Let's have a REAL matchup worthy of Simon's greatest!
Gentlemen... Behave...
>>150478536*Red like Roses Part II starts playing*
Who the fuck is that?>>150478526No, I don't want Touhou in the show at all and people who do misunderstand the idea behind the franchise. I pulled the image from Touhou wiki
>>150478546I mean, Sakuya was in OMM pretty early on.
>>150478547That's a whole different thing, no powerscaling going on or anything.
>>150478536Damn! I wanted to make the new thread...Anyways I made this Thumbnail, please say something about it
>>150478550Ruby gonna die.
>>150478550Nice work>>150478549It means the Death Battle staff had touhou in mind at some point and know it exists.
>>150478536https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Daijuuji_Kurouhttps://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Demonbane_Mythos#Main_CharactersAINT NO WAY! TOO STRONG FOR VS BATTLE https://outlier-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Kurou_Daijuuji
Maka rapes.
>tranime twinks matchupJust give us Thor vs Superman.
Mark my words: this scythe will cut through the madness that chains this world! And the cut it leaves behind will become a path for everyone who stands with me. The strength of those who have fallen, the courage of those who will follow—those two forces resonate together, weaving into a slash that will carry us toward tomorrow!That’s Soul Resonance! That’s why i am Maka Albarn—the meister who refuses to bow to fear!MY SOUL IS THE SOUL THAT SLASHES BEYOND THE HEAVENS!!
>>150478568I will fucking kill you if Maka loses, I will dox you and kill you.
>>150478567I will give it to you, my prince.You will crush his head with your boot after you made Mjonir smash his legs off.
>>150478559>It means the Death Battle staff had touhou in mind at some point and know it exists.I know. And we'll get it sooner or later, and it'll be that horrible Kasen vs Sonic matchup. Nothing I can do about it.
>>150478572How the fuck can she lose?
>>150478572Sorry, but i am filled with human spirit right now. There is no way Maka loses.Believe.
>>150478567Would these threads survive the waiting period for CHADhor vs SuperCHAD?
>>150478580Simon acts as a Jobber hex when used to hype up other characters >>150478583STOP I'M BEING SERIOUS!
>>150478561This is the summarization of the verse by VS Battle. This is beyond Skyrim Mudcrab scaling, beyond Buddhist grain of sand myths, beyond the Endless.
>>150478586Spictoria Mikoto would kill xirself due to not being able to Simonfag for either, so probably they'd be better off
>>150478589No, i am on the hype train right now.I am riding it until it crashes.THERE IS NOTHING STOPPING MAKA NOW. SHE WILL WIN.
>>150478597>UnderdogLiterally no one is rooting for Ruby or thinks she'd win
>>150478596Oh, id simon Thor for sure.Didnt you see that i wanted to have Thor brutalize Superman?
>>150478590There's not even an entry for the Main Character. Even World of Darkness and SCP have entries. This has nothing
>>150478603Dang
>>150478607What makes Thor different from Superman?
Time to even out the Jobber Hexes
>>150478616Well, he does get powercliffed by foes he cannot just speech or sundip to beat.Also is both legit born a god, more actual experience time, trains and is less reliant on amps, context and his foe being weakened beforehand.
>>150478616Thor is actually weak to magic unlike Superman who brutalize Dr.Fate and other magicians.https://youtu.be/FikMpB0TqRA?feature=shared
>>150478625>>>150478616Also Chris is handsome.Overall i dont like super like Thor as a characer, am kinda indifferent. Just want a matchup people cannot claim is biased in any way and has people already on the side that Thor could indeed shitstomp Superman.I want the people to accept Superman getting his head bashed in as a possibility first and a gang of marvel fans backing it up.
Thor would win. Superman has no answer to Mjolnir and it helps that Thor's entire arsenal is magic.
>>150478635Couldn't Superman wield Mjolnir? Could Thor call it back if he grabs it?
>>150478625Everything you say is a lie. Let's just the ignore Herald, Odin force, Worthy, Phoenix raised, Gaia blessed, Zeus absorbed Thor. Also the MANY Ragnorak of Thor getting beaten by normal Brute. Fight base Superman and sees what happens, Mortal Thor
>>150478635See? I want people to feel as fucking hopeless as i felt in GvS1-3 and have a people like you defend the result to shove that brutal death in
Maka's preview: https://youtu.be/UPz_WqIgrFM?si=La_JZ4rlPW0i9SLY Ruby's preview: https://youtu.be/yvofYyFmSWY?si=RyXgHBo0knGeALJQ
>>150478642I legit do not care what you say or argue. Thor will win. I am not spending 400 to 500 dollars on a fancy animation where Superman wins anything. Heck, i will likely just have him get skill fucked by both Thor and Comp Goku later on.
>>150478635Mjolnir either gets smash into piece or wielded by Superman or both
>>150478640Superman actually isn't worthy. Only after Odin allowed it has Superman lifted it. Besides, All-Father Thor can decide who can lift it and who can't.
Thor has no answer to Omniversal Intangibility. No one was able to stop the incursion in Marvel without using the Infinity Gauntlet BTW
>>150478666I dont care. Fuck Superman. I will use any argument and way to have superman winning seem as stupid and moronic as possible.I WILL have Thor crush Supes's fist, then vaporize his lower torso with Mjonir then end the fight by stepping on his head and crushing it
>>150478654Mjolnir recognizes Superman and Wonder Woman. Also Mjolnir is affected by anti-gravity forcefield and Superman projects that whenever he lifts planets, ships, and building without it crumbling
>>150478666He stopped a planet from crashing into another planetAnd DC universes are so pathetic that if the earth is destroyed the universe implodes.
I had my childhood hero brutalized in a literal spite match voted for by the community and I didn't even get as 0.000001% mad as this spic over SuperCHAD.
>>150478666>something Hyperion casually tanked>equal to Unworthy Thor>Thor got way buffed since 2015.You expect Superman to run the entire time from Thor? Kek.
>>150478681Asura is your fave hero? You need to be 18 to be here, man.
>>150478674Mjolnir is such a bum weapon I swear
>>150478685Chief. Although I don't even care about Halo anymore, desu.
>>150478674>Jane FosterAnon, Superman literally couldn't budge it once Odin put the enchantement back on.
FUCK OFF LISTTROON
>>150478691I mean, even back then MC vs DG was a controversial result. But unlike the fucks here and in other Death Battle places, i do feel for you having your hero brutalized in a disrespectful manner.
>Immortal Thor is the same as Rune King Thor>power cosmic>embers of the Phoenix>Thorforce>Zeus's power>Mjolnir>JarbjornMost sites are saying 50/50 with Thor winning.
>>150478683>Wal-Mart Superman almost did what Susprman did. He didn't. Also notice how the Superman Analog beats Thor down like a dog
>>150478709I dont care. Thor will win when i get the animation commissioned and the analysis will make Superman look pathetic in comparison.
>>150478709>Thor needs all those power ups to go 50/50 with Base Superman
>>150478717>IESLB>Alternate universeWant me to start doing the same for Superman?
>>150478692This is more than bulging. Superman shoots Thor's arm or heart and beats Thor with his weapon.
>>150478722You mean when Superman just shit stomp Thor and the rest of Marvel
>>150478726>something Rulk did>Thor still holding the hammerNow post Superman lifting it alone. Thor could simply put it on Superman's chest and it is over.
>>150478734>literal popularity contest when Superman actually had some traction>jobbed to Venom
>>150478586Unless there are some real SuperSchizos and ThorSchizos out there, there's not much chance for such a match up to have an interesting waiting period.
>Thorfags proving once again they read their comicsWhy is that? Do they actually like the character?
>>150478738Why don't you post the ending of that fight?
>>150478738Do you know how easy it is for Superman to slice Thor's hand off and use it as a weapon?
>>150478752Nevermind, I see now that there is enough fuel for that fire in just this thread alone.
>>150478756>event from 2012.>Thor got way stronger>Phoenix retconned to be Thor's BITCHYup.
