When will they announce the series being greenlit?
if god is good, neverif god is funny, tomorrow
>>150657387No executive is going to pick up such a confusing pilot.
Why don't they just make it a webseries instead of letting execs butcher it and let it die in obscurity like Hazbin Hotel. Making it a pilot pitch seems like a waste of money instead of spending it to make a full first episode
>>150657615The pilot is honestly awful, if you’re not aware of the lore and story of homestuck you’re just left confused. It’s not a show that invites new fans. That’s bad for a pilot.
FOR NEWFAGS WHO WANT TO READ THE ORIGINAL WEBCOMIC:Download this https://github.com/GiovanH/unofficial-homestuck-collection/releases/tag/v2.7.2And this https://www.mediafire.com/file/r5qt9byxu4h3ej9/The_Unofficial_Homestuck_Collection.zip/fileOr just use one of these websites (Less ideal)https://mspa.chadthundercock.com/https://homestuck.kici.moe/
No idea. All I know is they aren't going to give Vriska her lucious tits, and that's why it will fail.That, and that alone.
if you laugh you go to hell
>>150657658It's Hussie doing the executive meddling, however. He's a fuckin weirdo and this is his comfort zone. Standing back and calibrating it to be the level of shitty he wants.
>>150657387
>vriska cripples the boy she had a crush on and forcibly kisses him: did nothing wrong>equius traps rustblood crush who he's racist towards in a robot body and forcibly kisses her: i sleep>eridan says he doesn't want feferi to die and even if she doesn't want to be with him he would feel the same: iNcEl
>>150657990
>>150658202>normal troll behavior>normal troll behavior>weird simp behaviorMaybe Eridan should just git gud at being a troll.
>>150658291>the trolls don't dislike eridan because he's a violent incel but because he's a pathetic wimpy simpmakes sense
Way to ruin this comic for zoomers
People really hating on Sollux for some reason.
>>150657945the size of Vriska's Vriskas is directly connected to the budget of her depiction... buy more merch
So what's the plot, i only played act 1 and there's some kids playing some game, weird shit happens and then they fight their parents
>>150658514Four kids want to play a game, but get stopped along the way by an increasingly annoying gauntlet of characters until eventually they just say "fuck it" and go outside.
>>150658472sux cucktor
>>150658202My favorite part is Kanaya watching that whole exchange and assuming she lost
sollux fans need to fight back making kanaya cuck wojaks lost to big dog cock or something
>>150658585
>Transfem Dirk is winning by 16 fucking votes in less than 2 hours.>Its somehow the most contested while all the other ones are pretty decisive.
>>150658202equius and vriska are sexy eridan is not
>>150658514Dickbag mystical computer game needs kids to play it and become cosmic creation forces (or it kills them.) Lotta tonal dissonance if you're not on the author's wavelength.
Supremeruby Rogue of Space, you are a faggot
What did they do to John Egbert?
>>150658472sollux kicked off murderstuck by trying and failing to kill eridan
What would this session look like if it took place in the Marvel universe? The players: >Peter Parker >Johnny Storm >Doreen Green >Kamala Khan >Lunella Lafayette>Bobby Drake >Tandy Bowen >Felicia Hardy picked the players based on which of Spider-Man’s friends I genuinely think he could convince to play Sburb with no knowledge of what it is
>>150658618NIGGER!
>>150658781>capeshitnuh uh
>>150658787ATTACK!
>>150658781Not only would they lose, they would lose in record time on account of EVERYTHING getting powersJack Noir more like Jack More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and The Incredible Hulk Put Together
>>150658814>hits the swastika pose
>>150658781They would rape Jade, Rose, Vriska, Nepets and all the other female trolls with their BWCs
>>150658781>>150658818>Kamala throws a figurine of Captain Marvel into her sprite >Lunella throws in a spare supercomputer>Johnny throws in H.E.R.B.I.E.>every enemy is now a hyper intelligent cyberCarol
How do you all headcanon Caliborn to sound like?I always pictured him as either sounding really weird and raspy, or like a screeching 12 years old.
>>150658712nepeta must be protected at all costs
>>150658922Since it's a shitty computer game I just kind of imagine them all babbling in various pitches and tones of Simlish and intelligible English comes out of that
>>150658952What if they sound like Animal Crossing characters.
>>150658922british karkat
i miss sadstuck and earnest fanart, why is everyone passive aggressive and ironypoisoned now
>>150657387Hopefully never.
>>150659008defence mechanism
>>15065738710/25
New Hussie sketchbook stuff. First time Tavros and Kanaya were drawn.
>>150658922Raspy gremlin 12 year old
>>150659008same, sadstuck was kino and I'm tired of ironystuck
>>150658922Sort of like Cuno from Disco Elysium.
>>150659049CALIBORN DOESN'T FuCKING CARE. NOW DRAW ME A DICK YOu FAGGOT.
>>150658993peak
>>150658993French Rose
one must imagine Rose with bush
>>150658922Rhonda from the Seventh Level of Yar
>>150657387Would it be fair to say the pilot flopped? Looked ass anyways. I just wished the homestuck website functioned better
>>150659116Rose and Aradia have the thickest, fluffiest muffs in all of homestuck. Like a well-trimmed hedge, you can just run your fingers through it.Imagine.
>>150658937Truth
>>150659020imagine being able to think of something and then just draw it
>The "HAMMER ATTACK" clip is going viral on TwitterHERE'S HOW HOMESTUCK CAN STILL WIN!
>>150659228It is freeing, you should try it anon.
>>150659212one must now ponder the aroma
>>150659228imagine being able to think
>>150659237You mean niggers are black? Why would toby fox say that?
>>150659210I would only say so if the series won't get picked up by anybody
>>150659228an idea so vile it drives me to retch
>>150659116>>150659212Rose meticulously cuts her bush into artsy geometric shapes to make it look presentable, but she still let's grows it out into a forest. A clean, well-maintained, yet neigh impenetrable forest.
>>150659210It got third place behind space king and disney princess gore. Could be worse. Could be monkey stench
Hussie confirming Daverose was canon is kinda worse than Davekat and Dogdick jade combined
>>150658269>Please Aradia I need this>My lusus is kinda hungry , I'm tryna help her out
>>150658472I just find his typing quirk extremely annoying to read. I out right skipped his and Feferi's dialog.
