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>gargamel, whose life goal is to kill smurfs, is at their mercy
>smurfs don't immediately stomp him into a purée
>not even chained to a dungeon wall
>they teach him to be good, which helps him grow back to normal size
>the moment he's bigger than a smurf, he tries to kill them
>they just tell him to leave the village, despite him now knowing where they live and how to grow bigger

How did these little blue retards survive for as long as they have?
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>>147164027
they're radioactive so they have no natural predators (its why gargamel is bald)
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>>147164027
Because there's a human writer behind it all, adjusting their plot armor whenever they're in danger.
We live in a physical universe where force causes change, that's why people who use force (violence) have an advantage against those who don't.
The Smurfs would not survive in the real world, as you realized
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I'd get splinters for that, if you know what I mean.
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>>147164027
gargamel has found the smurf village several times, but was never able to re-find it with whatever knowledge he gained
the village is protected by some kind of magic that causes predators to forget



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