Post objectively wrong episodes
>>147151676Still losing the fight against autism?
>>147151676True.
>>147151676If you type OH NO you have AIDS
>>147151800Looks like you have AIDS.
>>147151676This is probably the worst example of chasing current popular thing they've ever done.
OH NO! HE'S NOT GONNA GO3 - 0
I know I keep saying this but the yang vs tifa episdoe was provably wrong, they powerwanked the fuck out of Yang's durability feat because they don't understand pic related
>>147151886Yang will get hers when they do TMNT vs RWBY and Raphael guts her like a fish
Kratos could canonically be fucking Asura's wife in Asura's bed and Asura is so weak he'd be unable to even harm Kratos while he's busy giving her backshotsThat's a canon feat in GoW, Kratos is unable to be killed while fucking some cuck's wife
>>147151676All the episodes are wrong in some way.
>>147151867nah, the woman is objectively stronger.
>>147151896Nah, we're getting Yang vs Vi
>>147151904>kratos fucks used goodsKWAB.>O-OH W-WELL, ACSHUALLPost kratos destroying a planet
>>147151896They're never doing TMNT vs rwby. Ruby vs Maka will be the last flop from that series.
>>147151886I don't understand this either.
>>147151937She gets mogged by Cross-Comm express
>>147151967It’s a popular concept
>>147151946Funnily enough Vi vs Raphael is weirdly popular on Reddit.Seriously, Google it
>>147151979That sounds like the moron needs help to win this fight.
>>147152002No it isn't.>inb4 but muh thumbnail spam on muh googlerwby is not popular. Even your shitty watch threads here get maybe ten replies before sliding off the catalogue like the turd it is.
>>147152006>Professor X solos Shadow and Sonic have never shown resistance to mental attacks
>>147152033Well, there was Chronicles, but thats non canon.
>>147152031https://youtu.be/3DLPiQy-VMM?si=7vu0HyoFTxjbprEx18 thousand views disagrees
>>147152039Fuck all. Death Battle needs a lot more than that, loser.
>>147151960I-I-I-I CAN'T........
>>147152079An objectively matchup bro, most wanted for Turtles in the DB community. Which they always listen to as seen by them agreeing to Fall Guys vs Among Us and Kratos vs Asura
>>147152015Its gear
>>147152094The turtles should be fighting the Street Sharks.
>>147152113https://youtu.be/XhmVcozbBxU?si=zJuD0KUl3NbtF9FQ3 years old with less than 7 thousand views? Not happening
>>147152012I'm not going to Reddit, anon.
>>147152125And? That makes us want the Sharks vs Turtles less....how?
>>147152125Still better than RWBY! Kekaroo!
>>147152135Never was about what /co/ wanted, was about, who SHOHLD fight the Turtles.And signs are pouting RWBY (which had a death battle cast and a G1 blog)
>>147152151Objectively, no,>>147152039This has over twice as many views and is less than a month old
>>147152158>>147152153>samefag>eslKEKAPOOPY!
>>147152153Sharks vs Turtles is better.RWBY can mop up after the Mummies Alive.
>>147151975when you compress one side of an object, it puts tension the other sidethey based her durability on the compressive strength of concrete when she was smashed through the side of a pillar in her series, ignoring that the tensile strength of concrete is far less, and she didn't take as nearly as much force in that blow as they claimed. example, a human femur can support several hundred pounds sitting on top of it, but apply that same force to the side and it will likely breaknot only that, but they specifically cited her durability as the key reason she won in that episode, so the whole thing is bullshit
>>147152033Nah, they're way past thoughts.
>>147152158>>147152153>samefaggingJust because you watched it like some sort of autistic cult fag means jack shit.
>this image makes the RWBY Listroon shit and cry
RWBY can fight some forgettable team from some anime or whatever.As long as it uses long haired Blake.
>>147152179You’re genuinely suggesting I single-handedly provided not of the views on the RWBY vs Turtles video? Because that doesn’t seem to really track logistics wise
>>147151676I just want to know why they thought Megatron was a matchup for Frieza. Dragonball is already stupid to pair up against anything else since it has nothing but colossal scale comedy based feats in the first place. But a guy that can pop planets and move FTL instantly while tanking planets blowing up while standing on them vs Megatron? He is...none of these things. His gun barely ever actually hurts anyone else in the first place.
Is the RWBYfag going to start spamming thumbnails and shitty pixel fanart again? Is it even a RWBYfag? It's a tourist, right? None of the actual RWBYfags here give a shit about Death Battle, much less want to see them fight the TMNT.
>>147152173Doesn’t seem like it. If you’re arguing popularity, Turtles vs Ninjago:RWBY would be the way to go. If you’re arguing quality, Gargoyles easily trump Street Sharks
>>147152202RWBYFag is Listroon.
>>147152191I think a lot of people were hoping for Alternity Megatron
>>147152205>G-gargoylesYou mean the series Disney swept under the rug? At least Street Sharks came back for their 30th.
>>147152189High Guardian Spice. It's their most perfect matchup, as a team.
>>147152205Quality, yes. A more appropriate fight for the TMNT, no.
>Listtroon melty
>>147152190You can fake the numbers all you want, faggot, but you'll never, and I repeat, NEVER see RWBY vs TMNT on Deathbattle's youtube channel.
>>147152221Actually Gargoyles still has an ongoing comic series and has been confirmed to get a live action adaptation. Again, much better writing quality than Street Sharks or RWBY so you lose on that front as well. One could even say popularity given Gargoyles gets content and Street Sharks does not
>>147152243Street Sharks literally has a toyline going on right now, you fag.
>>147152225New York’s nocturnal and monstrous defenders
>>147152250Versus four mutant animal brothers designed to sell toys.
>>147152037Sonic doesn't have any resistance in Chronicles either. There it was because he was protected by a psychically enhanced chaos emerald.Cream, Big and Omega do have resistance though
You’re all wrong and retarded. It’s going to be and SHOULD be the Ninjago gang.
>>147152241https://x.com/DEATHBATTLE/status/1225839565908217856It was actually a community Death BattleAnd I’m going to take your “fake the numbers” line to be a genuine belief that I somehow managed to contribute at least 9000 views to a single video solely to make RWBY vs TMNT a popular matchup
>>147152268That was 5 years ago, kek, when are we getting Garrus vs Arbiter in that case
>>147152247Gargoyles also has NECA toys out. So it sounds like they have everything Street Sharks has along with actual content
>>147152268>S-SEE THEY'LL TOTALLY D-DO ITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>147152276>>147152284So, you acknowledge it did happen. Also, we are having plenty of old debates finally made into battles lately like Bowser vs Eggman so clearly she isn’t that relevant
>>147152268>2020 post
>>147152292I'm not even the guy you're arguing with, listroon, I'm just calling you retarded
>>147152267Why exactly over the Street Sharks?
>>147152292....She? Could you fucking learn to type and stop sperging out for a second?
>>147152302Because kill yourself contrarian troll
>>147152310Could you address the issues, because so far your need to type in all caps seems to suggest you’re the one more emotionally invested and aggressive about this
>>147152174ok, thanks for the response.
>>147152302Personally? I like the Ninjago gang more and they fit better with the TMNT personality wise.Generally? Better known in general and the interactions with the powersets are widened.
>>147152314How is Street Sharks vs Turtles contrarian?
>>147152320Listen, I don't know what third world country you're from, but you fucking put 'she'. Who is the she? One of the women from RWBY? Cause neither Street Sharks, Turtles, Ninjago or Gargoyles have valid female fighters amongst them.And by the way, RWBY ain't even fit enough to face the Street Sharks knock off toy line Muscle Mutts.
>>147152339Meant age. Typo.Also, the quality of writing clearly doesn’t to be that important if you’re backing Street Sharks. Why not choose the team that has a proven audience with an interesting array of powers besides generic super strength
>>147152352>No, see, support this generic group of anime uguu weeb goon bait! Wh-why? YOU JUST GOTTA OK!
>>147152113Who?
>>147152366Actually I argued their more varied skill sets seemed to be provide a more interesting debate as well as having a clearer better quality in terms of martial arts choreography
>>147152352Super strength, swimming through solid rock, gadgeteering...
