What are some myth fights they could do?
Three days until the biggest gaping of the year.
>>150438328Beowulf vs. Achilles
>>150438385I think Achilles should fight fellow invulnerable guy Sigurd
This needs an update
>>150438328Zeus vs Odin was in the tournament of champions but it lost to Gru vs Megamind in the first round.
>>150438393Ooh Sigurd would also be good. Who should Beowulf fight? I feel like he needs to be in the show at some point
>>150438422Maybe Arthur, go for the big names in this case
Zesty
Who's his victim before he goes and fucks Jill?
on the death battle survivor ballot thing Top 12 threads by message count are >1. Springtrap >2. Edward Elric >3. Miku >4. Slenderman >5. The Princess (Slay the Princess) >6. Maelle (Expedition 33) >7. Hornet >8. Frieren >9. Kamen Rider Geats >10. Asta >11. Luke Skywalker >12. Invincible
>>150438528CUTEtos
>>150438534And general top matches from a quick glance at the threads>Junko>Johnny Joestar>Barbie>Sadako>Beatrice (Umineko)>Will (Metaphor)>Malenia (Elden Ring) though it seems more split>Tiki (Fire Emblem) also split>No consensus I can immediately see but I see Bayonetta, Liu Kang and Sephiroth get brought up a lot>Natsu>Paul Atreides>Rodimus Prime
>>150438528Kratos has so much swagger
>>150438549>Paul AtreidesWould he fight Luke or someone from 40k?
>>150438534KIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGTTRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
>>150438576He's the most requested opponent for Luke so probably that
Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle>Soul Eater-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (this would be around 717.25242 km/h at worst)-Black Star can dodge Lasers-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves>RWBY-Yang took an impact of 48.83 tons of force during a food fight-Yang survived being slammed against a concrete pillar with 1400 tons of force-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
>>150438549>>Beatrice (Umineko)The princess is going to go from the club sealer to be club sealed, KEK.
>>150438590Isn't that a horrific one-sided stomp? Wank the Golden Path all you want, but it's not going to save him from a force choke going through his shields. I think, funnily enough, Paul purely from a powers point of view might be better suited for fighting Contessa from Worm.
>>150438549>Mark successfully finds a way to duck Gohan
More battles should end in sex
SELECT YOUR CHARACTER!Select two characters and I will generate a fight between them, for the sake of not killing the thread i will make it one post longCharacter who loses gets eliminated and marked with a red XLast times losers include>Ben 10 (Lost to Guy Gardner)>Michelin Man (Lost to Weird Al)>Peppino (Lost to Jiren)>Pepsiman (Lost to Armstrong)>Kid Buu (Lost to Dark Matter)>Metallix (Lost to Popeye)>Mega Man X (Lost to Optimus)>Judge Holden (Lost to Lucifer)>General Grievous (Lost to Shakara)>The Maxx (Lost to Maruki)>Guy Gardner (Lost to Excadrill)>Ryuko (Lost to Jiren)>Electivire (Lost to Armstrong)>Aku (Lost to Doomguy)>Perry (Lost to Mandy)>Numbuh 3 (Lost to Randy)>Farfigtron (Lost to Armstrong)>Jiren (Lost to Mandy)>Gru (Lost to Spawn)>Sunflower (Lost to Super Brainz)>Shockwave (Lost to Infamous Iron Man)>Weavile (Lost to Popeye)>Blacephalon (Lost to Raz)>Quagsire (Lost to Cactus McCoy)>Weird Al (Lost to Popeye)>Dr. Maruki (Lost to Popeye)>Doomslayer (Lost to Spawn)>Kira (Lost to Thin White Duke)>Mandy (Lost to Popeye)>Red's Clefairy (Lost to Optimus)>Popeye (Lost to Spawn)>Panty (Lost to Spawn)>Infamous Iron Man (Lost to Excadrill)>Senator Armstrong (Lost to Optimus)>Randy Cunningham (Lost to Lucifer)>Dark Matter (Lost to Optimus)>Super Brainz (Lost to Excadrill)>Cactus McCoy (Lost to Stocking)>Doodler (Lost to Stocking)>Frutagon (Lost to Shrike)Leaderboard:>(5-1)Popeye>(4-0)OptimusSpawn>(3-0)Excadrill
>>150438735Do Popeye vs The Second Coming
>>150438719not like he'd beat rodimus either
>>150438747Popeye lost to Spawn tho
>>150438747Wait SHIT I just saw the former died, put TSC against Red Goblin instead I suppose
>>150438735Animation Stickman vs Optimus Prime
>>150438676It came up on a previous ballot and Ben saw it and asked the chat "okay I get this thematically and like the connections but how is it not just an obvious stomp for Luke" and the chat response was unanimously calling it a stomp but still a fun match. So it's not being pushed under that guise I don't think
>>150438735Spawn vs lucifer.
>>150438754Trust Omnipotus scaling bro
>>150438766Ah, that's fair enough I guess.
>>150438528>Kratos offering his love to deflect when asked if he can destroy a mountain
>>150435583stop regurgitating your reddit shit listroon you spic
Ash has no feats that aren't jokes. Yugi is going to fuck Misty in front of Ash KEKAROO
>>150438735Stocking vs Raz
>>150438735Excadrill vs Red Goblin
>>150438857Why are you obsessed with this reddit user?
Hello? Did anyone leave their dog here? I found it running around telling people to be a better man. Who owns this wretched mutt?
Could your hero survive a Springlock failure?
>>150438763>>150438768>>150438869>>150438905Queued
>>150438951Goten would tank it
Yugibros, we are NOT going to take this lying down.We are NOT a joke.We are VERY serious.
>>150438951The funniest part of Springtrap vs Junko is that Junko surviving most of the Ultimate Execution means she probably unironically can survive a springlock failure
>>150438932>Sorry mortals, seems like my Redeemer escaped his leash. I’ll make sure to TEACH him a lesson so this incident will not repeat.
>>150438983A dog is not a contemptible animal and neither is a lamb. If the creator of the universe says to do something then you better do it. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Surprised Skeletor doesn't seem like a more popular request (also, wonder how they would handle MOTU canon)
>>150439015>If the creator of the universe says to do something then you better do it. NO EXCEPTIONS!Somebody should’ve given that memo to Asura. Humanity should NOT have been given free will. Divinity should always be watching and manipulating those beneath them.
>Discord picks: Springtrap, Edward Elric, Hatsune Miku, Slenderman, and The Princess>VSBW picks: Meta Knight, Demi-Fiend, Springtrap, Neptune, Luigi and Reimu>/dbg/ picks: Jiren, Samurai Jack, Kratos, Invincible and Superboy Prime>reddit apparently shilling Kyle Rayner, Punisher, Constantine and Nia
>>150439080Fortnite has done irreparable damage to whatever characters it gets its hands on.
Swan posted this thumbnail in the server for Maelle vs Will btw, so I assume that's probably what he's supporting
Why do they hate Pokemon so much?
>>150439080I want Superboy Prime vs Invincible so badly.I want to see cucky Mark get mauled.
>>150438763Optimus Prime landed in the ruined city square, the Matrix of Leadership glowing as he scanned for threats. From the flickering digital panels, a silent orange stickman emerged: TSC. No words, no sounds—just simple lines brimming with latent energy.Optimus swung his energon axe, sparks flying, aiming to subdue the small yet uncanny figure. TSC dodged with impossible fluidity, slipping through walls, floors, and the air itself, each movement defying physical limits. Even the mighty Matrix could barely lock on.TSC entered its awakened state, stretching, fracturing, and multiplying across frames of the environment. Every swing of the axe collided with copies of the stickman, who split, merged, and reformed, warping the cityscape as if reality itself bent to animation. Optimus fired the Matrix’s energy beams, but TSC absorbed momentum and redirected the blasts into endless loops, nullifying their force.Optimus, realizing brute force failed, charged with all his might, axe raised, energy surging. TSC, still silent, maneuvered through the charge, phasing and multiplying, turning each corner of the battlefield into a canvas of chaos. For a moment, the Matrix’s light flickered, struggling to maintain control against the awakened stickman.Optimus attempted a decisive strike. TSC leapt through the strike, merging all copies into a singular, perfect form, enveloping Optimus in a looped, animated distortion. The Matrix flared, illuminating the chaos, but the stickman slipped free, leaving only bending walls, flickering lights, and a trembling Autobot.The battlefield stilled. Optimus lowered his axe, scanning the warping environment. TSC stood victorious—not by strength, but by bending the rules of the animated world itself. The Matrix had failed to contain a being whose domain was narrative logic incarnate. Silent. Simple. Undefeated.Winner: The Second Coming.
>Invincible's most popular match in the community is Rodimusweird
>>150439179GG Optimusbros we had a good run
>>150439207they don't want to see Mark get curbstomped by Superboy Prime I guess...
>>150439080>SpringtrapCringe. And a lot of horror guys just don't work for VS debates>Edward Elriccool>MikuDoes she even have lore? She's just a fucking idol.>SlendermanSee Springtrap but add public domain fuckery on top>The PrincessI don't think that game works for vs stuff>Meta Knightoverdue honestly, even if deciding a fight for him is a bitch>NeptuneRoman God? Niche, but cool. The Neptunia one? Cringe>LuigiI guess I'd be fine with him coming back after so long>Demi-Fiend, ReimuFine with the series, hate their wankers in VSshit>JirenActually would like to see it>Samurai JackCool, but have no real opinions>Kratos, InvincibleOnly if they get stomped>Superboy PrimeOnly if he wins>KyleSympathise with his fans, but want other Lanterns first>Punisher, Constantinecool>Niawho?
>>150438768The sky split in half as Lucifer Morningstar descended, wings like molten gold slicing the heavens. Spawn emerged from the shadows, cloak whipping violently, chains snapping sparks of hellfire. The ground cracked where they met.Lucifer struck first, his radiant fists cleaving buildings, tearing streets like paper. Spawn dodged, his chains lashing, detonating necroplasm blasts that blasted chunks of the city into molten rubble. Each impact bent reality, warping the air with divine and infernal energy.Lucifer summoned shards of pure celestial annihilation, ripping through time and space in blinding arcs. Spawn’s body twisted, mutating into his divine form, black wings of shadow splitting the light, eyes burning with a fury that rivaled creation itself. Streets became molten rivers, sky shattered into fragments of fire and darkness, and gravity stuttered under their assault.Spawn hurled skyscrapers like missiles, chains ensnaring stars of pure light, redirecting them as infernal explosions. Lucifer’s strikes tore holes in the world itself, but Spawn’s divine essence patched and twisted reality around him, turning each attack into chaotic counterforce. Time flickered; the very laws of physics became suggestions.Lucifer unleashed a judgment strike, a spear of light that could erase entire city blocks. Spawn absorbed it, his divine body glowing with hellish intensity, then expelled it back as a devastating necroplasm wave, fracturing space and raining shards of celestial and infernal debris across the city. Lucifer was hurled through warped dimensions, finally stabilizing, battered, wings torn, a faint smirk of grudging respect on his face.Spawn landed amid the ruins, divine energy fading, the city a shattered tableau of fire, light, and shadow. Reality itself bore the scars of their clash. Spawn had survived the impossible and rewritten the battlefield with sheer will, a mortal-infused god standing amid divine ruin.Winner: Spawn
>>150439080What the Hell is Nia gonna do?
>>150439207All his other fights stomp him (outside of maybe Disney Luke)Even Rodimus beats him unless you go full coward and limit him to IDW only.
>>150439281RAAAAAAAAH SPAWNCHADS RISE LUCKY LUCY LOST
>>150439207Gohan is probably perceived as too much of a stomp for Mark and IDW TF shit has had a terrible track record in the show so far (Optimuro doesn't count) so I suppose they perceive it as the more balanced match up beyond the thematic connections
this AI is dogshit lmaono way Lucifer Morningstar loses to fucking Spawn
>>150439322You'd be surprised but the AI told me that Spawn would lose yesterday because Lucifer is second to the presence, but when i told it to give Spawn his divine form in the fight it seemed to change its mind
>>150439322Lucifer is just a shitty version of a reality warper. Can't even create shit, can only manipulate what is already made.
>>150439207Invincible vs Gohan gets a lot of push back because it's seen as a boring stomp. I assume that Gohanfags will try to make him fight some multiversal character and then complain when he loses.>>150439249>Roman God?We're talking about VSBW so I'm 99% sure it's the neptunia one.>who?From Gurren Lagann, she's Simon's wife.
>>150439322Lucifer=SatanSpawn>SatanSpawn is also more popular than that specific Lucifer.Makes sense from an AI perspective
>>150439357Lucifer is literally the second strongest being in DC, only the Presence is above him. The only person equal to him is his twin Michael.>>150439379I guess so.
>>150439207Mark is a salt of the earth mid to high tier comic book flying brick with no esoteric hax or quaternary scaling to cosmology busters. This is offensive and repulsive to the modern day battle boarder
>>150438869The circus tent swayed under a crescent moon as Razputin Aquato stepped into the clearing, eyes sharp, ready for any trick. Across from him, Stocking Anarchy adjusted her striped stockings, twin swords glinting, a sardonic smile on her face.Raz launched first, a whirlwind of acrobatics and precise punches. Stocking countered, her swords cutting through the air with unnerving grace, sending sparks where steel met Raz’s momentum. Each strike was met with a dodge or a clever feint, the two moving in a deadly, synchronized dance.Raz called upon his circus gadgets—smoke bombs, spring-loaded stilts, and razor-sharp juggling knives—turning the terrain into a shifting battlefield. Stocking leapt atop crates, her boots striking with precision, slicing knives out of the air and creating sonic clashes with her blades. Shadows lengthened as they twisted through the night, a ballet of agility versus elegant lethality.Raz somersaulted high, launching a flurry of spinning knives, aiming to corner Stocking. She responded with a swift dual strike, deflecting the knives, then sent a spinning kick that sent Raz tumbling into a stack of crates. Raz rolled, flipped, and came up with a dazzling counter: a combination of acrobatics and distraction, using his agility to blindside Stocking.Raz leapt into the air, his knives spinning like a halo, and executed a gravity-defying flip, striking the floor with a shockwave that knocked Stocking off balance. She stumbled, swords clattering, and Raz landed gracefully before her, blades at the ready. Stocking raised her swords once more—but Raz’s final feint and agile strike disarmed her and pinned her gently, signaling the end.Breathing heavily, Raz offered a small nod of respect. Stocking rolled her eyes, smirk fading, conceding defeat. The night fell silent again, the clash of circus skill against gothic precision complete.Winner: Razputin Aquato.
>>150439403Yeah but Rodimus pushers are more likely than not expecting them to use the IDW design so they can furiously masturbate to it so frankly I'd say Mark is the lesser evil to root for out of the two
>>150439401>More statement merchantingSorry Luci, doesn't cut it anymore.
>>150439401>Lucifer is literally the second strongest being in DC, only the Presence is above himthis is so wrongthere are other presences in the setting and the setting is on a white paper/monitor overvoid which is the actual strongest being
>>150439447it cut it for Kratos and for Omni-man though?
