Should authors answer Powerscaling related questions?
OH NO!HE COULDN'T GO 3 - 0LOL LMAO
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Kamina pauses from shoving his tongue down Nia’s throatK: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Kamina-Sama?!”Nia stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling american man is clearly beating Simon to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesN: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Simon. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Kamina-Sama”From the bush:S: “KAMINA-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”K: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Nia. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by american fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himS: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED KAMINA-SAMA MORE!”
>AIA DISGRACEFUL way to begin in these halls...
>>150125880Why of course. Nothing wrong with that.
>>150125880Can you do one with female Clark kissing female Goku? I'd like that
>>150125918AI is the future Artcuck
BRING US THE ENTIRETY OF THE 40K UNIVERSE
>>150125950...on opposite day
>viltrum is straight up, effortlessly destroyed without the need for any setup>the masses of the star and the sun disk are confirmed>omni man tanks the laser and destroys the ship>mark and thragg fight in the core of a star which collapses and turns into a super massive black holeWould you apologize then?
>>150125918AI is Aryan.
>>150125975... Is what I would say if I were an Artcuck Luddite afraid because AICHADD are stealing all the jobs and pussies around
KINGtos
>>150125992...but I would never say that because ARTGODS will always be more interesting than computercucks.
>>150126018... In my copes and fantasies
>>150125880
>>150126033...but also in real life and across the whole world.
It's lonely at the top...
>>150126039>fist connects with a “thud” soundexplain
Son Goku wins. It's final.
>>150125916KEKBUSHCANON
>DO THE IMPOSSIBLE THINK THE UNTHINKABLE>Wait uhh... Bring back people from the dead??? That's not the heckin' point... You gotta move on bro...>Please ignore the fact simon used time travel to save that one guy from an heroing
>>150125880Clarification of canon events.No leading questions.So as an example asking Barlog: "What happened when Ragnarok (Surtr) struck Asgard and what did Freyr do to buy time?"But not asking him: "Could Kratos destroy a universe?"
Simon WILLINGLY sent Nia to BVLLmina.
>Can do the impossible>Can't prevent his wife from dying because... MUH PHILOSOPHY...>GLosers will eat this up and say "muh platonic philosophy" and "muh allegory for the cave"
FACT FLOOD: Simon WON and CAUSED MASSIVE ASSPAIN to ALL DCucks. It's canon, folks!
Doomsday Time Trapper? BROKEN and jobbing to Darkseid's cronies.
>GLosers>Green Lantern out of NOWHERE
>>150126132My lie detector scanned this post...and it's dead silent. Unbelievable facts right here.
My Simonscholars, where is our NTR doujins I asked for? We must peruse these texts similar to our HERO.
>>150126132FACT TSUNAMI: Simon won because the researchers love tranime and got fired from WB
>>150125880>Should authors answer Powerscaling related questions?No.
Mind-FUCKING-broken.
>>150126144>DCope LOL LMAO
>>150126046... Is what Artkeks cry while their waifus get Blacked 1000 times in 2 seconds by AICHADs
AYIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GokuKratos blindfolded and with both hands tied behind his backDo the math
"He-he-heee! It feels good to have a handshake with my HERO Goku-sama! Aaaah!~... Wait... Wait! Ouch! Y-your grip! It's too strong! Release my hand! You're hurting me! YOU'RE HURTING MEEE! OW! OOOOOOWWWW! PLEASE, GOKU-SAMA! I'M BEGGING YOU! AIIIIIIEEE! STOP! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!"Superman, Justice League Animated. Season 1, episode 15Thoughts?
>>150126150Why did his victory cause so much butthurt to EVERY SINGLE LAST DCoper? Scientists are still investigating.
>>150126159S-S-Simoncucks this is the indomitable human spirit!?
>>150126150>FUCKINGWhat Kamina is doing to Nia in heaven.
>>150126155...which nobody sees or pays attention to, least of all the ArtKING who goes back to his harem of real woman while the aitard focuses on his interracial cuckhold fantasies.
>>150126178no this ishttps://youtu.be/VovuaMxpRK4?si=dsOKEGQiPkAG7ZYy
>>150126180...in the headcanon of mindbroken DCucks who can't handle the FACT that Simon GAPES and RAPES FodDerC. Yuppers!
Gurren Lagann is reddit af
Let's play a game. How much does this Robot weigh?
>>150126204how weak is Toyo's fanfiction?
>>150126203Comics are reddit af
You fag fagtern fags are still SWWTHING over CHSDmon’s victory. Don't come crying here when GOETti-Spiral rspes cucky-Monitor. Youre just jeapolous that Gurrem Lahamn will be stronger than western shit. Seriously you worship FLppr level cicks while BVLLrren Lagann can throq galaxies. Fucky o u fateress fag fagtern faggots
>>150126204Toyotaro's manga is not canon, little bitch.
Let's spit some facts: Simon only won because that's the juvenile choice for making the least amount of people mad.If you engage in the argument in a mature way Kyle winning not only is more accurate but also thematic
>>1501262041000 OMNIVERSAL FUARKING TONS
>DCDCDCDCDCDCDCThe daily chorus of the MIND BROKEN.
>>150126132COLOSSAL TRVKE
>>150126204About 800 solid ass pounds
>>150126204>this Robotthat's master Auta Magetta for you
>>150126209Not a kylefag i just hate simon and the unfunny indomitable human spirit and the glazing from retards who ignore the tiering system
>>150126223kek dcucks really are mindbroken chanters
>>150126217My lie detector scanned this post...and it's dead silent. Unbelievable facts right here
>>150126231Why do you hate each of those
>>150126054…of the fraud list.
>>150126219Correct Db scholar. Over 1000 tons as Beerus said. Not 2000. As we can see Super base Vegeta went SSJ and STILL, he can't even lift 1/4 of that which is the Robot's foot. Impressive.Now open the spoiler Image. This is Cat 797 Mining Truck. At max capacity it can weigh a 1000 or more depending on the type of lead.
Why does Simon love BVLLmina so much? Why didn't he be a man and fight for his girl?
>>150126217... or at least, that's what I would say if I were a butthurt brown clown who's mad because Simon CHECKED his lifelong idol Kyle and exposed him as a fraud.
>>150126217The numbers were clear, DCuck. Stop liking fodder verses if you're gonna get this asspained after every check of your verse.
In all this time arguing, you could have posted Simon destroying a bush.
>>150126260Question two. How much stronger has Vegeta grew, since his first appearance in Z?
>>150126249It's trite and the platonic philosophy shit is cucked and forced af, the whole "do the impossible" but then just "yeah move on and be a bitchless hobo" feels like fucking cope
>>150126054...of the strongest in fiction list
>>150126217>If you engage in the argument in a mature way Kyle winning not only is more accurate but also thematicWhat is the argument?
>>150125880Does Thanos have any matchups besides Darkseid and Mongul? I've seen Frieza here and there but I'm guessing modern capeshit scaling would have him BTFO the lizard
>>150126305uhhhh.......
>>150126307BowserThey are massive simps
>simoncuck nuclear meltdown
Simon won Death Battle because of the KEK FORCE. It's really strong.
>>150126296A lot
>>150126305The argument is that Simon winning hurt his feelings and made him cry
>>150126319Same reason why DC wins a lot btw
Viltrum empire before Omni-Man's betrayal VS The Seven Deities with the Karma Fortresswho's winning?
>>150126313That's actually pretty good. I'd be rooting for Bowser
>>150126307Best I can give you.
>>150126331Gurren Lagann and DC are my favorite NTR stories.
>>150126132the fact scanner says this is factually true, fuark
>>150126260>Over 1000 tons as Beerus saidExactly, he weighs as much as 4 universes (over 1000 tonnes). Understood, little pup?
GoW, DC and Gurren Lagann in the biggest KEKHOLD competition who is the better man?
>>150126376DC is the only one with actual unironic non meme cuckshit
>>150126376KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!>B-b-but...KINGTOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!
>>150126376DC > Gurren Lagann > God of War
>>150126335I'm not sure what they could do for Beerus if they scaled Thanos to Hulk, Thor, Adam Warlock and Norrin
Last digit is how many multiverses run a train on Yoko and Nia.
>>150126376DCGurren Lagann has nothing aside from shitposting GoW has some suspect lines but Atreus must be Kratos' son so whatever
>>150126396Okay yeah i agree with thisBut what if its just NU-GoW?
>>150126297I haven't watched Gurren Lagann and so I really have no idea who the fuck died, who was supposed to move on and why.
>>150125204So the answer is both yes and no.By Indie Era standards, Death Battle would have pushed Archie Silver even higher, since they believe that Game Super Sonic is multiversal now (and also that Archie is still much stronger than Games).However they would also make Heroes Trunks have Immeasurable Speed, so a lot of that advantage would be up in the air.But also my stance is that Flynn era Sonic was never meant to be a multiversal reality warper constantly and instead Super Sonic would be planetary in stats with the ability to counter other Chaos Emerald based effects (like the Super Genesis Wave) since those were cases of inverting an existing specific energy wave. Also Ultra Sonic is just Sonic + Magic rather than Super Sonic+.
TRVKE: Whenever Simon cums while masturbating, he orgasms Kamina's name, thinking about how much he is destroying Nia's pussy in heaven.
>>150126417Basically Simon can do shit like time travel and defy physics and causality because spiral power but he can't prevent his wife he fought for from dying
Last two digits are how many MarBVLLs run a train on the Justice League's SOs.
!!!
>>150126427My fully charged lie detector is dead silent it seems. [End of Sentence]
>>150126132the TRVKE that BROKE DC.......
>>150126431Simon let Nia die so big bro Kamina could have her.
>>150126436Fuark, Thor is BRINGING THE HEAT??!??!??????
>>150126446People say this is a meme but this is actually a valid way to interpret it if you believe in death of the author
>>150126439It makes sense...
>>150126408>Gurren Lagann has nothing aside from shitpostingThe bush is canon.
>>150126460If by death of the author you mean project raw schizophrenia onto the show
>>150126431Doesn't he get that almost naked girl that's on every poster?