>>147152384I would argue swimming through solid rock is just an application of strength rather than something like the Swim-Swim Fruit from One Piece
Turtles have experience fighting sharks.>Blugeon, Armagon, AlessioAlso>four brothers, mutated into beast, shunned by society, but still go out of their way to protect it from an evil man who wants to rule the world through mutations and alien invaders>NO THEY DON'T FIT WITH EACH OTHER AT ALL
>>147152387It could be incredibly useful depending on the arena.
>>147152374Meet me in the Street Shark tent and I'll introduce you to them.
>>147152392I don’t remember even the Gargoyles and Ninjago guys saying “they don’t fit at all”.
The turtles are meant to fight opponents who are bigger than them.>Rocksteady, Bebop, Slash, Tokka, Rahzar, Dogpound, Fishface, Groundchuck, Dirtbag, Armageddon, Shark Shredder, Super Shredder, Leatherhead, AntraxBut Street Sharks? Hold the phone! That's too weird! Reign it back, brother!
>>147152033Shadow has against Black Doom
>>147152392>but still go out of their way to protect it from an evil man who wants to rule the world through mutations and alien invadersYou realize that this applies to like 99% of the Turtle’s MUs right? You can even replace the first line with something equally relevant for the othersNinjago: Teenagers trained in martial arts by an old father-like teacher with ties to the main villain.Gargoyles: Feared and hidden protectors of New York by night.RWBY: Haughty teenagers together in a family-like bond trained for battle.
>>147152438Doenst that also apply to the Gargoyles? And possibly half of RWBY if you’re using the old Turtles Donatelllo is 4 feet tall in one of the cards
>>147152465Yeah get rid of the last one.
>>147152465RWBY and Ninjago did not fight aliens unless you count beings from other dimensions as aliens which is a copout
>>147152465>protectors of the nightThen have Goliath fight Batman. Faggot.
>>147152094There's more shit in their community that they ignore than anything else.
RWBYFag seems to have forgotten, this 'season' is their last hoorah. We don't even know if they'll do more after these confirmed matchups. (Hope they don't, just to see the autists in here scream)
>>147152153Kill yourself listtroon.
>>147152477>Doesn’t like GargoylesAre you gay?>>147152481They literally chose half of their season based off what the paypigs wanted
>Boco defending the Bolton brothersYou're OK in my books now, Boco.
>>147152495No, I don't like the MALE Gargoyles. I wanna rail Demona's blue-grey ass though.
>>147152510What about gay male Gargoyles?
>>147152495And no one paid for RWBY. KEK!
>>147152501Who are those guys?
>>147152525The Bolton Brothers.
>>147152522Didn’t they reach Ruby vs Maka as a goal?
>>147152501Street Sharks is just an awesome concept.The new toys are amazing too.
>>147152539I got the Sharks in the Turtle Van. They actually fit pretty well.
<Enter<The worst death battle ever
>>147152544Do you have the 1987 Turtles figures? I kinda wanna see how they compare next to the Street Sharks
>>147152544Wow, really? The sharks are smaller than I thought.
>>147152552The NECA ones?
>>147152475What do you call beings from other dimensions then? Also they’d still fall under the fighting mutations umbrella.
>>147152547It was a stomp but I felt it was well done. Actually, given Shigaraki scaling and the fact Madara was Guy’s last hurrah, does Toshinori win now with the suit?
>>147152557It's the NECA van if that's anything to go by.
>>147152547That’s not [fight my favorite character lost]>>147152569No. The fight would still be country-continental and Mach whatever Vs Moon and LS.
>>147152558Meant the OG ones from Playmates
>>147152572Ohhhhhh, I thought you mean the reissued 87 van. Heh.
>>147152578Oh they dwarf them. You can see that when Vin Diesel's using a troll Turtle, showing the new shark toys.But I got this.
>>147152495They did no such thing, retard. They already decided the season, then revealed a few episodes they had chosen to get morons like you to give them money.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.Mirage Turtles vs Gargoyles 1987 Turtles vs Street SharksRise Turtles vs RWBY2012 Turtles vs Ninjago2003 Turtles vs Robins
>>147152538It's just an old promise they made long ago. The fact they put it up as a 'goal' should be telling.
>>147152594I'd say the Sharks could go up against any of them and it'd be a fun match up. But also, where's the Extreme Dinosaurs?
>>147152607Fighting the Dinosaucers, duh.
>>147152594And composite TMNT vs MMPR, the real money matchup.
>>147152607They’re kinda automatically for the 80s Turtles along with say, Biker Mice, Cowboys of Moo Mesa, what have you
I don't have my playmates turtles, but I got the re-action figures of em.
>>147152594All good except for rwby. Nobody wants that trash.
>>147152594Rise? For the Mummies Alive.
I'm feeling generous. RWBY can fight the Mutant Mayhem turtles. Trash deserves trash.
>>147152626>88 RemasteredMan I love those things.And for the record, the original 88 figures are one, maybe two centimeters shorter.
>>147151676Couldn't this fight hypotheticaly go on forever? Android 17 vs Captain Marvel was probably wrong. It was a bad matchup anyways because 17 can't absorb energy.
>>147152626Reminder Ripster is a martial artist>>147152657The live action Turtles fight the Three Ninjas
I wanna see the sharks, turtles and dinos team up. Seeing the Extreme Dinosaurs help the turtles with the Triceratrons would be kino.
>>147152191Evil purple and greyish alien conquerers who shoot lasers. >>147152202RWBY vs TMNT isn't even a good matchup for the regular turtles you'd have to give them limited time upgrades or use the ones from rise.
well that blew up in rwbyfag's face huh?
>>147152692I think some have them win without it since yeah, they did dodge machine guns in 2003 and survive a lot of explosions
>>147152761Still with stuff like aura, I'm not convinced regular turtles have much of a chance but I guess that depends on their damage outputs
>>147152786Can aura stop a katana in the gut or a sai in the side of the skull?
>>147152671Bayverse fights….. MCU Defenders?
>>147152798NTA but I’m pretty sure that that’s specifically what aura is meant to defend against, aka attacks in general.
>>147152798Yes unless it’s low enough enough, since Weiss got stabbed
>>147152191Megatron had a shot if they used stuff like Japanese G1 or the Unicron Trilogy.But the episode itself was clearly them just wanting to feed a popular character to Frieza so they can placate DBZfags in preparation for Goku vs Superman 3.
>>147152037Why does sega hate echidnas?
>>147152594Mirage Turtles are for Daredevil
>>147152569>Shigaraki scalingDon't remind me they're sacrificing Mahito for the MHA zoomers
>>147152880In fairness, at one point it was a decent match
They should just do 1 episode where every 80's Turtles knock-off fights in a Battle Royale.
>>147152864They want Knuckles to be the only one.
>>147152880>MHA zoomersLmao when do you think JJK started?
>>147152897Most Turtles knockoffs are 90s
>>147152006Can Sonic and Shadow polish that many cocks?
>>147152954I meant knock-offs of the 80's Turtles.
>>147152963Based on Sonic Transformed I think they could polish Marvel and DC at the same time.
>>147152547That's not Shao Kahn vs Akuma or Arthas vs Sauron.
Boy, this poor mountain, used for mountainbusting everywhere
Goku vs Superman 2. Not because of the results or analysis, but because they tried to placate salty DBZ fans while putting down Superman and just ending up insulting both fanbases>Yeah, Superman won again>But it's a good thing actually, you wouldn't want Goku to be so OP anywayNevermind that DBZ fans do, in fact, put way too much stock in how strong their faves are
>>147153081I don't think DBZ fans are ready to accept that Goku would loose to characters magnitudes weaker than him because he's not very smart, and any character that has hax but needs set up, would indeed get that setup because goku wants to punch it.
>>147153099it's more so those characters have specialized power-sets that counter goku, goku black vs reverse flash demostrated this clearly
>>147153099>He thinks hax matters in DBHow many times must it be shown in DB that big muscles >>> hax? Goku literally broke out of Hit's time shit just by having bigger number.
