I make her beg to not cum inside of her, but I just ignore her pathetic cries for help.>I cum DEEP inside the sharkussy, yelling out as I heard the calls of my ancestors to BREED this demon-like being.>After that, I got bored, so I bashed her head with a rock then took her home.
>>147103541>Time passes.>I keep her chained up in my house.>I keep her well fed, with body parts from the dumbasses that dared to go into my city block.>She keeps wanting to be freed but now she's my SHARK-SHAPED FUCK TOY. And I'm never letting her go.>She gets pregnant.>Her belly gets bigger.>Soon, she has heavy periods.>Odd.>I then I find out that baby sharks eat each other from inside the womb, and basically her periods were just remains of the eaten unborn children.>Feelsadbro>I still want Nuggies>I need Nuggies>REEEEEEEEEE>Idea.jpg>One day I went ahead and grab a sample of her period from the garbage can, tasted it.>It tasted... fishy... salty... but....>Oh god... I'm eating my own children but I don't fucking care anymore...>I kill a demon farmer and steal his demon wheat and use his corpse to beat my meat.>I make flour.>I make nuggies from the period matter/baby shark meat.>Season it.>Throw it in the oven.>They are ready.>I taste them...>Not... Chicken Nuggies...>They... ARE BETTER.>I walk into the basement, where Chaz is chained up.>"Babe... I got new plans for you~"
>>147103541>>147103594>Dude get the fuck back to /b/ we don't care about your depraved fetish.
>>147103541>>147103594
>>147103067>>147103089>>147103165>>147103187>>147103216>>147103232>His old friend/rival used to belong to a family of inquisitors.>Used to.
>>147103387Who?
>Loona bends over in front of you, leaning on her desk>"Oh nooo... I've um, been a bad girl, you better... s-spank me Anon," she teases as best she can, but it comes off as a bit awkward>you stare at her, and then down at her ass>good lord it was a nice ass...>"Uh... okay," you respond, slapping one of the cheeks lightly and making it jiggle>it didn't make much noise, probably due her shorts and the slight padding of her fur....>she looks back at you and growls, "oh come on, you call that a slap? Come on, REALLY let me have it!">you gulp and wind your hand up again>POMF!>"Oh for fucksake... HARDER, you pussy!">"FINE!">P-O-M-F!>she squealed at that one>and then shuddered>"Shit, are you okay? I'm sorry, I--">she suddenly stood and turned to face you, panting and biting her lip>"Closet. Now."
>imp whacks anons room mate one day because he pissed someone off who then died somehow, it's a bunch of contrived bullshit>The hit is before lunch, loona decides to raid your fridge and pillage anons leftovers>That divine lasagna you cooked up two days ago? Yeah she took the whole tray, didn't even return it when she finished eating it all>A week later you notice your fridge seems suspiciously empty again>Meanwhile in hell, moxie regularly finds his own lunch uneaten>You cook up a mean chicken Parm and bait your fridge with it, nailing a webcam to the counter to watch it from wherever >Get a notification later that same day from the camera, check your phone>It's the wolf chick who killed your roommate, arguing with the red thing that helped in your kitchen>The wolf has your chicken Parm in her hand>The red thing furiously gestures to a brown paper bagI don't actually know where I'm going with this, sorry
>>147103902>several minutes later>all sorts of noise coming from the closet>"I swear if we have hellrats again...">Moxxie opens the door>...>.....>"Don't tell Blitzo?"
>>147103748My thoughts are that it's kind of a loser/weak/wimp friend who died tragicallyBut down there, power got to him when in life he had noneSo by the time you meet again he's gotten pretty fucked in the head
>>147103902>>147104131>You will NEVER compliment Loona on her perfect ass
>>147104182Maybe you could hire the Voice Actress to react to a compliment of Loona's ass, then have an animator draw it?
>>147104203I don't think Erica Lindbeck will be doing that unless you dole out some serious cash.
>>147089790No. Every character must be female. I will then watch your gay demon show.
>>147104212I got fifty bucks and a signed copy of Golden Nugget on the Playstation by Adam West.
>>147104377You're gonna need more than that. Alot more.
Imagine if Loona had a brooklyn accent...
>Hootgame.>Anon had a friend who died about five years prior to becoming Stolas apprentice.>For the last five years, he has spent an agonizing life in Hell: Gaining power, thanks to the sin that sentenced him down here, the Occult.>He is on the cusp of becoming an Overlord and, upon learning that Anon was down here - but NOT Dead - something stirred. He had to see him.>Unknown to all, by sheer accident, it was Anon's fault that Sinner had died in the first place.>He has always blamed him for it, and knowing that is here, and still alive to boot, fills him with unbridled rage.>Sinner ==> Become the Rival.
>Octavia lays an egg>Stella hands her this pamphlet
>>147104527Very nice, anon. Very nice indeed.