>>150478770Superman gets his chest cut open by Jarbjorn and bleeds out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgRzzGsEtCkPREMIERE IS UP 4 HOURS
>>150478781Literally nobody gives a shit about this fight and I wouldn't be suprised if it FLOPS hard.
>>150478550Sexy
Thor is really boring to me in terms of his power set.The Worthyness debate is the most interesting part of him.
>>150478786If Superman is vulnerable to Magic, then Thor is straight up WEAK to it and brute force too.
>>150478817>starts posting out of context panels after I rightfully shit on Ruby vs MakaI know who you are.
>5+ year story arc about the Hammer being bipolar anti-men bitch Have fun with 5+ years of Mortal Thor. Daddy won't help you now
>>150478831That's literally issue 1 and here's another Thor being WEAK to magic
Thor is not very impressive.
Now tell me again how Mjolnir would turn the tides against Superman
>>150478546>I don't want Touhou in the show at all and people who do misunderstand the idea behind the franchiseIn what way? Touhou is perfectly usable.
>MCUshit>old storylines when JOBdin has been dead for yearsThorDAMN!!! I really am good!!
>>150478859Hulk not only runs away, but only won since he punched Thor with his own hammer.
>when your entire powerset can be nullified by saying three funny little words
What a weakling
>Loeb Rulk got BTFO later on casually by Thor>out of context panels>AGAINYou do know I can find the same for Superman?
>To me, Mjoln- ACK!
It's either Ash vs Yugi or TrAangveler or SoniKu
WEAKNESSES: Magic, Brute Force, Energy attacks, Guilt, Madness, Reliance on Temporary Power-Up, Venom, Snake, Death
>A-Atmospheric pressure??! I must kneel! This is beyond even the mightiest Avenger...!
>>150478902Soniku resulting in either victory will cause a fucking shitfestTho sonic is only paired aginst Goku cuz of stuff Sonic STOLE from him.
>still seethingYup. I have WON!!
It's not too late, Makabros, you still have 5 hours to apologize.
>>150478891Thorbro...you been replaced by this cosplayerhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUniverse/comments/1l2ro8m/in_honour_of_absolute_superman_8_tomorrow_here_is/
>>150478902>SonikuNo fucking way they're making that anything but another milestone
>M-Mjolnir? Where did you go?
>>150478928>LITERALLY in the same issue, Thor explains that it doesn't matter how strong someone is, he will always rise up due to how the story is supposed to goBITCH, do you even read comics?
>>150478949WHY DOES SUPERMAN KEEP TAKING EVERYTHING FROM ME
so how fucked is ruby. did anyone dig up anything during the threads leading up this?
>>150478967Superman is beyond the platonic Death while Thor dies narratively.
>>150478952>>150478931>>150478902Soniku would be such a fucking mess. Thre is no what that they are not making another patreon for that MU alone.Goku winning thru the guides making him above Arale in end of Z would be amazing
>>150478949>Absolute SupermanLiterally jobbing to sales to Immortal Thor. The weakest absolute book.
>>150478982Well there is a powernull of the soul that Ruby cannot resist at all called Soul Adagio and the stat trio goes to Maka as well. Speed is the one that is kinda even between the two, but Maka can just... feel where she is.
>>150478991>literally a weakened Thor>backstabed>arrow made of eternity>still came backMy HERO IS THE MYTH AND THE STORY!!!
>>150479017Oh also Soul can just... use sound to drive Ruby crazy and thus unable to focus on silver eyes at any point.
Track name
OKAY SHUT UP AND LISTEN ALRIGHT?OUR HEROES SUPERMAN AND THOR?If they fought, it would be a MASSIVE, CATACLYSMIC BATTLE.And at the end, after solving their differences?They'd make peace, shake hands, and go have a drink.
>>150479042They'd make OUT, shake each other's COCKS, and go have a drink of CUM.
>>150478997Not even mentioned on beedingedge polls.
>>150479046Let me guess... you're favorite is... Kratos?Why are Kratosfans such homosexuals?Not that there is anything wrong with that, after all, to be a TRUE hero, one must not discriminate.
>>150479042Nope, Superman taps Thor can breaks all his bones
Soniku would go hard.... and the chaos it would cause would just be so entertaining to see.
Also here's your Monty tribute.
Could BatGOD beat Maka?
>>150478541
>>150479064>Fucking ALT ending confirmedOooor hey maybe they can do something actually cool and have a quick RWBY vs MMMT fight
>>150479079Yes, no, maybe, I don't know.Can you repeat the question?
>>150479064>the tribute is in the description instead of the episode itselfRubybros...our last cope....
>>150479064hey if Monty wanted to see if Ruby could get slaughtered, more power to him and the DB team
Something interestinghttps://www.artstation.com/gilsonanimesThis guy is credited as one of the modelers, checking his artstation and other pages it seems like his whole thing is making pretty accurate stylized 3D anime models. I imagine they commissioned him for Maka since she looks pretty close to these other models, Soul I'm less sure on.
I started watching gueren lagann with my sister. She said she likes Kamina a lot. She thinks he's very cool and manly.
>yfw they actually start talking about Blazblue and Persona scaling in Ruby's analysis.
>>150479115>dat Chisato modelBuilt for Jason "Batman's least favorite robin" Todd
>>150479129>Its still not enough
UUUOOOOOOHHHHH BRATTY SCYTHE USER STOMPING WEAKER COMPETITION NEEDS CORRECTION
>>150479126What does she think about Simon?
>>150479126She will start calling him Big Bro soon
>>150479126L O N D O NONDON
>>150479129they didn't pay attention to the crossover comics for marvel and goji so why the hell would they do that for ruby? the justice league episode isn't even canon
>>150479021Well no he didn't come back except under special and narrow circumstances.It does mean Thor has wizened up that he was able to intuit this.
>>150479057Would Goku be able to afflict Sonic with Waku Waku?
>>150479179>
>>150479147She thinks of him as close to shinji ikari. Fun to watch but definitely not the pinnacle of masculinity.
>>150479143>Ichigo starts smurfing after being humiliated by Naruto Fitting
>>150479183That gen alpha toddler JOBBED to the CHADrog
>>150479183That's adorable. Thanks.
>>150478781Damnit! They were smarter using the same Maka Render I struggled to fit in the thumbnail >Soul is in the thumbnail Kino
>>150479183>JOBog uses most powerful attack>CHADman tanks it and throws the pathetic apu apustaja
>>150478861Extremely vague powersets, danmaku focus that makes the fight uninteresting if the opponent can not keep up with it (ej. Wario and Waluigi vs the rich and poorfag sisters), game "feats" are 95% chainscaling and statements with the remaining 5% being stuff such as the infinite corridor, etc. None of the matchups are really that interesting where you can say "Yeah, that's who [opponent] should fight" either.
>>150479240The CHADrog didn't even use its tongue. The JOBler had to go full power to repel 50% of the LORDog's strength. DEITYogs won.
>>150479250I did see someone suggest Flandre vs Ronald McDonald and I actually kind of like it as a joke matchup though
One last time (or maybe not)Soul Eater Vs RWBY numbers according to Death Battle>Soul Eater-Death the Kid once flew from Nevada to Egypt in less than a minute (this would be around 717.25242 km/h at worst)-Black Star can dodge Lasers-Black Star was tracked moving 20 Kilometers in 6 MICRO seconds (Mach 9,708.455)-Crona created 9,689,078,800,000 Tons of Black Blood-Crona lifted the moon's 10,485 ton jaw-Crona can create 275.55 decibel Soundwaves>RWBY-Yang took an impact of 48.83 tons of force during a food fight-Yang survived being slammed against a concrete pillar with 1400 tons of force-Weiss Created 2.082 tons of Ice (968 Billion Joules of energy or 231.5 Tons of TnT)-Weiss hit a pillar with 39.7 million joules-Weiss aura could withstand 1,200°C lava-Weiss survived an impact equal to 7 tons of TnT-In the manga Weiss used Glyphs to pull meteors from outer space-Blake survived A giant crow crashing into her and destroying 2,237.7m3 of rock (4.27 Tons of TNT)-Blake scales to some assassins that dodged natural lightning (Mach 77.94)-Blake scales to her toxic boyfriend that could output 4 tons of TNT with a single sword slash-Ruby can casually kick with a force of 11 Tons of TNT
>they put soul in the thumbnail hell yeah
YOUR VERSE IS NOT SAFE
>>150479276Soul will take the win like Banner
>>150479282My girlfriend
>>150479294Both Soul Adagio and Soul just making Ruby lose her mind with sound are semi reliant on him, i think
>Soul in the thumbnail Repeat after me:CUTE AND CANON!
