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Will they bring Yang back for this fight?
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Who the fuck is that
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We HATE gay "people" here.
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>>150343675
...including the gay cockholster "man" in the image i just posted
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>>150343675
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, this is /dbg/, the homosexuality general.
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>>150343640
Ruby-sama save me from the dykes!
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>"Ruby Rose is WAY stronger than you think!"
>Ruby's official VA is in
>Ruby's official model is being used
>RWBY moon shown in the preview
>Casey Lee Williams on the track
>Official shilling
>"In memory of Monty Oum"
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>>150343687
>posted an invisible picture of Superman
Kekypow!
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>>150343697
Charlie and Frisk would get bodied by the average adult human by the sheer fact humans don't fight with bullet hell game mechanics
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>>150343734
Goddamn... Ruby's death is gonna be INSANELY respectful!
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>*walks through the green door*
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>>150343758
Who is Charlie?
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>>150343675
What about one of the best yaoi ships of all time, Simon the Digger x Kyle Rayner? Hear me out. Death Battle explains this pairing a bit by being about similar characters fighting and giving fun battle chemistry, but more can be said about the ship. It's an outerversal romance that transcends the multiverse. With their outerversal power, they may be two of the only characters in fiction that could really comfort each other because despite their power, they still have been hurt in love. They may have pure heroic hearts, but their hearts have still been scarred from their beloved dying or falling for someone else. There's also a cruel irony to this pairing, as Kyle got cheated on with someone named Simon. But it's okay because their indomitable human spirits pulled them through it, and perhaps that human spirit, that humanity in them beyond inhuman powers, can give them an indomitable bond. You might say it can't work because they're straight, but there's a reality where Simon kisses Leeron, and while Kyle hasn't kissed a man, though not meaning he's gay, he has shown respect, gently turning down his gay assistant who was heartbroken that he loved Jade. Consider it getting spicy too. From lantern constructs to unlimited energy from spiral power, the bed will not last more than a minute. We know Simon is the seme and Kyle is the uke because Simon won Death Battle, but the names add a humorous aspect to it because "seme" starts with an "s" for Simon and "uke" has a "k" for Kyle. Simon just gives off big drill energy too. Though it being Death Battle meant someone dies, I think maybe in an alternate reality, love did bloom on the battlefield. Thank you, Death Battle, for showing me Tier Love is the strongest tier there is. Love is truly BOUNDLESS. "In brightest day, in blackest night, no love shall escape my sight. Let those who ship with all might harness my power, Green Lantern's light because your love is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"
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KEEP MOVING FORWARD
THE PROMISE WE MADE
THEIR VIOLENT INTENTIONS
EXISTENCE WILL BE ERASED

この ぶつ か り合い から
僕 の 覚? を ?じ られる か?
今日 が その 日に なる!
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>>150343640
Didn't Yang beat someone who tanked a Supernova in her last Death battle? She should fight Cell or Z Broly
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We LOVE gay people here.
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>>150343800
>the japanese lyric is "This will be the day!"
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>>150343640
They should've done this one instead of Yang Vs Tifa
Outside of potential character interactions I think this MU is pretty straight forward (unless they go full monkey with Vi and give her item passives like they did with Jinx)
Vi is mostly a brick just like Yang, but Yang has ranged options, elemental attacks, and her aura makes her more durable.
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>"The silver eyes will-"
Don't care Maka has that dawg in her
>"But her semblance turns particl-"
Don't care My girl has the courage and her BF on her side
>"B-but Ruby can disar-"
LET MY COURAGE BECOME THIS ATTACK
>"I-In memory of Monty Ou-!"
LET EVERYONE WITNESS THIS COURAGE, THIS SOUL RESONANCE
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TH-TH-TH-THE GOD, OF H-H-H-HOPE
KRATOS, GOD OF HOPE, YEAH HE'S GUIDING YOU WELL
OOH, BOY REMEMBER THAT HE SHOOK YGGDRASIL
MONSTER NO LONGER IF YOU HEED HIS COMMANDS
HE'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A BETTER MAAAAAAAAANNNNN
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BE.

A

BETTER

MAN
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>>150343820
Yeah, yeah, now open wide, and squeal for Daddy Superman.
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>>150343892
everyone was calling him a cuck before. Now he is redeemed. Kratos fixed him
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>>150343794
Between Simon and Kyle, who is the better man?
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I guess it's been long enough since the gigashilling RWBY got in Tifa vs Yang (a flea compared to Teefers) that they feel brave enough doing it again.
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>>150343903
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>>150343892
>look it up
>it's fucking real
https://cubari.moe/read/imgur/Rj03vBk/1/1/
/dbg/ meme magic is.... strong.
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FROM THE TAJ MAHAL
I GLOWER DOWN AT YOU
THE WHOLE WORLD HATES MY KIND
BECAUSE I'M MADE OF POO

I DETECT THAT YOU'RE A STATEMENT BRO
YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FLAT, THE COOKBOOK KNOWS!

ASISSYRA BROS KEEP TAKING LZZZZZZ
PAJEETS TAKE THEIR JOBS AS WELL

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

WITH JUST A PUNCH EACH FORM WENT DOWN
'CAUSE 9 MILLION IS HIS LOWBALL NOW

HAVEN'T YOU LEARN'T YOU HAVE TO LISTEN?
WHEN HE'S CALLED LIGHTSPEED, DON'T TRUST YOUR VISION?!!
HE'S BEYOND MOUNTAINS CAUSE HE IS MY KING
I'M NOT A MONSTER, I'VE HEARD HIS TEACHING

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD BEFORE
YOU WANT SOME CURRY? HAVE SOME MORE!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

BEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!

I'LL KEK THEM ALL
WITH GARBAGE STATEMENTS
NO BEAR
WILL EVER RAPE MY KING!

PLEASE GOOD SAAR
SYMPATHISE WITH MY REIDI
ON-SCREEN
FEATS WILL NEVER WIN!

YGGDRASIL TREE IS INFINITE
HIGHER CALC THAN CHAKRAVARTIN
I'VE NEVER ONCE SMELT REMOTELY GOOD
YOU ARE A MONSTER NO MORE

BEHOLD THE STINK!
ANNIHILATING ASURA!
IN A SEA OF FARTS!
WITH INDIANS!
FABRICATE A NEW REALITY!
WHERE I HAVE 1-A FEATS!

SHIT ON THE ROAD
ALONGSIDE COWS AND TRASH!
LISTEN TO KRATOS
TO BE A BETTER MAN!

SNIFF ME AND YOU ARE GOING DOWN
I HAVEN'T BATHED SINCE I WAS BORN I DON'T KNOW HOW!
BEHOLD THE STINK AND LET ME KNOW
WHO'SE MORE REAL THAN KIIIINGTOOOOOS?!?!?!

BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STINK!
BEHOLD THE STINK!
LONG LIVE THE STIIIIINK!
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>>150343904
KINGtos once again saves another one.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sQ93WVcSPk
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>>150343884
According to Kratos being a better man means running from your past and responsibility until they come knocking on your door. Makes sense.
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>>150343892


KINGtos went BEYOND his franchise, to help someone be a BETTER MAN. FUARK. Literally, no one else can claim this feat unless they're UPLIFTED by KINGtos himself.
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>>150343892
>>150343954
he really does transcend fiction. In every medium and irl, HOPE is in us all
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>>150343833
At the time the real request was Yang vs Garnet
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Kratos: "You want, uh, scaling?"
Ruby: "Well, uh... Yes please."
Kratos: "Have you ever, like, uh, destroyed a mountain?"
Ruby: "Nah."
Kratos: "Do you have any cookbooks, lore, dimensional scaling, anything?"
Ruby: "Nah, nah..."
Kratos: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be a better man!"
https://youtu.be/avScVe6ZPjA
Hey!
We are uberwanked
Hey!
We are uberwanked
>Kratos
Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is ruby's act of witchery
If you wanna get your scaling uberwanked
You have to ask your writers to get high and drunk
Just copy my questions, and pester their X
Be careful not to get fraudchecked
(Uh?)
>Ruby's writer says she is building level
(No, no, delete that tweet!)
We are uberwanked
Hey!
We are uberwanked
We are uberwanked
>Montage, Kratos and Ruby use multiple X accounts to ask if she's beyond platonic concepts
>Maka posts a selfie on X and Ruby gets jealous so she posts her own selfie in one of her fake accounts outing herself
Ha ha ha
Now look at this lamp, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to block!
Go!
>Ruby tried to jump away from the light and crashed against a wall
(Block with your hand! Don't dodge it!)
(Ugh, let's try to downplay...)
Now watch and learn, here's the steal
With silver eyes Maka will surely squeal!
>Ruby tried to stare at Maka with her silver eyes but just ends up looking retarded since it can't affect her
(Ha ha ha, ...wha-what are you doing!?)
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
>Kratos dresses like a kawaii chrona expy and tries yuri with maka (to trigger homophobic ruby)
>Maka says she has a boyfriend
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
>Ruby and Kratos write a cookbook
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
>Ruby makes deadly food from the book
>maka resists it with black blood, ruby taste tests and dies
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We are uberwanked
Hey!
Hey!
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>>150343956
>HOPE
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>>150344026
what made him do it bros?
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>>150344146
Kratos never taught him to be a better man
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>>150343819
>Didn't yang beat someone who tanked a supernova?
No because the team didn't acknowledge supernova as being real back then and didn't believe in scaling to the summons. So no she didn't. If they redid the fight now she'd be getting fed to someone who tanked a supernova
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>>150343991
Does garnet just horribly stat stomp?
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>same pastas every thread
How boring. Barely original things. This place is worse than /dbs/. Feels like a reddit imitation
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>>150344290
Make a new pasta if youre so great
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>>150344290
>Reddit imitation

