She killed billions.
>>150621405with her great big tits
>>150621405SEXOOOOO SEXXXX WITH STELLA SEX SEX SEXSTELLASTELLASTELLA SEXXX SEXOOOO BREEDING SEX WITH STELLACLOACA STRETCHING, EGG MAKING, FEATHER RUFFLING, LOVING BREEDING SEX WITH STELLA FOR LIFE
>>150621405But she gave birth to an angel
Birds > mammals
This HILTLHH drought is taking its toll man
>>150621879>Meanwhile my saving grace and BotF havent had a good update in what feels like weeksBirdbros keep losing
>>150621405Trillions even.
>Yesterday I had a dream>I've played Project Zomboid with Octavia>She beated to death her first zombie, also avoiding T-rex attacks for some reason>Felt so proud of her>Waking up>No bird wife next to meI'm so deadass lonely chat...
>>150621879dude it's been a week
>>150623002Oh shit it has
>>150622926I feel you anon, at least for a moment you were happy in the dream
For me its Femtex.
>>150622926You ever get those dreams where your teeth fall out?
>Anon is a reality jumper and has been to our hells and a few others>Sticks around purely because the Goetia being a bunch of silly british birds is fun and much less horrifying>And he wants to fuck the shit out of Stella>"ANON I AM AZRAEL, I HAVE MANY TRULY DEMONIC POWERS.>"Yes you do, you are also a giant colorful Toucan and sound like you are from Yorkshire. Now give me a hug bird man."
>>150621405She laid billions...
>>150624278>"No more hugs, anon..."
Imagine punching a goetia in the throat.
>>150624552YOU OWE ME
>>150621405Of SPERM!
>>150625336>Solomon got engineers from as far west as Mycenae and as far east as China to make a device to curb her>the spray bottle>and in his other hand he holds a papyrus scroll with the previous day's events written on it by his most talented scribes>both will be used mercilessly if she isn't obedient
Wow, it's still going
>>150625557>Even now, nearly 3000 years later>Newspapers and spray bottles make her sit down and be quietCome to think of itWould it work on all of the Goetic demons Would someone pulling their sandal off be enough to make them faint in terror
>>150625557>implying Solomon wasn't bashing her upside the head with clay tablets
>>150621879I finally bit the bullet and read all of HILTLHH (as of now) over the span of two days, and yeah it's definitely worthy of the praise and art it gets. Probably the best Vivzieverse fanfic ive read. Over the years i've read a bunch of beefy fics of varying quality, some pretty meh and some good, but most of them are made by mainstream hazbin hotel fans (which I'm sure most of you get what the problem is). HILTLHH somehow nails the universe and its characters better than most other fics, which already do a decent job of trying to fix Vivzie's mess. It feels very natural and as if they’re actual episodes minus the 4chan nature of the fic. It's also the best romance fic I'd say, because Hazbin Hotel fics boil down to either ships between established characters or a plethora of self-insert shit, some do a decent job and some are just sappy and make no sense. And ironically Anon is a very unique character that I'd have a hard time even considering as a self insert. It's why Anon fanfics are usually pretty good imo, a lot of writefags have many different interpretations of what exactly Anon is so you get so many unique and interesting characterizations of him. Besides the near unifying trait of them all being 4chan shitposters and somewhat socially awkward. Also I'm probably just biased and have been reading fanfics and greetexts for like a decade so I'm hardwired to prefer the (usually) green bastard as a protagonist.Also good God it's crazy how fast Ficanon has been writing this story without compromising quality. It takes some bastards like a year or two to even make it past 100k words and in the span of a summer he’s already written 120k. Fucking beast.
>>150625608You articulated what I love about it very well, there's a reason some of us are so hooked.
>>150625336You think when news reached Hell that Israel returned in the 1950s the upper class lost their shit cause they thought Solomon somehow returned and revived a civilization that's been gone for 2000 years
>>150625586Jizoku should've just given the fans what they wanted and made it a threesome with Sol hiding in the closet while fingering herself.
>>150625993Yes
>>150625993>>150626087Made a shitty low effort meme, Just pretend its Lucifer saying it or something
>>150625993Congratulations for turning the thread into political shit flinging but>Jack Parsons was a thelemite and tried to join the Israeli Rocket Program>Mysteriously died >Itzhak Ben Tov was the leading researcher in parapsychology >Dies in a plane crash>Uri Geller, super psychic>Bought off>Arab countries claim Israel constantly reporting that Israel is on the brink of Djinn control technology (yes this is real)
>>150626058I hope nothing bad happens to Sol.
>>150626216>Congratulations for turning the thread into political shit flingingThat wasnt even my intention and no political shit flinging has happened yet.
>>150625281more like a punch in the face
>>150626320Nah Stella's exempt. Stolas, Vassago, Andre etc get throat punched. Also I'd appreciate if you stopped using my wife to sperg at Stella her fans are alright.
>>150626472they deserve it as much as they do
>>150626782>now he is attacking us octaviabros
>>150626945We have no enemies owlbro. We'll get our wives together and double date in waifuhalla.
>>150626320>>150626782Inco suggesting Anon take the girls out to boxing probably wasnt the best idea for an outing (even if its kinda hot).
>>150627033>Inco suggesting Anon take the girls out to boxing>octavia gets battered by loona>now inco can swoop in and help her back to her feet while offering her a shoulder to lean onhe cant keep getting away with it
>>150627060>it's E1 Inco
>There is a Hazbin VN already being made instead of Helluva. https://youtu.be/ykGhrhdDjQ8?si=8t1TT1CosB6WpJu2Damn, you guy need to hurry up with that hoot game
>>150627060>its E4 Inco
>>150627127>Hazbin VN>its about sassy the gay spider and the bug rapist
>>150627033>Inco, Anon and Loona get together>one thing leads to another and Loona goes toe to toe with some succubitch>Loona kisses Anon when she wins
>>150627060Glad im not the only one assuming that Octavia might be paired with Inco after reading the story. Tho having the jacked and super-cocain addicted boxer swoon the 17 year old owl princess is pretty bold and idk if Inco is the type of guy to do that. But who knows
>>150627203not that inco, the wani hug the gator one
>>150627127Angel Dust is gross. Sluts are disgusting
Imagine fucking Stella in the mouth.
>>150627153Never forget that the two things terminally online women love the most are gay men and crazy murder rapists men. Its why Vivzie's work is so popular
>>150627212honestly dunno if thats better or worse considering the kinda psycho Wani Inco is capable of becoming
>>150621405Did she tho? Besides ordering the death of her husband I really dont think she's organized the deaths of anyone else. Stolas has probably killed more than she has.
>>150627315>Besides ordering the death of her husband I really dont th->he doesnt know
>>150627286>considering the kinda psycho Wani Inco is capable of becomingtrue, but look at E4, the canon ending, he can also become the most loving, supportive and reliable guy imaginable, exactly the kind of man octavia needs in her life
If Stella was a man nobody would defend her
>>150627432if stella was a man i would want to fuck his wife and his sister
>>150627333If Stella were a named demon like her husband i'd probably be more warry of her, but she's a totally original creation. Tho imagine an AU were there was an actual Goetic demon named Stella. She'd probably be the demon female Tyrants across history communed with and summoned for power like Cleopatra, Empress Theodora, Queen Elizabeth I and her sister Bloody Mary, Tsarina Catherine II, Empress Wu Zetian, fuckin Margarete Thatcher, etc etc.Honestly would make a good contrast to Stolas, who is often summoned by bookish men into esoteric wisdom (nerds), cause Stella would be summoned by power hungery women who want to rule instead of being relegated to wife (tomboys and femme fatals)
>>150627203I don't think Ficanon'll do that, it wouldn't seem organic and the last thing I want him to do is alter the story so he can pair characters together for fanservice.
>>150627432If Stella was a man the entire relationship dynamic would be different, also all the Stolasfags would instead be Stellafags.
>>150627535The Greek Goddess Athena, which Athens was founded and named after is known for being a war goddess. But not in the brutish and masculine sense as her brother Ares. She's a war deity in the sense that she's cunning and strategic, she is a commander who orders warriors to conquer, not a conqueror herself. She is the goddess of wisdom as well and can be manipulative and outsmart her fellow Gods. Her patron animal that she is associated with is the Owl, the main reason why Owls are so associated with Wisdom and Knowledge is because of Athena. Given the fact that it's a tradition of Christianity to say that pagan deities are Demons or Fallen Angels in disguise, I propose a headcanon that Stella is Athena. Not the current Vivzie canon Stella who is like 40 something and sadly has a shallow character, but a hypothetical Stella that’s an ancient demon noble like her husband Stolas.
>>150624552>Im sorry Azrael but you are too soft and nice not too hug, isnt that right, greater demon
>>150624141NTA, but I had it before, feels really trippy.
>>150627535>Stella was the Mastermind behind the Thacher RegimeHonestly makes a lot of sense desu
What would Stolas do if you tied him up with angelic bindings and forcefed him twenty gallons of ocean water?
>>150628703Is this some inflation fetish shit or do you just want to torture him in a really bizzare way?