It's kinda funny Aranea is by far the most popular Ancestor and it's only cause she's the only one with canon big boobs
>>150659279>neigh impenetrable
>>150659322>aradiia i 2ee you on 2tream why you tryiing not two laugh bruh
>>150658922Just Zim from Invaider Zim
>>150659333Or maybe it's because she's one of the only two who actually do anything
>>150659309They were fucking on that asteroid? I-i guess that's better than potenially contracting space HIV
>>150659309Not really
>>150659333Only two dancestors actually appear outside of walkaround flashes. She IS hot though.
>>150659414Araneagga...
I'll be honest I skipped almost all the walkaround segments my first read through so I have no fucking clue what happens in them.
>>150659431i'm the weirdo that only cares about the walkaround sections and flashes and found the pesterlogs a huge bore
I had a stupid idea where john and terezi marries, inturn having two sons. Chex the human and balenz the troll.
>>150659431like ONE of them matters
>>150659431but the character interactions
>>150659250>>150659250Despite what you'd expect>Rose's smells suspiciously like old books>Aradia's almost reeks of patchouli and incense
>>150658427what
>>150659436>optimize the site for mobile>none of the walkaround flashes are compatible with touch controlslmao
>>150658598>first piece of official dirk art might be fucking sjw shitit's so fucking over
>>150659553dirkfags can't stop losing
Reminder that if transfem Dirk wins that means she's straight and so the fujos lose.
>>150659542[S] YOU THERE. BOY. works okay until that one place where the camera shifts and traps you.
>>150658922my friend has come up with a very specific voice for him and I rather like it. it's as if karkat talked like a saturday morning cartoon villain and occasionally elongates words
>>150659237the what
>>150659309I like how there was absolutely no reason as to why he would make this shit canon yet I'm the weird one when I say it was obvious he dreamt of them fucking when the comic was still running. The author notes and the bajillion references/callouts to DaveRose already make it obvious enough.
>>150659573>choosing sjws over chillmaxxing fujosI have straight/lesbian ships too. I just hate transfem dirk because I would hate any character being forced to trans out of nowhere for brownie points
>>150659632Would it make any difference if instead of "Transfem Dirk" it was "Genderbent Dirk"?
>>150659309None of the things you listed are bad. Incest is a major theme of Homestuck, especially when it comes to the Strilondes. I don't really care about Davekat in general, lukewarm really. And Homestuck is pretty firmly preoccupied with furry fetish as a subject. Fetish in general. Dave's entire sequence in the early acts was maneuvering around his brother-father's weird exhibitionist gay puppet kink.
I hope it isn't. Homestuck wasn't very good. Long doesn't mean good.
>>150659678I'll show you something long and good *unzips*
>>150658472He exists solely to steal Aradia away from everyone while acting like a total fucking loser. I say we kill him and let Aradia belong to much better and deserving men.
>>150659678I'll show you something good and long boy *slaps it on the table
:D
>>150659644It sounds like someone is trying to meddle with terminology again because those are not the same things
>>150659712There are two drawings, they depict the exact same character in the exact same way. One is called "genderbent" the other is "transfem". There is no way you would know which is which other than the labels. Does it even matter at that point?
>>150659692May enlighten you to the truth?
>>150659699equius had some good fucking taste
>>150659699neatstill haven't watched kog but the princess or whatever is cute
>>150659699>It's a feferi bot
>>150659737>John x literally fucking anyonepeak
>>150659692>>150659737#KillSollux
>>150659692>It's literally about shipping, againSpare a thought for the mutant
Post a Homestuck character that literally did nothing wrong
>>150659752>John "designated town bicycle" EgbertI can see it
>>150659765why is everyone hating on sollux all of a sudden, wtf did he do
>>150659775
>>150659777GYATT DAAAAMN
>>150659789he's winning against some popular trans headcanon in a poll, also most boring troll
>>150659773Shipping is retarded unless it involves Aradia
>>150659777[S] Repopulate
>>150659775him
>>150659830John sex > matriorb
>>150659644one is a funny haha genderbend and the other is a self-fellation pat on the back by butchering someone else's character and expecting a standing applause
>>150659777Am I weird in thinking this is hotter than being in lingerie or naked?
>>150659857How do you make this distinction?
>>150659861You are not weird that was an entire fashion trend for the better part of a decade.
>Canon John>The only heterosexual remaining>Dates Roxy and Terezi>Friends with Vriska>Single-handedly carries the story at times>Post-canon John>Either troons out or dies>Girlfriend trooned out, other gf erasedIf the epilogue gets better, I'll never know. Because what I've read so far is absolute dogshit.
>>150659890The Epilogues were intentionally made to piss people off. I geniuenly believe that and nothing Hussie says can convince me of otherwise.
>>150659808My heart really goes out to Eridan. He actually loved all of his fellow trolls, he just couldn't get past his social conditioning and felt compelled to hold up Alternian traditions. All the angels he killed represent the goodwill in his heart burning up under the weight of the caste system
>>150659917That's because you're an incredibly sensitive person and liable to take anything you don't like as a personal slight.
>>150659775It depends on your point of view reallySburb already wiped out both their species, so any additional murder is like sprinkles on your sundae. What really would qualify as a crime is anything that prevents the players from winning, so killing everyone is ok as long as you survive
>>150659933Nah, he's probably onto something because it really does feel like huss or whomever wrote them saw the happy endings and said "but what if they...weren't?"
>>150659884How the hell do you even call this? Low-waist pants?
>>150659777>hey bro... wanna save me some or>hey dave! sorry but i think they're only into me! but you can jade or something, i think she's free haha!>oh yeah jade right gotcha haha yeah
>>150659890I read the Epilogues, played Hiveswap and FriendSim, am caught up on Beyond Canon and there is no trans John anywhere. My friend who is an OG fan told me June Egbert was canon but I've yet to see a trooned John in anything
>>150659951To be completely fair a lot of epilogues would look like that no matter what story you're looking atWinning and getting a happy ending is fine and then the camera turns off and you have to live with it the rest of your life
>>150659967Low-rise jeans and a high-waisted thong, typically lycra but your material may vary
>>150659777Does fucking ghosts feel different from fucking living people? Since ghosts are just essentially people with whitened eyes.