>>147153081That ep especially felt like a waste of time with retarded reasoning. They really should have just left it at the first one which was fun
>>147153141Yes thats how it works in dragonball with Ki based time stops.That weakness does not apply to anything other than Dragon Ball Ki based time stops.Thus as soon as Goku fights anyone where the winning strategy goes beyond "raise number" he loses.
>>147153081>>147153114>>147153141>>147153141Superman is tougher than Goku in every single aspect, and vastly smarter/more resourceful to boot. You weebs are gonna have to deal with it.
>>147152547Bullshit that one was fun
>>147153152>It wouldn't work because uhhh... it just wouldn't
>>147153141Hit’s time shit literally isn’t even fully time shit and we’ve seen numerous examples where characters COULD be impacted by hax despite being stronger. Hell, in your OWN example Goku was originally impacted by Hit’s ability, and Vegito could get transformed into candy in the first place despite being stronger. So what does that say about their resistances? What happens if someone has a “fuck you die instantly” hax?
>>147153191It wouldn't work because Weiss literally says so on the same page it happens.
>>147153193Vegito was literally beating the shit out of Buu as a candy ball.>>147153217>Source: Trust me bro
>>147153217>WeissRWBYfag exposed
>>147153234Yeah, he got impacted by the hax. In fact he could only even do anything because he specifically keeps his same level of power no matter his form. It’s a Vegito specific ability and you haven’t even answered the question of what the fuck happens if they’re hit with a hax that instakills instead of something they can slowly build a resistance to.
>>147153256>What is hakaiLmao
>>147151937>nah, the woman is objectively stronger.They completely misunderstood BONK and how Scout is fast enough to dodge bullets when he drinks it not that he's invincible while also giving Tracer a bullet dodge feat that she shouldn't have when that was an aim dodge not bullet dodge
>>147153259Literally the only times Hakai has failed is when used by low level shitters or people not even trying to kill their opponent, unless you think that Frieza could tank a Beerus level Hakai.
>>147153288So you agree with me that it wouldn't work if the attack was from a weak shitter? Thanks bro!
>>147153263>Five billion years later>Debating the explicit bullet dodge feat as if it matters when Tracer can still scale to Genji who’s capable of deflecting Illari and Soujorn’s energy based weaponry
>>147153306Didn’t Diana prove Goku can be transmutated by a much weaker Shenron
>>147153374Didn't that only de-age him? Vegito resisted being turned into candy anyways.
>>147153306Sure, if the characters are VASTLY weaker then it wouldn’t work, but they’d still be able to impact their opponent, which is exactly what we were talking about.
>>147153443>Pretzel logicNot remotely what you were arguing but sure.
>>147153438He didn't resist it, he just keep all his powers except the ability to shoot ki projectiles. He's shown teleporting and flying so turning him into weird shit just makes your defeat worse. Like losing prop hunt but the props beat you up instead.
>>147153438If he resisted it, why was he transformed?
>>147152666It was 18, and it was, but also it was just after Marvel declared Carol Captain Marvel, made her lose her memories, and basically was pushing her too hard so no one really complained.
>>147152547I'm too tired to list all the ones that I could, but Jason vs Mike was shit regardless of who you were rooting for.
i'm trying to make a little list of alien races/civilizations that solo 40K, so far i've got>the x-parasites from metroid>the culture>the xeelee>unicron and his minions, or just peak cybertronians in generalanyone got any else?
>>147153498Saiyans, viltrumites, kryptonians, Frieza's race
>>147153498Daleks
>>147151676I am genuinely shocked that no one mentioned ben vs hal ITT. Nature is healing...
>>147152113>>147152039>>147152153>>147152125>DOOD the turtles should fight the street sharks!>no they need to fight rwby!ignoring the blatantly obvious choice, as always. good job thread.
>>147152798Seems kinda inconsistent but it should act like a force field until it's all gone. Speaking of RWBY doesn't Joan kinda stand out? Like he's based on a real person and as far as I know he's the only one not counting the grimm
>>147152475didn't the Ninjago guys deal with bugs from outer space or something?
>>147153498X Parasites are busted man, they're like if you just doped up The Thing on cocaine and let it loose.>Overtake entire planets in a matter of hours>You can't kill them with brute force since their ectoplasmic cores will just regen back into peak condition>The only way an extremely advanced race like the Chozo could deal with them was by making a bioweapon predator race that eats souls specifically designed to kill them, even then they couldn't wipe them all out>A single X Parasite got on ZR388 and killed and infected all of the Chozo there besides Raven Beak and Gray Voice>Deceptively smart, as soon as they get loose in Dread they immediately start trying to freeze the whole planet just to kill Samus>Reproduce via mitosis, by the end of Fusion there's dozens of SA-Xes running around>With this they can also duplicate technology>They don't need living material to make for a host, as seen with Neo Ridley and Gray Voice>Can fuse together bodies to make stronger hosts, mixing and matching DNA>Basically indistinguishable from the creatures they assimilate, taking all of their knowledge and memories>The only reason they aren't infecting the whole galaxy is because the one woman who's their anathema is at ground zero for their infections both times
>>147153480I always get those names confused. I think it was 5+ years after that. The match was weird because of how random it is. The only similarities being both blond white women who shoot energy. That being said I can't think of a good third match for her.
>turns out It's Akuma who is the biggest jobber of the Street Fighter universeAnd people thought he could beat Shao Khan, lmao.
>>147153532Not even a Turtles knock off.
>>147153341even then that doesn't nullify scout's speed
>>147153498>anyone got any else?These fuckers
>>147153532Unironically could be wanked to planet level
>>147153498Astro Toilets
>>147153736they couldn'tcomp skibidi villains could though
>>147153498Shadow the Hedgehog solos. The Chaos gods would be under his control thanks to the power of the Chaos Emeralds. Shadow just uses Chaos control and wins.
>>147153761Oh yeah true.
>>147153263>also giving Tracer a bullet dodge feat that she shouldn't have when that was an aim dodge not bullet dodgeNo, she dodges a bullet after being knocked out by an explosion.
>>147153498I asked my buddy who's a transformers fan, he said cybertron only beats the imperium if they are united and have artifacts
>>147153751Why does one of them have crosses for hands?
>>147153099That's like saying you can win unarmed against a chimpanzee because you're smarter.
>>147153761infallible logic
>>147153751A single Astro Specialist is enough to turn a group of Astartes into mincemeat
>>147153166>Superman is tougher than Goku in every single aspectlmao
>>147152984true> to placate salty DBZ fans while putting down Superman that's not true, besides the first fight already did that.Superman would never destroy the earth to defeat an enemy.
>>147153761That's not how it works.
>>147153498that's not true.>>147153506but this is true, but they ended up being corrupted by chaos and ending up being new gods.
>>147153873>Goku-Heart-Virus-Chest-Clutch.png
>>147153818proof?
>>147153256>DODGE the hax>skillfully send the enemy to the moon (like with the rabbit mob)Done.
>>147153985NTA but Tracer literally dodges AFTER the bullet is fired.
>>147153532god I haven't thought about this show in decadesall I remember is they got the host of unsolved mysteries to voice the alien hunter guy
What matters is that we get more Weiss suffering, and a proper death for her this time.https://files.catbox.moe/l100m7.mp3
>>147154035That's dodging the aim dumb dumb
>>147151676Never forget, never forgive
>>147151676>Post objectively wrong episodes
>>147154239>Someone points a gun at your head >The bullet is fired>You evade as it’s flying towards you That’s what happened. She’d still scale above the speed of the bullet.
>>147154274But that's not what happened at all she used her powers before it was fired
>>147151676>Nerfed thor to shit just to give WW the win>Proceeded to give him stats that would fucking trash her right after with vegetaI swear WW is the single most bullshited character in DB that only goes unnoticed because her episodes are so nothing.
>>147154268Seeing a girl as hot as that one die was a novelty and a temptation that Ben couldn't resist.
