Unsurprisingly nothing happens which is why we won't be ripping this next week. waste of fucking time oh and ny the way that cover IS a fakeout I know this for fact,
Kill yourself you Slavic schizo.
>>147157889>Unsurprisingly nothing happens which is why we won't be ripping this next week.Bro thinks he's a ripper
>>147157905but I do know a ripper and that is no joke... so
>>147157924>but I do know a ripperNo you don't, they don't associate themselves with retards like you>and that is no joke... soEverything about you is a fucking joke, just like in ASM, nothing will happen and nothing will change
>>147157947>No you don't, they don't associate themselves with retards like youReminder that you don't who I really am outside of this site for all you know I may be Donald Trump.
>>147157928Oh damn she really is interested in him. Peter should get a demon girlfriend.
>>147157889Non-legacy numbering is gay. What, is this specifically a story that has been going for five and a half years? Get the fuck out of here.
>>147157909so he dies to RACISM !?
>>147157889post variant covers too.
>>147157909The nihilism thing was just so he can give the cold shoulder to everyone again where he'll be seen as an asshole AGAIN.
>>147158026It is before the next relaunch, so just recycling the numbers.
>>147158251Nope, Marvel now hates capes thanks to Fisk
>>147157889>so bad even Kelly takes his name off of this shit Yikes
Bump
>>147157928I agree with >>147158006 and think that Peter should fuck this demon girl
>>147157989You already told us multiple times that you’re a Polish child rapist.Your Polish is flawless by the way, so you’re definitely using a translation app to communicate with us even though it makes you sound autistic.
>>147157889I’m excited for Cain Marko to die, for Peter to replace him on the X-Men as the Spider-Naut, and then decapitating Paul by lightly flicking him on the nose and then reclaiming Mary Jane as his rightful property!
>>147157889>The most hardcore and devoted Paul Rabin fan on /co/, Gwenschizo, was summarily banned by the jannies for being an obnoxious twat who spiraled and had a meltdown, trying not just to sabotage an Ultimate Spider-Man storytime but then doing two other USM storytimes because he thought he could make a passive-aggressive attempt at tricking the jannies into getting angry and deleting all the USM threads for him. He failed because even jannies are less mentally retarded than the average Polish person.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/147072236/#147072236https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/147075975/#147075975https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/147075434/#147075434Why are Paul fans like this?Why do Paul's fans have identical personalities to Paul himself?Why are they so jealous of Ultimate Spider-Man's success that they feel the need to go so far as to sabotage any threads on /co/ about it by attempting to manipulate the Jannies?
>>147159841Unironically why would Peter want MJ after such a disgusting betrayal?
>>147157889>>147159482Ah, I see that your ban for trolling and/or spamming has unfortunately expired.
>>147159911Because they are still mad that the kids turned about to imaginary constructs and that Paul is now being treated like Peter has been the past 17 or so years. Also, they unironically think that MJ is Paul's property. Needless to say, they are retarded.
>>147159920Because she’s hot, ASM is retarded anyways, and it’ll make people like Nick Lowe, Zeb Wells, Dan Slott, or Tom Brevoort, and the Polish Child Rapist of /co/ angry that nobody gave a fuck about what they pushed for.Meanwhile, anyone who actually cares about a story for more than just “it am have Spider-Man on the cover so me buy it hurr hurr” has already moved on to Ultimate Spider-Man.And wouldn’t you know, she’s pretty fucking fantastic there!
>>147160009It’s as if all they needed for Peter and MJ to be great again was to be written by someone slightly more capable than a violently deranged and hateful Polish child molester.
>>147157889Good to know man, nobody cares anyways because nothing ever happens, but really looking forward to the USM rips next week!
>>147159796>You already told us multiple times that you’re a Polish child rapist.anon accusing somebody of something without hard proof to back it up is dumb as fuck.
>>147157889This is legitimately the last chance I’m giving marvel. There is no reason a cover like this should be a fakeout
>>147160009marywh0rekeks are fucking disgusting
>>147160073It is. But you said that though. About yourself. Multiple times.You don’t seem very proud of it. I have no real idea why you did it.
>>147160088>A child rapist can’t understand love or relationships
>>147160077It's definitely a fake out.
>>147160091It’s funny that he regrets it so much now. Like it’s the only thing he has even the vaguest remorse over and actually tried to apologize about. Even he knows he fucked himself over.
>>147160091And as I said i can be just about anybody in reality. the truth is yon't don't have a single piece of evidence which proves I am child rapist or even polish for that matter.
>>147160141We already know who and what you are. Give it up already. There is no going back.