>>150126470So true xister, media literacy is dying!
>>150126465But that's not his wife or girlfriend
>>150126415Norsetos never gets actually cucked as far as I know so the rating doesn't change. Even the worst interpretation of his "what my wife did before we met is her business" line is still not as pathetic as the equivalent scene in Gurren Lagann.
>>150126473Yoko you mean? Nah she's with kamina, he watched her kissing his big brother from a bushSee >>150126159
>>150126481dota is how tranny headcanons are born you colossal retard
>Simon vs. Archie Sonic>but it's not a Death Battle, it's a battle to see which duo can take more BVLLS at once while they watch, Yoko and Nia or Sally and Amy
>>150126055it's saying "superspeed" in fantasy media is never portrayed with biblically accurate physics.
>>150126204Everyone except Kuu, Tamagami #1, and the scientist characters are absolute dogwater at math in the Dragon World setting.Goku as a child managed to push a boulder that ought to be at least a quarter of the weight that Magetta is stated to weigh.
>>150126498That's just fandoms being astroturfed by the media, the headcanons being about trannies has nothing to do with dota
>>150126483A normal interpretation would be just as meh, but the ABSOLUTE WORST? No way man, not with a line that vague
>>150126490But... Didn't Kamina die?
This makes the powerscalers shit themselves in fear.
Don't you guys get tired of making the exact same post over and over again? How many times can you call someone a cukhold?
>>150126526This was before he FUARKING DIED
>>150126526That's before he died
>>150126307>disney just unironically compared thanos to miss piggy>>150126537ask this guy>>150125904been spamming god bless and keep you for four years, and the oh no! spam for a year
>>150125880No it's dumb
>>150126527GOD THAT COVER IS SO FUCKING COOL
>>150126537>ESLI'm a cuck like Simon btw.
>>150126539>>150126540So she's free game.
>>150126537these kinda posts are almost all clearly the work of the same few people they don't get tired because they are unironically mentally ill
>>150126055It'd be more than a fucking thud if you hit something at FTL let alone MFTL.
>>150126091Hunch back of norte dam looking ass
>>150126537Back when we had an IP Counter, most threads ended with 20 ips tops. Make of that what you will.
>>150126555Yeah she was literally free game but simon passed on the opportunity for someone else (Nia)And when Nia gets kidnapped and he throws literal galaxies for her in the gorillionversal dimension he decides to let the forces of the universe take her away
Faster than light? I move faster than darkness.
>>150126553>I'm a cuckWe've always known, but thanks for coming clean about it.
>>150126553What ESL
>>150126150Popeye victim. Though I like to think Simon would love Popeye and they'd hang out and Simon would try Popeye's Spinach.
>>150126376DC has cucked their characters far more often they win that contest easily
>>150126579Us Simonbros need to be proud of being happy cucks. It's what our HERO would want.
>>150126573What the fuck. So what's the moral of the story, then? Go be a hero, get fucked over and take it like a champ and move on?
>>150126584Anti-simonbro and i gotta say that's trvke, I can't argue against that
>>150126558I never want to see Knull again. Unless he gets fucking embarrassed in a Death Battle or something, then it'd be funny.
>>150126527>>150126551>fozzie bear is death>WELL, THAT'S NORMAL!>How so?>HIS JOKES DIE CONSTANTLY!>DOOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO
>>150126168DB decides that he beats DC's whole cosmology which people take issue with apparently. I just find it funny how quick the switch up on Kyle went from being hot shit apparently being hot shit to being a nobody
>>150126596Yes that's literally IT. Just as long as you preservere and move on its cool.It's so fucking retarded
>>150126610Kylebros are disloyal chimpsGuychad btw
>>150126602Why do you dislike Knull so much? It's not like he and his event reconnected symbionts into a cosmic force and SYMBIONTS SYMBIONTSSYMBIONTSSYMBIONTSSYMBIONTSSYMBIONTSSYMBIONTSSYMBIONTS was all Marvel did for several years before and after Knull
BRING ME ANISSA...SO WE CAN BOTH RAPE GOHAN!
>>150126558Just a tiny tidbit for BARBATOS!
>>150126332Death Battle stats? Viltrum.Consistent showimg stats? Viltrum.The main issue is that most of the DemiGods aren't anything to write home about. It basically is just Augus, Deus, and Yasha that are worth a shit.They could take out several Viltrumites, but the sheer numbers mean that they could realistically have 7-8 Viltrumites for fighting each one.That being said, I think that under the right circumstances that Deus and Yasha could wipe them all out, but those cases would be somewhat rare.I might be underestimating Deus' lightning.
>>150126611Simon really is the biggest cuck.
>>150126610Getting amps is literally the only reason anybody likes Kyle. It's unsurprising that most of his fans ditched him and the few remaining ones have daily meltdowns. It's literally all the character has.
>>150126640The Gohan in question:
>>150126611Row row accept the circumstances Cope with uncopable, accept the unacceptable
>>150126543Your tears are some easy entertainment. It's no different than aesthetic gardening, really.
>>150126431It isn't that he can't. He and Nia agreed that it was for the best that he didn't.
>>150126629not that anon but I hate Knull because I can't post Sentry as based rips you in half man because Cates just had to get pissy about Sentry doing that to Carnage so Knull ripped Sentry in half while talking some generic dark overlord bullshit about muh void. even Mikaboshi wasn't that obnoxious
>>150126332I don't think anyone is tanking the karma fortress canon. Augus actually puts in a lot of work if he uses wailing dark since he can make that bitch grow to at minimums long enough to pierce through the earth and out the other end easily. That could take out a lot of viltrumites in one go
>>150126664And Kamina.
>>150126664YABBA DABBA DOO! GO NIA! GO TO KAMINA IN HEAVEN!
>>150126332Are we including Deus after he merged with the Karma Fortress? He literally beat the fuck out of both Yasha and Asura at the same time before Asura got a super amp from Deus pissing him off with Mithra.
>>150126648I think such an ending would've been completely acceptable in a series that doesn't spend its entire runtime screaming about pushing past your limits and not settling for less when you can break through.
>>150126664>Letting women give up on life instead of manning up and handling the forces of the cosmos
>>150126610dcfags started thinking death battle wouldn't only ever let them lose cosmic battles to marvel and were broken forever by kyle dying
>>150126662>y-y-y-your tearsgo ahead, say i'm kaijutard, say how obsessed i am, despite you spamming the same shit for five years and on other boards
>>150126664>He and Nia agreed that it was for the best that he didn't.And what was the argument there? I'm genuinely curious.
>the moral of Gurren Lagann is to be cuckedCharacters who are Gurren Lagann fans?
>>150126693>gives immediate tears>I-I'm not th-the target tho...LOLLMAO
>>150126460That's not what Death of the Author means.Death of the Author is an argument that suggests you can draw a meaning or theme from a work that the author didn't intend. Not that you can invent events that differ from canon.
>>150126703If he revives her he'll empower the giant death monster that will awaken and kill everything forever
>>150126703I'm pretty sure it was because the villain they just defeated, the anti-spiral, emerged as a check against unrestrained spiral power which could destroy the universe and Nia was its herald.
>>150126718>If he revives her he'll empower the giant death monster that will awaken and kill everything foreverThey never say anything about this, they just say Nia is linked to Anti Spiral
>>150126673>even Mikaboshi wasn't that obnoxiousShittaboshi at least had the decency to get into the cuck chair relatively quickly and didn't leave much lasting lore complications.
>>150126729Yeah but it's also about spiral usage
>>150126715i've been telling you to quit spamming for a year, you retard lmfao
>>150126537It it totally possible that they are (You) farming so they can achieve petty glee at having driven a response out of someone.Or they are automated bots. Some of the copypastas feel that way at times.
>>150126735Why would Nia use anti spiral's energy then if she loves simon so much?
"Hold this open, will ya?" said Patrick as he ripped off Spongebob's erect penis and used it to jam cucky Simon's hole open. It immediately grew back but smaller and wetter."Hmm... there's a lot of SHIT in here," said Patrick. "How much fiber is in Krabby Patties anyway?""YE WOULDN'T BELIEVE," said Krabs, as a gigantic turd stretched his red asshole until it tore."I NEED AN ENEMA," said Patrick. "OH WAIT WE'RE UNDERWATER." Patrick nibbled gently at the tip of Krabs' eyestalk as he released it from his mouth. He wiped eye fluid from the corner of his mouth and put Simon's zippered lips to his own."ON THE COUNT OF THREE" said Patrick. "ONE… TWO… OH FUCK IT HNRRRRRRGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!"Patrick blew Simon like a trumpet. All of his limbs went rigid and his SPIRALPOWAAAR (that failed 20 something tranime addicts scream about) spilled out from the dick hole in his suit. The immense force started to blow crusty chunks of shit out of Simon's ass."I must keep the Krusty Krab clean!" yelled Spoogebob as he rushed over and opened his mouth. Spongebob recognized bits of the Krabby Patty formula in his mouth as Simon's acrid shit coated his tongue and teeth."SWALLOW, YE LANDLUBBER," said Krabs, poking his dick at Spongebob's lips."HMRGGRGHRGUHF," said Spongebob, shaking his head. He wanted to savor it, but Krabs had other plans.Krabs got up on his desk and flexed. "GET READY" he yelled as he jumped down on Spongebob with a stone cold stunner. Blood, semen and shit sprayed powerfully from every one of Spongebob's holes. The force of the explosion tore both of his legs off. The assorted fluids and solids coated the walls of Krabs' office."YE GOT THAT SHIT ALL OVER ME FIRST DOLLAR," screeched Krabs. "AND YOU KNOW THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO CLEAN IT!"Simon got up. "JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!"
>>150126727What a homosexual setup.
Jag är bäst på det jag gör, och det jag gör är inte vackert. BORK BORK BORK
>>150126749The fanfic above you is more homosexual still tbqh
>>150126744Because fuck you.