>>147151676Too many to fuckin’ count. But off the top of my head, we’ve got…>Hulk v Broly (Not understanding how The Green Door Works)>Yang v Tifa>Phoenix v Raven>Antman vs Atom (Pym Particles have still eaten shit to radiation LOADS of times)>Madara v Aizen (Research Team literally disregarded the Hogyoko’s abilities as “too vague”)>Sauron v Lich King (even The Mouth of Sauron would cringe at the Sauron cock gobbling DB was doing)>Dio v Alucard>Scout v Tracer>Dante v Bayonetta>The TMNT Battle Royale>Kenobi vs Kakashi, but Vader v Obito walked that win backBut personally, the matches that get an outcome RIGHT, but then proceed to give the most nonsensical and retarded reasonings as to why are FAR worse.
>>147154420>The TMNT Battle RoyaleWho should have won that one? The Naruto fights tend to be a mess. Unless they go for a super obvious stomp fight, they will always fuck up a Naruto episode in some form. Gaara's is still the most infamous and worst episode for many.
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>147154453
>>147154449Mikey. He’s consistently the most adaptable of the turtles, and the one with the most latent potential. He beat Raph and won it he Battle Nexus in 03.>>147154453>Outerversal farts
>>147154303No she didn’t. She recalled/blinked away as the bullet was flying towards her.https://youtu.be/U130wnpi-C0?t=271&si=gu5vssmoqi8ORpdd
>>147154453Funnily enough according to DB jinx would have resistance against Harley's farts.
>>147153936Goku was based and refused to take the medicine. He would be anti-vaccine if he were in that comic.
>>147154328Didnt she lose to Rogue?
>>147154573>Be anti-vax>DieChecks out
>>147154268The result was correct, Dante is still alive and Bayonetta literally died several times in her last game.
>>147154420>Hulk v Broly (Not understanding how The Green Door Works)>Yang v Tifa>Phoenix v Raven>Antman vs Atom (Pym Particles have still eaten shit to radiation LOADS of times)>Madara v Aizen (Research Team literally disregarded the Hogyoko’s abilities as “too vague”)>Sauron v Lich King (even The Mouth of Sauron would cringe at the Sauron cock gobbling DB was doing)>Kenobi vs Kakashi, but Vader v Obito walked that win backtrue>Dio v Alucard>Scout v Tracer>Dante v Bayonetta>The TMNT Battle Royalenah
>>147154453It's funny how this is canon now
>>147154585No, those were two different occasions.I understand that time travel confuses you, but don't be stupid.
>>147154420>Dio v AlucardWhy?Stone Free, a Stand that is considered one of the weakest I'm the Joestar bloodline, is still strong enough to punch with the strength of small relativistic meteorites.The World should be massively above that, Alucard had nothing even remotely close to that.>Kenobi vs Kakashi, but Vader v Obito walked that win backI don't understand your logic here, both Vader and Obito at their strongest are above Kakashi and Obi-Wan, this isn't a Black Adam vs apocalypse situation as far as I'm aware.
>>147154606>Dio v AlucardSchrodinger grants Alucard the victory easily. Yeah, it's canon he has that by the end of the manga.>Scout v TracerAlready discussed above why it's wrong.>Dante v BayonettaPurgatorio and stacked Witch Times give Bayonetta the victory easily.
>>147152329I feel like Ninjago is for Xiaolin Showdown.
>>147154625>MUH SCHRODONGERWhat mind control resistance feats does Al have that prevents him from getting turned into DIO’s forever pet? How is he even going to do anything to DIO if he’s still massively weaker? Answer without resorting to downplay or blatant ignoring of DIO’s scaling, I fucking dare you.
>>147154420>the matches that get an outcome RIGHT, but then proceed to give the most nonsensical and retarded reasonings as to why are FAR worse.>Link win was already retarded because of compositing that makes no sense>They could have easily just made him BOTW link and he would lose handily>Instead they fucking wank cloud to high heaven including the supernova featI hate the fanfic link they use so damn much
>>147154624>I'm the Joestar bloodlineIN the Joestar bloodline*I'm not a Jojo
How the fuck is Madara supposed to fight Aizen anyway? Or how is Dante supposed to fight Bayonetta? Bleach and Bayonetta have characters moving to superior dimensions or spiritual realms every time they fight.
>>147154642>What mind control resistance feats does Al haveAl also has mind control powers. And how can Dio control a mind that doesn't exist? Al also has intangibility in his default form. I remember him using it to give Integra's mercenaries a scare.
>>147154656Bayonetta fights in her normal dimension all the time and can’t even interact with normal beings when she’s swapped to the spiritual dimension, what the fuck even was your point there.
>>147154624>is still strong enough to punch with the strength of small relativistic meteorites.the same meteorite that was stopped by a shoe>The World should be massively above that,The world can't even destroy a road roller
Remember when the DB team said "Jujutsu Kaisen is like Bleach but good"? That aged like milk, and I'm not even into Bleach.
>>147154672>Bayonetta fights in her normal dimension all the timePurgatorio. Even I can tell you are lying.
>>147154673That shoe and Road Roller could solo the Hellsing verse though...
>>147154670>Non answer X 2Yeah that’s about what I expected. Also the fact that Al can still think in the first place and has an ability specifically designed to ward off mental attacks (that he has to manually turn on) shows that his “mind” can be impacted with mental shenanigans.>intangibility Stands are literally naturally intangible and can still interact with each other freely. The only exceptions are Stands who can double up that intangibility, Al would still get his shit rocked.
>>147151867I've never played Overwatch and even I think Tracer would win...She has fucking superpowers.
>>147154672>can’t even interact with normal beings when she’s swapped to the spiritual dimensionThat was Luka's father believed before he was murdered by angels in Purgatorio. Also, Bayonetta fucks around with Luka from Purgatorio.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/146240056/#146247795
I feel like Composite Turtles would be a good match for Boom+Games Team Sonic.
>>147154700>>147154679Alright alright I’ll admit I conflated the gameplay with the story.
>>147154625>Schrodinger grants Alucard the victory easily.He doesn't, plus the fight is Alucard against Dio.That power should not be considered since it is a different person's power.>Already discussed above why it's wrong.Yes and you ended up losing the argument.>Purgatorio and stacked Witch Times give Bayonetta the victory easily.Dante denies those powers with Quicksilver easily.
>>147154700>>147154679Dante is a reality warper.
>>147154642He showed Seras how to no sell Zorins mind control. Plus that is a very weak excuse in general. Jotaro and Johnathan never showed mind control resistance either and they were fine. Dio being able to mind control Al makes no sense on any front anyway. He doesnt even have a conventional body and by general vampire rules Dio is not winning the dominate contest on a vampire multiple centuries his senior.
>>147154625Id give a pass as Schrodinger is its own thing entirely and they were clearly using pre schrodinger Alucard. The problem was they went full retard with DIO wank and showed they completely miss the point of Jojo
>>147154703>>147154719Most who watched that DB don't have a single clue that Bayonetta's verse resembles more the Divine Comedy than DMC's, and therefore it's the more complete verse. It's the biggest irony between both IPs. Probably not even the death battle crew is aware of this because one needs to read a classic literature book to know this.
>>147153643they would fucking THRIVE
>>147154723>MUH NON EXISTENT VAMPIRE RULESLMAO shut the fuck up retard. We’re not talking about Nosferatu Vs Dracula, neither of these fuckers are conventional or regular vampires in any sense, using that dumbass logic here makes you look like an ape. Anyways, she resisted it AFTER using her power, showing that it’s not a baseline thing and needs to be manually activated, which doesn’t bode well for immediate mental attacks like, you know, mind control. DIO never attempted to control Jotaro or Johnathan either, so I don’t get why you’d bring this up.
>>147152671Three Ninjas should fight the Surf Ninjas or Spy Kids.
>>147154723>Dio being able to mind control Al makes no sense on any front anyway.Not to mention Al pretty much has the equivalent of Soft and Wet Go Beyond through Schrodinger. That's enough to beat Dio within Jojo's own rules. Even The World Over Heaven needs to land hits on things that exist to activate its powers, and even that version of The World would have lost against Go Beyond. But Araki didn't want to spoil the surprise of that power-up.
