Would you prefer the Homestuck series being animated in 2d or 3d?
Why the fuck would I EVER want it to be in 3D? This is the most retarded question you could possibly ask, it completely goes against everything presented in MSPA.
>>150670051Can you name 1 of the supposed everything
Look I may want to pork breedingduties' girl Equius until I'm in a coma, but it's a visual comic. It is a 2D comic. Keep it 2D, but make Caliborn 3D
I want it in 3D so that when they double-mobius reach-around you can see it in all it's fucking stupid glory
>>1506700223d would look absolutely like shit. 2d forever
>>150670039Someone found out that FunkMcLovin ERP in a Jade x Roxy rape scenario.https://docs.google.com/document/u/1/d/19Zbjz6z_nJyXUKHfKoUvtDU25DfxyZeLp-U6piiTvFo/mobilebasic
>>150670149What the fuck is this
>>150670168ERP in a Jade x Roxy rape scenario.
>>150670149who cares??? what are we twitter puritans?
>>150670149holy based
>>150670182>who caresI mean they were asking WHY twitter turned on him
>>150670200Heh not so sex positive after all
Reposting the calendar link in case people missed ithttps://www.hscalendar.com/
>>150670149i would judge harshly if it was a publically posted fic but an erp is private between two or more consenting freaks so whats the problem? kinda scummy to bait it out of someone like that, if you dont want to rp some manner of fucked up stuff then just dont rp it
>>150670223Thats the good shit.
>>150667439I don't know... Some of these are just more baroque versions of "it's bad because it's bad". I'm not sure how I'm supposed to respond to 'x is uncompelling' or 'x is insufferable', because I think that just comes down to stylistic preference. I thought the prose was alright, pretty serviceable at most points and even kind of nice when it came to the Lord English sequences in Meat.I think it's reductive to boil down the meta stuff to 'bad stories are unenjoyable', it's just an extension of what the comic had already been talking about re: unreliable narrators and authorial voice.I concede some of the political themes are confused, especially because it read to me like Dave's Obama obsession was kind of farcical, but they ended up going full to-the-hilt earnest Obama glazing as the capstone for Candy which was annoying. Fuck Obama, that was the epilogues at its most lib.I think Jane's trajectory actually ends up reading even better than when it released, because she's less of a Trump allegory and more of a Musk/Thiel billionaire influence peddling type. I actually really liked Jane's turn in the epilogues, but I'm glad they retconned Meat Jane into less of an overt villain in HSBC.As for the 'fetish shit', it's a little dishonest to ignore how much of Homestuck is tied up in paraphilias. The character's sexual desires, in both text and subtext, have always been a factor in their stories (Equius (with both Aradia and Gamzee), Doc Scratch as an allegory for a pedophilic groomer, the Strilonde incest themes, Jake's blue lady fetish, pre-scratch Dirk's nightmarish obstacle course of gay puppets that Dave has to navigate, not to mention nearly a dozen characters who interface with the furry fandom in some way).
>>150670200ah my b
>>150670022I hate when people draw aradia as black/blackcoded she is an archeologist this is a whites only hobby.
for any newfags, read Homestuck on https://homestuck.kici.moe/ btw. 8est site to read it
>>150670248>thisare you an archaeologist, anon?
>>150670227Because FunkMcLovin is a public figure within the Homestuck community, they think they should be pure. Some accuse him as a pedo because he's RPing as 13/16 year old fictional girls. Not sure who the other person was if they were older or younger than FunkMcLovin. Some think he is a creep because he is RPing as a fictional girl despite being a man. Either way, he is hated by the modern fans who had looked up to him for fanon lore and headcanons because most newgen can't think for themselves.
>>150670248But if Damara is trollJapanese then wouldn't she be trollJapanese too?
>>150670051>>150670131nuh uhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NteXfTI_3c
>>150670306That guy hasn´t missed the mark once yet with his animations, actually insane stuff overall.
>>150670241>I think it's reductive to boil down the meta stuff to 'bad stories are unenjoyable'That's literally what it comes down to though. Hussie got up his ass and started to think he was the next James Joyce because PBS said his nominally impenetrable work had good payoff for doing so and thought that meant he could write the modern hypertext masterpiece, but his actual contributions and thoughts about stories are fucking juvenile, and that's being generous."Oh stories need a balance of elements to be good" congratulations you dumb zolpidem abusing halfwit, you learned what children learn when reading Frog & Toad in first grade. Pretty soon you'll be writing Thomas the Tank Engine fanfiction with the best of them, using such important narrative devices such as: characters. And: dialogue!
>>150670259paleontologist but I know many archeologists, anyway it's not racism it's just a joke like when climbers say no blacks climb mountains
FOR NEWFAGS WHO WANT TO READ THE ORIGINAL WEBCOMIC:Download this https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection/releases/tag/v2.7.2And this https://www.mediafire.com/file/r5qt9byxu4h3ej9/The_Unofficial_Homestuck_Collection.zip/fileOr just use one of these websites (Less ideal)https://mspa.chadthundercock.com/https://homestuck.kici.moe/
>>150670241>because she's less of a Trump allegoryShe is literally a trump allegory. They weren't subtle about this and were up front about their intentions. Which is like, whatever, but listening to Hussie use the characters as his mouthpiece about his retarded finance theories while also underpaying and fucking over his employees? Give me a fucking break.And no, irony isn't a defense here. Hussie buys into the shit he spouts, that much has finally been made clear.
The only joke I laughed at in the epilogue was Jade thinking Snoop Dogg wasn't real.
>>150670347ignore this guy.>>150670254this guy? he knows what he's talking a8out
>>150670327Internet badass over here
>>150670327>Rose>8raredundant. Rose is too flat for one.
>>150670120>The art style from day one>Inspired by old DOS games>Practical for a webcomic>Zaniness/simplicity dichotomy>Untranslatable jokesIt's just one thing written a bunch of different ways, but I suppose that's what you asked for?
>>150670387Sorry that you're upset, but even us retards in /co/ aren't impressed by baby's first fourth wall breaking. Nobody liked Stephen King's bullshit in the Dark Tower for a reason. The best metanarrative elements in Homestuck were shit like Caliborn breaking the website, and shit like Unsounded and Prequel do those bits better now.
>>150670412Just cause Vriska is flat does not mean EVERY light player is flat.
>>150670455there's only one non-flat light player. the rest? flat like a cutting 8oard
Posted it again awardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDRFmHOa29I
>>150670455We went over this, the Light player tendency is to at atleast one point or multiple go full retard and cause a colossal fuck up.
Look we've seen how post-canon is going, and it doesn't work. It's time to try something else.
>>150670434>>150670327The themes of the epilogue are an elaboration of the themes that lead Hussie to animate Caliborn breaking the website. I just don't understand your position here, his observations are so obvious as to be juvenile, but at the same time he's wrong to make these observations? If they're so obvious they shouldn't be so objectionable, right?
>>150670415The animated series being 2D also goes against every one of these things, I figured you had something specific about it being 3D
>>150670494They're objectionable because they're obvious, dipshit. Man destroyed his entire working relationship with Viz and saddled us with paying back his debt to them because he thought he was a misunderstood brilliant genius writer for making the most obvious points in the most uninspired and sloggish way possible. This is the same guy that made "Hitler was right" a legitimate part of Homestuck's lore and thought it was a good idea to post it.
they bring nepeta and equius back on beyond canon? If yes I will give it a read
>>150670488This seems completely out of character.
>>150670528He's still short, don't worry. Just buff.
>>150670525>This is the same guy that made "Hitler was right" a legitimate part of Homestuck's lore and thought it was a good idea to post it.Yes, but that's funny
>>150670471What if Aranea has a flat ass?
>>150670542Hussie has regressed as a writer so much even that joke isn't funny when he says it.
>>150670526....Well, Nepeta is KINDA around as a show host to one of the Felt guys.
>>150670545Develop a gainer fetish
>>150670545she does. the only one with a fat ass (aside from Jake) is Jane 8ecause she's a fatty
>>150670525>This is the same guy that made "Hitler was right" a legitimate part of Homestuck's lore and thought it was a good idea to post it.is this about skaianet systems? havent read those
>>150670525 I don't really care about Hussie's personal life, his character as an individual, or 'leaked hussie discord messages real.jpg'>saddled us with paying back his debt to themI don't think I've spent a single cent on Homestuck except for one of the topatoco zodiac shirts very early on. If there was a bill for Hussie's debt sent my way, I never received it.
