The doomsday clock ticks another inch closer to midnight. post predictions on possible changes.
>>150535980holy shit so soon
>>150536057That's funny, I saved one of those panels while reading Beyond Canon for the first time last night. Probably my favorite rendering of Vriska, sweet pit action. Also BC isn't as bad as I thought it would be and that whole chapter was more redemptive for her than just getting her ass beat by Aradia
>>150535980fuck I'm not ready bros
I am genuinely excited, I want it to be good even though I know my expectations will most likely be crushed
>>150536086I also love vriska pit.
I'm ready for kinostuck
Have they stated what time on Saturday the pilot will premiere?
>>150535980it's gonna flop isn't it
>>150536188Maybe, but even if it doesn't people here will say it did
>>150536188I'm calling it here: It'll do fine. 10 million or less, then it'll fade back into irrelevance. There'll be one or two months of autism, but it won't take off anywhere
>>150536208>>150536210even if it's a nothingburger and we only get one episode I'm happy the fandom is kinda back to life
I expect all the pop culture references to be axed or replaceeNobody knows Con Air now
>>150536188I'm seeing around 6 million views and no greenlight for a season 1 due to a lack of interest.Unless something unexpected happens that allows it to break out into the mainstream like the Youtube algorithm pushing it to the front page out of nowhere.I'm basing that mainly on the generally middling level of interest I've observed in the promotional material (like seriously, even by the standards of indie animation, nothing they've put out has been blowing up on socials).So yeah. Unless there's some kind of freak surge of viral attention or something, it's probably going to end with a disappointing wheeze.
bill cosby bros... not like that
>>150536242yeah, I mean, at least we have these threads, 8ut I mainly just hope it doesn't 8ring in TOO many normies and niggers
>>150536210>>150536272These are both extremely generous numbers
>>150536326it's gonna get more than 3 million. It's Homestuck after all. Any more of that is a 8it much, may8e, 8ut it will definitely get some num8ers, with it being an animated pilot and all
>>150536210Calling it back: current shit like Knights of Guinevere and Digital Circus will at first give Homestuck an attention bump, along with Toby's involvement, and the trolls will get a lot of eyes when they all show up, but after that it'll RAPIDLY collapse as the complexity and lack of focus begins to drown the narrative.Now, this is all predicated on one huge caveat: if they streamline the story and butcher it to hell and back (like it deserves to be) then they could conceivably have a full Homestuck show that succeeds.
>>150535620wtf is that skin does she have juandice
>>150536356she's just 8rown anon, don't 8e racist
>>150536188>>150536210well, how many views did TADC get? if it gets near that that'd count as a sucess yeah?
>>150536366TADC got a LOOOOOT of views and skyrocketed into popularity. If it gets as much as Helluva Boss that'd be amazing. I expect it to get less though, and to be niche and unpopular, like Hiveswap
>>150536210Id say 10 million is optimistic. Even toby pulling his cred and advertising can only do so much. Still 10 million would be around what a lot of the shorts on the vivziepop channel gets
>>150536375Knights of Guinevere has 10,000,000 views after just a few days. Homestuck's only hope is Toby promoting it hard enough to snowball it. Otherwise it's dead walking.
>>150536355>They cut the time travel shitNolan doesn't sue for ripping off Tenet
>>150536188>Teaser barely has a million views >barely no coverage outside of old heads coming out of the woodworks>most online discourse is just bitching It can't flop because it already has, this story is over.
>>150536366TADC episode 1 is at almost 400 million views. Obviously thats now and not earlier. Of course it could get middling views for the first week then blow up like TADC did
>>150536355They just need cool fights and good dialog. Murder drones also makes no fucking sense to a casual viewer but it still has its appeal regardless
>>150536356Pretty sure she's just one armed and bipolar in that one.
>>150535980preview of the new dialogue https://youtu.be/mePwbSMPW0U
>>150536392They can keep the time travel shit. All they have to do is condense Acts 1-3, really play up Act 4, skip all of Act 5.1 or reduce it to a tiny rapid flashback, let Act 5.2 play out, and then strap Act 6 to the biggest and coldest medical table you've ever seen to COMPLETELY redesign it from top to bottom. That's the hardest part and where I think it'll all fail.>>150536407Yeah but Murder Drones has the appeal of weird hot robot girls to make you not care.
>>150536326I based the 6 million figure on the number of views that the pilot for The Gaslight District got on the GLITCH YT Channel (20 Million) vs the number the trailer for that pilot got (5 Million), a 4x difference.The Homestuck pilot Trailer got 1.5 million views, multiply by 4 and you get 6 million.As an aside, this is the most conservative estimate I can make using a comparable pilot/video (I figured that stuff like the Hazbin Hotel Pilot or TADC pilot could be considered anomalies and shouldn't really be used for this type of calculation). If I were to use the numbers/ratios for other pilots/trailers I would be predicting:>Hazbin Hotel (117m/1.7m) - Homestuck Pilot gets 100 Million views>Helluva Boss (70m/3.6m) - Homestuck pilot gets 32 Million views>Murder Drones (73m/5.6m) - Homestuck pilot gets 20 Million views>TADC (394m/31m) - Homestuck pilot gets 20 Million viewsSo yeah. I'd say 6 million is a fair, even somewhat conservative estimate, using the most recent pilot from a well known indie studio (Not counting the KoG pilot because that's only been out for 5 days).Of course, this is all ignoring possible virality and how that could affect things.Point is, 6 million is a fair and reasonable prediction.
That's also why Digital Circus and Knights has so much juice from the get go- hot weird girls with fantastical designs. The Homestuck crew doesn't have many designs that GRAB you like Pomni or Guinevere does, and it also has the problem of them all being goddamn 13.
>>150536426>Telling Hussie he needs to re-do the ending I have theories about why the adaptation exists that might be found in the pilotIf it's a rewrite because someone wants them to win this time we might actually get the closure we're looking for
>>150536434Sorry, I was looking at the wrong video for the Hazbin trailer.I'll correct that.>Hazbin Hotel - (117m/11m) - Homestuck pilot gets 16 Million viewsThe rest should be accurate. Also it's important that I mention that none of this accounts for 'backflow' (as in, many of these trailers may have had less views BEFORE their respective pilot aired, then gained views as a result of the pilot becoming popular). That said, since accounting for backflow is not only a pain, but would also only INCREASE the size of the estimates, I won't be doing it.
>>150536426>sex appealThat’s an interesting idea. Makes me wonder if the pilot could have benefited for a *more* conventionally vivzie style. With curves. And aged up kids so they are 16 at gamestart. Then you could have the early acts have a darker aesthetic more like act 5’s. As it stands the pilot’s style is basically as faithful to the original as it could be.
>>150536481>If it's a rewrite because someone wants them to win this timeToby. And all the artists and musicians Hussie fucked over. They wanted that. All Hussie has to do to not fuck up the final chance life has given him is to shut up, never speak in public, and do everything he's told. Then he can win. I personally doubt he can resist fucking it up.
>>150536455This is true sex sells and act 1 is not sexy. It could be though… just have john hunkbert start at 16
>>150536488It wouldn't have worked to do something sleazy like that. There's nothing they can do until later characters come around, but by then it'll be way WAY too late to cash in on that kind of thing. Pomni is liquid fucking sex in terms of her design, and Guinevere hits so many buttons in so many people she may as well be a walking pussy full of fentanyl that doesn't kill you. Homestuck has, until Act 6, uh... Mom. Who never speaks and dies offscreen.
My measure is usually by how characters being played start popping up around F-List.Judging by that the Pilots gonna do fine because for a month now i been seeing more and more including one madman with a Ultimate Dirk using second person perspective to fuck with people. It has been a weird month.
>>150536520That's the funny thing, actually - Homestuck already has a huge pronographic framework with stuff like old F-List accounts, MOUNTAINS of drawn and written smut (god bless the other mountains of it we lost to purges), and there's also AI chatbots now, which has plenty of Homestuck characters everywhere you look. So that's a bizarre advantage it has in that regard.
>>150536515Ya the true sex appeal comes with the troll women and unfortunately even if you gave rose hella curves she doesnt act sexy in the early acts cause you know they are all children and it was just a fun comic about 4 kids playing a game.
