Look at this smug fat bitch
>>147171163Why did Dick let her daughter get so fat?
>>147171163god this 'I Am Not Starfire' comic is giving me an aneurysm and I never even heard of it
>>147171163god this 'I Am Not Starfire' comic is giving me an orgasm and I never even heard of it
>>147171163Most long-term decomposition occurs as a result of anaerobic bacteria, otherwise your body basically would cease decomposition in a coffin once the oxygen inside of it was used up. I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder.
>>147171291>Dick let her daughter>implying its dick's daughter
>>147171163I'm looking, but all I can see is her aunt using her 13 inch orange meatrod to plap all those jelly rolls off Mandy's gut.Hmm... that's going to be a lot of plapping. I hope Blackfire has a lot of Gatorade.
>>147171163Needs corrective rape to straighten her out
>>147171163Why do Americans hate this but love squirrel girl?
>people find this slampig hotWhy?
>>147172130There's no reason, what gets someone off is rarely rooted in any actual kind of logic. Just a conflation of aesthetic triggers.
>>147172121Cause Squirrel Girl is one of hundreds of joke characters. I Am Not Starfire is supposed to be taken as a serious and dramatic story.
>>147172100Is that a fucking Gimli reference
>>147172121Because Squirrel Girl has a long history of not being mildly obese
>>147172130Her ass is fat and she looks like she can handle a lot of abuse.
>>147172121Squirrel girl has a shapely figure.Mandy Anders is a blobfish.
>>147171291He was raised on circus food, this is the effect of doing the same with your kid without the exercise of performing on stage
>>147171291Mandy is explicitly not Dick's daughter.
>>147172385So he has a shot at her?
>>147172270mandy anders is not an adult or even legal probably. squirrel girl is in her 20s.
>>147172130They think she's "attainable".Holy kek.
>>147171163Reminds me of that goth piggy from Superman
>>147171163I want to wreck her womb
>>147173006mating press
>>147173006I love how every single artist has to give her a smaller waist or something in order to make her seem even somewhat appealing
>>147172121>Implying only Americans hate it.
>>147173032>overriding character trait is alienation from her mother>this is physically signified by her being short, fat, and ugly>everyone gets upset the ugly chick is ugly
>>147171163https://youtu.be/qwBfGQJhDT8?si=8AEkm97QC5YQht68
>>147172130She's not hot. Slampigs aren't hot. That's literally the point of a slampig. She's a grungy fat slob with a huge ass that you very roughly fuck the shit out of and then never see again (or if she's a great lay, you keep her as a sidepiece to occasionally dump spunk into).
>>147172397He should shoot her.
>>147172385Is it explicitly stated? I've never read this
>>147173971slampigs are hot they just need the right accessories
>>147174101It's not actually stated, but it's implied her father isn't Dick.Really, the actual out of universe reason she probably isn't Dick's daughter is because if she was, the story would have to acknowledge it, and the story is meant to be solely about her relationship with Starfire, so the father simply isn't there.If she was Dick's daughter, Dick would have to play a role, and maybe even Batman, it'd go from being a Starfire/Titans story to a Bat-Family story.
>>147174265You can put as many accessories on it as you want, but a pig is still a pig. U G L Y, bitch ain't got no alibi.
>>147174101She's Mandy Anders, not Mandy Grayson.
>>147174265truth
>>147172130Two things you need to know about /co/.90% of /co/ has jungle fever, and 75% of /co/ are chubby chasers.Probably because this board is mostly desperate incels.
>>147172614Doreen and Mandy are both drawings.One is drawn like a fertility goddess.The other is drawn like a booger.
>>147173918That got a chuckle from me
>>147172121Because this girl is fat and unfunny.Squirrel girl is not fat and she's silly.
>>147171163
what she probably looks like irl.
>>147174919>both drawings.Of what?