>"Your boyfriend turns into a scythe!?">"Woah, he's not my boyfriend, he kisses other women!"
>>150479282Kazuma chose this over Darkness, really?
>>150479267>67
>>150479345Give him a matchup. NOW.
>>150479370Ai laughing Rick.https://youtube.com/shorts/rdiNHICPpGM?si=hLj8sOFfKrE8rh0p
>>150479302I don't think Ruby has a way to deal with a soul-based sentient weapon that can cause mental attacks.
>>150479143Okay, but Ichigo VS Hulk on the other hand.And remember, Hulk can see ghosts.
>>150479250>Extremely vague powersetsJust use what's already shown in the games and stated in the grimoire of marisa.>game "feats" are 95% chainscalingBlack holes, light dodging, Yukari making trains explode and Okuu turning into a small sun are good enough, considering we've had practically featless characters before and most matches end up being cosmology wank fests nowadays.>"Yeah, that's who [opponent] should fight"Remilia vs Rachel Alucard, Cirno vs Jack Frost, Yukari vs Gilgamesh, and maybe Clownpiece vs Jevil
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
>>150479561
Our Heroes!
>K.O. First Pokemon theme starts playing>Boomstick: Woah REALLY? I thought Yugi had this in the bag!>Wiz: Well, there's a lot of factors that go into this matchup so let's break it down.>Boomstick: You'd think the moon destroying feat would clinch this for Yugi, right?>Wiz: Well, it's important to remember that the moon shown was a hologram! And even if it wasn't, if we calculate the size of the moon and compare it to the size of Yugi and the dueling field they were at, we could estimate the moon to be the size of a boulder>Boomstick: Which Charizard could MELT with a flamethrower! But what about Exodia and the God Cards?>Wiz: The God Cards and Exodia were impressive, sure, but remember that Solgaleo scales to Necrozma, who is responsible for the destruction of an entire dimension>Boomstick: WAY above anything the God Cards have shown!>Wiz: And now on to the trainers themselves>Boomstick: Pfft. This is easy! Ash has been shown to lift trees, tank flamethrowers, thunderbolts, and can even hold Cosmoem!>Wiz: Which, according to the Pokedex, can weigh over two thousand tons!>Boomstick: And finally, the bonds between the trainers and their monsters>Wiz: Yugi and Yami certainly held a close friendship, and the Heart of the Cards might be a powerful philosophy, but Ash's Pokemon have shown tremendous loyalty to him and can even bring their trainer back from the dead with their tears!>Wiz: Yugi was certainly no pushover, but in the end there could only be one King or Master.>Boomstick: Looks like Yugi couldn't Ketch-UP>Wiz: THE WINNER IS ASH KETCHUM
>>150479659Post Ash destroying a moon
>>150479665
>>150479507>Black holesSuika's? Those are even less black hole-y than Mega Man's.>Remilia vs Rachel Alucard, Cirno vs Jack FrostThese are not bad and I agree they're probably the best for their opponents but they're not particularly eye-catching. I'd rather have Gil fight someone else though. Maybe Sinbad but I think it's a mismatch.
With every source available to me… the card game, the anime and manga, Konami tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE YUGI DESTROYING A BUILDING, MUCH LESS A UNIVERSE! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that YUGI, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he will be given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER TRAINER but also the BETTER KING OF GAMES who can DESTROY MOUNTAINS and CITIES. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he destroys a building, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
>>150479690
>>150479687I'll add I'm not opposed to YukaGil, I just don't think it's the best for him.
>>150479690>Ashfag has to false flag to cope with his lossHere's a country level feat.
>K.O. Yu-Gi-oh! theme starts playing>Boomstick: Ow, my childhood, again… did we really have to watch Charizard die three whole times?>Wiz: If it helps, this was a very close battle. Ash’s wide array of Pokemon and abilities would certainly have given Yugi a run for his money, at least, at first. >Boomstick: Until he was able to use his bullshit magic and trap cards to counter them all! Seriously, stopping attacks with light swords, reflecting attacks back at all of Ash’s monsters, and neutralizing Pokemon into a freaking pentagram?!>Wiz: While Ash’s team was certainly diverse and strong, they relied heavily on his training and tactics to function outside of fighting like wild animals. Realistically, he could only control a few of them at once. On the other hand, Yugi could simultaneously activate multiple cards and control several monsters on the field. >Boomstick: And that’s not even getting into their attack power. Yugi controls monsters that measure up to continent level threats like the Leivathan. His strongest monster casually one-shotted Zorc, who caused a solar eclipse without breaking a sweat! >Wiz: Ash’s attacks by comparison were a bit more underwhelming, and his strongest moves were limited by the constraints of things like mega-evolution->Boomstick: -while Yugi’s Egyptian Gods could pretty much do whatever they wanted. But hey, couldn’t Ash have just, you know punched him? I’d at least want to see if I could grab that stupid haircut, there’s no way he doesn’t use product.>Wiz: Uh, yeah. While Ash has definitely displayed some relatively impressive strength feats, there’s a question of if he would have even gotten close enough to Yugi to strike him. Atem has displayed a mastery of trickery and illusions several times over, and Ash, well, he's kinda dumb. >Wiz: Yugi’s superior tactical mind, range of abilities, and more impressive attack power won the day. >Boomstick: Ash couldn’t quite catchup to Yugi’s mojo.>Wiz: The Winner if Yugi Mutou
>Captura de pantalla
>>150479746YUP YUP YUP. CANON
Our HEROES!!!!
>>150479775Deadpool and Batman?
>>150479775THE FASTEST!!!!!
>>150478567Do thor-fags really want to see Superman pick up the hammer and bash him over the head THAT badly!?
>>150479792
Not WORTHY!!!!
>>150479746>The Winner if Yugi MutouESL Battle....
>>150479815But he literally WAS worthy, since he DID pick it up.
>>150478674Wonder Woman yes. But Superman and Steve Rogers lifted it in times of great need when the enchantment recognized someone needed it more than Thor. After Krona was defeated Superman was unable to lift it and Thor explained Odin is no fool (before Matt Fraction and Jason Aaron) so the enchantment can be a little lenient
>>150479794Dont make Spider-Man solo your verse.
>>150478674>superman thereSUPERMAN IS CANON TO MARVEL
Post Necrozma destroying an entire dimension.
>>150479561The moon's laugh during Crona vs Venom was super cool for the climax of the fight Hope they deliver in this one too
>>150479826I am literally trying to be polite here, but Supes can't lift it. Odin literally allowed him to lift it briefly.
>>150479792>>150479804Kek
>>150479838Well duh
>>150479859>MOGGED by Donald BlakeClarkbros......
>>150479826Thor gave it to him so he could get past Krona's barrier. Odin's enchantment saw how dire the situation was and momentarily allowed Superman to wield it and possess the power of Thor on top of his own
He defeated Knuckles.
Ruby was mad, she knew she'd been hadSo he brought her headphones to the fight Brought her headphones to the fight Those that she stole from Futa Weiss...
>>150479739Dude stop using the storm thing. The gods scale above Exodia and S3/S4 Yugi was stated to have a higher Duel Spirit than even the Darkness by Yudai/Jaden.The Gods are not country level. They scale above Yubel, who was going to merge 12 timelines/dimensions and make them explode.
