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What the fuck do you put on your resume? What job or
Higher learning do you take?

Also Use this if you want:

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main
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https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Small_Object_Precision
So I'm just a low-rent Bullseye?
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>>147120651
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Automatic_Self-Preservation
Evading sentinels with ez
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>>147120665
You could be a seamster
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https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Wish
Guess that I wish myself a perfect life or something and become one of the billion superhero comic characters that could solve 99% of problems in existence in a single afternoon.But let's roll again for something less god-like
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gender_Manipulation
Looks like that I am destined to become the ultimate tranny surgeon or something. Dr. Anon Y. Mous—the Dick Removal Expert.
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>>147120651
Do you think i can get a job making super durable packages and tank armor or something?

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sealing_Armor
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>>147120651
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Perception
Probably stay with the X-men so I can help find potential new recruits for the team, since my power basically does the same thing as cerebro I don't know if I'm gonna be of much use, alternatives are working for Stark Enterprise. Biology/exercise science so I can really bring out the best out of other people's powers.
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>>147120665
>So I'm just a low-rent Bullseye?
Imagine being a swordsman superhero but instead of using a fully sized sword you use one of those tiny cocktail swords because your just that good.
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>>147120651
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Emotion_Breath
I guess I go to the Avengers and ask if they need a reserve member
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>>147120651
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tentacle_Constructs

porn star
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https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bodily_Gas_Manipulation

I am the odor that wafts in the night.
I am the foghorn of flatulence that thunders natures call.
I am... the BRAAAAAPMAN

I start up a boutique subscription service and sell my skills to the highest bidder. Got a fetish for farts? Want your boss to shart his pants in a major meeting? The Braaapman's got you covered.
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>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Clairomancy
>detects event from other location and time
I'm gonna be useful in the police force am I?
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https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Absorption_Waves
I’ll stick with the X-men and hope I can actually control this nonsense
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>>147120651
>Anti-Power Weaponry
Ok, so I'll do another random to see what I can counter.
>Multiple Tails
Guess I'll be a janitor.
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https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Video_Game_Powers_Bestowal
I feel like I'm gonna be set for life no matter what I do.
Alternatively after trying again for a slightly more reasonble/sense-making power, I just became one of the ultimate therapists and now have to fear for my life before all the big pharma comes after me for rendering antidepressants obsolete.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sadness_Absorption
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>>147120651
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Self-Brain_Manipulation
Fucking jackpot! "Resume"? I don't need a resume for Godhood
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>>147120651
No.
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>>147120651
>What the fuck do you put on your resume What job or Higher learning do you take?
Xavier's school was legitimately a prep school, Jean's parents transferred her to Metro College after she graduated.
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>>147120651
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Plasma_Empowerment

I'll go swimming in the Sun and other stars.
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>>147120651
I rolled 3 and got
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Zombie_Physiology/Superior
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Geological_Phenomena_Manipulation
and
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Vibration_Magic
which all make a suprisingly cohesive superhero. some sort of zombie who can resonate with the frequencies of the ground he arose from. unfortunately i'd probably just use the vibration stuff to become a porn star because i already do that.
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https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Birth_Manipulation

I supposed someone would pay to have me manipulate so their child comes out a certain way.
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bump
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>>147120651
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Apocalyptic_Energy_Generation
Damn, I'm too OP.
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https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Depowering_Chest_Blasts
I'm useless.
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>>147120651

I wonder how i could get rich from this

https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Energy_Matter_Constructs
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>>147120651
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Snow_Magic
I graduated by being a shittier, less versatile Ice Man and escaping the attention of every X-Man and X-Men villain by staying neatly in Bobby's "Omega Level" shadow. A fact that I may or may not be somewhat resentful about.

Soon after graduating, I moved out to the west coast and opened a shaved ice shop. I saved a fortune by not needing to buy heavy equipment. I went to Krakoa once but I didn't mesh with the vibe so I never ended up staying there long term.
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So I got this https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Dragon_Creation which is a sub power of this https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Manipulation which is then a sub power of this https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Matter_Manipulation ... honestly I don't fucking know, sell shit to people maybe? Get a contract with a government for lots of money? Im not interested in hero or villain shit because I'm an autistic pussy.
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>>147120651
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Organic_Illusion
Oh this FUCKS.
Call me…Sporecerer.
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>>147120651
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Taoism_Mastery

Resume:
>Ascended the peak of Mt. Tai and achieved effortless oneness with the Dao
>Proficient in every Martial Art
>Proficient with Adobe Photoshop and Adobe Illustrator for graphic design
>Proficient with Microsoft Office Excel for Data Analysis, Data Processing, and Macros
>Proficient in Danger Room programming and scenario design
>Fluent in English and Ancient Chinese
>Intermediate in Modern Chinese
>Interned at Strange Academy as an Instructor

I'll probably try to get a job at one of the safer super hero schools or--failing that--i try to get a job in K'un-Lun. If can't find anything, I'll hunker down wherever I can live it up as a chi-cultivating NEET
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>>147120651
>What the fuck do you put on your resume?
Isn't it a fully functioning and accredited prep school?
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>>147120651
>Supernatural Mind
>The power to possess a mental condition drastically beyond what is naturally possible.

I guess I become a mutant billionaire genius and use my vast wealth from doing smart stuff to support my fellow mutants.
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https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Divine_Power_Absorption

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xLDN2fKox8
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>>147132091
Then what school do you go to?
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>>147120651
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spiritual_Metal_Manipulation

Become member of a government agency dealing with spiritual and supernatural threats and moonlight as a detective and superhero.

Become talented at multiple martial arts, weapon martial arts, learn how to use a bow cross bow and magic.
Also keep a musket handy.
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>ITT mutie trash
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>>147120651
>Loyalty Based Power Replication
>The user can replicate and use the skills and abilities of anyone based on how loyal they are be it friends, family, or comrades. Some users may gain powers at random based on the number of people loyal to them.
Pretty useful since the X-Men are a team
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>>147120651
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Xylokinetic_Creature_Creation

I can work with this, to me my X-Treants.
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>>147120651
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Body_Part_Merging
I can work with this my name will be
hekatonchires
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>>147120651
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Soil_Consumption
I eat dirt.... is Mole Man hiring?



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