Composite Chimpanzee vs Composite Neanderthal
>>150432797We need more animal/nature themed Death Battles.
Nature is beautiful, after all, god created indians for a reason
>>150432797Neanderthal and it isn't even close, they had throwing spears and other actual weapons
>>150432807>>150432797We already got TJ Combo vs Balrog tho
>>150432807I can't believe they put Smokey against that no name dog instead of Tony the Tiger
>>150432797We need Spear and Fang on the show.
>>150432828>He wants another coughing baby vs nuke fight
>>150432807We got Miles vs Static Shock tho
>>150432839B-b-bear sisters???Our response?????
>>150432817The Abraham God created beautiful people. The Hindu God created ugly people that keep reincarnating until they get enough karma to become beautiful in their life.
>>150432848>Hindus>BeautyChoose one.
I hope the Champion Island winner is good enough to make up for how mediocre Kratos vs Asura and Wile vs Tom ended up being after the extended wait for both.
>>150432859Learn to read, hindu
>>150432891You said the Hindu god created Hindu people and said that they will reincarnate as beautifulThat's an oxymoron because hindus are fugly
>>150432848>karmaFeels like a cope indians came up with to justify their shitty genetics
We need more death battles with stuff like poison, diseases, and viruses. Biochemical warfare.
YO MAMA SO UUUUGLY! SHE THOUGHT HINDUSWERE XBOX LIIIIIIVE!!!!!!
>>150432905Kinda the opposite but White Blood Cell vs Osmosis Jones could be kino.
>>150432909>Brody FoxxMuscle Man victim
>>150432917I prefer Thraxx vs Cancer desu
Don't underestimate poison hax. See Frost vs Goku. Or even Sasori can from Naruto can kill people above his tier if he gets a single hit in because unless you broken healing factor (stuff Jinchuriki shit), Poison Resistance (Sasuke was theorized to have this by Kakashi meaning Sakura's poison kunai was useles), or are a genius able to make antidote like Sakura, you'd be fucked.
>>150432929Ngl I think it's passive damage you should be worried about, it's how Excadrill won against Guy
>>150432899I suggest that they cope with their low existence via reincarnation
>people act dismissive and condescending towards me>instead of apologizing and nodding like I usually do try sarcasm in it's most milquetoast form>always ends bad for me, without failI'm literally jobbing to social interactions IRL
>>150432968You have autism
>>150432968KINGtos...
>>150432943>AI Generated JeetfictionPopeye would beat Spawn.
Post /dbg/'s favorite matches and which character we should push for it
>>150432994Lord English vs Superboy PrimeMartian Manhunter vs JirenConan the Barbarian vs TarzanBilly Butcher vs Hero Killer Stain
>>150432994Kratos vs anyone unironically.
>>150432975Or maybe I'm just retarded Either way it hurts
Some dude on vsbw set up a poll https://poal.me/ff7rts
>>1504330021. Who the fuck is English 2. Martian Manhunter is a jobber who cares 3. Timeless like 007 vs John Wick4. Zoomies
>>150433027Nope, you were able to solve the Captcha so it's definitely autism.
>>150433002Jack vs Guts?
>>1504330471.Homestuck2. /dbs/ and /co/ meme potential3. Unsure if that's sarcasm but 007 vs Wick is ass4. There was literally a namefag here who pushed for this MU
>>150433057That too
Fuck the other anon. https://poal.me/nbo3i2
Would Gebura (Project moon) v Axe (Dota 2) be a good matchup?
>>150433060>namefagListtroon is not human
>>150433091BvS guy is Listtroon!?
>>150433065SAMURAI JACK
>>150433099WATCHAGOTTA GET BACKGOTTA GET BACKBACK TO THE PASTSAMURAI JACK
>>150432929Gohan also jobbed hard to poison.
>>150433102Jack vs Afro is easily one of the best fights they've ever done. The ending and the soundtrack are phenomenal.
>>150433119It was done in like 3 fucking weeks btw
>>150433132Luis went apeshit for this fight, I wish Wile vs Tom looked half as good as his best work.
>>150432865The chances of that are extremely slim.Nothing can match expectations created from this sort of thing.
So, in the anime To be hero X, that's a universe that works on trust and fear. If you are able to gain a huge amount of trust, you literally get superpower. The more trust you have, to more powerful you become. It also works with fear, the more feared you are, the more you become dangerous and become a demon. Basically, you have to become a popular person to become a superhero. How broken would Superman would be if he exist in this universe, considering he's the symbol of hope?
Superman gets mindcontrolled every 5 minutes.
Rubybros, how are we feeling?
Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle>Soul Eater-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (this would be around 717.25242 km/h at worst)-Black Star can dodge Lasers-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves>RWBY-Yang took an impact of 48.83 tons of force during a food fight-Yang survived being slammed against a concrete pillar with 1400 tons of force-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
>>150432994English / Caliborn VS Superboy Prime is probably the big one in terms of an actual exciting matchup that would also potentially break the threads due to its association with Homestuck and being pit against a DC herald
>>150432994Mark vs cucky Gohan
I don't think there's a single character who can destroy a mountain.
Who cares about how strong it makes them, post your heroes coolest feats!
>>150433505
>>150433002>Billy ButcherSince Ismahawk's episode is apparently gonna be gory, we might get another Boys character.
>Rick Grimes vs Joel>Blade vs Buffy>Ash Williams vs Frank West>Punisher vs Judge Dredd>something with The Boys>unironically a Mortal Kombat matchupAny other ideas for the live action episode?
>>150433232Superman would be fairly strong, but not as strong as tHE CHAMP MR SATAN!
>>150433606Bladefy doesn't seem fair though.What about these urban fantasy live action options?Winchester Brothers vs Scooby GangBuffy vs Nick Burkhardt (Grimm)Charmed Sisters vs Winchester BrothersSomething with American Gods vs Something with Once Upon a Time
>>150433606>>150433622Bruh
>>150433035So VSBW's top picks are Meta Knight, Demi-Fiend, Springtrap, Neptune and Reimu.
>>150433706I want Buffalo Bill vs the Scooby Gang instead.
>>150432797I wouldn't be surprised if there was a 5'10'' 220 pound giga neanderthal at some point. Add spears and megafauns hunting accolades and the chimp is getting roasted for dinner
>>150433731Like Hannibal Lecter Buffalo Bill?Why?I guess I should specify Scooby Gang as in Buffy's team.
>>150433725And of them, Meta Knight is probably the one with the best feats in terms of low amounts of abstraction.
>Kyle counts with Reddit's support Will this next Kyle Centric /dbg/ arc deliver some kino?
>>150432797Homo Erectus like hold my beer. Some of you neandertals are alright, chimps however...
>>150433606Max Payne vs Punisher
>>150433800Look how greedy these fuckers are characters like Spider-Man and Luke Skywalker hasn't appeared since season 1 and they want Kyle back?
>>150432817Human first, Nature second. Even angels goes secondary. In the image of God.
>>150433801>Homo Erectus like hold my beer.Self-inserts aren't allowed.