>>150628166>Wot, the Irish revolutionaries are starving themselves?>Good, if only the rest of the bloody Paddy's would do so, eh Maggie?>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>150627799Since you decided to go the Greek Goddess angle with Stella it made me realize that maybe Beelzebub is Demeter, Goddess harvest, agriculture, and grain. It does make sense given her being the Sin of Gluttony to mascarade herself as a diety of food production and encourage excess celebrations of harvesting seasons. Plus its a more flattering view on her compared to the Canaanites revereing her as a horrific fly god who feasts on rotting food.
>>150628864>Beelzebub is DemeterNot Dionysus? Come on, he's wine and partying. That's Viv's Beelzebub to a T.
>>150628920Well I was trying to align it with genders, I do know Bacchus/Dionysus makes more sense but he's a dude. He also kinda fits for Asmodeus cause he's a god of ecstasy and theatre (you can interpret pornos as theatre to)
>>150627127Fuck that, they should make a VN centered around some anti-social slob on Earth getting constantly harassed by different cast members of HH/HB. It could have scenes like:>Loona drinking all his liquor saying his cabinet was open, only to show his cabinet all smashed up>The exiled cherubs constantly prodding him to be productive>DHORKS breaking down his door and stealing his snacks>Taking a perplexed Lute to Burger King>Taking all the exorcists to Burger King and having to get each of them a crown>Constantly lysol wiping anything Angel Dust touches >Getting shitfaced with Husk and asking him if he's got friends on the other side>Refusing to eat anything Alastor cooks while asking him if he knows what a deer looks like>Fighting Lucifer over Ducks VS Loons>Putting Charlie's crayon drawings on MC's fridge cause it makes her happy >Keep putting pirate hats on Vaggie to her chagrin>The Goetias having family therapy in his living room>Hitting Blitzo with a frying pan>Millie constantly breaking his furniture with a new weapon she wants to show off>Moxxie and the MC talking about their father issues>The last character to visit the MC is Adam and it's revealed the MC has been Cain all along
>>150629001>Well I was trying to align it with genders, I do know Bacchus/Dionysus makes more sense but he's a dude.So was Beelzebub originally. If Viv doesn't care why should we?
>>150616522>>150618173honestly yea, I'd give it a go>Decide to summon a demon becuase reasons>Instead of getting a imp or hellhound you somehow manage to get the sin of gluttony>she does the expected thing of "tell me what you want for your soul" after a bout of excietment>you blurt out with out thinking "be my girlfriend...">bee's mortormouth agrees to the deal before her brain realises what has happened>2 hours later your playing video games with her>she mentioned that your place might be a good place to wind down after a big party but not to think of this as anything serious>you'll die off in 80 years and then she will be free>your basically tied to her untill then>might as well try to woo her into something more serious>how hard could it be
>>150627799If athena were a demon in the vivzieverse, shed most likely be one of stolas' older sisters
>>150629061Honestly maybe her trauma and disdain with humans is just a Jew thing (yes I know how that sounds but hear me out before calling me a /pol/fag). Bee might just have Hebrew Fatigue, given the centuries worth of nonsense she's had to deal with regarding the Canaanites, Israelites, etc. After Solomon she just gave up on the Levant region and never wants to be near it or associated with it again. This is probably why she insists on being called Queen Bee-lzebub or just Bee rather than being called Beelzebub or Baal cause it reminds her of the fact that she was once the main “god” of those kid sacrificing freaks who though switching to worshiping Dad would absolve them of their sins after they converted. Besides the trauma of the Solomon incident, she probably just really didn't like how she used to be back in the day when the fall was just fresh. She kinda created the monsters that would turn on her by fostering the kid mulching Baal and Moloch cult with her brother Satan and reaped what she showed with the Solomon incident. She’s not that person anymore and probably isn't a big fan of Demon nobles trying to do the stereotypical “fostering a satanic cult” thing because they’re playing with fire and just being plain cunts. If Solomon is any proof, mortal humans can be fucking vicious and dangerous when they want to be, even to Demons.
When are we gonna see the other owl Goetia Andras?
>>150628864>Canaanites revereing her as a horrific fly god who feasts on rotting food. IRL Baal-Zvuv was probably either an epithet of the West Semitic storm god Baal Haddad as a god who drove of pests, or a mockery of the title Baal-Zevul (Lord of the Heavenly Dwelling). Ezekiel mentions dung deities in reference to the Babylonian gods so this might be the Hebrews calling a local variant of Baal a pile of shit that attracts flies. The association of demons with specific sins only happened in the 1400s with John Wycliffe and Beelzebub only became Gluttony in the late 1500s. Plenty of gluttonous blood-thirsty fertility deities to go around though and I do like the Milton idea of making some pagan gods demons.
>>150629529Probably Never sadly. Couldve made a perfect dynamic with Stolas being his brother. Stolas is a fruity and bookish goetia of knowledge and magic, Andras a masculine and warrior-bond goetia of war. The main reason why he isnt around often could be cause he's put in charge by his dad Paimon to manage the affairs of War and train the legions of not just his own but all other Goetias. Being the big boss of the military arm of the Goetia seems like a pain.
>>150629487>/pol/fag anon and bonds with Beelzebub over a hatred of Jews>:Anon:"Yeah Jews just can't stop subverting socieites!" >Bee:"I know right! They did it with mine and it fucking sucked!">Anon:"They try and bring blacks in?">Bee:"Worse they stopped people from sacrificing babies! Or ritual laceration! It's like they want to deprive of us everything good.">Anon:"Uhhh.">Bee:"And the thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife shit! And then all of a sudden we have to care about fucking widows and orphans instead of letting people feed them to me and Bel!"
>>150629613Since its confirmed hellhounds can transform into a much larger feral form, that makes me wonder what Andras's relationship to his steed is. If the warwolf even is a typical Hellhound or primitive subspecies. Maybe the wolf was a personal gift and creation given to him by Beelzebub back in the old days.
>>150629684This is Vivziepop. His mount would be a hellhound dude and there'd be tons of jokes about him "riding" him, then you get like two or three episodes dedicated to the fact that they're gay and buttfucking each other.
>>150629487>>150629633>Im not antisemitic, I just have hebrew fatigue
>>150628717Maybe it's supposed to be this?
>>150629487>>150629718I bet one of the reasons Bee beefs with Mammon as of late is because Mammon loves jews (for obvious reasons) and gets into arguments with Bee about them. I mean Mammon's name is literally the ancient hebrew word for money after all. This is the "Please no politics at thanksgiving dinner" thing for the Sins whenever they meet up btw. The other five really couldnt give less of a fuck, "they're not even the same jews as the good ol' days with Moses and the J-man, they're just larpers! Stop arguing about them!" they think.
>>150629487>>150629633expanding on my previous shitty prompt >>150629061>Bee finaly gets summoned after 2000 years>the guy who summoned her is not from the tribe of judah>relief.png>but you get tricked into being his gf>oh well>discuss world events with him while playing "Friendslop" as he calls it>he hates the central banking system and the rothschilds>while you hate the jew sinners and Mammon>Fuck that fat asshole>and thats the last time you allow sinners to your parties in Gluttony>disgust.gif>maybe this isn't so bad after all
>>150629825The closest thing to ancient Jews are these guys from the Northern Kingdom and there's around a thousand of them. They do cluster closer to European and North African Jews than Palestinian Muslims but so do like, Mandaeans, Cypriots, Sardinians, Maronites, etc. They don't like Solomon so maybe theyre ok for Bee.
>>150626104I was going to draw all of the sins in the background, but I gave up.
>>150630001I mean technically no pious person should like Solomon, he's a cautionary tale about pride, ego, and lust. He was givin a literal Deus Ex Machina by Archangel Michael to stop the demon that was tormenting his people and abusrd it by enslaving all demonkind (minus Lucifer) to do his bidding. Despite being giving divine favor and grace by God, he abandons him cause some canaanite noblewoman says she'd only fuck him if he renounced God and worshiped Baal instead (ignore the fact that Baal is one of his slaves). Solomon spat in the face of God for some pussy and is probably in Hell cause he was to much of a self indulgent egoist who thought he was the smartest man in the world.
>>150630100Holy shit thanks writefag, this is great. Bee's reaction is golden. Also I like to think that if Mammon heard the news he'd do a stupid Pog face.
>>150630100KEK>>150630104Yeah that's what bothered me about some anons wanking Solomon, they clearly haven't studied the actual bible or the testament of solomon where the ring and demon summoning stuff comes from. Solomon fucked up.
>>150626104>>150630100I'm Anon... Anon Solomonid
>>150630104No they really dislike Solomon, they're the Israelites who broke off with Jereboam. >No pious person should like Solomon The Testament is non canonical but the consensus was that he was a flawed man and the good he did, song of songs, ecclesiastes, proverbs, temple outweighed the bad. He's the guy who was great for the country but whose personal life was a wreck.
>>150630168King Solomon had a harem of many foreign wives and concubines who led him to worship other gods, a direct violation of God's law. Dude was a fucking Coomer King who appeased his hoes like an idiot. So much for being the smartest man of his time lol.