>>147154785Retard its just another facet of your bad argument. Jotaro and Johnathan are brought up because you are essentially throwing out all characters who never showed a specific feat to auto lose to something when said thing is generally resisted by willpower. By your logic Jotaro and Johnathan should have been susceptible to and loss to muh "hypnosis" when thats obviously bunk. If you think an elder vampire that is also capable of hypnosis and could survive essentially dividing by 0 loses to bottom tier hypnosis then you are just a biased fag.Not even saying Al dossnt potentially lose because World is a bitch to get around but the hypnosis argument was pure bullshit and never should bave come up as they should both resist each other on that front
>>147154752>Most who watched that DB don't have a single clue that Bayonetta's verse resembles more the Divine Comedy than DMC's, and therefore it's the more complete verse.That's obvious, DMC is only inspired by this work.Although it has a lot of things that are references, more than what people think.
>>147154737It's true but to be fair, they also did that with Alucard.
>>147154820He has no resistance to hypnosis, that woman's power was illusions.
>>147154833Yes but nowhere near as much as they did with Dio. Even Jojofags were rolling their eyes at that 1500X FTL nuke punching horseshit. They got it mostly alright with Jotaro's stats in the Kenny fight but then they went full retard and started wanking everyone to ludicrous levels
>>147154752>>147154825Also, let's remember that these universes are the same according to the Bayonetta canon.
>>147154841>Resistance to hypnosisIts called having willpower dumbass lmao.
>>147154847>Yes but nowhere near as much as they did with Dionah, it was worse.The powers they gave him contradict the series, but DIO's thing is because these morons don't understand how stands work.They also combined OVA, manga and the new anime to make their calculations.
>>147153618wut
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>>147154859>Also, let's remember that these universes are the same according to the Bayonetta canon.People are gonna hate it if Kamiya suddenly reveals that DMC's universe was among those Singularity devoured. Or that Vergil and Dante are now stuck inside Queen Sheba.
>>147154888So the Jojos should have lost is what you are saying. No displays of hypno resist after all...or perhaps it might just be common sense that having a strong will/mind is enough to neg it hence it was irrelevant as it was only done on a weak willed psycho.
>>147153849>he isn't smart enough to brain a chimpngmi
>>147154888Your hypnosis argument is pretty shit.
>>147154910>So the Jojos should have lost is what you are saying.The jojos lost their fights, DIO is not a jojo.
>>147154919Why didnt DIO use his hypnosis on Johnathan and his buddies to auto win and save himself from being reduced to a head in a jar?
>>147154918>Your hypnosis argumentThe argument is DB's originally, not mine.Furthermore, I don't see that you have been able to refute it.
>>147154923>the moron doesn't know how hypnosis works
>>147154575The original incorrect episode. Wonder Woman took down Decay in her second issue. Decay has a death touch, death breath and death wake, and is as fast and strong as Wonder Woman.
>>147154928It was already refuted with the Zorin feat.>I-Its notAbsolute control of sensations is mind control
>>147154820Tell you what. You show me one (1) (uno) feat of Alucard or anyone with his powers resisting mind control and I’ll immediately concede that DIO wins. Go ahead.
>>147154675Imagine thinking any of your weebshit is good.
>>147154923Because DIO respected Johnathan you dumbass.
>>147154946No, they are two different powers.
>>147154952NTA but pretty sure it came up in the anime (not Ultimate). Integra was charmed but resisted it and there was another funky vampire who had mind shenanigans
>>147154959What about his buddies that were with him?
Are they really dumb enough to act like Kratos is even close to having a shot at beating Asura?Asura literally blows up a deity larger then the either within the first hour of the game, and by the end of the DLC he's effortlessly blowing up planets, supernova, and blue giant stars thrown at him by the G God who is so big multiple galaxies are orbiting around him, and Asura beats the shit out of him even after he reality warping, time stopping, and breaks the fourth wall by getting his own QTEs to counter the playerNot even trying to be a fanboy I just don't even understand how this is a question. Asura should be compared to shit from Gurren Lagann and Dragon Ball Z, Kratos is clearly not on that tier.
>>147154978>Are they dumb enoughAnon...
>>147154976Why would he control beings infinitely weaker than him? To fuck with Johnathan, the guy he was already fully capable of boxing with?
>>147154972>Tell you what. You show me one (1) (uno) feat of Alucard> Integra was charmed but..nta but fail.
>>147154978>Are they really dumb enoughyes
>>147154379>Seeing a girl as hot as that one die was a novelty and a temptation that Ben couldn't resist.I get that Ben has a ryona fetish but the research team had to be ignored hard to force that win. It defeats the entire point of this webseries.>>147154978>Are they really dumb enough Yes.
>>147154985Werent those beings armed with the sun powers that were critically dangerous to him?
>>147154985>To fuck with JohnathanI mean yeah? Its fucking Dio. He loves fucking with Johnathan and the Jojos as well as in general like with his stair stunt
>>147154997>I get that Ben has a ryona fetish but the research team had to be ignored hard to force that win.It's not true, Dante is stronger.
>>147155003Yeah and he killed them instantly. Why would he give a shit about using them for anything other than cannon fodder. You’d have a better time arguing why he didn’t try to control the Stardust gang but the answer would be the same, he didn’t give a shit and had no reason to considering that he could kick majority of them through a building.>>147155016DIO’s trolling goes beyond paltry “kill your friends” shenanigans. He made Johnathan watch his mentor die and then made him watch as his fellow warriors dropped like flies in the presence of his power. That’s the kind of shitposter he is.
>This thread doesn't know how hypnosis worksIt doesn't surprise me but it's quite pathetic.
>>147155022The DMC cast doesn't even make it to planetary. Zero moons and zero planets destroyed across more than five games.
>>147154813The thing with Schrodinger is that its an entirely different 'form'. He cant have his other powers, familiars, and most recognized stuff on top of Schrodinger unless you go with some weird non canon thing
>>147155043>unless you go with some weird non canon thingx1500 FTL Za Warudo
>>147154972Isn't Dio's ability basically charming anyway?
>>147155043Yeah I don’t know why people insist on pointing towards that because it means that literally every single cope Alfags have evaporates, and DIO just spends the next millennium raping him harder than his enemies did until he decides to kill himself for good.
good night
>>147155045That was just them wanking an existing thing of Dios recognized standard tools and he kept most his relevant stuff for Part 3 and just sorta threw em off due to being weakened and World being better anyway. Schrodinger basically tosses out everything else full stop in favor of a singular hax ability
>>147155040>implying that bayonetta is planetarylmao
>>147155045 I accept your concession
>>147155046It's hypnosis how it works in real life and the other vampire was literally illusions.I don't know why morons say it's the same power.
>>147155053Nah I would say standard Alucard can reasonably win a couple ways though most of them rely on Dio's hubris and cockiness. World is really tough to get around but if he can land a Jackal shot to destroy Dio's brain then he wins per Dios own admission. He can also maybe eat him or pull blood fuckery if Dio tried to drain him since Alucard himself kinda is the blood and would likely fuck up Dio on that front.Of course if Al goes level 0 for some reason thats basically a free win for Dio at that point.
>>147155099>Nah I would say standard Alucard can reasonably win a couple ways though most of them rely on Dio's hubris and cockiness.COPE
>>147155097>hypnosis>realKek
>>147155104yes
my hero won their battles.
This one because they rigged it.
>>147155122>Discord can be tricked!>Bill wouldnt though despite all those times he was tricked!
>>147155110Hypnosis is entirely voluntary, anon. It's called the power of suggestion for a reason.
>>147155110>hypnosis irl>bruh...I harassed a half-asleep hobo and he mumbled "yeah, watevs" to what I said...WTF it's realDIO's power is that WEAK? What the HECK.
>>147155141>>147155150You guys are so stupid that you don't realize that you are proving me right.
>>147155170>no argument
>>147155128>"It's okay, Bill had tunnel vision?">"Source?">"The theme of the finale was that-">"But where specifically did it say that Bill had tunnel during every mistake he made?">"You're being toxic."
>>147155191>>no argumentYou already said that hypnosis exists in real life. I already won the argument.
