What does /co/ like about him?
>>147094545ew I can see his butt cheeks
>>147094545Cool design, I've always liked the strong but simple kind of character too. He was my favourite X-Man as a kid.
>>147094579You're welcome.
>>147094545i like his sister
>>147094545Hey, buns of steel.
>>147094545I'd like to impregnate his sis
>>147094545Honestly? The horizontal lines in his skin.It's what grabbed me about his design, and what kept me thinking about him afterwards.It turned him from just having metal skin into something unique, and makes you wonder if there's more to them.
>>147094545His ass looks deformed. Someone get a supe with superstrength to smush his iron buttocks in place
>>147094780>Honestly? The horizontal lines in his skinA small detail but definitely one that stuck out to me as well. We've seen plenty of superhuman characters with metallic skin. But his pattern is still distinctive. I always imagined the lines are meant to be grooves in armor. Allowing the mobility of his joints.
>>147094886How about superspeed instead?
>>147094545When I first saw the character I liked that he was big and strong. I've always liked those kinds of characters. And uh, I think Chris Claremont gave me a fetish with pic related. The size difference, anons. The size difference.I think it was cool how he was Juggernaut for awhile and his gimmick was martyrdom over that. Speaking of - how did he get off the Cyttorak-aid? Was it getting Phoenix'd?
>>147094963I kinda wonder what a world without Claremont and Byrne would be likeI hope it’s a paradise
He canonically saw a woman he wanted to have sex with as grown-up Illyana, that's the story of him losing his virginity
>>147094545Wait...I have seen that pose before. Only with Elvis naked and two very buff Aliens eyeing him up. Is...is this shit traced or vice versa?
>>147095165I...uh what?
>>147095176Years ago I saw a piece of gay erotica that was Elvis being abducted by gay aliens. It showed Elvis in the same pose as Colossus was iirc and there were two really buff green aliens staring him down with their crotches covered by something like stray branches or foliage. They had a flying saucer in the background and, its fucking weird to say this I know, but the aliens heavily resembled black men with massive eyes and dark green skin. It was fucking weird. I think I saw it on /x/ or someother board and I think I have saved on one of my computers
This is getting into "I recognize that bulge" levels right now.
>>147094545Tag: lolicon, incest
>>147095221Well that's something you don't read about everyday. But to give you the boring answer. The illustration is from Marvel's swimsuit pin-up special. Joe Jusko worked on the piece. But I edited it.
>>147095275I'd be down for some loli Magik
I am going to search tonight after work to see if I have it as I am currently phone posting in the morning of a 12 hour shift. Another thing about the art was that it was clearly older in style as it was that late 80s early 90s airbrush pieces you tend to see early web artists back in the day scan and upload as fanart. Think like old ass star trek fanart.>>147095281Thanks for the info. I am going to look up his work to see if there is any possibly tangently related pieces just in case.
>>147095221>>147095281>I edited itIt sounds like you have some potential in the field of gay Elvis erotica illustrations. You should give it a try, Anon. They probably pay pretty well.
>>147095287Good taste
>>147095305Thanks, I guess?
>>147095281I am surprised they basically gave Collossus ass cleavage here
>>147095340It's a very nice pin-up. Leaves little to the imagination, don't know if editors nowadays would allow that.
>>147095324>comrade! look at my little sister! she's the cutest, da?
>>147094951Based.
Is Colossus another X-Man like Nightcrawler where most of his fans are gays?
>>147095025At the least, there's probably a timeline where the whole situation around the Dark Phoenix storyline leads to Shooter just firing Claremont, Byrne, and their editor, and getting someone else to take over the book and finish the story.
>>147095966Yes except nightcrawler does not have any fans[/spoilers]
>>147095966tbqh, fagposting aside, Colossus and Nightcrawler do seem to get similar reception from comics fans. feels like both characters are just about liked by everyone, but it's rare to find someone who really loves them. though, on the plus side, it's also rare to find people who genuinely hate the two as well
>>147096211To be honest, the only thing I hate kurt for is the "make more mutants" but I can forget that just like the editors did with those children
>>147094917I wonder if his weiner is grooved too
>>147094545His hair being normal but everything else being metallic is a better design choice than being 100% metallic (I’m looking at you captain atom )
I like his sister
>>147096782It does have a subtle sheen to it.
>>147095966Isn’t that most x-men?
>>147096763Ribbed for his pleasure
>>147095296> a 12 hour shift.Good grief.