>>150432839This cat? Stronger than Kratos btw
>>150433824Ancient people were smarter than modern people. Science.
In 3 days /ourdiva/ will slay (literally) on Death Battle
Post Match Ups that are better than the Match Ups that are getting all the attention.>Thrall vs Grimgor is better than Thrall vs Ghazghkull.
>>150433800Hell no, basically all the potential Kyle content was mined during the Kymon period.
>>150433800>literally who>fanfic Silver AGAIN>invincible's vassals>more marvel vs dcHe needs better matchups than this.
>>150433725>>150433764Meta Knight is a featsman compared to all those other characters, why is VSBW of all places backing him?
>>150433817No one really wants Luke back though.Other than like the one anon that really pushes for outerversal Luke, but that one can fuck off.Spidey is in a weird position. He's not gotten a second episode, but he's gotten plenty of episodes by proxy.
>>150433849ancient people didn't have geniuses like Suggs, Wiz, Boomstick and Robert Kirkman
>>150433899Probably a combo of nebulous scaling off of Kirby's nebulous scaling and because Meta Knight fans never recovered from Smash Bracket having Marth win.
>>150433936It's a lie, because we are the ancestors of ancient humans. Everyone else was less fortunate. Even Neanderthals essentially survived to this day thanks to interbreeding.
>>150433899does Meta Knight even have any canon feats?
>>150432494>>150432502>>150432509>>150432555didn't he easily kill the thing once he started using the blades? boy that comic fucking sucked
>>150434018Kirby pretty much explicitly doesn't have a canon. There are games with continuity to other games, but not overarching.https://wikirby.com/wiki/ContinuityAbove has two cited interviews if you want to take a look.
>>150433971You mean descendants...right? Unless there's something you know...
>>150434077Yujiro Hanma would have raped that big fuck without using his demon back.
>>150434157
>>150434157Why did Itagaki make it so they didn't fire a single shot?
>>150434151I believe that anon might be self inserting as Homo Erectus.
>>150434157so would've Greek Kratos without weapons
What should I read next? I read Soul Eater and Fire Force (I won't read Soul Eater Not and it will some how end up important for the DB).Delicious in Dungeon or Frieren?
>>150434180Wtf is Homo Erectus?
>>150434201all 3 God of War comicsthe DC onethe bear oneand the DAMN DAMN DESTINY DAMN one
>>150434202https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_erectus
>>150434201Dungeon Meshi is very good but has basically zero powerscaling autism in it if that matters to you at all Also if you read Dungeon Meshi, read Golden Kamuy at some point
>>150434201Gachiakuta I guess
>>150434231I watched a couple minutes of dungeon meshi and it seemed shit
>>150434199Yujiro's earthquake stopping punch (No demon back needed btw) would obliterate this big fuck.
>>150434231No, I kinda hate reading for powerscaling nonsense.That being said, I do do comparative analysis at times if I get a match up inspiration from a work.Like I've been read/watching Clevatess and I'm wondering if Alicia would be a better opponent for Guts or Seras.
>>150434238I'm actually all caught up on Gachiakuta.I don't really pay attention to the powerscaling stuff, but I conceptually like Rudo vs Shirou.
>>150434018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWNX0i6xliA&t=290sNot sure if this is canon but he can do this and tank Magolor's black holes.
>>150434268
>>150434268This was more of a metaphor than anything
>>150434329Youre a metaphor.
>>150434342
>>150434358Ah shucks, I'm sorry. That was low of me.
>>150434201Read shaman King
>>150434201Read SHADman King.
>Akaza's victim is getting Uppity
>>150434409Shadman?
>>150434409
>>150434409>already in kneeling position
>>150434430well yeah, he has to bend down to speak to SMALLjiro better
RUBYBROS!? What is this!!!???
>>150434452Yujiro is 6'3.
>>150434478I always liked Pokémon Emerald more.
>>150434481About 6'3'' and 265. A lot smaller than I would have thought
Only those with a positive winstreak may post below this line
>>150434500Post your height.
>>150434532I'm 4'8'' and legally required to ride in a booster seat
>>150434508Who will be his third and final victim?
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>150434562"who wins?" get a better bit.
Holy FVCK...
>>150434557kingtos...
>>150434576This is probably faster than Nolan.
>>150434559Kratos deserves the chance to TEACH Spawn how to be a better man.
>>150434559Idk Knull
>>150434559Demi-fiend
>>150434559Spectre?
Her vs WHO?
>>150434607MY COCKWHILE HOLLOW KNIGHT WATCHES
>>150434607>InsectLeave it to me, boys.
>>150434620Let a more powerful 'verse handle this
>>150434620>>150434638Are you guys gonna actually debate this or just keep flirting?
>>150434607Idk Knull
>>150434607Simba
>>150434607Thragg
>>150434607GOHANDAMN I NEED THIS THING INSIDE OF MY FORESKIN NOWWWWW
>>150434607I don't know who she is, what she is, where she's from, how powerful she is or why she turned into a hot topic here
>>150434607
>>150434607the one-inch-tall-bowl
>>150434607Another whore used goods slut like her
>>150434836>Character is an insect>People expect her to be a virginThat's not on her, that's just people being retards.
>>150434855Isn't it like a chibi mascot game? Seems weird to hear about her sex life at all.
>>150434836ENTER
>>150434667Simba is FUR Kimba.
40k is not an impressive universe.
>>150434901erm b-b-b-but muh scale???
>>15043490140k has the benefit of being a franchise that has a high level of entry due to how hard it is to get lore on it.
>Ruby will never have a relationship like this Rubysisters...
>>150434901ENTER
>>150434901It's not even the highest power Warhammer setting, AoS blows it out the water
>>150434836Who took more cocks?
>>150434934
I'm ready
>>150434907Scale doesn't mean shit. The most impressive thing is the chaos gods, and they can't exist without life feeding them emotions. Plus, they are confined to the Milky Way galaxy. Take someone, or something out of it, and they lose any influence they had. Hell, even in their own realm, they get bodied, and or outsmarted. The only thing the chaos gods are at the end of the day is just souped-up demons. Any galaxy buster would wipe 40k off the map.
>>150434901People try to walk it well above what it is, when the whole point of it is a grimmdark satirical joke.
>>150434966I never bought the outerversal warp.
>>150432847Black bears are pussies. This is well known.
>>150434955Are you?
>>150435003Because nothing backs it up besides fanwank. It has never been shown or said that the warp permeates through the entire universe. It has only been shown to exist with the Milky Way galaxy.
>>150435049Ans the necrons can just destroy it with lasers.
>>150435043After running 1000 simulations 92% of them confirm SpongeBob beats Shinji and Eva Unit 01
>>150432807HOGchads... What's our best matchup?
REMINDERLIONS > TIGERS
>>150434941she takes my heroes cock every single day
>>150435003Outerversal as I understand it off vsbattles' tier list is about 7 layers above "infinite multiverse". I can't be expected to believe the gawds are that powerful but at the same time they put so much stock in one galaxy
I just LOVE Goku.
>>150435117Outerversal means "outside the universe" which can not be achieved without extensive schizo shit and all these verses trying to get the upgrade for powersfaling are giving me fatigue.