>>147160130The fact that even despite this moment of shame and remorse he immediately went back to his usual horseshit shows he doesn’t regret saying those things at all, he only regrets that he screwed himself over and wants people to stop bringing it up. It’s an attitude many child molesters and sexual abusers have, funnily enough!
>>147159911Speaking of USM the fuck happened to the preview for issue 13 of it. for that matter why have you have not leaked it yet? we all know you have early access to leaks so what's the holdup.
>>147160167lol no evidence to back up your willd accusations? that's it keep on seething now.
>>147160141Your Polish is flawless. Your English is dogshit.Why are you on an English board when you don’t speak any English?Why are you on a comics board when you can’t read English text in images?
>>147160227I am not the one who keeps sperging out every time you get called out for being the awful person you admitted to being.
>>147160205I think the guy with the leaks said something about refusing to share them until the Polish guy deletes his child porn collection or something? I’m not sure. I’d check with the Polish guy.
>>147160244That's not proof of anything anon. Anybody can make shit up for all you know my english is flawless. And I simply making you think it is s dogshit more fun on my half lol.
>>147160244He also spent an entire thread having a meltdown and screaming at us exclusively in Polish. That was fun.
>>147160264I happen to know the guys who provides the leaks and curiously enough he says polish are nothing but nice people. but osborn fans happen to be child rapist's
>>147160110That's why I stopped buying spider-man long ago that and of course OMD.
>DC does a Harley Quinn fart fetish comic.>Marvel responds with a Gender-Bender issue of Fantastic Four.Why...just why?
>>147160411Just looks like they're facing off against a mirror counterpart of themselves
>>147157893>i fucking hate my kids so much it's unreal
>>147160288>for all you know my english is flawlessNo, absolutely not. I couldn’t be further from knowing that, that was an utterly retarded thing to say. Your English is the worst I’ve seen and the reason people always know it’s you on a completely anonymous forum is because even a retarded child could tell that everything you post is machine translated. You’re not fooling anyone and there’s a reason you’re so easy to identify.
>>147160330Really? Because I haven’t seen or heard very much that’s good about Polish people here on /co/ though to be fair the only one I know is a guy who bragged about raping children. There could even be perfectly nice Polish people in the world but I’ve only met a very bad one. You should be careful about him too, he’s posted a lot of things that can get people into legal trouble, both in Poland and here.
>>147161184I mean, I know he's actually Polish, but he also obviously puts it on deliberately as part of his troll act.A genuine, honest ESL poster would have picked up English in the two years he's been shitposting and spamming here.
>>147157893>>147157909>>147157924>>147157928Someone at Disney who is above Kevin Feige has to take away her power at Marvel and put someone from the comics, this art is hideous, pencils of the worst quality, no care with the bodies, face, and inks, lack of technique, one of the reasons why Marvel comics sell so poorly and this constant search to have the worst artists, it seems that they then only hire you if you have an lgbt flag on your social media
>>147161259The reason why he’s never improved is because he’s never applied it. He’s not ESL, because English is not even his second language. He exclusively speaks Polish, has zero proficiency in English, and machine translates his posts from Polish into English, and vice versa when he wants to know what we’re saying. He’s had multiple occasions where he’s angry or flustered, forgets to feed his post into a machine translator, and responds in grammatically flawless Polish, complete with actual punctuation. A better troll would learn how to fake it and make himself less identifiable to mess with people. His proficiency in English is zero. He’s been spending so long that even a normal ESL poster would have had their proficiency double, his problem is that two times zero is still zero.
>>147161221Really? well guess what world is osborns fans helped nazi invade europe during WW2 however osborns fans later found they were going to stab them in the back by invading the US. So they broke off their ties with them.
>>147161748>well guess what world is>helped nazi invadeIf you post your PayPal or Venmo in this thread, I will just send you the money you need to buy better translation software than whatever the fuck you people are using in Poland.
Why an English board specifically? Are all the Polish boards exclusively filled with MJfags? Why come here when you have nothing to say, can understand nothing you read, and have no idea what’s happening in these books because Poland’s primitive MTL software apparently can’t translate text on images. Such as the entirety of a comic’s dialogue. I get that he’s a troll, I do. But he’s genuinely terrible at it, and is most certainly developmentally delayed.
>>147162065There’s a very real possibility that the whole thing where he screamed that he was a child molester for multiple posts wasn’t anything deliberate, but instead the result of his retarded translation software screwing him over, and him simply having no idea what he was posting until hours later when he realized how badly he’d fucked up.But he isn’t ever admitting to using a machine translator for some asinine reason, probably misplaced pride and stubbornness at being figured out. He would rather be known as a child molester than as a Polish person who doesn’t speak any English and relies on Google Translate. I guess it’s because he personally finds child rapists to be worthier of respect and esteem than Polish people who only know an little English!
