Note: While I am not the original anon. I will still bring you the Dog Man Storytime all the same.>>145417651[Further Note: I would post the rest of the previous thread links. But the spam detector is being a bitch.]
>>147166029LFG BIGJIMFORTHEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!
I wonder if the movie will go as hard as the books
>>147166029Is the Cat Kid Comic Club #6 next?
>>147166131>>147166115Please no time travel
>>147166115>>147166131>no PeteyInstant trash
>>147166266Big Jim and Grandpa are each other’s Heaven and Hell respectively. I love itif it’s revealed that Grandpa somehow murdered Big Jim’s parents but he forgives him, that would be kino
>>147166326Do you guys see Big Jim as a brother to Petey too? If he’s calling grampa grampa, you could consider him a cousin once removed which sort of fits in
>>147166029Dog Man is for faggots and kids lmao
>>147166370they kind of grew up together so i like to think big jim considers them to be brothers, petey not so much when it comes to displaying it outwardly, but deep down he does.
>>147166389They better STAY memories>>147166393Yeah, that’s true. I’m trying to figure out an appropriate family tree. Pilkey described DogMan as an older brother to Lil Petey I think
This shit is bonkers. I love it.
Who wants to call it.Big Jim has>nearsightedness>farsightedness>astigmatism>contactsor>fake glasses
Does Dav Pilkey still write and draw these books after all these years, or is this like a Tom Clancy situation?
>>147166466My lord, this is amazing already
[whoops fucked up the order on those last two pages. sorry.]
>>147166560Oh fuck, he really is going to be responsible for their deaths, I can’t wait!
>>147166651So Big Jim is older than Petey or are they living in sin at that point?
>>147166728>Big Jim’s devoutJust when I thought he couldn’t be more based
>>147166811>Flip-O-Rama has digital device instructions nowholy hell I'm old.
[Bonus]
>>147166923
>>147166972He actually looks good in that.
[Whoops again on the above. Now all of 4chan knows this thread has a budget of 9.99 USD]
>>147166383>kidsAnd that's why it's popular
>>147167121:)
>>147166893Thanks anon!
>>147167268It really is just flashbacks. Thank the lord.
>>147166407Huh, neat.
[Once we hit Page 89. Im going to need to sleep. Try to not let the thread die.]
>>147167360I'll try to maybe sorta help. I want to know if Cupcake and the detective crew finds the ring.
[Thats all for me rn. Will pick this up when I wake up. Think of this as intermission. Discuss what you think will happen to our odd couple duo. How punished will Grandpa be this book? How well will the upcoming movie do? Why isn't Petey in this book? Have a supa night anons.]
>>147167387>>147167377This is some crazy lore even if Big Jim’s an unreliable narrator
>>147167410When will you wake up?
>>147167374I’m here with you. Want to talk more about Big Jim?
>>147167472sure I guess. don't know much about him ngl. This is the first time im actually reading anything related to dogman
>>147166326You should be grateful you old coot, have you seen the shit they do to the dogs over at Dog Jail?
>>147167581Cat jail is basically a daycare, which is wild. Because George and Harold actually went to juvie in the main series and had a great time there
>>147167375I didn't realize during my first reading that the baby was supposed to be the chef from 20,000 Fleas Under the Sea
Thanks OP. Read this when it hit stores and... it's one of my least favorite Pilkey books. But all the same, it had a couple jokes I liked.Get ready anons, there's a page in the second half I can't wait to see the mass replies to.
>>147167714Oh yeah, the 9/11 jokes. Those were always awesome. Can you get more?
>>147167714These anon comics are one of my favorite parts of these Dog Man threads
>>147167744Notice the absolute panic from the accidental destruction
>>147168197Genius.
Bump, you better be here when I get back
>>147167714>>147168197Hey what if like whoever can draw for this shit, please draw Krupps reaction to reading dog man, there’s something so fucking funny him expecting George and Harold of doing dumb comic shit but witnessing pure emotion
>>147167377>shoutout to simpleflips
Awh fuck yeah dogman thread
>>147168746Keep it bumped, the OP is going beddie byes
>>147167010Dog bless big Jim amen
>>147167323>loli RetardfuBased
>>147167292Is that the fucking chief? Where is officer knight?
>>147168940Must have been sick that day
>>147166131Daily FUCK GRAMPA
>>147166538I love his stupid outfit. I'm betting on that hair being a wig.
>>147166560So either this story takes place in the 70s or grampa was dressing this way decades after it was cool
>>147166878For what it's worth, I'm told the print books are still flip-o. It's just the digital version that has E put in there.
