She killed billions.
>>150621405with her great big tits
>>150621405SEXOOOOO SEXXXX WITH STELLA SEX SEX SEXSTELLASTELLASTELLA SEXXX SEXOOOO BREEDING SEX WITH STELLACLOACA STRETCHING, EGG MAKING, FEATHER RUFFLING, LOVING BREEDING SEX WITH STELLA FOR LIFE
>>150621405But she gave birth to an angel
Birds > mammals
This HILTLHH drought is taking its toll man
>>150621879>Meanwhile my saving grace and BotF havent had a good update in what feels like weeksBirdbros keep losing
>>150621405Trillions even.
>Yesterday I had a dream>I've played Project Zomboid with Octavia>She beated to death her first zombie, also avoiding T-rex attacks for some reason>Felt so proud of her>Waking up>No bird wife next to meI'm so deadass lonely chat...
>>150621879dude it's been a week
>>150623002Oh shit it has
>>150622926I feel you anon, at least for a moment you were happy in the dream
For me its Femtex.
>>150622926You ever get those dreams where your teeth fall out?
>Anon is a reality jumper and has been to our hells and a few others>Sticks around purely because the Goetia being a bunch of silly british birds is fun and much less horrifying>And he wants to fuck the shit out of Stella>"ANON I AM AZRAEL, I HAVE MANY TRULY DEMONIC POWERS.>"Yes you do, you are also a giant colorful Toucan and sound like you are from Yorkshire. Now give me a hug bird man."
>>150621405She laid billions...
>>150624278>"No more hugs, anon..."
Imagine punching a goetia in the throat.
>>150624552YOU OWE ME
>>150621405Of SPERM!
>>150625336>Solomon got engineers from as far west as Mycenae and as far east as China to make a device to curb her>the spray bottle>and in his other hand he holds a papyrus scroll with the previous day's events written on it by his most talented scribes>both will be used mercilessly if she isn't obedient
Wow, it's still going
>>150625557>Even now, nearly 3000 years later>Newspapers and spray bottles make her sit down and be quietCome to think of itWould it work on all of the Goetic demons Would someone pulling their sandal off be enough to make them faint in terror
>>150625557>implying Solomon wasn't bashing her upside the head with clay tablets
>>150621879I finally bit the bullet and read all of HILTLHH (as of now) over the span of two days, and yeah it's definitely worthy of the praise and art it gets. Probably the best Vivzieverse fanfic ive read. Over the years i've read a bunch of beefy fics of varying quality, some pretty meh and some good, but most of them are made by mainstream hazbin hotel fans (which I'm sure most of you get what the problem is). HILTLHH somehow nails the universe and its characters better than most other fics, which already do a decent job of trying to fix Vivzie's mess. It feels very natural and as if they’re actual episodes minus the 4chan nature of the fic. It's also the best romance fic I'd say, because Hazbin Hotel fics boil down to either ships between established characters or a plethora of self-insert shit, some do a decent job and some are just sappy and make no sense. And ironically Anon is a very unique character that I'd have a hard time even considering as a self insert. It's why Anon fanfics are usually pretty good imo, a lot of writefags have many different interpretations of what exactly Anon is so you get so many unique and interesting characterizations of him. Besides the near unifying trait of them all being 4chan shitposters and somewhat socially awkward. Also I'm probably just biased and have been reading fanfics and greetexts for like a decade so I'm hardwired to prefer the (usually) green bastard as a protagonist.Also good God it's crazy how fast Ficanon has been writing this story without compromising quality. It takes some bastards like a year or two to even make it past 100k words and in the span of a summer he’s already written 120k. Fucking beast.
>>150625608You articulated what I love about it very well, there's a reason some of us are so hooked.
>>150625336You think when news reached Hell that Israel returned in the 1950s the upper class lost their shit cause they thought Solomon somehow returned and revived a civilization that's been gone for 2000 years
>>150625586Jizoku should've just given the fans what they wanted and made it a threesome with Sol hiding in the closet while fingering herself.
