Loona Thread. That is all.
>>150465437Take off your top!
>>150465437
These threads inevitably turn awful, for some reason they attract all the schizos and autists like moth to flame. I give it five posts before someone posts some weird shit.
>>150465447This but your shorts
Loona thread look out! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>150465530I really hope nobody posts obesity or ABDL shit like on /hhg/
>>150465437i prefer her step sister
>>150465437Loona and Anon. He was so close, fucking lightweight.
what do you think they are playing?
Loona isn't potty trained
>>150466127Seven posts before the weird faggots scrambled in, that must be a record.
>>150466199faggot singular, actuallyI alone have the bravery to profess my unsightly inclinations
i am not gay, but whew
>>150466404>next season is stolas trooning out would be kino
>>150466443maybe not outright trooning out, but i wouldnt be surprised if they show him wearing womens clothing
>anon manages to convice stolas to take the girls too on their magic lessons
>>150466666Quints of friendship.
>>150466666CHECKED WHAT THE FUCK
>>150466666Is there a basis for Hell owls? I never asked about that. Unless it's just "the design is really nice so why not?".
>>150466866some demons in the ars goetia are described as looking like birds, stolas is supposed to take on the appearance of a crowned, long legged owl
>>150466886Ahh, so ye olde esoterica? Fascinating. At least it shows Vivzie did some extra homework.
>>150466934>At least it shows Vivzie did some extra homeworkeh, she pretty much took the most shallow approach to it, though”stolas” has nothing to do with the demon hes based on, except that hes an owl and likes plants and starssome people have pointed out that his dad is actually a closer, more faithful interpretation of stolashell, wan shi tong from avatar is a better interpretation of the demon that HB stolas
>>150465437Would she lick peanut butter off a penis? Asking for a friend.
>>150467028Anon Y. Mous...
>>150466992Man I need to revisit ATLA at some point
>>150465447>damnit Phil, thats next Saturday!
It's still a shame that Solomon never gets brought up in the series and that Viv chickened out by making the Goetia demons just 30 somethings instead of hundreds if not thousands of years old
Drunk karaoke with Loona...
>>150467403Would even make sense that after thousands of years he's grown bored of his life and his wife. His leap into degeneracy could have been an impulsive way of breaking the monotony.
Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/
>>150467486You know who ELSE goes on >>>/trash/?
>>150467752Love this artist's stuff.
MILFtavia....
>>150468259>>150468526>try to summon Stolas years after he's retired to his fuckbuddy Blitzo>get Octavia instead, her having assumed Stolas' duties>"So uh, you know anything about astrology?"
>>150468577>>"So uh, you know anything about astrology?">you tried summoning her dad to talk about astronomy and learn if there are any aliens out there>she, unfortunately, has no idea >ask her if shes ever tried stellaris>offer to introduce her to it once she says shes got no idea>she takes to it like a fish to water>visits you periodically to unwind after a long day at court and to enjoy your company while genociding aliens that bare a striking resemblance to goetians she knows
What would (you) do if you found out you were 1/16th imp? What would you do if you found out the only thing you inherited from it was baldness? What if you found out you were distantly related to Blitzo?
How do you all feel about How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds)? Do you like how it's shaping up, or are there concerns?
>>150469496how would take make any sense?goetias and succubi might have more reason to be distant family members, but imps?there were pretty much none of them going to the human world before shitzo and his business
>>150469579I'm liking how it's going so far.
>>150469586probably imps like barbie that manage to get an asmodean crystal
>>150469579No real complaints, I like it thus far. I'm just curious and a little worried what Anon meant by>“I’m sorry… for whatever happens…”He's gonna almost blow things by doing something stupid, isn't he.
>>150465437Why, certainly
>>150469579I like that there seems to be something finally happening between our two leads
Hellhounds were made for my peanut butter covered balls.
>>150470251Until they bite.
>>150470251
>>150470291They've been trained.
>sinner apprentice anon be like
I like her because she looks like Roxy.
>vivzie based stolas off of her own dadI wonder how likely this is to actually be true
>>150470373I don't hate it.
Do you guys like birds?
I think I'd like Loona a lot more if she spent some time away from Blitz. He's a bad influence.
>kissing Loona
>>150471911Will steal.
>>150470591Common as hell. Once a kid turns 14, they already know about most of this shit anyway and the reason you don't do it is because it's fucking weird. You're old and gross to them and the last thing they need to know about is what their own mom and dad get up to in the bedroom. Also something that happens when the kid turns 14 is the parent is old enough to have their midlife crisis and they wanna show off how they're still young at heart so they start treating their kid more like a friend, trying to show off their sexual conquests and what have you.