>>147104527>"Oh hey man! How've you been doing down here?">"You should know, you're the one who killed me...">"Didn't you get hit by a car?">"Yes, but if you didn't stop at a yellow light, the car that hit me wouldn't have been there at the same time I was.">"What?"
>>147092169Sorry it took a bit.
>>147104722Very nice.
Shit, cant delete. Saw an error. Heres the edit.
>>147104527IMAGINE THE INEVITABLE SLUGFEST OF PURE KINOhttps://youtu.be/DClwzTZD9xUhttps://youtu.be/TERqDyWaBQg
>>147104961Is the rival just going to end up being Merasmus?
>>147105008I was thinking something akin to a scorned best friend. The one serious guy in Hoot Game.
What's with the greentext spams in these threads?
>>147105008>"Gravity displeases me, so I have removed it."Who can defeat Merasmus?
>>147105212Team Fortress, duh
>>147105283How much damage can Team Fortress do in hell before finally getting put down?
>>147105095Ah. Maybe he'd be a bonus chapters villain. Or a midboss.
>>147105335It depends.
>>147092476>A lot of the humor comes from M&M having reversed gender dynamics"humor" in quotes. Is it really that funny that Moxxie is so damn gay he'd choose to crossdress for a disguise instead of simply dressing like a regular guy under cover would? Or is the idea of Millie pegging him really that much of a knee slapper?
>>147105923I'm just saying that's what's intended, I'm not saying it's actually funny.
>>147105934I gotcha.
>>147105943I think a reversed gender M&M wouldn't be bad at all, it was explained before just how much things would shift and that it'd be for the better. Traditional is traditional for a reason.Chad Miller with his cute mobster wife would be neat.
>>147104527Thinking...Could not even be Anon's fault, just hears the news one day but moves on with his lifeBut X amount of years in hell can fuck someone up badCombination of jealousy/anger that his friend gets to live, forget about him, and comes down HERE, but also wants to show off his progress (as an Overlord, awful)
>Hootgame>Anon gets into a fight, wearing the mask of course>Blood is spilled>Opponent notices the crimson blood as opposed to inky black>What do?>Would being surrounded by witnesses influence your decision?
>>147106023>"Holy shit a sinner!"
>>147100380Give enemies that are terrifying at first but inevitably power-crept and treated like jokesEarly Striker fight would be kino...
>>147106030Oh right yeah, forgot about that>"Uh... yes! I have broken past the boundaries of Pride! Fuck you!"
>>147105971Probably. I'd definitely feel way less uncomfortable watching the show if this were the case. Moxxie just weirds the hell out of me. The concept of masculinity is so foreign to him and I just struggle to watch anything he's in. I couldn't even finish that crossdressing episode because it was so fucking weird and cringey.I don't care for Millie either. She has so little personality and character that she's almost not even a character, just a plot device.
>>147106047>I don't care for Millie either. She has so little personality and character that she's almost not even a character, just a plot device.She comes off as a last minute character, I think if she wasn't added then Moxxie would end up dating Loona in the show.
>>147103906>"Is some random human's half-assed casserole really that much better than my expertly prepared, perfectly portioned, lovingly created salmon arracanato?! I thought we were friends!">"First of all, don't call me your friend. Second, it's chicken parm and it is full-assed. Third, why do you fucking care? Shouldn't a fatty be happy with more food?">"I'M NOT-!" The red thing puts up a hand and shakes his head>He takes a deep breath in, holds for a second, and releases before speaking up again>"That's not important right now. You wanna keep sneaking up here and risking getting caught? Fine.">The red thing fiddled with something on his arm and a diamond shaped portal opened up behind him>He turned around, swung a leg into the portal and looked back towards the wolf girl>"I'm telling.">The red thing slipped fully inside and the portal closed, narrowly missing the wolf girl's desperate lunge>"Moxxie, you fat fucking slut!" The wolf girl hissed>She looked around before walking to the counter with your camera>A dull clink could be heard>At least she was being gentle with your good pyrex>The camera's vision was taken up entirely by a furry white tummy>And it's NOT weird that it gave you a semi>Some shuffling noises could be heard before the sound of another portal opening out of frame>You heard the sound of the chicken parm being picked back up and she steps out of the camera's line of sight>The sound of the portal closing is the last thing of note it records until morning>You're not sure what to do now
>>147106270Kek
>>147094238If guy Loona was a girly femboy, it might be a harder choice. As is, of course girl Loona looks hotter.
>>147106424Who's behind the "male Loona" agenda anyway? It's gotta be a conspiracyIs it one of the petty dog bitches from the party, wanting to smear her?Is it Bee, hornyposting for a 3-way but she wants a second man, not a second woman?Is it Blitz, shitposting because he thinks it's funny?Is it Vivienne, angry that we're lusting over a character of hers that doesn't have a penis and we're taking away from her fujoshi fantasies?
>its one of the dog bitches trying to smear Loona>except it awakened a latent fujo fetish and now she can't stop shitposting
>>147106472How do we know it isn't Moxxie, unable to cope with his crush on his coworker without giving her a penis?