>>150536520>using second person perspective to fuck with people.You squint your eyes. You have no idea how someone could be using second person to fuck with people and want to know where.
>>150536542Yeah that's the damnation. They're all 13 and there's no getting around that. Though it's going to get doubly weird with how sexual the trolls are despite being 13 too, so god knows what'll happen there. It'll get more funky when the mainstream notices and also finds just how sex-crazed the fandom was for all of them.Honestly, Toby is taking a huge swing with this one.
>>150536412how 'bout that finale
>>150536508can you fucking imagine?
>>150536548I mean as in he was narrating others in that way.
>>150536555>no sex…This is why the shonen route is probably the smartest one. I will continue to say this. Homestuck can make up for a lack of sex with spectacles.
>>150536538Theres a lot to immerse yourself with once the Pilot gets you hooked in, yeah.
>>150536576All it has is spectacle, and it should lean into that with Hussie's color palettes and actually animating the cool shit he kept anti-climaxing. Hussie is about to be brutalized by the giant that is cutthroat animation industries and their demands, and, again, if he's SMART, he'll take the paycheck and lock himself in a dark room with no say in how the show goes, allowing the actual professionals to turn the comic's ugly base matter into animated alchemical gold.
>>150536555Have you played deltarune? Theres literally a childhood friend rape route in all but actual sex.
>>150536555God I just realized that the troll's maturation/life stages will be weird for normalfags to get their heads around.You know, with humans it's easy>Child ---> Teen ----> Adult (Sexually Mature)But with trolls it's like>Grub ---->Child ----> Teen (Sexually Mature) ----> Adult (In Space)That's gonna really mess with some people if we get an actual animated series out of this.
>>150536596>Have you played deltarune?Yup. A cute little cutscene that's pure symbolism, with proper setup. You know what Homestuck has? 13 year old trolls talking about ejaculating gallons into buckets, murdering each other over hatred-erections, and four kinds of romance in an empire that's literally Fuck Or Die.Deltarune has got shit on Homestuck in that regard.
>>150536597Teens are physically sexually mature its just we dont live in a barbarous society where people get married at 13
>>150536597>Grub ---->Child ----> Teen (Sexually Mature)this is a terminally online person's fetish and that's exactly who will be watching this
>>150536612We never see them cumming in buckets. You do have a point the shock of the trolls is a lot more stark than deltarune’s as it stands
>>150536614True, but the Trolls canonically DO live in that kind of society. As soon as a Troll becomes an adult they leave the planet and can no longer reproduce (due to distance from the Mother Grub), thus the teenage population is the reproductive population in their society.
>everything needs sex appeal to sell these daysreally? that sounds kinda depressing things can't get along on their own merits
>>150536626There's a universe where it was and it was good.
>>150536626I like hetero slop like everyone else here but you gotta be delusional to think that Hussie was ever even considering Grimdorks. Lmao
>>150536626This was never anywhere near canon.Delusional faggots.
>>150536641I remember Seer: Descend and the teases within. But I read the comic.
>>150536634Well, this is what happens when you shame and hate entire cultures in regards to sex, to the point of insanity. The only sexual relief people can safely get is through media, which is saturated in sex appeal despite so many sexless cultures. It's a real problem! But hey, in the meantime we get some fuckin' primo anime titties.
>>150536652>The best flash Hussie ever did was a johnrose oneCrazy how that works.
Fuck I had no idea there was so much Johnrose art that's new
John/Rose was boring as hell but it turns out Kanaya/Rose is even more dull a conceptBasically Toby needs to rewrite most of their relationship with his greasy little yuri-lover hands to make their magic actually pop, Hussie is too into men to have made it work
>>150536665both this and >>150536652 are by the same user who goes by grimme-and-specs on tumblr and does mostly grimdorks content
>>150536594Im actually really disappointed by the pilot’s palette. The all white canon designs dont work well outside the comic format. Keep the skin and shirts just give me some colored pants and locations. Give dave those red sleeves everybody thinks he would have
>>150536681Well they are excessively, impossibly based. Super based, one might say.
>>150536669Toby’s yuri ships suck tho
>>150536687I am 100% willing to bet that the color will EXPLODE once they're inside the Medium, to play it up being a fantastical game world.
>>150536697Sure, pal. Tell that to his sales accountant.
>>150536700That’s a given. They gain the clothes im looking for. It just takes a bit.
>>150536697they really are so stilted; then he writes a straight ship (rape) and it's pure kino
>>150536755>straight shipHe doesn't know.
>>150536567STAYIN' STILL, EYES CLOSEDLET THE WORLD JUST PASS ME BY
>>150536784Hell Yeahhttps://youtu.be/3h2QA6GdZJc?si=YgUdBTZxn6rtFiiv
>>150536567That one panel of Flash has done more damage to my brain than a hammer blow. I fucking love seeing stupid edits like this.
>>150536812I don't think she's going to be nearly as popular as people imagine, which is going to be funny when it becomes The Vriska Show
>>150536819>vriscourse 2.0
>>150536819>>150536812I personally, am extremely hyped for Vriscourse 2.0It's gonna be so much fucking fun.
To the drawfag last thread I love this thank you.
>>150536819ARE YOU READY FOR MORE VRISKOURSE?
>>150536812
>>150536839
>>150536827>>150536828>>150536833Sure, until the animation studio, which wants to make money, slaps everyone aside and says "the spider girl isn't popular or liked, promote the fish princess instead, she's way more marketable"
>>150536845as if, people love a freak
>>150536829you're welcome! it was fun. I'd love to do another prompt sometime
>>150536845That would require rewriting all of Homestuck to make that change and there's no fucking way they could do that.Like her or not Vriska is baked into the DNA and soul of Homestuck.
>>150536850Yeah, they love a 2025 freak. Vriska is a 2011 freak. It's not about her abuse and abusing in and of itself, it's about the quality and appeal of it. Vriska's abuse is very abstracted, while her actions are flagrant and, let's be real honest here, directly fetish-coded as "oh no the cruel killer bully girl is hurting me ohhhh noooo"
>>150536879Yaaaaaaay
>>150536881she IS the most important character
>>150536881Of course she is. I just don't think she's going to be a firecracker like she used to be. Plus, get ready for this - they're going to vastly rewrite most of the comic to adapt it to a show anyways! Because it would be a financial disaster to directly adapt even half of it.
You have to be delusional to think she won't enthrall another generation.
>>150536893No, thats gamezez
>>150536879Drawfa- drawfriend i enjoy the concept and hope to see more ellith body horror in the future
>>150536907She has a LOT of competition.
you are out of touch if you think vriska isn't going to be popular, zoomers love evil morally bankrupt girl failures
Sweep the nation
>My dumb ass just realized that if we get an actual animated series out of this we will have to deal with Hellaverse fans reacting to Vriska and Tavros' dynamic>When those exact same fans have spent literally five years arguing incessantly about extremely similar 'problematic' dynamics in the Hellaverse shows1. I'm so fucking stupid for not realizing this sooner2. This is going to be fucking insufferable
>>150537099Let's be real, they could decide to kill off Tavros and he would have zero impact on the story
>>150537099I mean, this ones pretty clear cut when you consider that she just outright kills him.
>>150537099>more Tavros apologists will flood the community if the series gets to that pointTruly a vile thought
>>150537113Are there even that many? Most Tavros seems to get is pity.
>the special needs rep is the most cucked bitch character and he gets raped to deathdifferent times man
>>150537119Tavros was truly born to suffer>be born as lowblood>get constantly humiliated, try not to let it get you>Loses his legs, forced to struggle in a wheelchair>Gets new robotic legs>Confronts the person who broke his legs, and gets killed like a bitch and is never relevant again
I wonder what newgen normies will think about my favorite girl
>>150537166Aradia will be THE fan favorite Troll I guarantee it.Which is good because she's best girl.
Are you a Prospit or Dersefag?
>>150537185DerseProspit sucks.
>Are you a Prospit or Dersefag?
>>150537117more than none is too many
>>150537138>Even the new robotic legs are forced on him via Chainsaw during a nap.
