How long until we get animated Vriska x John
First for Karezi
he is unmarred by the Ampora curse of loserdom
can't stop looking at this it's so cute FUCKthank you moonrunes!
>>150211914GOAT
>>150211914Dirks hair is the wrong way around
From a real-world standpoint, is John a psychopath? He really doesn't seem to care that much when terrible shit happens to people close to him.
>>150212018When did he not care?
>>150212018Shit happened so fast he barely got time to think or process what was happening. That’s sburb in general. No wonder he was depressed in the epilogues.
>>150211982the KING>>150211990he was feeling daring that day and combed it turnways
>>150212018Terrible shit was happening to everyone man what the hell is he supposed to do?
>>150212018psychopath?out of every beta kid who entered their session, john was the most committed to finding his guardian. when his dad died, several people were reluctant to relay the news for fear of upsetting him. even though vriska kinda scares him, he was open-minded enough to try and understand her ordeals, remove any buckets in sight despite not quite understanding, and even hang out. he was also forgiving of karkat being super annoying enough to try and hear him out an additional time. he loves nanna and casey and liv tyler bunny. in the minigame where you explore his land, he gives random consorts money to buy the things they wantedhis worst crimes are being overwhelmingly naive and gullible and not being able to understand the gravity of situations
>>150211975was it really that bad?
>>150212018Anon, he hardly gotten the time to process it until the 3 year trip, and even that kept him busy, THEN tragedy struck yet again and again no time to process until they finished.>>150212050John being depressed afterwards once he could think of what the fuck all happened made perfect sense, yeah.
>>150212203Personally i think no, Vriskas revival a bit of a whatever but frankly the rest was just shit pacing (mainly Dancestors).Could have helped that i read it long after it ended and no real influence from the fanbase till afterwards.
>>150211896sculpting is such a based hobby
Thoughts on the giga gilf?
>>150212326Is that Lovecraft's Cat!?
You Serketfags better get her to be Ms/co/ or your waifu will hate you forever.
>>150212364Perhaps it is! Did it have a name?
Never forget. Mother Fucker is a viable troll name.
>Heir: Grows the aspect>Page: Grows using the aspect>Knight: Uses the aspect>Maid: Is used by the aspect>Witch: Mends the aspect>Sylph: Mends using the aspect>Prince: Destroys the aspect>Bard: Destroys using the aspect>Mage: Knows the aspect>Seer: Knows using the aspect>Thief: Steals the aspect>Rogue: Steals using the aspectIs this about right for the classes?
>>150212628equius sweep
>>150212514The Bard application is the other half of the Prince once, a Bard invites/Allows Destruction with/of their Aspect as its a passive class.Pretty sure most classes have dual application like that.
well this sure is something
>>150212684Trickster Modes a funny lil thing.
>>150212442Vodka Mutini
>>150212656That's just how Calliope framed it and she is predisposed to seeing dualities in things.
>>150212774and she’s most of what we have to work with meaning what she says is going to be the basis of all analysis
first for 8est jobber spider troll
>>150212799Its also a overall good way to look at it because theres just no way a class is completely onesided in its application, theres more than one way to skin a cat so to speak.
>>150212628
>>150212018all the kids are psychopaths who don't care about the apocalypse
>>150212799Hardly, each class is evocative of an entire concept, with stories and legends and history to take from concerning their application. Combined with an aspect which are all incredibly basic in nature with a little study and you have a myriad of possibilities. All of which, honestly, could be reduced down to basic dualities when looked at from a distance but that shouldn't be the starting point of the classpects' trajectory.
>>150213751looks like a horrible little gremlinI don't accept it
>>150213751*mpreg'd Dave presents you this*
>>150212265I just finished reading the whole comic last week and reading the Epilogues now. My friend who I introduced EarthBound to when we were kids tried to get me to read it back in 2012 or so, made it a few hundred pages and dropped it for whatever reason. I've finally finished it over a decade later, so I have a very fresh impression. Honestly? I wanted more of the dancestors. We get to talk to them a bit in the Meenahbound chapters and see them in the ghost army, but they barely do anything. I wanted more Porrim :( she was one of the only straight shooters in a world full of nonsense
>>150213774ARquius for ants>>150214033Thats so sweet. I'm getting my gf to read Homestuck, while I, in exchange, play undertale/deltarune. Both of us grew up with the respected media's and are excited to show eachother what they've been missing out on all this time. I mean, she probably is. Me having her read Homestuck is more like showing her the bullet she managed to dodge, but still. I hope she enjoys it. Been super busy with college and stuff but hopefully we can get this consooming party started soon.
>>150212203It had based Caliborn as its saving grace
>>150214163>POMwhy is caliborn australianalsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow689UpaEho
Post fansongs you likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7bpv5xyrOY
>>150214444>quads>it's all fours tooNice!
>>150214126Thanks, it is pretty sweet. Homestuck has really made us reconnect and we've been talking like 3 times a week just discussing it. It's really shown me how influential EarthBound and it's derivative works have impacted my life and the lives of those closest to me. I'm trying to get my girlfriend to read it too but she's kind of a Jane Eyre-pseud, she did play EarthBound for me at least and she enjoyed it. But what's absolutely crazy is I was talking to my mom about it, she seemed intrigued by troll romance, and said she wanted to read it which would probably be the most hilarious thing I've ever made happen. If she actually keeps up with it I'll keep everyone posted about how a woman in her 50's who hasn't played a video game since Tetris reacts to the wonderful world of Homestuck
>>150212018>it’s another “watch the douchebag try to frame the nerd character as a medically quantified psychopath” episode
Tell me, when your mission is "See how far you can go."How far is far?
>>1502152046 feet down, hopefully
>>150215385We have missed the mark by a country mile.
Mommy Aranea owes me sex
>>150216177nobody "owes" you anything chud
>>150211914i was running low on steam when i was drawing this one, ill redo it and make it look actually good lol
>>150216304wrong. Like I said, mommy Aranea OWES me sex. I am owed it
>>150216492so humble…
>>150214596Ohh my god thats amazing. My parents (in their 60s) would love Homestuck if they got around to reading it, its right up their alley,, my dad especially.But the whole webcomic thing + the length threw them off. Also, if their autistic child liked it, then it's kind of a sign in their heads that "oh that thing is lame and for autistic drooling retards to keep them pacified". Im sure if I could just like, inject the knowledge and stuff into them, they'd be fans, but since there's no way to do that...I'm gonna try and finally get on call with my gf tonight or this weekend, I hope to also have some updates to share with the class.
>>150216653No, me
>>150217464Wrong. She owes me and me only sex. You can have the lesser Serket if you want
>>150216492really? I mean, only if you want to and have the spare time! I already think it looks amazing and will treasure it forever!
>>150211791Never, Vriska is Superstraight and would never go for a transgirl.
>>150217645Unironically, I think if Vriska ever learned "straight" was a thing you could be, she'd say she was just so she could call herself str8.