>>150434836What Hornet did before SilkSong was her business
>>150435188They use it as a power level even though characters they rank as outerversal regularly interact with and even fight non-outerversal characters all the time. It's devoid of meaning and just a way to get featless fodder like Pennywise above characters worth a damn
>>150434929>Necron Celestial Orrery detonates stars >Nagash's ritual ends ALL life, EVERYWHERE>Slaanesh eats the Eldar gods in 40K >Gets imprisoned by the Elf gods in AoS>Big E gets sat on a cuck chair for 10 thousand years >Lord Kroak just decides he isn't dead also rearranges constellations for fun, something the Emperor has never even come close to doing Yup yup yup no lies detected
Tick tock YuGAY
>>150435117>they put so much stock in one galaxyThey don't? It's just a game to them, one of many.>>150435237Tranny setting.
>>150435244I don't remember this even accomplishing anything interesting, it was more weird they just made something up.
>>150435104...on opposite day.
>>150435244>Wall level feat at bestkneel
>>150434929I like fantasy way more too
>>150435263The ground battles, the space battles, the element of material combat is a game to them. NOT the stakes involved in the galaxy at large
Tick tock ASS
>>150435263Then why do they get so serious about the failures of individuals?
>Captura de pantalla
>>150435353>>150435364There's multiple instances of the Chaos Gods letting themselves lose to prolong the Great Game. And BL books straight up tell us that there's other realities which the Chaos Gods play in.
>>150435394This doesn't address anything about my post. The gods came into existence because of the beings in this galaxy. They war over the fate of the galaxy for a reason. Their game is logistics and they have quadrillions of pieces. But it's stupid to say it doesn't matter if the lose the galaxy
>>150435427Are you stupid? If they cared why would they LET themselves lose?Also only Slaanesh came into existence that way, and once a Chaos God is born they've always existed so it doesn't even matter anyway.
>>150433047Because he still beats jiren
>I'm sure to win because my bond is superior!>duuuude just punch the trainer to deathIf Ash wins this shit is just going to be Pokémon vs Digimon but in reverse
>>150435463>>duuuude just punch the trainer to deathExplain how this is not a viable strategy without sounding mad.
>>150435475Season zero Yugi exists
>>150435442ALL the gawds came into existence because of mortal juju. Why let themselves lose? To prolong the game. The galaxy is in a perpetual state of clusterfuck and if one god cedes ground the other takes it. But at the end of the day it all goes back to business as usual. It's a meta aspect of 40k acknowledged by the work itself. AGAIN: to insinuate the galaxy is this speck to them is disingenuous.
>>150435490That just proves my point.
Bring me the STRONGEST STREET LEVEL HERO
>>150435498How?
So we agree that Homelander is doomed to be humiliated yet again, right?
>>150435500
>>150435460Listtroon is a Mexifat and he LOVES Simon (but would never ever watch Gurren Lagann)
>>150435500Here I'm
Today I will remind them. Only 1300 ATK btw
>>150435511That screenshot is from yugioh thougheverbeit
>>150435538This is disingenuous, that isn't the literal moon it's just a card
>>150435550He's moon level.
>>150435463Except in Greymon's case it was just an extra point in his favor rather than the only wincon
>>150435564I don't know why nobody is realizing how hard of a stomp it was for Tai and Agumon. Death Battle just wanted to humiliate Pokefags. I bet they're itching to do it again.
>>150435561>Spell cardAgain it's literally just a card effect, not the literal moonYou can see the intact moon in other parts of the anime
>>150432797KOF Chizuru's Unbeatable Retconned Powerin KOF 96, Goenitz's story mode ends in his fighting a mirror clone of himself made by Chizuru's Yata Mirror.Killing the clone (whose trying to kill the original) kills the original upon death.This power is so broken, that it got retconned in future KOFs. (Tho, she can still make Kyo and Athena clones that do not kill the original in future games.)This power is utterly unbetable by most of fiction assuming there is no limitation on who she can clone with her mirror, the clone knows all techniques and powers of the original.Kinda sure this skill alone solos almost every combatant in the show thus farGalactus shows up.Chiz<ru makes a Galactus clone.Galactus kills GalactusGalactus diesGGhttps://youtu.be/G5Aep74kELQ?si=WOs4nk_pkWjXKK2V
>>150435580>Can't prove itThe moon he attacked was big as the moon, as durable as the moon, and had the same gravitational pull as the moon,.It was moon level.
>>150435583Liu Kang victim
>>150435589>Can't prove itWatch the fucking anime retardThis is the last (You) I'm giving you, don't spend it all in one place
>>150435596I'll enjoy your tears when Yugi's weakest monster stomps Ash's strongest mon
>>150435593Liu Kang kills Liu KangLius kang diesGG
>>150435583By DB rules, can't her opponent just ignore the clone and kill her? Yeah they would be doomed to fighting a battle that will eventually kill them, but she'd still be dead first.
>>150435475It is but it'd be weird for Deah Battle to allow every character to use their super forms despite getting statstomped in base while not allowing Yugi to summon anything before Ash punches him even though summoning monsters is the only theme of the matchup.
>>150435442The conclusion would be that if they cared, then they aren't letting themselves lose. They just failed to win.
>>150435621The clone is trying to kill the original at all times, and knows the skills and powers of the original.She can make illussions and stuff too, so... thatd be tricky and reliant on spmeone being able to blitz themselves to know to attack Chizuru.She can make
>>150435609Liu Kang just merged with Liu Kang to create Liu Kang squared
>>150435507Okay what the fuck is in Yujiro's hand here
>>150435644Liu Kang wants to kill Liu Kang, he wouldnt merge with himself
>>150435583nobody cares spic
>>150435628Being man made abominations resulting from fucking with nuclear allegory was the theme of Hulk vs. Godzilla but they still went with Ultima who's not even radioactive and wasn't mankind's fault at all.
>>150435640I agree, which is why the Chaos Gods letting themselves lose means they don't care.
>>150435513it's what it's
>>150435628>while not allowing Yugi to summon anything before Ash punches him even though summoning monsters is the only theme of the matchup.Because if it's possible for Ash to get to him before Yugi can draw the right card then he's fucked. Ash can keep up with his Pokemon. They're not FTL or anything but Yugi himself is just a normal guy.
>>150435583Can KOF stop retconning itself for five minutes?
>>150435583Galactus went to the Ultimate universe and fused with their Galactus and it just made Galactus strong
>>150435513holy esl
What's stopping Yugi from just mind crushing Ash?
>>150435649nah
>>150435237>super saiyan thor literally traps and betrays a dudes who quite literally solos all of chaos without effort
>>150435665What retcon has been made aside of this, again?Fatal Fury is a separate continuity if that is what you are going for.>>150435675Then Galactus won by being able to do the same. Its a 50/50 matchup no matter what.
>>150435683Pokemon fans not being aware of source material outside there wheelhouse.