>>150472054Yeah, but vivzie is a woman, what kind of dad talks about his sexual exploits with his little girl?
>>150465953Darkstalkers
>>150465953Freddy Got Fingered: The Video Game
>>150465953>Smash Bros>Octavia plays Link or Samus, depending on her mood>Loona strictly mains ___Falco_
>>150469579Looking forward to when anon finally goes full retard and unleashes his entire fiery power
>>150472573>pick Fox or Wolf once>Loona calls you a furry>forever
>>150472255Okay anon, lemme tell you a story to put this into perspective.I once went to a party where we were doing round after round of shots. Throughout the night, this one guy was sitting in the corner of just sitting there playing a Nintendo Switch. So around 11pm, I asked someone who knew the hostess better than me and it turned out it was her 14 year old son who was basically told "just ignore the room of drunks in front of you and keep playing your game."When you have adults clinging to young adulthood, they will basically just ignore the kids existence so long as the kid doesn't actively signal distress or discomfort. Especially when the adult in question has some kind of confidence in some distraction the kid's been provided.Like a dad at a hooters telling his kid to go play whatever arcade machine or virtual golf game has been set up.Somewhere like Lulu-Land is typically full of exactly this kind of parent."Go play the water game" while dad hits up the college chicks.
>>150472705Some people just shouldn't breed
>>150472767I should clarify in that particular case. That woman wasn't much older than me and dad was nowhere to be found so I'm pretty goddamn sure that was a whole "teen pregnancy, wasn't ready for parenthood" situation.
>>150469579It's been a fun read so farNeed more Blitzo and Anon scenes
>>150467752>cookie cutter muzzle brake
>>150472705>>150472907
Be honest, would you tolerate him enough to become friends, even if there was nothing in it for you?He doesnt seem like *that* bad of a guy, sure hes a shitty dad, but maybe hes a better friend?
>>150473598>"So, uh... astrology, huh?">"Quite.">".... Wanna play xbox?">"Wot?"
>>150473598I would get along with Stolas but I'd refuse to be alone in a room with him.
>>150472255>>150473590You see it a lot at colleges too. The typical parent will hand their kid a box of condoms and say "don't do anything stupid."But you always get that handful of "cool mom" during drop-off weekend who will go to the parties with their kids or the dads who will join the bar crawl.Sure, these college students are technically adults but the parents sure as hell aren't there, drink in hand, to be the responsible ones. They're clinging to youth.It's not even "grow up", it's "accept you're not hip anymore" because that's the root cause of it. Parenting inherently implies becoming a bit boring because you're now the one who has to keep the kids and especially the teens from doing stupid shit. In Octavia and Stolas's case, Stolas isn't a bad dude but he's too fucking stunted to be that boring role model.
>>150473598I'd fuck some sense into him
>>150474135based
I wouldn't mind hanging out with Stolas because I'm that fucking starved for friendship but I don't have a prayer of fixing his shit. Probably would have to keep him away from the alcohol so he doesn't get emotional, too. What could you even do together anyway? The man's a spoiled millennial who probably didn't and doesn't have a single hobby that resembles yours.
>>150474135Shut up Blitzo you're a bad influence
>>150474172The real trick isn't to fix them so much as it is to just be that fun casual friend who helps distract from the dramatic shitshow that is the rest of his life.Basically, in terms of what Stolas would want as a friend? It's someone who doesn't know jack shit about Blitzo or the trial or his divorce or whatever and doesn't wanna know. Drama-prone people tend to keep their friend groups separate for this reason
>>150474288That sounds about right, I'd be fine with just chilling.
Why don't the dhorks just call I.M.P. and take out a hit on Blitzo?
>>150474172I think the guy just needs a serious wake up call, someone to look objectively at his choices and point out where he fucked up, why he fucked up and how he could feasibly unfuck itA friend who tells him the shit he doesnt want to hear, but needs toHopefully the BotF anon starts being more like this
does she still have STDs?
>>150474172i want to fuck stolas so much it's unreal but the thought of hanging out with him even as a friend sounds incredibly unpleasant... way to add a touch of realism in the faggiest way possible, vivzieblob
>>150474821Shes a virgin to probably no
>>150474821Nope, that's been retconned in the redone pilot.