>>147155170I realize that, I just wanted to point out how much of a WEAKLING Dio IS. It's UNBELIEVABLE.
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>>147155200It's just one of his powers, technically he doesn't even have it thanks to vampirism. It's a skill he learned after being immortalHe also has another ability to control people, he transforms his hair into tentacles and literally rapes your mind into being a slave.
>>147155205ok
G1's blog for Vergil vs Galacta Knight is uphttps://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2025/01/death-battle-predictions-galacta-knight.html
>>147155242>the aborting jobber vs 0 canon feats, 0 canon wins, 1 canon jobbing off-screen great
>>147155242>A whole paragraph to say that the cell phone game is a parallel universe, something that is obvious and everyone knows.gay
>>147155255>>the aborting jobberwhat?
>>147155196No, I said it's entirely voluntary, a suggested and imaginary state that doesn't exist otherwise. If it 'exists', it does so in the same capacity as the emperor's new clothes 'exist'.
>>147155273Yes, he said it existed. Besides, that's how DIO's ability works, so I'm absolutely right.
>>147155283>npc susceptible to suggestion convinces himself he's susceptible to suggestionWell, OK then.
>>147155099A lot of standard Al’s arguments for winning require DIO to literally just sit there and take it. He’s a cocky retard, I won’t deny that, but at the same time he’s a massive genius who helped orchestrate the literal reset of the universe and could command a massive zombie army on top of an array of stand users. He’s not a mental pushover and as soon as he decides that his opponent is someone worth taking seriously he’s going to stop playing around and just be effective. The realistic outcome would be DIO fucking around at first, losing a limb, and then saying “okay faggot if that’s how it’s going to be then fuck you too” and spending the rest of the fight spawn camping with time stop and knives to the dome until Al runs out of lives.
>>147155295
>>147155312Besides, there is no reason why he would allow himself to be shot in the head.
>The alucope still exists after so many years.lmao
>>147155242>Kojima apparently literally just says that Mundas made a universe to fight DanteSo…why wouldn’t this give him the win over Bayonetta?
>>147155349dante literally gets the philosopher's stone to open a door in this game and no one ever talks about it.and in the prequel he obtains nirvana to open another door.
>>147155330Hello, Swan. How's your clitty doing?
>>147155366
>>147155365>le game with puzzles le….requires puzzles to be solved??????Shocking. Insane. “Unfathomable”. This does not answer my question.
>>147155383Based guy shitting on cringe rwby the protestant cuck
>>147155396I think you didn't understand my point.but the answer is yes, moron.
>>147155418>why wouldn’t this give him the win over Bayonetta?>yesUh…well, alright then?
>>147154624>meteoritesThe same meteorites that merely broke through a wall and were stopped by a shoe? The same Stone Free that couldn't bend metal bars? That one? That weak bitch? That fodder that's even miles weaker than The World which couldn't even destroy a roadroller WITH help from an equally powerful stand? Really?
>>147155365because it's a video game >hey why doesn't Mario just destroy Bowser's castles from outside at the start? because it's a video game
>>147155461>The same meteorites that merely broke through a wall and were stopped by a shoe?It's literally a plot point that the enemy is doing this on purpose and he destroys the meteorites before they hit him.You talk as if you haven't seen the series.
>>147155516You didn't understand my point either.
>>147155530>He's purposefully making his meteorites weak as shitWhat absolutely pathetic cope lmfao. Stone Free couldn't even bend metal bars anyways, so your headcanon is moot regardless.
>>147155537>your headcanonYou didn't see the series, they literally mention it.https://youtu.be/iepfRgXoCGk?si=mO2WHbIISuM0Wxj8
>>147155552I must also add that the meteorite was stopped only by a shoe is a lie.
>>147155552>Is literally never mentionedHuh, so you were just lying. As expected of a JoJoNIGGER.
>>147155557>The moron didn't watch a second of the video before commenting on this.lmao alucope
>>147155571>Nigger is gaslightingYou think the meteorites burning up before hitting him is him making them weaker when that is literally not the case. What a fucking retard, get out of here.
>>147155578>You think the meteorites burning up before hitting him is him making them weaker when that is literally not the caseIn the series they say that is the case, moron.Thanks for showing that you didn't watch the series.
>>147155594>Things that literally, LITERALLY did not happenAmazing.
>>147155599Watch the series before talking, moron. Also the thing about the shoe is a lie too.https://youtu.be/JTFxna5VfKg?si=05cNKMKqariuDXDRNotice how this scene shows that everything you said is a lie.
>>147155621https://youtu.be/PKz2eoWKExY?si=RnC09DKD4RKH2xY9more scenes that show that I tell the truth.
>>147155621>Literally shows the meteor being stopped by a fucking bootHoly mother of GOD dude, please stop embarrassing yourself like this.
>>147155633>>Literally shows the meteor being stopped by a fucking bootwith bricks inside. You also ignore the part where Jolyne says that the meteorite was going to break up before reaching Westwood but the shoe was not affected by its ability.
I see that Alucope is still strong after so many years.
>>147155652>W-WITH BRIC-So stopped by the shoe. And the shoe was unaffected because it was a shoe. What exactly does this prove? That you're a moron? I don't get it.
>>147155659>You also ignore the part where Jolyne says that the meteorite was going to break up before reaching Westwood but the shoe was not affected by its ability.I see that Alucope is still strong after so many years.
>>147155669O...okay? What does this prove? The shoe wasn't affected because he only controls the meteorites, which were absorbed by the shoe and then the shoe flew into his face. What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Your whole argument was that he was holding back on his meteorite's strength, now you're on about something else entirely. God, I hate JoJoniggers so much it's unreal.
>>147155682>O...okay? What does this prove?that I was right, moron.Now shut up before I humiliate you more, loser.
>>147155697??????You've done nothing but prove yourself wrong this entire time...You're literally going>I win, you lose, bye bye
>>147151676>Post objectively wrong episodesGiven how the rest of the thread's going, I'd rather not. At least it's respite from the usual dbs-posting.
>>147155705>You've done nothing but prove yourself wrong this entire time...holy shit, accept that you lost. literally everything you said is a lie and I'm only telling the truth, I even proved it several times.
>>147155715ok, thanks for not contributing anything.
>>147155720>Said he was making his meteorites weaker>Posts video where this is literally never stated or implied>Said the shoe didn't block the meteorite>Posts video where this literally happenedYou're living in an alternate reality, buddy. You've been self-owning yourself the entire thread.
>>147155724Always glad to help.
>>147155726All of this is lies and all the videos prove that I am right.I already won the argument, stop crying.
>>147155751Sure, bozo. Take your meds next time.
>>147155752
>>147151676because no one has mentioned it yet - Nightmare vs. Guts. An immortal army buster who destroyed a castle in one swing lost like a bitcg to a guy who "never gives up" and thus can beat not just him, but his strongest version too, who makes reality warpers shit themselves
>>147155766I think their argument is that Guts didn't die despite losing several times and taking a lot of damage, but it's still stupid logic to decide a winner.
>>147151676>Gaara vs TophSelf-explanatory.>Bowser vs GanonNLF.>Bardock vs NolanSelf-explanatory.>Dio vs AlucardHuge Dio wank and headcanon, very poor understanding of Alucard's abilities plus they wrote off Schrodinger in the most weasel way possible by saying it would have been a stalemate even if they included it.>Arthas vs SauronVery poor research on Arthas and vast overestimation of Sauron. There's a reason why Sauron avoided direct confrontation as much as possible in LotR, he was a strategist, not a fighter.>Jonathan vs TanjiroThe Upper Moons + Muzan shit on anything Jonathan faced, just more bizarro JoJo wank like scaling him to P3 Dio for some fucking retarded reason.>Trunks vs SilverArchie Silver is a jobber plus they did Trunks dirty.
>>147155799>Huge Dio wank and headcanonThat happened because they combined the anime, the manga and the OVA.> very poor understanding of Alucard's abilitiesYes, he was more wank than DIO.skills were literally invented so that it has possibilities.> plus they wrote off Schrodinger in the most weasel way possible by saying it would have been a stalemate even if they included it.He should be included for several reasons.
