Why did hank marry her he could've done way better.
Most people think that about middle aged couples but don't realize it is often a byproduct of young love
Get rid of the stupid haircut and I would still hit it.
A lot of the humor of the show would be gone if Peggy was different. Peggy is really the perfect wife for what the show was aiming for.
Same reason why Ldubzzz married that whore. Mother issues.
If I were Joseph I'd be trying to bang my mom like there was no tomorrow.
>>147134549Uh no, he’s a emotionally repressed man with zero sexuality. Even Minh and Nancy thought that while Hank was a good man, he wasn’t sexy at all
There was an episode about that, I think.
>>147134852What was King of the Hill aiming for, anon?
>>147134549Better? She was one of the best female softball players at the school. Hank likes his women athletic.
>>147136920An earnest chuckle that dosen’t go for the easy potty joke.
>>147135202Yeah Hank is like 6'2 220lbs and despite being drawn with small arms pretty regularly still apparently works out. It's mentioned offhandedly that he still goes to the gym (or at least did as recently as a few years ago) and when he's locked up with the workout equipment in "Apres Hank, le Deluge" he works out.
>>147137128That's to say, he's not UGLY he's just a tall pudgy dude that is more non-scintillating than repulsive. He and Bill are different kinds of not-sexy.
>>147134549He loves her.
>>147134549i hate peggy so much. hank deserves so much better. i dont understand women. if i was a girl and landed a man like hank i would do fucking everything i could to keep him. keep my figure, learn to cook exactly what he wants be on my knees in front of his cock the second he wants it. he could use any hole and i would take it happily because i would know that i am safe and protected by a genuinely good strong man. i fucking hate modern women so much
>>147137194>Any holeHank enjoys a 50-50 mix of lights-off missionary and lights-off cowgirl, that's it. And at least according to Peggy they only go at it once a week (Tuesdays IIRC)
>>147134549In show reason? Because he loves her.Writing-based reason? Peggy is a great character because she is crazy and often does unlikeable things. She is a good foil for Hank's uptight personality, and is a chaos agent who causes many of the best plots in the show.
>>147137112There's an episode that keeps making fun of Peggy's huge dumps.
>>147137343Those weren't easy potty jokes. Those took a lot of blood sweat and tears.
>>147135182?
>>147134549She's the best character in the show, I love that she does selfish and hilarious things.In spite of her egoism she is a good mother to Bobby (she accepts him and lets him express himself freely) and is a good surrogate mother to Luanne, she has many good qualities no one brings up in these conversations.
>>147134589sometimes she looks ugly, other times looks good (for a plain mother kind of good)
Do you think Peggy has a full bush?
>>147134549Hank took one for the team to keep Peggy from being a worse danger to herself and others. Remember the time she made mustard gas? Imagine if Hank wasn't around to do damage control.
>>147138314This I don't get why some people dislike her so much. I recently watched KotH for the first time and was expecting her to be unlikable, but she's no more flawed than any other character and is entertaining.
>>147138414Knowing Hank, probably not...
>>147139526cringe Hank
>>147138314there are so many other candidates for worst character, i don't know why Peggy always is bitched about. they shoulda had season 11 end with Bill and Gilbert dying in a gas oven explosion>>147138414Peggy hasn't trimmed once
>>147134549I don't know why, but despite loving Linda Belcher since Season 1 of her own show, I've never found Peggy attractive. I love big noses and big feet on women, but the wires just don't cross in a way that makes me lust after her like all the other FOX animated moms.
>>147134549cool glasses
>>147138314>>147139161Only people who self-insert as Peggy think this.
>>147134549>Why did hank marry her https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fnpag21hor4
>>147134549>Why did Hank marry her?>That time Peggy thought there were robbers in the house and broke the leg off a wooden chair to beat them to death>That time Hank found out Peggy keeps a butcher's knife under her pillow>That time Hank got sick of his old rivals talking shit and Peggy broke a glass bottle to stab them withBitch is fucking insane and he's into it.
>>147143259https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAEH27HJf0A
>>147137194sounds like you wanna be gay
I wonder if Peggy is a minx in bed, those HO-YEAHs she gives always sound so energetic
>>147144092https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZtrg_NJKHo
peggy has a killer body and shes a good wife and mother
>>147138414no.
>>147144466Then what? Fully shaved?Landing strip?
>>147143259I may not like her much but Peggy is ride or die and that's valuable.
>>147144969
>>147134549If she were to be made today it would be the perfect character. Especially for older teen/adult television. She's a perfect mother figure.
>>147144428~Haaaank
Peggy has some nice tits
>>147135182Stopped watching his content a while before that an after hearing he has a onlyfans girlfriend, I was never watching his shit again
>Make love to me Hank, you can do it, even with you narrow urethra
>>147137194You can download Grindr and do that
>>147145413Is there a particular name for that outfit/getup? I don't into fashion, but I do like that look.
>>147147221Who's got that pic from when she was getting baptized?
>>147144969trimmed Peggy ain't a whore so she isn't clean saving but she's also not a slob so she won't have a bush
>>147148145me?>>147148532the state of genital hair doesn't have to mean either of those
>>147148561true. but they do
>>147142584why would I want to self insert as Peggy?
>>147148602she is greatwho wouldn't want to be Peggy?
>>147134549What!? Peggy is a great wife. She does all the housework and is a great wife and mother. She is a little full of herself but everyone has flaws. I mean she does get a little Flanderized later on in the series. But she definitely has the emotional intelligence and warmth both Hank and Bobby need. There is nothing wrong with Peggy outside of being a little up her own ass. But everyone in this show has flaws. This isn't like Homer and Marge.
>>147148602I want to insert myself into Peggy
>>147134568>>147134584I actually run into this quite often, older couples were one of them is waaay better than the other and you just wonder how the fuck did this happenI guess you get used to your shitty spouse
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>>147134549She is good at pegging him
>>147134549>he could've done way better.Like who?
>>147147557>Is there a particular name for that outfit/getup?um... prostitute?
>>147148660When you try to peg the Peggy, you get pegged, piggy.
>>147149303HO-YEAAAAAAH!
>>147148561I'm still surprised they drew nipple bumps.
>>147149878the pubis is visible too