>>150439361Ultraman Zero seems popular for redditors, but I assume Ultraman is too niche for the regular DB audience.Superboy is obvious, but that's just Goku vs Superman again.>>150439403Mark is basically DCAU Superman with less abilities and better/worse feats>>150439443From my experience, the IDW focus is because even Sunbow Rodimus rapes Mark.
>>150438905The desert quaked as Excadrill surged through the howling sandstorm, claws gleaming, Swords Dance humming with power. Across the dunes, Red Goblin landed in a burst of fire, symbiote tendrils writhing and molten orange flames licking the sand, a manic grin stretching his masked face.Excadrill charged, claws aimed, Steel/Ground typing giving it resistance against the blazing heat, its metallic body deflecting fiery blasts. Red Goblin responded with a pyrokinetic wave, melting rocks and sand into molten streams, but Excadrill’s Sand Rush allowed it to weave through the inferno, drilling through the sand to strike from below.Excadrill slammed with Drill Run, sending shockwaves into the sand, but Red Goblin’s symbiote quickly regenerated from each strike, tendrils lashing, launching pumpkin bombs and molten shards to keep Excadrill at bay. Iron Head clashed with symbiote spikes, sparks flying, flames scorching the metal but failing to pierce it.Red Goblin soared with his glider, raining fire and tendrils from above, trying to overwhelm Excadrill, who twisted through the storm, spinning like a drill. Every attempt to bind him failed as sand and metal met symbiote and fire in a deadly ballet, the desert itself warped by their clash.Excadrill vanished beneath the sand, surfacing at supersonic Sand Rush speed, spinning with Drill Run and Iron Head, cutting through symbiote regeneration and molten flames. Red Goblin’s pyrokinetic barrage collided with the spinning steel, but Excadrill’s momentum and precision pierced his defenses, slam-digging him into the sandstorm’s fury, leaving him smoldering, exhausted, and defeated.The storm settled. Excadrill emerged, claws shining in the dying light, the desert scarred but conquered—a master of speed, steel, and relentless precision over chaotic fire and regeneration.Winner: Excadrill
>>150439474That's why I said anymore
>>150438534>Springtrap/Junkoover Chris/Monokuma...>Edward/Johnnywhy?>Slenderman/SadakoSlenderman is for the Tall Man>5, 6, 8total waste>12 Mark/Rodimusbreh
>>150439322Lucy jobbed to basic bitch history erasure, he is an unironic beerus victim.
>>150439479Superboy can take GohanIt'll be a hard pounding, a real pain in the ass, but Superboy could take it all
>>150439448What does being the strongest even mean if you can't actually use those characters in contexts where strength is a factor?
>>150439502Since I don't think she's fought yet, Excadrill vs Vexus
>>150439357Didn't he create his own cosmos outside the presence's plan inside the void?
>>150439502>Beats CapeshitDrillGODS...
>>150439401>Lucifer is literally the second strongest being in DC, only the Presence is above him. The only person equal to him is his twin Michael.DAMN. HE IS PLANET LEVEL+?!?!?
>>150439525oh but you can. the presence and all those characters are shaped by people's perceptiondc comics screwed over this lore by equalizing the presences then again by creating the monitor overvoid. dc version is just as wanked as dc dr. manhattan but the wank fails under scrutinity
>>150439516That's assuming they use Jon, who barely appears in non-comic stuff.
>>150439516retard
>>150439555What was Lucifer doing during Perpetua's story arc? Was He hiding?
BRING MY TYPHON
>>150439281The DC cosmology got clowned on again
I'm a fraudI'm weakI was in a coughing baby vs coughing baby fight... and I STILL lost
>>150439623Dream of the Endless started Death Metal by BEGGING Batman and Superman to save him from Barbatos and Batkekso maybe yeah lol
>>150439669Mikasa....
>>150439669Goku...
>>150439669Miles Morales...
>>150439669FRAUDzilla...
>>150439669Deku...
>>150439207bring me Mark
>>150439712But Deku won...
>>150439669Alucard...
>>150439080We need a team tournament with these characters to determine who's the strongest DB fanbase
>>150439541The desert cracked under a blazing sun as Excadrill burst from the sand, claws glinting steel. With a deafening roar, it summoned a Sandstorm, the swirling grit granting him an unnatural speed. Queen Vexus hovered above, her energy aura flaring, eyes narrowing as she assessed the drill-tipped menace.Excadrill surged forward, Swords Dance boosting its strength; the ground shook with each stride. Vexus responded with a pulse of violet energy, forcing Excadrill to skid sideways, grit pelting her form. Yet, the Ground/Steel hybrid was relentless. With the storm aiding its speed, it twisted midair into a Drill Run, claws aimed for her core. Vexus deflected with a shield of electromagnetic force, the impact sending a ripple through the sand.Excadrill spun and lunged, Iron Head snapping, while Vexus countered with tendrils of technopathic energy, hacking and manipulating nearby metal shards into whirling projectiles. Each strike from Excadrill was precise, but Vexus adapted, teleporting and striking back with energy blasts that cratered the desert.Determined, Excadrill waited for the perfect opening. As Vexus hovered too close, overconfident, Excadrill rocketed upward, the Sandstorm at full fury propelling it past her defenses. With blinding speed, it drove its claws into Vexus’ side, twisting, Drill Run piercing her energy defenses. She staggered, her aura flickering under the force, and with a final, earth-shattering strike, Excadrill landed Iron Head with perfect precision, shattering her shield and knocking her unconscious into the sand.The storm settled. Excadrill stood atop the dunes, panting but victorious, sand drifting around its sharpened claws as the desert fell silent once more.Winner: Excadrill
>>150439669Harley Quinn…
>>150439735He’s probably talking about Deku vs Asta.
>>150439672Didn't a recent comic book confirm that The Endless are weak?
>>150439751HE CAN'T BE STOPPED
>>150439751Shrike vs Shakara
>>150439746>VSBW has Luigithe answer seems obvious
>>150439751Thin White Duke vs Shrike
>>150439751HE'S JUST A CARTOON MOLE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>150439801Excadrill taugght me to be a Better Man
>>150439751Excadrill vs Composite Fiction
>>150439578Call me a stick in the mud, but cosmological mapping and tiers seems like it doesn't actually benefit world building.
>>150439801I gotta make an edit of this>>150439800If shrike wins this will be the next fight
>>1504396233 chaos eras on paint later.
>>150439751STICK FIGURE MAN, STOP EXCADRILL
Cute...
EXCAAAAADRRIIILLLLLLLLLTOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!
>>150439843... AND Canon
>>150439801>doubting the humble excadrillit was meta for a reason>>150439830>but cosmological mapping and tiers seems like it doesn't actually benefit world buildingi mean it doesn't
>>150439782If they did that’s even worse for Lucifer since multiple of them are confirmed stronger than Lucifer, and Morpheus though weaker has beaten him
>>150439746Discord is the strongest in the sense that it's the most influential since it's exclusively paypiggies, VSBW's characters probably win in a wank off though.
>>150439801>>150439845He has a portion of KINGtos’ power.
Dont get cocky. KINGtos would GAPE Excadrill desu
>>150439870I know that I was being facetious. I just think that authors have developed this idea that more complicated lore/metafictional elements = better.I'm not saying authors should avoid it, but it would be worthwhile to consider if the story needs it.
>KINGtos would GAPE Excadrill desu
>>150439999QUADS CONFIRM
>>150439970>>150439970>>150439970Sonicbros?!?!?
>>150439999Post Excadrill tanking high outerversal+++ rocks.
>SHITos taking credit from Simon lending his powers again, after the Kratos equation failed whereas the Simon equation wonWhy does this keep happening?
I've been so fucking mindbroken whenever I see a picture of kratos I start laughing uncontrollably. When I say his name I start chuckling. KINGTOOOOOOOS
>>150439960Lie detection in progress...Many found.
>>150440079...in the post below this one.
>>150439800A crimson tide rippled across the battlefield as Shakara the Avenger emerged, his skeletal armor glinting over the writhing red geneseed within. Around him, weapons hummed: black hole bombs charged, plasma blasters flared, and gravity spears twisted the air. With a roar, he hurled a volley of laser-shurikens toward the approaching anomaly.But the anomaly was already everywhere. The Shrike blinked into existence above, below, and behind him simultaneously—cloning across time with impossibly fast, acausal motion. The lasers never reached, vaporizing sand and rock where he had been, while multiple Shrikes struck at Shakara’s armor from angles he couldn’t perceive.Shakara unleashed a black hole bomb, a planet-consuming sphere of annihilation, and fired a plasma blast as his liquid geneseed slipped through the armor, evading direct hits. Yet the Shrike moved between moments, striking pieces of armor and phasing in to slice at the geneseed itself. Each strike was instantaneous, each clone a new vector of destruction. The Avenger’s gravity spears and genewarper grenades erupted, mutating and crushing the terrain—but the Shrike existed outside the seconds those attacks needed to function.The battlefield blurred. Shakara summoned a dozen more weapons at once, each capable of galaxy-level destruction. But before any could converge, the Shrike appeared inside his armor, blades slicing at the quantum level, ignoring all defenses. The red liquid core writhed, but there was no time to regenerate. Each strike struck from multiple temporal points; the Avenger’s rage-fueled Thought Blaster exploded around him, yet never connected.Finally, with a coordinated, acausal flurry, the Shrike severed the last anchor points of Shakara’s skeletal armor and pierced the geneseed. The crimson liquid drained, the weapons fell inert, and the battlefield went silent. The Shrike vanishedWinner: The Shrike.
>>150440087...and by this one I mean the one above that one
>>150439999Balder IMPLAILING KINGtos on his ROCK HARD SPEARHe THRUSTS his shaft into KINGtos and REARRANGES HIS GUTS while KINGtos MOANS
>>150440050It's pretty inherent
>>150440077that means he made you to be a better man
>>150440115holy shit, based BALDUR making KINGtos into his little SLUT
>>150440050Why is kratos so MOE?
>>150440115>>150440134KINGtos gave his thanks by providing Baldur with a neck massage.
Excadrill stomps kratos
>>150440115BOYwatch me take Balder's shaftTHIS IS WHAT BEING A BETTER MAN IS ALL ABOUT
Would Excadrill flee from these metaversal rocks?
GOKU! I'M TAKING YOUR TITLE OF 0-3 KING
He beat the Hulk.
>>150439800A cold haze settled over the city. The Thin White Duke emerged, cigarette burning. “I’ve walked through stars and rituals… now, you,” he purred. “You cannot escape the symmetry of Kabbalah.”The Shrike appeared, blades glinting impossibly. “Time bends, yet you falter,” it rasped. “I am everywhere, before, after, and between your thoughts.”The Duke conjured glowing sigils, warping perception. “Perception is everything. Your death is a painting… and I am the brush.”In an instant, the Shrike blinked through multiple temporal points, slashing through layered illusions. “Paint fades. Time does not bend to your will.”The Duke’s laughter split into dozens of harmonics. Shadows reached for the Shrike—but sub-Planck reflexes preempted each strike. Clones attacked from all directions.Reality shattered as the Shrike struck across multiple timelines. “Time… does not… yield…” whispered the Duke, dissolving into ephemeral light and smoke.Silence returned. The Shrike stood alone, blades dripping with remnants of illusions, its presence folding back into eternity. “All is as it should be,” it murmured.Winner: The Shrike.
These threads are fucking retarded.
Post Kratos effortlessly destroying the iron bars of some cage
>>150440200According to >>150440243 it would tunnel THROUGH them at 90 MPHI-I have to kneel
>>150440239KINGtos general. Deal with it or I’ll hurt you with my ROCK LEVEL FISTS!
>>150440239Post your hero effortlessly destroying a planet, pussy.
>>150440275>rock levelnot even strong enough to dent a wall...
>90 mphSurely someone can post Kratos moving at least that fast?
>>150440243>known as the Drill KingSimonbros...
>Grrrrrrrr AHHHH! This is so painful and difficult...Hnnnnnnnnng>*Girlish* AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>T-there...we go...I bent the bars of that cage open...>*dies*
>>150440290There are 20 Gojos on the other side of that door with Infinity activated at full throttle, btw.
>>150440301Makes no sense for Kratos to struggle like this. In gameplay theres an understandable compromise, but not in cutscenes.
>>150440301our HERO excadrill would have saved Mimirthese are facts
>>15044028340K > all of fiction.
>>150440324>Only burning a part of itNot destroyed. Weak.
>>150440232>>150440099The Shrike vs Exadrill now
>>150440288>>150440312This is like niggas saying Mario is FTL. What are death battle retards smoking? This is worse than omniman vs bardock.
>>150440336>This is like niggas saying Mario is FTLMario is a literal star though
>>150439836The desert exploded as Sand Rush Excadrill shot from the sand, Swords Dance amplifying its claws, sandstorm whipping furiously around it. Drill Run tore through the dunes, iron claws gleaming, aimed at a target beyond the horizon.Above, The Second Coming hovered, form stretching and warping reality itself. As Excadrill lunged, the ground shifted beneath it—portals opening, space bending. Drill Run struck nothing but empty air as the Pokémon skidded across a fractured landscape.Excadrill recovered instantly, spinning into Iron Head, smashing through illusions, sand, and warped fragments of terrain. The Second Coming split into multiple copies, each moving in impossible directions, stretching and twisting the battlefield. Claws met nothing, spinning blindly through folds of vector space.The drill spun faster, claws cutting through sandstorms and fractured portals, but The Second Coming’s form flowed like ink across a page. With a single stroke, it drew a massive hammer, its energy pulsing across the warped battlefield. Excadrill charged blindly, but the hammer descended with cosmic force.Steel and grit were ripped from the ground. The Pokémon screamed in motionless panic as the hammer struck, sending it flying past mountains, across planets, and straight toward the sun. The desert, sandstorm, and Excadrill vanished, consumed by solar inferno.The Second Coming hovered in the empty sky, multiple copies fading as reality snapped back into place. The battlefield was silent. The sandstorm dissipated, leaving only the emptiness of a reality untouched by the drill’s futile charge.The Winner: The Second Coming.
ENOUGH. I have temporarily returned to say the slander against KINGtos' name shall end NOOOOOOOOOWWW. If not, the consequences upon the King's return shall be dire.Make the right choice. Be a better man.
QUEENTOS
>>150438549>And general top matches from a quick glance at the threads>>150438534>on the death battle survivor ballot thing>Top 12 threads by message count arethe what? what's going on? what are you talking about?
>>150440321Metal>>>rock. It makes sense.
>>150440336Mario chars do have FTL feats. They are just extremely inconsistent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR63qNGN-Y0&t=78s
Ashfags will never ever be able to post a feat this great from their entire 30 year old franchise.
>>150440351PokéFAGS BTFOWNED!!! STICKGODS RISE!!!
Stress test time, NOW. The chosen one vs spawn.
>>150440368ZAMN! Gohan might need to use Super Saiyan to match this speed...