>>147103902Doggy style in the closet
>>147106521Because Moxxie would be either be complaining about Loona's taunting a lot more, or hornyposting about her taunting a lot more. Either way if he's getting a complex around Loona her bullying WILL be a factor.The greentexts aren't nearly pretentious enough to be written by him, anyway.
POST BEE
>>147103906>>147104527>>147106023>>147106270Im ready
>>147106424I honestly dont even get the appeal of femboys, especially when you genderswap a female character to be one. I understand they're mainly for the "straight but becomes 'straight' if the guy looks feminine enough" crowd who are desprate for sex or just queer weirdos who think their anorexic bodies makes them look cute, but still. If you're choosing between a girl and a genderswapped version of her thats Tit-less and has a microdick and its a hard choice then your just flat out stupid and gay. You're trading boobs and vagina for just anal and a dick, and anal isnt the idealic rose-tinted furry porn version that looks super appealing. Its pretty dang gross, and man assholes are especially gross and filled with all sorts of diseases and parasites.
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>>147106634Must snuggle...CHESTFLUFF
>>147106611This reminds of the green where an Anon shares his experience about fucking a femboy and how he realizes there are intestinal worms and shit on his dick and he freaks out. There is no such thing as a bussy, only a man's asshole
>>147106573Excellent point, there's a lack of bullying and domination in these texts. In fact, Loono comes off as a total bottom. However, the texts usually have the sex scenes interrupted before they become too sexual and even the sex scenes are restricted to handjobs and blowjobs. Moxxie COULD be a bit shy about that, but Blitzo, Bee and especially Viv wouldn't hesitate to have Anon rawdog and rim Loono's butthole.Could it be one of the bitch dogs? Maybe, but its too sophisticated and specific for their brand of bullying. No, this comes across as something written by someone with pent up sexual fantasies. Fantasies they're ashamed of, that they may not even fully understand. Possibly they're too much of a virgin to fully realize their desires, even in their writing. You could say they long more for emotional intimacy than outright sexual activity.Therefore I can safely say we're looking for a shy, lonely virgin with zero social skills, who's probably never even been kissed and spends waaaaay too much time on screens.My friends, our primary suspect can only be Loona herself.
>>147106611I like femboys because they're acceptable gay territory for me. It'd definitely be gay for me to fuck a femboy, but as long as it ain't me on my knees or bending over, then my dick doesn't care. A big ass and dick sucking lips on a woman or a femboy are both up my alley.But I'm also not the type to choose a femboy genderswap of a woman over the real version. There's a metric ton of femboy Loona stuff out there, probably more than I've ever seen of any female furry character, but only a few images here and there have appealed to me.Of course this is all fantasy as well. If we want to focus on real life, then vaginas can be nasty as fuck just like a man's asshole. And on the topic of hot furry characters, they'd probably look freaky and gross in the real world too.
>>147106561IMAGINE MAKING LOONA CUM BY PETTING HER
>>147106611I want to dominate a man but im also not entirely gay gay I just like the power dynamic so femboys it is.
>>147106731>Anon and Loona posting about each other on their favorite anonymous basket weaving forum>neither know the other isCute?
>>147106731>Loona has penis envy from being around so many men in her life, but still has the mind of a woman, so she uses Yaoi as a proxyThat's actually kindof cute
>>147106270>>At least she was being gentle with your good pyrexAnon using his good pyrex for her knowing he won't get it back? He must already be in love.
>>147106731Need full on anon fucking loono green
>>147106813This feels cruel
I want to play with some of my old video games with Loona and talk to her about themGoing through Ocarina of Time, Super Metroid, or DOOM together would be so comfy
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>>147098837I love hot sauce but that concoction is just death
>>147106270I mean the path forward seems pretty obvious to me. Bait the fridge with the food of your choice that can be prepared in large quantities to ensure leftovers, and leave a note on it promising to continue cooking, but only if you bring that fucking pyrex back (and the tray the lasagna was in too for that matter). Requests will be considered and likely denied until loona shows up early one night to make the demand in person rather than bickering about it through notes and drawings pinned to the fridge door. Bet she'd spring for a nice shepard's pie, perhaps if anon plays his cards right he might score a dinner date.
>>147089790You guys wouldn't... Right?
>>147107359Not funny enoughHave it so anon instead of just going with it, he takes a breakday from work, sets some fake food as a trap, and lay in wait for loona, so the moments she opens his fridge he jumps herIf he succeeds in that or fail is entirely depending on which one will be funnier, anon getting slapsticked, or anon somehow being more competent then actual killers, angels and the damn government
>>147107458I dunno, I like the idea of them communicating through notes and eventually little drawings of each other on the fridge door (which anon would absolutely save every single one of). From a purely logical standpoint, I dunno how good of an idea it is to try and intentionally tangle with a hellhound chick who's probably taller than you and clearly has at least access to supernatural powers of some sort. Maybe he starts cooking late so he pulls the fresh hot meal out of the oven right as she drops in, only for him to hold the meal hostage until he gets his pyrex back. After all, if the leftovers are good enough to steal regularly, imagine how good the food is when it's fresh...