>>147155821Sorry, I meant that he shouldn't be included for several reasons.
>>147155821>more wanked than DioAnd like that I'll never read anything you post again.
>>147155832Show me the part of the series where Alucard is faster than a plane.
>>147155839Show me the part where Dio is faster than a car.
>>147155799>The Upper Moons + Muzan shit on anything Jonathan facedHe kills them in a second with his breathing abilities.> just more bizarro JoJo wank like scaling him to P3 Dio for some fucking retarded reason.Didn't you see the series? That's literally Jojo's body.
>>147152191Alternity Megs would shit all over Freeza, and I'm a huge DBfag. Unicron also should have won against Galactus.But DB in general is dog shit because it's two retards who know nothing about any 'battles' they run and they do the lamest, most half assed 'research' that any retard can disprove on Google in 5 minutes, if that.It's all shit.
>>147155842 I accept your concession.
>>147155846>Alternity MegsThat would literally be a different character.
>>147155844All of the Upper Moons would speedblitz the fuck out of Jonathan, he'd get eviscerated. And no, that isn't Jonathan's same body because last I checked Jonathan can't re-attach his limbs or drill into his skull with his finger.
>>147155852Not in the schizo Japanese continuity that created it.
>>147155854>speedblitznah, jojo it's faster than it looks.>And no, that isn't Jonathan's same body He literally is, he is vampized but it is his body.
>>147154942Even if Rogue could drain Wonder Woman's power the difference between their stats is huge. She's as strong as pre-Binary Carol. And I don't care if it was never explained how she got so strong but current Carol is absolutely stronger than her Ms Marvel days and even she wouldn't stand a chance again Daina.
>>147155872JoJo top tiers are bullet timing at best. This is consistent throughout the series.It's Jonathan's body but it's literally enhanced with Dio's vampire powers. He can't be scaled to that, it's completely backwards logic.
>>147155766Didn't they wank Guts to island level? I haven't read beserk but I know Dimitri is not country level or whatever insane number they put on him.
>>147155884>JoJo top tiers are bullet timing at best.Kars literally dodged a laser once.>It's Jonathan's body but it's literally enhanced with Dio's vampire powersYes, thanks for repeating what I said.>He can't be scaled to that, it's completely backwards logic.He already had super strength before he died, he doesn't need it.
>>147155892>Didn't they wank Guts to island level?because they like to do that so much
>>147155898>muh fiction laserSame Kars who could barely keep up with a 1940s warplane?
>>147151676more like culk
>>147155903>muh fiction laserWhat do you say? Jojo is a documentary that 100% happened in real life.Tanjiro's anime too, I'm a great cousin of the electric guy.
>>147155903Combat speed and travel speed aren't 1:1
>>147155927>He may run at human speed, but in combat he can magically move at light speed!That's not how it works.
>>147155936It is, it is a fantasy series. You don't have to apply your stupid standards (which are not even scientific).
>>147155943Uh retard, JoJo is a pretty grounded series for the most part. If Araki wanted his characters to be light speed, he'd depict them as such. Star Platinum being able to catch bullets is an amazing feat in the series that no other stand besides The World can replicate. Don't make me post the Jump Force image.
Spawn vs kratos ends with spawn winning in his base form. And that's pretty funny in hindsight as kratos is going to fight asura who will have like 5 forms i think?
>>147155953>JoJo is a pretty grounded series for the most part.lmao
>>147155953>Don't make me post the Jump Force image.the one that says The World is faster than light?
>>147155969The one where Jotaro says light speed isn't possible.
>>147155953It's mostly off that silver chairot catching that stand that travels between mirrors
>>147155955>more forms = strongerI think Kratos is going to lose, but that's not true. It doesn't make sense, in fact I would say it's the other way around.
>>147155973>Goku is in that gameUm bros?
>>147155973>The one where Jotaro says light speed isn't possible.Yes, because the characters never made mistakes in the series. Remember, the mirror world does not exist.https://youtu.be/UcHA1YWX_8U?si=_gAK7Jo_xbvY3rRC
anti-jojo are very stupid in this thread.
>>147155991>A smartie like Jotaro is just clueless and doesn't actually know he's light speed!Wild imagination you got there.
>>147155936I can squish a mosquito on my desk in a second but still take time to walk across the room.
>>147156000>>A smartie like Jotaro is just clueless and doesn't actually know he's light speed!Yes, he makes many mistakes in his life. Besides, he is a biologist, I don't know why he would have to know a lot about the speed of light.
>>147156010this
>>147155980Superman has ten trillion forms yet db always used base form superman vs goku
>>147156014>muh guidebook that has been contradicted by Araki countless timesLmao.>>147156010A mosquito flies at 1 mph. That's not the own you think it is.
>>147156025Was the speed of light thing specific contradicted?
>>147156019Do you agree with me or disagree with me? I don't understand.
>>147155980>I think Kratos is going to loseI will eat my hat if they actually have Kratos rightfully lose, but I highly doubt it. We're going to get fanfic Kratos wank, I'm sure of it.
>>147156025>>muh guidebook that has been contradicted by Araki countless times>But Jotaro said something, so it's the absolute truth.You know that Jotaro is written by Araki, right?
>>147154573It wasn’t a vaccine, he wasn’t supposed to take the medicine until he started showing symptoms, I swear TFS has been a disaster for that series.
>>147156068Yes, and since Jump Force came out long after that dumb guidebook, I'd say it's more reliable.
>>147156065I still count this result as a victory, this is further damage to the reputation of this series. Maybe these shitty threads will cease to exist.
>>147156070I was joking, nigga.>>147156071The game is not canon and I accept your defeat.
>>147156081The guidebooks aren't canon either, especially since the stats don't even make sense for a lot of the stands.
>>147156084>The guidebooks aren't canon eitherThey literally are.
>>147156025>A mosquito flies at 1 mph. That's not the own you think it is.It wasn't meant to be an own. It was an example of how someone can move much faster in a small space than they can move in a larger space.The fastest human arm movement is clocked 100km/h. That doesn't mean humans are sprinting down the road at that speed.It's a fairly simple concept to understand.
>>147156088true
>>147155892They scaled Guts to the sea god’s roar despite the fact that he needed an army of mermaids singing just so that its heartbeat alone wouldn’t have killed him.
Okay but what's the most HIGH TEST, INTENSE, and CHADEST episode of Death Battle?
>>147156098Starscream vs Rainbow Dash.
>>1471560881. The human arm is a fraction of the weight of the body, which is the only reason why this is possible.2. There's a very big difference between that and moving faster than fucking light.
>>147156098Batman vs Captain America
>>147156098dante vs bayonetta
>>147156087Our AI overlord disagrees.
>>147156114>1. The human arm is a fraction of the weight of the body, which is the only reason why this is possible. I accept your concession
>>147156118>Our AIholy shit, you're really desperate.
>>147156123Better evidence than your "trust me bro" schtick you've been doing.
>I turned this thread into a complete alucope.Ok, I won and Jojo won.
>Jojofags have to brag about beating a street level jobber because their frauds get washed in every single other matchuo they have
>AIJoJOKES are embarassing
>>147153498Lantern corp, they especially feel designed to at least checkmate some aspects of chaos
>If I say alucope enough it'll be true
>>147156142>>147156144>>147156126seething
>>147156118>>147152978MAMMA MIA!
>>147156153I only told the truth
>>147156142No lies detected.
>>147155516>>147155535Because he had someone to save.
>>147156118No lies detected.
>>147156097Still not as insane as insane as scaling Dimitri off dozens of magic nukes despite the fact that people who knew about the relic's powers were shocked and horrified to see the damage just one could do.
>>147156166>>147156203samefag
>>147153643based Grox chad
>>147153643My HERO Dazai mops the floor with this BITCH.
>>147154847Keep coping, Jojo being FTL is literally stated multiple times from part 2 to 4.Koichi literally says that the only person in Morioh able to stop a light speed attack is Jotaro.>>147154813The World Trashes S&W even with Go Beyond though?DIO has survived worst attacks and can dish way more damage.