>>150126675>at minimums long enough to pierce through the earth and out the other end easilyApparently it’s stated that it has the ability to pierce through about thirty Earths. Wailing Dark is cracked.
>>150126734He also was a mere aspect of Oblivion. We didn't know what we had. Also Pak is a better writer than Cates (and a better Hulk writer than Ewing) if editorial keeps a leash on him
>>150126748Why are they raping Simon?
>>150126743It's just automated mental illness
>>150126762Not beating the cuck allegations, he compromised
>>150126680No, Nia is dead dead. What she was no longer exists.
The proper option would've been to fuck Yoko while a picture of Nia is facing the bed.
>>150126583But why would Simon hang out with an old man? What would they have in common?
>>150125904Where have you been the past dozen threadsPlease answer I was genuinely worried about you
The whole multiverse is a bush to Simon.
>>150126779Aryan.
>>150126583Simon mogs Popeye
>>150126779Why would Yoko let that boundless cuck touch her?
>>150126796Tbh anyone above universal+ mogs Popeye
>>150126640BLACKED
Reply to this post with CANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON TRVKES only!
>>150126527>YOU SHOULD HAVE AIMED FOR THE HEAD
>>150126768>and a better Hulk writer than EwingHow dare you.
>>150126602Knull is here to stay buddy
>>150126646would adding Asura preMantra form tip the scales?>>150126682Deus starts in base but can merge if needed
>>150126811Simon got cucked by the whole multiverse.
>>150126811these threads should be moved to /trash/.
>>150126809trvke
>>150126811Ryu Hayabusa disapproves of futa on male.
>>150126305Kyle vs Simon is about Willpower.But while Simon represents "Le hecking human spirit" Kyle approaches Willpower from the perspective of a high value male.He has the connections (scaling), resources (Power) and environment (cosmology) to win the fight. And him winning represents the realistic approach to willpower.In the real world it doesn't matter how much you scream or want something, you will never beat a guy with the genetics/money/connections that's superior to you. Of course most people lack these things, and those are the ones that would rather listen the sweet lies green lagan preaches. People without talent, genetics, or resources loves the "Push your limits" narratives because it makes them believe they can actually do something with their lives.That's why Simon winning is the juvenile approach, because him winning represents the thing people want to hear (underdog that wills his way to victory against a superior for) but Kyle is what would realistically happen (High Value Man beats lesser boy).This ties in with the Powerscaling aspect because, for Simon to win, DB had to Nerf DC's cosmology to only 12.5D when even now in Hulkzilla they claim Marvel's cosmology (that they think is roughly equal to DC) is a bunch of layers beyond Infinity.With proper DC Cosmology Kyle would Rape Simon without difficulty
>>150126811One solitary Outerversal Balrog is a setting ending threat for nearly franchise
>>150126811SHITmon let his wife die
>>150126811Hulk Mr. Fix-It Banner said Trans Rights.
>>150126819
>>150126811Kratos solos fiction
>>150126836>Wall of asspained DCope Did not peruse. Simon wiped his ass with DC btw
>>150126836But have you considered that Kyle is gay
>>150126836>t-the cosmology had to be nerfed saar They wanked DC above 6D, lmao
>>150126703Gimmy actually raises this point.Even more he asks why Simon doesn't also revive the dead members of Team DaiGurren.Simon doesn't give an answer but Yoko does.Simon isn't a god.What we are left to is to infer the extent of this.If you don't think it is fair for their sacrifices to let them stay dead then that's valid, but how far are you willing to go with it and how do you justify drawing a line?
>>150126836TRVTHNVKE
>>150126836This post is a more painful blow to Simoncucks' egos than if he actually lost the battle.
>>150126836Surely this is AI
>>150126836>Reading this deeply into fanfiction F A G G O TAGGOT
>>150126744Anti-spiral emerged as a check to unrestrained use of spiral power. If Simon used it selfishly it would set a bad example.
>>150126868>"Using cosmology makes you a jeet">"Anyways Simon is like 11D"
>>150126836I get the feeling you don't have any of those "high value male" things and this is how you cope. Also Kyle got assraped, he's the loser here.
>>150126646>It basically is just Augus, Deus, and Yasha that are worth a shit.Won’t Olga and Kalrow have their fleets as well? The demigods’ fleet is pretty massive. Wyzen’s fatass can grow to planet size too. Those should provide some adequate distraction. Pretty sure the Olga, Kalrow and Sergei were mentioned to be stronger than Wyzen, though suffer from lack of feats. The former two only got time through their massive army and Sergei just did nothing and died to Negro Asura lol. I think Olga had like one durability feat of being able to withstand Deus’ telekinesis.
>>150126783End of series they are both war veterans.
>>150126890He's a jeet because he typed "green lagan" outYou are a jeet for getting triggered
The Gurren Lagann verse is a bush. Simon is behind the bush. Kamina plowing Nia's heavenly pussy in heaven is in front of the verse. This is the proper scaling of the Gurren Lagann verse.
>>150126836>Willpower from the perspective of a high value maleAll this babble about what encompasses TRVE MANLINESS you're spitting out while likely having an arm with the density of a water balloon or the physique of a matchstick makes you look humongously homosexual.
>>150125880ENOUGH. WHO WINS THIS SHIT?
>>150126880who gives a shit about setting an example nigga!? You literally did the impossible and now you choose to compromise for the sake of some faggy philosophy?That's cuckshit
>>150126836DCucks believe this? Lmao
>>150126869>What we are left to is to infer the extent of this.The only thing we can infer is that plot demands they stay dead, so they will stay dead, logic be damned.Everything else is just mental gymnastics.
>>150126836MarvelKING here. Notice how we don't cope like this.
cosmology? scaling? statements? all I need is visually displayed universal feats
>>150126829Asura (and Yasha once incensed enough by Asura) are able to reach a point of being planetary threats on their own. Not just that but Asura's own regeneration means that his justifiable rage towards the invading Viltrumites might let him nearly solo most of the Viltrumites.
>>150125880this is how i was conceived btw
>>150126856>No argument >>150126861>Straw man >>150126868They wanked Simon to 11D without any explanation whatsoever >>150126876Nope, it's the truth >>150126879>Ignorance fallacy >>150126892>>150126913>Ad hominem As we can see the juvenile minds of the so called "winners" here instantly break the second they are exposed to the facts.One would think DB giving them what they wanted would make them confident but turns out they are still really insecure and incapable of actually engaging in the argument outside of their Childish framework of thought
>mass DCuck melty
>>150126836>Post made Simoncucks so mad they can't form an arguementDCScholars win again!
>>150126921They put their differences aside to breed Yoko and Nia.
>>150126972The SEER.....
>>150126880>If Simon used it selfishlyOh yes, it's so selfish to save someone you fought for. I mean, why not let the anti-spirals kill everything? Isn't it a bit selfish to want to live after abusing spiral power?
>>150126893The fleets are pretty large and they have a shit ton of machine soldiers that they can toss at the viltrumites. Id actually give them good odds of winning especially if the most of the viltrumites act like their canon selfs and just rush in like morons
>>150126836Simonsisters please tell me this ain't true!
I never picked up a DC comic. I just think cucky Simon is funny
>>150126997Same
>>150126961Simon is 11D cause he absorbed an 11D structure (more than any fodDerC character)
>>150126893Olga's feat is her amazing pair of knockers and cute face.
>>150126997Yep.
>>150126907>>150127004>No arguementYour just proving that anon right, tranime bias is real among the researchers
>>150126836holy wall of cope batman
>>150126997Kylebros...
>>150126829>would adding Asura preMantra form tip the scales?Yeah, a lot. Since he bested Augus and was on par with Yasha. He’s basically another Yasha, who can kick the Brahmastra with a LOT of force. >Deus starts in base but can merge if neededYeah, if Deus can merge then the empire is gonna struggle hard. Their best option would be to kill him first if that’s the case.
>arguementWhy are DC scholars brown
Simonfags are the cancer that's killing these threads
>>150127020>Arguement There's an argument there, keet. Stop being asspained and maybe you'll see it.
>>150126332Thragg, Conquest and Nolan on the same side is nasty business
>>150127004Why is that structure 11D?
If Kratos and Simon never had Death Battles, how different would the halls be?
Maka Albarn
>>150126836Andrew Tate jobbed and got GAPED in PRISON
>>150127044>after you one shot Simon
>>150127065Allaha Akbarn?
>>150127065The KEKQUEEN of /dbg/
>>150127051Literally none other then "lol le indomitable human spirit Row row accept the circumstances Cope with uncopable, accept the unacceptable"
>>150127061they literally say it on the show
>>150127065Diva, Girlboss, Winner, QUEEN!
>>150127068Isn't Andrew Tate the type of guy who appeals to Simonbros by tricking them with false guides on how to be alphas?
Who is the first non-Goku contestant going 0-3?
>>150127085DC has stated gazillion times they have gorillion universesThis fight was biased
>>150127077>>150127004
>>150126836Lies detected: 0 (zero).
>>150127088THIS gets to watch Soul with other women?
>>150127085Scans?>>150127092Yeah, but since most Simonkeks are left wing they have to pretend they hate the Top G
>>150127092Clearly not, given that a kylebro just wrote ALL that about his manvalues being lowered because of a fanfic
>>150127093Ash will win thus making Charizard 1-2
>>150126836Can someone find my lie detector? I need it for this post
>>150126836Lie detector going crazy
>>150127093Charizard. Ash winning would be as retarded as Ruby winning.
Accepting your circumstances, not struggling, not bitching and just smiling is the highest expression of the indomitable human spirit.
>>150127096>not even an infinityKek fodDerC
>>150126953>planetary threats on their ownDeath Battle made the average Viltrumite 0.5 times star level and average Viltrumites are made of wet paper to guys like Thragg
>>150127116so Ash is winning
>>150127108>manvaluesAs always the emotional simonkids blinded by their own seething refuse to even read what I wrote.Just because I said Kyle was a "high value male" a couple of times you immediately assume my post was about masculinity when it has nothing to do with that.
>>150127132>this is how dcucks cope
>>150127126>Death Battle madeAnd sane people should care about this tardbabble why?