>>150670559>gaineryou mean feeder
How come the god-tier trolls have wings, but the god-tier humans don't?
>>150670605The humans aren't insects bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_GbinkG6UA
>>150670605They are bugs and go god-tier in quest cocoons.
>>150670605trolls gain wings 8ecause they're 8ug-like creatures. God-tiering just awakens them I guess
>>150670283i can sorta see it since i personally find the people advertising their explicitly underaged profiles on hellsites like f-list to be sus and weird but from context it looks like theyre rping as epilogue adult jadethat said, reading through the dialogue their jade is mega-cringe and worthy of eyerolls, (private) derision, and blocking if possiblei dont have a problem with males rping as females because its rp, thats like being upset that its not a beautiful woman sucking your dick at the ol' gloryhole
>>150670605because hussie only thought of the bug wings after he saw them on fan trolls
>>150670625but the summoner always had wings
>>150670671Rufioh/Summoner seemed like a massive exception.
>>150670671yeah nitram is an exception. It was a mutation
>>150670646i just can't understand getting that buttmad over somebody else's private play pretend, except as an indictment on the one outraged. it's performative pearl-clutching of the most retarded variety.
>>150670605Hussie's reason: Trolls becomes fairies upon godtiering, it's like a twist on Navi from Zelda. But also just because it looks cool. Meanwhile godtier humans more resemble classic superheroes with the long flowing capes or other parts of the costume. Best example is JakeIn-universe reason: Trolls are like axolotls where they have the potential to grow wings but have lost that trait during evolution. The nitrams have a mutation that brings that feature back. Troll culture then views those wings as their "full" form, so godtiering makes it come true. Humans don't really have the same thing. Like, once again, superheroes. Superman is, well, a super man. He's the ideal human
>>150670512It being 2D with a simplified color palette preserves most of those. There's an argument it shouldn't be animated at all, but whether the show should exist or not is off-topic.
>>150670283>>150670646>>150670749Mclovin is unfunny and uncreative, but this current fandom thinks rape rp between two adults is scandalous so trash takes out itself.
>>150670749Welcome to Homestuck's fandom.
This is the only place that cares about Prisounebound. Sad
>>150670227Fictional jade didn't consent
>>150670574>'leaked hussie discord messages real.jpg'this just makes you look like you're in denial. Hussie really does talk like that, and he really is that delusional.there's a decent probability he outright psyoped himself with his Vriska pity parade, and given his interminable struggles with theory of mind, assumes all others feel the same.>>150670555i really don't understand how he managed to get worse. was it just that he was on a razor's edge of shit that was kept stable by a modicum of restraint, and he teetered off into an abyss the moment he got enough confidence to be the narcissist he always wanted? even if that was the case, how has he managed to consistently learn nothing from what worked and what clearly didn't?if i'd squandered something with the cultural inertia that Homestuck had as badly as Hussie squandered it i'd quit all artistic pursuits and go live in a hole in the ground somewhere in shame.
>people making dog knot jokes again in xitter and tumblrnature is healing
>>150670820
>>150670749yeah, being cringe isnt illegal and its all private between consenting adults(at least its /supposed/ to be strictly 18+ but god knows i rpd when i was in highschool back in the wild west days of the homestuck tag on omegle and the original msparp)
>>150670843>even if that was the case, how has he managed to consistently learn nothing from what worked and what clearly didn't?Because he surrounded himself with sycophants who tell him otherwise. It kind of sounds like these days have been a wakeup call if nothing else, since he's trying to wash his hands of post-canon and only acknowledges the parts of Homestuck people praise.
>>150670807He's not supposed to be funny. Well the homestuck funnies and that's a matter of taste. He's good for his dry analysis and theory and by caliborn is that my thing
>>150670665Even if he thought of it I doubt he'd want to evoke mainstream religious iconography connected to winged humans. Davesprite gets away with it by being completely orange.
to be honest, i like the animation the way it currently is ! i just hope it isnt so fast paced in the future...(im new to 4chan so sorry if i fuck up)
>>150670898do not use names
>>150670898Its OK. I forgive you. There, there, little newfag.
Hold on, I'm sure there's an image macro for this
>>150670898cute
>John faces off against Bec Noir with Grimdark Rose after seeing his father get merked by him>Promptly dies but gets neither a Just/Heroic deathExplain this plothole
>>150670898>there are newcuties in this threadgrim
>>150670956It was too anticlimactic to be heroic
>>150670922True, real niggas also use tripcodes
fanadventures lack soul, I don't know how to explain it but none of them feels genuine
>>150670956He got shanked and died before he could do anything to begin with, no justification or heroic action taken.Always think of God Tier immortality as a excuse to have deaths only happen climatically.
>>150670985Nah, some of them doBut a lot of them are just going through the motions, which is all they really want to get out of it
>>150670843I don't deny that the messages are real. I just thought your way of labeling filenames was funny and a little self-important. I'm imagining you have a big folder of them archived to trot out when the misdeeds of Hussie come up.Funnily enough, I think you're engaging with the themes of the Epilogues more than me! You're incredibly preoccupied with the character of the author/narrator and how it colors the contents of the story, in the same way Calliope describes to Aradia.
>>150670985Homestuck was magical. Everything was new and strange. The world and its characters were intermingled. All fanventures are naturally derivative. Half the jokes end up being "hey guys remember homestuck" and its often either follow the steps or homestuck but slightly different
>>150670985Prequel is good.
>>150671020>You're incredibly preoccupied with the character of the author/narratori'm not talking about the self-insert, actually, i'm talking about the real life human beingi've said literally nothing about his self-insert whatsoever
>>150671145I don't mean character as in fictional character, I mean character as in nature, traits, disposition.
>>150671020>>150671145oh, and just to be super clear here: i haven't read the epilogues at all. i checked out right around some nonsense with a clown troll or something, it was years ago. checked back in once in a blue moon, nothing ever hooked me back.
>>150671157okay, first off, i hadn't even realized you'd confused me with the anon posting that discord screenshot - i'm not that anon.second, let me put this as diplomatically as i can: lampshading that you are a terrible writer while not doing anything to improve does not make the resulting product any less retarded."my work is shit" as a theme of the work itself is ALWAYS retarded, and "hurr durr u reacted to the feces i put on your screen" is both retarded and not sustainable or productive engagement. there's very little of the fandom left because pure outrage engagement only works on a captive audience. a single work with that strategy will just drive everyone but sycophants away, and lead to things like an animated pilot for Homestuck struggling to reach 2 million views.that pilot is the closest thing to an objective barometer of the actual general opinion of Homestuck in a while, and the verdict is exactly as grim as everyone outside that bubble had been telling those voluntarily trapped within for years.that clear things up for ya?
>>150671289>lampshading that you are a terrible writer while not doing anything to improveWhen did he do that?>"my work is shit" as a theme of the workWhat makes you say that's the theme of the Epilogues?>lead to things like an animated pilot for Homestuck struggling to reach 2 million views.You are losing focus again. We're getting back into fandomite grievances, gossip, and clout obsession.
>>150670960i think miraculoustanh and her shitty comics is why hussie sunk k4r3zi
i don't think people understand that hussie didn't change as a person, he's always been this way and homestuck has always been off the cuff ragebait to piss off fans. some of it may have been brilliant, but that's because of hussie's unique writing voice. now he thinks his vision is purely enough to cover up the fact he's been letting other people write homestuck since like act 6
>>150670415>Inspired by old DOS gamesmspa was inspired by TEXT adventures retard
>>150671382and by "letting other people write homestuck" i don't mean fan suggestions, i mean other people literally writing the dialogue, providing the art etc.there is something to the idea of character arcs too, but all of those were literally resolved during cascade. my question now is why are people still trying to make sense of act 6, beyond canon, pesterquest etc.
>>150671318>What makes you say that's the theme of the Epilogues?you said i'd engaged with them while misunderstanding who you were talking to in the first place, so that's what i'm responding to. i haven't read them and i have no interest in doing so from what little i've heard about them from both positive and negative perspectives.especially since the positive perspectives seem to reliably be from "up their own ass sniffing the back of their own tongues" pretentious types.all i wanted to understand was how Hussie had gotten worse as an artist, because that almost never happens without something else external changing, and i literally watched it happen with him. if you don't have an answer for that, you're just talking past me and accomplishing nothing.see, >>150671382, whether correct or not, is an answer to the question i'm asking here.
can we talk about anything else
>>150671365He was furious that someone was funnier than him
another Prisounebound updatehttps://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=691
>>150671411I was in the middle of a discussion of the Epilogues when you replied to me. It's pretty reasonable to assume you were engaging with me about the Epilogues. If you're talking about Homestuck proper, you still haven't qualified your claims that 'my work is shit' is a theme of the comic. Is there a page or a line you want to point to?>>150671421What else is there to talk about? If I had the same stance as this anon, >>150671382, that everything after Act 5.2 was shit or didn't matter, I would honestly just not engage with Homestuck at all and forget about it entirely. That's what I do when I don't care for a piece of fiction. I can't imagine loathing such a large volume of a story while continuing to let it occupy so much mental real estate.