>>147160088"fucking disgusting"?Pull the tampon out you fucking pussy bitch.
>>147162157I just think he’s sort of crossed the thin line between inept troll to genuine lolcow. His mistake was that the actual story behind him is funny. He’s apparently a middle aged guy from Poland who has nothing better to do but spend all day on a board that doesn’t even speak his language, translating and backtranslating between Polish and English via an app powered by hamsters on wheels, and has gone so far off the deep end that he no longer has any idea what we’re saying to him while having no idea what it is he’s saying to us either. He spent hours accidentally accusing himself of wanting to fuck kids because he blindly trusted bad software to understand the shit he’s trying to say. He only posts the same three or four things over and over, we’ve seen it a million times and it’s never interesting. The guy behind the posts is way funnier than the posts the same guy makes. It’s genuinely funny to try to get him to say something horrible, humiliating, or incriminating by accident. There are several other Polish posters on this board, and even they’re nodding along and saying “oh, yeah, this guy is definitely retarded! He’s not pretending here, he really is an utterly hilarious mess of a human being!” And that’s why any thread the guy makes ends up being about him, instead of what he’s trying to say. Because the guy can’t say anything intelligible or sane, he’s retarded and that retardation is being further filtered through an equally retarded AI. His retarded posts are perpetually being made even more retarded due to his incompetence.I don’t know whether it’s crueler to just have him banned on sight, or to let him keep posting until his app accidentally makes him say something that’s genuinely dangerous to say. He’s just one bad day away from posting incitement to terror, either on purpose or completely by accident. I really want to know what his deal even is, it’s fascinating.
>>147161727You're overthinking it massively.His bad English is a part of his troll act, plain and simple. He knows it annoys people further. That's all there is to it.
>>147158251no, he dies in a protest to the people he was trying to help
>>147162490That sounds like something he would say!Look, all he has to do to fuck with people is break character for a single post, leave a message of something vaguely witty with a “got you!” and I’ll be utterly owned and humiliated while he goes on doing the same old shit. That sort of basic bitch social finesse? That’s beyond him! Because even if he tries to rack his brains and come up with something actually clever to say to upset people, the machine translation will make sure it comes out as hilarious nonsense anyways. Great works of literature, in countless languages, have been butchered into something accidentally hilarious because of careless use of computer translation. The schizo’s posts have no chance. It’s not that he can’t post something clever but chooses not to, it’s that he literally can’t and has no idea how.The problem. The problem! The *problem* is that the Polish guy’s sheer bumbling arrogance, childish naïveté, and unfunny spitefulness lead to something both inadvertently and utterly hilarious, entirely at his own expense. He chose to do this to himself on his own. I half wonder if you could make a kiwifarms thread on a single Polish anon. It’s a funny story at least.
>>147162490Some anon fed his posts in Polish into google translate in English and it’s a perfect copy of the shit he always says. Except his posts in Polish had actual grammar and punctuation. Even commas! The problem is that Polish comma rules and English comma rules are different, so Google Translate just omits commas completely and makes it read like an endless run on sentence. Just like the schizo’s posts. https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/145399257/#145405503Now, he could be totally bilingual and just deliberately trying to fuck with us by posting bad mtls of Polish on purpose. Except he tried to lie about English proficiency before, and when he did that, this shit happened:https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/145466567/#145467266Just for the record, that was literally a day after the schizo getting called out on using a translation app in a prior thread. That was him genuinely trying to get serious, break character, and convince everyone that he’s not Polish, he’s not machine translating, and that he actually knows some English. His app couldn’t get him over. Even if he tries to be smart, Google Translate will always make him sound retarded. That was his best and most sincere attempt to break character and it was still utterly incomprehensible word salad.
>>147163086>The Polish guy is literally incapable of intentionally making a good postJannies… I don’t think this guy is worth having around. I’m not taking him seriously again, at least, I’m just going to keep poking that weirdo with a stick whenever he shows up.>>147157928I don’t know why they’re so concerned. Giving in to the misery is the only form of character development Peter is permitted. And even that is temporary.
>>147157889cute
>>147157889You think Spider-man has a specific wall he takes his bitches to.
>>147157924So taking the cover as an event that will actually happen, Peter will hook up with Felicia again because he's depressed and thinks that nothing matters anymore? Is Felicia his quick, emotionless fuck when he feels sad?
>>147164511No, anon. This book is written by OMD writers.ALL women are his quick, emotionless fuck when he feels sad.