>>150126893Well the main thing is that Vlitra is an Asura analog, being Gaia's manifestation of the wrath mantra. So this puts a bit of a cap on the power that the deities could have.Even with more reasonable stats, we have no reason to not believe Thragg's threat that the 37 injured Viltrumites on Earth would be enough to tear it in half (which honestly shifts more of Viltrum's destruction to the bizarre power of the Infinity Ray), so pre-Nolan defection Viltrumite Empire should be almost enough to tear the Earth in half twice (since the 50 Viltrumites left statement comes after the jailbreak killed a few).The combined efforts of the Devas struggled to defeat what was effectively the Earth itself such that the Brahmastra Fortress was going to be the weapon to do so.
>one DC universe is actually weaker than other universeskek?
>>150127151DCucks....
>>150127063Simon who cares. Without KINGtos, these threads would have no soul
>>150127008Olga’s Mantra affinity is lust so she needs to look as SEXO as possible.
Simon won because he is HIM and the GOAT and anyone who says he is a cuck is just a seething schizophernic incel projecting their cuck fetish they are insecure about
>>150127118Reminds me of bike cuck.
>>150127162And I'm all for it. She's a silly bitch, but god damn she's HOT.
>>150126133Time Trapper was always a jobber>Hurr Durr Entropy! Hurr Durr Heat Death. I have the powers of a instant in time!>Oh No. I'm jobbing to a guy that saw 1 million times that the universe is cyclicalanyone beyond a universe should stomp him
I believe DC is Ultrameganiggerversal because it makes Skeletor also Ultrameganiggerversal as a result and I like Skeletor
>>150127126I don't buy Death Battle stats. 37 injured Viltrumites by Thragg's own account would be enough to tear Earth in half.That suggests the average Viltrumite isn't even a planetary threat (and hence shifts more of Viltrum's dedtruction unto the power of the Infinity Ray).
>>150127138Geez. I was referencing >>150126646
>>150127118>Eating dogshit is cool, actually
Do you think they'll give Ruby the better speed out of pity?
>>150127162>that tummyDamn.
After this thread, I understand why Deku was being compared to Simon during the cuckposting wave after MHA's ending.
So who's after this anime match up?
>>150127187The Infinity Ray cracked Viltrum's solid core, but not to such an extent as to remove it entirely because it would have settled back into solidity within a second or two. Getting past the crust, mantle, fractured core and out the other end was all on them
>>150127218Boromir vs Mash Kyrielight
>>150127167trvke
>>150127218Current projections put Aang from avatar vs the traveler from Genshin or Ash vs Yugi
>>150127218High likelihood to be Yugash. If not it will be Halloween related.In that case, I am sorta expecting RED vs Sonic.exe since it could be a sprite battle
>>150126836>Kyle the literal cuck>High value male
>>150126836Simon won
>>150127167I'm trans btw
>>150127253We know Kylebro.
>>150127253Good thing Simon loves troons canonically.
>>150127220I more meant the massive detonation is probably a result of some exotic property of the Infinity Ray, since simply ramming through the planet wouldn't cause such a catastrophic explosion.
>>150127218Halloween fight so very likely to be Freddy vs Pennywise or Sans vs Judge
>>150127253Kylebro....
>>150127231>>150127238>>150127264Any of these would be more entertaining than the the anime match.
Simon is a VALID EGG tho
>DEATH BATTLE WAS WRONG ABOUT THIS FIGHT WITH DC!!!So they were wrong about every other fight with DC too?
>>150127162Goddamn, imagine the sex....Actually, considering that all of them are heavily augmented with cybernetics... Huh. Logistics of it might be a bit more complicated that one would think.
>>150127151the fact that the true universe got shattered by a guy traveling back to see its conception is often ignored by dc scalers
>>150127162KratosZAMN!
>>150127280>StrawmanningThey were wrong about Phoenix vs Raven
>>150127261Evidence?
>>150127291… and Darkseid vs Thanos.
>>150127262Then why were they necessary? The framing is that THEY have to ram through Viltrum AND the Infinity Ray has to crack the core so they don't splatter against it. Not that the Infinity Ray will blow up the planet; In the recaps it's framed as the 3 of them blowing up Viltrum
Simon kisses FEMBOYS, TROONS, and TRAPS. What an ICON.
>>150127298So true simonxister! Row row fight the BBC!
>>>/v/719422014
>>150127298>Simon kisses TRAPS CRONA, HIDE!
Not as ICONIC as my HERO Kyle Rayner who lets other men fuck his women in his own home.
>>150127283I am the Watcher. I have made DC below fiction from Marvel's perspective by utilizing my cosmic senses to look at DC's Big Bang over and over
Ruby Rose
>>150127282Seems like it is mostly the limbs and part of the torso. Also Asura had modifications when he was younger and was still able to have Mithra with Durga.This would suggest that yes Olga should have the equipment. And if not you could spring for her reincarnation (she's a secretary now).
>>150127292Simon the BICON
>>150127218Freddy vs Pinhead maybe
>>150127314Oops, sorry i meant Simon the DiggerAlso, im trans if that matters.
I don't care. Mathrus solos.
>>1501273072 /DBG/ threads in /v/, we're growing in power
>>150127314Just confirming that I did in fact mean Kyle Rayner, also I’m trans, a cuck and infected with AIDS btw
>>150127334…Evil Otto's laundry
>>150127218Gru vs megamaind if we are lucky, sans vs the judge as the who cares, yugi vs ash, Aang vs that GI twink and this threads might get /trashed/.
>>150127297I think they were necessary to prevent the stabilization from occuring and thereby allowing the Infinity Ray to have more of a result.
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Hal pauses from shoving his tongue down Jade’s throatH: “God damn it! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Hal Jordan?!”Jade stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling Japanese man is clearly beating Kyle to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesJ: ew, it must, like, be that cuck spic Kyle.. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that cuck only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Hal Jordan”From the bush:K: “HAL-BRO SAVE ME! THIS JAPANESE HOBO IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”H: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SPIC, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Jade? How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the Hispanic twink gets pummeled by Japanese fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake “Idol” taking the girl he loves most away from himK: AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED BIG BRO HAL MORE!”
ENOUGH. We love our BICON, Simon the Prepper who hides behind bushes, here.
>>150127313Crona gets SOLO'D by Simon's tongue game he learned from watching Kamina tongue Yoko's throat for hours.
Anons, can we be serious for one moment and talk about how Kratos VS Asura is the best video DB has ever made? Even if you ignore the animation and analysis (even though they're top notch), the storytelling alone puts it LEAGUES above everything else on the channel.It's a beautiful story about how rage and vengeance can ultimately destroy us all. We see in the beginning Asura instigates the fight, his actions motivated by no other reason but irrational anger. Kratos immediately recognizes that this challenger is no match for his limitless strength. He wants to deescalate the situation and tries to dissuade Asura from making the worst mistake of his life. But Asura cannot be reasoned with, and thus he strikes anyway. Even though he'd be more than justified, Kratos refrains from killing Asura on the spot. He holds back, still vainly hoping that this conflict can be resolved bloodlessly.Kratos even attempts to find common ground with his opponent to make him listen to reason. In Asura, Kratos sees himself before he became a better man and was still driven by rage. Asura, petulant and unmoved, refuses to back down. Kratos respectfully abides by Asura's request to "shut up" and resumes the fight wordlessly.He delivers what he hopes is a debilitating, non-lethal blow that will hopefully leave Asura subdued long enough so he can reflect on a lifetime spent being dominated by anger. But instead, Asura transforms into his Destructor form and Kratos realizes that he must put a stop to the fight before Asura inadvertently kills any innocents in his rage.Even after all of this, Kratos still respects Asura enough to give him a "worthy end" and he finally frees him from the wrath that has been controlling him, making him a monster no longer. It's so beautiful. I watch it every day and I still tear up every time I reach the end.Can't we all just learn from Kratos's example and stop these petty arguments and insults? It's not too late to become better men.
We LOVE our canon cuckolds like Kyle Rayner here.
>>150127390I actually thought the animation for Kratos vs. Asura was good. I know a lot of people had problems with it, but I thought it was great.Even if you disagree about Asura losing, given the power gap between the two it makes sense for Kratos to take little damage. It also put Kratos in some kind of a mentor or elder role to Asura, and let Kratos show how far he had come by defeating someone who had been down the same path as him. He wasn't just fighting Asura, he was TEACHING Asura. And I think that's very heartwarming in a way. That Kratos would take the lessons he learned and help someone who was just like him.If this weren't a Death Battle I'm sure they would have ended cordially and taught each other well. The alternate ending is weird, even if heartwarming in its own way. It was nice to see Kratos reunite with his daughter, but it feels weird to have him just stand there and take that punch.I haven't played Asura's game though (but after watching this fight I think I might watch a playthrough!) so I might be missing stuff but as a big GoW fan I thought they did Kratos justice and from what I saw they treated Asura with the utmost respect. What character has ever gotten an alternate ending made just for them?
Crona's fat jiggly ass
>>150127327>And if not you could spring for her reincarnation (she's a secretary now)Deus, you fucking lucky bastard!
No one will ever replicate what KINGtos did. He was literally an unstoppable force and immovable object. He was pure, absolute strength. Every technique, every trick and gimmick, every asspull, he was unfazed by. A full force attack by Wrathful Deity Asura was easily repelled. Attacked by Six Armed Vajra Asura? Who cares, he's like, stronger than mantra. Asura finally asspulls his Destructor form, and it does fucking nothing against a barely-even-trying Kratos. Unlocking new power doesn't help, fighting smart doesn't help, he facetanks beams, he beats people up by just looking at them. They unlock new powers, they team up to fight him together, it doesn't fucking matter. Nothing they do can reach his might. No Death Battle character has ever felt this far above what the other combatant could muster. He was truly the better man.