>>150537185Derse has the Agents/Midnight Crew, AR and i like the color purple more, its not even close.
>>150537138>>150537235All deserved, 8tw.
>>150537266Tavros got zonked by Vriska before he got legged and I'm jealous of him.
>>150537277why do you envy a worm, anon? have some self respect
>>150537289It's not a coincidence that I'm a Page.
>>150537294nevermind, then
>might have to avoid spoiling the rest of the story once the pilot comes out and brand new homestucks come to the threadFuck
>>150537210This is apt considering the trolls showed you don't get sorted into a moon based on personality but on whatever arbitrary thematic 50:50 division the game latches onto for your session.
>>150537310If they come in here they should figure that theres spoilers.
>>150537314Is that why the two Derse beta kids are the gay ones, while the straight ones are both on Prospit?Is Derse the gay moon?
>>150537326I know, but I wanna be welcoming, y'know, a good host.
>Do that Hiveswap Extended Zodiac test thing>Indigo-sign, Prospit-sway, Life-boundI have no fucking idea what half of this shit means. But I think the life part means I'd be stuck being the party healer in a Sburb session.
>>150537339Bi-Disaster moon more so given of the humans with Derse aligment only Dirk is 100% homo.
>>150537340Theres only so much a good Host can do when the guests ignorant to it, don't intentionally spoil, but make it clear that its unavoidable if lurking here.
>>150537351>indigoSex pervert>prospitliterally meaningless arbitrary nonsesne>Life playerWoman
>The Vivziepop channel is putting out more posts marketing S2 of Hazbin Hotel that isn't coming out until October than the Homestuck pilot that's coming out in like 2 days>In fact, they've made literally zero posts on the actual Channel to market the pilot, just the trailer and the Q&A>The Spindleroo team have basically just been given a 'sink or swim' approach and seem to be expected to basically do all the marketing completely by themselves with seemingly almost zero budgetYou can REALLY tell which shows are the Vivzie's babies purely by the marketing strategies.Hussie should have tried his luck with Glitch.
>>150537368>Sex pervertI mean, you're not wrong but still, rude.
>>150537381it would be REALLY funny if the pilot flops and he immediatly goes to Glitch and then there's a new pilot next year.>>150537385Not an insult, bbgrl
>>150536689I wish the comic did more with the alpha guardians. At least so that there would be more fanart
I know it's a fake word, but gog damn.
>>150537413>the plate is behind the cakeboy i hope somebody got culled for that blunder
>>150537413I really hope they fixed that typo
>>150537422....I wish culling was real....>>150537426Yeah, it's gonna bug the hell outta me and every other autist watching if they don't fix it in the final version.
>>150537413>gog>fake word.As a K6BD fag it makes perfect sense to me.
>>150537433It was also a Homestuck thing.
>>150537431>I wish culling was real
https://youtu.be/xv8tICN8M7w?si=c69sTUsAINst4_Th
>>150537436Yeah, i know it started there (And that K6BD started on the MSPA Forums), but i did read K6BD way before it, so the connections this way around.
>>150537438id cull ellith so hard and by cull lets just say… i would… heh… cuddle on the couch after a romantic dinner while watching a movie
>>150537460cu(ll)ddlin lowwbloods...
>>150537381Hazbin and Helluva also have Amazon to deal with
>>150537460>Beforus Cullfags
Culling is the purest form of love.
>Homestuck was how I learned how bees reproduceVirgin Queens go on 'mating flights' and have sex with hundreds, or even thousands of male drones, storing all the bee-cum in their bodies before settling down to establish their hive.Once the hive is established, the queen will never leave, as she has all the cum she will ever need to fertilize all of her eggs in a cum-slurry stored inside her body.It's kind of a shame humans aren't more like bees. It sounds like kind of a fun reproductive cycle.
>>150537487t. indigoblood freak
good morning everyone!!! :D i hope everyone is having a great day today :)
>>150537479>theres two types of cullfags>alternian cullfags who have guro or nugget fetishes>beforus cullfags who fantasize about stripping all autonomy from someone until they're esentially also a nugget
>>150536665>>150536689>>150536706>more phorbol grimdorkskino tho her artstyle sometimes unpleasing
>>150537518All roads lead to rome or something like that.
>>150537518You forgot the third type>People who want to die in a cullingWhy is it always a sex thing with you people, some of us just want to be murdered horribly for completely non-sexual reasons.
>>150537540no no, cullfags are the ones that do the culling, people like you are called cullbait
>>150537540Because its a Troll thing, Trolls make everything about sex and romances.
>>150537548Okay. Good.But I just want everyone to know, I do not wish to be culled in any way that is sexual. Okay. Just like cut off my head or something, don't make it weird.
i am an indigo blood but i feel my personality leans more towards rustbloods or olivebloods!!!
>>150537593Stop fetishizing lowbloods you snooty asshole
>>150537602im not fetishizing!! i just grew up really poor and kind of relate to it more i suppose
>>150537582Cullfags never do the weird shit when youre alive. Its always after.
>>150537593Equius, what the fuck are you doing.
>tfw bronzebloodYou snooty upper-crust jerks are gonna get what's coming when the uprising happens! Just you wait.
>>150537621Yeah sure, and the summoner will have a second coming too right? Lmao
>>150537621>reverse cullingOh no, anything but that... hot
>>150536845no way their taste is that good
for my true sign im indigogo which is prospit space indigo blood but im thinking for my trollsona i should make like the opposite of me like maybe a time based derse player but idk what blood id use
What did the Lime Bloods do to cause them to be exterminated entirely?
>>150537742Being Calliope fanfiction.
>>150537742their blood was the same as Calliope and Caliborn didn't like that
>>150537742>>150537756They also supposedly had a psychic ability that was completely busted
/CO/ LOOK OUTSIDE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WINDOW
>>150537787LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
>>150537787Fonally, the sweet release of death.
>>150537859I read this in an Australian accent
>>150537899Just a typo, but australian accents are funny, yeah.
>>150537405
>>150535980I'm not sure if any of the game stuff is gonna appear in the pilot. Yes, they show the meteor but they might just change stuff around. We know there's a Karkat and Jade interaction, so I'm wondering how they're gonna pace five different convos within these 11 minutes
>>150537910cute! they definetly fucked, that silver fox got game.
>homestuck fanart>one or more of the kids are black>rose/roxy/jade's hair all get bastardized>john is a girl for some reasonAnyone else hate this?
>>150537990>one of them has vitiligo
>>150538026Homespecked.
>>150537990>>150538026tumblr brewed both the best and the worst of the fandom
>>150537990>I have drawn the truth.>My truth.
>>150538047well, at least Jade looks okay... :(
>>150538047the jade is cute at least. she should lose the dog ears though
>>150538047
>>150538060Of course im not, im just showing peak examples of going overboard on this.Seriously, i get making them black, whatever, but why do all the Daves look like they got run over by a lawnmower.
You know, this pilot just existing has produced some of my favorite homestuck fanart.Just, look at it, it's fucking beautiful.
>>150538089 the joke is that they're not meant to be black, I wasn't talking about you, anon
>>150538100no argument there, shit is great
>>150538100Alastor getting clowned on by yet another fanbase is just the beautiful cherry ontop.
>>150538189Jades a straight up fucking Werewolf, amazing.
>>150538089Black people have to have designated black people hair.
Post your troll pronunciations>uh-RAY-dee-a meh-GEE-doh>TAV-ros NITT-rum>SAWL-uks CAP-ter>KAR-kat VAN-tus>NEP-u-tuh LEE-jun>kun-EYE-yuh MARE-yum>TEYR-ez-zee PIE-rope>VRISS-kuh SUR-kett>EK-wee-uss ZAH-hack>GAM-zee MOCK-a-rah>ERR-ih-den AM-pore-a>FEF-err-ee PIKE-sees
>>150536455Troll girls cameo, problem solved. >>150536434It has the potential to outperform if enough of the very online meme and review it based on preexisting notoriety, I don’t think it’s pulling over 4mil organically. It has barely any promotion. 6mil sounds realistic if it’s a really good short.