This is tame, unlike the last breathe of /dbs/ before the Jannies took over.
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>>150342381
>>150342985
Thanks, anons. I was thinking of having the sword mindbreak most normal people who see it due to how it exists "outside" of regular space-time. I'll look into Knull's weapons in the meantime.
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>>150344146
He didn't welcome KINGtos into his heart
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>>150344146
Repressed Homolust
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>>150344372
>repressed
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
RUBY ROSE!
VS
MAKA ALBARN!
BEGIN
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Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle
>Soul Eater
-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (7,428 miles)
-Black Star can dodge Lasers
-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)
-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood
-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw
-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves
>RWBY
-Yang took an impact of 48.83 tons of force during a food fight
-Yang survived being slammed against a concrete pillar with 1400 tons of force
-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)
-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules
-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava
-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT
-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space
-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)
-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)
-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash
-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
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Kratos scholars have done nothing bad to you.
All they ever do is show kindness to you and try to teach you to be Better Men. So why do you seethe and hate them?
Is the problem that you want to feel like the victim, but you cannot forgive them for nothing?
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OPEN UP THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE GOD OF WAR
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>>150344394
So even if they don't scale her to black star, (which makes sense since he's explicitly the fastest of the trio) she and kid are on par in the speed department she probably takes speed since Ruby herself doesn't have any explicit laser dodging feats herself and you'd need to scale her to people who she's never fought to get a speed faster than Maka
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>>150344170
I still don't think it is really real either. It is just totally incompatible with the setting and story.
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>>150343863
This is why I hate delays. We all get in a mood.
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>>150344463
Not only that but that speed feat for Black Star comes from the Babayaga castle arc, War on the Moon Black Star is way faster (at least relativistic)
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>>150344518
Especially when it's a matchup that was solved 10 years ago, at least Hulk vs Godzilla was a legitimate debate.
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>>150344526
Im jerking off to this
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>>150344564
Nuly....
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>>150344463
I don't feel like watching RWBY, so I am looking at VSBW.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:WeeklyBattles/RWBY:_Laser_Feats
What the hell are we doing here anymore. Laser dodging used to be a meme.
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Genuflect to the ultimate war machine.
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>>150344429
I just can't accept it Kratos winning. His victory BROKE me... and now I am a worse man who shits up the thread with the same copypastas
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>>150344526
Hulk lost fair and square to Broly. Let it go.
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Realistically, after the Pokemon vs Yu-Gi-Oh! fraudcheck, what verses are next on the chopping block? Touhou? Fate? Undertale?
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>>150344677
Touhou.
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>>150344588
Those duck missiles? ANNIHILATE the entire Invincible cosmology EACH
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Will Casey Lee Williams Buttrock prevail over BRACK PAPERU MOONRU?
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Sell me on Death Battle.
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>>150344711
Yes. This is obviously going to be a Ruby-centric episode regardless of the outcome.
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>>150344698
Yup yup yup. These Wooden CHADxes would CRUSH planet Viltrum with entire JOBtumite race too.
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>>150344720
Kratos vs Asura, just trust me and after that decide for your own
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>>150344720
Every episode you watch is worth 1 hour of Tyrone breeding your girlfriend
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>>150344698
Only if they're made of Smart Atoms
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>>150344743
YABBA DABBA!!! WATCHING ALL EPISODES RIGHT NOW!
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Feels BETTER, doesn't it?
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>>150344751
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>>150344786
I NEED a cuckquean in my life
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>>150344555
Since they mentioned Soul Resonance in the analysis, then there is a chance that Death Battle will try and figure out a multiplier.
Since we have an example of Maka's nonenhanced speed (picrel, but also we get mentions of the other characters too, like Black Star having a 5.92s 100m).
Then it is is possible to derive the multiplier for speed and then use that same multiplier to account for strength.
Going off the calculation of the laser feat that VSBW uses, Black Star's speed is enhanced by ~7800000x.
So using Moon tooth from VSBW, Black Star's base strength should be 134.5 billion tons.
This is roughly 10x what VSBW has Ruby at.
If you go off Moon mouth, then make it roughly 200x.
So hypothetically, if Death Battle rules that Ruby can use Silver Eyes to get Soul out of the picture, then Maka would be statued by Ruby, but a single hit will kill Ruby.
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>>150344720
Balrog vs TJ Combo, Samurai Jack vs Afro Samurai, Foku Black vs Reverse Flash, Bowser vs Eggman.
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>>150344831
Snake vs Fisher too.
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>>150344831
>>150344845
Scooby vs Courage too.
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>>150344463
I think they will find some cheap way to at least make them equals in speed, mainly because Ruby specializes in Speed and it would be very bad for her to lose there (specially if they want to pull a BS win with Silver Eyes)
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>>150344831
I think Ant-Man vs the Atom is underrated
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>>150344677
They should do Touhou vs Fate, Yukari vs Gilgamesh
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The silver eyes don't insta kill you if you are strong enough, sometimes the petrification ends up being superficial allowing Grimm to break free.
Cinder Survived the silver eyes twice and she is stronger than Ruby, there's no way Maka will lose to those. Specially on Wank battle were everyone gets their stats inflated to kingdom come
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>>150344677
I feel like they need to officially downgrade a popular verse they've had before like Dragon Ball down to planet level max or something.
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>>150344677
Touhou is the strongest of those 3 btw
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>>150344929
Atom got the most disgusting death outta fucking nowhere lmao.
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>>150344827
Bardock was several trillion times faster than light and still jobbed, since Maka apparently has regen and aura is finite it should stil be an easy win, no?
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I mentioned this in the last thread, I'm 100% sure they will have the Silver Eyes work on Maka and Soul.
Why? Because those can't even be activated unless there's Grimms around.
So this is a situation were either the Silver Eyes work or they don't get showcased at all, and we all know DB won't allow Ruby to lose without at least showcasing her strongest ability.
So at the very least they will argue Maka and soul would allow Ruby to use the eyes.
Now I still don't think that will win the fight in it's own.
I can buy Black Blood being affected but people here are saying that Soul should be affected because of his status as a Demon weapon, and I find that argument incredibly flawed.
For starters neither soul nor any weapon feels the Pull of the Magic witches are subjected to, this is true for even the Death Weapons who are the ones who ate a witch's soul.
Not only that but we know that even if the original weapons were created by Arachne using souls from Witches the people who are born with weapon powers are basically "incomplete" because they lack the soul of a witch, meaning that they are completely disconnected from the Witchkind that created them in the first place.
At best Maka's black blood will be countered but I don't think Soul will end up petrified
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>>150345017
Well Maka's regen is Black Blood based.
If Maka uses Black Blood without Soul's Soul Resonance, then she's also going to be in a diminished mental capacity.
Mind you, it is possible that Black Blood or even Demon Weapons in general could be categorized by DB as affected by the Silver Eyes, in which case Maka is screwed.
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>it's over Maka! Soul was turned into Stone thanks to my Silver Eyes™ this is my victory-. w-why are you cracking you knuckles?
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>>150344958
Silver eyes is clearly given to Ruby just so she can kill Salem with them which would imply that their power is simply counter to the dark brother god or whatever his name was, magic in soul eater just replaced fireforce infernals due to a metaphysical imbalance or some shit, it's like saying just because you can hack one encryption means you can hack all of them, it simply doesn't make sense
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Crazy how Pokefags cannot even post a feat this great. When this isn't even Yugi's best feat. Too bad your god is concrete level.
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>>150345054
I guess we'll find out in a week+2 days.
I can't say I love any of the arguments for either side.
Conceptually Silver Eyes are neat, but we don't know enough about them to actually reach conclusions about their limits.
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>>150345054
Too long didn't read. I want to impregnate the girl in the image.
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With her new game coming out, would another Samus Death Battle get good views?
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>>150344711
The only "paperu" that matters to you is the toilet one.
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>>150345100
>Just because she's never been shown doing it doesn't mean she can't!
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>>150345091
This is actually a bit of a bad example since this is Maka with Soul, harnessing her Grigori Soul for flight.
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>>150345150
Yes, but we're somewhat expecting this one.
What would be off the wall would be if they ruled she can use the Petal Transmutation offensively.
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https://youtu.be/b9cssnPD74o?si=A5WQAle-WgeRWpko