>>147166560>>147166599>disco>long hair>90s lingo>flip phones>20-30 years before smartphone era present dayThis timeline is confusing and intriguing
>>147167031Thank you for biting the bullet to bring us this storytime OP. Shocked at the price though, that's more than the janny makes in a year.
>>147169691I think that's the joke, it's written by kids and I highly doubt George and Harold really know the difference in eras.
>>147169644I gotta say, nothing feels as satisfying as the tactile feel of doing a physical flip o rama
>>147166490The Anchuent Cherokian Prophecy?
>>147170132Trim your nails bro
[We now return you to your regularly scheduled Dog Man Storytime]
>>147170231unga wunga?
Don’t redeem grandpa.Just kill him.
>>147171306Oh is this the origin story of a brand new villain?
>>147167375>>147167377>Lil Jim was the only one who didn't eat any of the doughnuts>Is the only one you get in trouble
>>147171341>>147171354I'm dreading knowing something terrible is going to happen to them
>>147171349The cat discrimination continues. Petey should start another movement.
>>147171583The Killing Joke (1988)
>>147171435Yep >>147171608
>>147171583>This conversation>Its a Prison
>>147171608Okay this isn't as bad as i was expecting. I was bracing for a petey's mom level gut punch.
>>147171608>>147171635>>147171658>>147171671Hey remember how these books used to have a framing device that George and Harold were writing them?
Man I'm gonna be pissed if grampa gets a redemption arc
>>147171864I think it’s going to be like piggy where he’s forced to tagalong
>>147166029Exceedingly based anon, thank you for carrying DogManAnon's torch.
>>147171864Dav has said he will never redeem him. I think it was in the dog man artbook.
>>147171917I really hope that's true. >>147166131 is bullshit too because he's pretty objectively a bad guy just more in a walk out on your child and dying wife kind of way instead of robbing a bank with a giant magnet or something which I'm sure he would do if he could escape cat jail for more than 20 minutes at a time.
>>147171958Wow, Petey really got a lot from his father.
>>147172028Wait, is Petey not involved because he doesn't consider himself a hero?
>>147167292Wouldn't Greg be dead by the time the events of the first Dog Man book happened? Or does it turn out to be an offspring of Greg (also named Greg) that became Dog Man?
>>147172088I’m still banking on the fact the first CU book was written in the late 1990’s and that these books take place a few years later
>>147172082he dodged a bullet
>>147172167Ehem....Petey?
>>147172197He's the world's most evil cat (reformed). He's at net neutral.>>147172199Dog Man staring like "no thoughts head empty"
>>147172217But his son is in danger
>>147171608Truck-kun issekais two more victims to another world.
>>147172226[Petey slept in for the day out of principle. He sensed today would be a Grampa and Big Jim heavy day and figured things will sort themselves out.]
>>147172226It's Dog Man's weekend with him Petey clocked out and is complaining about comics he doesn't read online
>>147172413>>147172401Weeaboo aliens?????
>>147172289>queue Persona 5 music
>>147172679You’ll never see it CUMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
Imagine being George, watching as Harold gets gayer and gayer every year, now transforming your action superhero series into a moeblob anime.>>147172413>>147172463Best joke. Anons confirmed to live in the Dog Man universe.
>>147172810Tf you talking about?! George WROTE moeblobs into the script, Harold is drawing what is written
>>147172147I just considered if Dog Man would be able to eat chocolate because he has a human body's digestive system. Unless of course the smart nurse lady had to put dog organs into the body so that it wouldn't be rejected.
>>147172821exploitable?
>>147172829Anon, every background building has a kawaii face. George was clearly influenced by Harold's demands.>remembered George married a japanese girlNever mind, you're right.
>>147172882>>147172866Dogman being useless because he's hampered by being a dog is always fucking funny
Petey really should be doing something about this
>>147172289Wtf is happening in this page?Pretty entertaining reminds me of axe cop a bit.
>>147171390I wouldn't be surprised if baby prisons were a real thing in the Dogman universe.
>>147173060Ok, but how did he get to cat jail?
>>147172981>>147172997Who is the girl? Or is she just some rando
>>147173085The chosen one, I guess? She's supposed to have the alien ring but Grandpa took it and threw out her you are the chosen one note.So can dog man not talk?
>>14717299380-HD usually acts as the container for Dog Man and his buddies' supa hero costumes, but he's out cold, so in this scene Dog Man changes into his Scarlet Shredder costume inside of him anyway.
