What hell is wrong with Spider-Man editorial?USM was fucking boring with a few cool parts, Spider-Man disappears for extended periods and MJ barely got any development or didn't anything cool until the end. Felt like the writer was phoning it in. The TAS art is hilarious bad! Peter looks like Gollum from the 60s hobbit movie. And the Book with MJ and Pete at the restaurant was LAME!!!!THESE BOOKS ARE CONTAINMENT!!! BAD CONTAINMENT!!!ASM run has been, eh, uninteresting until Peter got to space with a 0% chance it stays interesting. and now MARY JANE IS GOING TO FUCK FLASH THOMPSON!!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN PAUL!!!! WHAAAAAT!?!?Why cant the weird cuck shit be in the alternate universe and the main universe have MJ and Peter Married raising kids? Why am I the bad guy for wanting Peter and MJ to have a cool marriage going on awesome adventures with thier knucklehead kids in the 616 universe! Why am I the bad guy for wanting Peter and Mj to be together; to want catharsis.
>>150192251I like this thread for its originality...
>>150192251>and now MARY JANE IS GOING TO FUCK FLASH THOMPSON!!!!It's the symbiote that hesistated. MJ quickly shot him down as just a friend.
>>150192251I think its time OP
>>150192251Do we really have to do this, there are at least half a dozen Spiderman threads up already. We know WHY everything is shit and the schizos are fighting across at least two storytimes. We can just not talk about the utter dogshit state Spiderman is in for once
>>150192382>fell for the just friends Anon...
>>150192251Stop reading bad books, they will stop making bad books.
>>150192251>and now MARY JANE IS GOING TO FUCK FLASH THOMPSON!!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN PAUL!!!! WHAAAAAT!?!?Problem, Puny Parker? Sounds to me like the natural order is restored.
>>150192251Peter needs to stop chasing Mary Jane and find someone else. No, not Felicia. Not Gwen. Someone entirely different.
I just read the latest ASM and it was a fucking riot every time Norman was speaking about "the dream".What fucking dream, when Spider-Man has been dragged through the mud for decades now? When in-universe nobody respects the poor fucker and are consistently embarrassed of being around him? When any dipshit can just copy his suit, take his name, and then join the ranks of people ashamed of being associated with him? Hell, this very same issue lampshades how utterly atrocious Spider-Man's quipping has gotten and how in-universe everyone finds it lame.The most insightful line in the issue was the alien pointing out that Peter was lowkey happy to be free from his nightmare life on Earth. To not suffer the curse of being 21st Century Spider-Man.
>>150194979>I just read the latest ASM and it was a fucking riot every time Norman was speaking about "the dream".I read curren ASM only for the Stormin' Norman and even I started to get bored. Hid redemption was interesting fora while, but now even he was dragged into that constant misery porn. No character development, no significant moments, nothing. Just constant, unfiltered woe is me, it's getting boring.
>>150192251if you think spider-man is being shit on, just wait til you hear what happened to beast in x-menx-writers and spider writers have been in a race to the bottom
>>150194857I wanna see him hook up with his boss and maybe the blondie coworker too
>>150192251>MARY JANE IS GOING TO FUCK FLASH THOMPSONThe slut is going to fuck the crippled? lol. lmao, even
>>150195446>NOOOO YOUREA MEANT TOP BE UPSET AND ANGRY>WE WOMEN ARE FIGHTING BACK SO YOU CHUDS, WE HATE THAT YOU ARE HAPPY AND MUST BREAK YOUR TOYS jokes on them, i dont think anyone actually cares about spiderman anymore since its obvious they dont want peter TO BE spiderman and just a "has been"
>>150193861Nope. These comic employees need to be reminded of where they belong. Getting rid of this comic from Webtoon for reproduction by plagiarism will be a good start.
>>150195055Why don't Disney sue them for a contract breach for the killing of Sentry and Beast?
>>150192251Nobody cares about marywhore, delusional anon.
>>150195935>irrelevant schizo calling anyone else delusional
>>150192251>maryjaneyour whore just finished fucking Paul, she's jumping to Venom's dick now, and Flash is next. unironically.