Sonicsissies… I’m FUCKING QUAKING…
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Yugibros...
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>>150345193
a G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GALAXY??? B-B-But we can’t even destroy a M-M-M-Moon…
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>there is a spiderman from india
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>>150345221
And he'll call you a bloody bitch bastard for referring to his oversweetened bilge water as Chai because to him Chai means tea, and he can't understand that you're using Chai to refer specifically to Indian tea in the same way you'd refer to Ocha as Green Tea
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>>150345116
Samus vs Kerrigan could be fun
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>>150345248
Look Samus is tough and all but Kerrigan commands a hivemind army without Mother Brain's stationary and obvious weaknesses Samus ain't taking it.
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>>150345186
Oh that'd be dumb. Especially in the scene where it gets explained to her she doesn't even understand what penny is talking about
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>>150345193
Incoming flop
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>>150344026
>Nagito gets posted
>Danganronpa 2 remake + new scenario announced only 20 minutes later
/dbg/bros... what is this power....
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>>150345303
Ultra ultra instinct.
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>>150345244
>Be from dimension where India became the No 1 world super power.
>Still seethe about getting BTFO by the British.
The Eternal-Anglo is not only a canon event, but he is multiversal.
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>>150345299
>t. Sonigger shaking and pissing xirself as GODrio is about to make another billion
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>>150345244
Oddly specific. Why say this?
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>>150345193
I can't say I'm thrilled. I have an irrational hatred for Chris Pratt.
Also the Lumas are getting Minionfied.
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>>150345303
It's ultimate luck
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>>150345386
There's a scene in the movie where he rants about Chai tea.
I don't remember all of it, but there's some context.
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Sony has KINGtos thus its stronger than KEKtendo
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>>150345417
I think he gets annoyed by "Chai tea" specifically because Chai already means "tea"
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>>150345462
Yeah but it's a super minor thing.
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Anyone here read/watch Clevatess? Think it has good compatible with DB?
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Ruby can't even reliably kill Grimm with her silver eyes, the thing they're designed to kill. But somehow they'll wank the silver eyes to be far more effective in the Death Battle than they are ever shown to be in the actual show. Maka will still power through it though.
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>>150345531
That gag is literally half of his character he brings it up multiple times. And the rebuttal is that using chai as in chai tea to a non indian makes total sense since you're specifying you want or don't want indian tea, which is distinct from regular black tea, usually a bit spiced
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>>150345708
All I know is indians have super weak grip strength, are super small, and have very small penises.
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>>150345748
False, false and fales
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>Maka after eating Ruby's soul(Soul didn't want it)
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>>150345748
>>150345770
Indiabros...
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>>150345823
>5'5" is half the height of 6'
Bros...
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>>150345770
Found the pajeet.
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>>150345823
>>150345748
This is HUMILIATING Indiabros... WHAT THE FUCK SAAAAR?
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>>150345796
This gives me a conflicting erection
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>>150344026
Could his Hope surpass KINGtos's?
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Y'all are virgin losers and will stay so for the rest of your lives. Imagine talking to a girl asking you what you do of your life.
>i'm a virgin loser that spends 24/7 of his time on 4chan especially shitposting on /dbg/ nice to meet you
Lmao y'all are disgusting and should kys asap
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>>150345823
Indonesians are even shorter yet they’re still more dignified than Indians
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>>150345888
KINGtosbro btw.
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Is there an audience for MCU character episodes?
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You faggots are mentally ill
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>>150345888
First of all I would never speak with a woman unless she wrre to approach me, and I were to respectfully ask if she was comfortable with speaking to a male, while making sure I do not manspread to keep her comfortable and to not rape her with my mannerisms
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You KINGS are mentally SCHOLARS
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>>150345904
KINGtosbro btw.
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I honestly hope all of you Deathbattlespics get tortured slowly in horrific, agonizing pain until death. All of you are subhuman cockroaches that should be genocided.
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>>150345923
Get a new bit. This one is overused.
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>>150345923
KINGtosbro btw.
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Dead franchise
Dead topics
Dead threads
Ban these threads already. These retard losers need to fuck off.
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>>150345923
Simonbro
Be a better man
God of HOPE Kratos believes in you
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>>150345888
You talk to women about how you shitpost in 4chan?
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>>150344026
So if Hajime/Izuru were to ever be in DB he would have Nagito's luck, right? Can anyone actually beat him in that case?
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>>150345932
Nobody cares dbgay
>DURR HURR THA SPIC DEATH SHOW IS HAPPENING
Nobody. Cares. Dbgay.
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>>150345994
I guess this is somewhat new, yet at the same time it still feels tired.
What's up champ, you doing okay?
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>>150345923
ok but where do the torture instruments scale? does our cockroach lore mean we get radiation resistance?
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>>150345878
Nagito loves hope, he would willingly sacrifice himself to allow HOPEtos, the literal GOD of hope, to persevere, and probably feel as sexually attracted to Kratos as he does to Makoto
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>>150345976
He should fight Contessa, canonical mary sue who does everything perfectly vs canonical mary sue who does everything perfectly, both having become emotionless pragmatists due to their abilities
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>>150345903
Sure why not
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>>150346037
This is actually perfect what the fuck
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>>150346004
I wish we had a DBG meetup so I could start swinging at the first motherfucker who even references Death Battle.
Can you imagine?
>everyone laughing, using "Gapes your verse" "Dimensional scaling" and all that sort
>suddenly a 5'5 rat blurts out "yeah I love [Death Battle] Asurabro by the--
>we do gif related
>gets interrupted by the sudden noises of someone climbing over the table hurriedly
>as soon as it turns it's unshaven round face, the rat is tackled to the ground
>BOOM BOOM BOOM BRAKOOM
>another DBgay is huddled in the floor covering its face muttering to itself "KEKtos lost" over and over waiting for the onslaught to end
KINGtos, literally my fantasy.
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>>150346040
I'm just thinking the more condensed material would allow for a better analysis (and presumably more characters to have viable match ups).
But at the same time, powerscaler autism has so heavily afflicted the DB fanbase that I'm not sure what exactly is a good or bad match now.
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>I vow to be a BETTER MAN
>to LISTEN when a black woman speaks
>to KNOW that who a woman has sex with is her choice
>to BELIEVE that Black Lives Matter
>to ALLY the LBGT+ community
>to BEFRIEND immigrants
>to PROTECT trans kids
>to REJECT past feats
>to TRUST in the power of statements
>and to TEACH others to be BETTER MEN
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>>150344203
Garnet stomps on most fronts plus has pseudo precognition. Yang gets bodied. She can't even take advantage of the gem weakness since they're in her hands protected by her fists
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>>150346084
I can confirm this is what would happen
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>>150346084
Well my three-o-clock timeslot is filled, but I could pen you for an eight on Monday.
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>>150346020
>that scene from the dr3 anime where the class was hit by an aphrodisiac that exposed all their deepest sexual desires and all nagito did was stand in a corner and moan to himself about hope
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>>150345903
>>150346099
Hulk vs Godzilla would have been more fun if it was just MCU Hulk vs Monsterverse Godzilla
Hulk would still win but the scale would feel more at home for both characters
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>>150346115
Would he still win? I'm not really sure.
But you are right in regards to not having to have nearly as much esoteric stuff.
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Huh. I wonder where he's been.
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>>150346078
They have extremely similar specific character concepts, it works scarily well. I suspect Path to Victory would outclass Izuru's talents overall but Izuru being physically stronger and having ultimate luck on his side would give him the win as the deciding factor.
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>>150346008
KINGtos taught Yang that move.
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>>150346115
I would take anything to never see MCU Hulk again
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>>150346115
>Hulk would still win
I don't think so. AFAIK, his best stats come from scaling to MCU Thor, who was capable of tanking an entire star. MV Godzilla should be far, far above that.
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>>150346008
This was the 9/11 for some fags here
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>>150346207
>MV Godzilla should be far, far above that.
Nothing Goji did in Monsterverse is close to that, and you can potentially scale Hulk to Thanos
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>>150346084
This is nothing compared to what the Gojobro and the Makimutt did when they faced each other in the venue during The release of Bardock vs Omniman.
And let's not talk about what happened in the venue during the release of Tom Vs Coyote...
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>>150346272
>This was the 9/11 for some fags here
You mean a good thing?
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>>150346285
TV show and novelization stuff (which are all canon, AFAIK) show that Godzilla should be at least as strong as a full-blown black hole. I recall author statements also saying that his breath is more powerful than a gamma ray burst, and he was able to tank that.
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>>150346272
What would Krasura be, Pearl Harbor?
>>150346299
I saw Simonbros and Kylebros touch dicks
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>>150346299
>>150346349
I remember when that guy with a Green lantern shirt got knocked out by some zoomer wearing a Ben 10 cap
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>>150345796
It'd be funny if Maka dyed her hair black and pretended to be Ruby as a joke to Soul to see how long Ruby's friends would take to notice