>transfem dirk strider eliminatedLETS GOO
>>150659951Again, this is because your average fandomite takes bad things happening to a character, or a character doing bad things, as a commentary on their own moral integrity.The Epilogues are not actually an epilogue. People take the name at face value way too much, the fact that there are two of them should be indication that they're not actually meant to serve the literary purpose that an epilogue usually does. The post Act 7 credit snapchats are more of an epilogue.>>150659967The thong sticking out is known as a 'whaletail', because it looks like a whale's tail coming out of the water.
>>150659994they're chilly too
>>150659978Usually when you do an Epilogue you do a 'where are they now!' moment and you either make it a funny silly thing or you use it to just give a sendoff to the characters. Not whatever the fuck Hussie did.
>>150660028I agree, as fanservice it is particularly miserable
>>150660017that's what i like to hear, baybee
>>150659971There's like a split second in one of the BC animations that shows a silhouette in the vein of vague prophetic crap. No telling from that alone which John it's supposed to be or what the broader meaning is.
>>150659978Yeah that's all fine and good, except for all the parts where it sucks.>>150660021I know, which is why I referred to post-canon instead.
>>150659553Good news! Those options tied ('Ult dirk attacked by horse' and tranny ult Dirk), which means that they both actually lost and got replaced with an option from an earlier round.Also, Hussie thought the FedoraFreak suggestions were fun so that's getting some art regardless of the results (God Tier Gent of Piss probably).
>>150660071>They tied so they both diedTop kek
there's the misery you like and the misery you hate. everyone has their personal jump the shark moment. some people hate murderstuck for this reason but i never understood it. with homestuck the concept of canon is inherently contradictory so i just pick and choose remembering what i loved and discard what i don't like (the weird incest shit, most of act 6, all the post-canon content)
>>150660147poetic
We've got a ways to go before the OG website hits act 6And a whole lot of questionable developments, of which my favorite part is that if it exists in paradox space it is always there no matter what time you exist at, in my particular phraseology the space of space
>>150657869Yeah, the best pilots serve as concept introductions and are kind of like animated pitch-bibles. No exec looking at that pilot is going to have any idea what they're looking at or be persuaded to adapt it.
>>150659978This perspective is kind of disturbing to me. Like, do you think getting your ass handed to you and your goals at the time falling through completely would lead to better results? Or would a bland through-line with no meaningful cost or benefit somehow not go badly in the same way?It sounds like blanket cynicism, and I'm pretty sure that's not accurate, but it's like I didn't get clued into the rest.
She should have survived murderstuck...
Post more sexy fanart in the vein of >>150659777pleaaaaaaase
>>150660228
>>150660247Quick push the boss key
>>150660228I don't any art that would be considered sexy per say but have cute aradia
>>150660285my god
>>150660247i love sollux and feferi
>>150660204It's less an observation about how things are and more a narrative implication that the moment the main plot is over all the reasons for the status quo could change at any moment for any reasonI think my favorite example is the ending of Stand By Me where the guy just reads out the awful shit that randomly happened to the people he grew up with and then resolves to enjoy what time he has left with his kids while he can
>>150660285This looks more like an entirely different character cosplaying as Aradia.
If the series does get greenlit, when will we get to the alpha kids?
>>150660450Years in the future.
>>150660450Depends entirely on the pacingIf they take their time setting things up with act 1-4 then the first season will be over before you know it, potentially as early as Rose entering or as late as Jack: AscendThen you'll be waiting around for season 2
>>150660493But not many.
>>150660498My bet is that the first two-three episodes will focus on John and Dave entering Sburb.
With how many characters there, do you guys think we could make a homestuck arena fighter?
>>150659978>>150660028>>150660062Tragedies don't normally have very compelling epilogues because extending the timeline to wallow some more is just making the tragedy longer - not really even a send-off.A miserable and chaotic epilogue to a positive ending reeks more of "author wishes it wasn't over yet and didn't end the way it did despite being the one to end it when and how it ended." Hussie's never been good about the long term.Maybe he always wanted to write shitty AU Homestuck fanfiction because he's jealous of all the tumblr kids who did, IDK. I checked out early and there's nothing I care about in Homestuck besides the goobers wearing toilet paper.
How's Jester Quest?
>>150660657A short little MSPA in the style of Hussie's older writing. I think it's fun for what it is.
>>150660017>>150660071god bless
>>150659917Hussie legit thinks they were brilliant. This is your first clue he's not as smart as he thinks he is.
>>150660955>"My goodness, Daveradia?"
What a trainwreck
>>150660955The Epilogues were pretty decent.
Yo, I’m windin’ up the flow, call me Heir of the Breath,While you choke on your syllables, I’m airin’ out death.Like Jack Noir with a blade, man, I’m cuttin’ through canon,I’m a time-shiftin’ strider, see the records I’m slammin’.Twistin’ space with my strategy, call me Jade HarleyLyrics bite harder than fangs, cause I got that dog in me.See me trollin on the mic like I'm Vriska with fate,I drop dice on your life, you JUST rollin’ with h8.Got a mind full of games, call me Doc Scratch shady,Manipulator, smooth operator, I abscond with your lady.Like Aradia grinding gears, I’m bringin’ death on repeat,But I come back resurrected with a god-tier beat.I’m a bard of destruction, you clowns faint when I cough,Gamzee Faygo-flow, knockin your whole cranium offYo, I’m Rose with the prose, I don't need hope for this pageCause I spit English in the text, then go grimdark on the stage.Retcon the rhyme in no time, like Hussie in the frame,Fourth-wall breakin’ hard, yo, I ain't playin no gameMy flow’s a scratch, new session every time that I rap,Alpha timeline flexin’ while you’re doomed in the trap.Now I’m strikin’ with the force of Bec Noir unleashed,I got meteors of rhymes crashin’ down on your streets.Kanaya with the chainsaw, I’m cuttin’ through your lines quick,Choppin’ beats with my flow, leave you smeared like lipstickEquius with the strength, I’m crackin’ ribs like a bow,Imma rein in the beat, nay, I'm tramplin this flowStable as I go, got horsepower in my chest,While you’re saddled with excuses, I’m gallopin’ with the best.Call me the Lord of English, timeless, I can’t be killed,My victory's already here, and now the loop is fulfilled.So I end it like a page but I’m writin’ the book,Homestuck in my veins, better take a long look.From the trolls to the kids, every verse interlocks,You just lost to the game, checkmate on the clock.
>>150661044If you were stupid as hell, maybe.
>>150661061What's the matter with them?