I just woke up and i see people wanting Thor vs Superman, here's something i written:>Metropolis High, The bell rang as the kids went out of school only to be greeted with a man in a dress and a colorful wig>"Hey kids, Wanna look cute like Miku Hatsune? Try these!">It was a tranny trying to sell those kids HRT and programmer socks to make them addicted to porn and moeshit>Suddenly, thunder begin clapping in the skies, a thick bolt of lightening stroke down the tranny and left him covered in ashes>“Vile serpent! Thoust dare peddle thy poisons to children, outside their hall of learning? Cease this corruption, lest thou feel the wrath of Asgard!”>Thor descends as the tranny flees, with their BBC buttplug they had up xer ass>Before Thor is about to throw his mighty hammer at the troon, a man taps his shoulder, placing his hand on it>“Hold it right there, Thor. I know you’re from another time, but you can’t just attack people because you don’t understand what they’re giving out.”>It was Superman, and he wasn't pleased with Thor's XIGOTRY>“Nay, Kryptonian! These brews are but mortal alchemy, ensnaring young minds before they’ve found their path. Wouldst thou defend such trickery?”>“I defend people’s right to choose who they are. Maybe you see corruption, but what I see is you judging kids for being different. That’s not justice. That's BIGOTRY.”>Thor tightened his hold on Mjolnir and exclaimed>"Art Thou degenerate? Thou art ignorant of the depths of his depravity, the horrors he might have inflicted upon those innocents.">"You don't know their pronouns chud, you’re standing in the way of their freedom, you're standing in MY WAY." Superman said as his eyes glew in red>FIGHT!>Thor swings Mjolnir in a wide arc, Superman blocks with crossed arms, the shockwave cracks the pavement and blows students back like ragdolls.Cont.
>>150479845why is Thor giving me that lightskin stare?
Superman picks Thor up and holds him in the sun until Thor starts crying and says he's worthy of lifting Mjolnir, jobs done.
>>150479877Ashbros wanted to make this about feats with no scaling whatsoever (while they casually scale to other Pokemon and then use dex entries from an entirely different canon) so we have to adhere to that, sorry
If Superman vs Thor happens black women all around the world would mobilize to support the god of thunder
>>150479875Knuckles with flames of disaster solos
>>150479877Silence. Yugibros do not need series scaling to beat the likes of Ash.We shall fight and win honorably with continent/planet level feats and direct scaling.
Thor's Hammer is so fucking light I lifted it with one finger then crushed it inbetween my palms like an aluminum can.
>>150479899that one single “female” fan of thor’s was revealed as a tranny, btw
>>150479875He did that before Bananza
>>150479905>>150479877>>150479896Besides what is giving Yugi the definitive win over ash is the fucking hax.Yugi as seen in pyramid of light, GX, Bonds Beyond Time, Capsule Monsters, DM Season 3 and 4, can just use magic and trap cards irl and use their effects on people as if they were monsters and use Dark Magician like Yudai used Neos to shield himself from attacks in BBTNot to mention that the god cards on their own by just being researched caused Pegasus's team to kill themselves in madness.
>coping because blackKWEENS love Thor
Could Marvel Kratos beat game Kratos?
>>150479881>Thor hurls Mjolnir, Superman catches it mid-flight and is dragged across the street by its momentum before letting go.>Thor recalls the hammer as Superman flies up and fires his heat vision at Thor who spins his hammer, absorbing the laser and shoots back lightning at Superman, who dodges.>Thor throws his hammer at Superman who dodges it yet again.>Thor leaps upwards to deck Superman in the jaw, but Superman dodges only to be hit from behind by Mjolnir, who Thor grabs to stay in the air>Superman is sent flying through multiple city buildings that collapse like dominoes, he grabs one and throws it at Thor>Thor conjures up a storm and shatters the building to pieces with a single thunderbolt until a red and blue blur swipes infront of him, revealing Superman punching him in the face, sending him to space to prevent more casualties (I told you this is OOC)>Thor is sent tumbling through the stratosphere as Superman follows him, throwing at him one-two punches, that hit so hard their shockwaves sonic booms travel across the continentHow is this so far?
>>150479792Poor thing
>K.O original God of War theme song playing>Wiz: What... what in the seven hells just happened? The fight wasn't... it wasn't supposed to end like that! The analysis was supposed to conclude...>Boomstick: Uh, Wiz? Did you see that guy? With the beard and the glowing axe? He just showed up, smashed my beer fridge, and tore through those two like they were...paper. I think my shorts are wet.>Wiz: But the analysis! The fight data was so clear! Yugi's reality-warping Egyptian Gods versus Ash's bonds with Legendary Pokémon! It should have been a climactic showdown of magical and elemental forces!>Boomstick: Yeah, well, that's what you thought. I'm pretty sure his "god card" was just an axe. A big, glowing, magic-returning axe that went right through Slifer the Sky Dragon like it was made of—I don't know—cardboard!>Wiz: The simulation clearly showed Yugi bringing out the God Cards! They were unbeatable! How did they just... get turned to dust?!>Boomstick: Say Wiz. Doesn't that guy with axe look...familiar?>Wiz: That's right! But I was sure he was supposed to fight Asura! This wasn't his episode!>Boomstick: Oh, god, what a monster! I think he might even be able to kill us!>Wiz: So...what's the verdict?>Boomstick: The verdict is...never summon the Ghost of Sparta to a card game.>Wiz: The winner is...Kratos?
>>150479910Thor (Odinforce)....
>>150479926You will never be a kween, jamal
>>150479910Magni, CHADhor's straight and CHAD son.....
All I know is Kratos found Mjolnir a lacking weapon.
>>150479944Holy shit they brought him back in Immortal Thor? Haven't seen this pretty boy since the Reigning
>>150479944Magni is so hot bros.....
>>150479917Tho ngl it would be a bit lame if they claim only Shining Dragon can kill people irl (anubis was no duel monster, but a person/monster sealed away as a legit threat in ancient egypt) and we have Yugi use kinda use a Kaiba card to just have Ash melted into nonexistence.(Which he has no resistance to)
>>150479928OOC.Xhor/Xhor says trans rights and black lives matter especially when they’re fucking his wife
>>150479951Yeah, Enchantress brought him back from the destroyed timeline. He decided to head to space alongside Blackjack O'Hare to try and find his destiny, he'll be a recurring character in Mortal Thor.
>>150479934BEASTtos
>BLACKED and tranny fantasiesI don't even need to hear your favorite character is. I already know.
>>150479961Uhhhh Thorbros!???! I thought we were aryan!?
>>150479934I’m from the future, this happens. The next ep Wiz and Boomstick dress like Kratos and say he made them better men
>>150479951Yes, he will get a bigger spotlight during Mortal Thor.
>>150479979>>150479981BLACKED and tranny realities more likeMjolnir Dabba DOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150479996>He has a file saved on his pc named "Thor Jane Foster Interracial"
>Jane>irrelevant since 2015.
I think Thor beats Superman without much issue
>>150480002I got this from google images actually, funny how canon images of thor getting cucked by black men are so easily accessible to the comic fanbase
WH-WHAT MY PC FILES ARE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!
>>150479017Wasn't Ruby's speed nerfed to hell and back? Like she doesn't actually have superspeed as a power anymore or something?
>>150480008She has a bbc dick btw
>>150480008OdinDAMN!!!
>>150480023Favorite character?
>>150480018Both have ftl arguments
Ayo Thor’s wife got invited to the cookout by Unc
>>150480018It's not exactly super speed, instead she scatters her atoms to move around or something like that.But it accomplishes the same thing
>>150480035Cucky Thor, obviously
>>150480035Superman.
Am I wrong in thinking Goku should have beat Superman?
>>150480041>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/150400868/#150402144
I don't know about any of that but I'm 100% sure Thor would Beat Superman with his virile muscles and godly dominance
>>150480048No, i believe he should have won too.