>>1505386832.4mil max
>fanartist only draws female characters>only time they draw male characters is to draw them topless and with top surgery scars
What do yall think about fat bitches
>>150538953THEY BELONG IN BED. IN THE NuDE. EATING CAKE.
>>150535980reposting the whiteboard linkhttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86461887-4075-8311
>>150538953Tender, moist and often with a fine marbling. Too bad about what their diets do to their giblets. Usually have to discard those, too toxic for compost, even
>One, Vriska needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine. Two, whenever Vriska's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's Vriska"? Three--
>>150538953*You all*You will never be a Texan
>>150537990>search fics>half the results are about the character being trans for some reasonsigh
>>150539297>Texas-stuck>John is the son of a petroleum geologist in Austin>Dave is from the mean streets of Dallas>Rose lives in the middle of nowhere up north in the woods>Jade lives off the coast of Brownsville and is practically Mexican
>>150539485>Dave is just Daveftfy
>>150538577>meh-GEE-dohI say meh-gi-doh>NITT-rumI say nai-trum>PIKE-seesI say pih-shes, like "fishes"
>>150539539Cute Rose
>>150539539>Here is our kid's animated series, where we pledge we will NOT be inappropriate>Anyways, here's Rose Lalonde
>>150539587Hamm: I don't get it.
>>150538577>ah-ra-dee-ya me-gih-doh>tav-ros nit-ram>soul-luks cap-tor>kar-kat van-tas>ne-pe-ta lei-jjon (very very fench j)>kan-eye-ya ma-r-yam>te-rezi pie-rope>wry-ska s-yo-rkit>ek-wii-yus zah-hack>gam-zee ma-ka-rah>eri-dan em-pora>fe-feh-ree pie-k-shes (like fishes too)
>>150539539Theres gonna be lots of porn of her, mark my words.Some might not even be mounted by Jade.
New pages addedRose discovers the existence of ectobiology, a science I'm sure will never come up later. She also reveals her cat can talk and disappeared not long after saying something.Jade reveals her guardian is dead and she hallucinates on a regular basis when she isn't sleeping around like a flighty broad. Also her dog is... not a dog, but dog-shaped.Of equal importance, John has yet to reveal why he hates Betty Crocker, but I'm sure it's a good reason!
>>150539758You forgot the most important revelation of all!John's dad is plainly normal and boring (ignore that he's giga strong).
>>150539841>giga strongThat's just a byproduct of being an egbert
Equius is the coolest character of all time
friend left off right as karkat and dave are about to have their shipping grid argument on the meteorhe thought neither dirk nor jake are really gay and hal was just fucking with them or being a stupid ai[s] prince: rise up finally won him over to thinking dirk is pretty greathe instantly swooned over (aranea)'s appearance. thinking that vriska just got a glowuphe doesn't know why (meenah) feferi is evil now and trying to attack roxy but at least her hair is cooljane has demoted to his least favorite kid because she couldn't just confess to jake honestly and instead told him "I hate you, you dumb bitch" in his paraphrasing when I gave him shit for being more harsh on jane then karkat when neither have been honest with themselves, he protests karkat didn't fuck his chances as royally bad as she didhis final theory is that (calliope) is re-scratched nepeta. (caliborn) is re-scratched equiushe surmises that ship-wise, jake should get with (aranea). jane deserves to be alone. dirk has his auto responder for company. roxy is resourceful enough to find someone else to bang
Do I read Meat or Candy first?
>>150540011>he thought neither dirk nor jake are really gay and hal was just fucking with them or being a stupid aiThat was honestly my assumption the first time aswell, then assumed he bamboozled them both into thinking they want to be with each other as a explanation why they seem miserable.>>150540052Go for Meat first, only a psycho eats desert first.
>>150539944t. buckbroken sagittarius mad our sign is represented by such a weirdo
>>150540052On my first read I enjoyed Candy more though on my recent reread I've found that the whole story makes a lot more sense when you read Meat first
>>150538577>ARA-dee-ah MEH-GI-doh>ta-VRO-s NEE-trum>SOL-uks KEP-tor>ne-pe-TAH LAY-jun>KAH-nah-yah MAR-ee-am>TER-eh-ZEE PIE-rope>VRI-ISS-ka SER-ke-t>E-kwee-us za-HACK>gam-ZEE mah-KA-rah>EH-rid-AN AM-por-ah>fe-FE-ree pei-SH-esI pronounce the Peixes like it's said im brazillian portuguese because I like how it sounds.
>>150537946Rose met John Crocker when she was young and swore that one day she'll get that old son a batterwitch. She'd send pics of her fucking him to the Condesce like "hey guess who is fucking your son"
>>150540086He’s nice
>>150540011>jane has demoted to his least favorite kidI believe I felt the same way back then, at least as far as human kids go. That Jake conversation was an insane fumble on her part to be fair.>(calliope) is re-scratched nepeta. (caliborn) is re-scratched equiusCrazy shit. I kinda love it.
>>150540149I can just imagine Condy sitting on a throne checking her phone and thinking "that's my boy."
>>150540176There is nothing funnier to me than the villain and the hero being able to casually call each other on their phones. They do that joke twice in homestuck itself with the condesce and its hilarious both times
>>150540208it's truly great, a concept that Borderlands 2 used exceedingly well.When I make my fanventure, i'll probably try to include it too.
every day i thank god for making davekat real
>>150540229I was just about to bring up Jacks endless calls while eating pretzels as a peak example, good stuff.
>>150540086>our
>>150540011>his final theory is that (calliope) is re-scratched nepeta. (caliborn) is re-scratched equiusThis sweet little babeGentle and pureI shall nestle him to my sweaty, hairy bosom So he may know warmth before the night
Anon, do you think love can bloom on the whiteboard?
i ship vriska and death
>>150536520Usually I never see the homestuck channel there breach 50 on a good night and never this Dirk. There some other channel?
>>150540442Just sightings all over it than the actual room, i keep seeing some pop up in various general canon rooms.
>>150539915Plainly he was traumatized by Nanna's death crushed under a particularly large book and vowed never to let it happen to himAll his large books are kept in secure storage at floor level as well
will we see him?
>>150540495in 5-10 years, if the series remains popular and profitable.
>>150540281KEK
>>150540291>anons sunk this ship like hussie sunk theirshe who fights monsters
>>150540603He who fights monsters is a kick ass monster hunter, yeah, what of it?
>>150540291Who here remember Love Can Bloom?Like, you were around for it?
>>150540677The birth death and undeath of a memeThe hilarious part was it getting canonized as official lore
roblox sollux my king
>>150540237why
why do any of you like vriska she is a cuntand why don't more of you like karkat
>>150540948A thirteen year old brat*
>>150540948Because she's the trolliest troll
>>150540948Karkat is my favorite character. Vriska is good too though. It's good to have characters who are assholes. Story would be boring without them.
>>150540948karkat is a fandom favorite what do you mean
>>150541010The real dividing line in the fandom: can John fix her or can she make him worse
>>150540948she had a good redemption before hussie hacked all over the room
>>150540948Vriska love is a psy-op
>>150540495he is already here
>>150541080she had a good death first, and should have been DAOOTS, but Hussie is a nasty man who likes 13 year old girls being abusive
>>150541094they really do have an unprecedented chance to make a Super Homestuck that correlates everything in the comic to be cohesive from start to end, so Caliborn and the like can feel as if they were always part of the story instead of a hasty later addition
>>150541038john is impenetrably pure so he fixes her
>>150541100daoots?
>>150540110>>150540081What do you think about switching to candy after Meat 25 when Dirk suggests it and then reading the rest of meat after
>>150541152"dead and out of the story"
>>150541161>Following Dirks bullshit.You tool, you absolute fool. You silly little clown.