>>150217645>Superstraightshe canonically started feeling flush for kanaya after her decked the glasses off her
>>150217124I like that you posted an Equius pic because I'm going to be cosplaying him at my local con next month, here's what I managed to cobble together with clothes I had laying around. My girlfriend sacrificed her tights for it. Also you know what my main takeaway from this conversation is? Homestuck fans are based Chads with girlfriends and good relationships with their families. I bet not many other generals can say that. Homestuck fans FUCK
>>150217786>her on the cuck couch 5 seconds away from watching Jade shoot gallons of doggy cum in her wife
>>150217786
>>150217754ya im totally going to get so much action when i dress up as a fantroll this month my fellow stuckie you dont even know
>>150217854goddammit john
these threads are genuinely the most fun I've had on here in years
>>150218125I believe it. I'm kind of hoping some young stucksluts flirt with me on me in front of my girl so I can her squirm with jealousy
>>150218339Based and cuckqueanpilled
>>150211896He got killed by the GHB for being a loser anon.
why is bro tweakin
>>150218467I thought it was because he wasn't funny; the dementia might be getting to me
>>150218495he just didn't wanna wear the hat
>>150218495Caliborn's memetic warfare
>>150211896it all started with him though
>>150211791Tavvrisk is simply better. I like my romance with a little angst, thank you very much. Broken people working through their baggage together is a lot more kino.JohnVris was just forced by hussie with not prior setup. >Erm actually Vriska did interact with john! look at this out of the blue flashback! it's just stupid
>>150217645Didn't she get groomed by meenah
>>150218713You know whats really stupid? Tavros ever talking to Vriska, or talking to anyone who talks to Vriska
>>150218713If Tavros gave a shit he would've communed with Spidermon and made her less unbearable, Vriska... okay maybe she doesn't deserve better per-se, but Tavros deserves less
Vriska's a bitch but goddamn she's hot
>>150218820I will never understand the seethe tavvrisk generates. On twitter they hate it because it's "problematic" and vriska is an abuser. Here they hate it because the autistic Johnfags need a golden calf. Even then I think John is much better with rose or terezi imo, or even some crackship with a random beforus troll like porrim.
>>150218820>Tavros refuses to talk to anyone in HomestuckHe would truly be best boy then.
>>150218900fanged women have no right being this sexy
>>150218978Actually they do.
>>150218905John <3 Terezi <> Dave <3< Karkat <> John
there's a tournament happening right now
>>150219670?
>>150220522The Ms. /co/ nominations. Terezi and Snowman are the only Homestuck characters that are suggested for it.
>>150220576Isnt that shit a circlejerk Discord anyway.
>>150221391Gamzee is a hard drug and about as devastating.
>>150221391this arouses the clown™
>>150221498And thus he is down to clown.
>>150221391I thought Terezi and Gamzee was the most realistic relationship in the whole comic. Sometimes someone you care about ends up dating a juggalo and it sucks and there's nothing you can do about it except watch the train wreck
I loved John x Vriska, it was skewered and killed so fast after it started to bloom it feels deliberate.
>>150221524Jake, stop making excuses for why your wives cucking you with said Juggalo.
>>150221529same but with John x Rose
>>150221524so true wise Dave
>>150221529>it feels deliberate.I mean yeah, it obviously was given Vriska gets shanked shortly after she for once admits she might have fucked up to John. That was the entire point that her actions caught up to her just when she finally could have improved, its what makes it so good.
it's just not fair
Did he just leave the story
>>150221740Emphasis on 'was' lmfao
Homestuck is allowed now? I thought the jannies hated it but I haven't been on /co/ for years
>>150222113The one guy hating it must have had a aneurism after hearing the Pilot Announcement, so all is well now.
>>150222136sweet. well enjoy your thread, gents.
>>150222027He fused with Nepetasprite and just became her.
>>150222113They are focusing all jannies on making sure /dbs/ stays dead on /a/
Look, all I know is that there's another Mage of Space in HSG and it's freaking me out. Then there was another Mage who was a nudge off my sign too. Who other Mages we dealing with here?
>>150222584>HSGpipe down, dude, you're gonna blow our extremely flimsy cover
>>150222584Took all that time rendering a dead woman's ass and titties but forgot that the Condesce and Aranea have sharp teeth.
>>150218905true mivnol chads hate it because tavros is gollum and vriska is the ring
>>150222616*splort* shits egg in tea
*grab2 d11ck2*
>>150222214not THE real davesprite.
I'm reading Homestuck for the first time.Currently reading Act 5 Act 1 and my god does it drag.Like I get that the story needs to fully introduce all the trolls and give a rundown of how they ended up playing the game, but still god damn does dragging my ass through 12 character introductions in a row suck.I really hope that the animated series makes this section a little more bearable and less repetitive when/if they get to this point. I don't wanna deal with 2 whole episodes of nothing but character introductions and backstory.
>>150223401Just wait till you get to act 6 and the story stops in its tracks to reintroduce 4 new characters. None of the other characters appear outside of a few intermissions.Is it worth it? yeah i guess. Act 5 Act 2 is fucking solid. Some consider the story over after that.
Hey I'm KanayaI'm Also KanayaWe're The Kanaya Grumps
>>150223616I used to think of the alpha kids as '4 new characters' but really aren't they just remixes/reevaluations of characters we already know? I mean, they give insight into the kinds of people Mom, Bro, Nanna and Grandpa were, and in turn give us new information about how the kids we know were brought up.
>>150223709They´re definitely not new as you already can figure out some traits they have from the previous guardians the moment you really register that its them and that they still share those traits.
>>150212514i'm a mage of void, idk man
>>150212514No. Each "___ their aspect or ____ through their aspect" is applied to two classes, just of a passive or active variant. Both Prince and Bard Destroy their aspects, and destroys through their aspects- Prince is just active, so it's for themselves, and Bard is passive, so it's for others.
>>150212684I'm now aware of this old drama
>>150224495qrd?
>>150224546People threw a fit about skin color implications.
>>150222214honestly that was a wild choice
>>150224546
>>150224846KWAB
>>150224846>I'm not removing this joke because of social justice, I'm removing this joke because people don't like social justice is removing jokes!
>>150218525>The Black Queen literally tries to kill Jack for not taking any of her shit>"lol he did it because he hates hat lmao"Death to secondaries who oversimplify things they don't know.
>>150225223I mean, he did hate it. Its just that he hates everything else aswell and will jump at any chance to wreck the Queens shit because being the wildcard in a session seems to be his role.The fact he had a murder plushie handed over just before made that quite easy then.
>>150225297The Jack Ascend flash happened literally because BQ came in to bother him for his lack of compliance, which eventually escalated in her trying to kill him. There was no hint of Jack planning an ascencion beforehand other than the shocked expression of looking the box's contents.Killing the Black Queen ended up being a matter of luck in hindsight rather than a result of Jack's strategy because of Hussie's stupid mystery box writting with the bunny.
>>150212018>when calliope refuses to fuck roxy in front of john
>>150224846this panel would have definitely been memed to death if it was released in current year
>>150224846God if there's one image that just goes to show just how cowardly, slimy and self-serving Hussie is as a person, regardless of all the other shit that shows exactly that, this is it. He made a harmless joke about race in his own comic that denigrated nobody, a bunch of rabid SJW cult losers have a temper tantrum about it because it doesn't affirm their inane forced diversity headcanons, and not only does he bend the knee to them immediately, HE FUCKING THROWS THE ONLY PEOPLE DEFENDING HIM UNDER THE BUS. I've legit heard people repeat the myth that the "caucasian controversy" started because people attacked others with non-white headcanons because trickster mode supposedly made them all being white canon, when it was entirely proto-left tumblr fandomites obsessed with making every character they see brown that threw a shitfit over a small fandom in-joke that didn't affirm them. And Hussie helped start this myth because he was so beholden to his new SJW fanbase that could do no wrong and it was the 4chan chuds behind everything. I seriously hope his ex took everything in the divorce and he needs to do makeship campaigns just to survive. He doesn't deserve a fucking dime when this is how he treated the fans that were with him from the beginning vs. the fans he thought would make him some extra dosh.
