Renity....your gyatt.....
>>150781732stop shilling this dogshit
>not the Eridan the drawfag drewfuck you
>>150781732>15 year olds look like THAT
best fanventure moirails
>>150781878its actually good you nigger
>>150782090Mid, ESL writing, Vast Error knockoff characters and setting, only gets shilled here because the author comes in here to suck your guys dicks every day
>>150782026get offline colsla
>>150781732Stop posting that fat shitter
Anyone here has read Desynced? And if so, does it get good eventually? Im at page 240~ and its getting real hard to tank some of these pages
>>150781588valid points, and i agree about him wanting to thin the cast (i guess 'need' is also true since he just didn't have the skill to handle that many character interactions at once), but i'm more getting at who exactly gets murderstuck-ed. there was basically no way the troll he made to parody fans he disliked was going to survive.there is very little to her character that isn't parodying the fandom (and/or furries) besides a single moirail connection (because 'friend who will try to keep you from flying off the handle' apparently needed a whole ass alien word/relationship 'quadrant' like it was something humans never do). even the fact she lives alone in a fucking cave is just part of the "takes roleplay too far" parody.she was almost completely unmoored from any exploration of alien troll society because she was a parody of humans Hussie didn't like. the human she likes the most (and actively wanted to befriend) is Jade, probably precisely because Hussie ALSO didn't like Jade.tl;dr: if no other beta trolls died there, Nepeta still probably would've.
>>150782654 (me)>>150781588oh, and just to be clear - it may peak post cascade, but that Homestuck fandom reputation actually STARTED in earnest pre-cascade, but the same year cascade released. it took a bit longer to percolate to broader public awareness than most zeitgeists do these days, since the internet wasn't as fast in 2011 as it is now.
>>150782060>moirails
>>150782275haven't heard of it, what got you to try it?
>>150782060But that's a heart, not a diamond.
>>150783556>>150783668they dont have a concept of troll romance as suggested by ellith talking to renity
>>150783577Saw it recently on the MSPFA banners that appear in the homepage during an adventure's anniversary, which is how I get to most adventures.
>>150783668There's a very thin diamond besides his head
>>150782060I just realized that the background of the panel is an xray diagram of a spinal chord lmao
>>150783711she's about to learn. she already finds his feeckles adorable
>>150783796that's an exclamation point
Basically, the mods got their fanfic ideas canon for the Beforan designs/backstories/names.
>>150783971so? I just wanna see cool character designs
>>150783971just ruining it all over again. Vibri needs to be fucking erased what a mistake this was to the community
>>150784003who the fuck is vibri anyway
>>150784018hussies minor concubine
>>150784003andrew surrounds himself with annoying people and he's the common denominator
>>150783971I don't get what the big deal is, what were people really expecting to get out of the beforan ancestors. You'll look at some pretty drawings, read some blurbs, go 'Huh, okay, neat' and go on with your day. Why is everyone treating this totally inconsequential shit as some beachhead to secure
>>150784071>Why people want to see more about something they likeGood question
>>150783971>beforan vriska is a honcalling it now
>>150784089And Hussie is drawing the Beforan ancestors, so you're going to see that?
>>150784131YeahBeforus was barely explored and we don't have to wade through a million hours in the middle of the story to learn about it this time
Did (You) neuter/spay your pet?
>>150784422Can we kill Ellith
As a newgen fan, I always wondered what was /hsg/'s initial reaction to Davekat becoming canon?
>>150784459Shhhh later
>>150784562Nobody was left who cared, honestly
>>150781915seconding this. didn't even link the last thread... baka
I wish there was an edit of Act 6 that cut out all the shit that didn't matter or wasn't interesting.
>>150784769no act 6?
>>150784769Its called skipping all of the Dancestor stuff up to Mini Strife.
>>150784412the sprite^2s were so fucking retarded
>>150784834I stopped reading at Trickster Mode. I think I'm past the Dancestor flashes.
>>150784889>Jasprose is technically neutered.
>>150784966Does that mean Rose is neutered there too?
>>150785016If Jade due to her sprite has a dog dick, then Jasprose has no balls by the same logic, yes.