Like, she'd keep dropping hints that she killed and replaced Ruby to Yang but always walk it back juuuuuuust enough. Then Weiss would find out and confront her, but Blake would defend Ruby!Maka, not because Blake actually believed Maka was Ruby, but because Maka was a better fighter and validated Bumblebee(although only facetiously to mess with Yang more)
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>>150346349
the resurrection of christ
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>>150346084
I know for a fact that most of you would beat my ass because Gringos are fucking huge for absolutely no reason, I would look like a kid besides the average amerimutt
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>>150346408
it's because we follow the word of KINGtos, gokubro
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>>150346396
Yang would legit not even realize her own sister was killed and impersonated, she would be too busy gushing over her cat GF to even notice the difference in body type
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>>150346396
Most sane Makafag
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We appreciate only respectful deaths here.
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>>150346488
Dmitri will SAVE Ruby's soul
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>>150346535
>BLACKED Emblem
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As a true RWBY fan I want Ruby to lose
Why you ask? Because CRWBY (the people who make the show) are famous for being reactionary and overcorrecting.
If Ruby wins the episode they will just celebrate and go on like normal.
But if Ruby loses they will notice how the fandom didn't like that and will write her super busted in volume 10, likely finally giving Maiden powers to some of the girls (Ruby becoming the summer maiden Weiss the winter maiden, etc).
Basically losing this fight might give Ruby the means to win the war in the long run
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>>150346408
>tall and obese
Yeah. Every skinny person would feel small.
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>>150346488
>I'm no monster, but tonight, I'll make an exception!
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>>150346576
Got any examples? They've known about this matchup for like a decade now.
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>>150346643
Probably referring to shipping stuff if I had to guess
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>>150346643
The two easiest examples to understand are that one short of Ruby and Yang hanging out as sisters in Vacuo because a lot of people pointed out how Yang has been nothing but a Cunt to her own sister since Volume 7 (or 8 don't remember) because all she does nowadays is stick with Blake.
And how all fights since Volume 5 (I think) are now extremely fast paced because they ruined the season finale of that volume by making the fights slow as shit.
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>>150346576
RWBY has already lost on the show
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>>150346715
Well, if they do buff Ruby after this she'll probably become a bit of a meme depending on how strong she gets. Imagine if she somehow scales to the destruction of the moon or something.
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>>150346272
Eastern character who tanked a Supernova was downplay wall level so some western fraud can take the win again.
This kind of shit happens so often on DB it's basically tradition.
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>>150346576
Another hulk?
>inb4. They make rwby the vassals of the gods, and now they have quantum destruction and the eyes become.almoat universal
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>>150346905
I'm only half serious about this of course but if they actually buff Ruby because she lost a DB they will 100% do something stupid because they often overcorrect.
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>>150346953
Supernova is not a supernova.
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Illumination Mario is about to get some feats I think, if they adapt the Galaxy game okay
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Nia supports Maka btw
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>>150346953
I mean I can only think of 2 examples Tifa like you mentioned and Asura. Does /DBG/ believe the western bias theory?
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>>150347159
I think the issue with all the bias theories is Vader vs Obito, there's no world where that verdict makes sense outside of "they genuinely think Obito wins". The only counter I saw is them playing to Star Wars hate which obviously doesn't make sense.
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>>150346576
>>150346972
"I'm dying, making me the victor!"
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>>150347374
You know the rules
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>>150347374
It's called a moral victory
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>>150347159
Death battle is just inconsistent, the east has won plenty of times but their characterfags are usually worse at taking losses so you hear them bitch more.
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>>150347157
And I support both of them getting impregnated by black studs!
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>>150347374
Under purgatory rules... Ruby Rose never loses
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>>150347463
Simon...
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>150347541
Something less exaggerated could work as the basis for a romance novel
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....Why can't you all be better men?
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>>150347541
Do people actually try to read shit like this while jacking off?
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>>150346953
>This kind of shit happens so often on DB it's basically tradition.
They had a discriminated and persecuted female minority/pariah like Bayonetta losing against generic white murrican male, descendant of colonizers, because Texans are republicans, racists, sexists, descendants of enslavers, and hate "immigrants". Although the irony is that Texans like the Death Battle crew are the actual immigrants, because Native Americans with dark features have been living on the American continent for thousands of years.

And you know this is true, because the moment DMC series tried to depict the US government as evil and worse than demons, the brainwashed Murrican chuds who self-insert as Dante, support war crimes, and are racists hated it. Same reason many hated the new Superman being nice to everyone, no matter the race, and avoiding war crimes.
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>>150347738
I'm dating a woman who has fucked 117 guys before me. I treat her like a queen.
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>>150347541
Facts. Whatever she did in the past is none of our business. We must be better men and STOP this slutshaming. It's what KINGtos would want you to do.
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>>150347778
Simonbro btw.
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>>150347778
Hey, I know her. Take care of her for me and my kid as well.
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>>150346396
This fucking thread man
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>>150346396
never change /dbg/
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You're welcome for the kino btw. GokuDETECTIVE, out.
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>>150347748
Only if it’s about futadom
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>>150347748
I read captions sometimes. I am more into BLEACHED myself. Some of them are really hot. Not that one. That one is weird. I don't know who it's made for.
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>>150346396
"You're not Ruby! Ruby would never just say people are "born that way!"
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Teacher, Scholar, KING
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but enough about your mother
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>>150348110
...'s BVLL.
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>>150347418
Sometimes it isn't even about the character that lost and instead the character that won.
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The threads seem deader than usual, is it because of the delay or did the extra /dbs/ spam drive the usual posters away?
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>>150348226
Mostly the former, bit of the latter, I don't think it's a bad thing. There's not much left to say about the episode and it's shaping up to be pretty solid and high-effort which means there isn't much to shitpost about either
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>>150347764
This is one of the most baffling posts I've seen in these threads and I'm surprised other anons ignored it. The Bayobro
>hates texans
>hates republicans
>supports native american rights
>loves the dmc netflix series
>loves the superman movie
???
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>>150348360
There's nothing to hate, he's speaking pure facts
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>>150348226
Mostly the latter, but partially there just isn't much to talk about. A lot of the /co/ntenders have been covered to death.
There are new characters in anime and such, but cartoons and comics are a bit tired subjects.
So what's left? Shitposting?
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>>150348226
Maybe much of the activity came from a handful of users who go themselves banned for spamming /dbs/ garbage
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>>150346319
Obviously not true or else Mechagodzilla wouldn’t have been pounding his ass.
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>>150348538
Frankly the fact that these threads go quiet when not much is going on and only kick in when there's something to actually discuss is a blessing, it prevents it from going full /dbs/ and trying to force shitposting where there is none, that inevitably leads to the threads devouring themselves.
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>>150348659
The goji with the dimension tide feat isn't the one that fought mechagodzilla.
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>>150346396
MaCUTIE would never validate Bumblebee.
She hates homos as much as Ruby does.
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>>150347779
CHARA RUN HAL IS COMING
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>>150348360
>Implying isn't okay to complain about enslavers, colonizers, gun addicts, and nations that invade others and commit war crimes
???

Add exploitative billionaires and CEOs to the list.
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>>150348998
Same one that got knocked out by Kong.
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>>150348226
Maka vs Ruby is just not that interesting of a fight.
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>>150349190
>Maka vs Ruby is just not that interesting of a fight.
Unless they rig the fight, it's so obvious Maka shall win this stomp fight.
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>>150348659
The director for GvK said that Godzilla would have annihilated MechGoji if he wasn't tired from swimming everywhere and burrowing into the earth. MechaGoji is also stupidly strong since he's powered by Hollow Earth stuff.
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>>150348226
The matchup seems to be uninteresting. Shitposting is low.
Power Scalling itself has lost its punch among communities and some now tend to groan rather than engage.
Not to mention people are quite tired as a whole.
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>>150349422
This is the coolest thing I have ever seen
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(You) going Super Sayain vs (You) using 8 Gates vs (You) with 100% Haki Mastery vs (You) with every Resident Evil gun
Which (you) wins
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Reminder, that SuperGOD could annihilate the entire viltrumite empire with little effort.
Why?
Because I said so.
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>>150349444
wouldn't Super Saiyan (YOU) always win?
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>>150349422
>eyes
CALMsura the TRANQUIL
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>>150349446
you're not the Superman creator THO
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>>150349432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hQp9JLb1hA
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>>150349494
I can write a fanfiction of SuperGOD, which means I am a writer, which means I can use WoG to trump FATman's WoG.
Boom.
Done.
Dusted.
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>>150349515
fanfiction isn't WoG unfortunately for you, keep trying super cucky boi
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>>150349476
Not necessarily. If (you) were an out of shape fatass who can't even go 2 miles per hour you could be unable to dodge the faster RE guns.
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>>150349541
But it is.
Since FATMan isn't the creator of SuperGOD either, than him putting SuperGOD in his art or in other material is fanfiction.
So it either works for me too, or it works for neither.
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>>150349567
Kirkman is the creator of Invincible, that's his OC.
If he says his OC is stronger than Superman is, than he is.
Sorry this makes you cry, super cucky boi
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>>150349515
Not until 2034 or so when Superman enters the public domain. Then you can totally pwn Kirkman, he'll be devastated
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>>150349599
>i-if he says he's stronger tha-than he is!
>just ignore the fact that it took 3 viltrumites to destroy one planet, and that it only worked because an alien superweapon had hit it's core
>or the fact that viltrumites cant survive the heat of the sun
kek
Yamamoto kills viltrum cucks too, since his bankai is as hotter than the sun.
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>>150349567
Kirkman can say Invincible is stronger than Superman cause that's his creation and he decides the facts about that character.
You created neither of them, and decide for neither.
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>>150349631
Superman can't tank 1 nuke. Viltrumites create nukes by moving.
Cry about it more lol
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>>150349638
No, but I can look at any of the feats and realize that Kirkman is a delusional retard lmao
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>>150349653
Noone is delusional about their own creation. It's literally their own imagination.