Silksong bosses are in some bullshit>Gwen: Go upstairs. Angrily.Once again, way ahead of you, and you're not liking what you're seeing even one bit. Not only is your sentry broken, your genuine basilisk rug is also ruined, and your memorial has been trespassed. Whoever was here was fiddling with your shit, and they're going to pay the fucking piper get a very stern talking to.
>>150219007Karkat should've tapped that while he had the chance.
i just had a kino-est dream ever. >be me, young, aspiring edgelord at empty playground>see a motherfucking dirk strider right over there>THE dirk strider>decide to get his attention, to at least get a handshake from a man himself>with a face of a smug frog i start repeating >"smuppets are cool">"smuppets are cool">"smuppets are cool">man cringes, turns away and starts leaving>sadge.webp>he turns around, walks back to me and gives me fistbump>hellyeah.png
friend got up to a little into when doc scratch is repairing your homestuck cdhe was surprised gamzee made it out alive, he figured kanaya will have to sort it all out again with another kick to the nutsand then sad again when karkat implies he had to do something drastic to "deal" with him (he thinks karkat killed him for good now haha hehe hoho)he's greatly upset vriska died for good, she was one of his favorites. he mentioned how tragic it was that she was just on the cusp of her redemption arche's excited to read the nepeta-jaspers convo tomorrowwhen I asked him what kinda versions the kids will be in the scratch's alternate universe, he pondered if john will actually be cool this time. I asked what he would do if john's coolness could rival dave's and he went quietI showed him the video anon suggested to show last thread. he loved it. in fact he asked to rewatch it tomorrow together again before we read some more
>>150227436>he's greatly upset vriska died for good, she was one of his favorites. he mentioned how tragic it was that she was just on the cusp of her redemption arcMy man
>>150227098Karkat mysteriously gives up on Terezi after meeing the Beforan trolls, really makes you think
>>150227436Hell yeah, figured he would love seeing Grimdark vs Jack like that.
>>150227436>I asked what he would do if john's coolness could rival dave's and he went quietHe knows that shit is impossible
>>150227436>he figured kanaya will have to sort it all out againGonna get a real monkey paw payout in Game Over on that investment.
>>150227436based vriska kinosseur
>>150227543>impossiblesomeone post the edit. you know the one
>>150227649
>>150227543Post-Scratch John did the coolest thing that Dave could never do: Have a family of his own
>>150227700Low blow, but entirely true.
Vriska’ll hypnotize me someday…
Just finished reading Homestuck, jesus christ what a fucking ride that was, especially Act 7.I have just a few questions, is Vriska alive, and should I read the epilogues and beyond canon?
>>150228328>and should I read the epilogues and beyond canon?Give them a try atleast to have your own opinion why the Epilogues are a mess, Beyond Canon atleast has been working on salvaging things over time.
>>150228328the epilogues and beyond canon are glorified fan fiction, I think beyond canon has a lot of interesting concepts even if the character writing is poor. the original team that was working on it hasn't touched it since 2020 and it's changed hands quite a few times now but I think if you stick with it the work the current team has done on is pretty decent
>>150228328The Epilogues are premeditated on being bad on purpose. Beyond Canon just plain sucks.
>>150228328>>150228370>>150228385>>150228519wait, the epilogues are different from beyond canon? I thought they were the same thingso the reading order is homestuck -> epilogues -> beyond canon?
>>150228533Beyond Canon follows up the stuff that happens in the two epilogues, yes.And yes, im saying two. Theres two timelines because of fucking course it being Homestuck its made to be as convoluted as can be.
>>150228542But for a new reader who just finished reading HS, is it better for them to read epilogues + beyond canon, or to rather not read them at all?
>>150228385I finished Meat last night and I'm on chapter 18 of Candy right now. I'm honestly really enjoying the read. It's like little vignettes of different characters, slice of life, hamfisted political commentary, a little erotica. It's a bit incoherent but that makes sense as we're literally "beyond canon", things are going to get a little non-sequitur, a little dreamlike. I'm a new reader and just finished the actual comic last month so it's all new to me, I could see why long-time fans might not like it. FriendSim has been fun too and really flushes out Alternian culture
>>150228533>so the reading order is homestuck -> epilogues -> beyond canon?yup, typical hussie making it incomprehensible as fuck to satisfy his egothere's also two simultaneous timelines lmfao
>>150228564Thats entirely your decision, going fully off of other peoples opinions won´t go anywhere on these.
>>150228570If you like Friendsim you'll like Pesterquest too, it ties in to the epilogues somewhat and it's fun to have one on ones so to speak with the original characters
>Still reading Homestuck for the first time>The L33T SP34K of the trolls was almost completely incomprehensible to me when it first started showing up in Act 4>Now in Act 5 my brain has completely adapted to it and reads it as natural textHuh...I was not expecting that to happen. Well at least reading this shit is bearable now.
>>150228881Yeah, had pretty much the same happen, you just kinda adapt to most of the typing quirks. Emphasis on most, some are still trash no matter what.
>>150228328Don't listen to these people. I'd say read the epilogues, make your own opinion. If you don't like them you can spend the next few eternities in here shitting on them, if you like them you can move on to read Beyond Canon and discuss the comic while its coming out
>>150227385goddamn I want a dream where I fistbump dirk too what the hell
>>150229142>Don´t listen to these people.>More than half are telling him to see about it himself.Come on anon, for once we´re being reasonable!
Okay I just got to the fish princess troll in Act 5.I HATE her typing quirk so fucking much. The parentheses replacing 'H' is so obnoxious.
>>150226632Go read a book from the shelf. A good book can change your life!
>>150229508I think she's got the only quirk hussie himself said he hateda hyphen would have saved her: )( vs )-(
>>150229508I was still able to glide over that like pic related.I was waiting to see this as a quirk the whole time
>>150229719The white space the parentheses create in her sentences break the words in up for me, which causes my brain to register it as multiple separate words/letters.It's fine when the 'h' is at the start or end of the word, but when it's in the middle, or when there's multiple in quick succession it becomes a pain to read.
>>150226632Oh my god, someone blocked the mannequin room with boxes. Quick, remove them before your mannequins asphyxiate!
>>150229741Makes sense. There's a later one I struggled with that might not give you pause at all.
Okay, I just got to the bit with Karkat's "Transtimeline Memos".Unironically the funniest part of this whole comic so far. Some extremely solid time-travel humor.
>>150229762Karkats worst enemy is himself. Fuck that future guy, such a all knowing prick.
>>150211791Oh cool the Hell of a Boss side thing got a spin off show. Will Charlie be in it?
>>150223709They do share similar traits but I feel for the sake of world building, they’re different in little ways. Since they were born/raised differently and all
>>150229773No Charlie won't be in it because she died of Ligma.
>>150229848
>>150229772Can't be much worse than that past-Karkat guy. That one's a complete retard.
am I stupidwhat is that word
>>150226632Go find who did it
>>150230157obsessive
>>150230157Obsessive.....how is that the one you´re struggling with?