>>150474863>virginhighly unlikely for a foster kid
>>150474861Opposite problem hereMy life is so empty and i have so little going on that i wouldnt mind befriending a guy like that, if only to have someone moderately intelligent to talk about stuff withNo fucking involved though, as i know from experience that i am not gay
>>150474886Anon, she was locked in a cage for most of her life and the one in charge of her pound was an old hellhound lady who looks like shed beat the shit out of them if they as much as entertained the thought, nevermind catching them in the actShe is 100% a virgin
Thinking about Base of the Fire...How do you feel Anon and Stolas's relationship will end up turning out? Can a true friendship be forged between the two?
>>150474993I think anon will slowly grow to be more open around him, but eventually mastermind will happen and stolas will throw everything away to go save his butt buddyHe will get depowered and, presumably, so will anon, making any future magic studies impossibleNot only that, but anon will probably be a good friend to octavia by then(if not something more) so will have to pick between sticking with his now depowered master or maybe going with octavia and trying to make her his new mistress, bonding with herI hope we get some scenes of stolas about to do something stupid like in the show, anon calls him out, but he goes ahead and does it anyway because he simply cannot help himselfThis could be a reason in the end for why anon breaks away from him, being tired of giving him sound advice, only to be ignored again and again
>>150466554stop trying to make me gay goddamit. my resolve weakens every day.
>Anon and Loona playing office games at work to pass the time>tossing her snacks and having Loona catch them in her mouth>paper airplanes>desk pong
>>150475179Considering how stylized Viv's art is I don't think that can make you gay unless you let it I mean honestly looking at that there's very little male features. Like you could be forgiven for looking at a drawing like that that's completely divorced from human features and even has feminine ones and having your brain find it arousing from sheer pattern recognition. 'Draw a girl call it a boy' kinda shit.
>>150466934Emphasis on some. There's a rich bit of lore she could have pulled from in the epic poems like Paradise Lost, Dante's Inferno and Paradiso, not to mention other grimoires other than the Lesser Key of Solomon, but really all she did was use the Princes and Kings sigils, and bumped the nine layers of hell down to 7. Stolas is one of the few of the Goetians who look like their description. This is what "Ozzie" Asmodeus looks like, according to the Ars Goetia. But I'd imagine it would be hard to make fujo fapbait to this.
What kind of weird ideas do you think hellborn have about humans anyway? So many of them probably have never seen one and only have sinners to go off of.
>>150475529To them we probably look like the monsters from The Descent.
>>150475290thanks anon im gonna use that for the cope. Appreciate it.
>>150475595And hey if it makes you feel any better I honestly thought that was femstolas until told otherwise, cartoons are so heavily simplified and given to artistic interpretation its hard to tell
>>150471953It's too cute not to.
>>150475111What does it mean to get de-powered, the grimoire getting taken away?
>>150466554There's a Voxtagram post of him wearing a yellow dress, while Blitz climbs up his balcony to try and fuck him.And not going to lie, he's really hot in the yellow dress.
>>150465437Stinky
*sploosh*
>>150475529Most may not have seen humans in person, but the likes of succubi/incubi and summoned demons probably have. And given that this depiction of Hell is technologically no different from [CURRENT YEAR], it's very possible the those allowed topside have taken photos/videos/soul traps of humans they've interacted with and circulated them. So the population that doesn't get to go topside would at least have some idea of what humans are like.
>>150475529We’re a monsterfucker porn niche to them
>>150474876Arguably the one good change from the pilots with both shows.
ngl the ember chick has me acting unwise esp her sinner form
>>150478311Gets me every time
>>150478868Don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>150479528
>>150478695It would still be funny if they have a few misconceptions.
>>150466666Hey what the fuck this is really nice, actually
loona bros, would you still?>hardmode: no bag over her head
>>150469579I'm very invested. Anon better get his ass in gear and make up for the pathetic display this last chapter
>>150474993>>150475111BOTF has a lot of flaws, but it has the best written Stolas I've ever seen. Idk maybe I don't read enough ao3 fics with him in it.
>>150481068I'd take the succubus intern if I had to go for a loona rip off
Call me old school but that scene wasn't necessary https://files.catbox.moe/me2yai.png
>>150481473the peanutbutter queen strikes again
>>150481137Stolas in that is really fucking good for some reasonI hope Anon can act as a balance to get his shit togetherThe lessons are always a fun read
>>150474886>>150474923She got /pupped/
>>150481068Why do you keep asking this?
>>150481526I need to catch up since I just started but I mostly like how Stolas bounces between innocuous and genuinely sinister since it makes him harder to read, therefore more alien and creepy.
>>150475290>>150475595>>150475698Helps that he canonically lacks a dick, from what I remember.
>>150482621yeah, hes got a cloaca, but the problem is that we dont know what vivzie means by it: does he have an inside penis ”cloaca” and a separate hole for his bowels or does he have an actual, multi purpose cloacawe wont know unless they add a sex scene in the show
I find this talk of Stolas' genitals to be shallow and pedantic.