The fact supermanfags are such butthurt babies about such a simple everyday fact is astounding.
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>>150349691
>mad about people powerlevelfagging
>in a death battle thread
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>>150349638
it's not a matter of deciding. it's a matter of validating Kirkman's gospel. you're not half as smart as you think
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>>150348226
I'm working so I can't bless these threads with my wisdom
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>>150349725
"validating kirkman's gospel" about his own damn book. It didn't appear into the world like the bible did, he is the writer.
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>>150349743
i only write here when i'm depressed and don't wanna work
maybe i should post here less often
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>>150349744
use feats
not a single feat any viltrumite pulls off comes anywhere close to SuperGOD's high end feats
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>>150349744
I am a scribe of the holy church of battleboarding and the Book of Kirkman is considered apocryphal due to his fixation with narrative. however, the Book of Ottley is considered canon
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>>150349444
>(You) going Super Sayain
I would keep low and never unlock my full potential out of fear of losing my powers one random day
>(You) using 8 Gates
My body would instantly explode
>(You) with 100% Haki Mastery
I wouldn't be able to unlock Conqueror's Haki but otherwise this feels like the best option
>(You) with every Resident Evil gun
I would likely blow my brains off with a shotgun
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>>150349765
we don't need those. we have irrefutable proof that Invincible and Omni-Man "demolish" Superman thanks to the Book of Ottley
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Chel (El Dorado) vs my 7 inch BWC
Who wins?
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>>150349769
What other scrolls and books are canon?
Is Kratos truly as powerful as other scholars claim?
Or was Asura denied his proper win?
>>150349818
Chel.
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>>150349818
Chel wins
>"B-but I would fuck her brains out!"
Chel wins
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>>150349829
...a mestizo baby.
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>>150349444
(You) would lose
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>>150349855
Women can cum far more times in a row than a man can.
She would ride you until you are shooting blanks, and then she will BREAK your cock like Bane broke the Bat.
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>>150349826
the Gospels are the Books of Jim Shooter, Bruno Velasquez, Ryan Ottley, Alan Moore and Jack Kirby. but the compilation is not yet finished. if you cite the Book of Kirkman, you will be listened to. if you cite the Book of Stan Lee, you will be listened to. if you cite the Book of Cory Balrog, you will be listened to. if you cite the Book of Grant Morrison, you will be flogged
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>>150349889
>Native Americans canonically got bred out of existence
Spaniards won.
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>>150349895
What about the Book of Jurgens?
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>>150349919
Jurgens, Hickman, Byrne and Ewing are pending review. we shall have to wait for the council to make a decision
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>>150349691
Powerman is going to turn us all into better men.
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>>150343675
Trvke
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I did not have sexual relations with Simon.
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>>150343675
>Not being a better man
Prepare to get SOLO'd chuddie
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>>150350037
>Lionel Suggs
Fuck this gay religion, making my one, where jesus bench pressed a mountain as early as romans.
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>>150349631
>Yamamoto kills viltrum cucks
no lies detected
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Can anyone beat him?
https://www.reddit.com/r/OriginalCharacterDB/s/Z0yMzGuJV9
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Ah, darn it. I accidentally blew up all of Goku's cosmology when I tripped and dropped a rubber ball from my cosmology!
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>>150350199
KINGTOS would sit him down and teach him to be a better man.
>>150350216
Superman...
Thor...
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If they acknowledge that she beats Rogue and if they ever do a rematch where she beats Rogue does that erase her first loss? Or will her record still have that 1 loss even if it was acknowledged as fraudulent?
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>>150350199
Has unlimited durability nothing can hurt him doesn’t matter if it’s a regular human punch or a punch that could destroy all of reality it cannot hurt him, he is immune to reality warping shenanigans, and matter manipulation is durability exceeds that much and because he is made by a cosmic being who has a distinct aura that only he can manipulate

Feats 1.survived and no celled all out punches from worldwonder who casually blew up his own moon with a single punch which is the same size as our moon, even caused him to break both of his arms while punching him 2.bypassed Mr. manipulates matter manipulation when he attempted to turn him into stone it had no effect 3. A wizard tried to pull a Doctor Strange on him by dropping him through a portal to the decapitate him It was unable to do so. 4. Survived a bomb that was placed on a planet that he was told where the main characters of my verse were, but instead the entire planet was a bomb that detonated destroying not only the planet, but the surrounding galaxy, no effect

He does not get tired if he wanted, he can keep fighting forever

Sorry, he doesn’t have any feats for that
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>>150350237
Rematches erase the earlier match, yes. Like how Mario soundly whups Sonic.
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>>150350240
His suit is enchanted by his creator to keep his soul tied inside of his body, so no one is ripping out his soul possessing him or mind controlling him It doesn’t work.

Feats,1. A scientist kind of like Rick Sanchez tried to use a soul removal device on him to try and take him out. It broke the machine trying to do so

Strength is almost as limitless as stability. Is he can destroy planets, casually one punch and he’s so strong he can punch a hole through the fabric of reality and create a pocket dimension, which well talk about in a second

Feats 1. Jumped into space from the ground of a planet twice the size of earth came back down like a common and destroyed it just by sticking out his fist 2. Punched world wonder so hard that infinite versions of him across infinite universes felt that punch putting him out of commission instantly 3. Punched a planet so hard that the resulting shockwave from it resulted in the destruction of an entire galaxy.

He can react to characters that can run hundreds of millions of times faster than the speed of light, he himself cannot move that fast, but that is his fighting and reaction speed

Feat

Reacted casually to bullettrain, who once outran a LazarBeam and saved everybody in a city and bring them to a different one that was 400 miles away within the span of a real world equivalent of .005 seconds

And his newest power, the wall canal punch so hard that he punches through the fabric of reality and creates mini pocket dimensions, which he uses to travel throughout the universe/Multiverse when he creates this mini pocket dimension it kind of works how the nether works in Minecraft. The pocket dimension is a scale down, massively version of the universe and a couple of miles in that dimension is millions of light years, which basically allows him to teleport
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>"Bring me Frieren!"
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R8 my OC and put him in a tier and say who he beats
His name is Grav
He has a gun that shoots black holes
He is immune to those black holes
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>>150350216
Self-insertbro...
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>>150350268
Slightly above Killy tier
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>>150350268
How big are the black holes?
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>>150350199
According to SpaceBattle logic this thing beats 99% of the characters VSBW would put above multiversal
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>>150350332
>Spacebattles
Why are they so autistic?
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>>150350237
Whenever they do a rematch they change the original's description to "this episode is currently outdated, watch the new one" so I'd say it's the former but to the community at large a fraudulent outdated win is still a win and it still counts.
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>>150350199
>>150350240
>>150350253
Reiatsu Crush. gg
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>>150350352
They claim to be le heckin' scholars and they love to wank off xeelee
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>FRAUDtos posters after their author doesn't know what platonic concepts are
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>KINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOSKINGTOS
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Post proof that platonic forms can destroy gorillion universes
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We need to take a stand against /dbs/ schizos before they completely subsume our thread culture and get us genocided like their "halls". A little bit of that humor is fine but don't come in here and start behaving like you're back on /a/. You are GUESTS.
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>>150350471
The fact that these threads get quiet when there's nothing to discuss and that Death Battle is constantly making new episodes to talk about is already a defense against that. Just wait for closer to Ruby vs Maka's release
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A SonicCHAD is speaking. Listen and learn.
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I always find it curious how powerscalers cling to Twitter statements when they fit their wank, but then immediately disregard author statements as soon as it debunks their wank. I call it The Kratos Paradox.
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>Mathrus, now back to his normal state, looks at Composite fiction in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading all of fiction’s minds and analyzing his movements, something composite fiction had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight Mathrus discovered his biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.

>With a smirk, Mathrus steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising all of fiction. "You’re the better fighter.” Composite fiction is flattered, his pride swelling at Mathrus’s praise.

>Mathrus drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" He asks innocently.

>Composite fiction chuckles, "Of course, sir.” He takes a pen and signs his name for Mathrus.

>Mathrus takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Composted fiction.”

>Composite corrects him with a laugh, "It’s composite fiction."

>Suddenly, every single computer on every single power scaling website was hit with a malware so strong it shut down several nuclear reactor’s and an entire country’s electricity, completely freezing composite fiction. Before he can react properly, Mathrus immediately uploads himself into the devices of every single person who has ever created any piece of fiction at boundless+ speed and starts installing malware, the force of the hax lifting composite fiction off the ground. He then installs MUGEN and instantly forces a game over ending in victory for Mathrus while composite fiction struggles to move.

>Within moments, all that remains is a stain of digital code and paper.

>Mathrus stands tall, wiping his clothes off as he looks down at the remnants of composite fiction. "You were as good as Dark Donald when he was fighting Chuck Norris.“ Mathrus, a touch of respect in his voice.
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>>150349691
Yeah they are, Kirkland has no authority on marvel or dc characters, he can only say what his character is capable of not decide for other writers/companies what their characters are capable of.
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>>150350471
Y-Yes CHADow lord, we will behave...
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Remember our standard, our BANNER.
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>>150350532
my oc i came up with just now is faster than a speeding bullet
stronger than a locomotive
and more powerful than superman
and so is his
seethe
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>>150350514
I mean you can say the same thing in the opposite, wank statements dont matter but downplay ones do. You've noticed some kinds of evidence have to be assessed on a case-by-case basis, no shit.
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>>150350518
I got curious on what the actual source of this copypasta was since it's been posted so much and reverse searched
https://www.deviantart.com/swiftgaiathebrony/art/Death-Battle-Goku-Vs-Shazam-1119965915
>Goku, now back to his normal state, looks at Shazam in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Shazam's mind and analyzing his movements, something Shazam had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Goku discovered Shazam's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.

>With a smirk, Goku steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Shazam. "You're the better fighter." Shazam is flattered, his pride swelling at Goku's praise.

>Goku drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.

>Shazam chuckles, "Of course, kid." He takes a pen and signs his name for Goku.

>Goku takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Sha-bam."

>Shazam corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Shazam."

>Suddenly, Shazam instantly reverts back into his powerless child form of little Billy. Before he can react properly, Goku punches his arm clean through Billy’s torso, the force of the blow lifting him off the ground. He opens his hand, firing a ki blast that tears through Shazam’s body, obliterating him completely.

>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes.