>>150230157It's supposed to be 'obsessive' but he misspelled it.
>>150230184because that's not what it says
>>150230199Its clearly whats meant though, just a missing s.
terezi foot
>>150230311snibbeti snab
>>150229773
Why was this in the beginning of the comic? Does this forshadow anything? Or was this pointless
Damn the unofficial collection is so detailed, it's cool.I just got to the page where John reaches into the homestuck thing and then you see his arm everywhere throughout the comic.Naturally I immediately go back to those old pages and see if it's there, and it is. That seems crazy so I wonder if they must have been added that day alongside the update, though still believing I could have just missed them.So next I search for an old thread to see reactions: https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/48088700/#48089017Clearly they weren't there before on the real site, but does that mean I really just never noticed them?So I go back to UHC and change my new reader progress back a few pages and refresh the old pages and the arms are now gone, they actually accounted for that. I just checked the current mirror sites kici and chadthundercock and they always have the armed versions of those pages.
>>150231468Admittedly it would have been really cool to wonder what those were for thousands of pages and finally get this reveal, but on the other hand this anon was proven wrong.
>>150231573he was also proven wrong because non-serial readers won't have their hopes shattered
>>150231422Just look at the pretty pictures and skip the pesterlogs, writing is not this fanventure's strong suit.
>>150226342It couldn't have been that he made a creative decision you don't agree with, and valued something more than blind loyalty from a bunch of retarded low functioning autistic nerds on a forum for kid's cartoons. It has to be this overwrought fanfiction you've cooked up in your head where the true fans of Homosuck were backstabbed?Hussie doesn't even seem like a pleasant guy to interact with. In fact he seems like kind of a dickhead. But the ease with which grown men in these threads psychoanalyze a total stranger is fucking pathetic. For as much as you all bemoan the faggier, more female spheres of the fanbase, you basically act the same as a bunch of tumblr girls, down to the hysterical effortposts about how problematic-- excuse me, 'unbased'-- someone is, and the years long resentment over shipping wars. Except in this case it's not yaoi, it's just playing house with the dolls of Johndavekarkat and Rosejadeterezi and bemoaning that someone could ever take away the fictional possibility of two fictional characters fictionally smooching forever.Pregnant Rose pic unrelated it just got me horny.
>>150231422I think that it is setting up Ellith to be Mallum's protege of sorts going by the lore from Renity's section
>>150232466protege was the wrong word, I meant consort of confidant
>>150232203whats wrong with the writing?
>>150232695NTA but the only problems I have with it are that it falls into the usual fanventure pitfalls of having 20 trolls for no reason and overemphasizing/explaining quandrant shit. It also needs better proofreading.
>>150233237i can agree maybe Oficus and Oxnard are relatively unimportant at this point, and its odd they've been mentioned this early with no real reason
>>150232417>DAE le both sides are annoying?Wow man it's 2014 so i'm totally going to fall for this. It's plainly obvious to anybody with eyes and a brain that the leftist social justice side of the, no, ANY fandom is a hundred times more insular, obnoxious and demanding of any inane hill they decide to die on while the chud side sometimes also has annoying obnoxious people that nobody, let alone the creators in the fandom, ever listen to but you're so right that this basically makes them the same. I mean, if it weren't 2014 absolutely nobody would fall for this incredibly retarded idea that when the 4chan threads for any given IP have a couple posters loudly and vitriolically criticize the work it has the same amount of echo-chamber snowballing effect and influence over that IP as whenever the far-left cultists of reddit, twitter or tumblr decide their random unfounded headcanon about a character's gender identity needs to become official, but lucky for you it's 2014 so we can just agree that "erm actually the anti-SJWs are just as annoying as the real SJWs" and put a pin in it. Both sides are kind of annoying so that means it says absolutely nothing about Hussie that he totally excused the side of the fandom that actually started controversy over nothing and put all the blame on the side that either said nothing or even defended him. If it weren't 2014 right now, the idea that "both the people that were fine with a harmless joke and the people that shat their fucking pants over it and call hussie a racist TO THIS DAY over it because it didn't validate their meaningless headcanons are equally to blame, in fact the former side is more to blame because they made fun of the latter when it was the latter Hussie wanted to appease" would be mind-numbingly, pants on head RETARDED but it's 2014 so yeah both sides are equally annoying. Good thing the anti-SJWs will never live past 2014 and radical leftism will live forever when Hillary Clinton wins the election next year
>>150231422Its not finished so it’s execution hasn’t come yet
>>150234572Wow you truly proved you're not a histrionic faggot with this babble relitigating Gamergate bullshit. Good work anon, you're right I'm sorry to hear Andrew Hussie personally ruined your life with a single blog post.I'm not reading any of that shit by the way, learn what a god damn linebreak is.
>>150233237It has had a rather long opening act and the worldbuilding implies that the author intends for this to go on a while. As long as he delivers it'll be a great slowburn.
>>150234842Damn since it's 2014 you really showed me with your ironic detachment towards the conversation you started with me. Any other year it would have been plainly obvious that you're cowering because you got called out on your retarded recycled rhetoric that doesn't work on anybody anymore but it's 2014 so you can just go "wow whatever man lol calm down" and everybody can see you're a pimp and a cool. You sure you don't want to keep going? Since you're so insistent we all pretend it's still 2014 and your insufferable inability to defend your own beliefs without a shield of bad faith non-arguments is still in chic I'm down to keep roleplaying for you before you gotta get back to the real world where everybody sees how much of a retarded faggot you are.
>>150234958What are my beliefs?
>>150235002You clearly believe that it's 2014.
>>150235011I'm looking at the date on my taskbar right now and it clearly says 2025. I like the Caucasian joke, it's funny. I don't think he should have removed it. I've already made posts in these threads that it's more interesting to read Homestuck with the initial assumption that the human kids are white rather than the 'aracial' copout. But clearly he has different priorities from me, and instead of taking this as some sort of grand psychic wound, as the moment when my good friend Andrew Hussie stopped being cool and hanging out with da boyz anymore cause of his bitch gf SJW, I just agree to disagree. And it's infinitely simpler and less deranged to just take his tumblr post at face value rather than cook up this corkboard scheme where he is simultaneously appeasing the 'far-left cultists' (are you 50 years old?) and throwing The True Fans under the bus.But, again, people in this thread are oddly comfortable acting like they can see into the mind of some guy just because they read his webcomic.
I think anyone still trying to defend Hussie in THIS day and age is shrimply delusional. If there ever was any chance that he did what he did on accident, it's far gone.
>>150235406Hell yeah
I miss the 2011-2015 era of /co/.I was happy then, at peace.
>>150227661absolute cinema
>>150235464now this is nice, they deserved this ending
>>150235189he shat the bed towards the end but he did make one of the most fun stories I ever read
>>150235567It's funny to see how happy people are in these big update threads.(other post included because lol)
>>150235567how did /co/ react to the murderstuck updates? how did they react to the cascade flash?
