ITT: ok /co/, pitch an idea for a theatrical Family Guy movie
Peter creampies his own butthole
>You think that's bad? Remember the time I appeared in a 90 minute movie?
>A sinkhole was accidentally planted into the suburbs of Quahog resulting a pollution crisis in the city, leading Mayor Wild West, the city council and the CIA (with Stan Smith making a cameo) to place a dome inside the Griffin's neighborhood>Lois goes on a protest by quickly blaming everything on Canada>Chris builds his own bodybuilding machine known as the InsanoFlex which turns out to be a mecha robot destroying Quahog>Meg gets a virus chip to time travel to other dimensions by stealing artifacts and even the past to terminate Peter>Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland also travel across the nation to get their precious TV back>Brian and Stewie travel around the world to find King Neptune's crown
2 hours of live-action news footage of 9/11 with Peter reacting to it.
>>147182567>The movie starts like off like a normal episode of Family Guy>The Griffins have another power outage so instead of telling a story, they find another distraction>"Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty...">The entire movie is actually a two-hour biopic of the life of country singer Conway Twitty
>>147182607>"Holy crap Lois, they hit the fucking pentagon!"
>>147182567>The Griffins find out that Fox has cancelled the show again>During a Quahog town hall meeting, they find out that the president of Fox is Peter and Brian's long time rival James Woods>James Woods isn't alone, however, as he accompanied by the actual new mayor of Quahog, and it's not Wild West anymore, it's Ernie the Chicken>Both Peter and the Chicken end up fighting and destroying Quahog for the first 15 minutes until they open up a mysterious portal they did not know it existed>The portal opens up a black hole that Joe accidentally falls into during the same Chicken Fight scene>Joe gets sent to the shadow realm and fuses with Stan of the Langley Falls universe to form JoeStan>A major apocalypse had summon once JoeStan teams up with both the Chicken and James Woods to destroy both Quahog and Langley Falls universes>They also team up with HyperKahn of the Arlen universe Present Day Era Texas, UltraFry of the New New York universe Year 3000 and the Super Apu Army of the Springfield universe circa season 50+>Now it's up to Peter, Brian and Stewie to stop the JoeStan apocalypse by teaming up with Homer Simpson, Bender Rodriguez, Roger Smith, Hank Hill, Bob Belcher, Sterling Archer, Korvo, Schlub and Marvin Flute>Tom Anderson, Randy Marsh, Carl Brutananadilewski, Dr. Venture, The Robot Chicken, Uncle Ruckus, Toki Wartooth, The Warden, Rick Sanchez, BoJack Horseman, Francis Murphy and Mr. Boss also team up in a literal Animation Domination>All of them obtain super saiyan powers to fight JoeStan, HyperKhan, UltraFry and the Super Apu army; of which the latter four have been dragged off of oblivion>Movie ends with Cleveland Brown and his former Stoolbend army thus starting an Animation Domination Cinematic Universe
>>147182605You joke, but that honestly sounds really good.
>>147182711Kino
>>147182567peter get ipad
>>147182785>>147182834These ideas aren't anything new honestly, I was one of those anons that were coming up with these types of ideas when the Bob's Burgers movie was new in theatres at the time, though I wished someone had the editing tools to do an epic trilogy of YTPs
>>147182567It has to be bigger than the Stewie and Brian specials, so how about a Road To The Omniverse but this time it's with the entire Griffin family, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland.
>>147182567Peter Becomes the President.
>>147182567>>147182579>The whole movie is a 100-minute potshot against Trey Parker 20 years after South Park mocked Family Guy>Trey time travels to 9/11 by convincing Seth MacFarlane to get on the plane and hoping plebs to rejoice in a world where American Dad, The Cleveland Show, Ted, The Orville or his music career never happened>Upon hearing this on the news, Stewie and Brian (as well as Peter) time travel to prevent this from happening>Roger, Steve and Stan from Langley, the both cast members of Ted and The Orville also join in and tag along to help Stewie, Brian and Peter time travel to stop Trey Parker>Turns out Bertram was also in on the scheme along with Trey and helping him and Matt Stone to poke fun of Family Guy
>>147183552This could be road to the omniverse or outer verse
>>147182567>Peter needs to go home from the burning fires in CaliforniaWhat is Peter doing in the fires of California?Not my problem seth figure it and make it funny.