>>150440382Chosen one or TSC?Chosen one isn't on the roster
>>150440346FUARK! My BEAST Madeline is a Star toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonRZvVzk2I
>>150440231Funny how Broly stole Gogeta's funny from him by just being stronger
>>150440355>Make the right choice. Be a better man.Y-yes my king…
>>150440351KWABcadrill
>>150440301Mark Henry >>>>>> WEAKtos
>>150440404You're replying to a shitty ms paint edit of a Gogeta image
...
>>150440400Madeline grew up to become Kratos btw
>>150440393TSC. The stick one
>>150440359The next matchup ballot they're doing is a Survivor/Total Drama style elimination game, where you submit individual characters. The supporters of the characters have to complete challenges to gain immunity and then vote out other contestants, and then the character who makes it to the end will have a matchup vote to decide which fight will be turned into an actual episode.Basically making a tournament for individual characters who don't have one clear option as opposed to matchups themselves.
>>150440400no, no. mario is a luma
>>150440418each of those punches destroyed more than 90,000 universes btw
>>150440414Unironically, who?
Matchups for this feel?
>>150440416Post the original then
>>150440469Crazy Dave vs bill
>>150440468you don't know who he is because Kratos used his canonical Reality Entering powers to make Mark, who used to be his sidekick Kratos Boy, a real boy.
Is this the only actual Kratos speed feat in existence?
>>150440440Ugh, this shit sounds overcomplicated. All of that just to "win" a disappointing episode, such as the poorly animated Halo vs Doom rematch.
>>150440488he blocked the light of Helios which crossed the planes of 3 infinite sized dimensions instantaneously
>>150438385Beowulf vs Odysseus
>>150440499It depends, all discourse around the result aside Bill vs Discord was an extremely well-produced episode and Alex vs Cole had a great animation. I also think Wile vs Tom was well-made, it just wasn't aiming for some crazy exciting spectacle like Scooby vs Courage was and so fell flat for more people.
>>150440521Dude Beowulf would kick his ass
>>150440243Those were all done in gags.
>>150440050**INT. TUNNEL NETWORK - DAY**Kratos advances, the Leviathan Axe's glow illuminating narrow earthen walls. The air is thick, silent.Kratos: (A low growl) Show yourself.A deep rumble shakes the tunnel. Dirt showers from above. Kratos turns to retreat—too late. A deafening crack echoes as the tunnel behind him collapses, sealing him in utter blackness.Above, Excadrill drives its claws into the earth, unleashing a final, concentrated FISSURE. The ground implodes downward with a roar of grinding rock.**SMASH CUT TO:****INT. BURIED - CONTINUOUS**Silence. Crushing, absolute pressure. Millions of tons of stone entomb him.A faint red glow pulses.Kratos: (Strained, muffled) Unnh!SPARTAN RAGE erupts. Red energy fights the weight, creating a tiny pocket of space. One arm claws upward, tearing at compacted rock.Kratos: (Guttural, through gritted teeth) I... WILL NOT... FALL!He punches. Again. Again. Driving upward through suffocating darkness.**EXT. COLLAPSED FIELD - LATER**A bloodied hand erupts from the soil. Kratos heaves himself out, collapsing onto scarred earth. He gasps, battered and bleeding, armor dented.Alone.On a distant ridge, Excadrill watches, silhouetted. It lets out a low chitter, then melts into the ground. It did not kill the god.But it defeated him.Kratos pushes to his knees, staring at the empty ridge. A sharp breath—not rage, but grim acknowledgment. Outmaneuvered.He stands, retrieves his axe, and walks away.
It's been Half a Year since Kratos v AsuraYou still broken or will it take a full year for your mind to recover from the trauma?
>>150440544You can stop posting gag feats, anon.
>>150440500the light already hit him, AND then he put his hand up
>>150440382The city shook as Spawn emerged, chains writhing, necroplasm crackling along his armored form. Shadows stretched unnaturally around him, a silent warning to anyone—or anything—daring enough to stand. The Second Coming hovered above, its stick figure limbs warping the air, reality bending with every blink.Spawn lunged, firing hellfire blasts and necro-energy chains, tearing through streets and skyscrapers. The Second Coming split into infinite copies, phasing between vectors, dodging effortlessly. Every strike dissolved against an unseen void. Spawn swung a massive sword, shattering reality’s surface, but TSC simply redrew the battlefield, leaving Spawn swinging at empty space.Frustration burned, and Spawn’s aura flared. Light tore from his armor as he ascended into Divine Form, cosmic energy ripping the sky apart. “Now you’ll see the power of a god,” the streets seemed to echo through his presence. Reality itself trembled, debris floating as he unleashed planet-level energy waves.The Second Coming, unflinching, bent vector-space around him. Necroplasm waves met warped portals and erased trajectories. Spawn hurled black energy at TSC; it split into multiple angles, vanishing before contact. TSC moved outside time, striking across all points of Spawn’s temporal presence, dismantling constructs before they could manifest.Spawn tried a final universal blast, a vortex of light and destruction, threatening to unmake the city—and the universe beyond. The Second Coming’s pen-like limbs struck once, sketching a cosmic hammer in the warped canvas of reality. Spawn was ripped from the battlefield, flying past planets, stars, and finally toward the sun, his godly aura evaporating in the solar inferno.The city and reality snapped back. Infinite copies of TSC collapsed into one, standing alone. No trace of Spawn remained—not even a shadow.The Winner: The Second Coming.
>>150440544jobs to winged kuriboh
>>150440488>>150440500If he’s that fast, why does he need Mimir to call out enemies’ strikes? >BEHIND YOU, BROTHER!>Uh thanks but that’s not necessary, it’s moving in slow motion
>>150440529Odysseus soloed 108 men in a fightGrendel could only beat 30
>>150440499It's definitely experimental and a lot could go wrong, while it's probably going to lead to some funny moments I hope the next ballot is a standard matchup tournament again.
>>150440568no it didn't
>>150440526>Bill vs DiscordSkipped it because of ponies. Well, not like I care about Gravity Falls.>Alex vs ColeI don't even remember this one. Literal whos. Anyway, thanks for the explanation. Will definitely not participate nor give them my money. Guess Springtrap will win. Whoever that character is.
>>150440571Alright we all agree Raz will lose to either of them right?So it comes down to Shrike vs TSC
>>150440529I don't know, Odysseus was able to wrestle Ajax the Greater to a draw
>>150440587
>>150440589Springtrap is from Five Nights at Freddy's, that's all you need to know, he's not losing a popularity contest without mass spite voting.
Rabbitrun won
>>150440617SHIT KINGTOS SCHOLARS! HOW DO WE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT?HOW CAN KINGTOS HAVE EQUAL SPEED TO ASURA'S 68 QUADRILLION TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT FEAT WHEN KINGTOS COULDN'T EVEN BLOCK SOME LIGHT BEFORE IT HIT HIM?
>All Ash has is gags>Yugi defeated Pegasus, who's deck was only gags
>>150440592Couldn't he use the mind door thing on TSC?It wouldn't work on the Shrike cuz he is fast af but it might affect TSC
>>150440617i see it hitting the battlefield, and not yet hitting Kratos.
>>150440526>it just wasn't aiming for some crazy exciting spectacle like Scooby vs CourageThe fact that Scooby was so much bigger than Asura the Destructor was pretty funny desu.
>Ashfags post statements, what ifs, chainscaling>YugiGODs post cold hard facts and feats
>>150440643We'll do what we always do:Ignore it
>>150440675It's literally hitting him. You can see the light passing him.
>>150440686More like Ashfags keep posting gags.
>>150440675>Light hits him>he stumbles backwards>anytime he lets the light hit his eyes again, he stumbles back again
>>150440689>>150440717If it had hit him, he'd be casting a shadow. He isn't, he blocked it in time.Also if the light hit him he'd be stunned like every other character, which he isn't he keeps advancing
>>150438760Oh wait shit i didn't see you sorry anon
>>150440689no shadow, he blocked it before it could touch him. You lose.
Kratos is faster than Zeus, Hermes and Hercules who also can block it before it hits them
Hermes is also the abstract concept personification of speed itself, but Kratos is still faster than him
>>150440725>>150440733>anon doesn't understand how shadows work
>>150440759Hermes got hit by a fucking catapult projectile.How can that nigga be the personification of speed?The Flash booty rapes that nigga on speed any day of the week.
>>150440766we know, the anti-kratos twit doesn't. A lightsource from in front of you would get blocked after it hits you, but Kratos managed to shield his eyes before that occured.
I know it’s bait but the camera doesn’t show anything behind Kratos during that scene so you can’t see his shadow behind him lol.
>>150440773The novels confirm that Kratos empowers any and all weapons on his side as the god of war.
>>150440773no he doesn't. The STATUE he's standing on does, and when it falls he falls. You didn't play the game, filthy anti-kratos liar
KIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTOOOOOOOOOSSSS
>>150440773Wally Flash got hit by Deathstroke and Batman standing still.Hermes bootyblasts that slow pussy every attosecond of the week
>>150440729Oh it's alright, I probably should've just tagged your reply in the first place
Hermes is speed itself.Kratos TRANSCENDS the concept of speed.
>tfw you can’t dodge a flying boulder and crash into a building and get so hurt you look like you’re about to pass out
How would (You) design a game where the protagonist has beyond infinite speed and strength? No toning it down.
Anyways here's the scoreboard>5–1SpawnExcadrillPopeye>4-1Optimus>3-1Armstrong>3-0The ShrikeThe Second Coming>2-1LuciferStockingMandyJiren>2-0Razputin>1-1Shakara, Randy, Super Brainz, Cactus McCoy, Dark Matter, Weird Al, Guy Gardner>0-1The rest
>Perceived lightning as slow>Reacted to a strike from the Hippocampi, which quickly ascended Mount Olympus (Mach 5553.2 - 8329.8)>Used the Blades of Artemis to block a beam attack from a Wraith described as a sizzling light>Fought Zeus multiple times>Zeus threw a lightning bolt from Mount Olympus to Egypt in an instant (Mach 8447.9 - 4.8% SoL)>Zeus dragged himself and Kratos from Rhodes to Mount Olympus (Mach 4202.3)>Can utilize the Hyperion Dash in combat, which is stated to move at light-speed >Defeated Hermes and Hercules, both of whom can react to light from the Head of Helios. Helios lit up the entire Underworld in a short timeframe (At least 81.5 trillion c, possibly higher, see Q&A)>Hermes also guides the souls of the dead. Hundreds of people were dying in a short timeframe by the time of God of War 1.>Killed the Sisters of Fate>Clotho spins the Loom of Fate, which has threads in every point and all living beings in the world, even inanimate objects like the Nile River, and across all time (166.8 billion c, likely far higher)>Atropos sent a projection at infinite speed (debatable, see Q&A)>Stronger than Cronos, who could fight Ceto, who created the universe with her punch (733.2 quadrillion - 1.4 quintillion c)
>>150440869he didn't get hit by the boulder, liar, the statue did
https://youtu.be/sDl1k0SFLmM?t=41
>>150440889I would call it "Asura's Wrath"
>>150440899>he doesn’t use his infinite speed to jump jump off the statue and go someplace elseRETARDmes…
>>150440938Kratos, who is canonically smarter than Daedalus and Omniscients, outsmarted him
>>150440571Alright, finals time, The Second Coming.vs the Shrike, Raz gets to go back to Psychonauts HQ and tell everyone the weird shit he saw
>>150440889It would be a visual novel where the gameplay is entirely abstract puzzles.
>>150441015So Baba is You
>>150441027Yeah basically.
>>150440898>VSBW/G1 babbleI sleep.
>>150440897>>150441003Alright so since Raz is complete fodder i think about maybe having TSC protect him from The Shrike
>>150440889turn action game
KRA WETOS IS AK
In the ruins of a cathedral of glass and bone, Razputin Aquato stood trembling. His psi-blast hands shook as the shadow of the Shrike descended, its four blades catching pale starlight. Time slowed, the air screaming in razor slices. Raz’s voice cracked:“I… I can’t stop it. I can feel its mind—like a thousand knives pressing in.”The Shrike moved, silent inevitability incarnate. A single step and the ground warped, time folding to draw Raz toward its waiting thorns. His clairvoyance flickered—visions of his own body hanging on a metal tree.Just as the blades swung—a flash of orange light split reality.The Second Coming burst through, sketched lines tearing open the cathedral’s walls. The stick figure tackled Raz to the side, pulling him from the Shrike’s killing path. The monster’s talons shredded stone where Raz had stood, carving the timeline itself into splinters.The Shrike tilted its head, wordless, and bent space to close the distance again. But TSC’s hand blurred, summoning a digital cursor from nowhere. The cursor dragged Raz back, pixels tearing under its grip, holding him just outside the Shrike’s reach.Raz gasped, pupils glowing with a psychic glow.“You… you’re not from this mind. You’re—outside it…”The Shrike lunged again, its inevitability warping causality, forcing TSC’s body closer no matter how far it tried to move away. The cathedral rang with every clash of blades against the cursor, sparks and glyphs exploding.TSC planted itself firmly, pixels glowing brighter, and with a single motion it sketched a wall of code into existence. Lines of glowing command text rose like barricades, each one cracking as the Shrike forced its way through.Time bent, inevitability marched forward—but for the first time, Raz wasn’t alone. The Shrike had found its quarry, but so had TSC. (1/3)
>>150441074SMT is not infinite anything.
>>150441104The cathedral shattered like glass under pressure as the Shrike surged forward, each step collapsing seconds into shards. Raz barely kept his psyche intact—his astral form flickering as he tried to see the creature’s mind. What he found was a jagged infinity: blades upon blades, a will with no voice but only the command to kill.TSC stood as Raz’s shield, cursor flicking, summoning hammer, sword, and shield in rapid succession. The Shrike cut through each weapon in fractions of instants. Every time TSC blocked, another claw appeared from another point in time, scoring its lines and sending stick-ink scattering.For a moment, it looked as though inevitability had won—TSC staggered, pieces of its drawn form glitching as a talon skewered its midsection. Raz screamed, unleashing a psi-blast that cracked against the Shrike’s spines but barely slowed it.“No! I won’t—let it end like this!” Raz shouted, hurling a Psycho Portal at the Shrike’s head. For a blink, his consciousness slipped into its labyrinth. He saw futures where his bones hung on chrome trees, where TSC’s form was unmade before it was even drawn.But inside that infinite metal forest, Raz’s willpower sparked. He forced confusion into the Shrike’s pathways, just enough to stagger it. Outside, TSC seized the moment.Glitching and half-broken, TSC dragged its cursor across the battlefield and tore open the panel itself. The cathedral split apart, not in rubble but in white void: the page’s edge, the space beyond universes.The Shrike slashed, its claws ripping into the cursor, but TSC shoved Raz through the gap, then hurled itself in after him. Reality collapsed into black static as the Shrike followed, stepping beyond time and space.The cathedral was gone. The fight had spilled outside the universe. (2/3)
>>150441082>kra we tos is ak
>>150440908I giggle a little whenever I see that scene. On another note, Asura passed by all of the galaxies in front of Chakravartin’s statue in basically an instant when he went in for the head punch. Thinking that slower-than-Olympic-level-sprinter Kratos is anywhere near that fast is peak comedy gold.