Lot of people are angry that Poland’s most beloved superhero, Pedophile Paul, is getting flushed like a turd. Meanwhile Gwenpool’s X-31 is another shitty clone, and USM is getting relaunched? Our beloved Lord Mephisto was permanently defeated by the Green Goblin, and Norman Osborn is being granted entry to Heaven?????This has done SO MUCH damage to our home country of Poland’s CRI (Child Rape Index)!!! How are we going to kidnap more children from Lithuania and Belarus at this rate?
>>150198304This is where Gwen “Polish Child Rapist” Stacy belongs, the USELESS CHEATING AND MURDERING WHORE. Laid out atop a toilet with a broken jaw (the toilet is a metaphor for Gwenschizo and all the other Polish people in this thread)
>>150196455Oh it gets even worse for the Spider-Fags now Paul is going to punish Dylan Brock for disrespecting him by raping in a traditional Polish way.>you should leave the house, I Paul Rabin will check on Dylan>they come back to find Dylan covered in Paul’s cum, while Paul looks on proudly and says they deserve this for insulting Gwenschizo’s home country of Poland.Paul will be avenged!
>>150198354It is a big part of Poland’s culture to rape your enemy’s children, and Paul is from Poland. Gay people like Gwenschizo are sadly known to sometimes rape children.No wonder the X-Men are failing, Tom Brevoort is too Polish.
wtf bros why are Polish people so obsessed with having Paul molest Dylan. Every time Poland comes up it’s always about Paul raping Dylan. Is Paul meant to be a pedophile now?
>>150192251Fucking crybaby get out of here, we won't miss you.
>>150198577You’ll regret insulting us Polish men, we will rape your children for that.
>>150192251they are just a bunch of weird leftywing people who really hate straight white men because some rich guy with a long nose told them that white men are responsible for all the problems in the world
>>150198610I blame Polish people.
>>150198665I will personally say that Gwenschizo has been such a disgraceful and embarrassing turd in the Spider-Man threads that I’ve started hating Polish people in general because of that creepy little child molester.
https://x.com/dalton_strange3/status/1963387111828328776Oof, even Paul’s father, Zebediah Wells, considers Paul a failure. Gwenschizo’s hero considers Paul to be a mistake. This is even worse than the time his parents got divorced.
>>150198577eat a bag of dicks faggot
>>150198894>"the stress of trying to make everyone happy"I hope he wasn't under the impression that Paul would make anyone happy by cucking the protagonist because that would be a weird fucking delusion to have.
>>150198894lol I've seen fanfic writers handle the Paul situation with more nuance and grace than whatever Wells tried to do
>>150198894>>150199050>>150199424Reminder that blaming the writers is a distraction that editorial like Brevoort and Cebulski WANT you to fall into so you don't see editorial micromanaging and damaging the Amazing Spider-Man and X-Books for the last two decades as the real problem right now.
>>150199050I think by everyone, he was referring to his bosses.
USM is boring, I think they made the book to shut people up. I wouldn't have surprised me if they reveal richard was actually harry and MJs Kid that peter was raising. But given the backlash to Paul they chose no to go that route. I mean given thier track record...
>>150198894Paulbros we have no choice we have to gangrape Zeb for this betrayal!!!
>>150199974Hasn't X-Men been micromanaged by editorial since at least the late 80s?
>>150200158>>150200324Why are you still so boring?
>>150200587They’re really mistreating and mocking Paul, anon. Poland was already a huge joke before this, but now the whole Paul thing is utterly fucking us over!
>>150192251>waaah >waaaaaaahhhhh>waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh>I hate everything!!!Why do people insist they’re fans when all they do is claim everything is always terrible? If you genuinely despise everything that has been printed for 4,10, 15 years then why don’t you just stop reading and go do something else? Because at that point you are not a fan, you’re a whiner/hater. Because that’s all you do.
>>150200899because I want the comic to be good again and not cuckold fetish bait
>>150200158The fact that USM their most successful book has certain shills here constantly losing their goddamn minds, it’s hilarious.