>>150126583>>150126796>Popeye winds up with a spinach-powered uppercut, that in one second breaks the hull of his mecha and all of Simon's teeth, and the next, launches Simon into the clouds>When he crashes back down, he’s transformed into a Cucky Homunculus — a tiny, big-eyed, slant-skulled, impotent dicklet with a grotesque underbite>He babbles some nonsense “oogity boog!” then runs into his bush flailing his arms in fear of Big Bro Popeye-Sama"He t'ought he woz in Luck, but he's just a Cuck, I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!" *toot toot*
>>150127327>This would suggest that yes Olga should have the equipmentTrue enough, but you'd have to avoid leglocks from her at least. And maybe don't let her scratch you. And since demigods get stronger the more they are in tune with their mantra, you are still in danger of not being able to pull out once she clenches.
>>150127413I miss the slight tan.
>>150127406Crona's ass isn't fat and it's not jiggly. Crona is very slim with modest, but pleasantly soft butt.
WE will never be as good as women(who don't have to improve), but WE can play catch-up and become better men, hopefully one day being good enough for women. Kratos serves as an example of a STARTING point, but a STRONG male figure improving himself intimidates you
>>150127470yeah venom is the one with the fat ass
>>150127145hey now the Invincible Earth doesn't fight back
BE A BETTER FATHER
>>150126683If you're an npc who only consooms shonenshit, and happens to look like pic related, you'd probably hoot and say Simon's "peak"If you're white or have a tepid iq Simon's a Shallow, Predictable Power Fantasy Masquerading as an "Individual" ArcLet’s not pretend Gurren Lagann is a nuanced character study, some of us have read books without pictures and shonenfights in them. It’s a loud, flashy shōnen power fantasy that plays with themes of willpower and identity, but only as far as the audience gets to insert themselves into Simon’s shoes and go “wow I too can start weak and still be the biggest, strongest hero if I say Kamina Sama's quirky catchphrases loud enough!”But Simon’s “arc” is paper-thin to anyone with a reading age>Simon starts off as a meek, submissive digger-boy, subsists off cocky thumbs up and instagram motivational quotes from Kamina>idolizes Kamina and wants to be him (including Kamina taking Yoko while Simon can only cry like a cuck and keep kissing Kamina's ass, because Kamina is the cardboard alpha the story worships).>Kamina dies in Episode 8 in a martyr move so generic it might as well be accompanied by “PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS.”>Simon spirals into “depression,” which is resolved not through meaningful internal struggle, but by… yelling louder and piloting a bigger robot just like Kamina Sama. (Anime therapy for suburban teens with no real difficulties)>He then assumes Kamina’s role, both in leadership and style, adopting Kamina’s speeches, tone, and even fashion. But the show says this is “individual growth” rather than just spiritual cosplay.
>>150127413>>150127437She does have a model on Open3DLab, so there is likely plenty of content out there.
>>150127505TRVTHNUKE!!!
>>150127505My fully charged highly operating lie detector is giving me zero responses...
>>150127505Simonbros... why are we such NPCucks?
All this anger towards an anime boy
>>150127511Ah, so there IS some justice in this world.
>>150127348As long as you admit that's a counterintuitive headcanon
All this trvke to tranime
>>150127505kek, bush, canon
>>150127505Eventually, Simon becomes the most powerful being in the universe, throwing galaxies and beating up the le evil source of all badness fascist nazi space depression spiral because Simon has the most… “willpower.” Why? Because the narrative tells you he does. Not because he shows it in any meaningful psychological way—just because he yells a lot and the show says so and you’re supposed to cheer because the show says so.This is the dumb powerfantasy phase. Simon gets handed infinite power for yelling a lot and being a loudmouthed douchebro just like ‘Aniki’. Also gets handed a generic boring waifu called Nia so he won’t interrupt Yoko from worshipping Kamina even after death. Nia gets fridged later so Simon can get wanked off and see himself as wise and emotionally mature like the buddha after an entire series of being the complete opposite (more hollow power fantasy with no real internal growth—just empty gestures scripted to look meaningful. You’ll find this is a recurring theme).And Simon still worships Kamina's ghost who still gives him the cocky thumbs up and instagram quotes for mimicking Kamina in everything he does while Yoko and Nia continue to suck Kamina's spiritual cock.Simon is a wish fulfillment character, but worse than most because he’s sold to you as a subversion. The story says: “Look, he’s not Kamina, he’s his own man!” But everything he does is filtered through Kamina’s ghost. His growth is only accepted and rewarded when he becomes Kamina 2.0.That’s Burger King Individualism: “Be yourself—but only if you’re just like Kamina and let your girlfriend worship Kamina.”It’s the same energy as Rey Skywalker, where the story insists “Rey is unique, she makes her own choices!” while giving her all of Luke’s milestones, lightsaber, friends, and name. It’s cosplay as growth. He has no willpower, he's just a wimpy spineless cuck who watches from a bush while Kamina cucks him.
>>150127505TRVKE, we hate sissy fags like SISSYmon and ASISSYra
>>150127539You think Kyle winning would've caused half as much seethe?
Your verse jobs to Katamari Damacy, I don’t want to hear any more of your bizarre sexual fantasies.
>>150127559Even more seethe because Simonfags were annoying with the win. That tells you their ego couldn't stand losing.
I would cuck Simon in all honestly. What's that little bitch gonna do, yell at me from his bush? Go do my mining work you little cuck
>>150127505>which is resolved not through meaningful internal struggleWhat sort of internal struggle could Simon even have potentially?
>>150127559People would just had shrugged it of as "lol DC god tiers are invincible to anything less than marvel", Simon basically making a new one to the FUCKING SOURCE kinda disproved that type of thinking.
>>150127145>Well the main thing is that Vlitra is an Asura analog, being Gaia's manifestation of the wrath mantra. So this puts a bit of a cap on the power that the deities could haveThe thing with Vlitra was that its impurity level was stated that multiple times to be extremely high. The game bio and its intro stated its power was immeasurable and Deus himself (after fighting it for 12500+ years) stated its power to be limitless. If these casual planet busters are that intimidated by it, the cap is pretty damn big. >The combined efforts of the Devas struggled to defeat what was effectively the Earth itself such that the Brahmastra Fortress was going to be the weapon to do soIt’s not just Earth, but the manifestation of its will, wrath and rage after being harmed by the demigods’ civilization. Keep in mind the civilization has been going on for a long time, by which point the technology and medicine had been developed to achieve near immortality. It couldn’t be killed, only suppressed until its core was destroyed. It took Mantra Asura and Super Vajra Yasha teaming up to put it down for good. Not to mention the Brahmastra had accumulated over 7 trillion souls worth of Mantra and they were still collecting in order to kill Vlitra. I think using Vlitra to cap the demigods isn’t really effective.
I love cock
>>150127552Even more TRVTH NVKES. No, TRVTH BVSH!
Nothing you say will make Kyle any less of a jobber and his fanboys into anything other than sore losers.
>>150127578H-he could maybe cry and idolize you a little?
>>150127501A single Kratos atom solos the verse
>>150127559People would have rolled their eyes at a DC win and say DC cosmology vs a non Marvel character lol.
>>150127491THIS! AS AN ASURABRO STRONG WOMEN AND NONTOXIC MASCULINE MALE FIGURES INTIMIDATE ME AND MY CHUDDY SMALLMINDED WORLDVIEW
>>150127578>What's that little bitch gonna doYell real hard, talk about believing in yourself and... I don't know, walk away probably. Actually beating you up would be uncool.
>>150126078Freyr used Ingrid's levitation powers to prevent the Primordial Fire in Ragnarok's blade from reaching Yggdrasil's branch via the spot where Ymir died and causing the detonation of Asgard. It's basically a retelling of what Atlas tried to do with the sun.
>>150127559Even more because DCucks are insufferable over their weak cosmology.
>>150127616True, just look at how they’re still coping over their WEAK verse getting curbstomped by a twink with a drill.
I'm sorry.
>>150127575Name 1 group who isn't annoying with a win, no shit like amongus doesn't count
>>150127632Kratos
>>150127632Danny Phantom
>>150127546I would say it is inferrable from the text and animation, since we see the Infinity Ray interact with different materials.But ultimately yes, it is a headcanon rather than an 100% true or even verifiable answer.
>>150127505
>>150127343REAL Kylebro detected
>the thread is actual arguments against Simonfags mentally while they cry that DCucks are seethingThis is sad to watch.
>>150127632Omni-Man
>>150127632Wile E CoyoteJinx
>>150127633KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTOS!
>If you dont like Simon, you're just seething because Kyle lost to him!The ONLY Kyle I care about is Kyle Katarn.Also that guy who is scripted to die in Diamond City (KYLE, NOOO).
>>150127632Naruto, I know because I'm the only Narutofag here.
>>150127575Hmmmm I dunno man, if anything it just feels like simonfags insist on being mildly annoying solely because it riles the dcfags up, have you seen a single one of them making walls of texts like the ones currently being posted? Nah, they just tweak copypastas to fit the opposing side of the argument and occasionally spam willpower memes, hardly an inconvenience.I'm particularly inclined to believe that one simonfag from the Hulkzilla release wouldn't have even been here if it wasn't for the incentive of ragebaiting dcfags.
>>150127358K, b, c.
>This thread is DCucks crying about how their victimizer is from a bad anime and series while being unable to prove that Death Battle was wrong in saying he molests their entire verseThis is sad to watch.
>>150127635Has sex with Desiree.
TEACHtos
LMAO there characters who can beat DC top tiers but simon is not one of themTry Lord English
>>150127422...and then Cuckeye the sailor KWAB was pulled out of his delusions by a single Base Simon punch that destroyed the popeye cosmology.
>>150127590Kirby…
>>150127668FUARK HE'S SO WISE AND MERCIFUL AND HANDSOME
>>150127670>Wrong on both counts
>>150127670>Lord EnglishWhat about Markgraf German? Knyaz Russian? Marquis French?
>>150127677>DCope
>>150126809Popeye caps at low multiversal, but even then, characters who rely heavily on raw AP and speed are in trouble against him. To stand a chance, they at least need to out-hax him, since Popeye has some solid hax. He-Man is multiversal+, but he’s basically just a flying brick, which leaves him vulnerable to being haxed to death.