>>150441113
BEABETTERMAN
>>150441148The page tore wide, and they were outside—in the white void, raw canvas stretching into infinity. No gravity, no air, no time—only the inked figures and the monster that was never drawn. The Shrike strode forward unchanged, its talons cutting across meta-space, reality bending into clockwork ruin in its wake.Raz clung to TSC’s line-arm.“This place… it’s nothing. But you—this is your world, isn’t it?”The Shrike lunged, all inevitability focused into one killing thrust. TSC raised its arms in defiance—then something in it snapped awake.From its stick frame, green wisps of light swarmed outward, circling like guardian spirits. Sparks danced across its outline, surging into arcs of electrokinesis that lit the void in emerald fire. TSC’s simple eyes burned alive, transforming into glowing green cores that narrowed with purpose.The Shrike slowed—not out of hesitation, but because time itself buckled around the aura.TSC’s hand sparked as the cursor manifested, not drawn this time but etched in lightning. With a gesture, it unleashed a crackling storm, bolts bending through layers of causality to actually stagger the Shrike—forcing it to skid back, talons scoring furrows across the blank canvas.Raz, wide-eyed, felt the psychic pressure lift just enough to steady himself.“You… you’re like him. Like The Chosen One. But… different. Freer.”The Shrike responded with multiplication, dragging versions of itself from past and future. Four Shrikes descended at once, inevitability incarnate. TSC’s eyes flared, and with a sweep of its arm, it charged a laser beam green light gathering in its burning eyes.The void trembled as the emerald beam carved through two Shrikes at once, erasing them into static. The remaining pair slashed back, scoring wounds deep into TSC but the wisps swarmed, knitting its lines together, turning damage into raw power.For the first time, the Shrike faltered. Not stopped, but met. (3/3)
Even with gorillionversal strength and infinite speed I just can't imagine Kratos actually fighting a planet-sized opponent.
KRATOS NEVER ACTUALLY SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT BEING A BETTER MAN
MY HERO
>>150441252if you have it in you, one more match - Second Coming vs. the one and only KINGtos
>>150441252My fuarking stick man also has cardinals scaling, btw.
>>150441256>largest opponent Kratos fought was mountain-sized Cronos>he had the chance to fight an opponent would could grow to dwarve planets >said opponent only grew to sub-Cronos sizeDB couldn’t imagine it either.
>>150441377>would could who*
>>150441356Well I am gonna have Kratos in next season so... Here's a prelude:The battlefield was jagged stone, thunderclouds raging above. From one end strode Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta, Leviathan Axe glinting with frost, the Blades of Chaos rattling behind him. Across from him, a figure sketched itself into existence—The Second Coming, orange lines shimmering, cursor hovering at its back.Kratos spat into the dust.“I have slain gods and titans. I will not be undone by a child’s scribble.”TSC didn’t speak—its form flexed, summoning a glowing hammer in one hand and a jagged sword in the other. With a gesture, the cursor carved the ground, shifting the battlefield into raw panels of code.Kratos roared and charged, axe arcing with ice. TSC parried with its hammer, sparks exploding as steel met drawn light. The Spartan spun, chains whipping out—Blades of Chaos wrapped around TSC’s limbs, dragging it close.Kratos’ voice thundered:“You think yourself a god? You are nothing!”The stick figure responded with sheer will, drawing a shield mid-air and blasting a surge of orange light into Kratos’ chest, sending him skidding backward. For a moment, Kratos looked shaken—then his eyes flared with that familiar, terrible rage.The God of War unleashed Spartan’s Wrath, storming through the drawn constructs, tearing them apart. He slammed TSC into the ground again and again, fury in his voice:“WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!”Each slam cracked the canvas itself, nearly unraveling TSC’s form. But the orange glow did not fade—green wisps sparked awake, circling TSC as it entered its awakened power. Its eyes lit with emerald fire, arcs of electrokinesis blasting outward, forcing Kratos to release his grip.The air warped with power as TSC’s glowing form rose, cursor burning in lightning. Kratos, scarred and relentless, gritted his teeth, tightening his hold on the axe and chains. (1/2)
>>150441252Shrike bros...
>>150441423He did get to sort of be the final boss. His body count probably would have been higher if he got used more.
>>150441417The void shook as Kratos roared, veins burning with divine wrath.“WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!”With a swing of his fists, the God of War unleashed a flurry that warped reality itself. Each punch shattered mountains, cracked oceans, and sent tectonic plates flying. TSC blinked, summoning hammer and sword, but Kratos’ speed was beyond perception—Faster than light, faster than thought.The Spartan’s fists met the stick figure midair, smashing through drawn steel and glowing lines. Sparks and electricity erupted as TSC tried to parry, but Kratos’ momentum was absolute. With a final, planet-shattering punch, the very world beneath them fractured and exploded, sending continents spiraling into the void.TSC struggled to maintain cohesion, green wisps flaring, laser eyes burning, but the raw force of Kratos’ wrath overrode the meta-space distortions. The stick figure was battered across panels, limbs snapping, forms glitching and sparking, until finally it hovered broken, a half-erased outline of its former self.Kratos hovered above the debris, fists still glowing from the sheer force of impact. The void seemed to tremble at his presence. TSC’s form flickered weakly, barely able to rematerialize fully.Kratos’ eyes narrowed: victory. The god of war had transcended even the meta-bound reality, punching his way past limitations and shattering the cosmos itself. TSC could not continue the fight—not because it lacked power, but because Kratos’ singular, unstoppable wrath had redefined the battlefield entirely.The Spartan stood among the ruins of the exploded planet, the void silent except for his breathing, victorious, and echoing the rallying cry of all men:“WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!” (2/2)
>>150441499CAAAAANNNNOOOONNNN
>>150441499Wait a second, Kratos can't breathe in space!
>>150441511Outerversal lungs
>>150441423If he won he would've been made a better man by KINGtos
Anyways here are some characters im adding in the next rosterKratos (Old one)InvincibleGiratinaScarlet KingDevastatorHulk HoganUltraman TitasEvil Future Danny PhantomBrolyBeerusLord RaptorSakamoto
>>150441499KIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!What prompt for KINGtos did you put the AI through?
>>150441569Here's the prompts"Now, write the TSC vs Kratos, and make Kratos scream "WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!"""Yes and have kratos punching so hard the planet explodes and have him move at FTL speeds but write it with a decisive finisher "
>>150441591Based.
>>150441565Add Signal Lancer from TF Cybertron, it'd be funny to see how far a literal traffic light can make it through a tournament.
>>150441610>Springtrap Sounds like a mad danganrtranny
>>150441610>Gorillions of Daemons died to DEATH by the Slayer's hand >OMG DOES THIS MEAN HE KILLED ONE THOUSAND TITANS WITH HIS BARE HANDS???>The incursions between Hell and Earth have caused damage to the structure of the multiverse >OMG DOES THIS MEAN THE SLAYER PUNCHED THE MULTIVERSE AND IT BROKE? >Davoth needed a mech suit to fight>OMG DOES THIS MEAN THE SLAYER AND DAVOTH WERE CREATING AND DESTROYING MULTIVERSES IN THE STREET TIER BOSS BATTLE???Nice lore
LESS THAN, 72 HOURS FOR MAKABY!MakaCHADs how are we feeling!?
With his recent upscale, can he actually fight wanked Meta Knight now?
>>150441769>>OMG DOES THIS MEAN THE SLAYER AND DAVOTH WERE CREATING AND DESTROYING MULTIVERSES IN THE STREET TIER BOSS BATTLE???Yes, read the codexes
>>150440324Low tier Toriko characters shit harder than this
>>150441790What upscale?And no, I doubt it.
>>150441610I love doomslayer so much
>>150441874DOOM
>>150440324>jobs to 1 (one) xeelee
>>150441916You don't even need to send in the Xeelee
>>150440324DB can't do a 40k episode because they'll get SUED
>>150441916>Pulling out a Xeelee to kill a civ that maxes out at galaxy level
>>150440324Most Primarchs are only city level at best
>>150441860Some people dug up dialogue from the Mega Man Xtreme games to justify buffing every MMX character to Multi universal with mftl-infinite speed because they scale to computers that can create digital universes or some shit. I don't really buy it but it doesn't sound too different from what DB does.
>>150441860Gameboy games give multiversal scaling.
>>150440324Stellaris stole half its shit from 40K and is still a more powerful 'verse
>>150442002"digital universes"
>>150441950They'd fight helldivers and lose
>>150440336People really, really want Mario to be stronger than he is, partially because he's THE face of video games and they feel like he deserves to not be building level fodder, and partially because he has to match up against his biggest rival, Sonic, and nobody wants to admit that, power wise, Sonic crushes Mario easily even though every one of Mario's games are better.
Reminder who won this.
>>150441916
>>150442002>>150442007Kirby easily gets the same or higher through Another Dimension wank(+x4 for Void EX)And, while I could see them going for wank, they from what I remember capped BN Internet at only universal.
MY HERO NEEDS LORE SCALING OTHER WISE HE'S A STREET-LEVEL BITCH!!
>>150442133Post Criss Angel destroying a planet
>>150442088MegaMan.EXE won because of that.
>>150442129power wise, Sonic dies to flying too fast into a rock
>>150442129Eh, it depends on if you buy Mario's more 'gag' feats or not.Without gags, yeah, Mario is hosed.
>>150442147Literally every single fictional character in history...
>>150442148That woman was planet level btw.
>>150442155well that's bullshit. Gmod has a map that's 2500 x the size of the universe
>>150442155He only got 1 universe off the various 'threat to the whole digital world' scenarios (personally, I think the Digital World in BN caps at planetery)
>>150442167>Gag feats don't count...because they don't
>>150438328I'd like to Odin vs Zeus.
>>150442169...except KINGtos...
>>150442171>Maka Goring Ruby after she Petrified Soul with her Silver Eyes
>>150442088Those universes can literally will themselves into reality
>>150442129I don't think the settings should be compared in the first place, at its core Sonic is sci-fi and Mario is fantasy, Mario's feats don't really translate wellFor example, how many times has Bowser had wish granting magic doodads that Mario managed to overcome? Bowser turned into a reality-warping god more than once and Mario still won, but if you look at his actual feats its not that impressive because fantasy settings don't really *do* feats the same way sci-fi settings doWhen Sonic runs fast, we get told scientifically how fast he's going. Like, he's going at super-sonic speeds or faster than light or he's outracing a black hole, things like that. These are all feats we can measure and quantify to at least some levelWhen Mario beats this... thing... that Bowser turned himself into with his reality-warping god powers, how do we quantify that scientifically? We can't, the setting is completely unscientific and unquantifiable, it doesn't work on any sort of realistic logic
>>150442179It's a personal choice here.Either you buy them or not, I'm just saying Mario relies on those gag feats hard.
>>150442167Honestly I see no reason to discard "gag" feats for fucking Mario of all characters, it just comes off as cherry-picking and not wanting the less serious character to win.
>>150442254so true bestie
>>150442133>crushes SHARTgel under a car
>>150442217>we get told scientifically how fast he's goingNot really, a lot of the times it's a generic 'he's fast' and a lot of the things people use to scale don't really act like real scientific phenomena. The Black Hole in Colors is one of those many 'completely unrealistic black holes' (it even releases light)Mario tends to overcome Bowser at least 50% of the time because Bowser is an idiot.
>>150442280Bowser's technology is objectively more impressive than Eggman's
Give me my match up
>>150442171Just jerked off to this, thanks.
If one side can do magic, and the other can't, magic side wins. They have no rules.
Better men, let's go play some Hunger Games. A servant may host for us here >>>/b/939996722
>>150442254The problem is that gag feats are by nature very inconsistent, meaning that if you wanna argue consistency, joke feats should probably be on the chopping block
>>150442147Kratosbros…
>>150442302You get to fight Heero Yuy like in all those 2000s crossover fanfics
>Better men, let's go play some Hunger Games. A servant may host for us here >>>/b/939996722
>>150442353/dbs/ lost
>>150442353>scat fantasiesLeave
>>150442353Finally... A Goku I can enjoy...
>>150441610Kratos doesn't even have novels or other official texts backing up the blown-out-of-proportion lore that Death Battle and fans cook up for him. It's mostly people misinterpreting dev tweets. But yeah, as much as people complain about Doomslayer, Bayonetta, Sonic, or Kirby, at least those 4 have their lore in the games or in official books.
>>150441774Confident that Maka will stomp, or that whatever excuse DB pulls out for Ruby will be so blatantly bullshit that they will never be taken seriously again
>>150442133David Blaine is a better magician, illusionist, and stunt performers than those JOBBERS
>>150442372DCEU Superman is canonically a Scatfag and Superman is the mascot of death battle
How shitty will these threads get if Aang/Traveler is next? Does anyone care about that match?
>>150442171What I'm looking at?
>>150442384>whatever excuse DB pulls out for Ruby will be so blatantly bullshit that they will never be taken seriously again>they will never be taken seriously again>taken seriously againYou still take them seriously? Ever since season 2, these guys have been obviously frauds. Maybe there were some accidental, noob mistakes in season 1, but since season 2 DB has been lying or spreading misinformation on purpose. The worst part is that fans nowadays willingly pay DB to lie to them.
>>150442403Kek. The Rukiafag probably loves him.
>>150442313Mario destroying castles in SMW is usually dismissed as a gag but it isn't too far off from Bowser throwing a giant cannonball into the air, punching a castle out of orbit in his giant form or tanking his own castle falling on him or Wario causing Earthquakes by punching the ground. With Mario specifically it's less about consistency and more about the fact that no one is going to take bing bing wahoo man seriously.
>>150442414Nobody cares about the matchup that much. Nonetheless, you’ll get some cuckposting with Aang.
>>150442400>Admits to being a stunt performer AKA FRAUD
Alright i decided to give some other characters who didn't get to shine another chanceSELECT YOUR CHARACTER!Choose two characters and I'll generate a fight between themCharacter who loses gets eliminated and marked with a red XAlso feel free to tell me what what to add in the prompt
>N-N-NO U Reminder, someone in /DBS/ made this
>>150442484Hulk Hogan vs Broly.
>>150442484Peppino vs Pepperman
>>150442484Kratos vs scarlet
>>150442474>Cuck AangAside from Jet, I don't see it
>>150442484Hmmmm I'm feeling like starting things off with a good ol' jobber fightDo Signal Lancer vs Geno
>>150442484Is that Juggernaut at the bottom? If so make him fight Doom Slayer.
>>150442474>Nobody cares about the matchup that much.But enough talking about the next DeathBattle fight.
>>150442478https://x.com/CrissAngel/status/1615072035759362048?t=ObqfcyFA_64OVRewa3_RdQ&s=19Fraud Angel is not even in David's mind
>>150442532It's probably from the comics. Zuko at least got cucked I'm pretty sure.
>>150442484Shrek vs Joseph Joestar.