>>150235799I am of the belief that making something great and then proceeding to ruining it is far worse than making something bad or never making anything at all.You were fully capable of actually delivering something good, and yet chose to ruin that potential forevermore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j9vIn59qqQ&list=RD5j9vIn59qqQ&start_radio=1
>>150235464>an egbert with facial hairdad spinning in his grave
>>150236020All Harleybertenglishcrocker men have facial hair besides the dads (who are just balding and are afraid of a bit of hair). From Sassacre to Grandpa to Poppop, they rock that stache>>150227700
>>150236020He does grow it when theres no dad to wrangle him in as seen by Poppop.
he looks greate with a 'stache
>>150236077>HarleybertenglishcrockerMan I wish we got to see more of them instead of the Strilonde endless wanktrain
>>150236498uncanny
>>150236994John caused the Hindenburg by doing the Windy thing and thus the storm that blew it up.
>>150237033kek
>>150211791I haven't really homestucked in a long long time, it left a spiritual wound upon my heart that I desperately try to fill with kino, but in my long departure I have kept a eye on where other homestuck refugees have fled, and other that Mr Toby's wild ride I would say the 2nd highest concentration of homestuck refugees I've seen has been in Project moon games.also the nuggets being really simplified look in lob corp really reminded me of the kids somehow, maybe that's what drew me in initiallyAny way uhhh Classpects?
I miss Alan.
>>150237269*Fucknuts
>>150237269I can still hear his voice. His shitty sultry sound. Coming from my basement.
>>150237269Alas, Poor Wankbrain, I knew him well.So 4stuck is really dead right?
>>150237459It will live on in our hearts.
>>150237459>don't like sburb>"I know, i'll do a story that starts with the characters playing sburb"What did he mean by this?
mr 4stuck i demand your assets. everything. openso4rcestuck now.
>>150237571thisand if he's gonna quit he could at least draw maiko
>>150237104>Malkuth: Page of Life>Yesod: Mage of Mind>Hod: Maid of Blood>Netzach: Seer of Void>Tiphereth: Heir of Heart>Chesed: Sylph of Hope>Geburah: Knight of Rage>Hokma: Bard of Time>Binah: Prince of Space>Ayin: Lord of Light>Angela: Witch of Breath>Carmen: Muse of Doom>Roland: their session's Jack Noir
>>150237571I'll continue Larryquest one of these days, trust
>>150238064vriska in skinny jeans hnnnnng
>>150228584such a shame half of the routes are wildly out of character
>>150237802As for the Sinners, the only ones I have clear ideas for are Donqui (Heir of Blood), Sinclair (Page of Rage), and Gregor (Knight of Life)
>>150238122yes, but it is fun fanfiction
>>150237802>angela not being a thief of lightcause you know... but also her whole goal was stealing enough info/enlightenment to understand how to be self fufillled>roland not being knight of voidhe's already weaponizing the void or well silence he's got the thing knight players often have were they put up a front to hide just how actually soft they actually are
>>150238373I had Angela as Witch of Breath because while Thief of Light is both a literal statement on her role in the story and fitting to her means, Witch of Breath represents her end-goal more. Control and freedom and the lackthereof are the main motifs of her character arc. As for Roland, yeah, Knight of Void is fitting the reasoning behind the Jack Noir comparison is that one: I was trying to avoid reusing classes and aspects for the L Corp related characters, two: Roland is a black-themed administrative figure with a means of remotely viewing people, a goal of betraying the woman he's under the employ of, and a couple sizeable rampages, and three: I thought it would be an amusing punchline to an otherwise thought-through post.
>>150237459Why did he cancel it tho?
>>150237104I really like this artist's interpretation of the sinners as trolls and relates their whole weird cast culture stuff to their actual backstories like>heathcliff is a filthy gypsy child that was adopted by a extremely wealthy family, and this is represented by troll heathcliff being a low blood but wearing purple because we can assume the earnshaw estate/cathy were purple bloods and dressed him up in their colors as a sort of sign of guardian/owership of him but he still clings to these colors cause he really really loves his uhhh troll clown cathy?????>rodya is a rust blood because she is by far the most poverty pilled sinner>sinclair was a very high class person so get 2nd highest caste>cerulean just fits outis>gregor is the most well animalistic sinner and has history of being a disposable soldier so green is a good fit>ishmael is vaguely vriska coded due to being a fan favorite and pirate adjacent also she thinks she's smart but is retarded so it works
>>150238671>picI didn't know hussie browsed /g/
>>150238687>yi sangs color is greyhonestly he would work better as a yellow and faust or gregor to be the mutant>Faust is smartretarded>don quixote comes from fucking silly as fuck vampire nobility and she herself is basically a clownof justice so a high blood is appropriate>Ryoshu is Mommy... also jade bloods just seem to be absurdly effective at murder for some reason>mersault>Hong lu or should I say JIA BAOYU is literally at the pinnacle of society, you cannot get richer more affluent and societally important than this precious jade of the Jia family
What do we think of Liv Tyler and her role after a long build up with the mystery behind the box?
>>150238687I'm guessing Hong Lu is the fuschia, Ryoshu is murderclown caste, Meursault is Equius, Don is a rainbow drinker jadeblood, Yi Sang is a yellowblood, and Faust is either lime or a mutant?
>>150238671Anon said he didn't feel like doing a story about a sburb session.
>>150238868Gave us Jack: Ascend by being in the box, so pretty based if you ask me.
>>150238832ah fuck I forgot to mention Troll Don is possing as a bronze blood because actual don is posing as not being not a bloodfiend, and I can only assume her boots are sealing her murder clown tendency's
>>150238868I enjoyed it, Liv Tyler is one of the silly side characters who never spoke but had fun to watch antics. cool payoff too
>>150227436I love you anon, this is so sweet
>>150238868real question is does anyone want to fuck her
What if Homestuck was good?
>>150237905If you decide to include the others and trolls can you add her
>>150239221can't have your cake and eat it too
What is bro DOING
>>150239269You can, it just has to be handled by an author that's not a trust fund ex-drug addict.
>>150239279I like how each time we see him he looks more and more like Rich Evans but less charming.
>>150239265I probably won't include the others but I'll see if I can include her
>>150239317
>>150239291you aren't wrong but there isn't a deep well of creatives who could keep up the manic energy hussie had. I think that was important for homestuck's success both creatively and from a popularity standpointcute ship btw
>>150239400"manic energy" bro was just abusing OTC drugs let's be honest with ourselves. Yes he's not destroying himself anymore, but like so many of people in his vein once he stopped it all came crashing down. I'd take a slightly slower pace if it means no decades-long crashout. It's not like people can't emulate his writing style.
>>150239341Thanks. To be honest I kind of made her as a troll character. A troll troll character to fill the Vriska niche while being the furthest thing from her. But then I got attached
>>150239475>bro was just abusing OTC drugs let's be honest with ourselves.wasn't this only after his dad passed? his pace was absurdly frenetic even back before HS during the problem sleuth, Whistles phase and TSO phase. all that said I can see him being a pillhead back then all things considered, Whistles was psychedelic as hell and one of his TSO comics was about was about two guys spiking their friend's drink
>>150239610No, before then it turns out he was like addicted to your typical rich white kid drugs. Not enough to make him see colors and smell time, but enough to where he could keep up the insane pace of the comic.
>>150239610>>150239644The world runs on ritalin and cocaine, we just don't talk about it.
>>150239722Lets be honest, everyone knows atleast about the cocaine.
>>150239722The problem is Homestuck is the product of TOO much cocaine and ritalin.