>>150627535I'd go with her being a corrupted version of Nemain, Irish goddess who was the embodiment of frenzy/war. We can speculate during the rise of Christianity, she sided with lucifer in the hopes she would gain her influence back. Due to her being on the side that lost she like the others, banished to hell and was punished/corrupted into being a Goetian. Her taking the name Stella could be assumed that she either took it to forget her past and abandoned it, or she took the name as her being "reborn" so to speak. She does not know/remember her former self, the only way you would know her being Nemain is by her actions and characteristic, at least what's left of them. |>>150629633>Bee: "It didn't happen">Moxxie: "It did happen, it just wasn't six million">Both think they deserved it and it wasn't enough.
>>150630210>He's the guy who was great for the country but whose personal life was a wreck.Such many cases. Many great leaders in history had a lot of skeletons in their closet, it just that with Solomon's unique tale and association with God and Demons he comes across more scrutiny for his actions. From a simply historical lense seperate from the theological one, he lead the Ancient Kingdom of Israel to its peak of power. No other leader before or after him suprassed his greatness as a King of the House of David.
>>150630252Given her firey temperament and britishness thats a good pic to
>>150630226>So much for being the smartest man of his time lol.To be fair, he was. For a time. The root of all sin is pride.
>>150630100If Viv was a good writer, she would have revealed that the war between Heaven and Hell, was started and orchestrated by Solomon in order to regain power. He corrupted Adam, convinced some of higher hellborn such as Paimon and Abezethibou to side with him. Even has agents within some human governments. So when Solomon makes his move, Heaven, Hell and Humanity are forced to join together and go against Solomon. It'd be won via a Pyrrhic victory.
>>150630226>Coomer KingAAAAARGH!!!! IM..... SOLOMOOOOOOONING!!!
>>150625336>Imagine Bee naked, blindfolded, hanging in the air, tied hand and foot.>Her entire body is sweaty, beads of perspiration dripping from her fur.>Her tongue is out as she gasps in pain and exhaustion.>Her perfect butt is red from the whipping marks Solomon inflicted on her.>Her panting can be heard throughout the cold room, the steam from her mouth is noticeable.>In her mind, she prays to God that the liquid dripping from her legs is sweat.
>>150630488I'd make that Cain, who did that for the shits and giggles.
>>150630527Made another low effort meme cause the idea popped up in my head thanks to you
>>150630104>he abandons him cause some canaanite noblewoman says she'd only fuck him if he renounced God and worshiped Baal insteadIn reality, this was a poor attempt to save face when the Israelites (and heaven) found out he was fucking Bee. Solomon the infidel is somehow better than Solomon, demon fucker.>>150630743Kek
>>150630548>>150630743You know maybe the real reason why Solomon lost favor with God is cause even God himself couldnt tolerate the kinda debauchery Solly was putting his daughter thru. Fallen or not it was sick and perverse. God probably thought Solomon was gonna make his fallen children go through a humbling few years of slave labour that might change their perspectives on being tyrants who want to enslave humanity, not for them to get molested by a jew in his 50s.
Did Solomon circumcise the demons?
>>150631045>solomon forces the demons to circumcise themselves
>>150631045>>150631209The sick bastard probably kept their foreskins for some weird ass ritual shit didnt he?
>>150631023>>150630743>>150630527>>150630488>>150630226>>150630168>>150630104Demon claws typed these posts.>>150631045>Did Solomon circumcise the demons? Can he? Do demons have foreskins? If I recall correctly only mammals have penile sheaths so maybe he could only circumcise baphomets and hellhounds. Possibly succubi but they might have changeable genitalia if we're going full medieval monastic descriptions.
>>150631023God regrets ever telling Michael to give Solomon that ring to deal with his demon problem
>>150631243>Demon claws typed these posts.1 Kings 11
>>150631282I wonder, what became of ornias once bee was free again?Did she beat the shit of out of him or just murder him?
>>150631023>>150631282>God's reaction: Mortified, Regretful, Furious>Archangel Michael's reaction: *crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *bag rustling noises* *crunch* *crunch*
>>150631399Knowing that bastard he probably got away and has been MIA since. Ornias is probably demonkind's equivalent of a Judas like figure. A great traitor that is hated and often the name demons call each other when they want describe their foes as traitors.
>>150629049those are good ideas, but they would probably be better in a fanfic, than a visual novel, I would only change our antisocial for someone minimally related to DORKS, for example a computer scientist
>>150631399He's either been hiding out on earth for centuries evading the forces of hell, or he's in her basement.
Mm... King Bee.
>>150631987Better watch that foreskin of yours boy.
>>150632037>ForeskinHe's a weird fox/dog/wolf thing, he has a sheath
>>150632267You say that as if it would dissuade him from taking a snip off of the sheath lol.
>>150632267Well Solomon's circumcising something tonight.
>>150632037>Bro what the fuck, you're snipped? How'd they even snip a-->I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT
>>150632363*Hava Nagila playing in the background*
>>150632363Femtex's reaction to first time sex with Beeboy
>>150621405Of our sperm!
>>150632444"The jews cries out in pain as he strikes you" is a saying for a reason, anon
>>150632444Yeah it's pretty nasty, says a lot that the other groups were even worse with all the baby burning and shit.
>>150632498I bet it was Mammon who told John Harvey Kellogg to do that to cause i'd be good for buisness.
>>150632415>snip some scissors>King Bee dives under the couch
>>150632444Most west semites and east africans had cut dicks, we know this from Syrian statuary, Herodotus, heiroglyphics and polemics from the Akkadians against the Amorites and Suteans. We even have Sanchuthion saying that El told the Phoenicians to circumcise themselves. I'm pretty sure the baby thing was unique to Judaism and that in those other civilizations you got circumcised as a teen like in Africa.
loving sex with mayberry
>>150632795Its actually worse than that, they asked for the King's daughter to be the Wife of their War God and sovereign ruler. Protip, never wed your daughter to a War God.
>>150625608How discovering HILTLHH after years of scrounging AO3 for good Helluva stories feels
>>150632537Or all that stuff could have been a lie meant paint others as evil
How did we go from posting about cute anthro girls to talking about barbaric human practices?
>>150633357>people make a joke about Solomon taking demon's foreskins as trophies>person responds to shitpost about how circumcision is uniquely horrific so God don't real and pagans were good>people prove that while shitty it was actually relatively tame by comparison to the stuff neighboring cultures did and not even uniquely Jewish>anthropologyfagging>enjoy your corn flakes
I for one. rather like seeing the confusing esoteric scripture babble I could never hope to comprehend!
>>150633357That's the wonder of these threads, plus history is both fun and terrifying. Also were now in the month of Halloween. https://youtu.be/5ppu5BsqKck
How many OSHA violations do you think the King racked up over the years?
>>150630743KEK
>>150631465>Ornias is probably demonkind's equivalent of a Judas like figureOr a loki
>>150634899I'm sure they're the same person, they both have shit-eating faces.
>>150634436None cause demons don't have rights
>>150633085Iirc other sources corroborate it.
>>150636304>sources say>studies show>experts agree
>>150621405She doesn't look like this
>>150636371If you're gonna dismiss it all as bullshit because "i dun like it!" then that's on you
>>150633357>>150633417The aztec stuff was interesting if fucked up and I didn't know about the widow burning. Every now and then these threads have some weird little fun facts in them. >>150633085Moloch worshipping hands typed this post.
My favorite crack ship is LoonoXHarem consisting of Lute and Mayberry. Mayberry is the free use slave in the relationship and Lute is Loono's wife.
>>150632767She COULD have settled down with a nice sinner dude if Viv didn't rewrite her whole personality for a cheap joke and a flag quota.
>>150638020>nice sinner dudethats an oxymoron anon, 99% of sinners are pieces of shit
whats the best human octavia design you have seen so far?
>>150638134She should have gotten with one from the 1%.
>>150638394>still asking stupid questions about Octavia>still hasn't watched a single second of the show>nor even knows what Octavia sounds likeI would dub you the biggest retard in these threads... if two others hadn't admitted that they, too, haven't even watched the show, and are only here for the autism.This is legitimately MLP all over again.
>>150621405... of my sperm.
>>150639047Wut?
>>150639290Back when it was popular, MLP: FIM would attract a lot of critters who were fans of the fandom, but knew next to nothing about the show itself. All they wanted to do was take part in the discussion and 'fit in,' as they couldn't do it elsewhere.
>Octavia as SadakoNeat
>>150639047I actually know what she sounds like, i watched a few scenes and some "why stolas is actually shitty dad" vids
>>150639773Fair enough. That's more than what others have done, I'm sure.>>150639611Am I the only one unimpressed by the Halloween merch this year? Bee as a xenomorph is rather amusing (and horrifying), but you can tell they're running out of ideas.
Hey guys, it’s Ficanon. I’m back temporarily, and my situation has yet to be resolved.Please regard this poll (it’s very important).https://strawpoll.com/w4nWW9P3lnA
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>>150639972KEKK
>>150639972Here's hoping you update soon, otherwise our Loonafags are going to die from withdrawal...Actually, that might be a good thing.