>CuckyH-1B fee?
>>150480059Why does Thor attract so many Gay Black Men who pretend to be women?
Death Battle if was actually kino
>>150480065100,000$...
>>150480065Cucky is an english word, jamal
>>150480057>>150480065>literal shitskinsKek.
>>150480076hihi..you are very right saar...cucky cucky saar.....good morning from new delhi
>>150479913Has Bananza even given him anything new we could use? I guess there's the whole "managed to still be conscious while turned to stone" thing but other than that?
>>150480040Does she do it at superhuman speed? If not, it still counts as a nerf when it comes to speed doesn't it?
>>150479913Knuckles was nerfed hard and didnt have the flames of disaster yet.
>>150480070Batman vs Superman like the overall answer?andGoku vs Vegeta MUI vs UE?
Thor wins>"B-but-"THOR WINS
Predict what the next fight is gonna be. NOW.
>>150480175Sans vs Judge
>>150480175soniku
>>150480175GODvel vs CHADC comics.
>>150480175Pennywise vs Freddy or Blade vs Buffy
>>150480175Jon Jones vs Composite Fiction. Let me make one thing clear ITT. The greatest fighter to ever live, EVER, is fucking Jon Jones.You put composite fiction in a room with Jon Jones, Jon Jones is walking out of that room
I fucking love WHITE PEOPLE
Prediction for Maka Vs Ruby >Strength Maka because she has higher highballs, I expected them to hold back with the wank on this aspect but still give her enough to hold the advantage >Speed Equalized, apparently both have means to scale to the speed of light and Ruby specializes in Speed so they won't have her lose here.I predict a 20% chance of them giving this point completely to Ruby >Experience Probably for Ruby because she's had more time to farm XP while Maka only has 2 years at most.Realistically this should be a tie.>Powers Maka. Overall she has more abilities with better uses. Ruby's semblance of speed gets countered by Maka's soul radar ability, Her Aura gets shut down by Soul's Spiritual Soundwaves.Silver eyes are Ruby's big thing here but we know from the show those can only go so far against beings that are not 100% Grimm. Plus even if Maka is affected the effects would be temporary at worst while Maka can turn off Ruby's powers for far longer BONUS POINT>Weapons Realistically Maka but they could make it a tie to not disrespect Ruby.Soul allows Maka to fly, access to Black Blood, Madness, and most of her Hax.Crescent Rose has ranged attacks and is fairly strong but that's pretty much it.
>>150480243Maka has been fighting for way longer.
The Hulk beat Godzilla.
>>150480243>Realistically Maka but they could make it a tie to not disrespect RubyWhat disrespect? If she ain't up to snuff, then she ain't up to snuff. Simple as.
>>150480265Its mostly cuz monty kinda was the baseline for their entire shit, well... 80% id say, he also did work on red vs blue, no?
>>150480048The last time he should have won if they were giving him everything from heroes and the games and shit, still dumb that while Supes is going on his sundip spree Goku doesn't start absorbing energy from the universe tree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en-NZ6o6DKYTrack is outFight is 3:42
>>150480259Ruby is older and has more off screen time of training and fighting, DB thinks Battle experience is a linear thing you gather over time so I'm guessing they will give experience to her. (That or they will downplay Maka saying Soul wields himself)Personally I think they should be roughly equal
>>150480285Or using ANY of his heroes hax, also having trouble using MUI at will.Also they dismissed both Demigra and Arale as fodder the Superman robots could handle.
>>150480070Bejita can never get a clean win against Goku if both are at full power, his one window for that was the Saiyan saga.Superman can never defeat his master Batman
If thorfag's hatred of chinks makes him cucked out of tokkon or even makes him paypig DLC I'll laugh
>>150480292It's been a while since the last time they released a track this early
Lebron James vs Michael JordanGoku vs SupermanIslam vs ChristianityThese are the only 3 debates that ever mattered. All the other debates are forgettable jobber matchups.
>>150480302Mmm, wonder what would have happened if Vegeta couldnt use the moon thing.Goku was badly hurt, but still, he would be fighting someone 10x weaker than Great Ape and he still managed to charge a lot of the Spirit Bomb before half or so of it was lost.
>>150480292This japanese singer is pretty good
>>150480320>Not Cristiano Ronaldo vs MessiSIIIIIIIUUUUUUAlso not commies vs capitalism? Come on man.
>>150480265Because it potentially looks bad if they go "hey this is the matchup that our dead friend asked us to do for his character" and then spend the entire analysis just talking about how she was completely bonedThe new "categories" thing they do in the post-analysis is kinda just a way of giving pity-points sometimes. They said Chief had better AI then immediately after say that Doomguy could just null that advantage entirely, stuff like that
>>150480294>Ruby is older and has more off screen time of training and fightingAgainst what though? That's the thing. How she trains and what/who she fights are the factors. And they won't compare to Maka. God Eater has a similar setup to RWBY and they'd all get killed there. That's what happens when your writers want to write their own Avatar clone over a proper battle shonen. It leads to Ruby being a grounded weak nothing.
>>150478567Thor will use both the twinks as bombs against Superman
>>150480346>That's what happens when your writers want to write their own Avatar clone over a proper battle shonen.Why were millennial nerds all like this? It was either Avatar or Harry Potter. And they HATED anime.
>>150480341We don't need to embarrass Ronaldo like that.
Grande tetasCulones
>>150480292>first minute is english singer, indicating ruby advantage>next minute is japanese singer, indicating maka advantage>closing out singer is the english oneOH NO NO NO MAKEKS
>>1504802921:49 BOKU woFucking retards have no idea that they just used the fucking MALE sufix of "I" instead of the female one (watashi or washi)Fucking weeb retards.
>>150478902if it's the later then I will be racist Edward Elric posting
>>150480292Well shit that's unexpected, now my only reason left to watch the episode is sheer curiosirty.
>>150480403anon, the singer is literally a japanese woman
>>150480402>English speaker takes the lead, showing Ruby is taking the lead and shitting on Maka"STOP!">Track stops and a piano piece starts playing, causing Soul Adagio/Madness and giving Maka the lead and kill.
>>150480403>"watashi" is the female sufix for "i">ikari is suddenly a femoid song nowFUNNYROO!
>>150480418Yeah and the lyricks that they paid her to sing are retarded>>150480426Ikari is fucking rage you retard
>>150480403Could be for Soul's perspective.
here's your japanese singer bros
Would chara say "atashi" or "boku?"
>>150480292UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHVtuber lassie cooked with this one.We Finally broke from the shit streak that "You say Danger" started!
>>150480426"i" as in watashi no namae wa anon desu.I (property of) name (particle) anon is.
>>150480432Lol genuinely what got you so mad
>>150480432>Ikari is fucking rage you retardNot what I was referring to, sperghttps://genius.com/Therewolf-media-ikari-lyrics
>>150480447nippon yamato damashi supreme Japan global domination soon my kyodai(jk, just want ben and chad to get shit on in any way)
>>150480402Didm't Kyle vs Simon end with the GL theme? Means nothing
めぐみんの口が私のペニスに
>>150480444Wild Tomfooler E. started it
>>150480464it ended with BIG BANG STORMIINNN
>>150480403what are you some type of super weeb or a spic?
>>150480292>Song has a piano It's time...
>>150480066What do you expect when you read his comics? Thor says trans rights!
>>150475318Bakura does a penalty game on joey
Favourite DB track? Mine is Wings of Iron.
>>150480464>>150480468Ackshually it ended with Spelloholics Synonymous's main motif
>>150480213...with his anus GAPED.
>>150480464No. It ended with A melody from Spellaholics Synonymous (Zatanna Vs Scarlet Witch) for some reason...
>>150480481Reidi of course!Hiiiii guys ~! Daddy twinky cummy Kratos here! <3<3<3<3 any /dbg/ GOOOOOOOODS want to be my big bvlly bvll master and bind me when the sisters of fate could not? what you do with a fat assed slutty Greek femboy is none of your girlfriends' business, boy(s)!