Dirk is so goddamn boring, please god let his daddy issues bullshit be tossed
>>150541206he's a whiny little bitch
>>150539841>the whole time the clown thing was being set up to prime John for Vriska
>>150541038He won't 'fix' her, but with his support, she might discover who she really is under all the spidermom/alternia/doc scratch/lord english conditioning, we'd get to see the version of Vriska behind the conversation she had with John after killing Tavros
>>150541319I'm just not interested in the extremely tortured philosophies of a sad gay boy who likes hurting other boys and children, by which I mean I do not fucking care to hear Hussie's loser thoughts as pipelined through a fucking anime parody character
>>150536188yeah and that's for the better, also fuck u hussie
>>150541363I think it's why Toby is doing this, he wants to rip Homestuck from Hussie's molester hands and return it to the artists and musicians who were the reason it got as popular and huge as it did
>>150541206>>150541354It's all a manifestation of Hussie hating being male but seeing peak male as peak ANYTHING. A horrible contradiction to live.
>>150540946because it's peak!
Any epic anons wanna give me $300? MCR tickets go on sale tomorrow
>>150541354>>150541535Hussie always said Dave was his self insert but it is painfully fucking obvious it has always been Dirk
>>150541631Dave is what he thinks he is, Dirk is what he wishes he could be. The reality is a 50 year old man dressing like Gamzee.
>>150541655mmmm, true
>>150541655Credit where credits due, he didn´t halfass making a clown of himself.
>>150541655Could Gamzee wrangle a threesome between the Striders?
I like dirk, dave, and gamzee desu
>>150541677He's really meIf I didn't realize this world was garbage undeserving of the effort
>>150540948Because she is an amazing deconstruction of the 'Bad-Girl' archtype and it helps that I don't like Tavros
>>150541733>don't like Tavrosgood man
>>150541152i weep for the newer generation
>>150541733He was the worst trollPages should not be a classIf your session has predetermination it shouldn't let such problems in they are like keeping a disease goingAt least destroyers have a purpose, pages are a hard gamble carry that never pays off
>>150541787LET PAGES SCALE#PAGE LIVES MATTER
>>150541814>Sburb patch notes:>Pages have new echeladder rewards>Pages now aggro every destroyer as KoS
Hussie barely realized any of the game-side mechanics of things, because he's a fuckin' idiot who made a story about a game and then didn't want anything to do with the game. So classes are just half-baked nonsense that everyone had to fandom ideas for.
>>150541814Page lives do not matter, in fact they are challenge modeEngaged by egoists because they need the pushback
>>150541814pages are all losers lol. Even 8ards (one of the worst classes) are bettert. 8ard of Void
>sneed of feed
>all this page bullyingdidn't know there were so many vriskas here
>>150541989name one useful page. Can't? Exactly
>>150541172oh I see>>150541752I'm 30 but live under a rock
>>150542007Jake English because he´s endorsed by Caliborn.
>>150541989A page exists to be discarded
>>150542026Jake English is a fag. Caliborn hated that faggot so much he STOLE his name when he became Lord English
so... what the fuck is wrong with andrew hussie...?
>>150542026For being lameSeriously, Caliborn loves this fag because he sucks, he loves a sucky fag and endorses it.
>>150542051rich kid from a rich town who drugged a lot and never had to work
>>150542051a lot of things. Main he's mentally ill and dresses like a clown
>>150542051artist
>>150542007>having this little patiencey-you're just jealous a page would pass the standford marshmellow experiment while you'd fail
>>150542086how long do you have to fail before you accept you would be better off forced into a more servile class? Have some benefits from the beginning instead of begging to be carried.
>>150540011>he doesn't know why (meenah) feferi is evil now and trying to attack roxy but at least her hair is coolI don't get why this one trips people up so many times. The whole latter half of Act 5 is going on and on about the Scratch, and how it resets things, to the point that (Doc) Scratch himself says "Oh by the way the Scratch switches guardians/ancestors", and then Act 6 kicks off with showing us those very swapped guardians.I get being tripped up by Aranea, maybe, but Meenah looks completely different.
>>150542051He was an actual genious who had weird ideas about trolling, irony, stories and memes, and he never could find anyone who truly understood him or 'got it' the same way. He tried so hard but it just ended up driving him crazy.I just made all that up.
>>1505400118ased AraneaCHAD
>>150542150hussie did a piss poor job of structuring it in a way that made sense or was easy to read, plus he was completely overwhelming the narrative with shitloads of characters who served no purpose
>>150542150>1Trolls being basically clones of their ancestors up to this point kinda influences it, at least that's people's perception of how that works at this point.
>>150541938>blueblood>Bard>Void playerhot
>>150542069the real answer
>>150541989I love seeing Alan get bullied I hope the bullying escalates to Vriska tier
>>150541938one of three
>>150539944I agree. He's my favorite troll.Where's the whiteboard link
>>150542198it's banal and nobody wants to accept it, but characters like Dirk are exactly the kind that lame rich boys love, allows them to have their delusions of power and grandeur because they were born into luxury and never had any struggles
>>150542237dude, just ctrl+f
>>150542180Say what you will about Act 6 dragging, but the Scratch reveal was pretty well done. First you learn about it from Aradia, who mistakenly thinks it's the rift that let Bec Noir through. Then it goes back to the kids, in the first John/Karkat convo, where he says it's actually their only hope of winning the game, and not what ruins it. Then further on Rose is told by Scratch that The Scratch resets the universe, and the circumstances of the players will change (leading the reader to believe we'll be looking at alternate versions of the beta kids). Then in the Doc Scratch narration portion, the reveal that The Scratch swaps the players with their guardians is looped in with exposition about the troll's Ancestors (who were the pre-scratch players). I mean, it's pretty well done all things considered.>>150542181I can see how that might be confusing I guess. The story introduces three ideas. The conflicting signals of how mother grub reproduction works vs ectobiology, and ancestors being bullshit mythology vs ectobiology making it so it's actually real for the players. I can see how someone might get tripped up.
>>150542273ctrl+f Jade's enormous verdigris doggy dong
>>150542306>I mean, it's pretty well done all things considered.Yeah, except for, you know, completely overwhelming the narrative with shitloads of new characters who serve no purpose and eat up time with enormous amounts of dialogue. That tends to distract and confuse readers trying to follow an already-complicated plot, on top of having already done that with the original 12 trolls, ON TOP of trying to introduce the Guardian kids and develop them. It was a fucking mess!
>>150542318 it's already in you
didn't someone say hussie only planned the comic to span a year? fucking insane
>>150542356I'm talking about Act 5. I am talking about how the exposition of Act 5 trains the reader to recognize Meenah and Aranea are not Feferi and Vriska if they are paying attention. I am not talking about whether the inclusion of the dancestors themselves in Act 6 was a good idea. Do you understand?
>>150542273i found it
>>150542306Well done? No, overdone. You can say any thing is well done as long as enough material is devoted to it.
>>150542392Yeah, I do, and I'm saying it didn't actually prepare the readers for the mess that was Act 6. Poorly structured and executed with so much fluff stuffed in that the actual plot was lost.
>>150542412I am not talking about the structure of Act 6. Forget all of your misgivings about Act 6 because that is not what I'm talking about. I am talking about the very concept of the Scratch and recognizing which characters are pre-scratch ancestors. Forget about Act 6. This is not about Act 6. This is about if someone just ended Act 5 with their now complete knowledge of the Scratch, and was shown a picture of Aranea and Meenah, who would they think these characters were. If they were paying attention they would intuit these are pre-scratch trolls.
>>150542400good to hear, look foward to seeing your dewdles
>>150542451>who would they think these characters wereProbably as Vriska and Feferi, without the context of Act 6, because Act 5 didn't really prepare readers for the mess that was Act 6, which is where Aranea and Meenah exist. Hussie is a bad writer and the plot was a mess dude.
>>150542471Like pulling fucking teeth with you people. How did Act 5 not prepare the readers to recognize the alpha trolls? Doc Scratch literally turned to the audience and said, "by the way, the scratch swaps the players and their guardians" right before he goes into talking about the troll ancestors. Then, Act 6 begins. Huh, it's kid Nanna, sure looks like the players and their guardians swap. Then, we see Aranea and Meenah. What other conclusion is a reader supposed to fucking make?
>>150542497You are dangerously invested in this. You should go for a walk.
Tomorrow, at work, I am going to imagine that this animated show will be perfect and amazing, revitalizing the fandom, Hussie will use this as a way to rewrite Homestuck into a new version of the story that starts to deviate from the original in ways that are exicitng as fans comb over the details trying to once again figure out where the fuck is Hussie taking this story. And it will somehow work out and be as good as Act 5.