>>150659971When did your friend start reading Homestuck?And did they tell you it’s only canon because a small clique shoved their headcanon in everyone’s face and deemed anyone who didn’t agree with it as genociding the transgender community?Did your friend tell you about the toblerone?
>>150661061Even Viz wasn't dumb enough to like them and warned him they'd be bad.
>>150661098Well of course they would, sanitized and paint-by-numbers Homestuck would be more marketable than the weird shit that goes down in the Epilogues.
WACK
>>150659970being cucked by fucking Egbert traumatized Dave so much he turned GAY
>>150661098source?
>>150659210it flopped majorly. Anyone saying otherwise is coping hard
>>150659309>Hussie confirming Daverose was canon is infinitely 8etter than Davekat and Dogdick jade com8inedftfy
>>1506592101 million for a cheap rushed confusing 11 min pilot doesn't seem too bad imo
>the only woman dave ever showed sexual interest in was his sister
>>150660247that 8astard didn't DESERVE those Fefitties
>>150659210>1.6M views in 5 daysIt's decent in a vacuum but considering all the name recognition behind it and the fact that it's being released in an age where indie animation is more popular than ever it's really not that great
>>150661215He also said roxy was hot
>>150661215His sister, his mom, and his best friend's mom.
>>150659008Things are shit in general, Homestuck has been shit far longer than it has been good, people are just angry and new fags are either retarded or have no frame of reference so they think everything is perfect and that the show will be the greatest thing ever.
>>150659309Their all terrible things that never should have happened shut the fuck up and stop.
>>150661242based strider
>>150661254Why shouldn't they have happened?
>>150661215>dated terezi>other self dated jade so he canonically finds her cute>kissed rose in doomed timeline apparently>finds roxy hotiirc he says jane is hot too
>>150661215what a faggoty tierlist. Like come how is Rose AND Roxy in C. They're A-tier minimum, B-tier if we're not talking about their fuckability
>>150661254I think dogdick and Daverose (DERSECEST W LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) are fine but Davekat is the gayest and worst Homestuck thing.... ever. JadeDaveKat is the way
>>150661272roxy is ok, i fixed it. i dont like rose because shes boring and participated in incest with dave
>>150661271yeah he calls her "John's hot mom" a few times. Dave was may8e the str8est guy ever until the Hussie Hussied all over him
yada yada you know the drill. round 3 discord votes so far
>>150661293>participated in incest with daveyeah that should bump her up a tier, not prevent it
>>150661296He calls her John's hot mom in Game Over but he also calls her that post retcon which is when he was with Karkat so you're full of fucking baloney.
>>150661196I just thought that it being on Vizi's channel would give it a guaranteed 3M views.
>>150661305he was str8 8efore John (technically Terezi) fucked up the timeline and made him gay on accident. (or maybe on purpose?)
>>150661307no, people fucking hate her
>>150657387Three years from now when Hussie pitches a new pilot to Glitch Productions.
>>150661297oh my god I swear if we never get to see the 8eforan dancestors I'm gonna kill someone
>>150661316I'll make you gay on purpose if you don't stop yanking my chain.
>>150661316terezi made everyone gay on purpose even herself
>>150661324really doubt that
As a newgen fan who finished reading the comic a few weeks ago, seeing u guys doomposting about the state of the fandom and ip is a bit depressing, cheer up ffs
>>150661349praying I get to see 8eforan Vriska I need it so 8adly and I'm not even a vriskafag
>>150661350Personally I'm ambivalent about the pilot's chances, but I don't know dick about the animation industry.Also, you're on /co/. You're always going to get people whining about how Hussie killed their dog and pissed in their humidifier cause of the Epilogues/post-canon, bitching about Karezi or whatever lost cause pet issue they have. Just gotta learn to deal with it. Or don't there are plenty of other places to discuss the comic, many of them better.
>>150661324same I would love to see it even though it's tye most tasking of the prompts
>>150661386ik people are angry about the epilogues, and I share some of that resentment, but its been over 5 years since they came out, is there really nothing else to talk about?
>>150661419hussie make jade's massive knockers canon
will this bring back arm retrieval?
>>150661419>is there really nothing else to talk about?not reallywe're now just left with people who ride them to hell and back and think people are retarded for not liking themANDthose who think it's dogshit and believe it's made to purposely make them upset
>>150661419The only other piece of homestuck media that came out since the epilogues was the epilogues' direct sequel
>>150661419Relitigating age old grievances is pretty much the name of the game here.
>>150660247is this new? mrfoods get back here make them naked and finish the drawing nigga
>>150661419we're just here, 8eating the dead Maplehoof over and over. There's nothing really here to discuss. Everything that could 8e said has 8een said.
Homestuck but john is clueless that several troll women are fighting over him (except nepeta and kanaya)
>>150661756That's just regular Homestuck
>>150661756So Terezi, Vriska, Feferi and Aradia?
Caliborn my beloved...
Homestuck 2 but everyone at john's funeral and they realized they peaked as teenagers.
>>150661809That happens too frequently in real life for it to be funny though
>>150661809homestuck 2 but we retcon hussie's twink juggalo phase
>>150661809Homestuck 2 but I (The person typing this) fucks every hot chick and kills every male character
>>150661785Pretty much>>150661812It's funny in my head so it counts
Homestuck 2: Cataclysm(Shipping wars drive the plot, I will now collect my money please)
>>150660955>Hussie legit thinks they were brilliant.It all makes sense when you realize that Hussie loathes his fans.
the only thing that seems remarkably interesting to me about HS2 is Dirk and Rose trying to start a new session
>>150661884I don't think we can even come close to approximating the loathing a pop culture creator has for their fansGeorge RR Martin must be able to power a sun by the force of his fan hatred alone
>>150661898>George RR Martin must be able to power a sun by the force of his fan hatred aloneqrd?
>>150659309I always thought that was the hottest ship even if DaveJade was my favorite
>>150661920Everyone really wanted him to finish his book series but he went all in on the shitty TV show, got rich and then basically gave up writing forever
>>150661935i hate the strilondes, the blackhaired kids never did this weird incest bullshit
>>150661968But they should have!
>>150661968They weren't related until they were, because it was funny to troll shippers and now here we are.