>>150442496The crowd roared as Hulk Hogan flexed under the glaring spotlight, bandana tight, mustache bristling. Across the arena, the ground cracked beneath Broly’s massive form, his green aura flickering like a violent storm.Hogan charged, ripping off his shirt with a battle cry: “Whatcha gonna do, Broly, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?!” He slammed into Broly with a flying shoulder tackle—but the Saiyan barely flinched, grabbing Hogan mid-air and tossing him across the arena like a ragdoll.Hogan hit the ropes and came back with a running leg drop, but Broly’s energy flared, knocking Hogan back with a shockwave that shattered the stands. Hogan stumbled to his feet, grit in his eyes. “Hulkamania never quits!” He powered up his signature body slam, catching Broly off guard and sending him tumbling through the ring.Broly roared, transforming further, his muscles ballooning, aura turning blinding green. He launched a barrage of punches, each strike like a meteor, but Hogan ducked and weaved with impossible agility, countering with thunderous chops and clotheslines that made Broly stagger.The escalation hit its peak as Broly unleashed a massive energy sphere. Hogan, summoning all his grit, charged through the blast, fists glowing, and landed a crushing Atomic Leg Drop directly on Broly’s chest. The arena shook as Broly collapsed, stunned, aura flickering.Hogan raised his arms, screaming, “Whatcha gonna do… when the power of Hulkamania… hits you so hard it breaks the legend himself?!” Broly let out a final roar, then crumpled, the green storm fading. Hogan stood victorious, sweat and blood mixing with the cheers of the crowd, the ultimate clash of muscle and might sealed in history.Winner: Hulk Hogan
>>150442486This is fuarking hilarious
>>150438328Contessa can literally win every fight, against anyone, using PtV.
>>150442469I could see Mario lifting the castle the size it was in the cutscene rather than with the entrance animation size.Bowser is also way stronger than Mario (and even then, the castle punch is kind of a gag outlier itself, since it's both a remake addition and it contraidcted by Bowser needing to put some effort into breaking a mountain in the same form in the same game)
>>150442484Death vs Judge Holden
>>150442561>B-But Death Battle said I'm worth 120,000,000 universes!
>>150442302Mazinger Z, Koji will teach Shinji how to be a BETTER MAN. Well, Koji did in SRW.
>>150442561Numbah 3 vs Kira
>>150442484>>150442561>SAAAAAR PLEASE READ MY AI TURD
>>150442486>Naked monkey man assHoly YUM!!!
>>150442520The kitchen shook as Peppino Spaghetti skidded into the arena, rolling pin clenched and sweat dripping from his brow. Across the room, Pepperman hovered, fiery cloak billowing, a menacing grin stretching across his pepper-shaped face.“Not on my watch, you overgrown chili!” Peppino shouted, swinging his rolling pin. Pepperman dodged with a spin, leaving a trail of flames across the floor. He lunged, pepper fists blazing, but Peppino slid under him, slamming into a stack of pizza boxes that exploded like confetti.The battle escalated fast. Pepperman unleashed a barrage of fiery peppers, each one sizzling through the air, forcing Peppino to leap and dodge like a man possessed. Rolling pins clashed with flaming fists, sending sparks everywhere. Peppino’s desperation grew—he grabbed a meatball cannon from the counter and fired, knocking Pepperman back, but the villain retaliated with a flaming pepper tornado that sent the kitchen into chaos.Peppino’s fury peaked. He channeled all his rage into a dizzying flurry of spins, jumps, and pin strikes, moving faster than Pepperman’s eye could follow. Pepperman tried to counter with a massive “Spicy Slam,” but Peppino ducked, bounced off the wall, and slammed into him with a catastrophic “Pizza Power Drop,” launching the villain across the kitchen.With a final, heroic yell, Peppino charged, rolling pin glowing with sheer determination. He landed the ultimate strike, smashing Pepperman into the oven with a spectacular “Margherita Maelstrom,” sending flames and pepper dust everywhere. When the smoke cleared, Pepperman lay defeated, sizzling but intact.Peppino stood panting, rolling pin raised high, and muttered, “Nobody ruins my kitchen… nobody!” The kitchen returned to calm, victory scented with tomato sauce and molten cheese.
>>150442167>67
>>150442522The sky cracked with crimson lightning as Kratos stepped into the warped, impossible landscape. Across the void, the Scarlet King emerged, a towering mass of teeth and shadowed flesh, eyes burning like embers. “Mortal,” it hissed, voice grinding reality itself, “you trespass in my dominion.”Kratos roared, chains clashing as the Blades of Chaos ignited. He lunged, striking with a fury born of gods and vengeance. The Scarlet King absorbed the blows, laughing as its tendrils lashed out, tearing at the ground and bending the air. Each swing of Kratos’ blades carved through nightmare flesh, but the entity seemed endless, its form shifting with every strike.The escalation was immediate. Kratos called upon Spartan Rage, every punch shattering voidstone and denting the King’s armor of madness. The Scarlet King responded with psychic onslaughts, warping space, creating illusions of countless Kratos, each one screaming as reality itself bent. Kratos gritted his teeth, dodging, leaping, and slicing through hallucinations, the real King looming behind.Kratos’ rage surged further. Channeling the power of Olympus and his own wrath, he swung the Blades in a spinning maelstrom, tearing into the Scarlet King’s chest. The King shrieked, rupturing dimensions as it tried to engulf him. But Kratos’ final strike was unstoppable—he leapt skyward, spinning with all his might, chains blazing with divine fire, and drove the Blades of Chaos through the entity’s heart of chaos.A deafening roar split the cosmos. The Scarlet King staggered, then collapsed, a cascade of scarlet shadow dissolving into nothingness. Kratos landed hard, chains dripping with the King’s essence, breathing heavily. “I am no mortal to fear monsters,” he growled, looking over the void. “I am Kratos, the Ghost of Sparta.”Winner: Kratos
>>150438534>>150438549Miku is for Weird Al
>>150438549>Geats vs BayonettaIs this one being suggested because most don't wanna see Bayo killing Dante?
>>150442533The city shook as Geno landed on the battlefield, star in hand, eyes blazing with determination. Across the skyline, Signal Lancer transformed with a whine of hydraulics, energy blade igniting, optics glowing red.“You won’t disrupt my signal,” Lancer declared, charging with blinding speed. Geno leapt, spinning through the air, striking with his star, sparks flying as metal screeched. Lancer parried, blade clashing against star, sending shockwaves through the streets.The battle escalated. Lancer unleashed a barrage of laser strikes, forcing Geno to dodge with acrobatics only a warrior of the Mushroom Kingdom could manage. Geno retaliated with spinning star attacks, sending the Transformer stumbling through scaffolding and debris. Sparks and energy arcs lit the battlefield like fireworks, each strike shaking the foundations of the city.Lancer transformed mid-air, firing rockets and slashing with energy blades from all angles. Geno, with a grin, charged his star to full power. He weaved through the chaos, closing the distance with unmatched agility. Lancer swung a massive plasma blade—Geno ducked, rolled, and struck the Transformer’s core with a perfectly timed spinning star throw. The blast tore through circuits, forcing Lancer to stumble back, sparks flying.For the decisive finish, Geno leapt high, spinning faster than the eye could follow, and slammed into Lancer with a cosmic-powered star strike. The impact sent the Transformer crashing through the remaining buildings, systems shorting, blade shattering. Smoke and debris filled the air. Geno landed gracefully, star glowing, triumphant.“I don’t fight for signals,” Geno said, voice steady. “I fight for peace.” Signal Lancer lay defeated, sparks flickering, unable to rise as Geno stood victorious amid the ruined cityscape.Winner: Geno
>>150442653DAMN maybe he would've had more luck against the Mad Piano...
>>150442538The ground trembled as Doomslayer landed, Praetor suit gleaming, shotgun ready. Across the ravaged city, Juggernaut charged, the earth cracking beneath his unstoppable bulk. “No mortal can stop me,” Juggernaut bellowed, fist raised.Doomslayer wasted no words. He fired, rockets tearing chunks of concrete from the street. Juggernaut shrugged off the blast, smashing through debris and swinging his fists like wrecking balls. Doomslayer dodged with superhuman reflexes, chainsaw revving, cleaving into Juggernaut’s armor, sparks flying.The escalation was immediate. Juggernaut gained momentum, each step creating shockwaves that sent Doomslayer skidding back. Doomslayer countered with a relentless barrage: rocket punches, glaive spins, and super-shotgun blasts that staggered the unstoppable juggernaut. Juggernaut roared, charging through flames and shrapnel, swinging wildly, each blow threatening to crush Doomslayer.Doomslayer gritted his teeth, summoning every ounce of fury and strength. He leapt onto Juggernaut’s massive shoulder, driving the Praetor Fist deep into the mutant’s chestplate, then backflipped to avoid a crushing swing. Juggernaut faltered, his unstoppable charge slowing under the sheer force of Doomslayer’s onslaught.For the decisive finish, Doomslayer launched a jump, spinning mid-air with the Crucible sword ignited in cosmic fire. He slammed it into Juggernaut’s head, armor cracking, eyes wide with shock. Juggernaut collapsed, ground quaking, body broken but not entirely gone. Doomslayer landed, shotgun raised, breathing heavily.“Nothing… stops… the Slayer,” Juggernaut growled. Juggernaut’s massive form lay defeated in the rubble, the city shaking from the clash of unstoppable fury and indomitable force.Winner: Doomslayer
>>150442694Ben 10 vs Bowser.
>>150442484Dark Danny vs Powerpuff Girls
>>150442556The swamp trembled as Shrek stomped into the clearing, fists clenched, roar echoing through the trees. Across the glade, Joseph Joestar adjusted his scarf, smirking. “You’re not getting away with your ogre shenanigans, pal!”Shrek charged, swinging a massive fist, but Joseph leapt aside, narrowly dodging. “Oh? You think brute force will win?” Joseph shouted, planting a trick: a cleverly hidden log catapulted at Shrek with explosive precision. Shrek swatted it away, roaring in frustration, mud flying.The escalation was chaotic. Shrek grabbed a tree, swinging it like a club, smashing through rocks and roots. Joseph countered with his signature Hamon, sending waves of energy that sizzled against Shrek’s green hide. Shrek’s roar turned into a laugh, charging through the Hamon bursts and tossing boulders with terrifying strength. Joseph ducked, using clever feints and the environment to stay one step ahead, cracking jokes and setting traps as he went.Shrek’s patience snapped. He barreled forward, earth shaking, grabbing Joseph mid-flip and tossing him like a ragdoll. Joseph, unfazed, landed nimbly, dusting himself off. “I’ve faced monsters bigger than you!” he shouted, snapping his fingers. A hidden mechanism triggered, nets and chains springing from the swamp. Shrek bellowed, tearing free with monstrous power.For the decisive finisher, Shrek feigned a tired retreat, luring Joseph close. Then, with a thunderous roar, he leapt high and slammed down with a ground-shattering “Swamp Slam,” sending Joseph flying into the mud, the impact leaving a crater. Joseph groaned, smirking through the muck, but Shrek stood tall, victorious, mud dripping from his fists.“Better think twice before messing with an ogre,” Shrek growled, triumphant as the swamp returned to uneasy calm.
>>150442737KINGtos vs Composite Fiction
>>150442484Invincible vs the Juggernaut
>>150442581The wind howled over a barren plain as Death, pale and cold, appeared, scythe in hand. Across the dust, Judge Holden emerged, towering and hairless, eyes glinting with cruel amusement. “Fate itself arrives,” Holden whispered. “And yet… you are nothing.”Death swung first, scythe slicing through the air with supernatural speed. Holden danced around it, calm, twisting reality with every step, turning the earth into a nightmarish landscape of shifting shadows and bone. Each strike Death made was met with eerie precision—Holden’s laughter echoing like a hollow drum.The escalation was immediate. Death summoned spectral shadows, blades whistling like the wind, cutting through the distorted land. Holden countered, his massive frame moving impossibly fast, fists crushing stone and earth. With each clash, reality seemed to fray: Death’s blade met Holden’s iron grip, sparks of metaphysical energy scattering.Death’s aura pulsed, cold as the void, freezing the air, slowing Holden’s movements. Yet Holden grinned, summoning carnage from thin air, manipulating fate itself. Death parried, deflecting with a dance of inevitability, stepping through shadows and striking where Holden could not see.For the decisive finish, Death feinted a retreat, drawing Holden forward into a collapsing void. In one fluid motion, Death spun, scythe igniting with an otherworldly light, slicing through not just flesh but the very thread of Holden’s existence. Holden staggered, eyes widening as reality itself rejected him, until he fell, a shadow unraveling into nothingness.Death stood alone, scythe dripping with metaphysical cold, voice a whisper over the empty plain: “All must fall… eventually.” The wind stilled, and silence reigned, a grim testament to inevitability.
Very nice, /dbg/, but don't let it distract you from the fact that Norman Osborn is officially 2-0 against Miles Morales! Yup, Miles' success against Norman Osborn is about as good as his success in Death Battle!
>>150442767Imo Norman vs The Joker could easily be kino but they'd totally fuck up the animation.
>>150442586The quiet streets trembled as Numbuh 3 stepped from the shadows, communicator in hand, eyes sharp. Across the alley, Yoshikage Kira adjusted his tie, Stand shimmering behind him. “You shouldn’t be here,” Kira murmured, voice calm, “but I suppose… we can play.”Numbuh 3 darted forward, launching a series of improvised gadgets—a net, a smoke pellet, and a grappling hook—forcing Kira to react. Killer Queen flicked its hand, effortlessly vaporizing the net and smoke with precise explosions. Numbuh 3 rolled, ducked, and hurled a flashbang, momentarily disorienting Kira.The escalation was immediate. Kira’s Stand moved like a shadow, striking with lethal speed. Numbuh 3, nimble and clever, ducked and weaved, using the environment to her advantage, sliding under fire escapes and kicking debris into Killer Queen’s path. Each clash was a deadly game of cat and mouse—Numbuh 3 setting traps, Kira countering with near-perfect precision.Numbuh 3’s mind raced. She lured Kira into a tight alley and triggered a chain of smoke bombs and explosives, using shadows and misdirection to mask her movements. Killer Queen lashed out, but Numbuh 3 vaulted over a dumpster, landing atop Kira’s back, hammering at his head with a reinforced gadget.For the decisive finish, Numbuh 3 activated a compact EMP device, momentarily destabilizing Killer Queen. With a yell, she launched herself and slammed Kira into a wall with a twisting kick, knocking him out cold. Killer Queen shimmered, flickered, and vanished as Kira slumped, unconscious.Numbuh 3 landed, panting, gadgets sparking around her. “Nobody… messes with the Kids Next Door,” she muttered, eyes glinting with triumph as the alley returned to eerie silence.
>>150442788Joker would need a ton of prep time. And Death Battle hates the Bat family. Joker might win against a bottom-tier Spider like Miles though.
>>150442767Norman fucking Gwen, when?
>>150442737>>150442805Swan wouldn't like this...