>>150670149This is why you should only ever ERP with AI chat bots.The bots won't fucking snitch on you.
>>150671540anon i haven't been "in the fandom" for the past 9 years, i'm only posting in these threads because the pilot reminded me about it and i'm temporarily nostalgic about it
>>150671557Who am I talking to, I just replied to three posts.
>>150670283Is it okay for me to say that I never actually liked his content in the first place?He basically just regurgitated what other, more talented members of the fandom had already figured out.I'd rather have the main 'lore guy' in the fandom be someone who actually figures it out for themselves rather than just copying everyone else's homework.
>>150671571the anon that doesn't like much of anything past cascade
hhnggh...
>>150671576We clearly need a Michael Kirkbride for homestuck
>>150671576I much prefer LuarledEevees
>>150670149It's not even entertaining or hot wtf dude lost hard for mid rp
At least it's better than fucking OptimisticDuelist and BKEW.
>>150671531Thats the face of a winner right there.
>>150670223>Shipping costs as much as the actual calendar doesGod damn.Like I know it's still not that much all things considered, but it still sucks paying 14 bucks for shipping on a fucking calendar.
>>150671595seconding this
>>150671619I haven't watched any of their content. What was the issue with these two?Was it that their theories/lore was shit or is it more dumb fandom drama BS?
>>150671531Reasons why human beds are better than recuperacoons. I don't think sopor slimes are that thick to break a fall.
>>150671658Given the height he just dropped as Elliths house not even build up yet to reach the first gate its not like a bed was going to do any better.
>>150671651Both.
>>150671531He survived the fallHe ain't surviving this
>>150671689D'awwwwwwww
>>150671689I keep saying it, it was going to be either him or Korpus thats going to get a spine fracture via hug.
>>150671689cute!!!!they are going to bone so fucking hard
>SAHcon ending>Bunch of people asking where they're going to hear new news about Hiveswap nowWouldn't any trailers or other meaningful announcements about any official HS games just be shunted to one of the several dozen video game showcases that covers indie/small developers that happens every single year and has an infinitely larger audience than SAHcon ever had?Like yeah you won't get the worthless crumbs where they drag the devs out to show like one background and 2 new animation loops each year but like who the fuck cares about that shit anyway?
>>150671658plus you have more room for boning your hot alien gf
>>150671710A lot of people if they still haven't realized Hiveswap was a Kickstarter scam.
>>150671705Wait a second that fucking heartStop Ellith he's already dead>troll found with broken spine, ribs and pelvis>what happened to him? >Ellith
>>150671382>ragebaitit's called TROLLING retard
>>150671595Yeah Luarled Eevees is based.Probably my favorite HS creator who's still active actually. She deserves to get more views (but what can you do, no one is showing up to watch a let's read of fucking Beyond Canon).
>>150671689his pelvis will be ground into a fine dust, a fibrous powder
>>150671689Ellith learns that her love is toxic and only hurts people
>>150671728and Mallum loved every second of it
I am having fun bros
>>150671754agreed, hopefully if the show gets greenlit she'll get more traction if she does episodic analysis like other animation review yters do
>>150670847bending a knee to the trannies and futafags in the epilogues and hs^2 was the worst thing that's happened to the HS fandom. given an inch and a mile was taken, the fandom was already bad with the regular tumblrinas, but now its noxious. You can't even use a majority of quirks in the official HS discord server of all places.>it has to be e-reader compliant! the beyond canon channel is literally just a transgender hug-box where even suggesting a character is straight, white, or 'cis' will immediately bring you ire.they didn't even fucking have the bravery to double down on the dogdick, they just left it vague and ambiguous on purpose because it helps the trannies project even harder. God it pisses me off how much of a shitshow it caused and the writers haven't even confirmed or retconned it because they are cowards and can't stand by their own shitty decisionsblatantly ignoring Chekovs fucking smoking dog penis of Infinite AGP projection. the evil ass elephant of unending-flame wars standing in the center of the room.
Anon who asked for this...do you mean In general or with my fantroll (either is fine just asking, I can do either or) bc I was gonna draw Jane/roxy
>>150671689Wholesome sexNOW
John is so lucky...
>>150671540>you still haven't qualified your claimsno, i was pretty clear i was only responding to your inadvertent implication that they were the themes of the epilogues because you didn't know who you were responding to, and i didn't realize that at first. i made no claim about the themes myself because i haven't read them.i didn't say anything at all about the themes of "Homestuck proper," and between this reply and the fact you >>150671157 thought "character" was the right word to use when talking about the disposition of an author who has a literal self-named self-insert in the work being discussed, i'm a little unimpressed by your reading comprehension and context awareness here.
Still waiting.....
Where did John's nasal voice fanon come from? I always read him as, like, the only one with a normal voice. Because he types like a normal person.
>>150671805Based. I'm sick of the fucking BBC fags dressing it up as tranny futa shit. It's all garbage and it's turned Homestuck's porn scene into shit.
>>150671871the literal dinergoth you were looking for
>>150671871>that RACKgodDAMN imagine sliding your dick between those airbags
>>150671854Okay.
>Ask ChatGPT how much it would cost to make a 7 season animated Homestuck series (assuming 12 episodes per season)>Gives me 3 estimates based on animation quality level>Low: 42 Million Dollars (6 Million per season)>Mid: 84 Million Dollars (12 Million per season)>High: 168 Million Dollars (24 Million per season)Pick one. How much money do you think is worth dumping into a Homestuck series?
>>150671854don't try to talk to these trannies, like they said, that's all that's left of the fandom anyway and they get extremely hostile if you point out certain things
>>150671872John doesn't type like a normal person, he types like a fucking nerd-ass loser.
>>15067194010 mil at absolute most
>>150671531>Ellith will never look at you like thiswhy live
>>150671944What would you rather talk about? What interests you about Homestuck?
>>150671960That's enough for like, 1 Season of mid-ass animation.Animation's so fucking expensive.
>>150671944Why don't they want Homestuck to be good?
>>150671871
>>150671985Korpus>4'10Grim
>>150671885I'm not even mad at the whole roxy pooning out thing.it's this that irks me>we need a reason for yiffy to exist>instead of bringing back some kind of ectobiology or having jade and dave hook up>let's give a character who was already beloved by a majority of the cis women in the HS fanbase a dog-cock (THAT SHE SOMEHOW HASN'T MENTIONED AT ALL UP UNTIL NOW) >and let's make her cheat (which is already out of character) with one half of the biggest lesbian couple in the entire series! >Let's piss off everyone and give fanservice for a hyperspecific audience (Tranny/futafags into NTR) for seemingly no reason! It's just shitty, clearly ill-intentioned and completely out of left field.And then they just don't elaborate at all.
>>150671995Giant women are his fetish.
>>150672010>or having jade and dave hook upHussie is afraid of responsibility so he didn't want his self insert to have kids.
>>150671959Yeah, that's a normal person.
>>150671973just one hug from ellith is all I need
Say ONE geniuenly good MSFA that isn't Prisounebound.
Can the trolls hear each other's quirks when they speak out loud?
>>150672084cool and new webcomic
>>150672087In the actual dialogue I always interpreted it as an abstraction of their tone of voice/way of speaking, something you cannot get with just plain text.
love the cutoff
>>150672084 Nepeta quest
>>150672084sburb.exe (which updated today)beneViolentEgomaniacs (hasnt updated in a while)Dickventure
>>150672010>>and let's make her cheat (which is already out of character) with one half of the biggest lesbian couple in the entire series!how did dykes not go after hussie for this? the homestuck fandom is so fucking weird
>>150672016You mean normal sized women
>>150672084Nightfall, > s33k the highb100d, Bat Sleuth, Alternate Session
>>150672161>Nightfall
>>150672161>nightfall
>>150672174>>150672188Explain
>>150672174>>150672188>>150672198I looked it up it doesn't seem like anything outrageous, just some Vriska-focused thing. What's the deal?