>>147173103Oh…
>>147172028Get those Friendly Friends faggots out of there, they had the worst book
The only thing I don't like about this book is Grandpa eyes, they are disturbing
>>147173271>Harvey Weinstein
>>147173244Petey waking up in a cold sweat realizing some random alien robots will get more hugs than he did in his entire lifetime from his dad.
>>147173358>your redemption arc, sirKek
>>147173479>5 pages leftHow?
>>147173494>old guy calls anime cartoons
>>147173509Boo
>>147173527I have a new theory, Big Jim isn’t in Cat Jail because he’s being punished he IS the punishment
[Dog Man StoryTime End]
>>147173194Piggy, is that you?
>>147173655He’s still in Friendly Friend Hell with weeping and gnashing of teeth
>>147173566I am sure he is a secret warden who is assigned exclusively to keep an eye on Grampa. And he is paid exclusively in cupcakes and free living arrangements.
No Petey no watch
I wasn't a fan of this book, not terrible but not very fun either. Felt like it ended up prattling along.I suppose the focus on Big Jim didn't interest me, stuff like the made-up backstory took up wayyy too much time from the main scenario; even if Grampa is funny with how much of a shitheel he is throughout the book. The Space Cuties also had a fun concept, I hope they continue to play a role in the sequel since they didn't feel too prevalent here.>>147173646Thanks man
>>147173743I had similar feels towards the book. It's still charming. But I feel the past books never gave me a reason to wanna care too much about Jim. He works better as a comic foil than as a main lead.Maybe the next book will justify Jim's lead status, but as it stands right now. It's a fine book.Not peak. But its fine.Also no probs. I hope I did a fine enough job storytiming, despite a few fuck ups.
>>147173847I like this book because I really like Big Jim. Big Jim for the win, you know?
>>147173556No wonder Big Jim acted highly religious
>>147173882About cupcakes, yeah
It was alright Mr Pilkey but WHERE THE FUCK IS CAT HUSBANDO?>>147173358>>147173369>grandpa being an evil asshole saved the dayLol
If any draw anons are here. I am requesting Petey as pic related.
>>147174090Seconding, but give him the caption “when your absentee dad and the fat retard go on an ‘adventure’ together.”
After reading some of the books I have high hopes for the film. It seems to be mainly adapting the first 3 books but has the foresight of what happens after, so it knows Petey's past and the relationship Dog Man and Petey have with their son. And some of the early books didn't hit as hard as the ones later on, so it will be good to see an adaptation that fleshes out how the trio came to meet.
I GET IT.He's called Petey because you pity him.
>>147173112Dog man can make dog noises. Dogs can't talk in this universe only cats
I've seen so much ship art between the two, yet in the books it seems like they don't even care about each other after a certain point.
As per tradition, here's the story starter for this book. How is Captain Cupcake going to save Sprinkles? You decide!>>147173085It's Nurse Lady.
>>147174487Yeah, it's funny.They're currently living together raising a child together which is a shippable idea on its own, but you just never see that part dwelled on any.
>>147171608
>>147174780Pilkey dismissed the idea with Dog Man being more of an older brother type and I can see it. In a disturbing way, Petey made Dog Man>>147174798Is that the request from earlier?
>>147173075narcotics aren't until the next Big Jim story anon
>>147172226Canon answer could actually be that he heard in the last book that this would be a big jim book so he didn't figure he had to care
I know this is for kids and all, but this story was actually pretty positive and wholesome and a nice break from all the negativity in the world. So thanks for sharing it n stuff.
>>147173021If Captain Underpants and Super Diaper Baby (where Petey originated from) are still canon to the Dog Man universe, then yes, Baby Jail was a thing during the Sneedly administration.
>>147175039>frog jailIs that foreshadowing for the 22 tadpoles?
>>147172691Something about those eyes speaks to me
>>147167255“Me and Dog Man go way back” is a funny sentiment in the context of “I knew half of who he used to be before the accident”
>>147173369
>>147173543>no more classic literature riffsgay
>>147174090If someone else doesn't draw it, I'll give it a shot in a few hours.
>>147166029Jim big
>>147175322It was either this or a riff on the Great Gatsby or something.>>147174944Petey is prepping for the amount of inappropriate fan mail he'll get once the movie hits. Can't let lil' petey see that. But also he sensed big jim and grampa would be the leads and didn't want to be involved with that level shenanigans.
>>147166651Ouch
>>147174691Alright how can you possibly turn this into something about 9/11?
>>147175542Trying to save Grampa, he knocks out one of the space cutie piloting the ship.Boom. 9/11, but into an already cute'd building.
