https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PSzFLV-EyQ
>>147161462It's going to bomb. Main antagonist should had been either a highly skilled human using high-tech weapons/equipment or another super soldier.
>>147161462Neat. Still not going to see it.
>>147161462captain coon
another gollywog for them to spam.. great
>>147161462>I'm sure to win because my flight is superior
>>147161462>>147161464>>147161478>>147161549These retarded gimmicks are still a thing?
>>147162478I don't know about ScreenX, but IMAX, Dolby and 4DX are all kino.
>>147161462I gotta say so far the posters have been good. Still iffy on the movie though.
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I can't tell what's worse, that they're TRYING to make Sam as Cap work and it obviously isn't, or that they're not even trying to anymore, and just stuck with it until they can multiverse BS the actual MCU Cap back in.
>>147161462They sure are hyping the fuck outta a single 10 minute max fightIs there anything else in this movie worth seeing?
>>147161484Red Hulk is literally the only thing the movie has going for it
>>147161464>>147161478>>147161549>>147161572Literally anything they can possible do to offset the catastrophic financial loss this thing is going to incur by jacking up ticket prices just a little more.
>>147161462>>147161464>>147161478>>147161549This nigga is a result human, right? He does all this shit while being the regular dude who hit the gym occasionally?
>>147161484>let's make a Captain America movie without Captain AmericaIt's already ridiculous enough to imagine the actual Captain America taking on some Hulk level threat with his super soldier serum. Meanwhile Falcon is just a regular guy.
>>147164732Sam got the serum too
>>147164728How does Batman?
>>147164742>Sam got the serum tooI can't find anything that claims this for the MCU version of the character:https://marvel-movies.fandom.com/wiki/Samuel_Wilson#Powers_and_AbilitiesBut I refuse to watch his crappy MCU show so I can't pretend to be an expert on the topic.
>>147164812It's not that bad. It's more about John Walker's origin story anyway
>>147164789Batman's greatest accolade isn't even his ability to be an expert martial artist and beat the shit out of random criminal goons every night. It's the fact that he is considered "The World's Greatest Detective" in the DC Universe. If you jerked off in the Justice League bathroom he'd be the only guy who would know and would give you a stern look to shame you afterward.You'd have no idea how he knew, but you'd know he knew. This is actually a plot point in the comics. Lesser Justice League members get freaked the fuck out because they know they can't keep a secret from Batman. I'm not saying this isn't stupid, I'm just saying this is what the actual lore says.
>>147164732>>147164812He didn't get any serum. What he did get is a vibranium suit.
>>147164789Batman by and large relies on figuring out his opponents, studying them and then coming up with countermeasures. He rarely if ever does a single fight because usually if there's a fight early on, he's getting defeated and sent running like he did all the time during BTAS, not because he's not capable but because he's up against stuff normal humans aren't going to beat mono-e-mono, even if he does have a bunch of gadgets.Then he figures out a counter or weakness with detective skills(IE computer does it because comics/cartoons are lazy and also not very smart enough to pull off detective stuff) and beats them that way. He doesn't punch Solomon Grundy in the face.
>>147164977>Captain America is a black man who's entire powerset comes from a gift from another nation that canonically regularly pulls off illegal shit in the US and feels superior to them while doing it.Bit on the nose don't you think
>>147161462>black captain america Like everything, from tv to movies, the MCU has churned out since endgame, I will never watch this movie.
>>147161462See with comics this could work[not saying that it did, writing was trash for Falcon Cap], because everyone knows that reset will come, some X will happen and we get the "REAL" Cap back. With movies they are too scared of everything. They didn't want to recast Black Panther , after the actor died. And that is after the actor said he wants them to do it and for the character to go on. But who knows, till we watch it we won't know. And there were so many reshoots and changes of this one, that even people that seen a full version can not be sure, if this is how it will go on. Which kind of a rises the question how many bilions does the movie have to make to not be in the red, with all the versions of the movie.
>>147164732Serum is not enough anyway. That's a fucking Hulk.
>>147164907Nah Superman would know.Super hearing would hear each and every fap from the other side of the JLA HQ. And Super nose would smell it on you for the rest of the day.
>>147165446>Nah Superman would know.>Super hearing would hear each and every fap from the other side of the JLA HQ. This is basically a plot point in "Identity Crisis". Flash and Green Arrow are talking about a major secret they're keeping from the other Justice League members but it's made obvious to the reader that Superman can hear what they're saying and chooses to pretend he didn't hear anything.Superman tries to pretend he didn't hear anything. Batman figures out the secret with his detective skills and stares down the lesser Justice League members as if to say "I know what you did but I'm not going to point it out and just fuck with your heads".