>>150239722drugs and alcohol built empires
These threads seem surprisingly sane, given the past
>>150240258What, do you want more pregnant jade posting or something
>>150240280I do
>>150239776That and ghostwriting/crowdsourcing, which are the secret sauce behind like two-hundred years of 'common sense' that nobody actually had.
>>150240280Nah, if I wanted grotesque shit I would go to /aco/ though if somebody has some tasteful porn, why not
>>150240280Yes.
Why the fuck is this shit appearing when I try to read the epilogues?
>>150242177It's trying to tell you to not bother.
>dO COCAINE>DO RITALIN>STEAL OTHER PEOPLE’S WORKFINALLY, a RECIPE FOR SUCCESS, tHANKS GUYS
>>150242248nOw YoU uNdErStAnD mY mOtHeRfUcKiN bRoThErmIrAcLeS, mAnMoThErFuCkInMiRaClEsHoNk
>>150242220>DoveHhhhhhhhrgn
>>150242996Made for popping out puppies
Vriska owes money to cjng cartel
>>150242220Made for bimbofication and brain washing
>>150243641Like any Dave she's already a bimbo
>>150244280It's like this in fan works too. Someone made a Dave, Rose, and Karkat model for the Super Mario 64 co-op. But no John or Jade. The only main characters are just the ships, Davekat and Rosemary.
>>150244323I hate this timeline.
>>150239400So he’s back in Massachusetts, huh? He looks so handsome here. Damn. Guess there’s still a chance I’ll bump into him.>>150239610Can’t speak for Andrew, although I have read NICH and Whistles, but personally, I can barely handle marijuana, so I can’t imagine he’s an acid/ket guy.
>>150244567>So he’s back in Massachusetts, huh?Lol, divorced his wife, moved back home, got a much younger mistress with an onlyfans.
>>150244671His wife gooshed about going to a Beyoncé concert on Twitter after the divorce. I don’t hate all pop music, but it was the right decision.
>>150244761Okay Hussie, continue to chase questionable puss.
>>150244787I don’t think Hussie is into puss the way you think he is.
>>150244841>what did they mean by this
>>150244849Do you really think Andrew Hussie likes to fuck?
>>150211914Didn't Beta Dirk sexually abuse DaveI know Alpha Dirk sexually abused Jake
>>150245006Was the smuppet closet sexual harassment?
>>150244964 I can only picture him forcing a girl do interpretive dance with a sad face to a Tenacious D song as he looks on while dressed as Sigmund Freud when it comes to imagining the type of shit that would get him off
>>150245251Bro, you have no idea. You’re joking, but speaking for myself, that’s not even that far removed.
Just got to [S] Jade: EnterFeels nice to have the timelines starting to converge finally. Also a pretty solid reveal.I can't believe John and Jade fucked up so bad. They ruined everything.Though based on the history of this comic, I'm sure it'll all be revealed to be some big, inevitable work of fate or some convoluted bullshit plot by a villain or something.
>>150245333Ya vriska did it everything would have worked out fine if vriska didnt do it
>>150245006where did readers get this idea?
>>150245605Hussie’s abusive readerbase pushed him to the point of using the story to air his feelings about a possible abusive parent, then turned that into “what if Dirk was raping Dave?” because they thought it was funny to inject sexual abuse into the already extremely troubling occurrence of a comic artist injecting serious reflection on real-life abuse into a comedic slapstick gag premise he wrote 6000 pages ago, and now it’s just troons and newfags laughing at him because they think his father raped him.
>>150242996I thought it was DawnBut A dove is good too..
So, quick question. In a Sburb game session, is it actually REQUIRED to have a Space or Time player to have any hope of winning?Or could a group with access to neither theoretically still pull out a win?
>>150245875according to calliope, pretty much. According to strict game mechanics you seem to only need a space player. For the forge and frog.
>>150245875I think you can get away with playing without a time player but Space is requirement for every session.
>>150244964he probably doesn't take the lead
>>150245916>>150245940why did the game not give the alpha kid's session a space player?
>>150246001Luck of the draw I think, some sessions are fated to be doomed by whatever rules govern the mechanics of Sburb
>>150246001A player's aspect isn't decided by the game seemingly, it's more of a product of what type of person/character they are (hence why classpecting basically turned into a giant personality test for autistic nerds to waste endless hours of their time on).Fucking sucks that you can just get shit on by not having any friends who are the right fit for the one aspect that is mandatory though.
>>150244280why did jade get shafted so hard?
>>150246202Too autistic for character development.
>>150246202
>>150245707yeah I'm going to just disreagard a sexual abuse plotpoint in homestuck that the writer was strongarmed into by the fandom
>>150246202Accidentally fatfingered enterI want to shaft Jade very hard.
>>150226632>Oh my god, someone blocked the mannequin room with boxes. Quick, remove them before your mannequins asphyxiate!What mannequins? The only thing here is the memorial you have for your friends. Sadly, the only thing you had of them was their latest weapon. Thank god the intruder didn't touch anything here.
>>150246259but autism is great means for character development I mean karkat turned out fine>>150246274>>150246299god damnit I didn't even mean to make the pun
>>150246431no nepeta is the one with autism
>>150246329>Gwen: Boot up your PC and pester that catnapTerrorist guy who's obsessed with Vriska Serket.
So which Homestuck girl is getting support for ms /co/?
>>150246751didnt check, i saw someone nominate the Better Rose
>>150244280Too bad Dave's "development" ends up spiraling him into something unfun and retarded post-retcon.
>>150246329>>150246329>==>In front of you rest the GAZE OF STRIX, WWII SPECIAL, and POCKET CERBERUS. In hindsight, it's a miracle no one hurt themselves with these pieces of shit.
>>150246564let's be real all the trolls have autism
>>150246982>Gwen, ponder the legality of these comically powerful super weapons, not that legality is a concept that matters in a dead videogame world.
>>150247206Feferi doesnt
So, how does everyone think the show will handle the sections of the story where one of the exiles is giving a character commands through the console?Like, I get them cutting the narration and the general 'player commands' that aren't technically canon to the story (as they're more just abstractions of the medium as part of the comic's attempt to imitate CYOA games) but there are parts where there are literally canon characters that are directly giving the kids commands as early as Act 1.And those characters are important too, they and their interactions with the kids are central to multiple plot points in the story so they can't just be cut.Do you think they'll just have a disembodied voice come in giving commands when those specific situations are happening?
>>150247458>they and their interactions with the kids are central to multiple plot points in the storyOnly one point, WV telling John to do the windy thing which enables him to do the windy thing. Every other interaction can be easily retooled or outright ignored.Frankly, doing the windy thing, while funny, can be rewritten pretty easily too.
>>150247458Some of those commands appear on screen in parts of the comic as a black bar with a gold border so I imagine instead of a jarring back and forth between characters like WV commanding John you could just make the commands appear on screen like they do in the comic with some narration. Might screw up the prelude/build up into [S] Explore though.
>>150246982>Gwen: since your showing off their main weapons, why not show off your main weapon?Yeah, why not. You pull the ENDLESS TORMENT OF TIAMAT from your sylladex, ETOT for short. This thing has the incredibly balanced effect of inflicting "lasting agony" on hit for 10 seconds, stacking independently.