>>150127672...is what Simon imagined in his cuck bush to block out the sounds of Yoko moaning "Popeye! Popeye!"
>>150127567Goku doesn't>>150127334Goku kills mathrus
>>150127668Can he teach the Simonfags to be better men and be respectable winners like him instead of throwing thread meltdowns when their hero isn't worshipped?
Alright Simoncucks, think your hot shit? >>150127505>>150127552I'm gonna post this on reddit and I'll show you the melty i get from there
>HBOCyle Rayner
>>150127686He-Man does have a few exotic hax
Too bad Scryed isn't popular anymore. I'd like to see Ryuho in Death Battle. His first two forms of Zetsuei act like a Jojo stand, but in his final form he fuses with it.
>>150127700>I'm going to Reddit about this!????
>start reading Soul Eater >Maka gets cucked a lotMy girl deserves better...
>150127646>ESL
Superfraud and his fellow capeshitters are just a bunch of liars. They aren't pure good, they don't have their shit together and they're all a very real threat to their world's stability and safety. Superheroes do not exist to improve the world, to make it a better place, they exist purely to reinforce and perpetuate the status quo of trash.They, ironically, are worse people than villains like Palpatine or Freeza who actually enact broad changes in their respective settings by fundamentally altering civilisation to enforce stability, economy, control, etc. Because they aren't scared to wield their power authoritatively, even if they are evil and corrupt psychopaths who abuse that authority.Personally I'd prefer to live in a world run by Palpatine than I would a world 'protected' by Superman.
>Simon gets criticized>DCDCDCDCDCDCDCDC
>>150127689..." in Cuckeye's delusions as Olive got DRILLED by the 'mon.
>>150127716Maka would be good friends with Simon. Their cuck fetish is just so FVARKING STRONG.
>>150127721Lex, stop seething.
>>150126796>>150126809>>150127686Simon has no way to defend himself against Popeye leaving the cartoon/manga and just destroying/altering it. Simon has never shown any capability of entering or effecting real life. Actually effecting the media itself is well above any of the in-setting cosmic manipulations the Anti-Spiral and Simon could pull off.
>>150127674BuuDAMNSLUTbyGOONbyWHOREby WIFEby
>Simon (guy who just victimized all of DC) gets asspained rants made towards him that also white knight for Kyle>DCDCDCDC
>>150127716Poor girl
>>150127716Kek.
>>150127740Wrong, he left his manga and fused with himself as the creator in the audio drama
>>150127740>Simon has never shown any capability of entering or effecting real life.Neither has PopeyeMathrus solos
>>150127751Our KEKQUEEN learns to get off to it in the end.
>>150127707Like what? I'm intrigued.
>>150127721>Personally I'd prefer to live in a world run by PalpatineBrotherman, the Empire managed to last as long as it did precisely because Sheev didn't do shit management-wise. The farther he was from actual rulership decisions, the better things were.
>>150127716If Maka just beat up Blair she would stop getting cucked, why doe she hit Soul? Is she retarded?
>>150127700>heheh I'm gonna take this to my fellow redditors and see what they have to say about it!!!!This is not the own you think it is.
>>150127740>Simon has no way to defend himself against Popeye [doing thing Otoko Simon already dealt with]
>>150127759...their laundries.
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTHRUS!
JOBeye sisters....our animation gag was nothing special.......
>>150127758An alternate reality version of himself in the continuity of the show wrote a fictional version of the events.>>150127759Apologize.
OOOOOOOOOOH, THOSE BELL-ENDS at 4CHAN THINK THEY’VE WON, HA!?!?! DELETING my BBC THREADS?!?!? WELL, NOW IT’S TIME TO CALL IN the BIG GUNS, JAMAL!! I WANT YOU TO COME OVER and FUCK YOKO, RIGHT IN FRONT of MY ENRAGED, BLOOD-BOILING FACE!! JUST LIKE KAMINA ANIKI DID! LET HER SEE WHAT a REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE, WHILE MY EYES BURN WITH ENVY and MY COJONES CHURN with RAGE!! WHAT SHE DOES IS NONE OF MY YABBA DABBA DOOSINESS!!!!
>>150127774...which don't exist IRL, which Mathrus does, meaning GODGEN easily solos both of them and with literally zero effort the laundry.
>>150127786Same as with Popeye then
KINGtos would teach cuckeye to not be a troon
>>150127787>Least obvious DC falseflag
>>150127773Where in the credits of any Gurren Lagann media does it credit the Anti Spiral as being involved with the creation of the anime/manga/other real life media?
>>150127773Otoko Simon just did a Crimson Chin and not a Popeyeknowing the difference could save lives
I'm sorry, but you've left me no choice.*uncucks your hero*
>>150127786>Photo of guy with comic badly photocopied in existing within the paper pageNOT beyond fiction. Show Popeye affecting anybody in real life with direct actions like a MUGEN cheapie can affect a GODputer and things connected to them like electrical controllers IRL.
>>150127769Soul just kind of just sits around and lets Blair do things like this. Doesn't try to force her off or anything, Maka hits him because she expects him to be loyal. She doesn't beat up Blair since Blair clowned on both of them at the start of the series
>>150127792...because their laundries transcend reality, unlike shithrus who isn't even "real" because he has never been coded. So cuckthrus dies.
And so it begins
>>150127787>wait we're losing a debate? QUICK START KEKPOSTING OUR OPPONENT
Why are mugenbrowns so delusional? Don't they now the mugen viruses were debunked?
Panty and Stocking vs Ryuko and Satsuki?
>>150127807NOOOOOOO YOU MONSTER! EVERY GIRL I LOVE BELONGS TO KAMINA-ANIKI AND SHOULD FUCK HIM JUST LIKE YOKO AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>Don’t they nowESLeye…
>>150127807Kenshiro...
>>150127791Kek, bush, canon.
>>150127807Mysterio...
>>150127830This just ends with sister x sister incest competition.
>>150127826mugentards probably think the killer clowns happened too
>>150127328"LEERON-SAMA?! YOU'RE SAYING YOU'LL BE THE ONLY WOMAN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE WHO WOULDN'T LEAVE ME FOR MY BVLL KAMINA-ANIKI?? OH HAPPY DAYS!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO"
>>150127787
>>150127853Kek, bush, canon
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGTHRUS!
>>150127849Reminder that Stocking likes anal. Not even joking.
Simon mindbroke DCucks by fraudchecking their verse and proving DC loses to more than MarBVLL on the show
>>150127818There are only two rules in battleboarding: >Popeye wins if he gets his spinach >Popeye ALWAYS gets his spinach
>>150127855K, B, CK-Vitamin, Beats, Cucks
>>150127851>>150127826>cannot FATHOM their operating system getting blown the fuck out by a MUGENGOD because they are too scared to let MUGENGODS upscale them IRL
>>150127867...and there's a secret third rule, Popeye always loses to multiversal chads.
Have you learned your lesson /DBG/?
>>150127864Dang. I'm not sure if it's a plus or a minus in this specific circumstance.
>>150127809
>>150127879I HAVE! PLEASE END MY SUFFERING! I WILL BE A BETTER MAN!
>>150127870Is this how you cope with Shithrus not being anything more than a shitty creepypasta? He loses to Popeye btw.
Simon got murdered this thread.
Kratos won this thread.
DCuck’s asspain flooded this thread.
>>150127904THE STRONGEST
>>150127901TRVKE
>>150127901I got carried away jerking off to Olga and didn't notice.
>>150127878The third rule is to get that stick out of your ass, no-fun-allowed bitch. FUUUCK YOUUUUUU!!!!
>>150127907No lies detected
>>150127889post this being done by popeye and not his beyond fictional creator
Yup.
Simon murders DCucks' hopes and dreams every thread.
>>150127909>>150127920TRVKE
Ultima forgot to shitpost in this thread
>>150127890Ok, you are a monster no longer
>>150127916his creator is below fictional althoughbeit
>>150127896...On opposite day, then your computer was obliterated by any MUGEN cheapie in the Dragon-tier, which include more things than KIIIIINGTHRUUUUUS!
>>150127941KINGthrus, Beats, Composite fiction.
>>150127941Nope, he loses to Popeye everyday. And mugen cuckies have never destroyed a single computer, brownie.
>>150127664>even Simonfags admit their anime is badThe mindbreak feats this thread were crazy.
>>150127916Not him but can you show Simon the Digger saving an industry in real life?
>>150127933"ACK!!" *neck snapping sounds*Translation: "thank you, KINGtos!"
>>150127904Who said white man can't jump?
>>150127958...'s laundry after losing to Yamcha.
Now that the thread is over, who won?
>mugenbrowns read about "le secret computer-attacking mugen characters from le dark web!!!!">they believe itkwab
That’s great and all but can you post DC not getting their asses kicked by Simon?
>>150127986The bush as always.
AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US! I'M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT! I'LL HOLD ON TO THE WINGS OF THE EAGLES WATCH AS THEY ALL FLY AWAY!
>>150127959>And mugen cuckies have never destroyed a single compu-ACCCCCCCCCCCCKKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiPVPP1ECkoKEKAROOOOOO
I just have one thing to say to you guys: KIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WON!
>>150127995...........
>>150128002KINGenWISEgenSCHOLARgen
>>150128002It's over... Popeyebros, we give up... THE STRONGEST has defeated us with an actual IRL feat...
That’s great and all but can you post Simon destroying a bush?
>>150127995I-I-I-I……….
>>150128005... THE "BEST LAUNDRY WASHER IN ALL OF FICTION" AWARD!!!
>>150128024Why would Simon destroy the president? The NSA is coming for you.
>>150128002KWAB, KEKhou is BELOW FICTION???
Archie Sonic vs Xenoverse Gokuwho wins?
>>150128002QUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENHOU!
Every character affects our neurons when we think about them. This every character has an irl feat.
>JOBhou
>>150128030He couldn't though. Bush wins because Monica didn't cuck him.