>>150482661IIRC in one episode it was referred to as a "birdpuss". Make of that what you will.
>>150482725i agree, we should be talking about solas` genitals insteaddo you think her pussy is fluffy and puffy, or more of a roast?
>>150482760i mean, it was shitzo saying it, no?i think its more of how it works for yinglets, the males have a pouch into wach the penis is kept, which could act as a ”birdpuss”
I want to convince Stolas to turn human so I can punch his nuts with angelic brass knuckles and introduce him to testicular pain.
I hope season 3 gives us more sexy fish demons. Its almost guaranteed we get a sloth or envy episode.
>>150482859>i mean, it was shitzo saying it, no?Yeah, and considering that, I'll take him at his word. Maybe.
>>150482994i think this is how goetian males function
>>150465877What were the other two songs that were sung last chapter? Of course one was California girls
So anyways, I wonder if the dhorks ever took down a vampire.
>>150483129Well there was this one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR5GnRQAOO8
>>150483150how could you even fit vampires into this world?are they related to hell?are they demons/ demonically possessed?warlocks who got too cocky and delved too deep?
>>150483174>Anon plays MGRROf course he fucking does
>>150483184Sorcerers who made a demonic pact to possess their own bodies after death. Good way to fit in Belial and I'm pretty sure that new Nosferatu movie did exactly this.
>>150483054Ngl, I kinda doubt it's exactly akin to that, though honestly the best we could do so far is leave it to Vivzie and her crew to give us a more concrete answer, if they ever do of course.
>>150483360>the best we could do so far is leave it to Vivzie and her crew to give us a more concrete answerare you sure you want her to confirm the goetias genitals?because its likely they will do it in graphic detail...
>>150483360Of all the things I want a concrete answer about, Stolas' genital hookups are way down towards the bottom of the list.
>>150474923Even if this were true, Blitzo adopted her when she was about to turn 18....Loona is now 23.So she's had an opportunity to fuck for the last 6 or so years. Zero chance she's a virgin.
The next two chapters of HILTLH(H) are experimental. This is the first one.https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/185153771
>>150484130I can't wait to read it later.
I want to learn magic from cute bird girl. Not even romantically interested in her, just want my demonic patron to be cute.
>>150484120>loona has had plenty of time to fuckseeing how possessive and protective shitzo is, i doubt she could have had the chance
>>150482621Blitzo has implied hes sucked his cock before. And the Loo Loo Land episode he says (if you try to fuck me in my little red ass!) Second they walk into the park.Pretty sure he has a canonical penis.
>>150484313Man, wish I could find the full to that one video where Loona's playing with a dildo collection in her apartment, and blasting out the sounds with heavy metal music. I only ever saw a censored version on Youtube of all places.
>>150484510>me when a new loonafic chapter drops>me when anon and loona continue experience nothing but pain
>>150484510what is this expression meant to convey?
Slamming Stolas' schrodinger dick in a car door.
What if Stolas accidentally texted you his horny thoughts meant for Blitzo?
>>150469579More progress between Loona and Anon would be nice
>>150485065I'd call him a faggot.
>>150484130well let's hope portals work in basements
>>150484130Now we've got the mob AND forest psychos to fight before we can have more light-hearted hijinks. Let's hope everyone lives.
>>150485065>”Sir, i know that you are my teacher, which i respect, and that it is hard to control your hedonistic urges to the point where, in your lust addled mind, you may of have confused my number with that of your paramour, but that was really fucking gay”
if octavia were abrasive and mean towards you, because her dad is teaching you magic instead of her, would you hold it against her and keep away or would you try to break through that bitter exterior and try and become her friend?
>>150485838How much do I comprehend of her situation>you are not the only person in the worldYes but I'm a sensitive boy if you're mean to me
>>150485955obviously, you would have to be more of an inco than an anon, since you would need to go out of your way to try and befriend her, as she wouldnt be learning magic with youyou cant just go from day to day and expect her to start liking you, youd have to take an active approach
>stolas catches you in bed with her daughter, about to get frisky
>>150486518
>>150485838We can study magic together.
>>150486518If you were a sexy imp, he would want round 2 himself.
You know with all the greens I'm surprised no one's run anything on /qst/.
>>150486518>>150486529>Her face after
have my saving grace or BotF gotten any new updates?
>>150485580>TL;DR Go be a faggot somewhere else.
>>150488351Yes, but making it overly verbose is much more funny
>>150485065>nigga u gay