>>150662011Are you really related if you're a paradox clone and not technically the children of the same mother
>>150659008i try to make sadstuck and earnest shit all the time anon tf
A FUCKING HORSE
>>150662040Unprotected sex with Dirk's twinky horse men
>>150662040>Uma masume in homestuck
>>150662040>Clicked lens on this for fun>Google knows what troll this is
>>150661968>>150661978>>150662011I don't think they met in person, or know they were related until Act 4. And I doubt they had even heard each other's voices. So they had no reason to suspect that they're related.
>>150662011>it was funny to troll shippershaha i know, that's real funny hussie, that's why your pilot flopped
>>150661968Is incest really a reason to hate someone? Especially when they're sexy?
>>150662182Incest is the most brainless easy fetish on the planet its literally just vanilla or something but youre told its taboo. Not exactly the highest calibur of human being. I guess there are more insidious forms of fetish but its just tiresome to see
>>150662182i don't enjoy daverose even if it wasn't incest but it being incest just adds another level of sliminess to it
>le troll woman belong with human man hahanot funny
>>150662228what about human female on troll male?
>>150662246that's a silly figure I would buy
>>150662199And it's cheating, anyway; they weren't raised together so the family response isn't there.
Was shipping culture not being made taboo a mistake? I'm currently at around the 2000 page mark of Homestuck and so far for the most part I've barely seen any shipping yet, unless I'm blind that is. I have heard though that it becomes Endemic in Act 6, however. Tbh if that's the case then it's a shame, as It's far more comfy seeing the characters play around, rather than having to see relationship drama all the time. Perhaps it was a grave error that shipping culture was never made into a taboo. Other stuff has been made taboo for less.
>>150662250As buggy this engine sometimes is, it can be a really good conceptual tool to show how figurines can be modelled based of images
>>150662271im usually pretty critical of ai images but a lot of the ones you've been posting pass the sniff test, there aren't a lot of missing appendages or fucked up anatomy
>>150662283I like posting them because they look neat and cool, but I try not to go overboard because some people really don't like them
>>150662268Hussie gives a troll the shipping wall as a direct reference to the shipping in progress, and he invented quadrants to tie them in knots. When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
>>150662297Were quadrants really invented to intentionally screw over shipping?
>>150662268The Act 1-4 fandom was still small and tight knit. The shipping teases were subtle for a while because they didn't need to be real overt to get the point across.
>>150662305To mess with them, sure, but not to scare them off. Shipping is arguably what attracts the majority of any fanbase of a property with any options to pair off whatsoever. The quadrants were more feed for the grist mill.
read the comic several times and it makes my head spin thinking about bunny's/terry kisser's/liv tyler's/lil sebastion's journey
>>150660071>Hussie actually took both out behind the shed.Shame for the horse assault, but damn, what am i supposed to rage about now.
>>150659836He did stunt his own growth via the way he predominated though, so thats something he did wrong.
>>150658922I'm quite fond of the voice actor they got for the Let's Read Homestuck thing on youtube but recently someone made an edit of Richard Horvitz's voice (Zim, Moxxie, you know the guy) over Caliborn and it really fit. Also Horvitz is already the voice director for the pilot, so having him take over the narrative as Caliborn feels right in a meta sense
I'm rereading it and just got to [S] Equius: Seek the highb100d, I did not care about it when I was reading for the first time but now it makes me sad, both Nepeta and Equius deserved better
looking through old fanart and realizing almost every single artist actually drew art for the comic
>>150661419Unless the pilot gets picked up for a whole series, pretty much
>>150662589So much care went into making that gif. You can see the attention to detail with how Karkat pulls on her hood and cranes his neck to kiss her. And how Terezi runs her hand up Karkat's back instead of just patting it or grabbing his shoulder. I love it.
>>150662624SOVL
>>150662693I still don't understand why he killed
>>150662699*her
>>150662703he killed her because she tried to kill him for knocking out her boyfriend in a duel
>>150662699Because he's an incel who felt like they were all gonna die anyway so might as well take your frustrations out on the people around you. The Prince of Hope has run out of hope
>>150659861shes just like me fr
Rose storyboard for the pilot
Also, some animation drafts at https://www.instagram.com/spindleroo/?hl=en
John's hot mom
>>150663185hitler slampig, alternian women are clearly superior
>>150657387I finally read this story up to act 2 after years of it culturally osmosing in the background and the thing is I only have questions. I'll say it was enjoyable it reminded me of that one manga I don't remember the name of where the guy gets a game that allows him to communicate to people in a fantasy world once every real world day as their god, or that on stargate Atlantis episode. And its like if you took that and crossed it over with the Problem solvers, or Xavier renegade angel.My only questions is why is this so popular, when this type of story has only really ever appeared to me under niche examples, like some of the comparisons I mentioned, what is it about this comic that attracted an ungodly amount of autists and especially leftist types.
>>150663272I mean, you're only two acts in. There's a lot of cool fantasy shit coming up, the funny orange horn people, etc etc
>>150663201>that tight evil booty>slampig
>>150659890You are in for a world of hurt.
>>150660071Both of them got taken out before a mod decided that if another tie happens, mods will have the final say on which one moves on? That's hilarious.
>>150663688Unlikely that another happens anyway, all of the current ones are pretty decivise.The Beforan Ancestor one also got people really invested, like 500+ more votes on that than any other prompt.
>>150661419>but its been over 5 years since they came out, is there really nothing else to talk about?Homestuck was already going off the rails before it even ended, the Epilgoues and HS2 was just pouring salt into the gaping wound, hard to ever forget about something like that when your obessed with a webcomic.
>>150663695I know. Just saying the previous prompts got screwed over before the mods decide to change their mind again and they cannot do a re-vote. Like the first set got messed up because the mods decide to fuse them. Which got fans upset when they saw it. The same mod here then decided to say "if both ties happen again, both them get forgotten". But now after that ended, they decided "Oh, if a tie happens, mods will decide the final say which passes." Like, couldn't they do the latter way before in the past and not fuse prompts together?
>>150663185Made for Gamzee
>>150663272The answer is very simple: At one point in the comic a bisexual society is introduced which has four different types of romance and is suffused with drama and violence. This caused a horde of teenage girls from tumblr who certainly never gave a fuck about the comic before to stampede in and take over the place.
new Jade
>>150661785No.[Spoiler]Every female troll in the whole comic[/Spoiler]
>>150664014meulin lusts for johncock, she just doesn't know it yet...