>>150672194some anon here hated viscerally how every character was either forced to be retarded or just acted out of character, personally I dislike it because it cant make up it's mind wheter it wants to be a Homestuck fanfic or branch out and do it's own thing, tries to do both, and fails miserably
>>150672161holy shit why did this make the schizos seethe
>>150672232Whatever random fanventure you said does not check off the in-group signaling boxes. Prisounebound has completely monopolized the share of hype on /co/ when it comes to fanventures, the author is a pretty dogged marketing shill.
>>150672232I just wanted to gang up on that anon cause it's funny.
>>150672214I think that's the JohnVris one.
>>150670872better late than never, i guess. though i think the lightning left the bottle years before this pilot came out - there's not really a way to positively spin the lack of interest. were the sycophants gassing themselves up, are they still mentally stuck in 2014, or both?
>>150672263ressspect the hussstle
Most of the fanventures FRAF promotes is mostly Davekat or that one weird Trans!DirkRoxy one.
>>150672228I remember that anons rant and out of curiousity then did read it myself.The Vriska stuff is whatever, not minding it that much but then you have such weird ass moves as literally every troll is back alive and falling for the most stupid schemes imaginable? Its not ourageously bad, but as you say it yourself, the OC stuff is odd (One Alien is just Prince Zuko and the shapeshifter is literally Toga Himiko) and the characters act odd.
>>150670860>(at least its /supposed/ to be strictly 18+ but god knows i rpd when i was in highschool back in the wild west days of the homestuck tag on omegle and the original msparp)hmmm.perhaps all minors should be killed for this predatory behavior towards adults.
>>150672301I'd mind it less if it was entirely OCs or only the kids, but what even was the point of the new aliens? mind you I only read up to 800 pages or something like that, but weren't they called the shinobis or something? And the singular fankid is just not interesting enough for how much she cuts in on the story
>>150672300> Trans!DirkRoxyname please
>>150672346i think its y12000, its a weird one for sure, starts with Jane crucified on a Crockercorp ship in the middle of a rust ocean
>>150672346https://www.spicyyeti.com/stupid/y12000/1.htmlCurrent creator is also part of HICU and has done the flash animation for [S]8r8k. Rumor has it the HS team is also into DirkRoxy because of this.
>>150672342The new aliens are there to add some sort of antagonists i guess, but then of course its revealed that they´re a dying species because Prince Zuko fucked up and blew up half the planet.Also may or may not be a race that played the game before with just one god tier from that time remaining alive trying to salvage things and enabling the murderhobo shapeshifter chick that has 1:1 the background story of Toga from MHA.Also theres a Future Dave and he´s going full idiot doing as he himself calls it a "Vriska", then you also have John/Vriska every bunch of pages as it feels talk about how things are different now. Oddest i think is still just kinda handwaving it and having all the trolls, dancestors included alive, just feels cheap to me.
>>150672403this sucks
>obsessed with homestuck as a teen>move on completely after the epilogues, never bother with hs^2>pilot got me to re-read act 1>wound up reading up to act 4 in just a couple days>can feel myself getting addicted again, want to keep reading>having a great time but also feeling a heavy sadness in my heart knowing that half the comic is shit and I'll just be disappointed again if I read all the way throughIt's a strange kind of feel.
>>150672454Just quit after [S] Cascade like every other rereader.
>>150672403>part of HICUInstantly shit
>>150672454i wish the pilot never happened, this whole thing has just made me re-evaluate my obsession a decade ago and it's kind of sending me into a spiral because only a few things are as good as i remember them. i wonder why my autistic teenage brain clung to these one dimensional characters and a story that was a total fluke
>>150672482Not knowing what comes next is one of the few things you can envy the young
>>150672482it was, of course, because of the comic itself but also because of the music, all the artists who put their effort in, who eventually did make art for the comic... and i'm just wondering like why was it good then and somehow, somewhere it *stopped* being good? when was the magic lost, exactly? was the magic even really there? was it all one huge shilling campaign? everything that happened after homestuck colors the OG in the worst way because as more and more time goes on the more the "good" parts of homestuck look like an anomaly. homestuck was really always fandom-based, so it had to be the nature of the fandom itself that changed if the fans were always the one who created that sense of goodness
>>150672482I don't think it's a work of high art or anything but Acts 1-5 are still great if you just take them for what they are: experimental sci-fi with cool concepts, evocative imagery, entertaining characters, and humor aimed primarily at Something Awful compsci geeks. It's easy to see why people fell in love with the comic.
>>150672482>>150672516Most of the fans of the comic were joiners who really only knew it through Octopimp voice acting fancomics. They enjoyed the community and hype more than the comic itself.
>>150672516did the fans start having a god complex? idk. plus canon/fanon divide doesn't exist in homestuck, except now there's no one Sacred Text you can point to. everything is canon and so nothing is. there's no reason to care anymore because everything is fanfiction. so what even gave the illusion we were reading a story? we thought, because one man is writing it. but that was proven wrong in act 6
>>150672545>that was proven wrong in act 6Wait, did Hussie not write all of act 6?
>>150672534he deleted all his videos too. it's just that homestuck, i think, HAD to be consumed in the context of the early 2010s, it was only comprehensible in that time period, and since it's an internet comic it's in the lost media territory. so much of the fandom too is/was lost media
>>150672570People like to pretend like he's not a hack and say he didn't, but he did.
>>150672586>the internet rediscovers the oral traditionThe brain can't be deleted
>>150672650i understand that but it's like everything good was deleted or taken off the internet (including the original comic as of currently lol) and only shit remains
THEY HAVE CONTACTED BOWMAN!I REPEAT, THEY HAVE CONTACTED BOWMAN ABOUT HIS MUSIC IN THE SHOW!THIS IS NOT A DRILL!IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!
>>150672681Nothing ever happens.
>>150672672I like to tell anyone who will listen that when people look back at the 50 years between the invention of the internet and nowNothing will have survived to tell people what life was like back thenCompare that to fucking Romans at Pompeii whose graffiti survived millennia We're living in the Vast Nothing
>>150672681really do hope they get toby and bowman to work together, unlikely but it would be kino
>>150670022It's a shame that this pilot fell off short in views, specially when Vivziepop's channel posted it.
as far as I know they have not and still haven't promoted it
>>150671985>Nobody breaks 6 feetdamn trolls are fucking short
Why do you guys hate vriska so much?
>>150672868vriskapop
>>150672868Are we seriously going to have to rehash what makes her so controversialAgain
>Why do you guys hate vriska so much?
>>150672959speaking of SBAHJ I'm going to post some of my handmade SBAHJ here. OC from like a bajillion years ago.
>>150673090
how does it just constantly remain peak bros. What is it doing so right?
>>150672868I don't, she's great. but got WAY too much screentime that could've been used to flesh out the aspects of the characters and story
>>150673108this one is significantly worse. and not in the good way.
>>150673090>>150673108>>150673117these are so good lol
>>150672084Conjoined Session
>>150672868because she's a horrible person and i don't like looking at or thinking about her.the only homestuck characters i ever truly enjoyed as characters were the exiles, and the only ones i was always happy to see were the B1 exiles.never really liked any of the kids or the trolls, but i disliked Vriska the most.
>>150673108You really nailed the SBAHJ style with this one. I like it.
How fucked a SBURB session played by the Daleks would be like?
>>150673323>Daleks>Playing a game with the goal of creationThey´re destroying that frog temple than ever start it.
>>150673110Pick a situationCommit to the bitIn the computer lab waiting for the gif to load
>>150673323>prototyping a dalekyeah its fucking over
>>150673323Vriska_builds_Tavros_some_stairs.jpg
>>150673090>>150673108Hell yes my brother
>>150673388ELEVATE
>>150673370Atleast Jacks for once going to be fully onboard.
>>150672959I hope we get a SBaHJ animated series
>>150672868She was cool but making her the Mario Star was not cool. Not the way it was done.
>>150673090garfield of course is spiritually connected to SBAHJ
>>150673345Why does she look like she's hugging a horribly mutilated corpse
Sex with Roxy from before they ruined her.
Sex with Roxy from after they ruined her
Sex
Sex with Roxy to ruin her.
Xes
>>150673583thisI just wish other characters got more time. I get it that being the thief of light means stealing the spotlight, but it gets to a point where it's no longer clever and just becomes annoying.