>>150247458It would be interesting to see what voices they give the exiles. Since they never speak outside of typing on the consoles. They could give them microsoft-sam style synthetic voices representing them typing. But theres much more potential with them acting as narrators for shenanigans. I imagine you could have a carapacian doing recaps at the start of an episode where the carapacian is talking to itself about all the cool stuff their kid is doing. Like in the beginnings of some serialized animes. Even though that isn’t necessary in a streaming formatLike imagine if the wayward vagabond had a powerful british voice and he was saying “do the windy thing!” Into the command mic
>>150247687I keep forgetting the stupid images
Wait, I'm further into Act 5 now.So everything bad that happened, in BOTH sessions, is entirely Vriska's fault?Like, she purposefully fucked everyone over so that she could play the big hero and gloat about how smart and cool she is for engineering everything bad that happened?Jegus what a massive bitch.
>>150247687>>Gwen, ponder the legality of these comically powerful super weapons, not that legality is a concept that matters in a dead videogame world.You're sure more humane chemical weapons were being deployed during World War I. Thankfully lasting agony is not something that can be tracked back to you, or at least you hope it can't.
>>150247774>Gwen, Take the WWll SPECIAL, who knows when you might need explosives.
>>150247767as punishment she should become john egbert’s loyal, faithful wife
>>150247929HYPNO BITCHBLUH BLUH
>>150247960just hold a mirror to her face and watch her hypnotize herself
>>150248122>double mobius mindbreak self reacharound
>>150247774>Gwen, Take the WWll SPECIAL, who knows when you might need explosives.Might as well take the other one too. Not the crossbow though, that shit HAS to be cursed. It's not normal that Hopsage still heard the voice of Strix coming from it after defeating the denizen.
>>150248295>Gwen: equip WWII SPECIAL and observe its SPECIAL properties.
prepping for a sburb ttrpg. Don't know which friends will be available for scheduling yet, so I'm just prepping basics for all of them.
>>150248765Cool! You got a Discord or summat?
>>150248765me on the far right btw
>>150248765Your avatars are all shit and you will all die horribly.
>>150248765me on the far right btw (going to purge the f*moids and made a universe devoid of their menace)
>>150248765what system are you using for your sburb ttrpg?
>>150248882hi ronnie
>>150249085I've been trying to build a homebrew set up for a decade now. This attempt (attempt 5?) is nearing completion. I'm going for a base 10 system, similar to world of darkness, but with a lot of custom systems. You roll 2-3 stats/skills etc when rolling most things, and there are poor/moderate/good/epic success tiers for abilities that determine how big the effect is. You can use your basic breath ability at low level to get a simple movement buff, but by the time your skills are high enough and you're rolling way more dice, that same ability has the chance to do up to god tier effects. Abilities go into your Battle Techniques deck, pulling from weapon abilities, items, classpect, sylladex weaponization, etc. Combat Operandi shit. We've got a good alchemization system right now, just finalizing it into a google sheets calculator. It's breaks items up into Material / Purpose / Attributes / Theme to account for vast modibility. I've got 12 rough draft abilities for every classpect combination, and when I know who's playing for sure I can dial in on those and fine tune them. But that was an undertaking.Other stuff going on but that's what comes to mind now
>>150249472YO that's fucking badass, did like some one's entire ork army get sprited?
>>150212018He's the heir of breath, he's detached from his friends, family, original universe, original body. John's life is a nightmare where he dies at the end.
>>150249472Based on canon precedent, prototyping seems to be much more literal than alechemization. In alchemy you can combine a hot topic grimoire with a needlewand to make an eldritch magic wand. When obviously the grimoire is not a forbidden text with an actual connection to horrorterrors.Meanwhile with prototyping we only see literal aspects of prototyped items affect the result. Maybe there is something going on with how rose saw jaspers which could have affected jaspersprite’s personality. But its not like jaspersprite did anything insane when it extended its tentacles. So anyways the question is would prototyping a 40k ork result in giving underlings dakka? Or just the physical attributes of a plastic statue. All show no shoot. And how far could that go? Could you prototype a picture of goku to make underlings that could beat superman?
>>150249783>prototype a picture of goku to make underlings that could beat superman?whoa there buddy
>>150212514For me its:>MANIPULATIONthe witch manipulates her aspect or manipulates through her aspectThe heir is manipulated by his aspect or invites manipulation through his aspect>SERVICEknights serve their aspect and serve through their aspectPages are served their aspect or invites service through their aspect (think of Jake getting served on butler island)>INFORMATION the mage knows their aspect and seems to use that knowledge to determine others from getting hurtThe seer knows through their aspect or invites knowledge through their aspect>RELOCATIONthe thief steals their aspect or steals through their aspectThe rogue invites the taking of their aspect or invites others to take through their aspect>RESTORATIONthe maid upkeep her aspect or uses her aspect to upkeepThe sylph creates her aspect or creates through her aspect>DESTRUCTIONthe prince destroys their aspect or destroys through their aspectThe bard invites the destruction of his aspect or invites destruction through his aspect
>>150234842>you're a heckin shitlord Gamergater!You just lost the argument.
Sketch requests? won't be done until tomorrow
>>150249980equius balling (he breaks the hoop and already deflated the ball in his grip)
>>150246751find out yourselfhttps://forms.gle/LQmgyLWmUwLimygV9
>>150246751Condesce, Vriska, Aradia, Terezi, Jade, Roxy, Snowman, Nepeta, and a few others
>>150249980Picrel, but the with the Condesce
>>150249980Aranea, Alternia version of this!
>>150249783This is a question that has been gnawing at me aswell, my best guess is all physical aspects are literal but mental/personality traits get a little more magical leeway. So they'll for sure behave more like orks or Goku but they'll be physically limited to what was physically thrown in.
>>150250235It’s a balance thing too. Throwing a first guardian or even feferi’s horrorterror in is probably very rare in paradox space. In terms of the power level of a prototyping. Meanwhile some kid putting his multi-universal power scaled OC in is probably relatively common. So in terms of balance it would be wise for sburb’s designers to make it that way so breaking the session happens slightly less. Especially since unlike alchemy which requires items, prototyping is free.
>>150249991not the guy you asked but here's a scribblei can scribble and doodle things as well if anybody wants to throw something out there
>>150250512This goes hard
>>150250709We already knew it was coming out this month.They said so when they first showed the trailer.
>>150250512sollux doing whatever
>>150249980Alan, Rachel, Larry, and Maiko with her face covered
>>150244004In what way is Dave a bimbo
>>150250844here>>150250911have you seen davesprite's tits they're fucking stupid
dave aradia i see the vision i understand it
>>150250925>have you seen davesprite's tits they're fucking stupid...elaborate?
>>150250991
>>150251024aight fair enough
Why don't you think Hu$$ie showed more characters getting pegged by Kanaya?
Where the hell I can read the epilogues? The official site is buggy and doesn't let me read certain chapters for some reason
For any new reader that finished Act 7, I would advice reading "Detective Pony" by Sonnetstuck and watching "Theatre of Coolty" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIavjRkRKT0>>150251159The Unofficial Homestuck CollectionIt's the answer to any "how do I read" question vaguely related to Homestuck/Hussie
>>150251231Found it, thanks anon, I'll try to have fun reading this alleged shitstorm
>>150251248Cool, I hope for your sake that you enjoy it. Be sure to post your thoughts on it later, even if you don't finish it.
So is anyone here going to be re-reading Homestuck on the 'new' site as they re-release it over the next few months?Because I am.Just seems like it'll be fun without taking too much effort on my part.