>>150480402But the final line is by the Japanese singer, and then the line after is them singing together
Calling it now. They'll make Ruby win solely because of that dumb fag that died and wanted the Death Battle. Seriously, what a waste of a 200th episode...
>>150480481It's fucking hard for me because I like a lot of themI'll go with "Ikari" because that's the one I listen when I'm lifting.If we can add Commissioned Tracks then "Devil in U" with lyrics would be my favorite
>>150480498>final part is them singing together/u/GODS WE WON
>>150480506>>150480498Threesome status?Accepted!
>>150480481Wings of Iron as well.
>>150480498yeah because it ends with Ruby and Maka furiously making out
>>150480515>Soul"No way fag!"
>>150480402Maka is canoically American.
Ryona status?
>>150480523Soul watches
>Ruby is likely 18 by the current point in the story>Maka is 14Yummy /ll/....
Thoughts on Casey Lee Williams?
>>150480457Watashi is the general suffix but its meant to be used for females more since boku or ore are more masculine.watashi wa anata o hakai shimasuusing watashi and anata like that just speaks of using a translator also using masu form instead of dictionary form. (u sounds)They tried to say "I (am going to) destroy you"But it should have been something like Ore ga omae wo hakaisuru(I (male) am going to you (disrespectful) destroy you)or Omae ga Bukkowasu ("You (I am is implied) going to smash you.")
>>150480539 In retrospect it's kind of weird Jeff Williams got his 13 year old daughter to sing for a web-series and permanently associated her with it
>>150480442We have the answer from the official localization.Chara (in contrast to most all of the cast) uses kanji and very formal language.In reference to themself, Chara uses "watashi" and "jibun".It is worth noting that you can't apply gender to Japanese pronouns to nearly the same strictness as other languages.There are girls that use "boku" and "ore".They are more for the sake of preference and formality.
>>150480547Ore ga omae wo hakaisuru(I (male) am going to you (disrespectful) destroy*)Omae ga Bukkowasu ("You (I am going to is implied) smash.")
>>150480403Isn't "Boku" often used for tomboy characters?
>>150480547Watashi is generally nongendered.Atashi is more the standard for women in formal/semi-formal settings.
>Actual scholarly argument on /dbg/Yup, yup, the brightest minds on 4chan are all gathered here!
Chara should cuddle with me.
>>150480573Man i gotta remember if Maka or Ruby used Boku in their adaptations... but i dont remember them doing so.I can see Yang using Boku.>>150480583Watashi is more common for women to use. Men usually use Ore or Boku more since they are more brash.
https://lethesomething.tumblr.com/post/135964734545/anime-basics-you-and-iApparently Maka uses a more masculine "omae" when she's fighting monsters
>Fight ends with Kratos snapping Maka's neck
>>150480547Isn't "Watashi" also used by overly formal characters?
>>150480598Kino, he says we must be better
>>150479917>Not to mention that the god cards on their own by just being researched caused Pegasus's team to kill themselves in madness.Why aren't there mas suicides when Yugi plays them in tournaments?
>>150480593Omae is second person.
>>150480603Yeah, but do you consider Broly and Hulk to be formally in this fight at all>>150480593Omae is YOU not I.I for example isAtashi, Watashi, Boku, Ore, etc.You is Anata, Anta, Omae, Teemee (Bastard.), etc, etc.
>>150480584Boring we ahould go back to cuckposting and seethe over Kratos
>>150480610Cuz Pegasus managed to finish doing his god card arts with his millenium eye.Kaiba, Yugi, Marik have millenium items or millenium item protection/relation.
>>150480590Well in casual settings that would be correct, but for more formal it is neutral.>>150480603There are more formal ones, but an overly formal but status confident dude would use watashi.
>>150480622
>>150480629being a cuck?
>>150480624And anyone else who is around them?
>>150480638How is he a cuck?
>>150480643IDKI don't give a shit about his show
>>150480639joey got sent to the hospital...
>>15048064300
>>150480629
Kratos: "You want, uh, scaling?"Ruby: "Well, uh... Yes please."Kratos: "Have you ever, like, uh, destroyed a mountain?"Ruby: "Nah."Kratos: "Do you have any cookbooks, lore, dimensional scaling, anything?"Ruby: "Nah, nah..."Kratos: "Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be a better man!"https://youtu.be/avScVe6ZPjAHey!We are uberwankedHey!We are uberwanked>KratosNow listen closelyHere's a little lesson in trickeryThis is ruby's act of witcheryIf you wanna get your scaling uberwankedYou have to ask your writers to get high and drunkJust copy my questions, and pester their XBe careful not to get fraudchecked(Uh?)>Ruby's writer says she is building level(No, no, delete that tweet!)We are uberwankedHey!We are uberwankedWe are uberwanked>Montage, Kratos and Ruby use multiple X accounts to ask if she's beyond platonic concepts>Maka posts a selfie on X and Ruby gets jealous so she posts her own selfie in one of her fake accounts outing herselfHa ha haNow look at this lamp, that I just foundWhen I say go, be ready to block!Go!>Ruby tried to jump away from the light and crashed against a wall(Block with your hand! Don't dodge it!)(Ugh, let's try to downplay...)Now watch and learn, here's the stealWith silver eyes Maka will surely squeal!>Ruby tried to stare at Maka with her silver eyes but just ends up looking retarded since it can't affect her(Ha ha ha, ...wha-what are you doing!?)Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baWe are uberwanked>Kratos dresses like a kawaii chrona expy and tries yuri with maka (to trigger homophobic ruby)>Maka says she has a boyfriendHey!Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baWe are uberwanked>Ruby and Kratos write a cookbookBa-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baWe are uberwanked>Ruby makes deadly food from the book>maka resists it with black blood, ruby taste tests and diesHey!Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baWe are uberwankedHey!Hey!
>>150480648https://youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8
SHE solos my verse??
>>150480639Are the other people disrespecting them by trying to turn them into cards? Does any of the God card users have the intent to kill people?Marik does, but he doesnt beat Yugi, Kaiba or anyone else of note without a millenium item.>>150480632Its very using a translator core.Watashi wa Anata is literal.(I (particle) you...)Most of the times the "Watashi" is assumed since you are speaking so you dont see that often in most common talk unless its like, needed or worth focusing.
>>150480663CHARA DOES NOT HAVE TITS
>>150480481Spiral of Emotion or Final Formers
KKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGTTTTTTOOOOOSSSSSS
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
QUEEEEENNNNNNBYYYYYYY
>>150480673>Are the other people disrespecting them by trying to turn them into cards? Does any of the God card users have the intent to kill people?I have seen you say several times that just -SEEING- the God cards will make normal people commit suicide and that would be a wincon. Quit moving the fucking goal post.
>Knullfag in the better BEJITAtos /v/ threadOwari da....
Silver Eyes?Wanked!Headphones?Blasting "Reidi" at 200% volume!Gym uniform?Under her standard outfit!
It's hilarious that RWBY got four fucking episodes solely because Death Battle was part of Rooster Teeth. No way it would've gotten a single episode otherwise, no one gives a fuck about RWBY.
Guys... After watching the first 3 seasons of RWBY she grew on meI don't even mind her squeaky voice anymore.I... I think I'll get sad if she dies in a gruesome way...
>>150478536What are the street beefs tier episodes of death battle?
>>150480693Thanks for the heads up.
>>150480681Since we're on the topic of pronouns in Japanese, here is what the Sonic cast uses.
>>150480706She's a cutie even her banshee voice is cute to some people
Maka is too tall for my liking.
>>150480699Well Ruby vs Maka would have happened anyway since Monty still asked for it and it's probably big enough to at least get one episode.
>>150480743And Death Battle would've had no reason to care about what he wanted if they weren't part of Rooster Teeth.