>>150200862That is a picture of the Gwenschizo. It’s what he looks like IRL.
>>150200899 (me)I'm trans btw
>>150201001Those are common Polish accessories.
>>150194328Even without legs Flash is more of a man than Peter lol
>>150200899Spider-Man is the Batman of Marvel. It doesn't matter what they do since too many people are emotionally invested in it.
>>150198304>Our beloved Lord Mephisto was permanently defeated by the Green Goblin, and Norman Osborn is being granted entry to Heaven?????What about the fact norman sold harry's soul to mephisto in exchange for power.
>>150201319
>>150194857>Someone entirely differentWhy? His relationship will flame out in stupid drama in the end anyway.
And what about the fact the he murdered this poor fellow the man was innocent and what's more he had a family. I for one want to see his wife plunge norman's heart with the same knife he used to kill her husband and then beheaded him fitting punishment I say.
>>150200950its not thier biggest book and has been slipping
>>150194857He's not chasing MJ
>>150201055Like Gwen?
>>150201564Hardly matters since it ends with issue 24 after that it will quickly be forgotten by all.
>>150192251feel free to leave and never come back
>>150196033How is this any different than the Rhydon line getting Pokemon merch?Looks more of an obligation than catering to demand or an interested market.
>>150201564>>150201671Responding to yourself again I see
>>150201777wrong.
>>150200899like gwen! slay!
>>150201706I'm not going anywhere, Nick! So long as OMD remains I will haunt your asshole for as long as i breathe
>>150201777What a fucking retard you turned out to be
>>150201319>>150201332>>150201347>>150201431The book already addressed this! Norman defeated Mephisto and has obtained his redemption! He's free and clear baby! He's even Spider-Man!
>>150202026Give it up loser he has the blood of innocent people on his hand and everyone frowns upon him being Spider-Man
>>150202396People better get used to it then! People better learn to love him!
Divorced men with historically bad relationships projecting onto fans
>>150201761>Pokémon analogyGo ahead and explain why female protagonist is not canon in the games.
>>150204219You fight Red only even in the HeartGold/Soul Silver remakes. The female player character isn't canon.
>>150201347I just realized, did Mephisto really slam a knife into the table like some dramatic, attention-starved jackass and knock over his little pumpkins?! The ones Norman was carving by hand and pouring every last fragment of his weird fractured little soul into?! What the actual unholy, brain-melting hell is malfunctioning in that absolute trainwreck of a demon? Stop sabotaging his one tiny shred of peace and let him have his stupid hyperfixation, you complete waste of panel space.
>>150192251They use AI made scripts.
>>150205627I think ai might actually improve some of it if they did.
>>150201431It's bizarre how my brain is now permanently cursed with this guy’s name(Alan Aardman) solely because he was one of my favorite villain’s first damn kill and apparently that’s important enough to burn itself into my memory. The dude was pleasant enough, sure, but also a complete nonentity yet here he is taking up valuable mental real estate that I could be using for something more constructive.
Miles got the rizz
Mayday bros, we won.
>>150201934>seething and whining boring
>>150206019>Falls from #2 to #17 by the 3rd issue.
>>150204380Now explain why Liko from Pokémon Horizon, who replaces Ash, doesn't have a Pokémon game according to your statements.
>>150206449you are a child
>>150206632Pokémon turned into a girl-targeted series over time, something like Hello Kitty and Friends. The main merchandise outside of cards are plush dolls.
>>150206901So where is this Kris merch then?
>>150201761>Looks more of an obligation than catering to demand or an interested market.That's Miles. No one is actually demanding for Miles merch other than Bendis. Whereas plenty of people demand MJ, marriage and Spider-Gwen stuff.
You're stupid. Get a life. /Thread
>>150207382It's anecdotal, but I've noticed a lot of customers wearing Miles merchandise at my workplace.
>>150200400Other than Jim Shooter's infamous suggestion on Dark Phoenix, Claremont was allowed to do what he wanted until the early 90's. It was Marvel's top selling book, they weren't gonna screw up a good thing.