>>147100606>Similar situation with Striker>Horrifying encounter, first near-death experience, very noticeable skill gap>Only crutch was magic Anon's barely proficient in at the time, most likely had to be saved>Shaken up for a bit but ended up pushing himself to become better>Next encounter was a much closer match>Third was a stomp>Everything after was bullying
>>147107421If it means cucking Stephen/Stellen? No.If it's post separation? Well....free game. But she's liable to make the same mistakes regular Stolas does and would likely ignore her son in favour of (you).Overall I don't think it's worth it.
>>147104397fuck Erica's opinion in the matter
>>147108587do not kidnap the voice actress
>>147105335 A lot, at the very least. I’d imagine that Medic would bullshit some way into getting himself and the others out of that situation. Maybe he’ll find a way to get them all brought back to life in earth. Maybe the mercs could find a way to escape Vivzie’s hell like they do to escape hell in the games, and either stay in their hell forms or Medic finds a way to turn them back to human again
>>147108763Medic did get out of hell once before by surgically implanting more souls into himself
>>147108770That too, so it’s a matter of him of somehow finding more souls to stitch to himself and then the others. I imagine him and Engie now going Ghostbusters and just sucking a bunch of people into a vacuum. Sinners in hell are moreso souls than actual people, probably. Satan will be pissed off even more
>>147108770And the mercs have no souls because of that, which is like odd, because like the medic lost some of those souls, meaning they are in hell, so if the mercs go to hell, some of them might just meet their soulsBut that also means that none of the mercs can't go to hell through the normal means of dying
>>147108816Also, Scout presumably goes to heaven no matter what seeing as he is God's gift to women.
>>147108858Oh god...what if...what if scout was the one angel they choose to replace Adam?
>>147108949he'd be too busy hitting on the exorcists to do anything
>>147106916I like to think she trolls Moxxie's threads on /mu/.
>>147089790Depends entirely on Viv and how she's willing to direct a lesbian relationship with an abusive husband and a depressed son thrown into the mix. Honestly, the only way I could see Stella and Via getting more script and screentime these past two seasons is if they actually were male.
>>147108292Ha!
>>147109357I feel moxxie would use /k/ as well
>>147107303god, please...
>>147107303>>147109822>Anon and Loona after a long night of shit talking on xbox live
>>147109893What I would give for this…
>>147108801Please no Helluva Boss has enough fetishes already female ghost entrapment is hot af
>>147110073by that logic luigi's mansion is a fetish game
>>147110073>Please no Helluva Boss has enough fetishes alreadyThis thread too lol
>>147110099Isn't it just loonafags and loonafaggots?
>>147104722Good things take time and it was well worth the wait.
>>147090955>Maybe if she had a MAN in her life that wasn't one of them QUEEROSEXUALS that took it up the BUTT instead of PLOWING HER CLOWAKA, maybe she'd have a better disposition. Both Stolas and Stella need a male human sorcerer to bind them and fuck them hard. Possibly at the same time>Bbbut that's gay It's not gay if you're on top
>>147110264>It's not gay if you're on topCrazy how successful that particular psyop is
>>147110264>It's not gay if you're on topIt's incredibly gay, and you fell for it raj
>>147089790 Why do Blitzo and Barbie look so weird compared to imps? Striker is probably mixed with an envy or greed demon but the Buckzos just have bizarre physiognomy. Both >are hairless>have overbites and a different head shape>spines>yaoi hands>long arms that hang to their knees>long backwards curving horns>no molarsAre they just really atavistic imps? Are the mixed? Or are all others imps mixed and guys like Blitzo, Barbie and to a lesser extent Fizz what pure Imps look like.
>>147110370>>147110370iirc it’s confirmed that they’re both quarter succubus through their mother, who is half-succubus.
>>147089790>"Unhappy Campers">the whole episode would be about a woman, posing as a boy, whining because her husband, posing as a girl, is getting more attention than her>also another woman getting yelled at by her twin brother for wrecking his gig before he fucks off for the rest of the showThe feminist crowd would've hung Viv by her designer shoes long before now.captcha: SAW
>>147110436>That means we would see them fuck on stage in front of a bunch of teenage campers.
Gentlemen. What would a Fem Stolas and Blitzo sound like?
>>147110530>BlitzoVivienne Medrano.
>>147110099Didn't HB have multiple scenes of the same kind of vore where a character dangles in a serpent mouth
>>147092948Nah I’d rather remain stay human, rather than toilet.
>>147109822SAUCE???!!!!
>>147110530i think brandon rogers would still voice blitzo, like he voiced katie killjoy.
>>147111010How about, Erika Henningsen?
>>147110802Why?
>>147110912Komen fuufu or fox faced couple on mangadex
>>147111028Charlie's VA? I can't picture it, she's too sweet.