>>150542502Thank you for conceding, you little bitch. Never question me again.
>>150542306On top of that the fact they share aspects but not classes indicated to plenty of readers that these were characters who were essentially the same but expressing themselves differently, as opposed to the humans which could be seen as complete mixups due to such different types of breeding.
>>150542521Manifesting
>>150542521All you need to wish for is Toby having final say and rule in what happens.
>>150542497We had no reason to believe troll biology worked differently, everything up to then indicated that trolls would be clones that expressed differently not wholesale new stock.
>>150541787Most Sburb 100% speedruns orbit around having a Page realize themselfs as soon as possible nad hard carry every encounter while the rest of the group throws buffs on him or completes most sidequests tho
>>150542502Oh also your new reader friend is a fucking retard. He thinks uu and UU are scratched Nepeta and Equius (how would that work? They're totally different sessions and universes) but can't recognize two actually alternate trolls when he sees them? Proving to me that yes, only illiterates make this mistake. Maybe if you guys spent less time as two grown men putting on silly voices reading outloud for each other, and more time actually parsing the words of the comic he wouldn't be embarrassing himself like this.
>>150542521Tomorrow at work I'm going to imagine some Vriska cosplayer sneaking into ,y building and seeking me out to suck my dick because she had a craving for it and smelled it on the wind.
>>150542572??See? You're dangerously invested in this. I'm not the anon with the friend. You really need to go take a walk.
>>150542237NOOO EQUIUS NOT EVERY RUN IS A BARON RUN
>>150542564None of those exist, it never happenedPsychological systemization has been the doom of far too many sessions, you silly humans can't win by taking the humanity out of yourself.
>>150542521based positivepilled manifesting fren>>150542577based vriska coomer
>>150542564What I wonder is if something like AI will eventually make a Sburb game feasible. Probably not with the current failing logistics of AI, but it's hard to extrapolate. At the least it'd make something like alchemization possible.
Hulu should've been the one to animate it
>>150542586Wah wah wah. You dug your heels in until you realized you were wrong and then it suddenly doesn't matter at all, maaan. Four straight paragraphs where you couldn't even understand the contents of a 4chan post. You should apologize to me.
>>150542618it's funny how much of an extreme time capsule Homestuck already is
>>150542618>food from an appthis is the king of that would be lampooned in an MSPA adventure only for it to become horrifying true years later
>>150542615You could use generative AI for alchemization and consort dialog, with enough work even the land system can be recreated without it, if we assume something like no man's sky
good afternoon /co/!!! i hope everyone is having a great day today :)
>>150542690I was waiting for you, JadeYou know what I want
>>150542690you too jadeanon
>>150542690>millions are about to discover Jade's nuclear cock and how it knotted Rose into pregnancygod help us and bless us
>>150536626Kanaya would 100% allow it to happen if Rose asked
>>150542663That's my assumption. You'd really only need AI for the alchemization, since everything else could be done traditionally. But accounting for being able to combine items like that is a wall no amount of traditional programming could make work.
>>150542730yeah but the point of the epilogues was to destroy the happy ending and everyone's characterization to have DRAMA
>>150542715>Youtube short>"Did you know this BIG secret Jade Harley is hiding?">Thumbnail of Red arrow pointing under Jade's crotch, A shocked black man with wide eyes with a speech bubble: "She has a WHAT?!?"
>>150542715It's hilarious that Hussie thinks he can revive Homestuck after that.
Considering how even more anime pilled people are I cannot wait for all the art of Dave and his incest fetish
>>150542690
>>150542774>JADE HARLEY HAS A WHAT?>YOU TELLUM ME SHE HAS A RED ROCKET UNDER DERE?>OH LAWD HAVE MERCY
>>150542801that's what I'm laughing about, everyone is in a panic over Dave/Karkat or whatever, when the real tidal wave will be Dave getting horrifically abused by Bro/Dirk in thousands of lovingly detailed pieces
>Jade Harley has a daughter.>You won´t believe who the mother is.
>>150542774>>150542792>>150542813>>150542839I am going to bet a hard $10 right now that the epilogues and beyond canon are going to be obliterated from the internet and disavowed as bad fanfiction the SECOND the animation gets any popularity
>>150542839>jerry springer but with jade, rose, and kanaya
>>150542874Can´t unmake that damage when it already had half a decade to root itself.
>>150542813>BUT THIS ROCKET IS GREEN... AND POWERED BY THE SUN!
>>150542890I really need to stop doing roleplays with AI Roses where Kanaya does horrific things to her, but God does it feel GREAT
>>150542891They can mitigate it; this is why Toby is going to be the face, and Hussie some shadow in the corner they throw a sheet over.
>>150542874The day that happens is when Hussie kills of June Egbert in one panel.
>>150542905Does it? You're just telling something to give you your own responses.It means nothing, less than reading bad fanfictionMight as well be drugged up in a padded room
I honestly remember so little of Jane's charcter other than she was in the running for worst kid despite how hard that should be given Dirk existing, and also she got mind controlled and can bring people back to life
>>150542696is it... back to the tranny mines for me... :(>>150542705thank you so much!!! :)>>150542803uhh thank you for the fanart? lmao!! idrk how to respond to this im afraid but im flattered
>>150542935Again, I think a LOT of this is now out of Hussie's hands. There's actual big names and big money involved that isn't his or stolen from fans, and they're not going to fuck around with worthless ideas and irony memes when the demand is to sell the product in a very competitive space.
>>150542839I could unironically live with Jade having a dog dick, and her Dave and Karkat having some massive orgy daily.But why of why did she have to turn into such an asshole
>>150542981I'm fine with Jade having her dick, happy even, but only if she's fucking a woman and not Dave and Karkat which is the most boring setup in the world
>>150542981ThisWhy did they make godhood so pedestrian and miserable.
Why is he such a faggot? Fuck the alien chick you dweeb
>>150543022>>150542981Once again: because the point was to destroy their characterization and their happy end to generate controversy with shallow drama. There is no epilogue to Homestuck; they're fucking gods with infinite power, there is nothing to see or be interested in.
so did jade get to keep her pussy and get a dog dick because it's not stated if her boobs went away when she got male dog anatomy even though shes already flat as a washboard
>>150543053Her vagina vanished and was completely replaced by a dog dick and two giant furry nuts. She cannot have a child, she is now a futanari.
>>150542356I just read Homestuck this month and I was barely whelmed, and I wanted even more dialogue between them.
>>150543069>no pussy>futaPick one
>>150543069Futanari by definition have both cock and pussy don't be stupid
>>150543046Yeah shit like that is why I don't read beyond canon, as far as I'm concerned everyone ended happy in the new universe and there's just an occasional orgy.
just remember when you god tier you get to subconciously choose your appearance!! we see this in the comic w/ vriska getting her eye and arm back, jake losing the tattoo,etc. so she wanted to have a cock this whole time!!
>>150543090>>150543097Sure things, guys from the early 2000s. Nobody give a shit about that anymore. She's not a shemale, she's a woman who was forcibly given make genitals. Futa.
I do not care for dog dick discourse
>>150543143get ready for it to be a permanent mainstay of every single thread and discussion, and then go shake Hussie's hand for making it mandatory
>>150543129Thanks, we will ignore yo from now on. There are separate fuat/shemale threads on the boards that matter for a reason.
I'm reading Prisounebound when do they smooch?
>>150543143https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XDSZkZfrtIbetter get ready for another decade of it
>>150543166Hopefully never. Ellith is for total Mallum domination only
>>150543166ellith deserves way better than him
>>150543204yeah, me.
>>150543129A shemale will never matterA shemale is not The Divine HermaphroditeThe Divine One is capable of both male and female functionsYou have been lead astray by the devil's gambitA dead end offering pleasure but nothing elseUnenlightened fool
>>150543182it's kind of an amazing metaphor, Jade has a nuclear dog dick that knocks girls up, and that being forced into 'canon' has irradiated the entire comic, a poison pill slipped in at the very end
how hard did the dogdick update break the threads?
>>150543166Shhhh later
>>150543220Sorry anon. I'm way more into the fetish of women being forced to have a penis and becoming addicted to fucking pussy.