Mallum and Ellith should kiss a lot maybe a little biting
>>150664058[S] Make him pay
>>150664014>Homestuck, but it's a harem comic that's secretly a battle royale comic>Trolls use every underhanded tactic to get John closer to their respective camps>John, the sweet idiot, is oblivious to the 4D chess moves that are happening around him>The Daves know, but it's way funnier to just sit back and watch
>>150664128i'm currently doing an ai roleplay of this, funnily enough; i'm at message 530 or so.
>>150664141>gooner's slop longer than some fanventuresI'm baffled
>>150664128>secretly a battle royale comicReminds me we need a Hungergames with thread picked characters at one point, those usually get funny as fuck.
>>150664179Fanventures have to do art
What if what if it was called 'omestuck and they characters were all British?
>>150664585then nobody would have opposed lord english
>>150664637The Irish would
>>150664664>John is Irish>Jade is an Ozzie>Dave is Scottish>Rose is CanadianOh yeah it's all coming together
>>150664585Lord English would instead be a distorted caricature of Margaret Thatcher
>>150664771canadian.... rose.... I see the vision.
>>150664780No anon, Margaret Thatcher is obviously Condy.
>>150664788That fits a lot better, actually. Lord English can be instead be Tony Blair.
>>150664826>Austerity means having to live with less universes, because paradox space costs money!
spider women are for 8ullying and torture and HARDCORE, EXTREME, RELENTLESS jobbing
>>150658850/v/ is that way, schlemiel
I miss when upd8s were fun
>>150665115Pure. Fucking. Sex. She's the 8est thing to come out of the pilot
>>150665115Made for horrorterror manipulation
>>150665115built for big John penis.
When was your last read?
>>150665148I am now envisioning Kanaya pounding Rose while borrowing Johns dick through space player nonsense
>0 entries for Jester Quest on rule 34I thought the fandom was hornier than that tbqhwymf
>>150665156You're talking in gibberish
>>150665160no one cares a8out Jester Quest all we want is Jade to pound us with her radioactive dog penis
>>150665156Rhyme and Flow should be canon aspects
>>150665160Pesterquest is for enlightened appreciation mentally, including Jollacrity
>>150665206>Pesterquest
>>150665184>Caliborn Flow
>>150665212My brain made a wise error that no doubt serves a purpose in whatever it’s working on
I swear with every day MSPFA gets fucking slower, that websites collapsing on itself.
>>150665233Poorly written code that isn't scaling with the siteNo caching and dozens of requests per page
>>150665249I blame it on the thousands upon thousands of "Test" adventures that wont get purged. The owner needs to first off remove Vast Error since its no longer even worked on MSPFA and needs to purge those unused test adventures
>>150665371And after that put something like a automatic inactive function in so if something hasnt been updated for 2 years, it gets tagged as much and doesn´t clunk up the frontpage anymore (Looking at you, Act Omega and Guidestuck and 70% of the top 50).
I ship Jade/Rose/Kanaya and Jade/Dave/Karkat at the same time. I also ship John/Jade and Jake/Jade and Jade/Nepeta and Jade/8ec Noir and Jade/Jade8ot and Jade/Calliope. All at the same time
>>150665428>Guidestuck is "officially" revived in 2020 and gains a decent following thanks to HS2's "hype">It uncerimoniously dies after a while and everyone forgets it.What was even the point of this?
>>150665496I don´t know, but im disappointed because the premise was cool.
>>150665490almost forgot Jade/Tavros. That's something there too
>>150665547Woah, woah, that's too far, 8uddy.
>>150665558nope. Jade deserves a harem of monumental proportions for all she's 8een through. She should get even the most pathetic of 8itches (Tavros)
I ship Dirk/Jane
I ship Arafef
I ship Me/Me
I shit uu/(You)
I ship [your favorite character]/[your least favorite character]
>>150665769holy 8ased
I ship UU/A Woodchipper.
>>150665804FUCK YOU
I ship every Homestuck/Hiveswap character (besides Hussie) and me
>>150665769Hot.
>>150665818hold on, let him cook. Aranea/Vriska might actually be something
>>150665804Caliborne x Vriska doesn't work at all
>>150665842>bornefake fan get outta here
>>150665804you sick fuck.
>>150665836>cross scratch incestalways hot
>>150665816Someone got Counterspelled I see
>>150665983indeed. Dirk/Rose? Hot. Dave/Roxy? Hot. Roxy/Rose? Hot. Jane/John? Hot. Jade/Jane? Fappable. etc etc
>>150665991Ha, that would be a great troll gimmick, everyone's chat handle is their color combo
>>150664826No he's doc scratch. The real lord english is George III
working on the other requests too
>>150666261who tf is that in the middle
>>150666261New meaning to load gaper today
>>150666284oc>>150646564>>150643723
>>150666320reminds me of this
>>150666378troll rose is a cute, protect her
>>150666440I guess our civiliz8ion just didn't mature enough....
>>150666261>vriska mad because she's flatWelcome to the fold, brother.
>>150658598What vote?
>>150666719the one on the discord, apparently
>>150666719vote in the official discordthe top 4 suggestions get drawn by hussie
You can tell Beyond Caynon's a failure because it just updated several times and nobody gives a fucking shit.
>>150666846I've been enjoying the new updates so far, but I don't really bother to discuss them here because I assume very few people on /co/ keep up with it.
>>150666886No you don't, Mister Simpson, nobody does.
>>150666898This is also why I don't try to discuss HSBC here.
Anytime I see post canon defenders i just think of this book and people praising it and it reminds me that people are retarded
>>150667027What are you saying? This is impossible to parse.
Ok so let think on this for a moment. Imagine John hops into a magic tube, sits there for a minute, then hops out female because that’s the level of technology we’re dealing with. What then?
>>150666846What do you mean it just updated several times
>>150667065Gonna need context chief
Where's our Homestuck agendaposting and powerscaler nepeta?
>>150667046That book in the image is praised by people. It's about the same level of quality as anything in post-canon Homestuck.People are stupid. If Hussie put big ball baby into Homestuck people would gargle it up and defend it.
>>150667027Don't forget that they get into a car crash in the very next scene and the baby drowns.
>>150667169>that book in the image is praised by peopleOkay.>it's about the same level of quality as anything in post-canon HomestuckNot really.>People are stupid. If Hussie put big ball baby into Homestuck people would gargle it up and defend it.I don't think Hussie would put 'big ball baby' into Homestuck, I know that because Homestuck is finished and there is no 'big ball baby' in Homestuck.