>>147111449Stella’s VA
>>147111010Honestly his voice doesn't even need to change, just give Blitzo eyelashes, tits, and feminine curves and it'd just be a Dr. Girlfriend-esque voice.
>>147110492Aka the thoughts that make Adam Neylan blow ropes and disguise it as 'shock humor'.
>>147111664Ehh, Brandon Rogers is no Doc Hammer. Plus they keep trying to mimic it with Rita and Katie Killjoy, I'd rather an actual woman voice FemBlitzo.Have Brandon voice Miller.
>>147111688We need Miller to blow full fucking ropes into Foxxie's womb.
>>147108292>the cycle continues with octavia and anon
>>147112544Nah, that kid's definitely gonna be an abomination. Half mammal and half bird, not to mention half demon. God might have to flood hell this time.
>>147112586or we can do the twins copout, one looks like anon and one looks like octavia
>>147112644GENETICS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
>>147112586>The birth of Anon and Octavia's child marks the start of the endtimes
>>147112704Based and hot
>anon equips dynamite as his primary weapon for when his mana runs outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhiSgXz_l20
>>147112686In magic we trust, in magic all things are possible?
>>147112644I figured the correct route would be for the species to follow the motherAs would make sense
>>147113195>Octavia's egg hatches>its a little owl boy>"He looks just like you!">"... How can you tell?"
>>147112824>Anon carries around a bag assumed to be magic gear>it's actually just dynamite>"You've been carrying that around while throwing fireballs?">"Yeah, why?"
>>147113290Could be colors, who knows
>>147113290>"He's got your beak!"
>femdre constantly trying to fuck her brotherThat's kinda hot.
>>147114381>Canon Andrealphus is evil effeminate male Elsa>R63 is evil tomboyish pic related
>>147114381>Femdre constantly trying to fuck her brother>Anon constantly trying to fuck Femdre
this is property of Alastor.
>>147114546*This is Alastor's master.He enjoys femdom.
If you want to make horrible greentexts in a Helluva Boss thread THAAAAATS a technical foul!
>>147114689>Me when I meet AlastorWe're not so different, you and I.
>>147106934Wouldn't be the first time. But I think if she got some lovin' from a good dude she'd straighten up.
I need an Agent 1 and 2 version of that meme going around.
>>147114735I love swain but I do not care for his furry comic.
>>147114978Oh yeah he fell for the threesome shit right? Yeah I immediately lost interest too, I like his other stuff though.
>>147114978Not that its just I dont think his style meshes well with Furry things.
>>147115054Meant to reply with this >>147115084.
>>147106207Soon.
Hootgame should have a bad end where you get fucked by Loono.
>>147115205>get fucked by Loono.>bad endPick one.
>>147114744Ima do it myself.
>>147089790That's just Poppy O,possum
>>147115224Hootgame is for straight hetroGODS faggot.
>>147115501Don't dictate Hootgame to me anon, I was there when it was first written.
>>147114735>Loona will never bully you with 200 personally written slash fics about you and the guy that almost killed you and your wife twice.
>>147110417Then why does their dad, who is presumably a full blood imp, look just like them and not at all more impish?
>sex with Loono when you can have sex with Femtex
>>147115205>anon gets drunk at a bar>white-furred hellhound starts coming onto him>if (you) sleep with him, you wake up handcuffed in a motel bedroom, buttnaked with a sore ass and no sign of your grimoire>if you say no, he mugs you outside the bar and turns out to be a pretty strong combat encounter
>>147089790>Laptop died.>Can't draw.Fuck.
>>147115205>>147115224>the gays have returnedWhy not pick a male character anyways?
>>147116080Her canon males kind of suck.
>>147116127Except that one guy that's looking for new ideas.He's pretty funny.
>>147116207Whut?
>>147116229He's talking about Wally.
>>147116252That guy
>>147114725>Anon trying to date Stella>she's flinging insults at him>he begins sweating heavily>she thinks he's getting mad>it's a different emotion entirely
>>147114546Reminder that canonically Charlie is skinny as fuck.
>>147116469I bet she bruises easily during sex.
Imagine showering with Loona and scrubbing her down real good. Giving her thighs, ass and breasts a soapy rub down...
>>147116469Is that Lute on the left?
>>147116481>white skin>red bloodI bet rough sex with her looks great.>>147116621It's Vaggie
>>147116617>Getting your fingers tangled in her matted, soaking wet fur>The more you scrub, the more loose fur sticks to you>There's a pool forming at the bottom of the shower from all the fur clogging the drain>You can feel Loona shaking like a leaf despite the water running as hot as it'll go>Once the shower's over, she steps out onto all fours and shakes herself dry, completely soaking the rest of your bathroomYeah man, real sexy.
>>147116756Aw come on man, let me dream.
>>147116756bro I doubt she cleans herself infrequently enough to have significant matting
>>147116617>Reality: Loona muzzled and howling, thrashing around every time a drop of water touches her
>>147116756She's a hellhound woman, not a dog.