>gather all of the dragon balls>you get three wishes>i wish stolas to be female>done>i wish her to be 20 years old>done>and she has to go on a date with me
>>150640099>>and she has to go on a date with me>20 yo femstolas goes on a date with you>she hates your guts, she knows you are the one responsible for her current predicament>as soon as the date is over she punches you in the teeth and runs off to find shitzo, hoping he will still want her
>>150639869I have enough shirts and hoodies at this point and don't really have a place for the postersIf they had a standee or pin I might have gone for it but I agree, they feel phoned in
>>150640160>stolas suddenly turns into a hot owl milf>and then into an owl bimbo>transported to a human dude>he cute>they go on a date and end up in a hotel room>fuck each other silly all night>octavia gets a little brother next year
>>150640343>and then Anon wakes up in the restaurant missing teeth
>anon, come here and give your step-mother a hug>remember, you're coming in me tonight>you mean i'm coming with you?>i know what i said
>literally kills herself over her own husband cheating on her>”sorry chuds, she was a lesbian all along!”what
>>150640775genuinely one of the most confusing twists I've ever seen
>>150640775>>150640806Something something the opposite of love isn't hate but apathy or whatever.
>>150640775>>150640806>She is trying to gaslight herself and everyone else into thinking she was actually lesbian all along because this last relationship was so traumatic that she can't even imagine ever being close to another man.Finally, good lesbian representation.
What if FemStolas was black?
>>150640850Nah. Doesn't work.
>>150640865The hair on that femlas doesn't work either for that matter, they kept it too similar to stolas and it just makes her look like she has a bedhead.
>>150640850She looks Indian not black.
>>150640915I disagree. I think it makes her look like a kooky little wine aunt.
>>150640990Do you think Hell is also plagued by Indian scam calls
>>150640990Kek that's what happens when you only darken the skin and don't redraw the face>>150641005In hell indians are turned into cleaning supplies
>>150640997I don't like it because it makes me think of Rick Sanchez
>>150641005>Do you think Hell is also plagued by Indian scam calls I thought the consensus was that bad Indians went to Hindu Hell and got turned into cleaning supplies>>150640865>>150640915Imagine BOTF Stolas but a girl and Bi
>>150640775If you stretch if a little you can say she killed herself because of the guilt of murdering her husband in front of her students.But WHY the hell would she get together with the woman who fucked her husband and she tried to kill?
>>150641110>But WHY the hell would she get together with the woman who fucked her husband and she tried to kill?Don't rationalize it; just clap at the jingling keys and pretty colors. That's all Viv expects you to do.
>>150639972Anon is going to be channeling his inner Andras it seems.
>>150639869Man, this years halloween merch SUCKS It's not pornable at all!
>>150641035Hey, if that's what you're into, I won't judge.
>>150641184Cosplaying horror icons is low hanging fruit. Even Verosika looks fucking bland.
>>150641166He also needs to be naked while ridding Loona and carrying a big sword to Andrasmaxx
>>150641186I'm not that's why it turns me off
>>150641268I know.
>>150641315Realistically how could you implant yourself into the disaster dyke relationship of these two hags and make it semi functional? If they're anything like their male counterparts then they're both bisexual (to varying degrees).
>>150641371You don't stick your dick in crazy.
>>150641371Realistically you don't, because it wouldn't be worth it. Now if you're insane or so very, very desperate I imagine you'd have to wrangle the crap out of the two of them and then pray to Satan that both are comfortable with a FFM threesome. By which point you've got to be able make Stolas and Blitza feel better than they can make each other feel.
>>150641396This is vivzie Hell buddy boy, most folks are varrying degrees of sick in the head. Plus who says im not crazy either? I just control it better.
>>150641425Honestly I just think if you act like a nice person and arent a dick, eventually Blitz will try to rope you into a threesome. He (or well she in this au example) really seems to want to fuck any adult that isnt a relative that she has a decent relationship with. I mean look at how much she wanted to get involved with M&M's relationship and make it a threesome. Stolas doesnt seem that much of a tough nut either despite the hardcore blitz simping.
Do you think Anon would do the same thing to Loona that Solomon did to Bee?
>hate Stolas and Blitzo>wanna fuck them as womenYou guys are just tsunderes
>>150641546Absolutely not.>>150641565Don't look at me. I wanna fuck Fem!Striker.
>>150641546Anon isn't a creepy old jew so no.
>>150641565I don't want to fuck them as women. I want to fuck hell corrupted Lute.
>>150641546Depends, is Anon gonna go "Rey Palpatine" mode and reveal he's a direct descendant of Solomon? Even then Anon at his worst doesnt even remotely give off the vibe of "enslave, dominate, and fuck demon women" desu. He's racist but he's not a Spanish Conquistador tier racist
>>150639972Also a commission was completed. Credit to Lorificarts on Twitter.
Fun Fact, the jewish name we often use as a slur Shlomo is just a variation of Solomon's name. Do with that info what you will anons.
>>150641644Fucking nice. Another one for the collection
>>150641644Honestly this makes me wonder if back in the mortal world if Anon and Inco got into some Mordecai and Rigby tier tomfoolery when they were in college.
>>150641644Oh that's awesome. They did a great job.
>>150641660>King ShlomoDo shitposts imitate life or does life imitate shitposts?
>>150641763Humanity has been shitposting before the computer was invented since we became sentient. The computer just brought shitposters together. If Solomon was alive today he'd be the biggest /x/-fag ever and lecture anons on how they are wrong or stupid on their paranormal takes. And then the dude would probably get constantly made fun of once he accidentally admits he's jewish and get called King Shlomo the Unwise.
>>150641828The idea of the actual King Solomon trying to lecture and educate anons on how to legitimately summon and seal demons, only to be brushed off and made fun of cause he's a jew is such a perfect summary of 4chan antics lol.
>>150641565>normal anon in R63 vivzie hell>meets blitza>they instantly hate eachother>constantly trying to one up one another in creative insults>solas is starting to get a bit worried/jealous
>>150641828>>150641880>Eventually some anons make a crude basedjack depiction of him holding out a phone showing the Star of David>filename kingsoylomon.jpg>Now they just spam that whenever he trys to lecture /x/ anons on anything.Its the least he deserves for what he did almost 3000 years ago. A wise king having his intelligence mocked by a buncha terminally online anons must be pretty humbling.
>blitza and anon share a drink>then two>then more>next thing he knows, he is waking up in bed>with her next to him>runs out of her home and rushes back to his place where he starts showering like a madman, trying to scrub the truth out of it>finishes, walks out of the shower, then he hears the door to his house getting busted in>”WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!”>oh shit>its loono
>>150642186Loono is probably mad cause even tho Blitza has probably fucked around with a lot of people, Anon is a friend and him fucking his mom is a major violation of the bro code.
>>150642414you know, now that you mention it, i think this would be a lot more fitting for solas and octavianloono probably wouldnt care *too much* that you shagged his adoptive mom. Octavian, on the other hand, would feel betrayed and be furious about it
>>150642489Yeah, cause his mom already ruined their family life fucking one dirtbag, so Anon doing the same is in really bad taste.
>>150641371>>150642186>>150642489Worst case scenario is both of them finding out Anon fucked both their mothers in a Threesome
>>150642553im not saying i would take the opportunity, but i would def let him know his mom is hot as hellrepeatedlypretty much just remind him every 20 minutes or so
>>150642799>I wanna fuck your Mom, Tav.>Oh really?!
>Solas:Octavian, I'd like to meet your new stepfather!>holds up a bound, gagged, and struggling Agent One who is at most 10 years older than Octavian>forcibly shoved into a shirt that reads "I'm not the step dad. Im the dad who stepped up ">Solas:Now you don't have to call him dad but I'd like it if you could try and treat him like family."
>>150642489>shagged his adoptive mom>Shagged'Ello Guvanah! Postin on 4chan you are!
>>150641644
>>150643105>”ANON, YOU DAFT CUNT, DID YOU SHAG ME MUM?!?””...Maybe”
>>150641644Looks good!
>>150627612Inco is more likely to get with Valerie if anyone.>visit brothel to blow off steam>hellhound whore mistakes you for best friend>shenanigans ensue
>>150643226>>hellhound whore mistakes you for best friendanon is literally green
>>150632767This look man.
>>150643298uhhhhhhhhhhhh just say he's under a green lightyeahthats works rightor she's colorblind
>>150643298And dogs are colorblind
>>150643386hellhounds verifiably aren't thoughever
>>150641019i'm glad I kept this image.
>>150643462I don't remember if it's different in the fic but she can't read the grimoire under red light in Truth Seekers.
>>150643462>>150643613I like to think that Hellhounds have varying degrees of color problems when it comes to their vision. Some are luckier than others. Ironic given that their creator is the most colorful bitch around.
>>150643613I'm not sure even I could read red text under red light, especially if it was strobing on and off. Plus wouldn't she not be able to read it at all because it'd look like yellow text on yellowish paper? Or just mix up red and yellow all the time? And we know she has too much style to do that judging by her wardrobe.
>>150643790>"Loona cut the red wire! Not the yellow one!"
>>150639972DOG RIIIDER!!!
>>150643790>this is how Loona sees Shitzo
>>150643973piss imp
>>150643919Lonna and Anon taking a bath together
>>150644031>Pisszo
>>150621405What happened to Stolasfag? Did he die?