>>150435683Literally nothingMind Crush actually puts Kaiba in a coma for a while in the mangaalso the god cards just being near you without millenium item magic makes you kill yourself (Pegasus's research team)
>>150435654Honestly Hulk might not even be humanity's fault at this point since the machinations of cosmic beings seem to overwrite most character's origin stories/raison d'etre these days.Like for Christ's sake Barbatos causes Batman and Batman is just a human.
>>150435683Ash doesn't have a mind
>>150435683Because mind crush does not work that way. Because Physic Pokemon fuck with Ash plenty of times and he's just fine
>>150435583NLF show her creating a copy of someone as strong as Galactus with similar abilities
>>150435707I mean, Its hax. And Goenitz was stronger than her, canonically needing a post training Kyo and the Japan Team to beat.The original post says assuming there is no limit on who she can make.
>>150435683It might make Ash smarter
>>150435706I just downvoted your comment.FAQWhat does this mean?The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.Why did you do this?There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:Rudeness towards other Redditors, Spreading incorrect information, Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s. Am I banned from the Reddit?No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.I don’t believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.How can I prevent this from happening in the future?Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.
>150435728>Mindcrushed by being proven wrongSorry
>>150435688I always think of the Zero from KOF 2000 being retconned into being a fake after the fact.
>>150435583>haxes the bitch to death >kills duplicate>dies >gets resurrected by his Godsan actual Drake victim
Sweaty clits and breasts pressed against each other are what my verse is all about. Every inch of this place sees action from the bottom of the sea to highest mountains. You can smell the women.
>>150435746The clone has the same powers tho
>>150435701>also the god cards just being near you without millenium item magic makes you kill yourself (Pegasus's research team)PSYCHO YUGI CAUSES MASS SUICIDE EVERY TIME HE PLAYS THIS CARD AT A TOURNAMENT.
>>150435743I mean thatd just be a reveal.A retcon is stuff like Zeppeli from Jojo's saying he has no children only for the next part to show he did have children.Vegeta being revealed to be the Saiyan Prince after he just said he was a super elite isnt really a retcon, for example.
bring me your hellaverse cocksuckers
>>150435758his resurrection relies on his Gods creating him a new body they'd obviously know which one is the real one and which one is the fake so won't make the fake one a body
>>150435762Yeah and Yugi has millenium item power. Kaiba has kisara and rod connections.Marik has a MI.Pegasus resisted being driven mad like his researchers with his MEye too.
>>150435706Mind crush does work that way. Yugi just normally observed the rules of the game. It's not a literal contract like he's a JJK character. If Ash is going to go OOC and just ignore that he's a Pokemon trainer, nothing is stopping from Yugi dishing out punishments before a game is decided.That's literally how Joey loses to Marik.
>>150435786Mmm, fair enough. Dont think there is proof the clone has like, the same soul too.
>>150435779That's literally type 2 retroactive continuity.
>>150432904and their caste system
>>150435797>If Ash is going to go OOC and just ignore that he's a Pokemon trainerhow is he going to be OOC?
>>150435826Not wanting to battle?
>>150435830That doesn't make any sense.
>>150435806Thatd just be a reveal thoRetcon is that it directly contradicts the past.Like Hermaione being black in Harry Potter.
>>150435839Sorry for you loss.
>>150435842Type two retcons do not contradict the past but insert information that did not previously exist through ommission.
>>150435848>Listen, if Ash literally doesn't fight and if Yugi does something incredibly OOC and uses a power he never used then he can winWhat happen to him being being able to destroy multiple dimensions? Ash is probably small building level at best.
>>150435664Even wanked Ash can't get to Yugi faster than he can play a trap card.
theirs nothing wrong with being a Mexican
>>150435797I don't think Death Battle will have Penalty Games be on the table for Yugash since Atem decides not to use them any more after defeating Pegasus.
>>150435870The only OOC thing is Ash dealing a punishment without criteria, the actual power is something we've seen many times.
>>150435859Wouldn't that be more like a One Piece flashback instead of Vegeta saying he is a prince?
>>150435872>Well if he can draw this fast enough and pay attention to his monsters fighting Ash's Pokemon and notice Ash charging towards him thenYugi has too many 'what ifs' to account for. In one scenario he pulls out all his God Cards, Exodia, Black Hole, and Raigeki on his first hand. In another he never draws what he needs.
>>150435881SO TRUE HERMANÓ!
>>150435859Vegeta being revealed to be a prince contradicts nothing of the saiyan sagaHe is both a super elite and a prince.Zeppeli originally said that he didnt have children and part 2 has his grandson show up IS a retcon Araki apologized for Hermaione was stated to be pale as snow and she was made black in the new Harry potter cursed child thing
Who will they EXTERMINATE?
Ash has never fought something this grand before. Yugi is simply on another league.
>>150435917Gaped by Skibidi Toilets
>>150435902Yugi not going braindead when he sees his opponent run towards him is a "what if"?Hell you're making it sound like this is happening with their monsters are already fighting. I assumed you were presenting an opening gambit.If they are already fighting, Yugi likely already has traps set.
>>150435935Ash going in to punch Yugi is not gonna be a smart idea
>>150435902>In another he never draws what he needs.That canonically only happened to Atem, not Yugi.
>>150435961>Ashfags are so desperate they think they wont give Yugi Atem
>>150435970They have a lot of weird caveats to be honest.
>>150435980?
>>150435935>I assumed you were presenting an opening gambit.No, I think Ash would be happy to battle with Yugi. The match is definitely starting as a friendly "I hear you're strong, let's fight" match. There's a chance Ash sees one of his Pokemon die and gets pissed off and tries to attack Yugi himself over it. He's fought defending his Pokemon before.>Yugi likely already has traps set.What's to say his Pokemon don't stop them? What's to say Ash can't just dodge them? The trap cards might work but they are not a fool proof plan.
>>150435902Yami Yugi pulled a card that wasn't even in his deck to win in Dark Side of Dimensions.
>>150435924>Captura de pantallaYugiBEANERS...
>>150435970Yugi is 100% getting Atem. Yugi is canonically a better duelist but I think it would be unfair to not have Atem there with his Pharaoh hax
>>150435984>What's to say Ash can't just dodge them?This is becoming silly. Why should I assume Ash, even with superhuman feats, could avoid a trap that Blue Eyes White Dragon cannot avoid?
>>150435010This. They only attack in packs and pretty much always job in even matchup encounters.
>>150435993>Amrricanenjoy your censored 4kids version gringo
>>150432797Literally what the heck are chimps supposed to do here?
>>150436023I willEnjoy living with the cartels
>>150436010>even with superhuman feats, could avoid a trap that Blue Eyes White Dragon cannot avoid?Because in the context of that, Blue Eyes is restricted to the game's rules.
>>150435917I love these lil' guys so much
Why did Ash fans even want the matchup if they don't want Yugi to have Atem or penalty games?
Dr.Strange bros....
Ash vs Yugi is 100% getting a lyrical soundtrack.
>>150432960>tfw you will never be choked until you're blue and purple by BRAPzilian and PAWGlish dommy mommies Why even live?
Do the Batman characters have any non-losing match ups without chain scaling?
>>150436074Columbo
>>150435943ASHSISSIES EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING NOW!!!!