>Loonafags being insecure againCloseted furries
>>147116852Ah yes, she had a totally normal and intelligent reaction to getting a shot just like a woman would instead of a dog.
>>147115084I was definitely struggling for awhile at the beginning, but I like to think I've improved lately.
>>147116876Fug, forgot about that.
>>147116874?
>>147116894>swain browses /co/DafuqNews to me
>>147116918Mention anything about Loona being dog-like or just the word cookie and watch everyone lose their shit.
>>147116919He's been here for a while
>>147116933Cookie argument really traumatized you, didn't it?
>>147116933I figured loonafags accepted their lot as furries and just don't like the characterization.
>>147116936Since the beginning.
>>147116941You mean Loonafags. I bet they get PTSD every time the c-word is mentioned.>>147116947A lot of Loonafags were already furries to begin with. Just not the ones on /co/ it seems like.
>>147116933they just don't want her too dog I assume
I just wanna bang the cute dog girl dude I don't know why this autist is so insistent over the cookie shit, must be a butthurt feralfucker
>>147116973See, this is what I'm talking about. I'm not even arguing about it lmao
>>147116964>You mean Loonafags. I bet they get PTSD every time the c-word is mentioned.You're the one throwing a fit over her not having a cookie though, unprompted I might add
I see the dog genitalia argument has hopped in from the last thread, wonderful.
>>147116986You brought up the cookie stuff though? >>147117000Only 9 replies til bump limit, could've been worse
>>147116996>that projectionKEK>>147117000Checked, but I'm not even arguing lmao>>147117012I only did because I wanted people to get triggered. Now I am lmao'ingSeems like I was proven right.
>>147116933whoever posted this is a buffoon
>>147117023>no u>actually im not mad i was pretending to be retardedYup, you're flailing again.
Why does delicious succulent puffy black Loona cookie cause this crisis of faith?
>>147117058>not even arguing about Loona's pussy>just mention c-word>anon gets triggered>projects>doubles downTop lel m8
>>147117063Looks like I was right and its just an assmad feralfucker throwing a fit cause no one else wants to jerk it to animal vaginas with him
>>147116818Loona's an awkward, insecure teenage girl. She probably skips bathing on the justification of avoiding smelling of wet dog. Which she will reek of for a while after you guys shower together.
>>147115182>Anon takes a sippy of Loona's drink >Blacks out>Everyone tells him he's an ASTONISHINGLY good dancer when wasted
>>147117086hope she has some strong perfume
Five hundred. Were doomed now.
>>147117085?
>>147117063>>147117081>>147117116We know what inspect element is. We're past bump limit anyway, you can simmer down now.>>147117086>teenageShe's 22, and there are probably hellhound bodywashes.
>>147117090>Recordings if him in his underwear hitting every single beat possible
>>147117111the scariest part is that we have to see another abhorrent gore fetish greentext from whoever is writing them
>r63 Crimson >Name: Scarlett>Rich Milf imp>In need of a male heir to continue family buisnessSuprised this hasn't been brought up. I guess everyone is busy nutting to Loona/Loono.
>>147117086So she never washes her cookie? Nice!
>>147117134>triples downAnon, just accept defeat. You just got triggered by my post and then confused me with the other anon.
>>147117138>turns out Anon was really good at DDR
>coom over a cute girl showering>hoes madNever change, /co/
>>147117157You need more work at this troll thing.
>>147117162>eyes are the wrong colorso close
>>147117149>spamming 'cookie' in hopes for (you)sWell I guess there's worse ways of passing the time inbetween disability checks. I'll give you a (you), but only one.
>>147117148Maybe bring this up in the next thread instead of when the thread is past 500 posts
>>147117148>Scarlett kidnaps Anon>Intends to use him to give her an heir, whether he wants to or not>But they have to get married first so it won't count as rape>I.M.P. now has to rescue Anon before Scarlett has a chance to wring an heir out of him
>>147117176>You need more work at this troll thing.Apparently not, because I was not even trolling and people got easily triggered by a simple observation to the point of accussing me of being this guy >>147117063
>>147115205At least one bad end with each character. And no, you don't get to have sex with a character for failing.>Loona tells Blitzo you were creeping on her, he kills you>Octavia taxidermies you>Stella disembowels you like a giant cassowary>Bee gets pissed at you and bans you from her parties, straning you in the wilds of gluttony to be eaten by hellbeasts
>>147117225Nah, he'd win.
>>147117183Here, how's this?>>147117148Bring it up next thread if you want, we could use a break from the Loonoposting. I'll give it a rest too.
>>147117247perfection
>>147117149She fucks HUMAN men with the HUMAN pussy on her hot furry body however
>>147117214>[Love Interest] leads the charge>busts in to see a generic wedding scene but Anon is tied upWhat do?
>>147117308Threesome/orgy
>>147117318
>>147117308I'm tied up, the fuck do you want me to do?
