Would you have supported this ship in Gravity Falls if it became canon?
>>147135235Kys self inserter
Ah Wendy, one of my childhood crushes
>>147135235Depends, do they have an awkard first date episode?
>>147135235It was canon. They traded hats. They're basically married.
Why did they treat 12 and 15 like a huge age gap and why did they make Wendy look way bigger than Dipper if those ages are correctShit makes no sense
Yes.
>>147135667It's an easy excuse for them to not get together, because modern cartoon writers' only sexual experience is learning to respect women's choice to not sleep with them (That is, until they think they are famous enough to get away with rape) and thus can't write romance for shit.Dan and Swampy are the only real men left in cartoon industry.
>>147135667For that age range it is / feels like it. Someone 21 with someone 24 nobody would care while someone 10 with someone 13 (or teen with non teen) might lead to negative gossip or whatever.But really, with those two it was obviously a height issue and Dipper looking like he was 8 or something. If he was the same height nobody wouldve noticed or cared. As for why Dipper was smaller who knows? Probably didnt get his growth spurt yet or something
>>147135667>Why did they treat 12 and 15 like a huge age gapEh, at that age is kinda is, at least in the sense that three years seems like a significantly longer amount of time when you're younger than when you're older.Also I think Dipper is just supposed to be short.
>>147135930He's as tall as other kids, cartoons tend to draw kids and teens shorter than they should. Wendy is supposed to be tall, but they screwed this up.
>>147135667Anon, in that stage of life 3 years IS a huge difference.
>>147136024he’s as tall as the other 12 year old girls (or really, only Mabel and Pacifica, Candy is younger and Grenda is taller). When the show does rarely show other 12 year old boys they’re always taller than Pacifica and DipperHirsch has said this was cause of his experience as being the shortest boy in school and desperate to “grow up” or “become a man”, which he wanted to teach Dipper is toxic
Well all wanna fuck Lauren
>>147136066No it isn’t. I’ve seen dozens of couples with agegaps more than that my whole school life. Practically every highschool girl used to have or want a bf who’s in college, that was always a standard thing to see.People like you need to stop living life through the morals of a jewish liberal like Hirsch, californian cartoons aren’t reality.
>>14713612012 vs 15, my man. Try to remember your own development between those ages. Vastly different than say, 16 vs 19.
>>147136079they don't use boys his age much so they don't embarrass dipper
Who would have been a good SO for Dipper, if not Wendy?
>>147136170>Try to remember your own development between those agesI didn't grow up in California, so I remember several kids who had gfs in older grades that age. Especially 13 year olds. Noone cared, noone had a panic attack about it and started crying about "maturity" and blablabla
>>147136183They managed to give him good dynamic with Pacifica, entirely by accident. Candy could've been a good contrast of a goofy bubbly girl for his serious nerd shit.But truth is, all female characters in Gravity Falls are bad.
>>147136205>Candy could've been a good contrast of a goofy bubbly girlWasn't she just a shy awkward girl when she was first introduced in "Double Dipper"?
When is that new Cartoonsaur short gonna drop?
>>147136221She was weird, but not shy. She really is nearly identical to Mabel, with trying to shift her into a bit of psycho in random gags.
>>147136183Paz easy. They have great chemistry and Dipper doesnt put her on a pedastel. They actually end up bringing out the best in each other.
>>147135235No, it's unrealistic. Dipper's best shot is his sister's friend.
>>147136183 Mermando
>>147136346She'd totally fuck him during the apocalypse though.He'd be coming home with herpes for sure, if not for censorship.
>>147136120It should be obvious that your example is invalid because men and women have significant differences in how much they like age differences, although to be completely fair to you, the truth is that when I was very young it wasn't that uncommon for girls to want a relationship with someone younger than them who they considered cute, it almost never led to a relationship but that's another matter.
>>14713566712/15 isn't a huge age gap but it is a huge developmental gap. Some people have difficulty with these nuances.
>>147136203Neither did I. In fact, I'm not even Murrican but from a very liberal Western-European country. 12 vs 15 is a huge difference and it was when I was that age some 20 years ago. Just because you deny child development stages doesn't mean they're not real.
>>147135235yes.i know what im about.