>>150644107I remember like a year ago he was talking about something along the lines of losing his home or something. Dunno if he was talking bs for sympathy points or not. Maybe he's gone silent since HILTLHH chads took over
>>150644149>>150644107I think he’s been harassing TADC threads simping for Jax the way he did Stolas. At least I think it’s him. That, or it’s someone very good at pretending to be him.
>sniffs you
>>150643919Incredible.
>>150644484>you got wacdonalds without me?
>>150644484Fatty needs a diet.
>>150644631>she licks the leftover grease from your face
>>150644857>licks your asshole clean when you forget to wipe
>>150644484
>>150644888www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJoXxGBT1Z4
>>150644857>Buchukisu tag art be like
>>150640850Hell Yeah!! I mean, how wonderful.>>150640990It's colonizing, then. >>150641590A man of culture.>>150643371We need a Strika version.>>150643492Kek, stealing this one.
Look at this cool transformer-esque robot Striker I found. He's turns into a M1126 Striker.Sauce for those curioushttps://www.deviantart.com/hudento2004/art/M1126-Striker-1214192606
>>150645477>I turned myself into a transformer Moxxie! I'm transformer Striker!
>>150645477NO STRIKER
>>150645558Who would be Sentinel in this situation?
>>150645477>>150645558>Andre gets executed by StrikerKWAB
Do you guys think you could actually get along with either of these 2?They are pretty abrasive in terms of personality
>>150646009Not really. I'm not a particularly social guy to begin with. Making light small talk would be about the only thing I could manage.
>>150646009What's abrasive about Octavia? She's dry and snarky but means well. Just needs a few hugs and someone who shares her interests.Loona, on the other hand? I don't see us synergizing much. She's incredibly unpleasant, and I can't stand people who piss around on their phones all day.
>>150646068>What's abrasive about Octavia?Teenage angst mostly, she is withdrawn and would be a bit harder to get her to open herself to you, theres also the matter of *how* you got to know her, cause if you are her dad's apprentice, better be sure that she's gonna loathe you at the start
>>150646009Octavia is just a plain ol angsty teenager with a complicated home life that just so happens to be a 7ft tall owl demon. I feel like if you were just nice and not a gross creep she'd be easy to get along with. Just dont make fun of her weird hobbies like taxidermy. Lonna is def more difficult due to her anger issues and being a very proactive and rude bitch at times. Honestly mimicking how Anon navigates his relationship with Loona would be the best plan, even if you might bet beaten up a few times
I prefer Loona but I wouldn't turn down Sallie Mae provided I'm topping.Is that bad?
>>150646188>Lonna?>Lonna.>...>LONNAAAAAAAAAAAA>WHAT?!
>>150646265>Hi
>>150646009In terms of becoming the partner of any of them or BFF that sing happy songs together and have brunch on Sundays?NoIn terms of bantering, teasing and bullying them while getting teased and bullied too while we barely tolerate each other but can share a few good laughs and can have some ride or die moments where each of us suspects treason from the others? YesWe'll be the best, flawed, awful, totally uncomfortable and poorly matched friends.Absolutely.
>>150621879>>150641644You know I just realized something. Loona's name is obviously based on the word Luna, the Latin name for the Moon and the Roman Moon Goddess. Anon has fire on his eyebrows and when his head fully combusts his head looks like a hot ball of fire, kinda like the Sun. Im most mythology the Sun and Moon (or whatever dieties represent them) are always married, with the Sun being masculine and the Moon being feminine...
>>150646359>Anon, Octavia and Loona.>As Michael, Franklin and Trevor>O: Your therapist has a lot to answer for.>A: Yes I know, I still hate myself, but Hey! Now I got the words for it.>L: Yeah but I hate you AND I know the words for it, so that means I can skip therapy?>O: Look guys... both of you... make me terrified of that middle age, I gotta go.>A: You are right to be afraid Via! Be very afraid Via!
>>150646454I think you are looking too deep into this, but i will admit thats a funny coincidence
>>150646454That's what we call a happy accident.
>>150646584Is GTA V worth getting? Seems to be on sale right now
>>150646587Yeah I wasnt saying it as if I unlocked some deep da vinchi code in Ficanon's writing, but it is a cute and intresting connection. It just is fitting that Loona's bf is a fire elemental (tho thats pretty a generous thing to call Anon)
>>150646584>The Trevor and Michael dynamic but they want to fuck each otherOh boy
>>150646009Maybe Octavia I think we'd find common ground with astronomy, wanderlust and music. I know I would not get along well with Loona.>>150646611NTA but No not really, it's overrated.
>>150646966I wonder if octavia would be into scifi and other hypothetical space stuff besides just star gazing, i mean, what would she think about aliens? Does she believe in aliens? Would they even be all that big of a deal in a universe full of colorful and diverse characters like the vivzie afterlife?In any case, id love to introduce her to stellaris
>>150646649>They both start to make out the moment Octavia is away.>Only finish when sun is already setting.>"Tell you one thing Loo, I am getting too old for this nonsense">Loona thinks that's just Anon's complaining again.>But then he drops to one knee.>And pulls out a small box>And there is a ring in there.
>>150647069>Loona starts to freak out as the camera slowly tips up.>We don't see her answer as it leaves them out of the frame, focusing on the sunset on the horizon.https://youtu.be/Eu3SdvNmBQY?si=Jt5wL0k-WYO4i1EG>Starts playing>Credits.
>>150647035She might not even know scifi or space opera is a thing. I mean, how much of that can be made in hell considering the cosmology down there?
>>150647210>how much of that can be made in hell considering the cosmology down there?Anon, those would probably be EVERYWHERE, because there is no copyright in hell for things up top, so people get first dibs on replicating shit from the living world and selling itYou think people won't rip off star trek or dr who or star wars?
>>150647035She would probably like Sci-Fic. She might like Sci-Fi generally. I can see her liking some Sci-Fi horror like John Carpenter's The Thing but mostly enjoy some of the classic stuff like War of the Worlds. https://youtu.be/Zirz-BSLeCohttps://youtu.be/_C9JbK7slrk>In any case, id love to introduce her to stellarisWe have discussed this before, she would enjoy Stellaris.
>>150646584>>150647069>>150647171>GTA: Ring of Pride>Entire Ring of Pride explorable, including Pentagram City, Imp City, etc.>Game starts in a prologue where Anon is a freshly fallen sinner trying to make ends meet>Befriends Loona and gets a job at IMP, and then later befriends Octavia>A decade after the prologue, Anon and Loona are now grizzled vets at their jobs and Anon is borderline Overlord tier when it comes to power (tho has not taken a single soul of a fellow sinner himself cause he still has morals)>Octavia has fully taken the reigns as Stolas’s successor, tho her Mom and Uncle are still annoying mooches that try to earn her favor> All three are playable with their own story arcs and missions, though many of them often intertwine with each otherI dunno what exactly the three would be doing as an endgame goal, yall can help me figure that out. Oh and also Inco would be a Lamar-like friend to Anon lol
>>150647313I was going to argue they'd barely now what the heavens are since they don't have them but sinners probably brought/bring in a LOT of culture which is why hellborn even have culture that runs parallel to ours.
>>150647347>Hey wassup can a fellow shitposter come up in yo crib?>Man fuck you I'll see you on the catalog.>Fag don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful fag maybe if you got rid of those yee yee ass eyebrows you got you'd get some bitches on yo dick. Oh, better yet maybe Loona would call yo gay ass if she ever stops fuckin with that Vortex or whatever she fuckin with. ~Faggot.
>>150647365Hellborn culture does seem to be a bit behind the times at places, though, but a lot of that could probably be chalked down to vivzie loving the 1950's and victorian era aestheticsBut really, if viv had put any real thought into it, she would have hell be a melding of the various dominant cultures from across the world, instead of it just being full americanWheres the asians, the indians, the africans, the middle easterners etc?You telling me these people wouldnt band together with those like them and would just assimilate into the shapeless blob of eye vomit that are the vivzie sinners?Shit man, in what world does it make sense for hell to be run by a pimp, an influencer and a tech junkie?Where are the warlords, the cult leaders, the generals, the kings and emperors?And why the fuck are all the overlords americansThis show is just more proof of the average american's main character syndrome, the world is more than just the US
>>150647562Only Americans go to HellAmerica is Babylon the Great, Mother of Harlots and Abomination of the Earth
>>150647562>Where are the warlords, the cult leaders, the generals, the kings and emperors?Dead from exterminations or at their victim's hands which doesn't make sense because in the former's case said warlords and the like have way better odds of surviving and amassing power than said pimps, influencers and junkies and in the latter case they would also be protected by their fallen allies. Really it's just plain dumb.
>>150638020I'm trapped between comming a model of her or two models of different characters.
>>150647673Like her Human form and Sinner form?
What do you think she'd think of werewolves if you got her to watch The Howling with you?
>>150648013Shed probably think they're hot, but in a scary way, like how women get wet at the thought of a caveman having his way with them
This is what Loona's gonna look like in her 30s btw
Us demons are sinners lole
>Anon and Loona had their first kiss>it was when Loona was disguisedRuined.
