>bro, hear me out bro, what if like, Batman was relatable bro?>what if was like one of us you knowwhatimsayin bro, like, one of the guys, a chip off the old block like>like, what I'm saying like, is, like, what about having Batman be like, a kid you know, a kid like me and you, who's like got this tight circle of ride or die homies and shit, and they all are tight cause the hoods gotta burn local you know, like some real brother shit>and like, he's fucking like Catwoman who's his childhood crush bro, like, everybody had a childhood crush bro, and they're fucking on top of piles of cash she stole bro and that's fine bro cause Batman's now like this grinder from the downstreets who hustles and stealing is the right thing to do here bro>and like, he's like cursing and talking like a real human being man, not like some upper side motherfucker you know, and like, he's crass and kickass yougetmypointman>and okay, okay, this Batman, like, this Batman, he's anarchy now, right, he's like, the chaos man, against the system man, Batman's the good guy so he's going against the system man you get where I'm going man>so this relatable, street-smarts Batman you know he's a guerrilla fighter and he's gotta like make his own low-tech stuff you know, cause he's no billionaire bitchboy anymore you know so he's gotta be smart and like man, he's also gotta go to work man, he's like you and me now man>anyway he's also 6'9", has safehouses everywhere, can maintain his muscles and go to work as a blue-collar guy and still find time for his activities, he's also super-smart too and graduated with multiple degrees at 23 and is able to get the drop on professional spooks by going to state university and hanging out with his homies>and the Joker is the devil and the systemHow low of a mental level must one be to truly enjoy Batman AF? Is it enough to just throw some uninspired low-effort "horror" designs there to make retards cream their pants?
I'm not reading all of that, but there's another AbsBats thread here >>150449396