>>147095296i am avarage america man. i work 12 hours in hamburger mine to buy one elvis presley gay erotica
>>147098825>>147098864>gay elvis alien erotica in 4 hours
I have to travel home ontop of 12 hours of work
>>147098958It’s not a long commute is it?
>>147096211> but it's rare to find someone who really loves them. thoughHow come? What’s lacking?
>>147099444i don't know myself, it was just an observation. but i don't think i come across diehard Nightcrawler or Colossus fans like i do Wolverine or Cyclops. or, for a more "fitting" example since those two are already really popular, someone like Gambit has diehard fans that could rec you some good stuff if you were curious. some people simply "like" him, sure, but it's not really that prominent. on the other hand, Nightcrawler and Colossus, at least from my experience, have a lot of people that like them, but few that really love them and read their stuff or would watch an X-Men series just for them. like, most people would just think "oh, he's cool" when asked their opinion on Nightcrawler, with very few outright disliking him, but also few that really love the guyit's ironic, because my two closest friends love Nightcrawler and Colossus
>>147099595I see, thanks for sharing your thoughts.
>>147094545He's shiny.
>>147094545He should be gay to make Putin mad.
>>147099870He is in the Ultimate universe.
>>147099805yeah
Just strong, durable guy #29130 to me.
>>147096211He's my favourite X-Man but I don't really diehard love him. And despite being my favourite X-Man I wouldn't put him in my top 5 favourite comic characters, either.
>>147099595>it's ironic, because my two closest friends love Nightcrawler and Colossuslol
It has been found.
I am now going to sleep. I will not go into how much fucking work it required to find it.
>>147103015>>147103028you are a man of your word. I will give you that
>>147094545Are his turds metal?
>>147103028I still have so many questions.
>>147103015...
>>147094545it is a mystery
You think Colossus would read Blue Period?
>>147094579>>147094674>>147094750>>147094778
>>147105199hot
>>147095966lmao they made his Ultimate version a homo and he wanted to fuck Wolverine
>>147106260Brings a whole new meaning to the "Fastball Special".
>>147096861tummyy
>>147103015thanks, anon. thanks for keeping your worda bit confused though on where they look like black men but green
>>147103015Hhhot.
>>147103015GodI wish that was me
>>147103015
>>147103271why would they apply metallic colored paint to a silver body just to ape a costume/uniform?
>>147108470decent schoop but would have worked better if you lowered the, let's call it 'intensity' of the color on Colossus
>>147108470lmao
>>147103362Why would they be?
>>147108470Claremont went too far this time
>>147111499Is it?
>>147094545>Everyone is so mean to me
can his metal skin stop adamantium
>>147112653I wonder.
>>147103015Why do you have this?
>>147112653canonically, probably not.
>>147113783What's it made of?
>>147113717like you didn't save it
What happens if he turns metal in the middle of pooping?
>>147114543I didn't.
>>147114543I did
>>147114766Did you now?
>>147096861They’re siblings?
>>147094545why is he naked
>>147117359>>147095281
>>147117583i see
>>147114644
>>147114586Who knows.
>>147108470
>>147095362>don't know if editors nowadays would allow that
He's a nice lad.Also, his closeted gay version in Ultimate universe is interesting, but shipping him with the twink was so ew. He's obviously a Masc4Masc type of gay.
>>147094579Reptilian detected
>>147105199>he cut out CatwomanGaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.
>>147117359Why aren’t you ?
>>147120658Who’d suit him best as a partner? Hercules, Wolverine, Demolition Man?
>>147120335At Marvel. They haven’t had a swimsuit pin-up special in quite some time.
i like his little sister more
>>147121671What?
>>147120335Sex appeal. This is all Nightwing is. Even straights only care about him so they can use him as a fictional bull who fucks hot girls to self-insert as
He's made for girls of questionable ages.
>>147094691This
>>147121593its poking out
>>147094545He's by far the second hottest dude in Marvel. Only Venom is hotter.
>>147126544Who are your top 5?
where is elvis? what happened to elvis?
>>147127990He left the building it would seem.
>>147112653Not in the Ultimate version. Not sure about 616.
>>147124350Primates like butts. Reptilians don't. Simple as. Go back to your underground cave world.
>>147094545That's one colossal ass
>>147129945You could say that again.
>>147094545Dats gay
>>147131723Liking a superhero?
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