>>150436056they want to win no matter whatlike dc fags ignoring most of superman feats are conditional, while amped or out of comtext.
>>150436056Penalty Games are such a minor part of the series though?
>>150436196So is Ash.
>>150436200??
>>150436207
>>150436056pity win
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>>150436056We want Ash to fight Denjj.
>>150436230Is this really Ash's best feat? YUP YUP HE LOST
>>150436232Why would you possibly want that?
>>150436242Ash tanked a bloodlusted punch from Zombie Sentry. The punch was so powerful it punched Ash into the Marvel Universe.
>>150436249Ashfags think a normal guy with a gun can kill Denji. Plus they're incredibly insecure and want to see le american man kill popular anime.
>>150436196So what? Banner just won for Hulk. That has probably happened less frequently in actual Marvel comics than Yami Yugi has given out penalties in his early manga.
>>150436074Batman only lost to marvel characters who would be scaled in a similar way. Like, take out scaling against any meta human in dc, you still have a standard load out with building busting bombs and being able to beat up people that survive building/floor busting explosions. So, most versions of Leonardo, kuai liang, James bond, Levi from aot would be good matches.
>>150436249They plenty of things in common and the fight animation would be cool.
>>150436267How do they propose he would do that? I look at a Denji feat thread and this is the first thing I see!!
>>150436268But it would be out of character for Yami Yugi to use them since he decided to stop since deciding the power of Mill Objects was evil.
>>150436302Chainscaling will save Ash
>>150436297Name one that's not chainsaws
>>150436192Wouldn't wanting conditional yugi forms and powers be more like your example?
ENTER
>>150436267>incredibly insecure and want to see le american man kill popular animea very common profile in this general. most capeshitters are like this
>>150436348Of course, Death Battle enables them because the writers are like that too.
PITY WINGOTTA FRAUD EMIT'S YOU AND MEWE KNOW THAT WE CAN'T BEAT YUGIPITY WINOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE MY BEST FRIENDIN A FIGHT WE CAN'T CONTENDPITY WINGOTTA FRAUD EMYOU KNOW IT'S TRRUUUUUUEEEEETHEIR HANDICAPS WILL PULL US THROUGHYOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOUPIT TEE WINGOTTA FRAUD EM ALL GOTTA FRAUD EM ALL PITY WIN
>>150436322loser normies forced into a supernatural horror story that pushes them to become jaded thrillseekers that occasionally have flits of depressed humanity to bring them back down from whatever high they are going through and are still good people at the end of the day in terms of the big picture
>>150436307Is this your first DB? Everyone is bloodlusted which puts most protagonists OOC.
>>150436322For one Fujimoto mentioned in an interview that Denji was inspired by Ash Williams from the Evil Dead series. Both of their series are also hyper violent comedies featuring demons. Both are also anti heroes who care more about their own needs over actually being heroic. I can keep going on. Once you notice it you see how much Denji is based on Ash.
>>150436344How powerful would Sportacus be if he ate the fruit from the Tree of Might?
>>150436370Death Battle doesn't have characters out of character when it comes to doing things outside of killing.That's their main reason for saying why Goku wouldn't just detonate the Sun.
>>150436232Could Denji defeat Akira?
>>150436395He'd probably be weakened since the Tree of Might is sprouted from the suffering of others.
>>150436401>Out of character for Goku to blow up the sunYou sir are lying. As long as he can just use the Dragon Ball to fix it anything is fair game.
>>150436435I'm not lying that was Death Battle's reasoning.
>>150436418But its also a nutritious delicious fruit. Would the fruit being born of suffering really effect how Sportacus absorbs the fruits power? Has that happened before in Lazy Town?
>>150436349>gag flames vs Yugi TANKING a God's flames that could kill anyone
>>150436454Is it actually delicious though? Cause Turles only ever takes a bite and then crushes it in his hand.
>>150436413No
>>150436401Farting out an unfair penalty can literally kill Ash though.
>>150436486Again, out of character and Yugi's penalties do not kill.
>>150436413If he properly scaled to Satan, but as far as I know he never does.
>>150436413Lol no. This fucker can punch continental sized shockwaves.
>>150436480That was Turtles just being dramatic. You likely only have to bite the fruit to get the full effect. Either that or Turtle Rick was confident the little bit of power was enough to beat Goku in the moment.
>>150436495NTA but I think the manga ones do kill, the anime uses alternate language and the dub says shadow realm.
>>150436495You just said OOC killing gets a pass.Yugi torched a guy to death with a penalty in the early manga.
>>150432797Do db fans have the highest irl body count?
>>150436522There is more than one of us in this conversation. I am the one that originally suggested that it would be out of character in a way that Death Battle would avoid.Granted Death Battle is kinda dumb, so it is hard to say how they'll rule at any given time.
SELECT YOUR CHARACTER!Select two characters and I will generate a fight between them, for the sake of not killing the thread i will make it one post longCharacter who loses gets eliminated and marked with a red XLast times losers include>Ben 10 (Lost to Guy Gardner)>Michelin Man (Lost to Weird Al)>Peppino (Lost to Jiren)>Pepsiman (Lost to Armstrong)>Kid Buu (Lost to Dark Matter)>Metallix (Lost to Popeye)>Mega Man X (Lost to Optimus)>Judge Holden (Lost to Lucifer)>General Grievous (Lost to Shakara)>The Maxx (Lost to Maruki)>Guy Gardner (Lost to Excadrill)>Ryuko (Lost to Jiren)>Electivire (Lost to Armstrong)>Aku (Lost to Doomguy)>Perry (Lost to Mandy)>Numbuh 3 (Lost to Randy)>Farfigtron (Lost to Armstrong)>Jiren (Lost to Mandy)>Gru (Lost to Spawn)>Sunflower (Lost to Super Brainz)>Shockwave (Lost to Infamous Iron Man)>Weavile (Lost to Popeye)>Blacephalon (Lost to Raz)>Quagsire (Lost to Cactus McCoy)>Weird Al (Lost to Popeye)>Dr. Maruki (Lost to Popeye)>Doomslayer (Lost to Spawn)>Kira (Lost to Thin White Duke)>Mandy (Lost to Popeye)>Red's Clefairy (Lost to Optimus)>Popeye (Lost to Spawn)>Panty (Lost to Spawn)>Infamous Iron Man (Lost to Excadrill)>Senator Armstrong (Lost to Optimus)>Randy Cunningham (Lost to Lucifer)Leaderboard:>Popeye (5-1)>Spawn (4-1)>Armstrong (3-1)
>>150436533No it probably goes to Disney Fans.
>>150436533>You have to be an actual psycho to enjoy DaimaChecks out.