>>150666846I like to see it progressing in promising directions
>>150667231You're an idiot.
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>>150667250
>>150667203Big Ball Baby would be in Homestuck as a joke character that shows up from time in time in the background. And then when he dies in the epilogues people would be like "No see this was the inevitable conclusion of big ball baby's character arc, if you disagree you just fundamentally misunderstood big ball baby". He'd also be a fascist for some reason, despite being a baby with large balls.
>>150667248You take complete hatred of post-canon content as a given that is just self-evident to everybody in this thread, that when someone disagrees you are unable to express what actually makes it worthy of hatred. So all you're able to say is 'it's bad because it's bad', 'you can't see it's bad because you're blind'.
>>150667307Post-canon defenders are the kind of people that saw JK Rowling's statements about wizards shitting their pants and go "well I like to shit my pants too!"
>>150667337Oh wait post-canon has pants shitting as a thing, of course.
>>150667354Poor, poor Jake.
>>150667309>makes it worthy of hatredThe lack of any good jokes, the generally insufferable prose, the pointless shoving in of Hussie not really understanding politics very well, making characters Trump allegories, the characters being uninteresting at best and infuriatingly stupid at worst, the basic premise and character moments being wholly uncompelling, the focus on metatextual elements with no real insightful commentary beyond stuff like "bad stories aren't enjoyable" because Hussie isn't actually as clever as he thinks he is, the shoving in of fetish shit and making them central points for character arcs, the shilling of Davekat while doing nothing to actually show why the characters work together, making the entire thing have a generally depressing atmosphere while making it about a bunch of ruined hasbeens that we are at the same time supposed to expect to care about what happens to them, and again, and most importantly: it's just not fucking funny.
I remember post-canon faggots being like "Candy is bad on purpose!" and then likeOkaySO WHY ARE WE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME ON IT?
>>150659309I love the idea of Rose absorbing memories of fucking Dave through Future Dream Rose. Maybe she brought it up while drunk on the asteroid once.
>>150667439At the end of the day post-canon stuff was a clear mistake by every metric: The majority of people just do not give a shit about it and Hussie thinks everyone else is the problem.
>Re-release is just before Descend now.>If they release a update as a exception tomorrow, it won.>If its on monday theres a good chance i get the biggest parts of it done in time.Other anon thats been helping for nearly a week now, whatever happens, you been nothing but a colossal help.
>>150665156>88 chaptersI KNEEL>When was your last read?I'm in the middle of a 29 chapter fic an anon reccommended
>>150667512>i bet the same thing will happen with the epilogue>had to re-release old Homestuck because that's the only thing people likePfffahahahah oh no no no
>>150667027what the actual fuck is this pic what am I reading
>>150667690Big Ball Baby, anon. I don't know how else to explain it. This is a published book by an established author. It is sold at stores.
every single homestuck character just talks and acts like hussie
>>150667492They say you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover but at the same time, FunkMclovin looks and is a sex pest weirdo
>>150667027DammitI was going to edit this into Homestuck epilogues format with Roxy and John but they're gone.
>>150667512>sometimes my ideas are so good i can barely stand itthis has to be fake or a joke
>>150667796Even Jade?
>>150667492i hate the strilondes and davekat so much its unrealloved rosemary during the comics run but seeing people treat them as the complimentary faggot ship to davekat pisses me off and i hate "pure" relationshipsgive me drunk rose rosemary breakup
John looks like he fucks:[ ] human women[ ] troll womenSelect your answer.
>>150667805It's not. You have to understand that Hussie's shtick is to hide that he's actually a hugely egotistical asshole.
>>150667835and not dog dick jade either
>>150667851[x] mennow that he's trooning out while still being "heterosexual"
>>150667802Wait they are? Where are you supposed to read them?
>>150667439why did it completely shift genres?
Oh shit, new pages added. It's time for some serious time shenanigans.John's dad meets up with Jade's grandpa and teleports somewhere.John leaves Rose asleep and sets off to explore. He finds a teleporter and ends up on an asteroid lab. But nobody's there. (The items they were carrying with them are, though!)The white queen's ring is stolen but recovered by Jade's dream self. This leads right into the final battle...The two sides meet in combat on Skaia. While one of the exiles meets with the white king, the battle commences and another exile is caught up in the crossfire. He successfully convinces the two armies to join forces and stop the fighting. They approach the black king and seem about to win the session for the kids -- and then Jack shows up, destroys the king's scepter, and kills the king. In the ensuing chaos, the white king's scepter is lost.Rose burns her books because she realizes what's contained in them is probably not good, and Dave's copy is promptly stolen.John discovers an ectobiology machine, set up and ready to go. He pushes a bunch of buttons and ... creates the kids' guardians. After another button press, he creates the kids. His entire existence led up to the moment where he creates himself. And their guardians. A troll explains that these are paradox clones: perfect copies of people from some point in time that are destined to BE those people. That the meteor storm that crashes into the Earth was always going to happen because the game needed to exist in order to make the kids that would play it. The troll implies the game created this loop when the universe was created, which has significant existential implications that John doesn't care about.One of Jack's agents visits a different lab holding Rose's stolen journal with a code. The troll reveals the end of the battle triggers the Reckoning, which is the end of Skaia -- but also the beginning of the kids' and guardian's loops. Then he warns John about Jack, the session ruiner...
>>150667851>[X] troll womenFRANKLY I FIND THE IDEA OF JOHN FUCKING HUMAN WOMEN OFFENSIVE
>>150667907Because adults don't like reading silly video game adventure webcomics, they like reading stories about marriages falling apart.
>>150667851John Does Not Look Like "he fucks" And I Don't Know What Human Women and Troll Women Have To Do With This "he fucks"
Remember this shit? It was a sign. A warning, if you will.
homestuck's good run was just long enough to not be considered a fluke but i really think the epilogues are just bad because of sexual content + the times changing and homestuck was always absurd
>>150667492Who do we replace FunkMclovin since most modern fans are now against him?
>>150667968Idk an actual artist who isn't brain dead
>>150667962how was it a warning i dont get it
>>150667856You have to be one at least somewhat to want to out work out in front of people.
>>150667965There's a difference between absurdity and absurdity for the sake of miserable drama. Futa is shit, yes, but the issue is that the futa cuck plotline is played completely straight and we're meant to somehow care about it.