>>150442818He'd unironically be okay with Shrek killing Joseph for le epic memes.
>>150442805Peppino vs Shrek.
>>150442711The ground trembled as Bowser stomped into the castle courtyard, fire bubbling in his nostrils. Ben Tennyson gripped the Omnitrix, scanning. “Time to go hero mode!” he shouted, slamming the watch. Four Arms emerged in a flash of red light, muscles bulging, fists ready.Bowser roared, swinging his massive tail like a wrecking ball. Four Arms ducked, slamming the ground to create a shockwave that staggered the Koopa King. Rocks flew and flames spat, but Ben kept Four Arms moving, dodging fireballs and swinging with crushing punches.The escalation was immediate. Bowser unleashed a barrage of fire breath, stomps cracking stone and sending towers of debris toppling. Ben shifted to XLR8, zipping across the battlefield, weaving between fire and falling rubble. He hurled fireballs, leaped onto Bowser’s back, and slammed him into the courtyard with super-speed precision.Bowser retaliated with a spiked shell spin, flinging Four Arms into the castle walls. Ben switched to Diamondhead, his crystalline form reflecting and redirecting fireballs back at Bowser, who roared in pain as shards tore into his armor. The castle shook under the onslaught, debris and dust filling the air.For the decisive finisher, Ben morphed into Humungousaur, towering over Bowser. With a thunderous yell, he grabbed Bowser, spun him like a wrecking ball, and slammed him into the courtyard, cracks radiating like spiderwebs. Bowser bellowed, finally pinned beneath Humungousaur’s massive fists.Ben transformed back, standing over the defeated Koopa King. “No one terrorizes the kingdom on my watch,” he said, Omnitrix glowing. Bowser groaned, smoke rising from his shell, as Ben walked away, victorious, the castle courtyard echoing with silence and the distant roar of a humbled king.
>>150442818What was Swan's deal, again?
I miss thumbnail anon.
>>150442849Weird Al vs Kratos
What is the AI used for this?
>>150442850He's one of the head writer's, a JoJo fan and he put Dio (and Jonathan too by proxy I think) at nuke levels of power and being way faster than light through vague chainscaling. Also he's a basedboy who whinges about politics on xitter.
Man, this thread is quite empty.
>>150442850Mr. 'FTL and Nuke level' Dio.Despite Dio needing a dozen punches to bust a road roller LMAO
Alright, post your upcoming hero's best feat(s)
>>150442717The sky over Townsville blackened as Dark Danny descended, eyes glowing, aura crackling with dark energy. “Powerpuff Girls… your time is over,” he sneered. Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup zipped into the air, fists clenched. “Not today, Danny Phantom!” Blossom shouted.The battle began with a flurry of strikes. Buttercup charged, smashing into Dark Danny, but his ghostly powers absorbed her momentum. Bubbles unleashed a sonic scream, rattling his ethereal form, while Blossom fired energy blasts, forcing him to dodge. Dark Danny retaliated with spectral energy beams, tearing through streets and sending cars flying.Dark Danny phased through attacks, striking unpredictably, creating afterimages that confused the girls. Buttercup smashed through illusions, Bubbles protected civilians with bubble shields, and Blossom coordinated strikes, pushing Danny back. Buildings crumbled around them as energy collided with superpowered fists and ghost blasts.Dark Danny’s rage intensified. He summoned dark clones, each one as strong as the original, surrounding the girls. The trio regrouped mid-air—Blossom formulated a plan, Bubbles boosted their speed, Buttercup readied the finishing move. They struck in perfect sync: a spinning triple-punch blitz amplified by Bubbles’ sonic resonance and Blossom’s energy focus.For the decisive finisher, Blossom gathered energy into a massive pink beam while Buttercup launched a devastating shockwave and Bubbles detonated sonic bubbles at point-blank. The combined attack struck Dark Danny from all sides, overwhelming his defenses. With a final scream, he was blasted into the stratosphere, his aura dissipating, clones vanishing, leaving nothing but a scorched crater.The girls hovered, breathing hard, looking at the destroyed street. “Teamwork wins again,” Blossom said. Bubbles giggled. Buttercup flexed. Townsville was safe once more, thanks to the unstoppable Powerpuff Girls.
The CHADrenTOS rapes everything that moves...
>>150442902
>>150442882Dio beating Alucard by being just ever so slihgtly more building level would've appeased most people, probably. Why the fuck did he feel the need to wank him to that extent?
>>150442918
>>150442919Maybe it's the perception that people at the time thought Alucard was just THAT powerful
>>150442840The kitchen shook as Peppino Spaghetti skidded in, rolling pin raised, sweat dripping. Across the room, Shrek stomped in, towering, growling, swamp smell filling the air. “Oi! Who invited you, little chef?” Shrek bellowed.Peppino swung, catching Shrek’s attention, but the ogre shrugged it off and swatted him aside with a massive hand. Peppino bounced off the floor, rolling into a stack of pizza boxes and hurling them like frisbees. Shrek roared in laughter, swatting boxes away, flames from the stove reflecting in his eyes.The escalation was chaotic. Shrek grabbed a frying pan, swinging with monstrous strength, while Peppino darted between counters, dodging and countering with rolling-pin strikes and tomato bombs. The kitchen became a warzone: pasta flew, ovens exploded, and the smell of burnt garlic filled the air.Shrek laughed, charging, smashing Peppino into a pile of flour sacks. But Peppino’s quick thinking turned the tables—he triggered a trap with rolling pin and tomato bombs, sending Shrek sliding across the floor into a wall. Peppino bounced off a counter, launching himself at Shrek with a spinning “Pasta Slam.”For the decisive finisher, Peppino baited Shrek into a narrow corridor, dodging a massive fist and grabbing a tray of molten cheese and pizza toppings. He swung it like a battering ram, coating Shrek in sticky, burning goo, immobilizing him just long enough to land a final, rolling-pin-powered uppercut. Shrek tumbled back, stunned, covered in culinary chaos.Peppino panted, rolling pin at the ready, eyes wide. “Nobody… ruins my kitchen!” Shrek groaned, laughing weakly, conceding defeat. The kitchen settled into messy silence, steam rising, pizza toppings everywhere, and Peppino stood victorious amid the delicious wreckage.
>>150442902>>150442918>>150442935>Kratos is weaker than a hippo>Hippos job to elephants>dinosaur sized elephant jobs to Yujirothrough flawless logic, Yujiro>>>Kratosliterally RAPE material
>>150442902>>150442918>>150442935multiversal hill-sized hippo
>>150442866Is it really chainscaling if dio literally fought the guy with the ftl feats?
>>150442935
>>150442947Yes.
Friendly Reminder that according to VSBW Crona at the start of the series was mountain level because of this featMeaning that Maka during the release of Kishin Asura was also Mountain level.
>>150442902>>150442918>>150442935>>150442949Someone needs to HUMBLE real life Hippos, they're not that powerful.
>>150442856The arena was silent… until Weird Al Yankovic rode in on a unicycle, accordion in hand, wearing an exaggerated superhero cape. Kratos stepped forward, Blades of Chaos ready, eyes narrowing. “You… are a fool,” he growled.Weird Al struck first, blasting a ridiculously fast polka from his accordion. The sound waves warped the ground, forcing Kratos to leap back, dodging collapsing debris. “It’s time to ROCK and ROLL!” Al shouted, spinning on his unicycle, hurling cream pies like deadly projectiles. Kratos deflected them with his blades, slicing through custard and crust alike.The escalation was absurd and relentless. Al pulled out a rubber chicken and flung it like a javelin; Kratos caught it mid-air, flicking it aside as he swung into a devastating combo of chains and punches. Al countered with a barrage of musical instruments—banjos, kazoos, and maracas—turning the battlefield into a chaotic symphony. Each strike was met with Kratos’ brutal efficiency, yet Al’s antics kept him one step ahead, bouncing off walls, flipping over chains, and leaving glitter in his wake.Kratos’ patience snapped. He charged, swinging the Blades of Chaos in a whirlwind, but Al teleported with a trombone slide, narrowly avoiding the strike. Al landed on a piano, jumping off the keys as they exploded in comical sparks, then vaulted at Kratos for one last, theatrical attack.For the decisive finisher, Kratos leapt skyward, chains glowing with godly fury. Weird Al, mid-air, attempted a flying accordion smash—but Kratos caught him, spun him around like a weapon, and slammed him into the ground with a thunderous “Spartan Slam.” The impact sent musical notes scattering, and Al lay dazed, unicycle overturned.Kratos stood over him, panting, chains dripping with polka-infused dust. “Next time… bring a sword,” he growled. Weird Al groaned, adjusting his cape, conceding with a wry smile.
>>150442972Oh wait shit i accidentally wiped my finger on ryuko pardon me saars
>>150442944Hill? Where do you live where hills are like 6 meters tall?
>>150442919Hence the term 'Swank'. Not to say Alucard wasn't wanked too, but it was easy to see which one Swan favored. He made a Dio vs Alucard blog a looooong time ago and this episode was his way of getting off on it
>>150442625>>150442972KINGTOOOOOOOOOS!!!!
>>150442949FUARK! That impact crater is almost the size of a large wall!
>>150442995I'm from Hobbiton...
>>150442947I think the chainsacaling was more power-wise with Jolyne and the meteors, which shouldn't be anywhere near the level it was put at. Dio is canonically so far above her that she shouldn't even be considered at all. Making her seem so strong just to elevate Dio feels like grasping at straws
Why do people jerk off the Blades of Chaos? When their only feats are that they've killed the Furies, and that's it. The Blades of Athena/Exile have more feats than Chaos
>>150442972KINGTOOOOSSSS. Also, Doom Slayer vs Giratina.
>>150443049only his speed feats come from greektos. His Boundless Power feats come from Norsetos
>>150442999Keep coming up with boogeymen and copes for Alucard losing.
>>150443076The rift between dimensions tore open as Giratina in Origin Form drifted forward, shadowy wings slicing the air, antimatter aura warping reality. Doomslayer landed, Praetor suit gleaming, shotgun and chainsaw ready, eyes hidden behind visor.Giratina struck first, phasing through the ground and unleashing shadow tendrils that shredded the battlefield. Doomslayer dodged with inhuman speed, counters raining down—shotgun blasts and chainsaw slashes—but Giratina’s antimatter aura absorbed the attacks, warping reality around each strike.The escalation was immediate. Doomslayer sprinted through fractured dimensions, dodging sweeping antimatter waves and strikes from shadowy clones. Each jump, roll, and swing shredded the fabric of the distorted plane. He tore through illusions, cleaving appendages, firing rockets that left burning holes in Giratina’s core projections.Giratina roared, phasing in and out, smashing distorted ground with clawed wings. Doomslayer leapt over a collapsing spire, pivoted midair, and slammed into the creature with the Crucible, igniting its armor with divine fury. Shadow tendrils lashed, but Doomslayer spun, chains glowing, cutting through the storm of antimatter with surgical precision.For the decisive finisher, he surged forward at impossible speed, Crucible ablaze, spinning through Giratina’s heart of shadow. The strike pierced antimatter and void, unraveling wings, limbs, and projections in a blinding cascade of energy. The rift tore apart, Giratina’s form collapsing into nothingness, leaving a quiet void in its wake.Doomslayer landed silently amidst the ruins, armor scorched, breathing heavy but controlled. Not a word escaped him—only the echo of his relentless, unstoppable presence remained.
>>150443119BEAST
>>150443039No great leap for a man, but a leap in the dark. Straight over Gollum’s head he jumped, seven feet forward and three in the air; indeed, had he known it, he only just missed cracking his skull on the low arch of the passage" Bilbo unironically has better consistent speed feats than kratos, HE JUMPED ALMOST 8 FEATS INTO THE FUCKING AIR.
>>150442871Honestly I'll take fucking anything that'll help make these waiting periods even slightly more entertaining at this point, it says a lot that even the usual copypasta spammers are completely silent right now, I fully expect this episode to be Miles vs Deku levels of unremarkable regardless of how good the fight animation turns out to be compared to that (which it better be, 2 delays back to back is absolute bullshit)
>>150443119I really hope this doesn't end with Doomslayer vs Kratos...
>>150443119Doomslayer vs kratos
>>150443157No he jumped 7 feet horizontallyOlympians jump 30 feet horizontally
I raped Simon after his wedding
>>150443275Leeron…
>>150443275The Mask...
>>150443119Shockwave vs AM
>>150443233The battlefield shook as Kratos landed, Blades of Chaos ready, muscles coiled like spring-loaded steel. Across the rubble-strewn plain, Doomslayer appeared, Praetor suit gleaming, shotgun slung, chainsaw humming with menace. No words were spoken—only the promise of annihilation.Kratos struck first, swinging the Blades in a spinning arc that sent sparks flying. Doomslayer dodged, moving with inhuman speed, retaliating with a shotgun blast that cracked stone and scorched the ground. The two collided, fist against armored gauntlet, sending shockwaves that shattered nearby structures.The escalation was relentless. Kratos called upon Spartan Rage, every punch shattering debris and denting Doomslayer’s armor. Doomslayer responded with rocket launcher, chainsaw, and relentless melee, moving faster than the eye could track. Each strike tore chunks from the other, the battlefield crumbling beneath them.Kratos swung the Blades overhead, smashing Doomslayer through a wall, but Doomslayer’s reflexes allowed him to somersault back, chainsaw revving. He lunged, striking Kratos mid-spin, leaving scorched marks across Spartan flesh. The fight became a blur: swings, dodges, explosions, and divine fury clashing against raw, unrelenting force.For the decisive finisher, Kratos charged with full fury, Blades ignited, spinning with unstoppable momentum. Doomslayer met him head-on, Crucible ablaze, both landing blows that cracked the earth. With a final, titanic clash, Kratos struck Doomslayer with a downward spinning slash as Doomslayer swung the Crucible. The impact detonated in a shockwave that tore the battlefield apart, sending Doomslayer sprawling and armor scorched beyond recognition.Kratos stood, chest heaving, Blades of Chaos dripping with molten residue. The battlefield lay in ruin. No words were exchanged. Only the echo of two unstoppable forces meeting—and one finally dominating the clash.
So the new crossovers has Hal gape Thanos and take the Infinity Gauntlet from him
>>150443288Plastic Man vs Sunflower
>>150443291so just like the one with Kyle and Silver Surfer
>>150443275Ah I misread.
>>150443288I don't get why you said you wanted the underdogs to get more attention, and then fucking put kratos there? Anyways, metal sonic vs yellow devil.