>>150251882Probably most will see it if it's true they haven't made changes to it. Things like not removing the word retard, kept the FAG joke, etc.
>>150251968>removing retards and fags from HomestuckMight as well just delete the whole comic at that point.
>>150251995well that is the website we have right now
>>150249980Vriska hypnotizing >>150246749 to sleep...
Hiveswap Act 3 when?
>>150251882Same here. I'm actually still in the process of my first (re-)read (dropped the comic during the release of Act 6-6), so I'll just use these 'new' upd8s as an excuse to review my notes and read the author commentary.
>>150252351it's been so long. all I want is for xefros and joey to be great friends
>>150251882Yeah, I will. I hope to hear other users blasting the Flashes across my city when they re-air. Niggas running and fighting in the streets to Beatdown.
>>150250709Means probably 2-3 weeks then till pilot if it sounds like it comes after the website.
>>150221391why did she cheat on dave bros
>>150251086>pegged by Kanayaanon?
So the prize for the 10k image thing in the official Discord is a personalized John sketch that would be delivered to them physically in the mail, but may as well share what it looks like online first even if the winners didn't get it yet. So spoil the surprise.
Post more, freaks!
>>150254620Uhhhh I want Jade to have a happy life
>>150254638HELL YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!
>>150249878>"You resemble someone still obsessed with a frivolous flamewar from a decade ago.">Aha! You must be on the opposing side of a frivolous flamewar I'm still invested in 10 years after the factUnreal. Were you molested as a child?
>>150254638>jade if she was a pokemon characterlove this artist
>>150254827I've always liked that particular Jade artwork. It gives me vibe of like old ps1 jrpg where the character's artwork is in the background of their menu stat screen, if that makes any sense
>>150249870The best way to differentiate the passive from the active is which one is build up and which one is instant; Passive is build up, Active is instant Pages take some time to grow but when fully realized they're powehousesKnights have their skills day-one, but their isn't much needed growthMaid are about constant upkeepSlyphs are quick fix upsPrinces destroy Bards break downSeers are given knowledge from their aspectMages need to study and practice their aspect The only real issue to this is witches and heirs. Both seem to be pretty even when God-tiered. The only thing I can say is that Witches have a boss to them while heirs are suppose to be the a boss, more power comes form the boss but when you are one you have to set things up at some point.
>>150212514>>150249870How very binary of youCherubim scum
>>150255298
Does dave deserve a happy ending?
>>150255839Well he paid for the premium package so it should at least be on the table.
>>150255839Meat Dave? Sure. He's just some guy who is figuring out his feelings with Karkat. Nice guyCandy Dave? Fuck that guy. Getting into a loveless marriage with Jade because you feel like its whats expected from you? Sure, that's one thing. But to then leave to go on some mission with fucking Aradia and Alternate Calliope while your friends and family think you're dead? Abandoning the person you actually love in their quest to not have their species genocided? Davebot needs to be turned into scrap metal by the end of the series
>>150255839Faggots do not deserve happy endings.
>>150255839yes absolutely
>>150255839No.
>>150255839Never. This isn't even a questio.Anyone who says otherwise is a self-inserting coomer.
>>150255839Deserve's got nothing to do with it.
>>150256056*ties them up in a bag with a brick and throws it in the river*
>>150245298Im curious on what he would look like in that situation as he's cumming. Like is it just a poker face, then a growing wet spot in his pants, or is there a noticeable reaction with vocals and whatnot. And if you're his cosplayer mistress, do you keep going, or is it okay to drop the act at that point.
>>150256524*mutes*
>>150250512Peak. Beautiful. I love it
>>150256524
>>150253170Wow thats useless
glub
>>150256524Who was this again?
how much of the comic did hussie plan out in advance? some things seemed set up months to years in advance
>>150253170this sucks
>>150256607>>150256750Note too that HIsoNoKami in there, is part of Homestuck team, working on Beyond Canon. I think it's a bit unfair to have someone that's working under Hussie win this. But hey, I can't deny I love their work too. Picrel is what they drew.
>>150256584>it’s hip to fuck bees>2o hot>fuck bees>ii can’t do thii2 that’2 too lewd >4<:(
>>150256713he said he had it all in his head. then he burnt out and forgot some stuff. leading a muddled act 6
>>150256630Infinite summation honeybee professor>>150256713It depends, but according to what he said in the commentaries, not a lot
>>150256815Honestly if this is what they turned in they probably deserve that win anyway.
>>150256815is this the homestuck anime i've heard so much about?
>>150256924Its clearly the beach episode.
>>150249980Chahut dressed like one of the amazons from Futurama.
>>150256949this is so woke why isnt dave in a thong? fucking neopuritans
>>150256987Instructions unclear. Rose is slaying it.
>>150257002>dave and rose the the main focusever since someone pointed out that theyre the faves i cant unsee it now
>>150257031Stop noticing things, anon. Its not healthy for ones sanity.
>>150256713It's like One Piece. Some big ideas were setup for a long time but its mostly just recontextualizing old stuff to give the impression of planning
>>150257060Thats actually pretty cool
>>150257219>terezi isn't a dragonflyone job
>>150257219Should I get Silksong
>>150256713IIRC the ending sequence of Act 7 was basically planned as is from very early on (obviously with some modifications with how the story went), which might be why it seems a bit abrupt.
>>150257219>KanayaI want to fuck that bug
>>150255901>Abandons everyone for Aradia and her god friend on a quest to kill his shitty brotherEvery man's dream and he's living it.
>>150255839Dying to Lord English was his happy ending, at least he got to go out the best way possible while still remaining himself.
I drew a spider consort
>>150258197cute
>>150258197*SPLAT*
>>150258201Hypno bitch throws those Nepetas good.
>>150252184die
>>150258293Why do you hate me so much?
>>150258201This but Johns throwing hammers.
>>150258321easy to hate, you have no redeeming qualities
>>150258385But why does me liking hypnotism make you want to kill me?
>>150258394youre also whiny too, damn, list gets longer
>>150258394oooOoooOh you want to kill youuuurselfffff
>>150258473You guys understand that I actually have her favor, right? Far from me to speak on her behalf, but you could be upsetting her by posting memes of her MCing me to kill myself.
>>150258394Unironically I don’t hate you but please start a hypnosis thread so you can speak with like minded individuals. Those actually delve into self analysis, philosophy, and character studies
>>150258519Whats with anons developing tuplas again? this is the second time this has happened on this board. is it 2010 again?
>>150258519oooOoooOh you want to kill youuuurselfffff
>>150258644Vriska Serket literally uses 4chan, numbnuts.
>>150258710yeah>>150258658
>>150258644Usually you only find those on /x/.
>>150258752i havent visited /x/ in years, are they making anything like this over there?
>>150258803Don´t know for sure, but that looks like what they would do.
>>150249980requesting Gwen wearing Meat!Jade outfit.
>>150258831>:l
>>150257031Just accept that Dave and Rose were the true main characters. John and Jade who? You mean Karkat, Kanaya, and Vriska. They were always the most important ones in Homestuck.
>>150258831thats not gwen…
>>150258394Nta but you're whiny and try to drag others into your shitty fetish every now and then. Its annoying.
>>150258967Yeah, what? To be fair, the only name he has in these threads is his chumhandle.