>>147117332He's a wizard, figure something out.
>>147110417Does being part succubus/incubus give Blitzø a bigger dick?
>>147117139Hey, I worth the FemChaz one for horror value, not fetish. Not my fault kne dude was getting off to it.
>>147117344>[love interest] frees you>you don't have your grimoire back yetI'll have to use the oldest spell ever crafted.MAGICIAN'S BRICK.
>>147117404>"I CAST FIST"
>>147117395Yeah, sorry about that one. I think I got some issues to work through.
>>147117395as long as you didn't write the moxxie abortion one you're ok
>>147117426NTA but at least you realized how far you've gone, means you have hope of recovery. That's rare.
>>147117435Fuck no, I love M&M. I did write all those possession stories though.>>147117426Look, pregnant FemChaz? Hot. Needy and hormonal Chaz? Hot. Ya wires got crossed a bit. You'll be fine.
>>147115054>threesome shitWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>147117466Me? I didn't make the comic.
>>147117459You ought to write Stolas possessing Verosika and banging Blitzo with his ex's body. You know, if you want ideas.
>>147117491Or something even more degen, Anon and Loona handholding.
>>147117477And now you're deflecting to still bitch about the artist. So you're both boring and an ass.
>>147117507>spoilerGo for it, anon.
>>147117491I got another idea with Verosika in mind. A mix of smutty horror with Verosika on the hunt for a random guy because his friends summoned her to fuck him.The Possession thing is just one I like for Agents 1 and 2. Might make a full fanfic of it and embrace my inner cringe Lord.
>>147117516threesomes are gay
>>147117516Cry about it? He can make what he wants, I don't have to like it. For what its worth I think his art is good and as I said I like his other stuff. I'm just not a fan of threesomes and shit.I couldn't give two shits what you think of me by the way, if something that mild is enough to send you into hysterics maybe reddit is more your speed.
>>147117530>I got another idea with Verosika in mind. A mix of smutty horror with Verosika on the hunt for a random guy because his friends summoned her to fuck him.Also good.
>>147117570Hysterics? Bitch, I just wanted to know your opinion is all.All you did was deflect and get defensive. Just say "I don't like Loona/Moxxie/Millie because of A and B."Fucking "hysterics" he says.
I don't feel strongly about Loona one way or the other
>>147117600>hystericsYeah that's how you're coming off to be honest.
>>147117600you should have said>threesome>shitto imply the opinion is the issue
>>147117612How do you feel about Agents 1 and 2?
>>147117619Alright, my bad.>>147117613Shut the fuck up, it's how I talk.
>>147117633What if Loona was a DHORK?
>>147117635If you type like an aggressive little autist don't be surprised if people treat you like one.
>>147117641she'd be a jobber like the rest of them
>>147117633Not very memorable. They barely exist.
>>147117641I think she could achieve success in DHORK since I feel they would show outward value to her, and she could do well.
>>147117654I concur. They need another episode, all dedicated to them, a short at least. They're my favorite side characters.
>>147117670In fact, next thread I'm going to write an episode with DHORK as the stars.
>>147117655Imagine if the DHORKs adopted her instead somehow...
>>147117652Maybe I am autistic. You saying you getting so easily upset by an autistic guy's manner of speech?All I'm asking is how can you be so disgusted by threesomes that if an artist draws it, it's like they fell for a trap? Dude didn't say "aw, they're doing threesome with those characters, which I don't like." They were more like "aw, they got fooled into drawing threesome like some sort of idiot."Never got that damn answer. Suspecting there ain't one.
>>147117701So you ARE autistic?
>>147117466>What the fuck is wrong with you?Nothing, because I'm objectively right.>>147117701There's your answer, don't spend it all in one place retard-kun.
>>147117738We're all autistic here, Anon
>>147117768Although some are more autistic than others and I think someone throwing a fit over a guy not liking their fetish is pretty up there.
Y'know, I'm just now checking out the OP.Nice. I hope that artist goes far.
kill loonafags
>>147117928Cope homo
I wanna hatefuck shitzo
>>147117925They make some good art, somehow keeps with Viv's style really well
>>147117940We know, Verosika.
What color are Loono's boxer shorts?
>>147117979He doesn't wear any
Frotting with Loono...
>>147117641>What if Loona was a DHORK?So Pic related?
>>147118058>>147118069
>sit in Loono's chair>have him sit in your lap>stroke his junk while he's on the phone with a client>>147118085Yeah she basically would be hellboy wouldn't she?Who would be Abe?
>in bed with Loono>morning hits>he groans and gets up, sliding his pants on>"... Wait, do you always go commando?">"Yeah, so fuckin' what?">"... hot.">he rolls his eyes, "quit being a fag, Blitz'll kill us if she wakes up and you're still here."