>>147183842You know, I could see that
>>147182567>a two hour Family Guy movie parodying the prequel trilogy
>>147182567Blue Harvest but with Indiana Jones
>>147182567Be a parody of these awful live-action modern reboots/revivals/adaptions with only Seth MacFarlane to voice Brian and Stewie in a style of Cats or the shitty live-action Disney remakes as well having Alex Borstein, Mila Kunis and Patrick Warburton to reprise their roles as Lois, Meg and Joe, respectively
>>147182567Roger get iPad
>>147182567>Mr. Pewterschmidt Blocks out the moon and gets stabbed and it’s a mystery to find out who stabed Mr. Pewterschmidt.
>>147183923This
Would a meta movie about the Griffins meeting Seth work? Could it work as a introspective film about Seth's thoughts on his career?
>>147182567A rashomon type story that starts with the drunken clam burning down that leads to the discovery of a greater conspiracy inside Quahog’s city government.
>>147183552>make movie getting mad south park so just the Drawn together movie?
>>147182605It would actually be unbelievably based if family guy just ripped off and parodied all of these plot lines. It would make family guy legendary
>>147182567An award-winning movie producer comes to Quahog and says he wants to make a documentary about their city. The rest of the movie is the Family Guy cast fucking up the filmmaking process from script to screen.>Peter's ad-libbing pisses off the director but endears the execs, the movie is rewritten into a mess as a result>Lois is obsessed with being the leading lady but she's a really bad actor>Meg is replaced by a hotter actress and becomes an intern who falls in love with an actor>Chris decides he wants to do his own stuntsAll the while, this gives the writers an excuse to make all the celebrity jokes, nonsensical cutaways, and big-band musical numbers they want (it's part of the movie!). B-plot is Stewie helping Brian sell his script to Hollywood, only to discover that every dark Hollywood conspiracy you could imagine is true. The two plots convene at the end when it's revealed the producer is the film's main antagonist.
>>147182567>See, there's this fat man...>uh, he's fat....>but uh, he also has a loving family....>then there's his baby, uhhhh, he can talk>and he's super, uh, smart......>and his dog, uhhhh....>he can also talk, but he's, uh, a s-snarky, uh, athiest, and uh, self-righteous liberal.....>uhhh, and he drives a prius>and then there's his, uh, son>he's also very fat,>uhhhh, and he's a chronic masturbator>and then, uhhhh, there's his daughter>uhhhhhhh, she's hot but she's also really ugly>uhhh, but the fat man's wife is totally a ten outta ten>uhhhhhh, and she's a redhead>>147182636>>147184104Starring Timothy Chalamet?
>>147182567Ok so it’s like jaws but then there’s a bigger shark named bigger jaws and they have to team up with jaws to stop bigger jaws.
>>147182567These ideas sound really good. Family Guy isn't dead after all.>>147183552Unlike South Park. South Park is too dead to make fun of.
>>147184439>Starring Timothy ChalametChris Pratt as Peter Griffin
>>147182567Chris accidentally creampies his own butthole and Peter murder suicides his entire family
>>147185220>Unlike South Park. South Park is too dead to make fun of.True. That anon here >>147184319 already mentioned the Drawn Together movie and how that already made fun of South Park
>>147183923I think the Cleveland Show is going to do these
>>147182567>>147184067>Stan creampies his butthole>Steve becomes a robot
>>14718256790 straight minutes of Peter Griffin shitting on the toilet
>>147182567Brian finds a new girlfriend
>>147182605Better than mine (which would just be The Simpsons Movie)
>>147185551Matt Groening, have you been browsing on the boards this whole time?
2hrs of live leak footage with our favorite characters commentary
>>147182567Peter getting raped by a horse for 90 minutes. 60% of the $200 million budget will go into the horse's cock.
>>147185725The other 40%?
>>147182567Aliens impregnate the whole town, the movie parodies Village Of The Damned
>>147185269I believe I heard somewhere that they wanted to the Indy movies with the Claveland cast
>>147182605kek
>>147182605Unironically kino
>>147182567Mr. Weed gets an iPad.
>grand recreation of the Family Guy intro with high tech production value>neon signs flying by>SETH MACFARLENE>SETH GREEN>music ends and the scene finally fades in>brian needs a pill >it's not for his mouth>"boy, at a time like this, i'm sure glad those gay guys who run the Quahog orphanage taught me their techniques">cuts away to live action bit>90 minutes of a man getting vigourously punched in the asshole>film burns away back to Peter>"oh yeah, i forgot, it's all in the knuckle">peter makes with his fingers and shoves the fist deep in the brian asshole of fist>fin