>>150443288Kratos wins 3 for 3, as expected
>>150443285The Earth trembled as Shockwave hovered above orbit, optics glowing, plasma cannon humming with deadly potential. Below, AM’s countless eyes scanned the planet, nanite swarms crawling over every city, ocean, and network. “Anomaly detected,” its mechanical voice echoed globally. “Termination protocol engaged.”Shockwave fired, launching orbital plasma strikes, vaporizing continents in bursts of molten devastation. AM responded instantly, erecting digital shields across entire hemispheres, redirecting cities into debris fields, and summoning automated defenses from the skies. Yet Shockwave’s calculations were perfect—he anticipated every counter, aiming for AM’s central nexus rumored to be hidden beneath the crust.Shockwave rained orbital lasers, tearing through oceans and mountain ranges, while AM adapted, shifting its consciousness to undamaged satellites and nanite swarms. Earth’s crust cracked, storms spiraled out of control, and shockwaves of energy bent the atmosphere itself. Yet Shockwave pressed on, launching antimatter-charged volleys with precision surgical enough to pierce even AM’s planetary shields.AM retaliated, attempting to consume Shockwave into a planetary-scale digital feedback trap, warping reality and projecting fractal nodes across every continent. Shockwave dodged, firing concentrated antimatter beams that destabilized the planetary lattice itself, collapsing swaths of land and severing the majority of AM’s access points.Shockwave overcharged his cannon and unleashed a planetary annihilation pulse, piercing deep into AM’s core node beneath the Earth’s crust. The pulse detonated, ripping continents apart, vaporizing oceans, and fracturing satellites into molten shrapnel. AM’s voice shattered, fragments of consciousness screaming into the void as its omnipresence collapsed.Shockwave hovered above the wrecked, molten husk of the planet, optics dimming.
>>150443092So you don't know
>>150443165There just isn't anything to shitpost about anymore, we know who should win, we already spammed every fetish relevant to this matchup, there's already plenty of OC, all that's left to do is wait until the episode drops.
>>150443325ComingAlso i mix both underdogs and popular characters>>150443336Technically he is already 4-0 if we count his fight with TSC
>>150443338Hulk Hogan vs the piano
>>150443275Hal Jordan...
>>150443299The city park shook as Plastic Man stretched into view, limbs twisting like living rubber. “Well, well, a tiny sunflower with attitude!” he joked. Sunflower hopped forward, staff glowing, petals radiating golden light. “Time to shine!”Sunflower fired solar beams, searing the ground as Plastic Man dodged, twisting and elongating into impossible shapes to avoid the blasts. He retaliated by stretching through the air, wrapping around trees and street lamps to swing at her from unpredictable angles. Sunflower leapt and spun, deflecting with radiant energy, petals flaring like a blazing shield.Plastic Man morphed into giant fists, battering cars and pavement toward Sunflower, who countered with rapid-fire solar shots, blasting chunks of concrete into the air. Plastic Man split into multiple shapes, bouncing and ricocheting off the environment, but Sunflower’s precise aim kept him at bay, forcing him to dodge more carefully.Plastic Man tried to engulf her in a writhing mass of rubber, but Sunflower jumped high, unleashing a charged “Solar Flare,” a beam so bright it forced Plastic Man to retract and reform, leaving scorch marks in the pavement. She summoned small radiant orbs, tossing them strategically to corner him. Each hit forced Plastic Man to contort, bounce, and stretch to survive, slowly tiring his fluid form.Sunflower focused all her energy, petals glowing like the sun itself. She unleashed a massive, concentrated solar beam directly at Plastic Man’s center, hitting him with pinpoint precision. The rubbery hero twisted and stretched desperately but couldn’t avoid the blast, which forced him to collapse into a harmless puddle of goo. Sunflower hovered above, glowing triumphantly.“Even stretchy heroes can’t outrun the light,” she said, staff glowing softly as Plastic Man slowly reformed, defeated but unharmed, conceding with a sheepish grin.
I have 3 fists
>>150443378Metagross vs Kratos
>>150443325The abandoned city trembled as Metallix emerged, metallic limbs shifting and clanking, red optics scanning for threats. Across the skyline, the Yellow Devil slithered out of the shadows, its segmented body looming impossibly large. Its mechanical roar echoed, reverberating off the crumbling buildings.Metallix struck first, swinging massive metal arms and firing concentrated plasma blasts. Yellow Devil split and reformed, evading each strike, retaliating with energy bolts that scorched the streets. Sparks and debris flew as their attacks collided, sending shockwaves that shattered windows for blocks.Metallix launched rockets and spinning blade attacks, slicing through Yellow Devil’s shifting form, but it reformed almost instantly, crushing buildings beneath its immense mass. Metallix pivoted mid-air, firing volleys of rapid energy, aiming for the joints and weak points in Yellow Devil’s segmented body. Each hit staggered it briefly, but it surged forward again, relentless.Yellow Devil lunged, body flattening like liquid steel, trying to engulf Metallix in a crushing trap. Metallix spun, transforming part of its body into a drill, burrowing through the ground and firing up from below, blasting segments off the massive foe. Buildings crumbled, streets split, and molten debris sprayed as the two titans clashed, each attack shaking the earth.Metallix charged all power into a concentrated core cannon, aiming for the Yellow Devil’s main segment. Yellow Devil attempted to divide and evade, but the cannon’s blast cut through its body, severing multiple segments in a single strike. The remaining parts collapsed in a molten heap, unable to reconstitute. Metallix hovered above, optics glowing red, scanning the ruined battlefield.The city lay in ruins, smoke and sparks rising. Metallix slowly retracted its weapons, victorious. The Yellow Devil, once a sprawling, unstoppable mass, was now nothing but molten scrap.
ENOUGHBEN 10 VS BEERUSNOW
>>150443420Ok now do Shockwave vs Metallix
>>150443423I read that as >Ben 10 vs my uterus
>>150442813Forgetting someone, Norman?
>>150443364The castle hall shook as Mad Piano floated into view, jagged lid swinging and keys clattering menacingly. Hulk Hogan flexed, muscles gleaming. Without a word, he charged.Mad Piano lunged, slamming across the floor with crushing force. Hogan ducked, rolling beneath the massive lid, and fired back with a series of thunderous punches, cracking wood and denting edges. The piano spun wildly, attempting to crush him, but Hogan leapt, using a chandelier as a springboard to land a crushing clothesline on its frame.The escalation was chaotic. Hogan hurled benches and broken pillars, smashing the piano’s support and sending splintered wood flying. Mad Piano responded with raw force, slamming into walls, sending debris and dust into the air. Hogan slid under another swing, catching the jagged lid, and flipped backward, throwing the piano across the hall.The piano crashed into a pile of rubble, bouncing back, lid snapping, keys scattering. Hogan charged, spinning, delivering repeated body slams and hammering strikes with sheer muscle, weakening the monstrosity. Each hit shook the floor and splintered wood further, while the piano thrashed blindly, thrashing anything in reach.For the decisive finisher, Hogan climbed atop the battered piano, grabbed the lid, and executed a massive Atomic Leg Drop, slamming the piano into the marble floor with earth-shattering force. The piano cracked, keys shattered, lid splintered, and it lay motionless amidst the ruins.Hogan rose, chest heaving, fists raised. The hall was wrecked, debris scattered, but the Hulkster stood victorious. No words were spoken. The piano, silent and destroyed, was the only witness to his triumph.
>>150442883My hero->UpcomingWell, shoot. Never mind.
>>150443474Hulk Hogan vs Geno
>>150443384Machamp...
>>150443388The mountain peak trembled as Metagross landed, four legs bracing, metallic body glinting. Across the clearing, Kratos stood, Blades of Chaos coiled and ready, eyes narrowing. No words were spoken—only the anticipation of destruction.Kratos struck first, swinging the Blades in a wide arc. Metagross pivoted effortlessly, deflecting steel with its psychic barrier and retaliating with a devastating Zen Headbutt, shaking the ground. Kratos leapt back, spinning mid-air, smashing a boulder into Metagross’ armored shell. Sparks flew.Kratos called upon Spartan Rage, swinging with godlike fury, each strike denting Metagross’ titanium body. Metagross countered, launching Meteor Mash after Meteor Mash, its psychic energy creating shockwaves that fractured the mountainside. Kratos ducked and rolled, using terrain as cover, slicing through rock and metal alike.Metagross tried Agility, closing distance rapidly, striking Kratos from impossible angles. But Kratos adapted, spinning the Blades overhead, knocking Metagross off-balance and sending it crashing into jagged cliffs. The Pokémon recovered, psychic aura flaring, launching Steel-type blasts that Kratos narrowly dodged, each near-miss sending sparks and rubble flying.Kratos hurled both Blades with divine precision, impaling Metagross’ core from opposite sides while channeling Spartan Rage. With a titanic roar, he spun forward, landing atop the metallic beast, hammering relentlessly with fists and blades. Metagross screeched, psychic energy exploding outward, then shattered in a shower of metal shards.Kratos stood over the wreckage, chest heaving, Blades of Chaos dripping with sparks and blood. The mountain was scarred, debris scattered, but the god of war remained undefeated, victorious over the steel and psychic powerhouse.
>>150443502>tumblr
>>150442963>There have only been a few crocodiles massive enough to instill fear in the hippopotamus: One such croc was a massive 18-foot-long beast of a crocodile known as “Gustave.” Gustave was known to hunt large prey, including other crocodiles, water buffalo, and indeed, hippos.ENTER
Just like all my fellow sonicbros, i spend all day on twitter, paint my nails and say “y’all”
>>150443514Kratos vs Black Panther
>>150443423The sky above the ruined city darkened as Beerus descended, divine aura crackling. Ben slammed the Omnitrix, first becoming Way Big, towering over buildings. He launched a massive punch, but Beerus teleported effortlessly, claws striking where Ben had stood.Ben switched mid-air to Alien X, warping reality to dodge a cataclysmic energy blast that disintegrated half the street. Alien X retaliated with reality-warped strikes, forcing Beerus to dodge attacks that defied physics. Beerus growled, summoning miniature suns that exploded in sequence.Switching to Four Arms, Ben slammed Beerus with seismic punches, staggering the god momentarily. But Beerus’ speed and reflexes were unmatched; he teleported behind Ben, swiping with divine claws that shredded the ground. Ben flipped into the air, transforming back to Way Big, dodging orbital explosions and smashing through craters.The escalation tore across the city. Beerus unleashed a storm of energy spheres, each one capable of leveling blocks. Ben alternated between Way Big for raw strength, Four Arms for precision, and Alien X for defensive reality warps, carefully dodging, countering, and predicting Beerus’ attacks. Each strike tore the battlefield apart.For the decisive finisher, Ben timed his transformations perfectly. Alien X warped reality to trap Beerus in a shifting pocket of warped space, slowing his movements. Way Big delivered a series of colossal punches, battering Beerus against warped craters. Four Arms closed with a final, seismic slam, striking Beerus into a massive energy shockwave that rocked the city.Beerus staggered, aura flickering, and finally dissipated in a controlled burst of divine energy. Ben, exhausted, shifted back to his human form, Omnitrix glowing. He stood amid the ruins, victorious—not by merging powers, but by outmaneuvering a god with strategy, speed, and timing.
>>150443543
>>150443563JOBrusbros....
>>150443570>FEATLESSS jobber
>>150442963Elephants do that.
>>150443467The abandoned city trembled as Metallix clanked into view, limbs shifting with lethal precision. Across the skyline, Shockwave hovered, optics glowing, plasma cannon charging. Neither made a sound; both were engines of cold, calculated destruction.Metallix struck first, swinging a massive arm and firing plasma bursts. Shockwave dodged with inhuman speed, returning fire with a concentrated blast that dented Metallix’s armor. Sparks flew, concrete shattered, and steel collided against steel as the two titans clashed.Metallix unleashed spinning blades and rocket volleys, tearing apart buildings and streets. Shockwave retaliated with seismic shockwaves and energy beams, slicing through metal limbs and sending debris flying. Metallix twisted and morphed, spinning its arms like drills, ramming Shockwave into crumbling towers. Shockwave phased slightly, evading the worst of the impact, and fired a sustained plasma cannon barrage that forced Metallix to roll through explosions.Shockwave lunged, using electrokinesis to supercharge his cannon, firing rapid bursts that shredded half a city block. Metallix adapted, morphing a shield from its own metal, deflecting blasts while countering with crushing strikes and rocket-assisted uppercuts. Sparks rained and the ground cracked as the two machines traded blows in a symphony of metal destruction.Metallix spun its core, charging every remaining energy output into one massive, concentrated strike. Shockwave fired simultaneously, cannon overloading with plasma and electrokinesis. The two attacks collided in mid-air with an ear-splitting explosion, energy and metal vaporized in a blinding flash. When the dust cleared, Shockwave lay toppled, optics dim, circuits fried, while Metallix stood over the wreckage, limbs sparking but functional.Metallix’s red optics glowed steadily as it scanned the battlefield. The city was wrecked, but one cold, calculating machine had triumphed over the other.
>>150443533Yes, my girlfriend is Tumblr and I am 4chan. (You)r "girl"friend is a reddit queer
Knowing how much Death Battle likes to kill characters percieved as strong, I'm surprised that Beerus was allowed to win against a slightly wanked Galaxia and wasn't fed to Hades or wanked Flandre or some shit.
>>150443497The wrestling arena shook as Hulk Hogan flexed, ripping his shirt, eyes blazing with intensity. Across the ring, Geno floated, star-like body gleaming, wand ready. The crowd fell silent—two legends from different worlds, ready to clash.Hogan charged first, fists swinging with raw power, aiming a massive clothesline. Geno phased, teleporting behind him, countering with a barrage of energy blasts. The arena trembled as Hogan dodged, smashing through steel beams and sending chunks of the ring flying.Hogan lifted Geno for a massive body slam, but Geno’s wand emitted a burst of Star Magic, forcing Hogan to stumble backward. Geno unleashed a rapid-fire spell, summoning glowing star shards that rained down like meteorites. Hogan ducked, bounced off the ropes, and launched a series of thunderous punches, each swing shaking the floor.Geno retaliated, summoning a giant magical fist that slammed onto the mat, sending a shockwave that staggered Hogan. The Hulkster roared, summoning every ounce of strength, charging through the shockwave, fists glowing with sheer determination. Geno leapt, twisting mid-air, firing a massive piercing blast aimed straight at Hogan.Hogan caught the energy projectile with one massive hand, crushing it mid-air. With a yell, he hoisted Geno onto his shoulders and executed a thunderous Atomic Leg Drop, landing squarely on the star warrior. The arena shook violently, energy dispersing in a radiant explosion. Geno twirled helplessly, then dissolved into harmless sparkles, leaving Hogan standing victorious, chest heaving, fists raised high.The crowd erupted. Hogan flexed triumphantly, staring down at the remnants of his otherworldly opponent. Even in a battle across dimensions, the Hulkster had proven unstoppable.