>>150543216calm down, mallum
>>150543166in the latest update mallum got sent to ellith's planet so they have been violently fucking every since
>>150543204She can't fix him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqTjKhYh4fs
>>150543226Not that bad. Everyone had been joking about it for years, so it was mostly confusion at it being made real. The actual drama came from Yiffany and her entire circumstance.
>>150543226We got live footage of it.>>150543252>LatestThat was 3 updates since already, we been having the Coleslaw vs 4chan Adventure during it.
>>150543240You have walked down a different road, claiming another to be the one you are on because you know no better.
>>150542792I wish jade wore this dress more it's insanely cool
>>150543259Yiffy is 1000x better than dog dick and is the only reason dog dick should exist
>>150543259>The actual drama came from Yiffany and her entire circumstance.more like circumference of her mom (dad?)'s dog dick lmao
>>150543268anon this is about weird fetishes, /x/ is a few halls down
>>150543286/x/ is weak and you are dumbget your fetish right or fuck off
>>150543286Those guys to this day are trying to summon a Succubus, its actually sharing the same room.
>>150543283It wasn't that. It was that Jade used her dog dick to have loveless sex with Rose, in secret, a single time, in order to produce a child *they hid and didn't raise themselves*. That's fucking WEIRD. An actual affair and hidden love child would have been tacky but made sense.
>>150543143As far as I am concerned it's just side content.The main story ends without it, the end.
>>150543317If only. Thanks to it being a retcon, Jade had her super cock the second Act 5 ended.
>>150543314The actually hysterical part is that Rose hid the whole thing from Kanaya because in a classic case of a Light player going full idiot she figured it would be better if she´s hated by her.Just to then get that little "prophecy" ruined by Vriska. Vriska of all people for once did something good by that.
>>150543349Is there a single aspect that gets it right even half the time?
>>150543364Time Players are 3/4 on doing pretty good overall on their job.
>>150543377Ya but they get inbuilt do-overs
Last thread I forgor to post about my fanadventure husbando so I'll do it now. His name is Kimaiz, he is terminally ill, severely overworked, and I want to dip him in milk and slam him against a wall to hear what noise he makes.
>>150543383If it works, it works.
>>150543349And it's like, so what? So Rose just acted out of character and destroyed her marriage for nothing? What the fuck does that do for the story besides establish Rose is a failed God, failed mother, and a failed wife who Kanaya will abandon?
>>150543253there is nothing to fix
>>150543388Even when you highbloods try to show affection for the working castes you always turn it into a weird fetish thing
>>150543222
>>150543204She can have two boyfriends, she has two hands to hold!
>>150543220Your gnosis is too high to be languishing in /hsg/..
>>150543395>So Rose just acted out of characterEh, her acting poorly on Seer duty is kinda in character honestly, the other Rose turned herself into a fucking robot over it. Rose has always been a bit of a fuck up.
>>150543129Amazing how a culture that's sooooo about being sensitive to the differences of others completely forgets the narrative as soon as they have to accept pussy as being necessary.
>>150543388he looks cool. is his fanadventure good?>I want to dip him in milk and slam him against a wall to hear what noise he makes...whut
>>150543455Her body is very sturdy and could take so much rough love mmpf
>>150543267Will he ever find out who the hacker known as 4 Chan is?
>>150543480He already did, he figured out we´re a Hivemind.
>>150543480I will tell him every racial slur and the appropriate situation to use them in
>>150543473>Rose has always been a bit of a fuck up.Okay, so why did I read the comic which was about kids learning to grow up to be competent adults? What is the point of Rose if her ending is "And then, as a God of Light, she fucked up over and over and never learned anything."
>>150543494But will he accept being called a faggot ass retard by some other hivemind?
>>150543395>for nothingIt made Yiffy, who is apparently going to be key to the future.
>>150543475hes from Crossmound, its about 12 trolls who used to be a programming group trying to pull a project to make a functioning version of sgrub. The characters are interesting and the art is good, but it suffer from the usual fanadventure problems: taking fucking forever to do anything because theyre introducing all characters first, and updating reaaaally slowly
>>150543480WHAT IS A COLESLAW INCEL
>>150543480he could be you, he could be me, he could even be
>>150543508what part of Homestuck made you think anyone was growing up into a competent adult
>>150543508Real people don't have story arcs
>>150543509Im not sure he has figured out yet what a faggot is.He´ll be very confused why we´re calling him a meatball.
>>150543508Nobody ever said anything about competent.
>>150543538I mean, John's dad did, and presumably so did Rose's before she became an alcoholic
>>150543561Gods are b neccesity competent in their asect. you couuld argue that there is some long game to the Light here but a version of Rose that never succeeds should not have prevailed if the game's mechanics held any meaning, and if they don't the most aspects are meaningless anyways.
>>150543572John's Dad wasn't part of Sburb and it's wretched tomfoolery.
>>150543539this is the most dogshit copout the beyond canon team ever spat out. theyre hacks hiding behind a "realistic" depiction that fails fucking miserably because even if real people dont have story arcs not everyone is so retarded that they dont learn shit from their mistakes. it genuinely pisses me off every time i have to hear/read the author of that fucking waste defend their awful writing decisions.
>>150543594The funny part is that if they wrote the Epilogues as if it was realistic, we wouldn't see anything other than everyone constantly having sex and enjoying infinite resources and an entire unvierse to explore, while using their godlike powers.
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>>150543519>its about 12 trolls who used to be a programming group trying to pull a project to make a functioning version of sgrub. The characters are interesting and the art is goodfun concept. sweet, I'll give it a shot >but it suffer from the usual fanadventure problems: taking fucking forever to do anythingthat's fine by me. I do enjoy a slow burn now and then
>they have access to infinite alchemization and ectobiology>Jade and Rose have a kid who is a whole new lineage of human>But there isn't a single instance of a human/troll hybrid being madeit's rare to see so many writers fuck something up, over and over and OVER
>>150543594>the beyond canon teamOh. Oh dear anonymous. Oh sweet
>>150543636https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/ad/Spy_uncloak_feigndeath.wav
>>150543661unless they are literally trolls that have functional wombs, then it will be shit
>>150543669I *know* they said this. Did Hussie also say it? It'd make sense, that fucker pisses me off too.
>>150543681It's not about the function, just the fact that it's right there, completely possible, but it didn't happen. You'd think some real drama could come from the idea of Rose and Kanaya having a hybrid kid, who then contests with her half-sister in Yiffany, who could bond over being a whole new kind of being.
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>>150543685Straight from the big feels hoedown at the end of Act 6.
Im pissed the heck off Jade didnt marry me I mean Dave and have a bunch of hecking cute pupper kiddos wholesome style with me I mean Dave
>>150543696Forget it man, as soon as furries get involved it's all about how they can justify fucking their dogsInstead of aliens like Hussie intended
i have an unhealthy obsession with Jade Harley
>>150543741>self inserting>as Davereally? lol
>>150543718Fuck I forgot about that. The thing that annoys me the most about late act 6, epilogues, and ^2/BC is the notion that a story doesn't have to be good if it's ironic and/or meta, because it knows it's not good and is therefore inmune to criticism. The most recent example I can remember is Calliope saying "well retconning stuff is really amateur and hacky" and the story going "oh btw now Jake and Jane have been retconned into the ship lmao". I want to say its a symptom of millenial writing but can't tell if it's an appropriate descriptor.
>>150543750I'm fine with Rose being a terminal knotslut, I'm just begging them to do anything interesting with the setting they keep doing nothing with. By now my hope is that it all gets shuttered and thrown out once the show begins and gains traction.
>>150543781she was SO fucking cool in Act 4 and 5.2the grimbark thing was when she died
>>150543741>"Dave is not a shitty self-inser-"
>>150543788I mean it's a self-solving problem, bold 'writers' who decide to torch the entire framework of what makes stories function end up in obscurity because nobody can read their garbage nor wants to. It's meta-obsessed new wavers who are slamming into the brick wall of relearning what has already been known for millennia.