>>150648045Kek seems legit.
>>150648386They got an akward true form snoot kiss in the next chapter, no biggie
>>150648327Not fat enough.
>>150648327Not skinny enough.
>>150648327Perfect
>>150648548What is going on in that picture?
>>150648548Anon, what the hell?
Why do /hhg/fags have such shit taste?Is it because they are all a bunch of unironic degenerates?
>>150648667Let's not start shit between threads
>>150648667They're in /trash/ for a reason.
See this impsucc hybrid on the right? Would.
>>150648667/hhg/ has lost its luster YEARS ago. During the first two years back when Vivzie released the pilot for Hazbin it was quite the fun General. Lots of discussion, ideas, and fanon was established. Lots of fun greetext ides and so on. But as Helluva Boss got more and more episodes and Hazbin finally released, its decayed a lot and is mainly just a gooner general full of shipping wars. Sad to see.
>>150648828It's probably best not to bother them
>>150648828>its decayed a lot and is mainly just a gooner generalYeah, i can tell...To be honest, someone in there drew that pic of nymo with stella, so i thought if i keep shilling him we might get some more art, but its unlikely to happen
>>150648667/hhg/ is a shell of it's former self. Constant thread infighting ended up driving off all the drawfags, along with the few green writers. It got so shitty that the thread ended up balkanizing into /deer/ along with another general that didn't last too long for heavenly men. Most of the old thread regulars still hang out in the HHG cy.tube. Like >>150648698 said, they're in /trash/ for a reason.
I really don't think talking about them like this is a good idea
>>150648922>He is afraid of some /trash/ goblinsDont worry anon, its not like they can post porn here
>>150648667>fankids were fun because it was taking traits from two characters you liked and mashing them together>nymo is just stella and some random dude>does he have anything weird that could be interesting>no>people dont like itWhat were you expecting?
>>150648880I for one am glad of Vivzieslop's ascendency into /co/ and leving /trash/ behind for the most part. I was always more intrested in casual discussion shit, as well as making fun stories about the characters, be they friendships, romance, or rivalries. Plus we get a lot of fun and cool drawfags. Shit like "How I Learned to Love Hell(hounds)" and "We Are At The Base Of The Fire" being brainchilds born here are proof that we are eating good fan content-wise
>>150648952>>does he have anything weird that could be interesting>>noExcept that he does, he's a christian demon, like hellboy but without the violence
>>150648880>It got so shitty that the thread ended up balkanizing into /deer/ along with another generalThat's right around the time when I stopped lurking in those threads. The Threads were filled with Diaper fetish and other Fetish Faggots. It was not a fun time.As >>150648828 said, It's gooner general.
>>150648931Stinkmeaner Sweep. That reminds me, while browsing the sea of slop that is Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fanfics on AO3 for something intresting till HILTLHH updates, I stumbled about a fic in process were Charlie is an Uncle Ruckus like figure who is extremely racist to Hellborn and is a proud self-identifiying sinner.
>>150648964Boring
>>150648987So basically that one idea of Charlie secretly being a leader of a group of Sinner/Human supremacist.The idea of Charlie being a George-Lincoln Rockwell type is funny.
This is a self-insert oc someone commissions fucking Kim Possible 20 times.
>>150648667Quints of truth.
>>150649031its one two chapters and there is this funny dynamic where Lucifer is really racist towards humans and sinners (which frankly makes sense cause biblical lucifer hates humanity) but her daughter is the exact opposite. The fanfic is called Aunty Charlie's Hotel btw and here is a link if you're curious https://archive.transformativeworks.org/works/69029636/chapters/178864716
>>150648987Theres one fun samurai jack X vivzieverse fic that has over 200.000 words and its still not finished, but it seems to be on hiatus Definitely worth a read thoughhttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/14390407/1/A-Samurai-in-Hell
>>150649110Does Jack get freak with Loona in wolf form or is it a fic that plays it straight and doesnt partake shipping?
>>150649077I gave it a quick look, but damn it I expected this and it still made me chuckle.
>>150649123There is no outright "shipping", but they do get a bit closeIts more platonic friendship than anything though, jack is solely focused on his quest to return home and slay aku
>>150649136Based. Even if the the idea of Jack getting together with Loona is pretty hot/cute, it seems pretty OOC for a no nonsense hero like Jack.
>>150649077>>150649130Also its kinda funny that this is one of the few fics that has Mammon bag both Leviathan and Belphagor and gives the finger to the fat bastard aussie being asexual.
>>150649144Yeah, dont worry about it, i feel like the author writes jack pretty well, actuallyThere are a few chapters where he literally rips off the show and just changes some characters into demons, but those are only the jack based ones, the ones based on HH/HB are pretty kino
>>150649167Nothing wrong with directly ripping scenes from the show as long as the writer is creative with it. Helps ground to character close to canon and is a bit of fan service to longtime fans.
>>150649157>Vivzie makes Mammon supposedly be Asexual>Surrounds himself with babes on his spiderweb in his debut episode>Flirts with Leviathan at the Trial, who is like his sister>Is a misogynistMammon is a staright man but since Vivz has a queer quota to fill she just slapped asexuallity onto him despite him not even acting like one at all. Honestly its the most insulting to actual ace people than anything else. Yeah this big fat green bastard is totally asexual lol
>>150648880>Constant thread infighting ended up driving off all the drawfags>a samefagging troll is attempting to do just that right now in the current hhg thread
>>150648964Nymo is neat.
>>150649110I tuned out around the time they had Jack virtue signal as an ally to fags.
>>150649011Considering what you find interesting boring is a compliment
>>150649195The orientations were clearly afterthoughts, Andre acting really weird around Stella despite being "gay" is another example.
>mfw dreamt that Stolas was my mathematics teacher for some reason.>He has a breakdown about his marriage in the middle of a lesson before apologising and recomposing himself.>mfw
>>150650986That actually sounds pretty in character for that theater kid fag lmao
They’re catching up!
>>150652203third option: the purest form of love
i wish there were more anon X octavia pictures
>>150652203>"So yeah. What do you think?">"Well it's... uh, pretty? I guess?">"Wait, you LIKE this shit?">"The fuck? No, that's not--I meant--">Loona snickers>"What is the right answer here."
>>150652377>>"What is the right answer here."”Loona...you are fucking MAJESTIC”>she cant help but blush
>>150652377Anon will get freaky with Loona at least once in each of her forms, mark my words.
do we have any official ages for the cast?we know octavia is 17, but what about the rest?
>>150652419Nah, Anon's not a dogfucker. >tell her she's pretty and Loona will give him shit>don't tell her she's pretty and Loona will think he's calling her uglyThe answer is there is no right answer.>>150652454Loona is twenty two.
I had a bizarre and silly idea suddenly manifest in my head were Anon is an Elmer Fudd like figure hunting hellborn (and being very bad at it), and Lonna is his Bugs Bunny >"Shhhhh! Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting Woonas. Hahahaha">*cut to Loona eating some wackdonalds or something*>"Eh. Whats up dickhead?"
>>150652568>Anon and Blitz are tearing down posters“Soot rat season!”“Prisoner season!”
>>150652568Does this mean Octavia's the Daffy? She's got a funny accented voice voice after all. Instead of a lisp its just that she's Bri'ish
>>150652568Well it isnt that bizarre given Elmer's a satanist
>>150652568>anon is an amateur cryptozoologist>ends up on IMPs trail after noticing a pattern in some of their victims deaths>realizes its the work of the same entity/group of entities>somehow catches a glimpse of loona on one of his hidden cameras >digs deeper into the occult and esoteric>he tries to see her in person, but is always too late. By the time he arrives at the scene, shes already gone>finally manages to catch up to her and the gang, only to find them being held prisoners by DHORKS who managed to set up a ritual>anon tries to get a closer look, only to completely fuck up the runes/symbols, releasing them>runs away as all hell breaks loose>loona leaps onto him out of instinct, but she realizes hes not an agent and decides to spare him
>>150652651I bet Anon calls them by whatever asspull scientific names he's come up with for their species are like "Canis Infernus" or "Ignis Bufo" and he turns out to be spot on.
>>150652651>cryptozoologistYou know this just makes me picture Anon and Loona watching some of those cryptid vids on youtube to pass the time.>"Holy shit, I think that's me.">"Is it? Can't be.">"It fucking is! Look, those are my ears!">"Holy shit."
>>150652728I bet Loona gets jealous when Anon finds the female Wendigo on the clickbait thumbnail for one of those vids hot.
>>150650306He's like a cleric who got railroaded into becoming a warlock.
>>150625586>Chapter 2 ends in a divorce >Jiz is trying to shoehorn in that buff Moxie from the stand alone pics>Everyone that read this just wanted it to end in a threesome Fell off hard, what was even the point of the Millie and Loona sex if they weren't going to get called out on it.
Does the heart behind her say Fuck Off or Fuck Me?
>>150653194i think ”off”, the letter is a bit too to the right, if it was ”me” it would be off center
>>150653194I think it says 'Fuck off.'>"The marriage is off!">"See ya.">"FUCK off!">"Ok, I'll try."