>>150625993Yes
>>150625993>>150626087Made a shitty low effort meme, Just pretend its Lucifer saying it or something
>>150625993Congratulations for turning the thread into political shit flinging but>Jack Parsons was a thelemite and tried to join the Israeli Rocket Program>Mysteriously died >Itzhak Ben Tov was the leading researcher in parapsychology >Dies in a plane crash>Uri Geller, super psychic>Bought off>Arab countries claim Israel constantly reporting that Israel is on the brink of Djinn control technology (yes this is real)
>>150626058I hope nothing bad happens to Sol.
>>150626216>Congratulations for turning the thread into political shit flingingThat wasnt even my intention and no political shit flinging has happened yet.
>>150625281more like a punch in the face
>>150626320Nah Stella's exempt. Stolas, Vassago, Andre etc get throat punched. Also I'd appreciate if you stopped using my wife to sperg at Stella her fans are alright.
>>150626472they deserve it as much as they do
>>150626782>now he is attacking us octaviabros
>>150626945We have no enemies owlbro. We'll get our wives together and double date in waifuhalla.
>>150626320>>150626782Inco suggesting Anon take the girls out to boxing probably wasnt the best idea for an outing (even if its kinda hot).
>>150627033>Inco suggesting Anon take the girls out to boxing>octavia gets battered by loona>now inco can swoop in and help her back to her feet while offering her a shoulder to lean onhe cant keep getting away with it
>>150627060>it's E1 Inco
>There is a Hazbin VN already being made instead of Helluva. https://youtu.be/ykGhrhdDjQ8?si=8t1TT1CosB6WpJu2Damn, you guy need to hurry up with that hoot game
>>150627060>its E4 Inco
>>150627127>Hazbin VN>its about sassy the gay spider and the bug rapist
>>150627033>Inco, Anon and Loona get together>one thing leads to another and Loona goes toe to toe with some succubitch>Loona kisses Anon when she wins
>>150627060Glad im not the only one assuming that Octavia might be paired with Inco after reading the story. Tho having the jacked and super-cocain addicted boxer swoon the 17 year old owl princess is pretty bold and idk if Inco is the type of guy to do that. But who knows
>>150627203not that inco, the wani hug the gator one
>>150627127Angel Dust is gross. Sluts are disgusting
Imagine fucking Stella in the mouth.
>>150627153Never forget that the two things terminally online women love the most are gay men and crazy murder rapists men. Its why Vivzie's work is so popular
>>150627212honestly dunno if thats better or worse considering the kinda psycho Wani Inco is capable of becoming
>>150621405Did she tho? Besides ordering the death of her husband I really dont think she's organized the deaths of anyone else. Stolas has probably killed more than she has.
>>150627315>Besides ordering the death of her husband I really dont th->he doesnt know
>>150627286>considering the kinda psycho Wani Inco is capable of becomingtrue, but look at E4, the canon ending, he can also become the most loving, supportive and reliable guy imaginable, exactly the kind of man octavia needs in her life
If Stella was a man nobody would defend her
>>150627432if stella was a man i would want to fuck his wife and his sister
>>150627333If Stella were a named demon like her husband i'd probably be more warry of her, but she's a totally original creation. Tho imagine an AU were there was an actual Goetic demon named Stella. She'd probably be the demon female Tyrants across history communed with and summoned for power like Cleopatra, Empress Theodora, Queen Elizabeth I and her sister Bloody Mary, Tsarina Catherine II, Empress Wu Zetian, fuckin Margarete Thatcher, etc etc.Honestly would make a good contrast to Stolas, who is often summoned by bookish men into esoteric wisdom (nerds), cause Stella would be summoned by power hungery women who want to rule instead of being relegated to wife (tomboys and femme fatals)
>>150627203I don't think Ficanon'll do that, it wouldn't seem organic and the last thing I want him to do is alter the story so he can pair characters together for fanservice.
>>150627432If Stella was a man the entire relationship dynamic would be different, also all the Stolasfags would instead be Stellafags.