>>150667796what about Feferi? Nepeta? Eridan??
>>150667968Were the jade pesterlogs that bad or was or something else?
>>150667856that Roxy is heavily plapa8le
>>150667888nice trips anyways, is this canon yet? Like, has it actually happened in the story yet? I keep hearing about it but i've never seen it
>>150668039Depends on how much you can fap to a Jade x Roxy rape RP scenario.
>>150668063They teased June three month ago and they still haven't followed up on it.
>>150668024this is a really fucking good interpretation of them all grown up, slecially dirk, jake, and jade
>>150667851no one. john's a loser nerd who's NEVER 8een with a woman, troll or otherwise. Trust me, I'm a homestuckologist
>>150668063It's one of those timeloops manIf he is gay in. the. future. He was always gay.
hussie's mouthpiece said she'll make davejohn canon in the seriesi'm glad i never read the epilogues or watched the pilot or anything that came after act 7
>>150668131mid. Jane needs more heft. 8esides that, they're all pretty fucka8le
>>150668070Ah yes I forgot about that detail
>>150668142I'm pretty sure they won't do it. That's just TOO ridiculous. Even after the cucking and Davekat and the dog dick and everything, I don't think they'll go that far
>>150668131Damn that's a milf of a Jade
>>150668072*especiallyI dunno how I fumbled that hard I just woke up
>>150668218
>>150667851[X]None of the aboveIf I'm just looking at him I'd assume he loses his virginity well into his 20s.
Calendar thing. A couple of neat pieces of art.https://www.hscalendar.com/
>>150668641Gonna leak it?
>>150668694Anon, the arts all listed right on the site there if you scroll down.
>>150668641>fucked up the resize and made it semi-transparentIncredible. Sometimes my genius even astounds myself.>>150668694Here is one simple trick Hussie does not want you to know about.
>>150668641>not a single post-canon reference>a grimdorks and davejade imageHoly shit what alternate reality did this come from
>>150668641This is just a Fortnite Loading screen to me
Fucking sick.
>>150668641Lmao Hussie REALLY wants everyone to think of Homestuck as everything pre-act 6.
>>150668823you have to hook em first
>>150668641the art is really nice, and it's cool they included the date of flashes and character's birthdaysbut this one pic looks off
>>150665490What about Dream Jade and the sleeping Dream John? And while that happens, real John and real Jade. The potential for somno is limitless.
>>150668823Hussie finally understands that it's bad
>>150668854Did you not notice rose's immaculate jawline in the comic?
>>150668854Trans fem (masc ) roseEcto reject JohnJust how the fandom likes it
>>150668854If you really wanted to be forgiving these are different bodies and could look different
>>150668873
We´re all thinking the same im sure.
>>150668767The 2024 calendar also had a DaveJade image.They specifically went for Act 1-5 for this year's theme, the last two had Sburb and Sgrub as their subject with a bit more focus on the in-game lands and the next one is supposed to be Act 6 themed.
>>150668767>>150668823Everything pre act 6 is just the theme this year. But yeah I can't prove Hussie didn't have a hand in that. If they're charging then he's licensing it right?
>>150668962>Everything pre act 6 is just the theme this yearGee, I wonder why.
>>150668962It's part of the FRAF licensing agreement.
>>150657990kek
>>150668823The Genius move
>>150669020Homesucks... remember when 6 million was a conservative estimate?
>>150668873I need him
>>150669246We know, all of female trollkind.
>>150667927>Because adults don't like reading silly video game adventure webcomics,The same thing could be applied here, considering the constant shipping discussions.
>>150667512>nobody thinks Vriska is "controversial" anymoredid he actually believe people changed their minds instead of just abandoning the work entirely when he bent the narrative over backwards to act like Vriska dindu nuffin? up to and including a performative and meaningless "Vriska suffers to get reader sympathy" arc? he thinks that WORKED?the only people left in the fandom at that point were the people who could stand said arc - i only heard about it through others, i'd checked out long before. even to this day, most Vriska discourse i see is either smut, smut disguised as "shipping," or delusional and desparate "she totes gets her comeuppance, totally, it's fine" apologia. apologia that Vriska fans have to repeatedly insist upon because newcomers are pretty much unilaterally appalled by what Vriska does.genuinely the only people who think she gets meaningfully redeemed are sunk-cost Homestuck lifers who latched onto Vriska as children, couldn't accept or didn't comprehend the fact their blorbo was guilty in the first place, and still can't get over themselves about it years down the line.what possesses someone to think only about the most sycophantic of tumblrite orbiters of their work, completely oblivious to the fact they'd just driven everyone else away?oh yeah. >>150667856. that'd do it.
>>150669351he thinks that people still drawing porn of vriska and trannies liking her means "the tides have turned"
>>150668900Isn't it amazing that even after all of these years, there's very little quality porn of Snowman?
>>150669438all the artists are too busy drawing tentacle weiners
the pilot was just a scam to sell plushies wasnt it
>>150669438Thats just the Carapacian curse in general, they always get the least attention despite being generally liked because people ultimately feel much stronger about the kids or trolls.Most recent example: All the Carapacian related props for the 20k event lost.On the positive, it does mean any bit of fanart they get means all the more.
>>150669464and pjs and ugly hoodies, its extremely funny they had a wrap party for the pilot, they knew
>>150669464have we even seen the plushiesare they just makeship quality
>>150669482It's obviously a coincidence and not 100% intentional, but it's funny how literally 50% the new calendar is Jack/Slick themed.
>>150669530To be fair, thats a given when the theme is Act 1-5 and Jack/Slick are as prominent as it gets due to the Intermission, Jack:Ascends, Descend, Jade: Enter and Cascade.Im sure as fuck not complaining, that shit rocks.
Quickly retrieve fans from discord
>>150669515nope, just the mockups
>>150669338Maybe i wouldn't be so bitter about Dave not fucking Jade's cooch if the rest of the comic was interesting enough to make up for it. But it's not. Who gives a shit about any of the hot button mysteries Beyond Canon's introduced, like: What if Dirk narrated the story OR What if Vriska was relevant again?
>>150668641I love when the girls are drawn cute like this
>>150667968They are how'd that happen?
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>>150669374i can excuse trans, but i draw the line at liking Vriska
>>150670418we're in a new thread what are you doing here