>>150653276>stella is still seething at stolas, so much that hating him has become part of her very personality>stolas, on the other hand, couldnt care less about his ex wife, hes just glad to be done with her, he doesnt give a damn whether she lives or diesyou know what they say, the opposite of love isnt hate, but apathyi think poor stella does still hold some love for the faggot, he was her first man, after all, but any love she may of have had is burried underneath layers of resentment and bitterness
Loona looks like she fucks human men.Octavia and Stella don't.
>>150653349>Octavia and Stella don't.i beg to differ
>>150653210>>150653276 Sad. Both would suit her though for a Valentines message
>>150652203
>>150653316Now I wanna see Senator Stella doing this pose
What would angel stella look like?
Nymo taking Stella and Octavia out on halloween without their disguises on and the two of them win a costume contest and a prize!
>>150654869Classic.
>you hear someone knocking at your door>you look through the peeping hole and see pic relatedwhat do you do?
>>150657006>No wolfgirl to have live in my shithole russian house and play video games withBlyat...
>>150657018What about the tiny red rat thing thats with her, what do you do with it?
>>150657018>Human Loona.>Weird imp behind her with a weird flint gun.I will take out my gun and shot the door, hopefully killing both.That assuming I don't know who Loona and shitzo is.If I do... I will do the same, because at this point I know they will try to kill me anyways because shitzo is a asshole like that. (Unless you are gay, and you have your gay lover with you, and it is Christmas, and the spawn of your "evil" ex-wife is with you.)
>>150647705well that or Yi and Heng from Nine Solsstill on the fence for either set, considering it might cost upwards of $800
Mayberry needs more love.
I had a dream where BotF updated and then I woke upIt's over...
>the autists can barely survive a week-long draught
Hey Base of the Fire author if you're here, what was the book you based the magic system on again? I could swear I wrote it down but I don't have it anywhere for some reason.
>>150657778it reminds me of a guy here that got completely obsessed with this one drawing a guy made of loona as batman
>>150657834Nah they're not nearly that bad.
>>150657778Whoops... meant to type 'drought.'>>150657834Oh, Bathound? It might even be the same guy. Wouldn't surprise me. Regardless, this fuck is always posting about how he craves this and that, as if he hasn't been catered to for months now. If Loona is legit all he has to keep his life satisfactory, then I pity him.
>>150657889Base of the fire is barely even about Loona lmao
>>150657428She does, Viv did her extremely dirty.
>>150657925You're missing the point, my neurologically-stunted friend. Be happy you're even getting food in your bowl.
>>150657829>Stella has the entire paladin press library in hardcover and paperbackJust another reason to love her.
>>150656123>Oaky babe, but only if you do that thing that I like. You know, with your tongue.
>>150657962Which anon do you even think I am exactly?
>>150656810that's one skinny ass neck
Making batches of fresh bread with Stella and Octavia!>How every anon would look If they made bread
>>150658141I bet they peck at it. Should I throw them bread crumbs?
What costume does Anon wear when he and Loona go out for Halloween?
>>150658511Loona and Anon as Scooby and Shaggy.
>>150657428Indeed.>>150657972One of many reasons. >>150658204Maybe Goetian babies do.>>150653349>Octavia and Stella don'tEither Bait or newfag.
>>150658545
>>150658511I bet they decide their costumes based off dares or lost bets.
>>150621405>She killed billions.Amateur
>>150658511I loved that old idea of Bee throwing parties at Anon's house for Halloween. Was sweet...
>>150658545>Scooby and Shaggy dynamic except its /hmofa/I hate that that sounds pretty hot.
>>150658785Oh yeah and he takes her and all the hungover hounds to Denny's?
>>150658822Yeah, that one! It was really nice...
>>150658794Loona is as gluttonous as Scoob, but she isnt a scardy cat (except with needles) so its only semi-fitting.
>>150658545>would you do it for a loony snack?
Thanks to a friend, I’ve temporarily resolved the situation, and was able to get this new HILTLH(H) chapter out.https://archiveofourown DOT org/works/65989972/chapters/186791406Now for the bad news: I will be completely absent for two weeks. Perhaps longer. Sorry, everyone.
>>150659036This'll be fun to read when I'm sober, very nice. No idea how you put chapters out so fast while maintaining quality.
>>150659036Yes! You are a writing machine ficanon, you're to good for us.
>>150659036>>150659066Fuck it I'm reading it now.>shitty and expressing my feelings'At' not 'and'>mulled aboutIs mulled correct here? Shouldn't that be milled about? I could be wrong. >Without a second thought, I answered.”You added an errant quotation. >Money was what he only cared about, so how betterNot a typo but feels a little awkwardly phrased imo>a little tip toMaybe use 'about', not 'to'.>Pizza deliveryAdded an extra space. Excellent as always. Of course things with Loona get rocky as soon as the ship gets out to sea. I have a feeling it's not gonna mend until he knows precisely WHY Inco got a hit put on him. I don't think it'll absolve him of guilt but maybe he'll blame Loona less... I also have a feeling Anon really did commit suicide as it's unlikely I.M.P. hit them both.... unless Inco put the hit out, but I have a feeling Loona would recognize him as a sinner if he was a former client.
>>150659036AAAAAA I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY
>>150659444Fixed, and nice tripsLegit may consider contacting you for beta reading. It seems my current beta reader isn’t catching this sort of stuff.
>>150659630Flattering but I would have to think about that. All I'm doing is catching the few things your beta reader missed after all and I don't know if I could take on his duties in addition to that. Also you still have two spaces in the phrase "Pizza Delivery".
>>150659036Welp. This chapter confirms that Anon and Inco are set in course for a classic "BFFs turned Enemies" tragedy. I can already see Crimson and Stirker sicking Inco on IMP. They'd probably even tell Inco that IMP were the ones who killed him to gas him up and make him feel less guilty for attacking his ex-friend and co. I mean Anon even flat out says it there's no way for him and Inco to make amends given what he's learned.
>>150660047You know, if inco ended up getting killed by IMP after his ex gf sicked them on him, what did anon in?Was he collateral? Did he actually hang himself(doubtful)?Also, whats the time frame, because incos gf would need st least a week or a few to get her bearings, find a job and make enough cash to hire IMP, it couldnt have been instant
>>150660122I'm going to assume Anon's death was a good while after Inco's (maybe a few months, maybe a few years). The falling out between both friends, Inco's death, and the dude snitching on Anon's tax and income fraud is all what fucked over Anon's college ambitions. After that is when I bet Anon went into full depressive neet shitposter mode, and it's around then that he died. I really do think that Anon offing himself either by handgun or nose is a red herring to the true nature of his death, if IMP was involved somehow or not is the big question. Cause Anon took the news of Inco being a hit pretty well (as in it didn't ruin or cause a big divide with him and Loona) and he calmed himself. Like he said with the dark path Inco was going down it might've been for the best, he was a murderer, bff or not. But if it's also revealed he himself died due to IMP shenanigans, then well that's def going to be the big dramatic outburst that puts a big hole in Anon's relationship with Loona and Co. But maybe whatever killed him is even worse than IMP doing it. Its all still very mysterious.
>>150657829Picatrix and Agrippa's Three Books of Occult Philosophy. Summa Sacrae Magica is also a good fit and I think it has a Stephen Skinner translation out now.
>>150640850I would 2022 her.
>>150660572That was it, thank you!
New thicctavia just dropped, i knew theres a reason i still go to /hhg/
>>150660675Nice
>>150660675Astrozone's Octavia... suprised she isnt extra large
>>150621717yes.
>>150660757He has his moments of clarity in which he draws kino
I want to feed Octavia a carolina reaper.
>>150660829You misunderstand the tone of my comment dear anon his skinny and fat tia art is all kino to me
I want to feed Octavia a Mississippi Queen.
>>150660849>>150660875Gentlemen, it matters not what she is fed... As long as she is well fed
>>150660047>>150660122>>150660269I just hope what I have planned will be interesting enough.
>>150660915Feed this, feed that, how about you feed your bank account you broke ass niggaaaaa
>>150660859>>150660915Back! Back to the deepest depths of Gluttony with you... you insatiable beast in human flesh!
>>150660969>Pierce Brosnan keeps attempting to fatten Bee>try as he might, the calories burn away harmlessly in her lava lamp>he does not know that he is in hell for a reason and this is his punishment
>>150659036Excellent timing for me to get caught up just as you posted this. This has been one of the best Helluva fanfics I've read yet and I'm always reading them, trying to find the good stuff. Good pacing and characters read exactly how I'd expect. Well done on making easily the best Loona ship fics I've come across yet. >>150660859A man of taste, I see.
>Anon googles heat cycle of hellhounds>door gets kicked open>Loona>“Get off that thread Anon, and come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth. I’m feeling romantical.”
>>150660969>Then bee comes to horror as it is found Brosnan has another fetish>He can't make her fat>But by god, he can make her BRAP
>>150660969>>150660990You may still be able to restrain me now Queen Beelzebub, but one day the oxymoronic charade you dare call “Gluttony” will break when faced with true hunger. No Woman… not even those in Heaven will be spared.