>>150627535The Greek Goddess Athena, which Athens was founded and named after is known for being a war goddess. But not in the brutish and masculine sense as her brother Ares. She's a war deity in the sense that she's cunning and strategic, she is a commander who orders warriors to conquer, not a conqueror herself. She is the goddess of wisdom as well and can be manipulative and outsmart her fellow Gods. Her patron animal that she is associated with is the Owl, the main reason why Owls are so associated with Wisdom and Knowledge is because of Athena. Given the fact that it's a tradition of Christianity to say that pagan deities are Demons or Fallen Angels in disguise, I propose a headcanon that Stella is Athena. Not the current Vivzie canon Stella who is like 40 something and sadly has a shallow character, but a hypothetical Stella that’s an ancient demon noble like her husband Stolas.
>>150624552>Im sorry Azrael but you are too soft and nice not too hug, isnt that right, greater demon
>>150624141NTA, but I had it before, feels really trippy.
>>150627535>Stella was the Mastermind behind the Thacher RegimeHonestly makes a lot of sense desu
What would Stolas do if you tied him up with angelic bindings and forcefed him twenty gallons of ocean water?
>>150628703Is this some inflation fetish shit or do you just want to torture him in a really bizzare way?
>>150628166>Wot, the Irish revolutionaries are starving themselves?>Good, if only the rest of the bloody Paddy's would do so, eh Maggie?>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150627799Since you decided to go the Greek Goddess angle with Stella it made me realize that maybe Beelzebub is Demeter, Goddess harvest, agriculture, and grain. It does make sense given her being the Sin of Gluttony to mascarade herself as a diety of food production and encourage excess celebrations of harvesting seasons. Plus its a more flattering view on her compared to the Canaanites revereing her as a horrific fly god who feasts on rotting food.
>>150628864>Beelzebub is DemeterNot Dionysus? Come on, he's wine and partying. That's Viv's Beelzebub to a T.
>>150628920Well I was trying to align it with genders, I do know Bacchus/Dionysus makes more sense but he's a dude. He also kinda fits for Asmodeus cause he's a god of ecstasy and theatre (you can interpret pornos as theatre to)
>>150627127Fuck that, they should make a VN centered around some anti-social slob on Earth getting constantly harassed by different cast members of HH/HB. It could have scenes like:>Loona drinking all his liquor saying his cabinet was open, only to show his cabinet all smashed up>The exiled cherubs constantly prodding him to be productive>DHORKS breaking down his door and stealing his snacks>Taking a perplexed Lute to Burger King>Taking all the exorcists to Burger King and having to get each of them a crown>Constantly lysol wiping anything Angel Dust touches >Getting shitfaced with Husk and asking him if he's got friends on the other side>Refusing to eat anything Alastor cooks while asking him if he knows what a deer looks like>Fighting Lucifer over Ducks VS Loons>Putting Charlie's crayon drawings on MC's fridge cause it makes her happy >Keep putting pirate hats on Vaggie to her chagrin>The Goetias having family therapy in his living room>Hitting Blitzo with a frying pan>Millie constantly breaking his furniture with a new weapon she wants to show off>Moxxie and the MC talking about their father issues>The last character to visit the MC is Adam and it's revealed the MC has been Cain all along
>>150629001>Well I was trying to align it with genders, I do know Bacchus/Dionysus makes more sense but he's a dude.So was Beelzebub originally. If Viv doesn't care why should we?