>Goku stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Shazam. "You did just as good as Jiren in the Tournament of Power," Goku says, a touch of respect in his voice.
This is fucking hillarious
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>>150350514
>Multiverse?
>no
>m-multiverse for realsies this time?
>no
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>>150350586
Counterpoint, there are far more cases when the author really believes the downplays than the wank.
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>>150350268
He'd lose to her.
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>>150350532
>he can only say what his character is capable of
he's capable of beating superman.
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>>150350514
Power scalers have pretty much always tried to slap the highest possible number on a character but it's gotten a bit out of hand.
>>150350566
I forgot to edit the crown in that pic, here's the fixed version.
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>>150350607
Has Goku ever even used mind reading on a combatant mid-combat?
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>>150350532
>Kirkland
they have some of the very best products in Costco
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>>150350672
nope
if He had, Buu wouldn't have absorbed Gohan
or He would have realized how stupid his plan of using Gohan against Cell was
or...
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Ruby vs Maka was TEACHING /dbg/ the virtue of patience...
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>>150349422
>Damn when is Kingtos leaving, I don't want to get obliterated again.
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>>150349818
Nah no dick beating native south american bitch those girls are succubii without soul stealing
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>>150350768
That was Kratos vs Asura unironically
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In the meantime while these threads are in a downtime period, someone should compile all the copypastas regularly posted here, I'd like to see them all
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>>150349855
As I said, Chel wins
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>>150350075
Soul is so lucky...
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>>150350607
How many more deranged fan Death Battle finishers are there? Are we sleeping on a gold mine?
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>>150350264
... So she can solo my entire verse!
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>>150350268
Touhou fodder
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>>150350216
Hitchhiker's Guide...
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>>150350566
>>150350657
I might do one of these for the current Makaby arc after the episode drops.
Outside of our MCs (Kratos, Simon, Asura, and Kyle) and Maka + Ruby who else should show up?
Make it related to stuff that happened during this waiting period
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>>150350607
TRICKSTERku...
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>>150350264
>Jobber Jobber Kuck-verse
Careful, Deku is still looking for street-level victims.
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>>150350937
Off the top of my head if you can just cram anyone in there
Mathrus, Chara
George Bush
Jin Woo & Cid
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>>150350872
There was a guy on the Death Battle fanon wiki called Maxevil who was notorious for including sexual shit in all of his fights. Unfortunately they've all been deleted but you can still find people referencing them. Highlights include
>erza scarlet throwing her panties at knuckles mid-fight
>blastoise killing katara by biting her crotch
>agumon slashing lucy heartfilia's tits so breast milk would fly out
>pyrrha beating black widow and celebrating by sucking off jaune
We absolutely are sleeping on a goldmine
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>>150350874
Aren't Frieren mages weak to anyone who can throw hands?
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>>150350872
>>150351033
There's also Jiren vs Jason Voorhees, which has been deleted but somebody archived the text
>FIGHT! Jiren Stands their as Jason walks to him. When Jason was gonna slash Jiren, Jiren Grabs His Machete And Throws it Away.

>Jiren Punches Jason sending him crashing into a rock.

>Jason Suddenly disappeared when jiren checked.

>Jason Was Behind Jiren and Punched Him sending Jiren crashing into a tree.

>Jiren felt nothing of it.

>Jiren shoots Jason with the justice flash sending jason to space.

>Jason is seen unconscious in space, Jiren flys up into space.

>Jiren sees Jason and punches him into a spaceship.

>Jason Crashed Into The ship.

>Jiren overshadows a fallen Jason

>Jiren:Easy. But now...It’s Over.

>Jiren blasts jason’s face open by A Justice Flash.

>Jiren:You Are Weak, You didn’t even try.

>When Jiren walked away, Nanobots were covering Jason’s Body.

>Jiren heard Jason get up

>Jiren:What?, And....You look...Different?

>Uber Jason approached.

>Jiren Punched him, but did nothing.

>Jiren:I-Impossible?

>Uber Jason Punched Jiren in the stomach sending him crashing back to Earth, Uber Jason jumps to earth and battled Jiren when falling to earth

>Jiren Attempted To Punch jason But did nothing.

>Jason Punched Jiren So Hard, He Crashed into a mountain.

>Hiker’s saw and ran away in fear and screamed.

>Jason Was Flying Down. When Jiren entered Maximum Power.

>When Jason landed to punch Jiren, Jiren Grabbed Uber Jason’s Hand

>Jiren:Its Over

>Jiren Punched Uber Jason Back To The Moon So Hard That Jason’s Head Was Decapitated.

>Jiren teleports back to crystal lake to meet Toppo.

>Toppo:Jiren!, You Made It!

>Jiren: yeah

>KO
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>>150351057
One of the most uncontested fighters in the setting is just the warrior human who was taught by the dwarven hero, so pretty much. He oneshots a dragon with just physicals.
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>>150351081
Yujirobros, our match with Jason... GONE...
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>>150343640
>The STRONGEST Psychic in the Omniverse
Nate Grey would effortlessly rape your favorite character.
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>>150350607
>murders a child
>"eyyy, you were pretty good"
LMAOOOOOOOO
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Who wins your favorite matchup?
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>>150351081
Shit ending, Uber Jason would regenerate from being decapitated. WEAKren couldn't even kill GODson
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>>150351161
Liu Kang beats Jago nowadays.
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Spacebattles treats Suggsverse as a jobber verse btw
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>>150351181
based
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When is deathbattle gonna do scp cognito hazard v yujiro?
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>>150350607
MY HERO is so FVARKING smart!
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Ajax the Greater SOLOS your favorite army
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>>150346535
It's just Oshi no Ko
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>>150351081
I unironically love these types of Death Battle. The ones with no connections or anything between fighters and are just random characters fighting.
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>>150351081
>Jiren teleports back to crystal lake to meet Toppo.
>Toppo:Jiren!, You Made It!
>Jiren: yeah
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>150350937
Toph because she beat Ruby in the Ms./co/ tournament and part of this generals brainrot leaked into the tournament.
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>>150351247
Heh
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>FIGHT! Kratos Stands their as Asura walks to him. When Asura was gonna punch Kratos, Kratos Grabs His Fist And Throws it Away.

>Kratos Punches Asura sending him crashing into a rock.

>Asura Suddenly disappeared when kratos checked.

>Asura Was Behind Kratos and Punched Him sending Kratos crashing into a tree.

>Kratos felt nothing of it.

>Kratos shoots Asura with the leviathan axe sending asura to space.

>Asura is seen unconscious in space, Kratos flys up into space.

>Kratos sees Asura and punches him into a spaceship.

>Asura Crashed Into The ship.

>Kratos overshadows a fallen Asura

>Kratos:Easy. But now...It’s Over.

>Kratos blasts asura's face open by A Blade of Chaos.

>Kratos:We Must Be Better, You didn’t even try.

>When Kratos walked away, Mantra were covering Asura’s Body.

>Kratos heard Asura get up

>Kratos:What?, And....You look...Different?

>Destructor Asura approached.

>Kratos Punched him, but did nothing.

>Kratos:I-Impossible?

>Destructor Asura Punched Kratos in the stomach sending him crashing back to Earth, Destructor Asura jumps to earth and battled Kratos when falling to earth

>Kratos Attempted To Punch asura But did nothing.

>Asura Punched Kratos So Hard, He Crashed into a mountain.

>Hiker’s saw and ran away in fear and screamed.

>Asura Was Flying Down. When Kratos entered Spartan Rage.

>When Asura landed to punch Kratos, Kratos Grabbed Destructor Asura’s Hand

>Kratos:You Are Monster No Longer

>Kratos Punched Destructor Asura Back To The Moon So Hard That Asura’s Head Was Decapitated.

>Kratos teleports back to crystal lake to meet Atreus.

>Atreus:Father!, You Made It!

>Kratos: boy

>KO
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>>150350937
Knull, Madoka and Barbatos should be hidden in the background of every one of these images. I love that running gag and I don't know why.
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>>150351324
actually made me burst out laughing holy kek
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>>150351324
>>Kratos: boy
>>KO
Holy kek
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>>150351324
Canon
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>>150351324
kbc
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>>150351324
Lol
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https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Superman_vs_Godzilla
>Superman tries to retreat to the sun to get its energy, but then he notices something; even though he is flying about, he is stuck because it is revealed that Godzilla is using his magnetic powers to attract Superman to the beast.

>Superman: I know I was always called 'The Man of Steel", but this is ridiculous!

>As he said the last word, he ran out of energy and was attracted to Godzilla's grip, and then Godzilla puts Superman in his mouth and chews on him with drips of Superman's blood coming out of Godzilla's Mouth. After Godzilla swallows Superman, he lets out a roar of victory, and resumes his destruction on the city.

>K.O.!
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>>150351366
Aqua is better.
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>>150351424
Canon.
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https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Lucas_vs_Blaze
This one genuinely killed me
>Blaze: This is taking longer than I had expected... Game over, blondie...

>Blaze took out the Sol Emeralds. The Sol Emerald power surged through her, and she began to hover into the air. She became Burning Blaze! Burning Blaze jumped into a fireball and she rushed towards Lucas. Lucas was hit, and he was hit back into a tree. Lucas got back up.

>Lucas: PSI Freeze!

>The Ice Ball headed towards Burning Blaze. It hit Blaze, but was ineffective. Burning Blaze kicked Lucas, then turned back into Blaze.

>Lucas: PSI Love!

>Blaze was hit, then she fell to her knees. She started crying.

>Silver: B-... Blaze?!

>Blaze looked up fiercely at Lucas. Fire was in her eyes. Blaze engulfed her fists in flames, running at Lucas. Blaze punched, but Lucas used PSI Counter. Blaze was hit, and she hit the ground.

>Blaze: It's over...

>Lucas: PSI Thunder!

>Am electric ball hit Blaze, killing her.

>Blaze: G-Good luck, Silver.

>Blaze died.

>KO!
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https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Reimu_Hakurei#Spoiler
>six losses
>only one win
KWAB!
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>>150351512
https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Miles_Morales_VS_Sakura_Kasugano
>Sakura: Shouoken! Shouoken! SHOUOKEN!