Tick tock Maka Tick Tock
>whatever happens I want you to know this >I love you anon
>>150480747Ben was praising Monty since literally the show began and he's been friends with them years before they actually joined Rooster Teeth. The whole reason his request is important to them is because he was an influential animator who directly inspired the show.
>>150480755I like Wendy from Fairy Tail more.
>>150480747I don't know the full story but I think they were actual friends with Monty.
>>150480749At VSBW tier wank, Ichigo takes speed but loses every other category.
>>150480759>>150480767>friendsOh, so it was nepotism no matter what.
>>150480755I like Goku from Dragon Ball more.
>>150480772Anon, he literally died.
I'm excited to see some women scream in pain. I hope it's humiliating too
>>150480747>Death Battle would've had no reason to care about what their friend who also inspired the show wanted
>>150480772It's a fanfiction vs show dude
>>150480785Death Battle gargles RWBY's balls, so it'll only be humiliating if Ruby wins.
Soul?Smooched!Fire Force Scaling?Included!Black Blood Dress?Ironed and ready to slay!
>>150480788this is life and death for a Mexican
>>150480794This is a really good looking screenshot, the fight should at least look pretty.
>>150480787I didn't know the Death Battle writers were friends with him before Rooster Teeth.>>150480781Okay? I mean that RWBY only got any attention before the dude's death because of nepotism.
>>150480800RWBY didn't get an episode until 8 months after he died.
>I don't know if I'll ever see you again so please remember this >I love you anon
>>150480794Orihime?ImpregnatedCFYOW wank and Chainscaling?IncludedBankai? Ready to spam it LETS DO THIS
>>150480791I literally don't care who wins. I want to see women scream in a pain. I want at least one of them to get humiliated when the other over powers them. I want their clothes to rip. I want one of them to tease and degrade the loser.
>>150480809The prom dance was used in application to Boba Samus remake as tribute.
>>150480755>>150480815
>>150480788Fanfiction vs show makes people punch the creators and develop mindbreaks for 7 months straight
>>150480826>I want one of them to tease and degrade the loser.God, I wish we could get deaths like this. Death Battle has gotten so soft recently, where the winners have to respect and pay homage to the losers. It's so cringe and Reddit-pilled.
>>150480671Just a tiny tidbit for BARBATOS!
>mfw Maka will never tell me she loves me after the episode ends
>>150480838Chief vs Slayer ruined Death Battle. I'm sick of le respectful deaths
Ring?Polished!Life equation?Uncontrollable!Mexican flag?Ironed and ready to go!VAMOSU!
RWBYBROS???
>>150480838I feel like people seriously overstate how much this happens. There have been more deaths this year that have been brutal/disrespectful than ones which are respectful.
>>150480346I don't think Ruby even had much of a training arc. The later arcs are so drama heavy that the action becomes less and less important. Can't say the same for Soul Eater.
>>150480851post her as a cow
>>150480846>Chief and Slayer >Respectful deathUh?
I am walking down an alley of /co/ listening to some REIDI BY THEREWOLF MEDIA, when a gang of SYMBIOTES appear before me. I jump up and down in joy."Where you going, BATboi?" they ask."I'll go w-wherever you take me," I sayOne of the SYMBIOTE men grabs me by the throat."You ain't going nowhere, sissy," Knull says. "Now get cho cute ass on the ground."I obey, and he starts ripping my clothes off. All of the SYMBIOTE men whip their 19 INCHES OF VENOM out.They start TEARING into every orifice in my body. I feel immense pleasure from the HYPERMASCULINITY of these individuals."You like that, ya Dark Multiverse femboi?" the one DICKING me in my mouth asks."Y-yes," I gargle.His COCK is GIRTHIER and LONGER than any SUPERCOCK I have ever accepted."Oh, by the way Batboi, we be taking your women too!" one says, as he pulls his THROBBING DICK out of my cute little anus. He walks over to a solar power-deficient Mag*cal woman Madoka and PENETRATES her."You ain't making no Bat halfbreeds anymore," he grunted as he dominated her. "Yo childrens is Symbiote now.""Yes, s-sir..." I say.A large SYMBIOTE hand grabs my head and turns me towards a dominating face."Bat, I think I like you," Knull says.He sinks his lips into mine and his tongue crawls into my mouth. My oxytocin levels skyrocket and he licks my mouth while cupping my balls and fingering my anus with five fingers before ALL-BLACKing me. The other SYMBIOTE men stroke their love muscles at me.At once, a large amount of projectile from each individual penis fire like artillery cannons. They all make a direct hit on me, and it smells like Klyntar SEMEN."This is only the start, Batboi," they say. "Every Bat gon get King In Blacked this way."They leave me and M*doka lying on the street, completely naked covered in cum.THANK GAWD they didn't bring "Spiral of Emotion" like every crackloving Spiral Warrior who gave me AIDS ENJOYS.
>>150480856You're not wrong but goresisters can never be satisfied no matter how much you give it to them
>>150480442I think the former is what the jp localization says.
>>150480831That was still retarded
>>150480846yeah
>>150480869He's talking about that time Doombitches got insecure and started whining for no reason because Halofags didn't like it when Doom Slayer glory killed Master Chief more brutally than he does most demons
Student?TAUGHT!Man?BETTER!Mindbreaking jeets?Already done
>>150480402>>150480464>>150480498why do you keep looking for patterns in music when it means ultimately nothing.
>>150480048Yes, and you're provably retarded, too. GoKEK can't even clear a blue rat.
>>150480842Maybe. But she will always live inside your heart and memories.
>>150480842... because she will be DEAD after she loses to QUEENby
>>150480175
>>150480900he has a brain for /x/ but a heart for /dbg/
>>150480900Because autism.
>>150480712>>150480671Madoka's footstool
>>150480856Let's see>Kratos vs Asura - goes without saying>Ghost Rider vs Spawn - not bloody but obviously not respectful, Spawn makes an edgy one-liner after>Shigaraki vs Mahito - disrespectful>Chief vs Slayer - bloody and disrespectful>Simon vs Kyle - respectful>Wile vs Tom - disrespectful in a silly cartoonish way>Deku vs Miles - respectful>Hulk vs Godzilla - basically neutralExtending into the previous year>Bardock vs Omni-Man - probably more respectful overall>Giorno vs Joker - disrespectful>Bowser vs Eggman - disrespectful>Among Us vs Fall Guys - disrespectfulSo there have been more disrespectful deaths than respectful ones by a pretty noticeable margin, though Ruby vs Maka will almost certainly fall in the respectful bucket
>>150480907>Another woman humiliation matchI'm down for it
>>150480510I predict if there's an alt ending it's them making out like the end of Haloid
idk bout all that but Alien X is OMNIPOTENT.
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>>150480932She'd like that tho.
EVERYONE, RUN! KRATOS IS BLOODLUSTED AND MORALS OFF!
>>150480957Oh no! I sure hope my HERO has at least mountain level durability!
>>150480926I feel like there is at least one more axis for how satisfying a death is. Like brutality or fittingness.
>>150480896So, Halofags being insecure, is what you mean. Doom Slayer always has longer death animation for bosses. Usually bisecting them or brutalizing them before finishing them off.
>>150480959Honestly replace Asura with /DBG/. He truly is the KING and TEACHER of these halls
ONE HOUR
>>150480926So since Halofuckers raised a big stink, things have gotten more respectful, only one fight since being downright disrespectful.
>>150480926Kymon is kinda disrespectful. Kyle says Simon would be a good lantern and then Simon basically tells him to fuck off.
>>150480983Is she cooked?
>>150480971I would agree with you there, but Doombitches were by far more vocal and needlessly abrasive about it Do you feel called out?
>Take my hand, Redeemer Kratos, and receive the Mantra’s power. You shall be the Better Man.
Wow, that was terrible. Truly awful. They didn't even mention the Silver Eyes after all that? Anyway, next episode is Light vs Columbo, thoughts?