>>150616522>>150618173honestly yea, I'd give it a go>Decide to summon a demon becuase reasons>Instead of getting a imp or hellhound you somehow manage to get the sin of gluttony>she does the expected thing of "tell me what you want for your soul" after a bout of excietment>you blurt out with out thinking "be my girlfriend...">bee's mortormouth agrees to the deal before her brain realises what has happened>2 hours later your playing video games with her>she mentioned that your place might be a good place to wind down after a big party but not to think of this as anything serious>you'll die off in 80 years and then she will be free>your basically tied to her untill then>might as well try to woo her into something more serious>how hard could it be
>>150627799If athena were a demon in the vivzieverse, shed most likely be one of stolas' older sisters
>>150629061Honestly maybe her trauma and disdain with humans is just a Jew thing (yes I know how that sounds but hear me out before calling me a /pol/fag). Bee might just have Hebrew Fatigue, given the centuries worth of nonsense she's had to deal with regarding the Canaanites, Israelites, etc. After Solomon she just gave up on the Levant region and never wants to be near it or associated with it again. This is probably why she insists on being called Queen Bee-lzebub or just Bee rather than being called Beelzebub or Baal cause it reminds her of the fact that she was once the main “god” of those kid sacrificing freaks who though switching to worshiping Dad would absolve them of their sins after they converted. Besides the trauma of the Solomon incident, she probably just really didn't like how she used to be back in the day when the fall was just fresh. She kinda created the monsters that would turn on her by fostering the kid mulching Baal and Moloch cult with her brother Satan and reaped what she showed with the Solomon incident. She’s not that person anymore and probably isn't a big fan of Demon nobles trying to do the stereotypical “fostering a satanic cult” thing because they’re playing with fire and just being plain cunts. If Solomon is any proof, mortal humans can be fucking vicious and dangerous when they want to be, even to Demons.
When are we gonna see the other owl Goetia Andras?
>>150628864>Canaanites revereing her as a horrific fly god who feasts on rotting food. IRL Baal-Zvuv was probably either an epithet of the West Semitic storm god Baal Haddad as a god who drove of pests, or a mockery of the title Baal-Zevul (Lord of the Heavenly Dwelling). Ezekiel mentions dung deities in reference to the Babylonian gods so this might be the Hebrews calling a local variant of Baal a pile of shit that attracts flies. The association of demons with specific sins only happened in the 1400s with John Wycliffe and Beelzebub only became Gluttony in the late 1500s. Plenty of gluttonous blood-thirsty fertility deities to go around though and I do like the Milton idea of making some pagan gods demons.
>>150629529Probably Never sadly. Couldve made a perfect dynamic with Stolas being his brother. Stolas is a fruity and bookish goetia of knowledge and magic, Andras a masculine and warrior-bond goetia of war. The main reason why he isnt around often could be cause he's put in charge by his dad Paimon to manage the affairs of War and train the legions of not just his own but all other Goetias. Being the big boss of the military arm of the Goetia seems like a pain.
>>150629487>/pol/fag anon and bonds with Beelzebub over a hatred of Jews>:Anon:"Yeah Jews just can't stop subverting socieites!" >Bee:"I know right! They did it with mine and it fucking sucked!">Anon:"They try and bring blacks in?">Bee:"Worse they stopped people from sacrificing babies! Or ritual laceration! It's like they want to deprive of us everything good.">Anon:"Uhhh.">Bee:"And the thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife shit! And then all of a sudden we have to care about fucking widows and orphans instead of letting people feed them to me and Bel!"
>>150629613Since its confirmed hellhounds can transform into a much larger feral form, that makes me wonder what Andras's relationship to his steed is. If the warwolf even is a typical Hellhound or primitive subspecies. Maybe the wolf was a personal gift and creation given to him by Beelzebub back in the old days.
>>150629684This is Vivziepop. His mount would be a hellhound dude and there'd be tons of jokes about him "riding" him, then you get like two or three episodes dedicated to the fact that they're gay and buttfucking each other.
>>150629487>>150629633>Im not antisemitic, I just have hebrew fatigue
>>150628717Maybe it's supposed to be this?
>>150629487>>150629718I bet one of the reasons Bee beefs with Mammon as of late is because Mammon loves jews (for obvious reasons) and gets into arguments with Bee about them. I mean Mammon's name is literally the ancient hebrew word for money after all. This is the "Please no politics at thanksgiving dinner" thing for the Sins whenever they meet up btw. The other five really couldnt give less of a fuck, "they're not even the same jews as the good ol' days with Moses and the J-man, they're just larpers! Stop arguing about them!" they think.