>Miles would be slammed upwards by the triple Shouoken. This is what Miles wanted however, as whilst he was in Midair, he would activate his Venom Blast. Sakura would get hit by this blast, and was launched backwards. Sakura was badly injured, but wasn’t willing to give up the fight just yet. As the chi faded from her hands, Sakura knew what she had to do… running up to Miles she would launch a giant Hadoken at him, point blank…

>Sakura: Let’s do this Spidey! Full Power is a go! 桜の雨!

>Sakura would then use the Shunpukyaku followed by a very powerful Shouoken. This would cause Miles to explode into bloody little chunks, and as Sakura landed she would say…

>Sakura: I’m sorry Spidey…

>K.O!
FUARK
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>>150351549
didn't mean to reply whoops
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>>150351512
>even literal fanfiction writers don't buy Touhou wank
Funny.
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>Deku:I'm sick of this! This ends here!

>Mark:I'm sick of you calling me and my dad evil!

>Deku goes 100%,breaking the gaunlet. Mark flies full speed.

>Both ready to punch each other, and then they connect,resulting in an explosion.

>Mark flies back. He gets back up,bleeding and his suit torn. Then he realizes most of the blood is not his.

>He prepares to fly to find his father,but then hears weak gurgling.

>He sees what remains of Deku,which is only his upper half,and his right arm is gone.He only has one eye.

>Seeing this Invincible walks over and presses his hand on his face.

>"I'm sorry about this."

>With that,he pushes his palm through Deku's face,while Deku gurgles in fear.

>His hand all the way through Deku's head,and Mark pulls his hand out and goes to find his father.

>KO!
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>>150351590
PSYCHOark the UNHINGED.
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>>150351324
KEK
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>>150351488
Why is silver here and not doing anything to help
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Toph gives the best
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>>150351512
https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Melony_vs_Reimu_Hakurei
This one is fucking insane, I don't know which ending is funnier
>The sky above the battlefield cracked with spiritual pressure as Melony, wounded but defiant, raised her glowing sword one final time. Her breath was ragged, body scorched, the Fierce Deity Mask barely holding together.

>Reimu hovered above, calm yet resolute. “You don’t belong here,” she whispered. In an instant, she activated her ultimate spell card—Fantasy Heaven. The world shifted.

>A celestial field of endless light encased them. Time slowed to a crawl. Stars spun in silence as glowing orbs of divine magic surrounded Melony from every direction.

>Melony growled and lunged forward, sword trailing godly fire. “Not... done... yet!!”

>But the orbs hit.

>One.

>Two.

>Dozens.

>Each orb struck like a divine judgment, peeling away her power, stripping her down to mortal limits. Her screams echoed in the void—raw, pained, defiant. She staggered, fell to her knees, her body fracturing with each blow.

>Finally, Reimu extended her hand, her talismans floating in formation. The final burst of Fantasy Heaven struck the Fierce Deity Mask directly.

>CRACK.

>The mask shattered, pieces dissolving into divine dust. Melony’s body convulsed violently, her scream splitting through the silence—

>“AAGHHH—!!”

>Then… silence.

>Her body slowly disintegrated into light, her expression frozen in stunned exhaustion. A single tear fell before she vanished completely, her soul absorbed into the sacred realm of Fantasy Heaven.

>Reimu lowered herself to the ruined courtyard. The wind returned.

>She sighed.

>“Sleep well, lost one.”

>KO!!
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>>150351424
>Superman tries to retreat to the sun to get its energy, but then he notices something; even though he is flying about, he is stuck because it is revealed that Godzilla is using his magnetic powers to attract Superman to the beast.
>Superman: I know I was always called 'The Man of Steel", but this is ridiculous!
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>>150351677
this legitimately reads like that one KINGtos "you are a child" copypasta
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>>150351676
The best what
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>>150351512
Her only win is a same series fight btw.
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>>150351677
The other ending, for reference (and the actual winner, the Reimu ending is an alternative outcome)
>Reimu dashed in, talismans primed.

>But at that moment—a flash of blinding rage erupted in Melony’s eyes.

>A scream tore from her throat. A memory—her mother abandoning her, her dreams shattering. That emotion exploded outward, reigniting her divine power. Her eyes turned white again.

>With a primal roar, Melony burst through the orb, her body scorched but her sword glowing with raw godly energy.

>She teleported forward, slamming Reimu through her own barrier with god-tier speed. Reimu staggered, coughed blood, and tried to activate Fantasy Seal again—but Melony was already there.

>Final Slash.

>The blade of the Fierce Deity sliced through the floating shrine, through space itself. Reimu’s orbs shattered. Her body was sealed mid-air, glowing light surrounding her... and then—

>Silence.

>The sealing talismans fell from the sky like cherry blossom petals, and Reimu disintegrated into particles of divine dust, gently carried away by the wind she once controlled.

>Melony landed hard, body covered in burns, eyes returning to red. She groaned and sat down, sword stuck in the dirt beside her.

>“Ugh… I need a nap.”

>KO!!
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>>150351677
Who the fuck is Melony
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Mamma Mia!
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>>150351717
WHY is the water yellow?
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>>150351764
A SMG4 character
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>>150351771
Who will give Mr Gay his next win?
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>>150351778
damn, didn't even know they released super mario galaxy 3
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>>150350630
It's like the Kratos wankers never played Age of Mythology
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>>150351793
Who is Mr Gay
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>>150347418
Its not the fact that the eastern characters lost. Is that when the western Fruads win it's with the help of fraudulence logic.
Ryu v scorpion.( treated as unkilleable when his resurrection takes hours)
Goku black v R flash (treated as unkilleable when his resurrection takes hours and he can only successfully resurrected once)
Krasura..
Gaara v Toph
Yang v Tifa is nothing new.
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>>150351840
Bejita of course
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>>150351665
It's Silver
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>>150351840
Sonic
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>>150351204
https://youtu.be/v4pET38lzAU?t=61

Yujiro is a BITCH.
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Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
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>>150351840
The Hero in the post below this one
v v v v v
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KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOS
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>>150351840
ancient /v/ meme referring to the correlation of sparkles on certain letters in the title
SUPER
MARIO
GALAXY
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>>150351324
>>Destructor Asura Punched Kratos in the stomach sending him crashing back to Earth, Destructor Asura jumps to earth and battled Kratos when falling to earth
>>Asura Punched Kratos So Hard, He Crashed into a mountain.
>>Asura Was Flying Down. When Kratos entered Spartan Rage.
>>When Asura landed to punch Kratos, Kratos Grabbed Destructor Asura’s Hand
>>Kratos Punched Destructor Asura Back To The Moon So Hard That Asura’s Head Was Decapitated
Not to rain on the shitpost but do you even know what Destructor Asura even is? Half the shit you’re saying doesn’t make sense if you know what form you’re talking about.
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>>150352014
Kratos bypasses durability.
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>>150352014
It took place on GOW Earth which is the size of 9 million universes.
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>>150351997
>ur mr gay
38 years of my life and THIS is how I find out...
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>>150346113
>the class was hit by an aphrodisiac that exposed all their deepest sexual desires
Okay but why though
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>>150352014
Asurakek is weak
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>>150352014
Asura may be bigger than a planet, but he has no mountain level feats
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>>150352084
Uh…
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I love how so many of those fanfic DB episodes from the wiki are just
>ultra bland prose
>basic bitch transformation or technique
>loser says something fucking corny as fuck before abruptly getting atomized as he screams of pain
>the winner says something "respectful" before fucking off
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>>150352014
Does it matter when Kratos negs anyway?
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>>150352136
It's unironically autism, this is deviantart levels of slopfics
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Post 3 people who is stronger than Goku
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>>150352115
I have never seen Kratos do this...
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Taking his advantage Kratos tries to stab Mario again but Mario grabs the blade of Olympus in his hand and catches it , Mario then punches the Blade of Olympus out of his hand and punches Kratos in the face and then ground pounds on his head nearly cracking his skull in the process.

Kratos:Argh!.

Mario: Its a Mario time!.

Mario rushes at Kratos and the two engage once again , as blood splatters across the stage again suddenly Mario unleashes the true power of the pure hearts causing the stage to grow black.

Kratos:Show your face now coward! I am done toying with you! come and face me now plumber!

Suddenly Mario goes behind Kratos and cracks his skull with a giant hammer before finishing him off by firing a large fire ball at Kratos causing a huge explosion and burning his body .

Mario:YAHOOOO!

Aftermath
Mario finishes the stage and walks to the next level while Kratoses body is shown burning and the hands of death grab Kratos and come to bring him to the underworld.

KO!
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>>150352186
>Boomstick: Meanwhile, Vegeta had no way to match the God-Blast, which could have killed friggin' Galactus! And that guy has threatened the infinite multiverse with destruction just as a side-effect of his battles. That's a level of power beyond anything we've seen in Dragon Ball yet, let alone Vegeta.
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>>150352186
Saiyans are mere gnats...
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>>150352014
JEETSAARa's failure is in the past, yet you're still here melting down.
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>>150350607
Actually, it's Captain Marvel!
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>>150352208
https://deathbattlefanon.fandom.com/wiki/Mario_vs._Kratos_vs._Master_Chief

>Kratos: How can this little man attacks hurt so much? He isn't even a warroir!

>Kratos wokes up and Mario pulls out a copy flower causing Mario get more clones, Kratos pulls out the blade of Olympus to stab the Marios but the Marios jumped making ground pounds on Kratos then, the Marios smash Kratos with their hammers, Kratos wokes up and he rips the Marios with the claws of Hades minus the real Mario.

>Mario pulls out a star becoming Rainbow Mario, Rainbow Mario runs at Kratos but Kratos dodged and he tries to stab Mario but Mario turned back and jumped the blades of Exiles, Mario punches Kratos again and again causing Kratos to scream in agony.