>>150436552Stocking vs the shit from Doodle Jump
update on the death battle survivor ballot thingTop 12 threads by message count are>1. Springtrap>2. Edward Elric>3. Miku>4. Slenderman>5. The Princess (Slay the Princess)>6. Maelle (Expedition 33)>7. Hornet>8. Frieren>9. Kamen Rider Geats>10. Asta>11. Luke Skywalker>12. Invincible
>>150436562Stocking Anarchy landed in a strange, paper-white world of platforms stretching into infinity. “Great. Trapped in some bootleg Mario knockoff,” she muttered, drawing her katana-stockings.From above, the Doodler descended with a goofy hop, spitting a green projectile in her direction. Stocking swatted it aside with a flick of her blade, unimpressed. “Seriously? That’s it?” She lunged forward, slicing platforms apart as she closed the gap.But the Doodler didn’t stay still. It bounded between ledges with impossible speed, raining projectiles like a broken arcade cabinet gone berserk. Each shot warped the flimsy sketch-world physics, bouncing unpredictably. Stocking growled as one grazed her shoulder. “Okay, so maybe you’re not completely useless.”The world itself seemed to join the fight. Platforms crumbled under her feet, forcing her to keep leaping higher. The Doodler multiplied, copies hopping out from the margins like a glitch. For a moment, Stocking was surrounded, dodging fire from every direction.Then she smirked. “Cute. But I don’t play by your rules.” Her blades lit with holy energy as she spun, tearing through the swarm in a blur. Glitched Doodlers screeched and burst into doodle-dust. The last one tried to leap away, but Stocking caught it mid-air.With a savage downward slash, she split the final Doodler in half — the impact so sharp it carved the platform beneath into two clean pieces. As the sketch-world collapsed into white nothingness, she dusted off her skirt.“Game over,” she said flatly, stepping through the void as if it were just another Tuesday.Winner: Stocking Anarchy.
>>150436552Excadrill vs PvZ zombie guy
>>150436522>You just said OOC killing gets a pass.OOC killing is when a character has a no kill rule. Like Batman, Aang, Joker.OOC killing would be someone turning to a psycho and using an ability they never used before.
>>150436552Optimus vs Dark Matter
>>150436609Stocking vs the cactus
>>150436587>Okay>Okay>Fine>Really?>Why can't we just enjoy things outside powerscaling frameworks>I should play E33>But who against when she's so small>Fair>This feels like something that only exists because of VSBW type mentality>Does he really have any good opponents>It has to be Legends Luke right>Good luck Mark, you'll need it
>>150436623Why do you keep saying it's an ability he doesn't have?
>>150436587Springtrapbros, it's our time
>>150436587Markbros, our time has come.
>>150436691Yeah and Chris said no version of superman could beat xeno Goku.
>>150436710Everybody hates Chris.
>>150436610The arena was chaos—dust clouds swirling as Excadrill summoned a Sandstorm, the grains slashing through the air like knives. Across the field, Super Brainz struck a pose, cape fluttering, voice booming:“Evil beware! For SUPER BRAINZ is here!”Excadrill hissed and dove underground, vanishing. Super Brainz fired off his Heroic Beam, scorching the surface, but the drill Pokémon erupted from below with Drill Run, sending the zombie staggering back.“Unh! Dirty trick! But I can do this all day!” Brainz declared, hurling a Super Ultra Ball that detonated against Excadrill’s armor, sending sparks across its steel claws. Excadrill shook it off, clicking them together, and used Swords Dance. His attack power spiked, his eyes gleaming with fury.Super Brainz frowned. “Okay…time to get serious.” With a flourish, his bracelets pulsed and transformed him into Cozmic Brainz, glowing with cosmic energy. His punches rippled space itself. He swung once, and the shockwave nearly flattened Excadrill into the dirt.Excadrill roared back with Iron Head, slamming into Brainz’s chest, but Cozmic only skidded a step before raising a glowing fist. Energy built—he was charging the dreaded Black Hole Punch.The battlefield distorted as the energy grew, threatening to collapse everything nearby. Excadrill knew he couldn’t wait. He tunneled beneath the ground again, circling faster than the eye could follow. Just before the charge completed, Excadrill shot upward with another Drill Run, piercing through Brainz’s guard.The impact cracked his armor, staggering the cosmic hero and forcing the charge to disperse harmlessly into the sky. Stunned, Cozmic Brainz stumbled. Excadrill wasted no time—an Iron Head to the chin finished it, sending the zombie flying into the sandstorm where he crashed, unconscious.The storm settled. Excadrill emerged, claws raised in triumph.Winner: Excadrill.
>YugiCHADS post country level feats all day>AshFAGS rely on Death Battle ignoring rules, canon, and feats Atem uses on the daily
>>150436726THE EXCAGOAT DOMINATES
>>150436738>Mewtwo was going to destroy entire world with storm he casually made>Mewtwo had to stop Ash from punching him with his psychic powersAsh scales above any of Yugi's monsters. Having planet busting levels of punches.
>>150436652They would probably just assume Hornet is human size for the sake of a matchup, there's technically no actual evidence either way.
>>150436772>MewtwoAsh is canonically weaker than him. >Destroy the entire worldENG Dub is not canon. Does Ash get Minnesota Vikings scaling? >Mewtwo had to stop Ash from punching him with his psychic powers>STILL relying on Ash fighting Yugi because he knows all of his Pokemon are WEAKMewtwo was just getting Ash out of the way because he was annoying. You don't swat a fly away because you think it could kill you.
>>150436710And he's wrong about that btw
>>150436643The sky over Cybertron darkened, not with clouds, but with a swarm of Dark Matter. Tendrils of shadow poured down like ink, forming a swordsman-shaped core that pointed its blade toward the last Prime.Optimus Prime raised his axe, his optics glowing with resolve. “If you seek to corrupt this world,” he boomed, “then you will face the light of the Matrix!”The opening clash was brutal. Dark beams lanced from the swarm, scorching metal and shattering towers. Optimus charged through, deflecting with his axe, blasting back with his ion cannon. But every time he struck the swordsman form, it split into more fragments, circling him like vultures. One tendril lashed around his arm, another clawed at his mind, whispering despair. Optimus staggered but roared, tearing them away with sheer will.Dark Matter unleashed its full storm, blotting out the sky and bombarding Prime from all sides. Optimus crashed to one knee, sparks flying, his armor dented and cracked. The corruption pressed deeper, threatening to seize control of his spark.But Optimus gripped the Matrix of Leadership. “One shall stand…” he growled, rising, “…and darkness shall fall!”The Matrix flared open. Light like a newborn star erupted, sweeping across the battlefield. Dark Matter shrieked, its swarm burning away as though fire had taken hold of shadow. The swordsman form lunged desperately, blade aimed for Prime’s spark. Optimus met it head-on, axe shattering its weapon.Optimus thrust the Matrix forward, a torrent of pure creation engulfing the entity. Dark Matter writhed, dissolving into nothingness, its corruption burned clean from reality itself.The light faded, leaving a battered but unbroken Optimus standing tall. He closed the Matrix and whispered, “Till all are one.”Winner: Optimus Prime
>Going 3-0 with a mere piece of his powerHeh
>>150436710...you weren't supposed to post that.
>>150436798I suppose that's fair. The worlds of Hollow Knight have a lot of technological and metallurgical manufacturing that would suggest a larger size than just ittybitty insect.