>>147155036I've seen people here arguing you can heal off Mind control, some anons here are just as retarded as DB is
>>147156264pretty sure Go Beyond bubble would still move with time stopped because it just don't exists
>>147155099>if he can land a Jackal shot to destroy Dio's brain then he wins per Dios own admission.Ignoring the obvious speed differences, do you realize DIO already survived having his brain fucked up multiple times? He got his skull crushed, his body literally cut in half, and he literally survived the destruction of The World (he was knocked out though). Even if he gets hit there's a decent chance he would survive the shot and get serious.
>>147156294Straights got destroyed by a couple of grenades
>>147155953Araki literally stated that Jotaro's Star Platinum is FTL...
>>147156289Nigga, go read Jojolion, Go Beyond couldn't even One Shot a guy who's durability is just barely above normal humans. Give DIO the Tooru treatment and he would be completely fine after turning Hat Josuke into a donut
>>147156131It's really sad how you can tell alukeks talk about shit they didn't even watch/read.
>>147151886How do you even scale a character like Tifa to begin with? Ingame she can survive giant meteors being dropped on her, that's orders of magnitude beyond being thrown through a concrete wall. Like obviously that's just a game mechanic but if you start thinking about things like that then 90% of powerscaling autism is "obviously" not real, like characters being considered FTL because they dodged a cartoon laser. You either count anything that's shown or you admit you're just cherrypicking.
>>147156318No he didn’t.
>>147156382>Anon realizes that powerscaling is autistic dishonest bullshit by fat losers who want their favorite characters to be the strongest
>>147156424and this is why shipping is the superior form of fandom autism
>>147156382In DB's diffence the cast of FF7 doesn't feel supernova level and doesn't really line up with the scaling you see in the story.
>>147156402Not only he said SP was FTL in the dayabook of part 6 but he also consistently writes him that way.He is often referred as the guy who's stand is the number 1 in strength, speed, and accuracy.Here Koichi literally says they need Jotaro to beat a guy who moves almost as the speed of light.
Who's the STRONGEST CHAD to have competed in Death Battle?Likewise, who's the WEAKEST BITCH?
>>147156462>STRONGEST CHAD Galactus >WEAKEST BITCHJohn Wick
>>147151676Mario vs Sonic 2.
Holy shit what an utterly retarded night for JoJohaters.>>147155884>JoJo characters are bullet timers>>147155903>NOOOOOO THAT KARS FEAT DOESN’T COUNT>>147155953>NOOOOO ARAKI HAS LITERALLY NEVER EVER GIVEN ANY CHARACTER LIGHT SPEED FEATSOkay you stupid fucking retard, let me name some for you >Caesar and Joseph dodging the Red Stone’s laser>Kars blocking a UV light before it could hit him>Silver Chariot slicing up Hanged Man twice mid flight>Crazy Diamond beating the shit out of RHCP who could travel through electrical linesAnd of course there’s the fact that Araki literally just fucking says that SP is FTL. Also>DIO’s body isn’t Johnathan’s body because it was enhanced with vampiric shitLiterally the only thing that DIO added was regeneration. His vampiric enhanced body was actively WEAKER than Johnathan’s, which is why he was trying to steal it in the first place.>>147155799The Upper Moons and Muzan would still be vastly weaker than Johnathan scaling above the cliff split AND Dio’s cloud formation destruction even if you upscale the living hell out of Muzan from the red light districts destruction, which is more of a feat of range if anything since that entire place is made out of sticks and the 6th moon didn’t even fully destroy everything.
>>147153341i mean pyro can deflect grordbort tech himself. that doesnt scale genji anywhere
>>147153166Superman is also way more of a jobber with 90x times the anti-feat than Goku but we don't talk about that nor do we it count against Superman for some reason. instead let's just say he has no limit and isn't design in spite of losing dozens of times.>>147153081 GVS2 is the worst simply for misinforming people with that whole no limit Superman bullshit that is still being spread across internet to this day.
oooh were talking about speedi mean if were going by gameplay bonked scout can dodge point blank lasers
>>147154483this doesnt even matter because scout can repeatedly shoot the scattergun till she runs out of blinks
Either Raven vs. Phoenix or Apocalypse vs. Black Adam. They literally cannot both be correct.
>>147155242Interestingly, by their blogs, the Kirbyverse mogs the Sonicverse and Marioverse in terms of numbers (Sonicverse can be argued to be a bit faster through).
skibidi toilet solos jojo
>>147156074You won't be laughing once they bust out Krato's sex scaling and why it makes him unkillable.
JOBdock? Gets BRUTALIZED and SPANKED by Omni-CHAD.
>>147156635Skibidi being OP would be funny as fuck but outside of the spinoff with time hav guys (that doesn't seem to be canon), the titans tier characters seem like their Pacific Rim Jaeger tier at best.I guess the TV guy teleportation is decent but it's not going to win a fight alone.
>>147156648So Kratos' wincon is them fucking?
>>147153506We don't know much about Freiza's race though.Like what if it's just Chilled and his line are strong, and the rest of the Fridge race is weak?Also would the Q continuum count?
That's it I can't hold back my beliefs anymore! Plot Manipulation is not real! There I said it.
>>147156628Results from Previous Matches Are Not Factored Into Results of Current Matches.Do not question Thor's increased Speed from WW to Vegeta
>>147156671whats even funnier is how they will never become op because the creator is obsessed with keeping it as grounded as possible. the most powerful character so far is mountain levelskibidi toilets do solo however via transfiguration, tv dudes solo via mind manipulation
>>147156795>Results from Previous Matches Are Not Factored Into Results of Current Matches.So why does any of this matter? That means no DB fight is definitive.At least you can say "their research got better so the new one is right" for fights seasons apart, but Raven vs. Phoenix and Apocalypse vs. Black Adam were right next to each other.
>>147156678>>147156678No. but hypothetically Asura can't survive sex with Kratos due to lack of any impressive sex feats but Kratos could survive sex with Asura because of all his impressive sex feats. but the logic here Kratos fucked two bitches who can kill anyone they fucked and was fine therefore he is immortal and death manipulation does nothing to him
>>147156832>That's not what I'm saying but yes it's exactly what I'm saying.I hope you get your fatal bara porn dude, you deserve it.
>>147155977Which is funny since that was extremely circumstantial and something Polnareff explicitly explains would have been impossible for him to deal with if he didnt rig the path. But Jojo powerfags arent actual fans of the series anyway
>>147155349Because Bayonetta can create alternate timelines since the first game (Cerezita's).Aesir it at least a 5th dimensional being that exists beyond time.Jubileus and Sheba are the embodiments of superior metaphysical dimensions.Singularity goes around eating thousands of alternate timelines in 3.And by timelines, it means fully lived alternate worlds, with their own stars, Earths, populations, and spacetime continuums.Add that Bayonetta has a Paradiso, not just Underworld/Inferno and more pantheons.And Rodin's devil sealing abilities and angelic weapons.
>>147156982Uh huh, and what about the first time SC sliced Hanged Man mid trajectory. You know, the time where he did it so fast that HM didn’t even know he got cut.
>>147156982and yet he still sliced it while it was moving
Weebs are fucking disgusting.
>>147156817No they weren’t, they were like 11 episodes in between them. That’s like a Netflix season
>>147157581Werent those two matches within the same season?
>>147157581>Comparing Death Battle to a netflix show
>>147157602No, Adam vs Apocalypse was season 9, Raven vs Phoenix was 10Look it up
>>147156817>So why does any of this matterEasy answer. It doesnt. Its all just an excuse to shitpost other fanbases depending on whomever they end up animating a win for. Their logic and reasoning changes constantly with the only consistency being that its generally bad even if they end up picking the mostly agreed upon winner
>>147155242Aren't these the idiots who thought DMC was 9D? The ones who relied on Chinese fake scans for a debate? Between Death Battle and these guys, I don't know who is worse.
>>147154978They made Steven Universe a planet buster off a feat that didnt damage a planet from a time before he was born. What do you think?
>>147157737They made Star a universe buster off of nothing more than a comment.
Post episodes we NEED
>>147158071And Toph Planetary for the same reason
>>147158473What?