>>150629487>>150629633expanding on my previous shitty prompt >>150629061>Bee finaly gets summoned after 2000 years>the guy who summoned her is not from the tribe of judah>relief.png>but you get tricked into being his gf>oh well>discuss world events with him while playing "Friendslop" as he calls it>he hates the central banking system and the rothschilds>while you hate the jew sinners and Mammon>Fuck that fat asshole>and thats the last time you allow sinners to your parties in Gluttony>disgust.gif>maybe this isn't so bad after all
>>150629825The closest thing to ancient Jews are these guys from the Northern Kingdom and there's around a thousand of them. They do cluster closer to European and North African Jews than Palestinian Muslims but so do like, Mandaeans, Cypriots, Sardinians, Maronites, etc. They don't like Solomon so maybe theyre ok for Bee.
>>150626104I was going to draw all of the sins in the background, but I gave up.
>>150630001I mean technically no pious person should like Solomon, he's a cautionary tale about pride, ego, and lust. He was givin a literal Deus Ex Machina by Archangel Michael to stop the demon that was tormenting his people and abusrd it by enslaving all demonkind (minus Lucifer) to do his bidding. Despite being giving divine favor and grace by God, he abandons him cause some canaanite noblewoman says she'd only fuck him if he renounced God and worshiped Baal instead (ignore the fact that Baal is one of his slaves). Solomon spat in the face of God for some pussy and is probably in Hell cause he was to much of a self indulgent egoist who thought he was the smartest man in the world.
>>150630100Holy shit thanks writefag, this is great. Bee's reaction is golden. Also I like to think that if Mammon heard the news he'd do a stupid Pog face.
>>150630100KEK>>150630104Yeah that's what bothered me about some anons wanking Solomon, they clearly haven't studied the actual bible or the testament of solomon where the ring and demon summoning stuff comes from. Solomon fucked up.
>>150626104>>150630100I'm Anon... Anon Solomonid
>>150630104No they really dislike Solomon, they're the Israelites who broke off with Jereboam. >No pious person should like Solomon The Testament is non canonical but the consensus was that he was a flawed man and the good he did, song of songs, ecclesiastes, proverbs, temple outweighed the bad. He's the guy who was great for the country but whose personal life was a wreck.
>>150630168King Solomon had a harem of many foreign wives and concubines who led him to worship other gods, a direct violation of God's law. Dude was a fucking Coomer King who appeased his hoes like an idiot. So much for being the smartest man of his time lol.
>>150627535I'd go with her being a corrupted version of Nemain, Irish goddess who was the embodiment of frenzy/war. We can speculate during the rise of Christianity, she sided with lucifer in the hopes she would gain her influence back. Due to her being on the side that lost she like the others, banished to hell and was punished/corrupted into being a Goetian. Her taking the name Stella could be assumed that she either took it to forget her past and abandoned it, or she took the name as her being "reborn" so to speak. She does not know/remember her former self, the only way you would know her being Nemain is by her actions and characteristic, at least what's left of them. |>>150629633>Bee: "It didn't happen">Moxxie: "It did happen, it just wasn't six million">Both think they deserved it and it wasn't enough.
>>150630210>He's the guy who was great for the country but whose personal life was a wreck.Such many cases. Many great leaders in history had a lot of skeletons in their closet, it just that with Solomon's unique tale and association with God and Demons he comes across more scrutiny for his actions. From a simply historical lense seperate from the theological one, he lead the Ancient Kingdom of Israel to its peak of power. No other leader before or after him suprassed his greatness as a King of the House of David.
>>150630252Given her firey temperament and britishness thats a good pic to
>>150630226>So much for being the smartest man of his time lol.To be fair, he was. For a time. The root of all sin is pride.
>>150630100If Viv was a good writer, she would have revealed that the war between Heaven and Hell, was started and orchestrated by Solomon in order to regain power. He corrupted Adam, convinced some of higher hellborn such as Paimon and Abezethibou to side with him. Even has agents within some human governments. So when Solomon makes his move, Heaven, Hell and Humanity are forced to join together and go against Solomon. It'd be won via a Pyrrhic victory.