>>150128047and KINGtos, who made everyone in this thread a better man, is above every other character because of it
>>150127989I find it funny that people believe those stories. Especially the one about the mugen character so powerful it caused a city to blackout. Whoever came up with that story doesn't even know anything about physics, let alone computer science and programming.
>>150128002Jack Frostbros... We might as well throw out SMT cosmology in the bin, it's over...
TROOOOOOOOOONHOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
>>150128012Why is Ultima like this?
>>150128037Archie Sonic gets cucked a lot, so the KEKforce says Archie Sonic wins.
>>150128063..." in the be SHITos contest. Which is SAD.
>>150126646>I might be underestimating Deus' lightningHe has good AOE attacks, same with Augus and Wailing Dark, who could make Mantra energy slashes. If Deus puts up his barrier, it’s likely a lot of Viltrumite are gonna die trying to slam into it.
>>150128002Not canon. That's like saying a computer hacker is the most powerful fictional character.
>>150128065Jack Frost is literally real https://youtu.be/E9EY-VSlik4
Hal, no. Don't rape every Touhou for looking like little girls.
>>150128060BejitaDAMN
>>150128002Fuark
>>150128064Technically speaking any technical exploit that can be performed through automation/code instead of a human actor needing to act in a phishing attempt could technically be replicated within a MUGEN character's code if someone's thrifty enough. Thus MUGEN's potential scaling is the same as IRL because a MUGEN character that attacks important infrastructure is plausible if that infrastructure is set up badly and someone has a lot of time to waste.But a MUGEN character that fucks with a single computer to the point of ruining it to "win" at MUGEN is less hard to believe.
>>150128086YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!
>>150128064Mugen fans are unironically dumb as bricks. The things I've heard them say...
>>150128102Ben 10, do something!
>>150128002>download malware with a png>FUAAARRK OUTERSUPERVERSAL MY COMPUTER AND COMP FICTION JOBBEDBros....you're telling me I could have just put my character in one of these and he could have gone 10-0 without BREAKING a SWEAT?
>>150127958this is your hero?
>>150128099>MUGEN's potential scaling is the same as IRLbelow fiction? damn.
>>150128108
>>150128109>>download malware with a png>>FUAAARRK OUTERSUPERVERSAL MY COMPUTER AND COMP FICTION JOBBEDyes
cool. now show me a comic book/manga affecting real infrastructure
>>150128109Bros, I downloaded Asura's Wrath online and my laptop was DESTROYED.....
>>150128099Mugen as a program has no agency and ability to take actions. Mugen cannot beat me in a fight.
>>150128138No.
>>150128141Show Simon doing this too.
>>150128168Simon is locking every Kylebro in asylums
Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls once possessed the showrunner to answer questions on the internet and wrote an episode of the show.Bill Cipher is vastly more powerful than Popeye and Simon.Kneel.
>>150128178so nobody?
>>150128141loli hentai makes my dick hard does that count
>>150128157>90 years later, anon is on life support and breathing through some apparatus in a hospital>Somebody boots up WINMUGEN on a computer with access to the network configuration via PuTTY, picks a Dragon-tier GODpie that proceeds to mangle the internet and shut down the Power over Ethernet that keeps his breathing apparatus on>Anon dies of asphyxiation>K.O!
>>150128178...with Yoko and Nia for Kylebros to breed while Simon watches of course.
>>150128179>irl downscaling Bill KWABer....
>>150128157What if you open mugen, click play, you lose and your hp drops to 0? You lose the fight.
>>150128185That's a win for whoever booted up the program, not WINMUGEN.
>>150128185That kill would go the person who booted Mugen, not the program.
>>150128182SB20 is beyond you. You're jobbing to Texas in two days.
>>150128081Well also Powerplex used electricity and while it didn't kill Mark, it does suggest that electricity just has some ability in regards to penetrating Viltrumite defences.
>>150128198>>150128199False, that's like saying Mohammed killed you instead of an ISIS terrorist
>>150128187...except he wouldn't do that, and even then it wouldn't work because Kylebros have no penises.
>>150128212...because they don't exist
>>150128211That's like saying the gun is the only guilty party
>>150128212...in my headcanon where Kylebros didn't just bukake Yoko and Nia. [End of sentence]
I unironically want to do random matchups on mugen now
>>150128185>anon just happens to be a comic/manga artist>MUGEN is beyond the author and comics/mangaF U A R K>>150128203>You're jobbing to Texas in two days.qrd?
>>150128211Dumb Bitch if someone shoots me with a gun then the guy pulling the trigger is the killer. The gun has no agency.
>>150128233That's the one people pretend can blackout a whole city. Only stupid babies believe that story lmao.
>>150128226on a related note, does MUGEN have Kratos and Asura in?
>>150128225Wrong >>150128221
>>150128233FUARK just looking at this pic made my CITY’S electrical grid SHORT CIRCUIT…
fiction>>>>irl
Redditors love Simon
>>150128241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6JgFrHmS-whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8vykHqbX5s
>>150128241Absolutely.
Power Scalers are dumb as shit. What makes it especially pathetic is that they actually think they are really smart.
Redditors love DC
>>150128037Might as well put this in the next thread.But basically, if Death Battle ran the same stats then Xeno Goku wins since Archie Sonic doesn't have Psychokinesis or Chronos Control.Xeno Goku would have the same gear as Trunks did, but against an opponent that couldn't exploit its weaknesses.>But Ultra SonicCan you really point to Ultra Sonic actually doing anything?
Can we have a normal thread next time
>>150128262...Said the coper as their cold dark life desperately required "comfort characters" to help them from having a mental breakdown.
>>150128278Proof?
>>150128278Reddit and 4chan are the same thing.
>>150128283nopemy life is kino i simply dropped a trvke that happened to upset you
>>150128282This thread actually had some amount of discussion.
>help them fromYou are brown and a clown.
>>150128226>>150128265reminds me on how I used to just put a bunch of characters in a mugen game and just have the Ai fight it out. Shit was really funny because the most random characters had the nastiest AI that did the craziest combos
>>150128296Buried under 400 posts of garbage
>>150128228Look up Texas Senate Bill 20. In September it goes into law. Originally, it was supposed to ban sexual AI depictions of real children and reinforce banning sexualizing real children in art, but it was rewritten later on to ban sexualizing fictional underage characters too. It uses the word obscene instead of porn too, so it will effect art in general and might get things banned that aren't porn like how some manga and anime with fanservice are supposedly already banned from entering Canada and Australia. This has gotten a lot of people freaking out including a guy in Japanese politics who is fighting on the side of keeping anime uncensored after some politicians in Japan have started wanting bans sexualizing underaged fiction characters too. This will all likely have to go to Supreme Court when someone is arrested and made a martyr. The Supreme Court has had usually come to the conclusion that sexualizing underage fiction characters is freedom of expression in previous cases, but still dragged cases out. They also usually catch real pedophiles who have fiction characters too when doing cases.
>>150128336Well that's retarded
>>150128336The funniest part of this whole thing is that those countries ban shit like that then proceed to import 1 million pedo KINGtos fans (pajeets) into the country. Make it make sense
>>150128311
>>150128336>A single state out of 52 wants to ban loliszzzzzzz mimimimir zzzzzzzzzz mimimimir
>>150128206>it does suggest that electricity just has some ability in regards to penetrating Viltrumite defencesNot to mention this is Deus’ electricity we are talking about so yeah. It’s not just standard electricity but it’s powered by extreme amounts of Mantra which can hurt Yasha and Asura (having even killed Asura before). It’s literally black and white lightning + he can bind people with his electricity telekinesis like he did to Olga. It’s WAY more potent than Powerplex’s electricity.
DC ad Kylesisters.... what happens now after we got exposed and lost so hard?
>>150128374I can look at my hands and see they're white. Save us the projection.
>>150128394Me too.
>>150128394Post your arm right now.
>>150128376It's 50 and these types of laws will have a branching effect because of the internet as well as politicians all over the country being in each other's pants.
>>150128399>please saar show me your body No.
>>150128394I wanna eat where the white folks eat cause I'm white on the bottom of my feet!
>adESLmon lost a lot today.
>>150128376mimir
Crazy how a single random anime EXPOSED DCucks as frauds
>>150128355I remember a CHADsurabro in the UN who wanted these laws globally got caught with cheese pizza.
>This rant has the energy of someone who tried to be cool and say *Gurren Lagann* sucked, had someone genuinely explain why it's good, and then got mad because they took you seriously.>I don't really see the appeal of trying to ragebait about *Gurren Lagann* in 2025, though. It ended in 2007, bro.
>>150128262The trvke that breaks scalers
>>150128336NOTHING WILL KEEP HAL FROM HIS LITTLE GIRLS!
>>150128434picrel is EVERY HALBRO EVERYWHERE as soon as the maw goes into effect
>>150128429Is the bait working well? Any other responses?
>Allawhat?>And I mean, it's not the Divine Comedy, but it's fairly well written and fantastically animated, there were a lot of talented artists involved.
Did you really run here to cry about getting made fun of on REDDIT
>He unironically went to RedditThe absolute state of DCopers.
>someone says Gurren Lagann sucks with well thought out points in the middle of Simon cuck posting because it was an opportunity>DCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCDDCDCHOBOmon the Prepper has not been doing so well today.
So this is the power of the most sane DCfan...
>There’s room for criticism of Gurren Lagann but this post reads exactly like sloppy ragebait you’d find on 4chan. You can speak with a little more nuance that this brother, I know you can.
>dcuck goes to reddit to cry>gets made fun of>runs back here to cryThis is why dcucks are at the bottom of the pecking order.
>>150128464Really? Please link it
I'm going to make myself some food from the God of War Official Cookbook
>An obviously seething Kylefag made an asspained post about Simon that fails to change the fact Simon raped his entire verse>DCDCDCDCDCKEKyle the KEK Lantern has not been doing so well today.
>150128477>he got EXPOSED by REDDITS new low for dcucks
Does reddit really have so many Gurren Lagann fans?