>>150436552Frutagon vs Shrike
>>150436587And general top matches from a quick glance at the threads>Junko>Johnny Joestar>Barbie>Sadako>Beatrice (Umineko)>Will (Metaphor)>Malenia (Elden Ring) though it seems more split>Tiki (Fire Emblem) also split>No consensus I can immediately see but I see Bayonetta, Liu Kang and Sephiroth get brought up a lot>Natsu>Paul Atreides>Rodimus Prime
>>150436644The dusty canyon wind howled as Cactus McCoy trudged forward, revolver in hand. He was hunting a cursed treasure when a swirl of pink light and fluttering ribbons descended from the sky. Stocking Anarchy stood there, chewing a lollipop, her katana already drawn.“You’re either a lost cowboy… or tonight’s demon piñata,” she said flatly.Cactus squinted. “Don’t know what you are, lady, but I’ve busted tougher varmints than you.”Stocking dashed in with a blur of steel, blades clashing against McCoy’s spiked fists. She was graceful, sharp, deadly precise—while McCoy was scrappy, blocking with his revolver, countering with a knuckle dusted haymaker. Sparks flew as metal met metal.Stocking unleashed her true speed, ribbons unraveling into a storm of slashes that tore through the canyon walls. McCoy tumbled, pulled a stick of dynamite, and hurled it. The blast shook the earth, forcing Stocking to shield herself. Then McCoy pressed forward with his brutal brawler’s arsenal: whips, maces, even a chained morning star. Stocking’s goth composure cracked into irritation.“Oh, you do know how to party.”Stocking teleporting in with teleport dashes, McCoy slugging her with wild but effective brawls. Stocking’s blade grazed his arm, ichor seeping from cactus flesh. McCoy responded with a brutal uppercut that sent her airborne.But Stocking wasn’t done. She licked her lollipop, grinned, and in a flash of pink ribbons, unleashed her finisher: dual katanas forming a cross-slash of holy energy. McCoy braced himself, charging forward with everything he had, spiked fists raised.Stocking’s blades carved a glowing X across the battlefield, tearing straight through McCoy’s guard. He staggered, cactus needles falling like withered leaves, before collapsing to the dust.Stocking twirled her blade, bored again. “Cute try, cactus man. But demons don’t get second lives.”Winner: Stocking
So how will Ash's respectful death go?>Makes Ash hang himself>Makes Ash shoot himself in the head>Burns Ash to death>Drops Ash in a bottomless pit>Puts Ash in a coma and kills him while he's out
>>150436881Panty vs Lucifer
>>150436884It'll probably just be big beam disintegrating him (or Yugi, if Ash wins)
Ash will not get a respectful death because he's not dying at all.
>>150436922Post Ash destroying a large building.
>>150436929Post Yugi destroying a small building.
Ash won't get a respectful death because her name is Ashley, bigots.
>>150436884Yugi uses Monster Reborn on all of Ash's dead Pokemon and tells him he's a monster no longer.
>SHITvincible /v/ threadGentlemen....
Ash won't get a respectful death because he'll be having sex with me on the day of the fight
>>150436991Serena…
>>150437001...'s cuckquean fantasy Clemont...
>>150436899Panty lost to Spawn>>150436839>Someone recognized its the shrikeNgl didn't expect that
>>150436953>deadPokemon don't die in battle. They faint. So there goes Yugi's ace strat.>>150436884>"Burns Ash to Death">when he repeatedly has tanked flames from Charizard (hot enough to melt boulders) and Infernape>Tanked multiple electrocutions by Pikachu>Tanked meteors falling on his head thanks to Gible>Tanked being frozen by Glalie>"Drops Ash into a bottomless pit.">PIDGEOT I CHOOSE YOU>CHARIZARD I CHOOSE YOU>DRAGONITE I CHOOSE YOU>SWELLOW, I CHOOSE YOU>TRANQUIL I CHOOSE YOU!>STARRAPTOR I CHOOSE YOU!>BULBASAUR, BAYLEAF, USE VINEWHIP TO STOP MY FALL>"makes ash shoot himself in the head"As previously pointed out, he's tanked Draco Meteors from Gible.Everything else is Viable or I haven't seen proof otherwise he'd tank it.
>>150437007ah dang
>>150436839The desert sun scorched the cracked earth as Frutagon’s claws dug in. Dragon Dance ignited its muscles, speed surging as it let out a thunderous “RROOOAAARRR!” The Shrike emerged from the shadows, blades glinting, phasing through reality like liquid steel.Frutagon lunged, Drill Run spinning in a deadly arc, Wood Hammer smashing the ground with a deafening “RROOOARR!” Each strike met only air—the Shrike flickered out of phase, metallic wings slicing the dust. Outrage followed, a torrent of swinging claws and piercing roars, yet the Shrike’s time-bending reflexes let it avoid every blow.Frutagon’s claws dug deep, attacks amplified by Tough Claws, raising clouds of sand. The Shrike retaliated with a storm of impaling blades, phasing through each attack, striking before Frutagon could land another hit. Drill Run smashed the desert, Wood Hammer cracked boulders, but the Shrike moved like an impossible shadow.Frutagon’s final “RROOOAARRR!” shook the canyon as it surged in a full-powered Outrage. But the Shrike twisted time, blades skewering the ground around the dragonfruit. Every strike of Frutagon’s claws was parried midair. In a single, impossibly fast motion, the Shrike impaled Frutagon, lifting it into a frozen tableau, sand and shadow swirling around.The desert fell silent. Frutagon’s roars faded into a whisper of the wind. Strength, speed, and fury could not overcome the master of time and death. The Shrike stepped back, blades gleaming, a silent monument to inevitability.The Winner: The Shrike
>>150437024>Charizard (hot enough to melt boulders)Game dex is not canon to the anime. Post Ash's Charizard melting boulders.
>>150436587B-Bros please don't let Johnny Joestar win! I don't want him to gape me and expose me as a fraud!!!
>>150437024>*puts Ash in a coma*>no rly>all of Pokemon since EP001 is a coma dream and mon don't exist that is why Ash never ages CONFIRMED>he wakes and mons aren't real>dies to Beaver Warrior
3 days until The coronation of QUEENby as the new ruler of these threads alongside KINGtos
>>150437120>This is the level of cope Yugifags are on
>>150437117Ed beats Johnny thoughbeit
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>>150437104Post Yugi melting Boulders first. Cause it'd be fucking funny.
>>150436870Who would win all of these?
>>150437024Doesn't a Snubbull just straight up die to a house fire in one of the movies?
>>150437162>STATEMENT>Absolutely anything>Can't melt a weak human boy>Can't melt rock>Can't melt anything
>>150437186Ash isn't that weak, honestly.>survived being physically abused by a Primeape>Tanked being attacked by a Hitmonchan, a Machoke, a Golem and a Mankey at the same time.
I just realized how funny it would be for someone to win the island thing after a grueling tournament full of hardships and controversies only for them to get into the show against an opponent who utterly stomps them
>>150437215>Survived a gag>Tanked a gagAsh is weak. Pokemon are also weak and they rely on statements.
>>150437215>Yugi summons anti-magic arrows>Ash loses toon gag powerseasy
I watch Soul Eater Not for the Maka Upscale...