>>150630226>Coomer KingAAAAARGH!!!! IM..... SOLOMOOOOOOONING!!!
>>150625336>Imagine Bee naked, blindfolded, hanging in the air, tied hand and foot.>Her entire body is sweaty, beads of perspiration dripping from her fur.>Her tongue is out as she gasps in pain and exhaustion.>Her perfect butt is red from the whipping marks Solomon inflicted on her.>Her panting can be heard throughout the cold room, the steam from her mouth is noticeable.>In her mind, she prays to God that the liquid dripping from her legs is sweat.
>>150630488I'd make that Cain, who did that for the shits and giggles.
>>150630527Made another low effort meme cause the idea popped up in my head thanks to you
>>150630104>he abandons him cause some canaanite noblewoman says she'd only fuck him if he renounced God and worshiped Baal insteadIn reality, this was a poor attempt to save face when the Israelites (and heaven) found out he was fucking Bee. Solomon the infidel is somehow better than Solomon, demon fucker.>>150630743Kek
>>150630548>>150630743You know maybe the real reason why Solomon lost favor with God is cause even God himself couldnt tolerate the kinda debauchery Solly was putting his daughter thru. Fallen or not it was sick and perverse. God probably thought Solomon was gonna make his fallen children go through a humbling few years of slave labour that might change their perspectives on being tyrants who want to enslave humanity, not for them to get molested by a jew in his 50s.
Did Solomon circumcise the demons?
>>150631045>solomon forces the demons to circumcise themselves
>>150631045>>150631209The sick bastard probably kept their foreskins for some weird ass ritual shit didnt he?
>>150631023>>150630743>>150630527>>150630488>>150630226>>150630168>>150630104Demon claws typed these posts.>>150631045>Did Solomon circumcise the demons? Can he? Do demons have foreskins? If I recall correctly only mammals have penile sheaths so maybe he could only circumcise baphomets and hellhounds. Possibly succubi but they might have changeable genitalia if we're going full medieval monastic descriptions.
>>150631023God regrets ever telling Michael to give Solomon that ring to deal with his demon problem
>>150631243>Demon claws typed these posts.1 Kings 11
>>150631282I wonder, what became of ornias once bee was free again?Did she beat the shit of out of him or just murder him?
>>150631023>>150631282>God's reaction: Mortified, Regretful, Furious>Archangel Michael's reaction: *crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *bag rustling noises* *crunch* *crunch*
>>150631399Knowing that bastard he probably got away and has been MIA since. Ornias is probably demonkind's equivalent of a Judas like figure. A great traitor that is hated and often the name demons call each other when they want describe their foes as traitors.
>>150629049those are good ideas, but they would probably be better in a fanfic, than a visual novel, I would only change our antisocial for someone minimally related to DORKS, for example a computer scientist
>>150631399He's either been hiding out on earth for centuries evading the forces of hell, or he's in her basement.
Mm... King Bee.
>>150631987Better watch that foreskin of yours boy.
>>150632037>ForeskinHe's a weird fox/dog/wolf thing, he has a sheath
>>150632267You say that as if it would dissuade him from taking a snip off of the sheath lol.
>>150632267Well Solomon's circumcising something tonight.
>>150632037>Bro what the fuck, you're snipped? How'd they even snip a-->I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT
>>150632363*Hava Nagila playing in the background*
>>150632363Femtex's reaction to first time sex with Beeboy
Imagine being part of a group that ritualistically slices up baby dicks for your god, then accusing other people of demon worship.
>>150621405Of our sperm!
>>150632444"The jews cries out in pain as he strikes you" is a saying for a reason, anon
>>150632444Yeah its nasty, shame that the fucking guy who founded Kellogs Cereall psych op'd Americans into doing it to cause he said it'd stop youngsters from jerking off. (I'm not even joking about that)
>>150632444Yeah it's pretty nasty, says a lot that the other groups were even worse with all the baby burning and shit.