>>150673649>>150673713>>150673732>>150673736>>150673746consider this:You go to a house party hosted by the lalondes, near the end of the party an incredibly drunk Roxy corners you in the guest bedroom and rapes you (she possibly slipped something into your drink earlier making it near impossible for you to fight back.)
>>150673783Consider this: Cumming in jade
>>150673783well said
Sex with Rose when she was still straight
Sex with rose by paying her
Sex with Rose to fuck her normal and straight
Normal conversation with Rose that inevitably drifts into her psycho-analyzing you, tricking you into uncovering the darkest parts of your mind, and prodding until you're a sobbing mess while she jacks you off and shooshes you
>>150673863i need this
Rex with Sose
>>150673090>>150673108absolute cinema
>>150673713roxy is the only good troon character. this is because i like the concept of dave but hate dave
>>150673640Thanks for the idea
>>150674018Roxy is not a troon, she is and always be a girl
>>150674052i too like to pretend everything after act 7 doesnt exist
>Still no Homestuck GF in the big 2025
>>150672868Inspired the personality of every annoying trans person.
Homestuck 2 but lord english is still alive and just mess around in earth c.
>>150674204Lord English should have been allowed to frollic like gamzee and jack. He too is a victim of caliborn
Homestuck 2 but it doesn't suck holes
>>150674204Homestuck 2: you're working at Skaianet as part of an outsourcing deal to make the sequelYou're going to need to time travel to meet those SLAs
Read space days and was excited to ship whoever is first guy/first girl. They are both gay. I will have my vengeance.
>>150674299ellith on my dick
>>150674299just rape lily desu
wow
>>150674345Wow, a whole personalized?
>>150673817LOL
>>150670022So I've gone and read from act 1 to intermission so far, continuing to analyzing this after putting it off for so long, and other than the oracle girl having furshit in her room this story for like one scene this just seemed like normal crazy fun adventures with reality bending abilities thrown in the mix, but from what I've read in this thread it devolves into a gay romance? Like what is the lead in to this does the author just decided at one point to trash his own interesting story and make into a crude glorified fanfiction of itself that feels the need to hyper sexualize everything where there wasn't anything sexual before?
>>150674345this looks horrible
>>150674355Its only gets weird after act 5, but you're still far away from that
>>150674355The author lost his mind, in more ways than one.
>>150674345Karkat you OK?
>>150674355It started in 2009 and continued through 2012, if you were on the internet at the time you know what that means
>>150674355You see that chatlog from some troll telling Jade she fucks everything up?That's the nub of a particularly large floating frostcrag just waiting for you to find out how deep this goes
>>150674345At least the Nepeta looks cute.
>>150674345Alan doll here I cum
>>150674450I was admittedly more engrossed in watching Pewdiepie, Markipler, and Tobuscus at the time than I was about the ongoings of any forums or elsewise social media, along with the occasional foray into watching various animations or modded Minecraft playthroughs. So I know little of the early rot of those times.
>>150674345is bottom right supposed to be Abby?
>>150674355(Me) another question I have anyways is that sometimes it feels like the prompts from what I assume are the reader (at the time of release) that seem to have foreknowledge of what's to come influencing the decision making, are these just made by the author himself, or was there any supplementary material that informed these voting decisions on some occasions.
>>150674601She mogs the shortstack
>>150674603Yeah, there were still suggestion box threads on the official forums in the early acts. I used to look up unused commands for pages sometimes, but the forums got nuked unfortunately.
>>150674603Audience prompting stops very early on IIRC as soon as John bites the apple and enters The Medium, around that point. Hussie switched it to voting, and only for very specific shit like Jade's name and shirt designs and whatever else
>>150673791He is right
>>150674603>>150674678To answer the second part of the question, I think some were by the author but some were BS-ing something into happening. Depends on the case.
>>150674682I think that's true for John but there were different boxes for the other kids up until a point. Or maybe just Dave?https://web.archive.org/web/20160317025050/mspaforums.com/showthread.php?25455-Dave-s-Suggestion-Box&p=3188789&viewfull=1
If I remember correctly this was the last page to have an actual user submitted command. All the ones before it were real (besides the ones from exiles)
>>150674949two ovals and a line
>>150674548we desperately need a larry doll and when you squeeze him he says FUCKING JANNIES
So let the gavel fall: Dave, who began as pose, is most alive where the pose fails; Dave, who time-hopped to dodge himself, wins only when he stays. And if the choir cannot agree whether that staying is grace or accident, the clock—tired of being clever—ticks anyway, and a sword, finally useful, points forward instead of inward.
>>150675129>—
>>150675129Quickly retrieve timeline from chest
>>150673323They would lose on purpose while ensuring that every living thing other than themselves dies.Daleks don't 'create', they only kill.
>>150675091>el hermanokek'd
the final round wowee.
>>150675518You have to pick the one that makes the most people unhappyVote fnaf
>>150675518larrybros, we lost
imagine cleaning the floor with a rag and buckeet as a slutty butler that would be verg 100d to a troll…
Name ONE reason why it shouldn't be legal to kill Homestuck fans. No, "murder is wrong" doesn't count, because Homestuck fags aren't people and thus do not deserve moral consideration.
>>150675518these suck
>>150675582because I'm a homestuck fan, and you shouldn't kill me cause I'm awesome
>>150675634blame the shipfags for voting out all the cool shit
>>150675582we are gonna rape and kill your first
>>150675518The fact that these are the last 4 tells me all I need to know about the quality of that server
>>150675582Well you could extrapolate that to all 4chan users.
>>150671689>ELLITH: THEWES SO MANY TH!NGS ! WANT TO DO W!TH YOU, OH !TS YOU, !TS YOU!!C-Cute...
>>150672084I read all of Autopraxis yesterday, it's pretty good. Looks fantastic
>>150675897theres something ironic about Adam being a parody of Hussie, and Autopraxis being licensed in FRAF
>>150671689This boy has never touched a girl before. You know he's popping the hardest boner ever right now
>>150675634still infinitely better than transfem dirk
>>150671689>that heart above her headplease let that be fermenting flushed feelings
>>150675897I will never read HICU adventures. Those sellouts really sucked hussies cock, and they pussied out of a internet argument against the creators of Prisounebound by deleting their comments
Sex with Jane from after they improved her
>>150675897pizzacuck was the most i laughed at an fanventure in long while
>>150670301She’s fake troll Japanese
>>150676153>they pussied out of a internet argument against the creators of Prisounebound by deleting their commentsContext?
>>150676168>pizzacuckwho?
>>150676226The prisounebound tumblr made a post about how fraf and hussie sucks. The authors of autopraxis tried to argue against it, and when they got dogpilled in the comments by other users, they backpeddled and deleted their comment. Maybe because they got clowned on, or because HICU told them to delete it. Either way, theyre sellouts
>>150676247Fair
>>150676153What's HICU?
Why is Andrew Hussie Yellow?
>>150676277Jaundice
>>150676277i remember that when i was looking at old tumblr posts looking for old art i kept seeing instances pre-2015 where people were calling him orange instead of the yellow that he very obviously is depicted as, why was this the case?
>>150676354Because he's referred to as orange during the comic, by both Vriska and Meenah
>>150672084DDoAA but admittedly it’s due to all the HYPE MOMENTS AND AURA that it puts out for act 6 and it actually giving a good arc to the alpha kids
>>150676440DDoAA?
>>150677121Double death of the author
>>150677121Double Death of Athe Author
>>150675582You present a solid argument. However, they shouldn’t be killed by just anybody. But rather the person who would do it right
>>150675582Seems like it would eb an easy law to abuse that would lead to a great many non-Homestuck fans getting killed by mistake or frame-job. Innocent souls don't deserves to dies like that.
>>150677204sometimes sacrifices have to 8e made for the greater good
>>150677212fuck it, just melt Earth into a ball of molten slag
Is Hussie ever going to come out as a hypnofag?
>>150677247So you're saying we should turn our Earth into a sort of Land of Fire and Slag (lofas)?
>>150675582Ever since the normalfags saw Sonic Adventure 2 for the first time, it was all shit like this forever.