>>147171583>>147171570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1aHYOyRphE
>>147175322George and Harold moved up to 6th grade, meaning they don't have Miss Chivess as a teacher anymore. She was the one who convinced them to like classic literature in the first place. Their new teacher probably doesn't give half a crap like the other teachers at Jerome Horowitz.
>>147175241Your post inspired me.
>>147171608Holy shit....
>>147175575Big Jim doesn’t notice, but Grampa witnesses the destruction in horror
>>147166029Hi anon, love the story time, but I want to read Dog Man from the start, where did you get such a high quality rip? I'm looking at read free comics sites and can't find Dog Man, I've looked at Tachiyomi, Mihon... Are these just PDF's you found?
>>147175310
>>147174780>never see that part dwelled on any.Well the simple answer to that is this is a book series for kids and the sort.I doubt the two will ever be an actual thing in books. But it's still cute to think on if you're into that sorta thing.
>>147175782>Harmless series for babies>IT HAS TO BE ABOUT GAYSThis is why god hates them
>>147175624>grampa doing the sicko yes looking out the window at 9/11
>>147175725In this case, I just screengrabbed from a kindle tab.Im sure theres free PDFs if you look on google long enough. Or you can always check out previous story times via desuarchives
>>147171608Their complete non-reaction is unfortunately kinda funny
>>147175857Oh I see, thank you. I wanted to look at the Desuarchive but I just want to read these in my tablet. And opening like 100 pages is just, bleh.Thank you anyway though!
>>147174780I must have missed some books because I thought they split the custody in weeks.I guess the writer making a previous character of his canonically gay gives the shippers fuel, as it wouldn't be that far off from the writers history.
>>147175502don't be like that, there are still plenty of dog-pun literary titles out there to useThe Sound and the FurryThe Pawtrait of Dorian GrayThe House of Seven Greyhoundsi had a perfect one, but i forgot it
>>147174798saved
I don't have the original, it this is better anyway.
>>147175937They had joint custody over the weekends, but Grampa destroyed his lab with malic acid monsters, so Petey is living with Dog Man while he rebuilds.
>>147176010I wonder if this is also how the movie will end or if they stick with custody
>>147175830I mean. He was trying to shoot Dogman point blank with a love ray that would've made DogMan physically want him so.Theres seeds there but that doesn't mean they're gonna sprout.
>>147175731Hey is that the episode where Kamen Rider OOO confronts the guy with a greed for justice?!
>dogman
>>147176978You seriously made this shit? What a strawman
>>147176978>CoperWe're proud horse dealers
>>147176530I like to think that Petey's idea of love was based his own ideas of unconditional subservience and shallow compliments. His idea of love was warped after the death of his mother due to the suffering he's had to endure for most of his life, along with the lack of love from his other surviving parent and most people he meets. He only started understanding what love truly means after the creation of Lil' Petey.
I do like that the new movie seems to be focusing on Dog Man and Petey's rivalry instead of just him and Lil Petey. Seems like they struck a good balance with all the main characters, as Dog Man started feeling incidental after a certain point. I guess it will also please the shippers, but building good relationships is a good idea in general.
>>147177094Not since 2011
>>147177220Movie looks great but damn petey just doesn't look good in 3D and his face looks weird in every shot.
>>147177220Just remember, Captain Underpants wasn’t really a story about the title character either
>>147177305Underpants and Krupp were still major players. Even if the character was static, they were almost always involved in some way. And for the movie they did gave him a bit of an arc with his crush, which seems to happen here as well. I think for the books it works, but for a movie you do need to give proper development to everyone, even if the story really is about someone else.
Pete Davidson’s doing a decent job as Petey, there, I posted it. He’s definitely starting to sound like him
>>147177305>Dog Man stops a plane crashI can't believe the 9/11 comics sort of had some basis after all.
>>147176978I look and talk like this
>>147171736These kids were fucked up by a literal time war
>>147177118I mean I get that. Petey was a bit fucked in the head.But also if he did manage to get that shot. He'd have to eventually contend with learning way too much about the anatomy of a frankenstein'd dog cop than he ever needed to.
>>147177533I thought he sounded fine from the start. It was either him or Dan from Dan Vs, and even he is starting to sound old
>>147178352Old and composed unlike the total NYC accented Petey we heard prior
>>147172401>vored crush
>>147178352Wait, Dan vs. was considered for the role? But he’s too old? Tragic shame
>>147174090
>>147178352if they make a dog man spinoff show like they did with captain underpants, i would love to see curtis armstrong play petey