>>150632498I bet it was Mammon who told John Harvey Kellogg to do that to cause i'd be good for buisness.
>>150632415>snip some scissors>King Bee dives under the couch
>>150632444Most west semites and east africans had cut dicks, we know this from Syrian statuary, Herodotus, heiroglyphics and polemics from the Akkadians against the Amorites and Suteans. We even have Sanchuthion saying that El told the Phoenicians to circumcise themselves. I'm pretty sure the baby thing was unique to Judaism and that in those other civilizations you got circumcised as a teen like in Africa.
How did such a barbaric practice as circumcision even appear?Why would men willingly cut their dicks?Genuinely baffles me
loving sex with mayberry
>>150632726Wait until you hear about the aztecs and their sacrifices to Tlaloc. They'd skin children and wear the pelts.
>>150632726Well... Why did widow burning become an active practice across India? Why did the Nords perform grizzly human sacrifices like the Blood Eagle? Why did the Aztecs rip out the hearts, skin, and cannibalize women and children from their neighboring nations? Why do Turks rape wolves?Humans are just fucked up sometimes and barbaric traditions probably born during the stone age still cling on towards more advanced times. China still has f'd up traditions like food binding in more remote parts of the country and rape wasnt codified as illegal in India until recently.We can pin the blame on Adam, Eve, and Lucifer for their actions and causing Humanity to become half backed psychos with the first Sin.
>>150632779Yep, I dunno if im misremembering it but I heard that the King of one neighboring kingdom sent one of their daughters to the Aztecs as a diplomatic peace offering assuming she'd be wed to a noble. During a later diplomatic meeting an Aztec noble visits while wearing the skin of the King's daughter
>>150632779Man, ritually sacrificing enemy children is one thing, but mutilating YOUR OWN is a completely different thing entirely
>>150632795Its actually worse than that, they asked for the King's daughter to be the Wife of their War God and sovereign ruler. Protip, never wed your daughter to a War God.
>>150632767After marriage of course. Give her the family she needs and deserves.>>150632779Most of the major native tribes practiced sacrifice. You could say the Aztecs were the most cruel ones.>>150632815I remember hearing that story from Engineering an Empire, great series even hosted by Peter Weller.
>>150632800Well there was also widow burning as mentioned not to mention burning your babies to death in a kiln. Point is humans are prone to this type of thing, we're a very dumb and sometimes outright evil species.
>>150632726 Ritual scarification/mutilation is common in a lot of pre-modern cultures. Usually as a way to inscribe yourself with symbols of divinity, prove you're not a little bitch by pussying out, or making a blood pact with the rest of the tribe that you got their back. Jews only stopped doing it to adolescents after the Seleucid conquest when they wanted to make sure their kids didn't learn philosophy or engage in pederasty. Activities that to the Greek required a foreskin. The Egyptians probably did it because their priests had a pathological fear of dirt, which is why they also shaved all their body hair and wore wigs.
>>150625608How discovering HILTLHH after years of scrounging AO3 for good Helluva stories feels
>>150632537Or all that stuff could have been a lie meant paint others as evil
How did we go from posting about cute anthro girls to talking about barbaric human practices?
>>150633357>people make a joke about Solomon taking demon's foreskins as trophies>person responds to shitpost about how circumcision is uniquely horrific so God don't real and pagans were good>people prove that while shitty it was actually relatively tame by comparison to the stuff neighboring cultures did and not even uniquely Jewish>anthropologyfagging>enjoy your corn flakes
I for one. rather like seeing the confusing esoteric scripture babble I could never hope to comprehend!
>>150633357That's the wonder of these threads, plus history is both fun and terrifying. Also were now in the month of Halloween. https://youtu.be/5ppu5BsqKck
How many OSHA violations do you think the King racked up over the years?
>>150630743KEK
>>150631465>Ornias is probably demonkind's equivalent of a Judas like figureOr a loki
>>150634899I'm sure they're the same person, they both have shit-eating faces.