>>150480936the Alien X Reboot movie is the best thing to happen to Ben 10 debating since now they have the opportunity to just scale Ben's normal aliens to Alien X instead of 100% relying on Alien X only
>>150481002That's not what happened at all. Halofags whined and whined, and Doom fans pointed out that the level of brutality made complete sense.
>>150481001Well done.
>>150480926Maka and Ruby will be respectfulAsh and Yugi will be respectfulLight and Columbo will be respectfulAang vs Traveler will be respectfulGru vs Megamind might be disrespectful but in a silly cartoonish waySans vs The Judge will be disrespectful
>>150481014It's pretty obvious you're talking to one of those Halofags
One thing I find cringe in these "Haha friendly!" battles is how the characters gush about the other about how cool they or their movesets are, no matter how OOC it is. Mostly in fights between two heroes. This wholesome bug that Death Battle has had lately really sucks. Like Deku was completely OOC the entire episode he was in.
>>150481007Demiurge was correct btw. Asissyra's melty was irrational
Kratos vs Maka Base vs Base and Max wank vs Max wank
>>150481001Prolly
>>150481033>Like Deku was completely OOC the entire episode he was inThat guy's a dork. What do you mean?
>>150481007>throughout the entire thread nobody took the "KINGtos" bait despite all the posts>when the tard shows up he instantly takes it
>>150481029Light and Columbo will be disrespectful
>>150481014So you do feel called out. Halofags whined that their childhood hero got brutalized and I can understand that. Doombitches threw a tantrum about it that lasted several threads which I can't understand since Doom Slayer objectively won every metric
>>150481029>Light and Columbo will be respectfulLmao, Light will go out like a bitch and you know it.
>>150481064and it'd be Kino
>>150481051Kratos unironically makes anons here way too emotional. Like he truly mindbroke some people
>>150481041QUEENaka and KINGoul stomp.
>>150481014Halosisssies wanted Slayer to hold Chief in his arms while he cried and tell him "You were really a master, Chief. Your combat evolved during our fight."
>>150481050Deku has never been the "Hey, let's spar and test our strength!" type of guy.
>>150481051Without appealing to emotions, tell me what’s wrong with taking bait in a shitpost general?
>>150481064>Light dies like a bitch>Columbo looks up in the sky and praises him for being so smart and wishes he could have helped him sooner.>Columbo dies>Light laughs, but praises him for being just as smart as L. Even if it's a hard stomp in his favor.
>>150481078I think they wanted Master Chief to win
>>150481082>Deku has never been the "Hey, let's spar and test our strength!" type of guy.Oh. Yeah, you're right.
>>150481039>t.
>>150481093Gift Shops
>Ruby winsVolume 10 release date announced, they have extra budget and give RWBY Arcane levels of animation.Ruby becomes the Summer maiden and destroys a mountain on screen >Maka wins Soul Eater Brotherhood announced, they rework the Noah arc to Buff Maka (1v1s Giriko, Beats Greed Noah alone and helps against The great old one of Power) and Ohkubo makes a SE sequel with Maka and Soul's children as MCs
Can Kratos destroy a mountain with one punch or not?
I was at the right age to be into RWBY, but never touched it because I thought it was a girl show. I grew up with Kingdom Hearts and loved Soul Eater, and I still thought RWBY looked lame.
>>150481121Maybe when he's not rusty
>>150481001prime prone bone position
>>150481119Bro, none of that shit's gonna happen. Why you deluding yourself?
>>150480706Just watch Vol 4-7.You'll get over that.You'll like her again after Vol 8 and 9
>>150481136Next game. This time for sure.
>Destroys Ash and his entire team with one spell card 10 seconds into the fight>Ash sobs uncontrollably while he watches his Pokemon die one by one, some exploding, some of their guts falling out, some burning to death, some boiling alive, some being cut into pieces >Celtic Guardian attacks Ash directly >Ash's chest cut open, his guts fall out and he and Pikachu hopelessly try to put his organs back inside >Yugi casts a spell card that puts Ash and Pikachu in a bronze bull, boiling them alive. This scene lasts for hours, their screams only intensifying>They burn so much they can't even physically cry or scream anymore>Stray shots from Dark Magician Girl start to kill Ash's friends and family who were watching the match>They were cheering on Ash during the match and cheering was against the rules so they face the penalty game of going straight to Hell>Yugi takes Ash and Pikachu out of the bronze bull. They are penatlaized because it was against the rules to use Pokemon, it was against the rules to stall, and it was against the rules to lose>Mind Crushes them and puts them in a coma>Slits their throats shortly after >Yugi looks up at the sky and smiles>"Wow Ash...you truly were the very best......like no one ever was...." I love respectful deaths
>>150481146>He's unaware of the Death Battle Curse
>>150481121Based on the feats and lore of the God of War series, Kratos could most likely destroy a mountain with a punch if he put his full power into it. However, in the games, his power is typically scaled down for gameplay purposes to maintain a challenge. Here is an examination of his feats and why mountain-level destruction is well within his capabilities.>Overpowering Titans: A younger Kratos has shown incredible strength against beings larger than mountains. He fought and overpowered the Titan Atlas, who was cursed to hold up the infinite Earth, heavens, and cosmos.>Controlling his strength: As an older and wiser Kratos, he consciously restrains his true strength so as not to cause collateral damage to the realms. In the 2018 game, developers considered a scene where Kratos would punch a mountain thrown by Baldur and split it in half, but scrapped it because his character was supposed to be rusty and reserved.>Continental devastation: The first clash between Kratos and Baldur in the 2018 game was so powerful that it tore apart the surrounding continental landmass. This feat is "far bigger in scale than moving or destroying mountain passes," according to some fan analysis.>Overcoming cosmic beings: Kratos has defeated beings like Kronos, who was a conceptual entity of time and space, and Thor, who could shatter the World Tree (Yggdrasil). These feats operate on a scale far beyond just raw physical strength.
>>150481148>You'll like her again after Vol 8 and 9Ass taste.
>>150480629I dont get how anybody could like a power fantasy protagonist like jin woo. There's no point to him as a character if hes just gonna win everything.
>>150481176Rule of Cool, nerd.
>>150481176Gokubros... Superbros... Thorbros...
The loser of the episode will become our SCATkia
>>150481136why does nobody ever talk about how the example image looks like a worse feat then the Chronos one? nay I'd say it's a worse looking feat then Kratos lifting that giant statue
>>150481159>Kratos could most likely destroy a mountain with a punch if he put his full power into it>could most likely>if he put his full power into itHe’s supposed to be low complex multiversal.
>>150481183No they won't
>>150481188low complex multiversal mountain please understand
>>150481176>superman out of NOWHERE
>>150481176Maybe there's more to him than meets the eye. That's how I felt about Goku until I was in my late teens because I didn't know shit about him other than he was a strong screaming guy with transformations that won fights and stuff
>"Next time on Death Battle"
>>150481155>I love respectful deathsI love this idea of these respectful deaths, like...the person is still dead. And in the case of heroes, the fight was almost always started for little or no reason. Call it respectful, but the fighter was still brutally killed for no reason.
ScalingGODS, how are we feeling?
>>150481223Maka will WIN and add Ruby to Soul’s harem.
>>150481223Ruby will win. Yugi will win. Megamind will win. Kasen will win. Scaling chads will win
>>150481162Not my fault RWBY's best arc is a filler arc.
>>150481182They lose all the time though?
My opponent's lips.My boyfriend's mouth.NOW.
Are we ready to accept QUEENaka and KINGoul into our halls?
>>150481252Maka…
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>>150478536>>150481253>>150481253>>150481253>>150481253>>150481253Migrate
>>150481262>>150481263You must.... choose....
>>150481208Db didnt start off as a story about goku winning everything
>>150481029>Light and Columbo will be respectful Columbo is going to rightfully humiliate the fuck out of him and he will deserve every second of it
>>150480477>woke leftists added in a fake story about Thor dressing up like a woman and going to get married to a giantlow quality bait from a low quality tourist