No 15 year old wants a 12 year old.>yeah I'll happily give up my more developed high school friends and classmates for this kid in middle school
I don't care about ships so I won't care, now if it was funny I'd care but it isn't
>>147136183he'll have his first and only actual girlfriend in his early 30s, she'll be a quirk chungus millennial, who has 1001 exes, which were all jocks who pumped and dumped her, and now she wants to settle down with a lowrisk desperate weak soimale like dipper so she won't have to feel like she failed at life when she's home for christmas, she'll make him get a vasectomy, they'll adopt 3 cats, she'll film many awful tiktoks into their 40s about how he's such a "niceguy" who is respectful of women, and she's glad she picked him as her "lifepartner" (for that is what she calls him)
>>147136183Norman
>>147136648that sounds like Mabel
>>147136680I feel like Wirt would be a good boyfriend for him too
Wendy is very inconsistently written, but I prefer a version where she seems to be very conflict-avoidant and can be pressured into relationship with anyone (But will ghost him after a first date)
>>147135667They claimed she's tall for her age because of her freak lumberjack genes, but she looks pretty normal next to the other teenagers. Dipper being so damn short is just American cartoon design conventions of every kid under high school age being toddler size.
>>147136410>>147136680>>147136861>Dipper turning gayHow would it happen? How would Mabel react?
>>147136932I don't think they ever said Wendy is tall for her age. The only time they ever mentioned her as "tall" was a picture of her standing next to her baby brothers - one of whom was still in a diaper so no shit she'd be tallerOn the other hand Alex Hirsch has said Dipper is short for his age, multiple times like in interviews https://www.avclub.com/gravity-falls-alex-hirsch-previews-the-show-s-new-seas-1798270827 and episode commentaries
>>147135667Realistically it isn't a big gap. But that's the difference between a high schooler and a middle schooler. Socially that is going to be looked at oddly. Probably doesn't help that Wendy is naturally tall and Dip is very short.
>>147136607That's about it. At that age you're making your way to being an adult and trying to hook up with a kid just isn't going to gel with that.
>>147136607What do they think she would've seen in him that would've justified him being her boyfriend?
>>147136980He learns to stop orbiting girls on reflex and just meets a guy that actually shares his interests and he gets along with
>>147135667Wendy doesn't look 15
>>147135667You may be right that it's not that big of an age gap, but the height is what absolutely destroys the ship for me. She looks like she could be his babysitter, not a potential girlfriend.
>>147135235Is she giving him a tongue bath?
>>147135235No, Paz is better, always. Wendy may be a close friend, but he was too much of a simp for it to ever work. Wendy has also broken up with a bunch of people so he'd just be adding to the list. Paz is the only girl he's actually acted like himself around, she's his age and she's got a lot of money. Plus, Wendy always being part of the "Pines family" in every crew picture would make it weird if she ever dated Dipper.
>>147137957I always see future Pacifica depicted as a diner waitress, is this canon and I just missed it?
>>147138030Unused idea from the finale was Pacifica working at the diner after her family lost their money.
Two for one
>>147135250/thread>>147136183nothing, he doesnt deserve shit
>>147135694To be fair, the rapeyness of betas is a new thing because women are just that less unrealistic in their standards until they are ready to settle down for betabux. Society and humans have never left the reality that men get to decide things and women have to listen. Leaving this reality in soft/esoteric systems like game/society doesn't get to remove it from hard/objective systems like living/breathing/eating/shitting/fucking. Humans are at once not animals but also just animals.
They legitimately would have been cute together
>>147135667There is absolutely no fucking way Wendy is 15, there is no 15 year old on this planet that acts like she does
>>147136733Because Dipper ends up with Mable.
>>147139247Fictional characters tend to be more intelligent and mature to be able to follow the plot but I'm also not sure what about her behavior you find so unrealistic.
>>147139250that'd make him a huge loser
>>147139302very in-character, then
>>147139418He beat up Gideon in a mech
>>147135235I support all sort of /ss/ and /ll/ shipsNo waiting game bullshit, just go for it
>>147135235It was only a two year difference. Dipper's big issue was his immaturity: he was so focused on being a spaz, he didn't realize that Wendy enjoyed hanging out with him whenever he was focused on his hobby and personal goals. If he had realized that, maybe he wouldn't have spent so much time trying to impress her and would've actually impressed her by being his usual self.
>>147135667it is a huge gap. the height difference isn't helping either
>>147139665It's literally a year bigger than Aang and Katara.
>>147135235I didn't watch this show much, but wasn't this guy an adult man who was just comically short? He had an adult's voice.
>>147139687It's actually a two year difference, so the age gap is the same.Dipper turns 13 at the end of summer while Wendy stays 15.
>>147139569Based
>>147140815You bring shame on your house.
>>147135235its what i want.
>>147140833more swain wendip please!