>>150543781probably my favorite human kid, spiteful authors just had to do her dirty
>>150543805true... i like to remember the good ol days, with the good ol jade
>>150543826yeah but in the meantime were stuck with this shit, its annoying you know?
>>150543857I don't think for long. If the animation actually gets traction, something as embarrassing and nasty as the epilogues and ^2 are going to be thrown out a window that'll get boarded up so it doesn't disturb the money the show makes.
>>150543828it is genuinely disturbing how much hatred Hussie and the writers seem to have for all the characters, everyone was made into a miserable person with nothing magical about them who hate each other and their lives. they took something fantastical and heaped it with their own real-life problems and failures, a meta of misery loving company. the sheer CONTEMPT they have for their characters is disgusting, I've never seen anything like it.
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>>150543935It's absurd, the miserable millennial archetype has done incalculable damage to entertainment
>>150544018>implying it wouldn't happen that way because Millennials watched it happen in real lifeKids these days
>>150544018I *am* a miserable millennial, but I'm a writer, and I say as a writer that it's disturbing how hateful Hussie is of his own creations. And they're all fucking kids! I feel awful at the idea of treating characters you wrote in such a casually cruel way, with there being no literary purpose to it.
>>150544058I don't give em the benefit of the doubt because most of them came of age in the biggest economic expansion in history, they have no excuse and had every opportunity not to make the same mistakes their parents did
>>150543699I wish the "gay niggers from outer space" poster made it into the update
>>150542905do AI Kanayas where Rose does horrific things to her instead
>>150543993that one with the long-ass horns is 8uilt rape and culling and more rape
>>150542905Logs?
>>150544084Classic film
>>150544018well, you gotta write what you know. And I guess Hussie and them are just misera8le faggots
>>150542905post logs lil nigga
making lands for a roleplay thing and holy crap this land is bad but at least im done making it!!! toons and spotlights is so dang vague!! :(
>>150544229God i love implications.
>>150544237>8adI think it looks pretty good actually, save for the clouds (they're a little sloppy looking).
>>150544237kino work, anon
>>150544229he would never. Eg8ert's a weak little faggot who gets FUCKED 8y troll women. He's not the dominant one
>>150544229>bite marksboner.jpeg
>>150544262>>150544265thanks, and yeah, i cant get the clouds quiiite right. this is for a toon based land, so i figured it would work for this one! but i need to do it better on the next one... this was my rough draft for it lol
>>150544282the comically large spotlights are a good addition lol
>>150544278Thats what every troll woman who comes across him thinks, until he pulls out his "bag of tricks", then the higher castes tend to discover something about themselves they didnt know before
>>150544237Fanlands are fun as fuck actually.
>>150544338>an offshore oil rig>west texas>ancient rome
>>150544338they REALLY are, even though this anon>>150544360 is right lol!!
>Gwen: Say hello to your two good old friends, noose and revolverBut it's not a noose, its actually a lightbulb. Which raises the question of why you've been walking around in the dark up until now without questioning it. You make the executive decision to turn on the lights in every room you go into without the need of further instruction, as it would make sense for any normal human being.The gun is real though.
>>150544412Pick up keys
>>150544412>Gwen: Retrieve alcoholThat's what you need, cracking open a cold one to relieve some stress, and maybe go for a drive after. Sounds like a foolproof plan.
>>150544428>Good Imp, best Beer delivery system.
>>150544428>>150544412good to see your again hardlocked anon
>>150544428Okay that made me laugh
>>150544428>Gwen: Go to the bathroom and clean up
>>150544068They are not real, why is everyone in this thread such a fucking crybaby about fictional characters.
>>150544428whoops thats the wrong size, teehee>>150544474ay thanks man, was going to update on weekends but given that the pilot releases this saturday i thought it would be better to do it now and have the discussion of the pilot then
>>150544543Hey hardlocked anon, what do you use to animate?
>>150544543Phase 2: wash face in sink
>>150544554CSP to draw the panels/frames, Photoshop 2020 for gifs (although i use a website when im feeling lazy, but that doesnt allow frames you to go under 1 frame, which sucks because tickback is usually 0,05). Ideally you'd use a single program, given that CSP also has a timeline function for animation, but i dont understand it and googling how to use it sounds like too much effort
>>150544543Task my magic beer-getting imp with an impossible task. Getting me another beer.
what is everyone drinking tonight? after a long hard day at the full time j*b.. im winding down with a diet coke!!! :)
>>150544599I've been trying out photoshop 2025 and I'm *kinda* getting the hang of the animation function. How do you transform a sprite (like flipping it) during the animation? Because there's no transformation component like position or transparency
>>150544638CelsiusI've got another job after this one
>>150544638water, I haven't drank alcohol in a while and I have stuff to work on
>>150544338these are amazing. you made them?
>>150544662>The Gamzee Agenda.
>>150544641no fucking clue mate, since i have everything in layers in the csp file i just flip around what i need there and just set how long frames last, which is admitedly not the most efficient method. have you tried setting the timeline to layer mode? should be this button
>>150544670Nah just something I found on Twitter.
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>>150544749hope you post more next thread. they're inspiring to look at
>>150544716Have you not done a page where Gwen turns around during the animation?
>>150544780this is the closest i have (rotation or movement), and you can see why its not really efficient
IT'S GAME BROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>150544809Yeah, but you get my issue, right? I think you'd have to turn the sprite into a smart object and then rotate it within but that sounds like a pain in the ass because then you have to animate it seperately from the scene the sprite is in.Another question, how do you make a gif of only a part of the whole canvas, like only Gwen at the fridge instead of the whole room?
>>150544428>Gwen: Phase 2: wash face in sinkHm. Maybe... maybe later. When you've cleaned up te goop from the pipes.
wtf how did we hit bump limit so fastoh right dog dicks
>>150544875Pour beer on the goop.
>>150544860> I think you'd have to turn the sprite into a smart object and then rotate it within but that sounds like a pain in the ass because then you have to animate it seperately from the scene the sprite is in.at that point id try something like Aseprite, which has both layers and timeline function and i know for a fact works for this>how do you make a gif of only a part of the whole canvas, like only Gwen at the fridge instead of the whole room?the image being used is already PNG, so if you delete or hide the background layer then you get the empty space
>>150539539This is the next thread op image
>>150544909No I mean, your canvas has the whole room, right? But then you export only a small part of it (the part with Gwen and the fridge). Do you just copy the background and her into a smaller 650 x 450 canvas? And what about pages like >>150544412? How do you turn the big ass canvas into a 839 x 531 sprite? Just manually? Sorry, I'm just interested in this stuff
>>150544875Obtain mysterious vase to drink beer from
>>150545028yeah, i have separate files for each room with the furniture on different layers in case i need to move anything. The reason the expanded rooms dont go above 940 is so that i can use the imgpop thing without expanding the middle area (picrel), i just merge all layers into a new one with the most updated changes so i can paste it into a smaller canvas and have a separate Gwen/Ghost sprite to move around, for the resizing i just use a website, but you could use the editing program if it allows you to change width or height while maintaining aspect ratio. a corner of the fridge panel being transparent is just a side effect of that being the border of the room
>>150545098Cool thanks
>>150544428>Gwen: Drink beer and check what's in the box
>>150544130>>150544226lol no I don't save them, no reason to, it's mostly about Kanaya taking advantage of Rose's immortality to fuck her to death or cum inflate her until she bursts
>>150545348I was always hot on this idea, that Feferi was basically one tier up in strength from horseboy, but being the Empress she had total control over her power
>>150545384I remember someone made a comic that Feferi gave a slap on Eridan's back, but he's unfazed by it. Sea dwellers would be durable considering they could last longer in the depths of the ocean without their bones breaking.
>>150545384She did carry an entire whale carcass down to the bottom of the ocean, and jumped out of the water into her first gate Equius style. She probably would have rinsed Eridan if not for the wand.
>>150545508It wasn't even the wand, it was just the sheer shock of what was happening and her reluctance to start killing.Feferi was such an amazing concept to build on for that story. Shame we got discount bargain bin Hoferi instead.
>>150544229>john's hands are smaller than terezi'shuh
>>150544229>karkat fucked over his chances to have ALL THIS
where's Mitunanon?