>>150677263Burn it until it is a charred rock floating in the void
>>150677277Land of Scorch and Rocks (losar) sounds pretty interesting desu
low8loods are for ____
>>150676256Homestuck independent creators union.Basically creators that have made fanworks of homestuck that the current HS-Team endorses. The irony is INDEED lost on them with that name, and while we don't officially know how much influence the team has over the creators, the bias is very much obvious for who they let in.KGTAC isn't on their and it's one of the top completed fanventures. Granted the author dropped off the earth as far as we know so maybe that's a reason
>>150677350gobbless the authors who dont associate with HICU. May moonrunes and tridesert not sellout hopefully
>>150677365You’ll always have me, anon. Don’t worry.
>>150677299rape, molestation, and culling
>>150677365Counterpoint: Official Prisounebound merch
>>150677365You don't get anything from joining them actually at least I thinkIt's more a promotional thing. FruitRumpus also have some WEIRD stories there, mainly from a author by the name of "Hal"-something-somethingIt's very much just a badge thing with the off chance of some merch deals. Theres a chance some guys just took it off handily not caring
>>150677365I will never go corporate. Fuck the HICU. I love independence
>>150677389You can already just print the PB signs on a shirt or Keychain trinket. I know you just want a Renity to jar
>>150677350>while we don't officially know how much influence the team has over the creatorsAnd we never will thanks to all the NDAs kek
>>150677350What the hell even happened with Cole
>>150677425I wouldn't call them corporate. They're way too "throw things at a wall" to be that level.Haphazard Buissness, yeah I'd give them that
>>150677432Colsla plushie to treat how the Deltarune fandom treats Spamton plushie.
>>150677446Legends say his grandma died, and he he kinda lost motivation after that.Man I miss Homeskillet, the kids were cute
>>150677365Like the huss would have them
>>150677299Loving and cherishing
>>150671830source?
>>150677522>he doesn't knowhaha no no no no. they're for only FOUR things: rape, torture, culling, and more rape. Loving and cherishing a low8lood is like loving a cockroach that some how managed to escape 8eing crushed long enough to 8e crushed 8y a superior 8eing.
>>150671830should've had Meenah with Karkat and replaced her with Aranea (it's commonly known that no Serk and resist the Engbert cock
>>150677552made by the creator of Drinking Problem Abies, who disappeared off the face of the internet
crazy how Jake was kinda like the Jade of his session (in that he was constantly shit on 8y the narrative just to fuck with him). Like if I fum8led two 8addies (Jane and Aranea) like that I'd just fucking kill everyone and then myself.
>>150677674>jane Was being kind of retarded by not being upfront with him in the first place, to a point that she indirectly pushes him to be with dirk>Araena Was only because of his blue woman fetish and after the whole trickster arc incident, he wasn’t really in the mood for any intimacy for a hot minute I do agree with the fact that he did get shat on hard by the narrative by having him being comically dense to a point of being an awful friend and ultimately ending up as a more pathetic john at the end of the original comic the fact he never has a signature harleyegbert outburst just proves this even further
*does nothing*
>>150678041>signature harleyburt outburstwhat? from the top of my head, only Jane had an outburst that one time when she was talking to Jake on her birthday
>>150678086*and gets cucked for no reason*
>>150678089>john: rages over davesprite being a cunt and messing with him on the ship>jade: gets annoyed with karkat’s retardation and tells him and his future self off >jane: what you just mentioned they all have a moment where something pushes their buttons too hard and get pissed offjake however doesn’t the only conclusion to this is how him potentially being brain damaged made it so he can’t muster any anger at all
post your best mituna images, i want them all
>>150678227someone should post that one image of sollux raping mituna
>>150678227>step 1: cover yourself in mind honey
>>150678321>mirandakek
>>150678321>mirandawheeeeeeeeeeeeeze
>>150678347grim
>>150678347Who?
>>150678397he was reying to say "mituna" but it autocorrected to miranda
>>150678463god i thought that was a thicc kankri for a second
>>150678463me and bbw kankri
>>150678505me and big sjw kankri
whiteboard link since no one posted it this thread, I'll make a new one next threadhttps://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86477680-3831-6349
>>150678347>>150678342:(
>>150678673sorry 8ro we're just messin with you.
>Just met a trans person for the first time in years yesterday>Around 24 yrs old, extremely skinny, slightly tall, snow white skin, blond hair, wearing an all pink dress, born with a dick for sure>They had a Jade keychain on their bag, decided to go talk to them as I've been following the series since forever>Brought up the keychain and said I liked Homestuck too, instantly met with disbelief for some reason>Hit with a near endless amount of HS trivia fueled by completely unwanted scorn to validate me>Wasn't pissed about it, just assumed they were a bit more retarded than I thought and rolled in with the answers for fun (first question asked me for Jade's last name)>Questions got progressively harder but I was still getting them all right (although they would always include some unneeded extra info to my answers to one up me) until I was asked for the exact beginning of the Lil Cal timeline>Literally no clue, so I just said the first time he appears in the comic I guess>They do some kinda weird extremely loud anime-like laugh or something in the middle of public, like I'm talking full palm over face>Almost everyone around us begins to stare>"You HAVE to stop speedrunning there is NO WAY you actually like READ read HOMESTUCK">Proceeds to brief me on the retarded puppet timeline>Next question resets back to "spell Egbert"
>>150678696autism does that sometimes
That was quite a nerd-offI hope they were impressed by the size of your powerlevel
>>150678696Isn't when Gamzee manifests Lil Cal in Dave's dreams?
>>150678696Should've hit them with a lead pipe
>>150678696is this love?
>>150677425Did you even get an offer to join?
>>150678746Lil Cal is a Juju, the trick question is that theres no definitive answer.
anymore requests, im still working on the strip troll mtg req but i want that one to be really nice so itll be a bit
>>150678853Jade making kanaya and rose kiss her radioactive dog penis
>>150678853Dave in front of a 7/11 with a pack of newports(You can use a random picture of a 7/11 as a background)
>>150678696>exact beginning of the Lil Cal timelineLil Cal is a juju. He's part of a timeloop. He doesn't *have* a beginning
>>150678853Is a drawing of terezi and roxy giving each other death stares (only stopping when john comes in) fine?
>>150678696you got mansplained
>>150678946Pottery
>>150678949
>>150678696This sounds like one of those fake reddit posts where they make up a person, be it a family member or someone random, for users to be outraged with. Like, there is NO way someone is THIS retarded. Right???
>>150678853your fantroll lusting over John, naturally.
>>150678971Every one of those reddit posts you're thinking of describes a real person, you just don't wanna believe it. That guy's greentext doesn't even sound unusual to me, having been around autistic people
>>150678971desu >>150678696 sounds plausible since bad faith posters would go on and on about negative physical appearances. they describe a tall blond person in a dress, nothing screams "i made this post to hate trans ppl" its more this trans person was insane towards me, because anyone can be insane
>>150679002i knew this one autist and he acted exactly like this lol
>>150678971You say that like that autismally elitist behavior isn't common even on this very website>YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAME>FUCKING SPEEDWATCHERS I SWEAR>DUMB SPEEDREADER>YOU FUCKING SECONDARY RETARD>XYZ-ONLIES ARE RUINING ALL DISCUSSION YOUR OPINIONS DON'T MATTER UNTIL YOU READ [the other work]
>>150678853Eridan holding his pumpkin head as he rides on his seahorse dad like the Headless Horseman
>>150679169No I know, but being a retard in an anonymous board where everyone assumes either hostility or ill intent is very different to being this sort of retarded to someone face to face.
>>150679243people realize real quick that 4chan isnt real life, i feel bad for that persons "friends"
Sometimes you gotta listen to the musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1KejXsVKBc
>>150678696I've had similar experience with a guy wearing shirt of a band I also liked. There are strange people out there.
>>150677389whats wrong with paying the bills with stuff you love to do?
>>150679243Reminds me of how back in high school some dude was being autistic as hell and mention how 4chan was this “le epic hacker site that got people to eat tidepods” That moment told me anyone who unironically acts like a retard outside of this shithole is genuinely fucking braindead
I'm going to buy a classpect shirt and I'm going to wear it in public and I'm going to make homestuck friends
>>150679475what's your aspect gonna be?
>>150679475I want a doom one so bad but im broke
>>150679475based, i'd hang out with you
>>150679494heart
>>150679475>>150679494Okay seer of cum
>>150679558I'm actually a 8ard of 8alls
>>150679475I own a few HS shirts and wear then often, and only once had been approached (A tween girl no older than 16 I think). Like hell Imma go down the Hussie x Vriska route.
>>150679608do it 8ro
>>150679475I have some bootleg Homestuck merch I've been wearing in public but by proxy of living in a small area nobody has approached me to talk about homestuck.
