>HE'S MINEWell, /co/? Are you going to hand over Spider-Man to this guy with big scary metal arms or not?
Kill yourself freak.
>>147149272I would ask myself why is Joe Pera next to me in the train.
>opens Spotify>Cranks up Empire State of Mind by Jay Z featuring Alicia Keys>Step up to him, mean muggin', nodding along>'th-this is my stop,' he mutters as he slinks off in defeat
>Come here. Parker, what do you know about high society?>Oh, well, I...>Don't answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You're all I got. Big party for an American hero. My son, the astronaut
>>147149307>Joe Pera?
>>147149376I assume he meant Joey Diazalso I look like this and I say this
>>147149307Nigger how do you confuse Joe Pera with Joey Diaz?
>>147149410NORM!
>>147149429Italian comedians, first name Joseph
>>147149743joey diaz is cuban
>>147149272Not gonna lie octo man that's kinda fucking gay, take your lover's spat somewhere else I gotta get to work, baka
>>147149410Phil LaMarr (Samurai Jack and Hermes) is also in the subway scene.
>>147149410>So Joe, listen to dis, back in '04 I was riding the F train outta Queens, when all da sudden...>Wow Joey, that's fucking crazy man. Guy had eight limbs? Jaime, bring that up...