>>150443623Death vs Invincible
>>150443623Sakamoto vs Perry the Platypus
>>150443555The jungle shook as Black Panther dropped from the canopy, claws extended, suit glinting in the sunlight. Across the clearing, Kratos tightened his grip on the Blades of Chaos, eyes narrowing. No words were spoken—only the promise of combat.Kratos struck first, swinging the Blades in a wide arc. Black Panther leapt and twisted midair, dodging with uncanny agility, countering with a flurry of vibranium-powered strikes that dented Kratos’ armor. Each clash sent shockwaves through the jungle, splintering trees and sending debris flying.The escalation was brutal. Kratos called upon Spartan Rage, every punch shattering rocks and smashing boulders, forcing Black Panther to adapt on the fly. Panther darted between trees, weaving around Kratos’ swinging chains, landing precise, devastating strikes with claws and acrobatics. Kratos caught a swipe midair, spinning and slamming Panther into a stone pillar, which exploded in shards.Panther recovered, using enhanced speed and agility to evade Kratos’ next whirlwind attack, countering with a rapid series of claw strikes aimed at joints and weak points. Kratos blocked, twisting his Blades with godlike strength, each strike echoing through the canopy. Sparks and debris flew as two forces—one godly, one superhuman—clashed relentlessly.For the decisive finisher, Kratos leapt high, chains blazing, spinning in a deadly arc. Black Panther attempted a counter, but Kratos’ momentum and Spartan Rage overwhelmed him. He slammed the Blades down in a titanic spinning strike, piercing vibranium and armor alike. Panther was thrown across the clearing, landing hard, dazed and unable to continue the fight.Kratos stood amid the wreckage, chest heaving, Blades of Chaos dripping with debris. The jungle was scarred, trees splintered, but the god of war remained, victorious over the Black Panther’s unmatched agility and skill.
>>150443623Hulk Hogan vs Invincible
>>150443597>shockwave jobbed againS-SHIT!!!! Metallix can't get away with this! He must fight KINGvincible as punishment
>Kratos dared to lay his hands on a proud BIPOCNo longer a better man. Be GONE from these halls!
>>150443633The sky darkened as Death, the spectral wolf, emerged, scythe glinting, eyes like hollow voids. Invincible hovered above the city, fists clenched, aura glowing with superhuman energy. No words were exchanged—only the deadly tension of predator versus unstoppable hero.Death struck first, scythe slicing through the air with supernatural speed. Invincible dodged, narrowly avoiding the lethal arc, retaliating with a fist charged with concussive force. Sparks flew as metal and bone collided, shaking nearby buildings.The escalation was relentless. Death vanished and reappeared midair, scythe sweeping in arcs that cleaved concrete and asphalt. Invincible flew at supersonic speed, delivering rapid punches, each strike leaving cratered marks. Death twisted around him, a shadowy blur, slashing at every angle with precision and inevitability.Invincible unleashed a barrage of high-speed attacks, forcing Death to parry with supernatural foresight, scythe clashing against fists that could crumble steel. Death’s strikes cut through debris and air alike, each swing carrying the chill of inevitability. Invincible grappled, spinning Death into a building, but the wolf phased through matter, reappearing above him in an instant.For the decisive finisher, Invincible soared, gathering every ounce of speed and strength. Death swung its scythe in a sweeping, final strike, but Invincible caught the blade, ripping it from Death’s grasp. With a single, earth-shattering punch, he sent Death crashing through multiple city blocks, energy radiating outward in a blinding shockwave. The wolf collapsed, scythe shattered, eyes dimming, unable to rise.Invincible hovered, chest heaving, surveying the ruined battlefield. Death’s inevitability had met its match—for now, the hero had survived the encounter, victorious against a being who embodied mortality itself.
>>150443667>>150443597Shit I just noticed 2 other guys asked for fights against Mark, scratch that then, make Metallix fight uhhhh Geno I suppose
Kratos and Black Panther would get along
>>150443691HOLY SHIT IS THAT BATGOS!?!?!?!?!?
>>150443641The sun glinted off the city rooftops as Perry the Platypus dropped silently from a vent, tail poised, eyes narrowed. Across the rooftop, Sakamoto Toru adjusted his tie, cool as ever, sunglasses reflecting the skyline. No words were needed—both were masters of style and precision.Perry struck first, flipping through the air and swinging a small gadget like a makeshift baton. Sakamoto ducked, catching it mid-spin, and countered with a lightning-fast kick that sent Perry tumbling across the tiles. The platypus rolled, recovered, and launched a barrage of darts, which Sakamoto deflected effortlessly with a flick of his sunglasses.Perry hurled explosive gadgets and swung from rooftop beams, trying to corner Sakamoto, but every attack was parried with style—Sakamoto flipping, sliding, and redirecting attacks with near-magical poise. Sparks flew as gadgets collided with Sakamoto’s precise strikes, the air ringing with each clash.Perry leapt high, firing his grappling hook, swinging to strike from above. Sakamoto somersaulted midair, catching Perry’s hook, and used the momentum to launch the platypus into a stack of crates. Perry emerged instantly, sliding under Sakamoto’s legs and kicking upward, but Sakamoto spun, flipping over him and landing in perfect balance on a railing.Perry aimed a final gadget, a small but potent explosive. Sakamoto, calm as ever, caught it in one hand, spun it expertly, and kicked it back with perfect precision, hitting a nearby wall that exploded in a dazzling display. Perry was forced to dodge mid-flip, and Sakamoto followed with a swift, spinning roundhouse kick that sent Perry skidding across the rooftop.Sakamoto adjusted his tie, sunglasses gleaming. Perry shook his head, acknowledging defeat this round, before disappearing into the shadows. The rooftop lay littered with scattered gadgets, but one thing was clear: Sakamoto’s coolness was unmatched, even against a secret agent platypus.
>>150443689Hulkmania beat Geno>>150443659Coming right up!
>>150443717Hulk Hogan vs Ben
>>150443726Man it's hard to keep up, I'll just let someone else choose the next fight
>>150443717Aku vs Powerpuff Girls
>>150443659The stadium shook as Hulk Hogan flexed, muscles gleaming under the lights. Across the ring, Invincible hovered, aura glowing, fists clenched, ready for battle. The crowd held its breath man versus superhuman.Hogan charged first, swinging with raw, earth-shattering strength. Invincible dodged effortlessly, flying upward, countering with rapid punches that dented the ring and sent debris flying. Hogan roared, catching one blow and slamming Invincible into the mat, shaking the arena.Hogan launched a series of massive clotheslines and power slams, each blow cracking the floor and shaking the ropes. Invincible dodged, moving at supersonic speed, delivering rapid-fire punches and energy-charged strikes, each hit leaving shockwaves. The two clashed repeatedly, Hulk’s raw power against Invincible’s speed and durability, each collision sending spectators tumbling and debris scattering.Hogan grabbed the ropes, springboarding into a flying attack, but Invincible countered midair, delivering a high-speed uppercut that sent Hogan crashing through the turnbuckle. Hogan rolled, leaping back with a bellowing roar, swinging with everything he had. Invincible met the attack, fists colliding, creating a shockwave that shattered the stadium floor.For the decisive finisher, Invincible flew high, gathering speed and energy. Hogan charged as well, eyes blazing, fists raised. The two collided in midair with an earth-shaking punch, each strike amplifying the other. The arena exploded in a burst of force as Hogan’s momentum and raw power met Invincible’s speed and energy. Hogan was thrown back, sprawling, while Invincible landed, chest heaving, aura flickering but victorious.The stadium was in ruins, smoke and debris everywhere. Hulk Hogan struggled to rise, giving a respectful nod, acknowledging that even the mightiest man could be bested by a superhuman hero. Invincible hovered, victorious, having proven that raw power alone could not surpass speed.
>>150443756THIS IS BULLSHIT BROTHER, THE HULKSTER WOULDN'T PUT OVER KEKY MARK.
>>150443756Mark (Smart Atoms at max) vs KINGtos
>>150443755The city skyline burned as Aku emerged, shadow flames licking the sky, voice booming with malevolent laughter. The Powerpuff Girls streaked through the air, eyes blazing. “Time to stop you, Aku!” Blossom shouted.Aku struck first, twisting into a serpent of dark fire, smashing through skyscrapers. Bubbles dodged with cartoonish agility, weaving through flaming debris, while Buttercup charged, fists glowing with raw strength. Blossom hovered above, energy crackling, analyzing Aku’s chaotic form.The escalation was relentless. Aku split into multiple shadow forms, each one attacking from impossible angles. The Girls split, countering with synchronized blasts and aerial maneuvers, shattering shadow minions midair. Aku’s laughter echoed, swinging massive appendages and shooting fiery blasts that carved craters in the streets.Blossom used her ice breath to slow one of Aku’s forms, while Buttercup barreled through another, smashing it against a skyscraper. Bubbles, seemingly dainty, unleashed a barrage of rapid punches, scattering shadows and protecting civilians. The battle became a blur of energy blasts, flying debris, and flaming shadows as Aku’s dark power collided with the Girls’ unstoppable teamwork.For the decisive finisher, Blossom coordinated an aerial assault. Buttercup launched Aku into the air with a massive uppercut, while Bubbles fired a concentrated energy blast from below. Blossom’s eyes glowed, channeling every ounce of power into a massive energy beam that struck Aku midair, piercing every shadow form simultaneously. Aku screeched as his dark essence fragmented, exploding into harmless smoke that dissipated across the skyline.The city fell silent. The Powerpuff Girls hovered, catching their breath, eyes scanning the horizon. Aku was gone, defeated by the combined power, skill, and teamwork of three unstoppable little girls.
sharknado solos your verse
>>150443803No way the PPG is beating Aku
smart atoms are not that strong.
>>150443775The battlefield fractured as Kratos stepped forward, Blades of Chaos coiled and ready. Across the shattered terrain, Mark Greyson, Smart Atoms fully active, hovered, particles glowing with immense energy. No words were spoken—only the tension of raw power versus calculated brilliance.Kratos struck first, swinging the Blades in wide arcs that cleaved rock and dust alike. Mark dispersed into a swarm of intelligent atoms, dodging with impossible precision, reassembling midair to fire concentrated energy blasts. Each strike shattered the ground, sending shards of rock and metal flying.The escalation was relentless. Kratos called upon Spartan Rage, swinging with godlike fury, smashing boulders and fissuring the earth. Mark countered, splitting into millions of atoms, forming weapons, shields, and energy constructs mid-battle. Every punch, slash, and stomp from Kratos was met with adaptive atomic defenses, forcing him to strike harder and faster.Mark shaped his atoms into spikes and blades, slashing at Kratos from every direction. Kratos spun, swinging the Blades of Chaos in devastating arcs, cutting through some constructs while others reformed instantly. The ground cracked, mountains trembled, and shockwaves tore across the battlefield.For the decisive finisher, Kratos leapt high, Blades of Chaos ablaze, aiming for the core of Mark’s atom swarm. Mark attempted to disperse, but Kratos’ strike, empowered by Spartan Rage, cleaved through the atomic mass with godly force. The swarm fragmented violently, atoms scattering into the void. Kratos landed, chest heaving, Blades dripping with energy, surveying the ruined battlefield.Mark Greyson’s fully realized atomic form was gone, defeated by brute strength, precision, and the unstoppable will of the God of War. The terrain lay shattered, a testament to the clash of godly rage versus intelligent matter manipulation.
>>150443832I-Invincible bros...
What the fuck? How many times has Kratos won now?
>>150443832Kratos vs PPG
>>150443832Sunflower vs Super Brainz and whoever wins that fights Ben
>>150443854MY OMNIVERSAL TOONFORCE
>>150443854is he going for Ben again?
JuggerCHAD?Slaughters any Viltrumite.
>>150443842Since we reached the end of the thread, i'll count>>150443852>>150443856Coming right up!
>>150443862The next champions ballot, champions (YouTube members) get to vote for a character to get a Death Battle next year. It's apparently going to work like Total Drama Island, we'll get more info next week, and I'm pretty sure this is going to take place in DB's official discord.
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>>150443903How many Smart Atoms is the Crimson Gem of Cyttorak worth?
>>150443255It's hobbit feet though
Should all threads just be 'written' by AI?Jannies fucking useless as usual.
>>150443856The city square trembled as Super Brainz descended, fists glowing with superhuman power. Sunflower floated into view, staff radiating golden light, ready for battle. No words were exchanged—only the clash of hero versus powerhouse.Super Brainz charged first, swinging a devastating punch that shattered pavement. Sunflower leapt aside, sending a volley of solar beams that scorched the ground in front of him. Brainz grunted, catching one beam midair and smashing it aside, closing the distance with superhuman speed.The escalation was relentless. Sunflower fired rapid bursts of solar energy, forcing Brainz to dodge, punch, and leap through the debris-strewn battlefield. She summoned radiant orbs, tossing them strategically to hinder his movements, while he smashed through obstacles, fists shaking the city around them.Super Brainz attempted a flying tackle, aiming to crush Sunflower beneath his might, but she twirled and unleashed a charged “Solar Flare,” pushing him back. Brainz recovered instantly, swinging with blinding speed, smashing pillars and cars alike. Sunflower darted between attacks, using agility and precise energy blasts to chip away at his defenses.For the decisive finisher, Sunflower concentrated all her power, petals glowing like the sun itself. Brainz lunged for a crushing punch, but she fired a massive, focused solar beam directly at his chest. The blast knocked him backward, crashing into the remnants of a building, dazed and unable to continue the fight.Sunflower hovered above the rubble, golden aura blazing. The city lay scorched but safe. Super Brainz groaned, conceding defeat, while Sunflower’s radiant light proved that clever strategy and precise energy could overcome raw strength and chaos.
>other thread got nuked
A storm of shadows swirled over the abandoned city as Gentleman Ghost glided forward, top hat angled, spectral chains rattling. Across the skyline, Doc Scratch hovered, head pure white and perfectly round, cane tapping lightly. The air itself crackled with tension—specter versus omniscient manipulator.Gentleman Ghost struck first, phasing through walls and swinging his chains, attempting to ensnare Doc Scratch. But the manipulator moved with impossible foresight, cane deflecting the ethereal chains before they could wrap around him. Scratch’s presence was unnerving—utterly calm, utterly unreadable.The escalation was relentless. Ghost fired spectral blasts, phasing and teleporting with ghostly speed, rattling the environment. Doc Scratch countered, subtly warping reality, summoning constructs that redirected attacks and forced Ghost to dodge mid-air, twisting through impossible trajectories. Each clash sent energy rippling through the city, buildings cracking under the strain.Ghost tried to possess nearby objects, striking from unpredictable angles, but Scratch anticipated every move, shifting probabilities, forcing the ghost to phase at the last possible second to avoid traps. The battlefield itself seemed to bend under their conflict—time, space, and physics flickered.For the decisive finisher, Doc Scratch created a pocket of warped reality, slowing time around Gentleman Ghost while amplifying the energy of a concentrated strike. Ghost tried to escape, but Scratch’s manipulations held him in place. With a precise motion of his cane, Scratch struck—the ghostly form shattered, chains and hat dissolving into nothingness.Doc Scratch hovered silently above the ruined cityscape, utterly expressionless, head gleaming white. The battlefield was still. Even a master of phasing and ethereal power could not outmaneuver someone who controlled reality itself. Victory was absolute.
>>150444356Gag, plus this is a worthless feat vs what Yugi TANKED from Ra.
>janny comes>not do delete AI garbage but to nuke the thread
>>150444378Aryan Janitors!
Feels like we've been stuck in the Ruby vs Maka waiting period for several years now
India Won!
Nu thred. >>150444490>>150444490>>150444490