>>150677350>homestuck unionwhat's the point of this community?
>>150674566I'm surprised she made it in there
>>150679866Copyright law.Presumably, if money ever enters the picture people need to remember Hussie owns the copyright on everything they're profiting from.
>>150678971No, that's the modern Homestuck fan.
>>150677425>>150678822No, really, was there a remote possibility of this happening in the first place.
>>150678822>>150680303Possible? I dont know? Did I? No, and I never would've taken it if so.
>>150679608what a hellish image
today i will remind them
>>150680363So you're taking a stand by denying an offer that wasn't never on the table in the first place? Seems pretty self important.
>>150679475i wore my space hoodie to renew my license and the dude there said he recognized it!! was very cool :)also hello everyone!! i hope everyone is having a great day today!!! :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44un1ADquPA
>>150680418non-canon and mogged 8y 8est spider
>>150680418
>>150680479hi jadeanon
>>150680533hi anon!! :) how are you?
>>150680479gr8 day to you as well, jadeanon
My choice of homestuck merch I could wear is slightly more limited than other because I'm a scorpio so if I bought a relevant shirt anyone who could figure out the homestuck association would think I've got one of the cluster B personality disorders.
>>150680539doing good, just listening to some tunes and deciding what i'm gonna play today. https://youtu.be/csdv-mQjfWk?si=ocM4thlgcjEIy3Vf
I can't wear anything homestuck related because I work surrounded by huge nerds
>>150680575take a classpect quiz and wear something with your aspect
>>150680541hiiii! how have you been? have you been re-reading?>>150680588such a fun and sick track!! good pick, what games do you usually play
>>150680590Sorry to hear
was vriska right in saying karkat was TOO good a leader in the worst way because had their session included more chaos, more of them would've reached god tier and maybe been able to take jack on?
>>150680603Haven't really 8een re-reading. I started reading it with my sister recently (which I guess counts as re-reading it). Anyways, how're you?
>>150680603i was getting really into dbd and helldivers, the the shit-top i use gt some battery damage so I gotta settle for hades 2 tboi and tf2; i think i should stop here otherwise it'll be offtopic blogposting
>>150680363I haven't really heard of any restrictions that come with it, though. Sounds like its just a merch deal, which would be nice
>>150680624>was vriska rightNo, never, like every other light player, she's a complete moron, and that's why I love her.
>>150680624God no, Jack would have massacred them all the same.
>>150680631fair enough, ummm just play pesterquest!! silly xp>>150680629thats wholesome! im good, been working on my jade cosplay :)
I wish the 8ard of Void, and the 8ard costume in general didn't include the codpiece 8ecause if I wear it in pu8lic not only will I 8e exposed to 8e a Homestuck fan, 8ut I'd also look like I have a massive 8oner
>>150680648Maybe don´t be a shit class like a bard then.
>>150680648Why would you wear a godtier pajama in public
>>150680659>t. Page of Piss and Shit
>>150680661cus it'd 8e cool and may8e i'd meet another homestuck fan to discuss homestuck with and get a friend who I can talk to. i'm so lonely...
>>150680648I was just thinking of that. The god tier costumes were originally based on the first to get it in the comic. Which is why knight has a timeline checker collarI was thinking of bard of void and I think bard of void would look like a mime. A mage of space would meanwhile have a big wizard hat with stars. I may draw these
>>150680624NoThey won their session, they objectively won, and there was no reason they would have anticipated god tiers or Jack. Vriska is trying to say that had she done a few more murders like a good friend maybe they could have done more. Then she reality checks herself with "oh but we won because we DIDN'T kill each other" which sounds like a serial killer making a joke
>>150680647nice. hope it comes out well. sounds like a fun project
>>150680704I also really, really doubt throwing a few more god tiers at Jack would have done it, just meant he opens with Red Miles and nukes them all via AOE right away.
I have a story about an autistic girl who was ridiculously into homestuck when I was an early teen. I'll save it for the next thread though. You niggas will get a kick out of it.
>>150680648you wouldn't stand out in a homestuck convention/cosplay event. just put on the codpiece only after you arrived
>>150680797no i mean outside of a cosplay event/convention. Just out in the wild or during halloween
>>150680648Put a faygo in the codpeice and pray to caliborn you aren't the only clown there
>>150680749pls dont dox me
>>150680749Were not at bump limit share the story you fuck
>>150680648I’ve thought a lot about the idea of trying to make a Page outfit that sticks to the original and doesn’t look stupid.
>>150680513>non-canonit says canon right there
>>150680994impossible. The Page outfit is made to be goofy. It's literally a joke, just like the 8ard one
>>150681110this image? no idea what you're talking about
>>150681146but i...i could've...i-it was right th-h-hah...
When I finish with the main webcomic should I have a go at the epilogues, or would I just be depressing myself?
>>150681159You won't get the full experience but go for itFor the whole thing you should wait a year and then return to read the epilogues
>>150681155shhhhhhhh don't worry schizo it's fine to hallucin8 sometimes........
>>150681174what do you mean by this?
>>150681159yeah I think you should read it. is it good? no. 8ut I found it entertaining until Obama showed up. then i skipped it and went to HS2
>>150681159do not
Oh shit, I wasn't expecting an update on the weekend
>>150681259I saw that coming from a mile away. Ending the week on friday with the fakeout End of Act 4? Of course they're gonna drop the twist on saturday
>>150680817just partially wear the outfit then, like only the top half. it IS a costume so you're pretty much meant to stand out otherwise like all others
>>150671689I wanna see her crush him completely, like everything broken and mangled beyond repair
I'm not gonna lie I'm quite fond of beyond cannon current arc
Is crow strider worth reading?
New pages added!One of the trolls remarks that this is the last part of the timeline that they're able to see because of something Jade does in a matter of hours.Then we wade into [S] Descend, which for a lot of people was a highlight of the original run. Jack begins slaughtering the armies of Skaia, wreaking quite a lot of damage to the planet itself in the process. One of his underlings returns the white king's scepter to him, which is promptly used to end the session: a meteor shower is summoned. Meanwhile, an agent of Jack's clones a dog using the stolen code Rose tried to destroy. It glows an eerie green...Jack leaves Skaia to its fate and heads up to Prospit, severing its moon and letting it fall to Skaia to inflict even more damage (presumably to hasten the end of the session). John and Jade tumble to the surface of Skaia, with John still asleep. After trying to wake him up Jade manages to throw him out of the radius of the impact, but sacrifices her dream self in the process. The process of summoning the meteors triggers the planet to use gates to move some of the incoming meteors out of the session -- we find out how the kids and their guardians and the exiles all get to Earth. Rose, in a fit of pique, blows up the gate above her house. She has decided the game is stacked against them and resolves to not play by its rules. Then she sends her collected thoughts on the game out into paradox space, perhaps providing the first and only guidebook that sburb has ever had (if such a thing can be said to make sense in a place which can interact with all times). John takes Jade's ring and is given a vision that leads him into receiving a very important green package. It contains a letter from Jade and someone he has never met, along with several unusual items. Jack comes to take the ring, but a well-armed stuffed bunny emerges to defend John.Meanwhile, one of the exiles saves John's sleeping self from the ectobiology lab and sends him off.Jack retreats...
>>150681910painfully mediocre
>>150681910Gets very wish fullfillment-y and textwalls to hug it out, but its solid enough.
>>150681131Yeah, and I have to suck it up because I’m the Vriskafag and it’s an existential sign that I’m destined to be hypnotized by her.
So it seems the pilot is a failure? space king got 3.7 millon views meanwhile the pilot 1.7 million views in just a week. I mean almost 2 million views is great for any youtube video except for this kind of animation.
>>150682131we're cooked
>>150681223The Epilogues were released a year after the end of Act 7.>>150681159You should give them a shot, they're not very long.
>>150682131Is this talking point being brought up as a joke?
>>150682170>The Epilogues were released a year after the end of Act 7.*three yearsfucking weird to think that more time's passed since the epilogues than between act 7 and the epilogues
>>150682201what is a joke? less than 2 million views for animations with a high budget are bad numbers
>>150682131Spaceking has momentum it's not really a fair comparison.
>>150682131>I predicted it would cap at 1.5 - 2 milly before it aired>anons in that thread INSISTED I was lowballing and predicted 6-10 millionSome of you were very very delusional.