>>150660969>>150661050I like the idea that Brosan is basically the Gluttony ring's version of a great and demonic evil that must be sealed away lest the end times come (ironic). Like it's a yearly thing Bee has to do, it's basically Gluttony’s version of Extermination Day, but instead of surviving an onslaught of angels they have to keep that suspiciously powerful old human man restrained. Some even gossip and joke that Bronsan is the true ruler of Gluttony, and sometimes those that say it aren't joking.
>>150657275>>150657428>>150658608she looks nice
>>150661027
I wonder what would happen if you try to take Inco's glasses.>they're drawn back to his face like a magnet>he immediately spawns another pair on his face>you literally can't move them because they're a part of his body and attached... somehow
>>150661148Glasses?
>>150661188His shades.
>>150661148I mean going off Wani itself he CAN take them off, lol
>>150661203We talking about Wani Inco? because Hell(hounds) Inco has a sort of censor bar like pic related
>>150661264HILTLHH Inco yeah.
>>150661236Wani inco and HIL inco couldn't be written any more different if you triedHell, even snoot anon and HIL anon are clearly distinct personality wise, HIL anon is a lot more abrasive
A reminder
>>150661315I pictured the H(H) Inco bar to be some kind of effect where your hand phases through it. It’s not really a solid object.
>>150659036Yeah, no. Inco needs to stay far away from Octavia.
>>150663208Neat.
>>150621405So tired of /co/mmies being tr/a/itors shoving as much anime on /co/ as possible. She better be killed by Sailor Moon if she's a ripp off of queen Beryl
Bump
>>150664101>Anon and Loona could’ve been happy for oncePain.
>>150663204Indeed.
>>150664547I still think the hair on this design needs work.
>>150664899Going on a panty raid in Stella's bedroom.
>you see pic related crawling out of your tvWhat do?
>>150666002Push her back in.
>>150666002Offer Popcorn. She's missing the movie.>>150665929>You spoiled the surprise. >She was going to show you some of that new lingerie she recently bought.
>>150666002wait, my TV is mounted high up. does she just flop out and faceplant onto my floor?
I feel like BotF has the best rendition of Stolas I've seen, and the lessons with him are probably the most fun parts of the fic. The way he gets all giddy and shit... But at the same time, you can never fully let your guard around him because he's a colossal fuck up in numerous ways. Is he truly sinister? Does he simply not know how to function in relationships?
>>150658822Found some of it
>>150667822>I feel like BotF has the best rendition of Stolas I've seen The problem with BoTF is how fucking weird it is. It's pretty well written especially for a greentext but it's just really, really strange. HITLHH meets and surpasses my expectations. BOTF has more in common with David Lynch and Phillip K. Dick than Snoot-Game or the show.
>>150668340I weird shit is what keeps me wondering what the shit's gonna happen by the end of it all.I guess being strange comes with occultmaxxing? The author seems to know his shit.
>>150668578*The weird shitWaugh...
>>150668215Cute.
>>150625608>HILTLHH somehow nails the universe and its characters better than most other fics, which already do a decent job of trying to fix Vivzie's mess.What are some examples? I don’t feel like HILTLH(H) comes across as a “fixfic”
>>150661763I still haven't read HIL so the gaem is my only reference
>>150669477HILTLH(H) is really the only HB fic I read whereas for HH I just stick to the ones that highlight how right Adam was about everything. Usually AkumaKami64's fics accomplish this. Still waiting for a good Anon)Stella fic or a Moxxie/Lute fic to come into existence.
>>150662376Stella's so hot I nearly missed the artist using "then" instead of the proper "than".
>>150664899Indeed.
>>150669988AND you missed the improper your rather than you're and misspelled StolasHow embarrassing
>>150670031Tonight... You.
>>150669949I do wonder where that one Anon who said he was going to do a HILTLH(H) type of fic for Stella, hope he is doing okay.>>150669988>>150670031I'm assuming the guy who drew it is an ESL, good looking Stella regardless. >>150670002Quite so, Sir Christopher Lee.
>>150667822>Is he truly sinister? Does he simply not know how to function in relationships?i think a bit of boththe guy is desperate for any sort of companionship, but hes also a pretty shitty personhes also a rich snob, so he thinks he can solve any issue by simply throwing enough money at ithe means well, but at the end of the day, he is very selfish, so he just messes things up and then wonders ”where it all went wrong”
>>150625608>>150669477NTA, but I think I get what they are saying. It's not so much a "fixfic" as it does a better job of keeping the rules of the universe very tight knit. Or at the very least, does a better job of exploring those rules. For example, being a Sinner, the point of regeneration for Anon came up a few times, which I don't think Hazbin has even uttered a mention to in the show. Or the more very real consequence of having a Sinner come attack IMP just after they were killed by the crew. And that's with the added bonus of the cool lore to the story of soul-cleaving adding a nice bit of oomf.The only thing I found weak in the story to this particular point is the logic of letting Anon into Gluttony for the one night. It being a case of "Because Bee lets them" felt a little flimsy, but it certainly wasn't anything crazy to deter me from really enjoying the story.I agree this has been one of the better Hellaverse fics I've happened across. Just a nice solid read.
>>150670598This is a good way of putting it, it's not that it retcons or changes the actual canon or lore so much as it takes what Viv established and uses them very effectively along with building on top of it without spite. It feels very lovingly done.
I want a loona daki
>>150670598>It being a case of "Because Bee lets them" felt a little flimsy, but it certainly wasn't anything crazy to deter me from really enjoying the story.Ficanon here. I actually didn’t know that Bee hated humans until after I was a few chapters in. Turns out it was stated in a podcast or an interview or something, so it is indeed a plot hole.Okay see you all in two weeks.
>>150670873I love mine, I squeeze it almost every night
>>150671045If it's not in the show I wouldn't worry about it, Viv has said things in these podcasts/interviews that either never came up or have been contradicted later.
>>150671085Where’d you get it, I want one but like a decent quality one since most of them are fanmade
>>150671337Made it myself, been meaning to get it out somewhere but don't feel like dealing with tax stuff
>>150671372Maybe I shall take up a path like yours and make my own loona daki, wish me luck
>>150671510That's the spirit!No Loona will be as special as your own Loona.Only thing I can say is it will be a ram HOG, drawing it in Krita had over 30 gigabytes in use just for that project.
Stella's boobs.
>>150672066
>>150671261So it’s like Rowling with adding shit like Dumbledore being gay after the books wrapped up?
>>150672420That's one way to put it.
If you married octavia and she laid an egg, would you look after it, carry it with you and speak to it like stolas did with her or would you just leave it in its crib, only sometimes checking in on it?Hell, would you find it weird that your kid is gonna hatch out of an egg?
>>150672502I do like the hostile Bee angle in BotF, at least. I wonder if it'll ever BEE overcome...
>>150672607depends how bussy my life is.No, I wouldn't carry it unless I had a magical chamber to carry it around without fear of breaking it, I'm clumsy as shit and I rather not accidently kill it or give it brain damage.I would check on it every day, perhaps read some wholesome human books to it.I would inform myself if it is healthy to leave it at room temperature of if I have to put a heater close.I would also put a camera on the room and check on it every time I can, just to be sure.
>>150672607When I'm not away from work, I'd give it a nice bed basket, I still would not fully trust myself to carry it constantly. Keep it warm enough, maybe I'd read children's books to it though I think ill wait until it hatches before reading to them. Play music to it and monitor it on an hourly basis. Also I'd put a cowboy hat on it.
>>150673272>>150672956>Work>Business Bros, you are married to literal royalty, you won't have to work another day in your lives
>>150672956>or give it brain damage.Kek>Mommy, why do I ride da short bus?>Well you see honey, one night your father forgot to tie his shoelaces...>oh... I lub you mommy>I love you too, Scrambles.
>>150673336So? It's always good to keep yourself busy and be self-reliant, I'd still prioritize my family.
>>150673372>every time you're about to work, Via asks if you're "heading off to your hobby".
>>150673361Tylenol Triumvirate>Scrambles meets Skittles and Three.
>>150673409>Skittles is a murder happy Dennis the Menace>Three is a geek>Scrambles is retarded
>>150673400>"Honey Hoots, I can't take the egg to the gun range."
>anon accidentally drops the the egg octavia laid>The kid still comes out, but he comes out "special">Thing is, he is still a cambion, which means he is very magically potentThis a recipe for disaster
>>150673440>Skittles, Garrett with a Conan streak. >Three, the female Doc Savage. >Scrambles, the retarded Elric of Melniboné or an Autistic Zorro.
>>150673536>This a recipe for disasterSounds like a recipe for some Goofball tomfoolery
>>150625608It's not bad, but there are definitely spots that could be improved. The most recent chapter has this entire segment where Anon and Loona are arguing with their neighbor that doesn't really add anything to the overall story. We already have a good idea of their characterization, and it doesn't really change much.I also feel like the chapter with Anon and the demon hunters felt a little.. much. It feels like he went from being a shitposter to being some kind of action hero in no time flat. I get that he's been working out, but going from shitposter to grabbing a gun being pointed at you and holding it while it's firing full auto is another thing altogether.
Is anyone gonna bake a new thread?
>>150674067Looks like someone went and made one.