>>150437259>Yugi uses a card he doesn't have so it can do something it can't do
>>150437235>>150437259>g-g-g-g-gagThey were not gags. Don't start the cope now.
>>150437266Yup... Look at all that meaty Scaling...
>>150437215Were they actually trying to seriously injure him? Isn't the whole point of Pokemon that the vast majority of Pokemon try to be friends with humans and don't want to hurt them too badly?
>>150437266How are you watching a mangaBut also, this whole thing really confuses the speed of Soul Eater, cause the person to get under 6 seconds was Black Star.That's treated as impressive, even though at this point in the story the characters would be aware of what 3 Star Meisters are capable of.
>>150437278HalDAMN!
>>150437286>you can't use game stuff>but use this game loreThe Machoke, Hitmonchan, Mankey and Golem were sent out by people wanting to hurt him.
>post dex entry from the games>"it's not canon!">post dex entry from the anime>"that doesn't count!">post feats>"that's a gag!"
>>150437276>Ash gets hit by Charizards (weak btw) flame >Gets covered in soot and makes a silly face>I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IT'S NOT A GAG -ACK
>>150437305>>post dex entry from the anime>>"that doesn't count!"Post Charizard's flame melting ANYTHING.
>>150437304>game loreIs that not the very basis of the entire franchise?>were sent out by peopleWho? When?
>>150437176Barbie rapes
>>150437031Madoka's footstool
>>150437305Technically it's canon that the dex entries can't be trusted because of the fossil Pokemon from Sword and Shield.Those dex entries deliberately contradict each other and cannot all be true, which calls to attention the speculative nature of the rest of the dex.But you're an anime only retard so I guess you didn't know that.
>>150436587Hell yeah Slenderman, let's go OG creepyasta shit>>150436870>Most requested match is SadakoFucking lame, the SCP-obsessed zoomers in their hug box have Slendy up that high and can't be bothered to have his most popular match be SCP-173 and have an SCP match where it's actually warranted
>>150437314
>>150437352>You can't use the game dex, they're noncanon to the anime>The anime dex isn't reliable either>Why? Because the game dex said so
>>150437339Fucking Christ. Here comes the airplane.https://youtu.be/XXuhIoEBB_M?si=oj1zVZj-5jlDVYSs&t=577
>>150437274>Living Arrow* fug
>>150437391Bro you do not want to lose game feats lol
>>150437390Charizard was going all out here. Do you think he was using the same flame on Ash?
>>150436799Canonically Mewtwo had to stop Ash from punching him. All of Ash's Pokémon svale to him so they all scale higher than the hole in the clouds feat.
>>150437419>Canonically Mewtwo had to stop Ash from punching himShow me the line where Mewtwo said he did that to protect himself and not because Ash was in the way and being annoying. >All of Ash's Pokemon scale to himHow? Ash is not as strong as his fucking Pokemon.
>>150437435He's strong enough to lift a giant tree. Get fucked.
>>150437390that doesn't count, it's a gag.
>>150437458>Gag also see >>150435943>Yugi casually tossing a dragon that is easily hundreds of thousands of tons
>>150437401>they just hit each other hard enough to kick up some dust>Ash doesn't even look like he got directly hit, and they clearly weren't trying to kill him or anythingWell as Ash himself says. That was pathetic
>>150437458Is he
>more 'gag-cope'>>150437478>SHOW ME PROOF THAT ASH GOT ATTACKED BY THEM>show proof>IT'S A GAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>150437493They start punching each other and then kick up some dust. Where did I call it a gag
>>150437418Keep moving the goalpost.
>>150437491Processed wood =/= Tree
>Ash can easily lift and throw this log that is over 1000 pounds!>But he can't lift Dragonite who only weighs 400 pounds MAX
>>150437520I'm more concerned there's two of him.
>>150437509You're right, the log he couldn't lift was much smaller than a tree you're claiming he can
>>150437506>ANOTHER FUCKING GAG
>>150437506doesn't count, this was clearly a gag.
Ash gets game scaling btw
>>150437567this was a gag, it shouldn't be counted
>>150437567Don't the "game protagonists" in Masters have a bunch of inconsistencies with the games like them traveling in groups?
If Ash dies, his Pokemon can bring him back to life.
>>150437604This required the tears from a few dozen Pokemon though, I don't think Ash can have that many out at once
>>150437604This? A gag.
>>150437639So are we restricting ourselves to Pokemon rules or Yugioh rules?
>>150437604I remmeber crying so hard at this
>>150437648Yugioh Rules. That way Yugi can win of course!
Here's Pikachu dodging a laser.
Toonforce bros...We don't exist because we are gags...
>>150437678>Here's Pikachu dodging a gag.
>>150437684Spongebob vs Aquaman rematch NOWPopeye vs Saitama rematch NOWCoyote vs Tom rematch NOW
>>150437678Where is that stated to be a lightspeed laser and not just some generic energy beam?
>>150437715>This one doesn't count because I said so
>>150437648I mean the whole point about why you don't have so many Pokemon out at once is that it's impossible to control them
>>150437723Can you answer the question?
>>150437744>Looks like a laser>Acts like a laser>As fast as a laser
>>150437759Can you show me the part where it's stated to be lightspeed? It visually looks like it's less than 100 mph
Post one Pokemon feat that isn't a gag
>>150437794I-I-I AM UNABLE.....
>>150437794
>>150437825>Posts Pikachu destroying a gag-sized mountain?
>>150437825>Gag of Pikachu instantly destroying a small rockYawn
pity win muto
>>150437520but he IS lifting him
They should have done Ash vs Composite Bugs Bunny instead.
>>150437861He's clearly struggling to
>>150437861dragonite can fly
Pikachu gags outscales all of looney tunes via capital, he now stomps all of yugioh with omniversal vaccumn cleaner scaling.
>Taking gags seriouslyName one time Death Battle has done this
>pokemelty
>>150437885The official God Of War 55 Wacky Jokes You Can Tell Your Son To Make Him A Better Man joke book was used for Kratos
>>150437885Popeye
yugash is gonna be a waiting period akin to hell itself
I HATE WEAKLING
>>150437935Yugi, calm down, we'll find you a stronger opponent than gagkemon...
>>150437934Can it top Krasura though?
>>150437971We're already seeing Pokefags try to argue MFTL++ Ash from such feats as this >>150437678 so maybe
>>150437266>>150437278>Maka upscales characters with access to the gym uniform transformation Rubysisters! Our main wincon is DONE!
>>150437971No
>>150438025She's 16
>>150438125HalDAMN she's too OLD for me sadly...
>>150437912This is a funny gag.
>>150438125Out of 10!
Yugi has gags too...
>>150436263HahaThe joke is that there's another character named Ash
>>150438025>Maka upscales from featless fodderGym Ruby still solos.
>>150438125Guess I'll just have to enjoy her beheading sunday
>Maka buries her scythe into Ruby's heart and looks down at her defeated foe in pity>"You are an anime character no longer">Ruby looks up and meets her gaze>"I never was"
New thread, move when needed.>>150438328