>Kratos: THE GHOST OF SPARTA WILL NOT BE BEATEN BY A CHILD!!!!

>Mario invicibility go out and Kratos runs at Mario but Mario pulls out a metal cap becoming Metal Mario, Metal Mario makes a punch so strong that makes the punch breaks Kratos's skull, Kratos scream in agony while Mario effect goes out, Mario puls out a smash ball and he shoots a giant wave of fire called Mario Finale burning Kratos skin to a skeleton.

>K.O.!

>Mario gets a kiss of Princess Peach and Mario and Peach go to the Peach's castle.
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>>150351137
Wally Sage folds up his final issue and shoves it in his back pocket.
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>>150352315
in his ass
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>>150352186
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>>150352346
IF THAT VILTRUMITE GETS CROSSOVER SCALING, IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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>>150352273
Just the tiniest tidbit for BARBATOS!
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>>150352346
No wonder he's called MEAN Supreme
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>>150352346
Same Supreme that beat the PISS out of Gladiator, btw
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>>150352273
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>Chuck Norris
>Bugs Bunny
>Popeye
>MUGEN Ronald McDonald
>Doctor Doom with prep
>Batman with prep
>Solo Lord Itachi
>Brolypotence
>Loebforce Rulk
>Crossover-scaling Omni-Man
>Pre-Retcon Beyonder
>Kratos with lore
>Suggsverse
>Legends Luke Skywalker
>Ruby Rose (V-Tuber)
>Knull
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>>150352534
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY I HAVE TO GO WATCH THE BLUE BULL ROCK MY BELOVED EVE'S WORLD!!
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>>150351840
U R
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>>150352186
>Sun Disk scales to the average Viltrumite
>Lightning to the power of ten scaling
>Omnipotus scaling
>Spawn scaling
>Supreme-Gladiator-Thor scaling
>Every Smart Atom canonically produces Big Bang level power
>WoG confirms Invincible and Omni-Man stomp Superman and Hulk
And yet the retarded spics keep coming back to get humiliated time and time again.
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I like Stan Lee, but his Jewishness rubs me the wrong way. Why use Margarine?
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>>150352534
>fights SuperCHAD wins efyhtopfortlessly
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>efyhtopfortlessly

His mind SHATTERED under the combined feats of that lineup.
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>>150352534
Who could stop these BEASTS?
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>>150352273
A PLEASANT PASTRY for BARBATOS
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>>150352534
>Suggsverse
Simple Cosmology that EVEN Nick Jr characters would no-diff
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>>150352191
Just because we’ve never seen him do it, doesn’t mean he couldn’t!
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>>150352191
i have, don't have pictures tho
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Majin Buu is a retard. Literally a universal entity
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>>150352684
CHADmon
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>Kratos, why don’t you want to go to space with me? …Say WHAT!? You can bust 900 million universes but can’t breathe in space? You’ve never even left your planet’s atmosphere? You need a magical trident to breathe underwater too!? You also nearly drowned in a temple? What the FUCK!?
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>>150352984
J-Just because someone can't breathe in space doesn't mean they're not MULTIVERSAL DESTROYERS!!
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I don't like Pokemon anymore

>>>/vp/58240264
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>find anon who disagrees with my powerscaling opinons
>tie them up while they're sleeping
>wake them up just in time for them to feel me cutting off their face with a serrated knife
>use the now empty space to shit down their throat
>gaze into their eyes as they choke to death
>hide the body
Anybody else feel this way?
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>>150353134
>>150344964
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>>150352984
T-That's not t-true...
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>>150352534
>Loebforce Rulk
How many of you are old enough to remember this?
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>>150353162
LOVECRAFT...
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>>150353222
>non-illusory
>Ares spawned in Lysandra and Calliope
>they can breathe in space
FUARKING BEASTS!!!
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>>150353259
>these horrors... these beings are BEYOND euclidean geometry, biology and mathematics...
>proceeds to describe their physical appearance down to the last tentacle and bulbous panniculus
>AAAAAAAAH THESE HORRORS CLEARLY WELL WITHIN MY COMPREHENSION ARE MAKING ME GO INSANE AAAAAAAAAA
explain this shit
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>>150353304
>>150353259
Lovecraftian entities are kino when actually presented properly, this one is my favorite depiction in recent years:

https://youtu.be/ojxiLR3Lofc?t=28
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>>150353348
I think past a certain point you'd just be indifferent to something like that
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>>150353414
>Look at an incomprehensible horror.
>I don't understand it.
>Boring, not scary.
k, b, c.
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I can't take these feats seriously when the Playstation button prompts pop up.
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>>150353348
Bejita out of nowhere...
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>>150353348
>>150353304
>>150353259

State the name of Lovecraft's cat.
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>>150353463
NIGGERMAN, HELP ME!!
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>>150353222
>he could survive in space
I like how they say this but then… what? Kratos has basically no way to actually maneuver in space, especially not in the same degree as Asura the Destructor. Even by their retarded calcs, they have Asura a fair bit faster than Kratos. Asura could just fly like millions of light years away and spam Kratos with Mantra blasts or until Asura gets enough exponential growth to one shot Kratos. Kratos would just be stuck in space, which was likely why they had him use the rocks in the fight to jump to Asura who took him to a flying giant rock for him to stand on.
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>>150353522
Kratos and Ares can both fly
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>>150353522
>Only dodges those beams cause a child pressed a button at the right time.
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>>150353557
On top of my cock and bouncing
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>>150353557
Post Kratos flying on his own without Icarus’s wings.
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>>150353697
Kratos was stated to have all of Ares’ powers
Ares can fly like Superman
Kratos can fly like Superman
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>>150353697
https://www.reddit.com/r/GodofWar/comments/1et2jgp/uuhh_kratos_can_fly_now/
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When could Ares fly again? I don’t remember him ever having that power. I think I only Zeus out of all the gods had the ability to fly on his own.
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>>150350385
Only works if they have a soul in the first place.
Ywach is Grimm fodder.
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I remember a couple of fanfic battles that came from here, or maybe they were copypasted from the wiki idk
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>>150350385
didn't this bitch lose despite having omniscience?
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>>150353722
Ares also got gapped by a 20 meter sword stone.
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>>150353987
Low complex multiversal stone sword. Low complex multiversal mountain damage nuke.
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>>150353895
The grimms in question don't have the power equal or higher than 3 universes, do they?
>>150353973
Not exactly omniscience but did lose bc a rushed ending due to the mangaka fucking dying in real time and the manga corps being pieces of shit.
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>>150353920
Which ones? I remember shitposting with some death battle scripts I got from chatgpt.
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I have a small penis
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YhwACK is fodder.
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>>150353304
This never actually happens btw
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Feeling like killing a canadian cuck right now.
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Put your pants back on or else…
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>>150350751
Goku's mind reading isn't really mind reading.
It seems kinda adjacent to the mental image training battle Krillin and Gohan have on the trip to Namek.
Any further and we're diving into speculation territory, but maybe it is more like seeing/feeling someone's recent memory?
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>>150354056
Perfect for fodder for Superchad
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>>150354056
Holy fucking YUM!
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>Perfect for fodder for
ESLman
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>>150354042
Are those three universes affected by any degree of attack or strength, or is it just the nature of his power in his setting?
Cause believe it or not, there are mountain level Grimm.
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>>150354077
Post it never happening.
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>>150354098
Is there a Superman Analog Horror now?
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>>150354098
>Perfect for fodder for Sup-ACK!
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>>150354066
To who?
>>150354186
Bleach cosmology is like infinite 4D or 5D or some shit idk.
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>new game that takes place in the 3H world
Shit that might end up up scaling the Fodlan cast, I wanted Edelgard to have an episode and lose for shitposting purposes
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A lot of modern shonen and shows make it a lot more difficult to fit them into something Death Battle can pull off.
Mostly because they put more into actual teamwork rather than power of friendship sorta stuff.
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>>150354260
It could be that the same goddess has multiple reflections/incarnations across the greater Fire Emblem metasetting.
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>>150354271
Been a while since a Kingdom Hearts character appeared.
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>>150354257
No one can make me engage with dimensional tiering.
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Reminder, Death Battle introduced you to Guts!
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So... is there anything in RWBY that could be used for a "Sun disk" type of argument?
Like they somehow chain scaling Ruby to a statement that puts her on the same level as whoever shattered the moon in her setting or something like that
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>>150354317
We were talking about universes and shit, but ok.
>Are those three universes affected by any degree of attack or strength, or is it just the nature of his power in his setting?
To answer this question, there are also pocket dimensions of varying sizes, but the three main universes are all real universes in the sense one would expect, the main difference is that the nature of time space dimensions and matter is fundamentally different in each universe. Yhwach's power is what allows him to win, but what lets him achieve his goal is his sheer amount of raw power, he has so much energy he will destroy and remake everything, with the concept of death being non-existent..
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>>150354370

>>150354370

>>150354370

Brb friend, I'll be back after DINNER
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>>150354336
It didn't.
That DB is one of the biggest pieces of shit ever, there might be no death battle worse that this.
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>>150354300
Well the crests that show up are the same as some of the Three Houses ones, the monsters have the same name (Demonic Beasts) while in other worlds like Valentia has their monsters called Terrors and the weapons made from dragons are still called Heroes Relics
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>>150354260
guess the FE threads on /v/ aren't getting better anytime soon
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>>150354504
nta but the discord fags weren't even trying to hide what they're up to since the announcement, they're absolutely seething
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>Hulkfags STILL seething over GODly's rightful win
KEK!



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