>>150206019This suit is so ass...This suit is so ass...This AAAAAAAAAGH!
>>150192251>Why am I the bad guy for wanting Peter and Mj to be together; to want catharsis.All you had to do was delete Peter from your memories and accept Miles as the one true Spider-Man, but you wouldn't do that, so now you need to be punished.
>>150192251I don't know what to tell you op, 616 spider-man had been down the hill in terms of quality since the 90's and it got worse with sin of the past and brand new day.I stopped reading since 2006, at this point im just convinced people only like to read 616 spider-man just to look at how much worse it can become.At this point spidey is the superhero comics book version of mickey mouse, a brand thats used to be a character at some point, but now is just a hollow shadow of what's was supposed to be.
>>150209840More like the Simpsons where instead of HOMER GET IPAD it’s series of contrivances are PETER LEARN MAGIC AND GET NEW COSTUME with 0 character development as he has become a flanderized version of himself
>>150192251Can he still be Spider-man now?
>>150202396And that is why every day Norman is trying to make up for it.
>>150201934I’m sure if you spend another 18 years whining something will change, anon
>>150209840Somewhere between Venoms turn, Aunt Mays death and losing the baby. I loved all of these moments.
>>150210772thanks for bumping the thread idiot
>>150192251>USM was fucking boring with a few cool partsOoooooooooh, look at me, I'm a contrarian!
>>150210911You’re welcome, ugly Polack!
It’s kind of hilarious how both Zeb Wells and the Polish Child Rape guy are embarrassed by and trying to distance themselves from Paul.
>>150211417>I n-never cared for Paul he bleats, through his hot tears and his own shit.It’s been pretty hilarious.
>>150201319He sold Harry’s soul, not his own! Harry’s going to Hell, meanwhile Norman is free of his sins! If you hate it, blame Mephisto for being dumb enough to accept such an obvious scam! Oh but right, we can’t expect you to acknowledge that Mephisto is just Norman’s BITCH in the end.
>>150211699Mephisto, shirtless and dressed like a male prostitute: “Nuh-nuh-Norman, even though you’re evil and going to hell anyways, please sell me your souuulllll”Norman, stern and dressed in a suit: “Fuck off, you creepy little queer. I’ll give you Harry’s soul at most, that’s more than enough for a retard like you.”Mephisto: “Um, I mean sure, yeah, okay.”Norman: “Pathetic. I’m also going to help Sister Sorrow cuck you out of the Soul Forge.”Mephisto: “Oh noooo.”
If Norman wants to save Peter Parker's dream then why is he larping as Spider-Man instead of making a business deal with Sister Sorrow again to get OMD undone?
>>150211849Because the Polish people writing these books don’t think any of these things through, they’re pure Id. It’s just monosyllabic thoughts like MEAT or KILL or RAPE.
>>150210868>I'm totally not the same faggot, just happen to have the exact same whiny passive-aggressive feminine writing styleKill yourself, piece of shit.Bendis is a worthless hack who never wrote anything worthwhile in his shitty life by the way.
Posting this to make the Gwenschozos and Paulcucks seethe.
Spider-Man has always sucked thr second they let him interact with the big league heroes and his character archetype influenced older more traditional heroes with over copious angst and total melodrama.
>>150212089It was compelling, and no amount of character assassination by the Polish pedophiles over at nu-nu-Marvel are able to take that away.
>>150192251>What the hell is wrong with MaryWhore fags?FTFY
>>150212167>pedophile Gwentard
>>150212214Most Gwen Stacy fans here are Polish, I noticed, and have pedophilic tendencies.
>>150212612I wonder what it is about Gwen Stacy that makes people Polish and want to rape children?
>>150212638It’s because Polish people are all dumb whores just like Gwen, they’re retarded and have brain damage which causes them to experience major seizures.
>>150212760I wish Polish people would stop ruining Spider-Man and X-Men for everyone else.
>>150192251Peter deserves a proper crash out. In stead of sending him to space they should have made him an enjoyer of History
>>150212860Why that though?