>>150682131all it takes is one studio to see it's potential desu
Gonna do another art stream tonight, this time im going to work on the next manga panel page. and finish up that terezi request.Maybe do some simple quick sketches here and there, so leave a request
>>150682371dave eating a burger
>>150682371hungover roxy checking her phone and it's got a shit ton of missed calls from larry
>>150682371I wonder what sort of wild prizes she is going to win?
Oh of course when I'm done drawing the thread is saged
>>150670488The nymphs are 100% gonna change the Homestuck meta trvst…
>>150682478doomed thread
I read homestuck for the first time years after the fact, but my gf was around when it was first coming out. She wants me to ask if anyone here can confirm that Damara makes a reference to the yaranaika meme during the part where you play as Meenah in a flash game. She's very distressed because she can't find any references to it anywhere but she swears it had happened in an earlier version of the comic
>>150682371equneppreferably them fucking
>>150682371What you think the SBURB.EXE kids look like.
>>150682599I would post it now and in the new thread, but I'll wait. I won't double dip. >>150682371A chibi meenah
>>150682371The rich throne troll girl blinging up the god tier outfit of a random, unspecified prisounebound or space days player
>>150672868>he’s keeping inventory on stuckposters
>>150682371Nepeta in a lion onsie ready to pounce, little booty shaking in the air
>>150682789lion onesie*
>>150682371Korpus actually deleting Ellith's clothes
>>150682789seconded
>>150682338its potential has been measured by the response to the pilotyou've got to come to grips with the fact that pretty much all that's left of the homestuck fandom are people like >>150678696 or >>150682062
>>150682624nah that was a fancomic but i remember what youre talking about, iirc octopimp dubbed itkankri asks horuss if he has his whistle and horuss digs through a chest looking for it, then hands kankri a big blue horse dildo and asks him to hold it for a minute, he does, then realizes what hes holding and throws it with a scream, damara walks down some path and finds the horse dildo then has a mischievious face, flash to meenah running down the same path and encountering damara sitting on a bench in a speedsuit, they make eye contact and damara engages in the meme zipping the speedsuit down and exposing the horse cock, to which meenah looks disgusted and goes WTF
>>150680624>was vriska right in saying karkat was TOO good a leader in the worst way because had their session included more chaos, more of them would've reached god tierwhat is it with hussie and always siding with the chaotic abusive characters like vriska and meenah
>>150683005addict for crazies
>>150682371Nepeta getting a motherly kiss by the Disciple
>>150682624>>150682956found the comic, id=142023 on mspabooru, too large to post and directly linking is flagged for spam
>>150681910>crow striderIt comes up with the stupidest excuse to allow Davepeta to exist, and yet the author is completely unable to bring an incarnation HB back to live despite being an incredibly easy thing to do so.Also Slick dies once more and Bec Noir gets to live because????Fuck this adventure.
>>150683005in homestuck you'll notice there are few actually 'nice' characters, every character has a selfish ulterior motive, is simply a bitch or their bullied personality is seen as proof of the 'real' them
>>150683132jade, feferi, nepeta, roxy, ms paint, wq, pm, serenity, latula, horuss, mituna, meulin, calliope, kanaya, porrim, tavros, maplehoof
>>150683123The very mission statement of CSAU is stupid because it's already trying to bring nearly every rando back to life, not because it didn't revive your flavor of rando. It's smoothing down all of the edges of the story. It just makes for mediocre, anodyne reading. Sweet cotton candy fluff for people who like that stuff, but nothing to write home about.
Ah yes spooky monthTime to watch Killer Klowns from Outer Space
>>150683179Feferi isn't unambiguously nice, she does have a mean streak, best seen in her logs with Jade. Which is perfectly fine in my opinion, she's a great character that sadly lost the main cast lotto so we couldn't see that developed a little more.>>150683005'Siding with' is coming at it with the wrong approach. The chaotic characters are ones that gum up the gears of the story and cause conflict, of course he'd want to feature them more often in his comic.
>>150683179>feferi>kanaya>calliope>dancestorsyou have to be kiddingnepeta and roxy are pretty nice but they both have violent sides
>>150683222honk ;o
>>150683240what i mean by "siding with" is that they're usually portrayed as in the right for being bullies, see vriska being brought back just to knock the alcohol out of rose and kanaya's hand and tavros always being blamed for being "a wimp", damara being disliked by the whole dancestor cast for snapping at meenah after years of taunting
>>150683180My main point is that the faventure advertises itself as the ultimate wish-fulfillment fic that aims to please all sides (John and June coexisting for instance), but the moment you focus on the stickmen character you realize the author is incapable of accomplishing even that.Carapacians are truly the ultimate filter for this forsaken fandom.
>>150683276and just the logic of "karkat was actually a bad leader because he was too nice and everything was too peaceful so vriska would have been better" is exactly the same logic that led meenah to bully damara and it's just seen as right by the story
>>150683304it's just hard not to come away from vriska's comeback with the notion that the comic thinks bullies are fine for being bullies as long as they're serving a personal agenda they've convinced themselves is heroic (a speedrun to death) and that being too nice is a flaw
>>150680513>>150680515Aranea's breasts are canonically smaller than that.
>>150683244Both of them are justified when they do
>>150683304>>150683276I do have my reservations with how Vriskagram was handled because it made Vriska returning as the 'single solution' rather than something that has knock-on effects like making Terezi not lose her shit and get down with the clown. The smacking Rose's drink thing was odd because immediately after it in A6A6I5 Rose herself says that Kanaya was mainly the one who helped her through her addiction, so why show that shot with Vriska?But in what way is Vriska's take on Karkat's leadership skills meant to be right? It's during her final conversation with John, where she's literally expounding how fucked up she and the planet she's from is. You're not supposed to read that and be like 'damn she's spitting, they should have killed each other' you should think 'wow these teenagers have been turned by psychopaths by Alternia'. Remember that after this convo, her type A, 'be the biggest lone badass' mindset gets her killed by either Bec Noir or Terezi.>AG: He'd 8e so pissed if he heard me say this, 8ut I think he'd cut it 8etter as a human than as a troll.>EB: you probably mean that as an insult, but i think it is a nice compliment!Karkat's whole thing IS that being soft and nice is not a flaw. He's trying to front as a badass Alternian warrior but deep down he's too altruistic to really commit to the bit.
>>150683407that's the point i'm trying to make lol
>>150683240>>150683244you don't have to be a perfect saint to just be overall nice imo
>>150683421>But in what way is Vriska's take on Karkat's leadership skills meant to be right? It's during her final conversation with John, where she's literally expounding how fucked up she and the planet she's from is. You're not supposed to read that and be like 'damn she's spitting, they should have killed each other' because at the end of the comic the retcon is supposed to fix the timeline so vriska who was killed before and taught a lesson is suddenly proven correct and whose unchanged personality is the apparent perfect fix for the meteor crew's problems
>>150683454>vriska who was killed before and taught a lesson is suddenly proven correct and whose unchanged personalityExcept she is still stopped from doing what she originally wanted to do, just not killed for it. She gets knocked out by John to prevent her from going to fight Bec Noir, if she was still the same Vriska she would have tried to either do it again, or try to solo the villains in the Alpha Kids' session.
Really makes you wonder if one of the biggest reasons most sessions fail ("lack of cooperation") is actually lack of player ritual murderPacifist species must just die instantly
move >>150683550>>150683550>>150683550
>>150676368oh yeah, i forgot about that
>>150683523i'm not saying andrew didn't create good characters, i just think he misunderstood what made people like vriska in the first place and got mad she was even controversial, a stance he apparently continues to this day>>150683523being killed forced her to change, and her aggressive narcissistic personality is unchanged once she's never forced to reckon with the wrongness of her actions and outlook, she's ultimately proven a hero post-retcon but not one with any character arc anymore. she's more like a deus ex machina
>>150683534yeah it turns out the "oppressive violent society" vriska fans like to point to a sobstory was actually proven right by the same one they're claiming was a victim
>>150683534Both bro and alternia made warriors. It worked. Blame the game not the players.
>>150683678exactly that's why dave's abuse arc is tonally dissonant
>>150683700I don't really agree.I always felt it was more about how even someone abusing you for your own good (the way Bro did to Dave) still doesn't mean it won't affect you later on.Like yeah, Bro made Dave a warrior because that's what Dave NEEDED to be, but that doesn't mean that Dave wasn't traumatized by his cruel upbringing, whether he technically needed it to survive or not doesn't really affect that.It's meant to be complex and layered but people like to simplify it to just "Bro was abusive" because they're stupid and incapable of understanding nuance.