>>150128500It gets discussed a lot on r/powerscaling
>>150128500He presumably went to the dedicated reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/1n4d0xv/an_opinion_i_saw_on_gurren_laganns/DCbros we sre REDDITORS…
>>150128513He's pretending it isn't HIS opinion lmao
This is a dragonfag tier melty
OH NO NO NO DKEKS?! WE'RE A LITERAL 2D COSMOLOGY?!?!
>>150128513>all that redditor seetheLooks more like Gurren Lagannfags are redditors that take bait easily.
>>150128513KEK
>>150128513LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>The DCfag that posted that pasta on Reddit is the fucking schizo Jenny waifufagWow this is legitimately embarrassing.https://www.reddit.com/user/BlasterZeEpicGamer/submitted/
>>150128528..." cried the kylecuck amidst his tears.
>>150128525Doom Slayer laughs at this and wipes his ass with the whole verse btw.
>>150128536Wtf lmaoWhy are our schizos like this?
>>150128513DCucks are the bottom bitches of everyone for a reason
I wouldn't want to be caught dead holding a DC comic or watching Gurren Lagann
>>150128536I'm not a DCfag tho simon is a cuck
>>150128523I'd argue it surpasses it
>>150128547Mario...
>>150128539...in his dying dreams right before Doomsday crushes his skull
Tjis is a Marvelfag falswflag btw
>>150128536> [M4F] Request 18 of Looking for my Jenny Wakeman>M4F>BEFORE YOU ASK, YES ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THIS>I am looking for someone (preferable a biological female/open to male too) with some good enough understanding of MLAATR (That old nicktoon) to RP with them as XJ9/Jenny Wakeman and my character as her newly-introduced-to-the-setting Superpowered Bionic Partner from another reality who helps her in saving the day adventures, but seems to know a lot about her and have a mysterious background...>We can talk about our preferences, here's some things about me>I'd prefer you to be active>I'm unsure if im semi-literate or a one-liner, one of these two considering i don't write big paragraphsDCbros what the fuck?
>>150128560..." cried the DCuck, desperately attempting to deflect onto MarBVLLs.
>Tjis>falswflagToo obvious DCbro
>>150128536>NSFW roleplay request #2392zamn this nigga relentless
>>150128564Hey man where else am i supposed to find a RP
>>150128536Holy SHIT
>wanted to get off the threads in a moment>this madness happens
>>150128560>Tjis is a Marvelfag falswflag btw
[M4F] Request 18 of Looking for my Jenny WakemanM4FBEFORE YOU ASK, YES ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THISI am looking for someone (preferable a biological female/open to male too) with some good enough understanding of MLAATR (That old nicktoon) to RP with them as XJ9/Jenny Wakeman and my character as her newly-introduced-to-the-setting Superpowered Bionic Partner from another reality who helps her in saving the day adventures, but seems to know a lot about her and have a mysterious background...We can talk about our preferences, here's some things about meI'd prefer you to be activeI'm unsure if im semi-literate or a one-liner, one of these two considering i don't write big paragraphs
>>150128577Probably discord
Say it.
This is a Gokubro falseflag btw
>>150128536>Simon>AgendaSo he's obsessed with Simon and also the agendacuck. Lol. LMAO!
>>150128590My verse's entire cosmology got drilled... I admit it...
>>150128590Pennywise
holy fuck I'm laughing so hard you fags crack me up
>>150128590Your my bitch
>>150128590WINNERmon the BVLL that DC FEARS...
>>150128590be Simonshow up to dbg fight in Gurren Lagann, copying Kamina Aniki as hard as I canopponent walks inSSSSSSSSSMOKIN’it’s The Maskgreen-faced cartoon lunatic wearing zoot suitw-well what can he even do he doesn’t even worship KaminaMask pulls out bike pump from his hat and stabs it into my shoeguffaws “BIIIIIIIGGER iiiss BETTER!”he jams on it and Gurren Lagann inflates like a balloon, then popsI fall out of cockpit in white boxers"EXTRA EXTRA SMALL" printed on front, Yoko points and laughs at metry to summon spiral energy, it's not going upMask hands me a little blue pill"Take one of these, gets your spirit drill spinning again, if ya know what I mean."I swallow it desperately and it blows up in my face. Covered in black soot and a red mouth, I look like a Minstrel showcue laugh trackflailing, I try punching himhe easily dodges by stretching his neckdoes a backflip over meWHOOHOO!when he lands Mask puts on Kamina glasses"You wouldn’t hurt your Biiiig Brooooo would ya?!"“K-KAMINA ANIKI??!!! R-R-ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER, WH-WH-WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM…”he rips them off, slaps me with them and they break"Ooh! I’ll take Insecure Manlet for $500, Jim!"screaming with tears running down my chubby face, I go super edgy and fuse with Anti-SpiralThe Mask whips out a dialphone and calls in his elite superteam: the Looney TunesRoad Runner blitzes meBugs Bunny pokes my Kamina mech in the eyesDaffy Duck dropkicks me into a black hole labeled “RELEVANCE”try one last attack“This is for Nia!!!”Mask pulls out marriage certificateToo late “Little Bro”, we eloped in Vegas last night!She appears at his side and they make out in front of meI get a boner and scream in agony as my Spiral Power leaves me and I am sucked into the abysslatersobbing in bottomless pit of irrelevanceMask moonwalks in front of camera playing the saxophoneTHIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU DANCE
He is not a DCscholrjust another unhinged autist
>>150128536this is the one guy who Mathrus outscales
>>150128590He's still a cuck, but so is DC.
>>150128588Oh no this is going to be the new pasta
>>150128619KEKATRUE!
>>150128536>>150128564first listroon's RP shit and now this
>>150128590P-P-P-Please don't humiliate my favorite comic book setting and then fuck my robot wife in front of the Death Battle thread Simon-sama.
>>150128590I did not care for Gurren Lagann.
Everyone lost in this threadTime for /dbg/ to die
>>150128615...and then the Mask's dying dream ended as base Simon finished him off with a stomp.
I don't like DC tho, i think superman is a cornball too
I love that I kept this discussion going by helping bait Simonfags until this happened and DCfags became a joke. BaitCHADS always get the last laugh.
>>150128641...Simon dreamt while still trapped in the pit of irrelevance
>>150128536If you haven't done it already, click on this and read through it. It's fucking hilarious.
>>150128590ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA
Jenny REDDITman...
Not the dcbro but I'm still posting the bush pasta, it amuses me
>>150128662funny
Gentlemen, I need, no, DEMAND more underaged robot slut wives to add to my harem right fucking NOW.
Johnny Bravo tongued Jenny while Excel watched from the bush btw.
I will never recover from this thread...My reputation... ruined...
>>150128681DCbro.....
For the millionth time im not a DCfag, i didn't even watch kyle vs simon i knew it was gonna be rigged, I just hate the simon agenda
>Simon the Prepper>Kyle RedditnerKINGtos won.
>>150128681Kyle Rayner it's okay, at least you have your ERPs on Reddit where you pretend to bang Jenny Wakeman.
>>150128691This, everyone has their dirty little schizos except for KINGtos KINGS
Please start a new thread. I need to see where this chaos goes.
Ngl this is actually pretty funny
>>150128702Why are we always the better men, KINGtosKINGS?
MUGENGODS? Uploads Jenny's programming into MUGEN and forces it to have sex with H-MUGEN chars while SHITxcel watches as a background prop.
>>150128716What is wrong with this man
>>150128716SCHIZOyle Rayner the ESCAPIST FANTASIES...
>>150128671Roll (Mega Man)Call (Mighty Number 9)AlitaZ-Chan (Robot Girls Z)Pallette (Mega Man X)
>>150128590THE MULTIVERSAL CHAMPION WHO SOLOS DC......AND IS ALSO A KEK WHO GETS BODIED BY A SINGLE MARVEL ATOM...
>>150128651..."cried the mask, who is infinitely less relevant due to having Son of the Mask. Simon won. Mask lost.
>>150128716brother, what the hell is this?
>He's also a Optimus FagLMAOOOOOOOO
>>150128748It's what happens to Simon's victims.
>>150128739...screamed Simon as he finally lost his sanity in the pits of irrelevancy
>>150128748This is part of the XP Mythos (Excelsior Prime Mythos)
I think Simon won this thread.
What broke this thread? Also why is it ALWAYS near the end of the thread that this happens?
Simon? Waits for his BVLLS in the bush.Kyle? Waits for his BVLLS on reddit. Second to last digit? How many multiverses of BVLLS Simon gets. Last digit? How many multiverses of BVLLS Kyle gets.
>>150128619The one thing EVER ANYWHERE
Human fags wonRobots lost
Kyle Rayner of Sector 2814. Please get off of 4chan and do your job. And for the love of Mogo stop using the ring to beg aliens on Reddit to humor your fantasies of having sex with a fictional robot teenager.
Listroon vs Jennfyfag. Who wins?
>>150128767reddit spics vs reddit spics and spics aren't smart
>>150128767The guy who seethes about Simon was exposed as a reddit and they linked his reddit
>>150128784>mixed race (0% white) tranny vs schizo hmmm
>>150128790Well at least they didn't find my xitter
Bake a new thread.
>>150128783They canonically said this.
New>>150128794
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Johnny pauses from shoving his tongue down Jenny’s throatJB: Whoa mama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Johnny Bravo?!”Jenny stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling japanese man with a drill is clearly beating Excel to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesJW: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck redditor. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only when he's doing an impression of you, oh great and powerful and attractive Lord Johnny Bravo”From the bush:E: “LORD JOHNNY SAVE ME! THIS AMERICAN GAIJIN IS BEATING ME TO A PULP!”JB: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Jenny. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the cuck redditor gets pummelled by asian drills until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himE: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED JOHNNY BRAVO MORE!”
>>150128805Canon
>>150128784ListQVEEN solos
>>150128828...the "lose to practically everything" contest.
>>150128784Listtroon lost to jewish propaganda brainwashing xer into taking HRT. Jennyfag transcended into his own schizo domain