>>147118107>Yeah she basically would be hellboy wouldn't she?>Who would be Abe? Maybe something angelic? The problem is that Vivzie's world is smaller and less creative than Mignola's. Totally autistic but I'd rather Loona somehow end up in the Hellboy BPRD universe and be confused and dissapointed by her 'native' one
>>147118144>Loona and Lute working for the DHORKSI'd watch it. >spoilerI'd watch that too.
I bet femtex wears camo panties. Boyshorts, even.
A 1:1 remake of "Eight Crazy Nights" staring the Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel cast.
>>147118154>Former I think Lute would have to semi fall first and see this as a way of penance, and Loona would have to be a puppy. Loona would probably be desperate for Lute's approval even though Lute hated her for the first couple years of her life. She'd be even more meek and self doubting and constantly has to be assured by Agents 1 and 2 that she's good. As well as doubting their mission secretly and then hating herself more for having doubts.>Second Loona has a Master's in Indo Iranian linguistics practices Yezidi/Zoroastrian magic. She's also a desert storm vet with a gun the size of her head.
>>147118211>lute is kicked out of heaven>loona is adopted by dhorks as a puppyThis is a cool AU idea.>Loona has a Master's in Indo Iranian linguistics practices Yezidi/Zoroastrian magic. She's also a desert storm vet with a gun the size of her head.Kek
>>147118211>Loona would probably be desperate for Lute's approval even though Lute hated her for the first couple years of her life. She'd be even more meek and self doubting and constantly has to be assured by Agents 1 and 2 that she's good. As well as doubting their mission secretly and then hating herself more for having doubts.It sounds like Loona would view Lute as a big sister and have a possibility of becoming a turncoat down the line.
>>147118234>Kek She'd be a Mignola Character, and as much as I love the guy his characters exist to>Brood over past trauma and their place in the world>Expound on Philosophy and Exposition>One liners
>>147118256I should still read Hellboy at some point. Feels like a necessity.
>>147118254>It sounds like Loona would view Lute as a big sister and have a possibility of becoming a turncoat down the line. The relationship is super weird and abusive even when Lute eventually comes to like her. Yeah they hunt demons but hellborn aren't that much worse than humans on average. Maybe if Sinners could come topside that'd be different but they can't according to canon.Actually changed my mind about Mignola Loona.>Loona's conflict is that she can go home to a world that's objectively better>struggles with the knowledge that she doesn't have to die here>unfortunately even if she does, the Ogdru Jahad and the Black Flame will simply follow her into virgin territory
>>147118316>The relationship is super weird and abusive even when Lute eventually comes to like herI can definitely see Loona becoming a turncoat/abandoning the DHORKS for hell if thats the case. Poor girl.>Actually changed my mind about Mignola Loona.Brutal.
>>147118349Yeah either way it's not pretty. Either she dies or trying to prove herself or she decides to wage war on humanity in a fucked up self hating way where she idolizes hellborn society. Only to be crushed when she realizes it sucks just as much. As for the Mignola one, it's Hellboy no one gets a straightforward happy ending. The entire point is that this world age is ending and all the heroes can do is attempt to soften the blow. But at least she'd be a badass who'd be utterly unimpressed by the sins.
>what if we had a gay demon love storyIt sucks
>>147118397So either way its a bad ending. Man. I could see Lute treating her like one of her exorcists except much more vitriloic because of what she is. Loona may end up having an uncle ruckus phase.>But at least she'd be a badass who'd be utterly unimpressed by the sins.The sins seem rather unimpressive in general.
I don't understand this love for Loona, but I respect it. You lot are some dedicated bunch.
>>147118468What can I say? She's our girl.
>>147118482She's your girl alright. I want you all to enjoy her; I hope nothing happens to her, for y'all's sake.
>>147118516i hope she diesfuck loonafags
>>147118451>So either way its a bad ending. Man. I could see Lute treating her like one of her exorcists except much more vitriloic because of what she is. Loona may end up having an uncle ruckus phase.>>But at least she'd be a badass who'd be utterly unimpressed by the sins.>The sins seem rather unimpressive in general. Nah. Mignola Loona would have a bittersweet ending. The monsters would enter into HH Hell and basically be unstoppable. Then Loona'd have badass monologue about how it's like when the Natives were exposed to smallpox and without the mystical traditions designed to counteract them there's no antibodies. It'd end with>"Now I get it, the reason why I was sent away from here, I'm the Goddamn antibody."before kicking ass
I still haven't watched a single second of season 2
>>147118542I hope your heart softens and you can be happy.
>>147118516Thanks anon. Truth be told I don't know what'll happen, but I'm enjoying the ride while it lasts.>>147118542>most well-adjusted loona hater>>147118548>"Now I get it, the reason why I was sent away from here, I'm the Goddamn antibody."Okay that is badass.
In Anon's place, going through the events, are there any characters you'd actively kill/save/spare?
>>147118579Wally is spared. I like that guy.
>>147118579In hootgame? Eh, I'm a softie. I'd try to spare everyone I can, even Chaz. Some like Crim might have to go because they're an active danger though.
Loona is cute.
