Why do they scare most of /co/ and the Marvel editorial so much by being together? They seem fun when you have a half decent writer.
Who's the hottie on the right?
>>147140171Good question, here’s a better one: How does Spidey hide his boners in a skintight suit?
>>147140185Felicia...
>>147140185That's Spider-Slut. Running around in that tight suit, flaunting his stuff all over the city. It's outrageous. No dignity, no shame. He's a damn menace, I tell you!
>>147140171>this thread again, and again.Feliciafags will never learn. Like the brain rotten gooners they are the version of Felicia in their minds is completely different from all versions seen in the last 40 years of comic history that tell anyone with a working brain why Black Cat and Spider-Man will never be in a serious, lasting relationship.
>>147140171It works better as a flirtation than a relationship because it puts Peter's morals into question if he lets Felicia do crime and if she stops doing crime, she's a different character than the one fans like.
>>147140248I don't think she could have any lasting relationship with anyone, desu. I would have wanted to see her having an adventure with Gambit and then hook up with him. She's the kind of woman he likes to commit crimes with and end it with some casual sex before moving on.
>>147140248Gonna cry?
>>147140171Felicia has never been considered endgame. She's always the rebound girl, the bad girl that warms up Peter's bed every once in a while before he starts seeing another girl. The only girl that Peter can end up with in the end is MJ but Marvel wants him to be a bachelor for life. Just enjoy their occasional hookups.
>>147140171Genuinely mind boggling that one more day happened eighteen years ago and yet we haven't had a real romance that hasn't been snipped in the bud by editorial.
>>147140185That's Black Cat.
>>147140765Black Cat will never be a real thing with Spider-Man, One More Day would never open the way for a solid relationship between them, it clear from the get go as Felicia got her mind wiped as well from Mephisto’s deal; when Peter revealed to her, again, his real identity Felicia was deep in her old life as a thief, was confirmed as bisexual and went full force in being portrayed as someone with plenty of one-might stands.
>>147140171Because it would make Pete looking a loser by marrying the biggest whore in his comics.
>>147140171Because they are a healthy heterosexual couple where theyre both white and good looking and spiderman has to be miserable according to Dan Slott that includes a endless rotating corousal of whores until he has 1000+ exes.
>>147140894>Because they are a healthy heterosexual coupleMarvel made Black Cat bisexual by the time OMD was about to happen.
>>147140894You don’t read comics and it shows:Black Cat fucks women too now.
>>147140765OMD has told the fans that no relationship will ever be real so you shouldn't get invested in anything new. There's no illusion anymore to hold it up.
>>147140297sounds familiar and a tiring trend
>>147140171actually we the real Peterbros love them so much.
>>147141107>delusionals who keep imagining Felicia as a happy wife and mother.>the real Peterbros.
>>147140171Isn't she a massive nymph and whore with a tendency of kleptomania? I don't think fans want Spidey sticking his spider stinger in that Kitty taint as a serious relationship.
>>147141141That’s the thing, the Felicia in the average Feliciafag mind can be fixed, while remaining the vixen they fell in love with, the quintessential pure slut fantasy.
>>147141141Sure, Peter is a manwhore but you don't have to be so harsh towards him, man
>>147141193>>147141195>two posts that prove me rightWow Felicia is a dirty cum rag and a shitty friend. Wonder why writers keep her around.
>>147141222Everything is fine, Slott. You can now continue your pedophile Spider-Boy book
>>147141193Theres no fixing her, bitch has more herpes than nine lives.
>>147140237JJ...
>modern spider-man>having a half decent writerlooooool
>>147141102Editorial doesn't want characters to change, so you might as well stop wanting things to happen that would require them to change.
>>147140894>Black Cat>Peter>Healthy anything with each other ever
>>147140894>they are a healthy heterosexual coupleThis has never ever been case. Not only does she reject him the only time he’s proposed to her, but she’s fucked 3 of closest friends. 2 of of which she fucked to piss him off
>>147140731Spider-Man having a certified endgame love interest just sends shippers into a meltdown
>>147140941Nobody reads modern comics because they aren't worth the time.