Maybe this space adventure is exactly what Peter needs to get him out of the cyclical rut.Going on as Hero’s Journey in unfamiliar territory always ends with the hero wiser, bolder and stronger. And above all else, a little more mature. Before he returns home.
>>150213636Peter isn't allowed to mature. He'll be back to type after its all done with no new lessons learned and no new knowledge gained. His newfound strength a cudgel to beat him back into his box.
>>150213761He literally died and came back to life multiple times and it didn’t impact him in the slightest. Not even PTSD, dude just needed a shower and to tell himself he got this.
>op keeps necroing
>>150213873There is that subplot about his developing suicidal ideation but I doubt it’ll go anywhere
>>150213761And it will continue until you finally consent to permanently replacing him with Miles.
>>150213886I didn't you necro shit you wretched pig.>>150210772Idiots like this keep it going
>>150214078It's not a subplot, it's already resolved by the time Eight Deaths wrapped up.>>150214227IF YOU HATE THESE THREADS SO MUCH THAN STOP MAKING THEM, GWENSCHIZOSTOP TOUCHING THE HOT STOVE YOU STUPID FUCKING POLACK! FUCK!I can't stand these pedophiles.
>>150214425Suicide ideation shouldn't be so easily resolved.
>>150192251>THE COWARDS WAY OUT!I love the daily bugle.
>>150214673It shouldn't, but, the Spider-Man editorial is utter shit.
>Another thread where Gwenschizo spergs out.Anyways, comics are irrelevant. Nothing ever happens. That division of Marvel only exists to corral retards like Tom Brevoort like the cattle they are and keep them out of upper management at Disney.
>>150211699>He sold Harry’s soul, not his own!That only makes it worse given harry was his own son.
>>150214956Did OMD get udone yet oh wait it's still canon how unfortunate for you MJ fags
>>150215024>The schizo actually thinks fanfiction matters to the rest of the franchise.Lol.
>>150215057Oh and I suppose this fanfiction also? oops looks like you MJ fags lose again. And just to be clear it does not that they are no longer a couple what does matteris this is happend checkmate.
>>150215057Oh and spoiler season for Spider-Man MTG ended with no reference to OMD whatsoever. No OMIT or Dead Language either. Garbage ideas like Paul, Wayep and Peter selling his marriage to Satan for the soul of an elderly woman are considered non-canon to the larger Spider-Man franchise.
>>150215057>>The schizo actually thinks fanfiction matters to the rest of the franchise.>Lol.What about this is this fanfiction also? I guess not.
>>150215147>>150215165>More fanfiction.LMAO.
>>150215163In fact, the only Post-OMD contributions are Slott's and those don't require some deal with the Devil to be worked into the larger framework.
>>150215057You know it's funny but you osborn fags tend to be smug about Gwen's death but not all the other norman killed now keep on being smug and mean to Gwen for no reason then I will post a fanfiction by the name of " The Final fate of mary jane waston". It has a very bad ending for MJ but no need to worry it's only a fanfiction story after all or is it now? who knows just maybe we will make it canon.
Can you guys not be weird for 5 fucking minutes
>>150215197The marriage being gone is no fanfiction now I suggest you lay off the insults or you WILL endure maxium pain and this is no shitpost.
>>150215386It's here to stay. OMD is non-canon, the comics you spam don't matter, it's just another form of tard wrangling to keep the wrong types of people out of Disney's upper echelons.
>>150215358Hey If he keeps it then I really do think I will post that fanfiction MJ fans would truly hate it so much.
>>150215407The marriage is gone you you can't get back let go of the past.
>>150192251>What hell is wrong with Spider-Man editorial?They're addicted to ragebait and have been since the days Joe Quesada was EiC
They were never actually divorced in any official manner. Could be some nice melodrama If they discovered some document reminding them of the other timeline Marvel seems iffy about bringing up.
>>150215437Except it's not. OMD is ignored, the comics don't matter. All of your boasting and gloating has been for nothing.
>>150215407>It's here to stay. OMD is non-canon, the comics you spam don't matter, it's just another form of tard wrangling to keep the wrong types of people out of Disney's upper echelons.Oh but they do matter keep on seething now.