>>150784769>An act 6 with NOTHIN?
>>150785031I'm asking seriously.
>>150784769How hard would it really be to do Homestuck but without the fat? No nonsense, no dilly dallying, no pointless shit for the sake of fanservice. Maybe editing the order of shit around to unfuck the pace as well. And purge orange man Hussie from the story.
>>150785132Not hard at all. Grab an unofficial offline archive and get to editing.
>>150785132>Homestuck with no nonsense, dilly dallying, or pointless shitThis is how we lose Karkat's past/current/future memo retardation (positive) so I'm good
>>150784422why is there a comma that doesn't look right
what is his issue
>>150786114antichrist
>>150786114Joke character
>>150785132>Hey give me a Homestuck!>Sure!>And hold the nonsense>Hold the nonsense?>And hold the ponitless shit>Hold the point-?! Hey Jimmy, gimme a Homestuck with NUTHIN'!
>>150786114Lack of female contact for his whole life
>>150786198Well actually, he ONLY had a female contact in his whole life.
>>150786255And it immediately fixed him. Really makes you think doesn't it?
>>150784562Negative, as one would expect. Was overshadowed by everything being crappy at that point.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/81231818
Read beneViolent, its hilarious.
I still don't fully get if Trolls have sex or just jerk off into the same bucket.
>>150786325Sorry I'm not attracted to cherubs
>>150786560This is about it being funny, not hot.
What did they see?
>>150786377They grind their whatever together over the bucket.
>>150786191
>>150786596Fucking perfect. Saving this.
>>150786586So it's frotting?
>>150786586>tentabulge wrestilinghell yeah
>>150781732Does anyone have a gif of the Black Queen's hips from [s] Jack: Ascend?
>>150785132You can just say you dont like homestuck. The shenanigans and stupid conversations are what made the series so popular. You take them out, all you have is kids walking around in cool places, having a few cool looking fights, and then winning the game.
>>150786166>joke character>literally one of the coolest charactersanons never read the comic
>>150786677Nah, it's not even as crude as that.We're talking bugs here. The freakier ones might, but the solely-for-purposes-of-procreation crowd might not even be in the same room.
nevermind, managed to find a version that wasn't a fucking webp
>>150784834I only read through Act 6 recently so my opinion might be skewed but the dancestor stuff was not even close to the worst part of act 6. In fact they were all new characters so they had the benefit of not shitting up existing characters like so much of Act 6 did
>>150785124To be totally honest, I think it wouldnt cut THAT much. If we arent changing the plot and just cutting boring shit I'd>reduce the jake romance convos from the beginning down to like 3 pesterlogs>cut the "jane doesnt believe roxy" plot that act 1 alread skipped over>cut the dead vriska stuff until ministrife>You could cut openbound and just leave karkat and terezis conversation, but I'm fine keeping it>cut the lategame sleeping jade/jane/calliope dreambubble>cut most of Shes 8ack. This is the most important one. We didnt need all the pages of recapping who fights who, and while the characters needed to catch up, half those dialogues sucked and didnt matter. That sounds like a ton to cut, but when you consider act 6 is 450k works, I bet it'd only be like 50k of that, maybe 100k tops.
>>150786585Probable Three Years by pancakestein
>Join SBURB>You have to penetrate this (with weapons)>You don't win by penetrating it with your cockIt's basically the most unfair part of this. How can you just go "hey, buddy, here's your 10/10 amazon woman. No you can't date her, you have to kill her"
>>150786596Fact checked by true alternian patriots
>>150786838I didn't know Dave and Rose got together in that too lmao
>>150786848Just prototype your girlfriend who loves you. EZ
>>150786870I think its just loosely implied if I remember right there is just one cutaway gag to them where they say>think theyve fucked yet?>they dont have the balls
>>150786883Haha, yeah, everyone has one of them, r-right...Whats the, uh, the captcha code for it again?
>>150786848untrue, you just need her ring.
>>150786883Larry grindset
>>150786883>prototype your fleshlight>Jack kills herself>You win without even leaving your house
>>150786883I CAN'T PROTOTYPE WHAT DOESN'T EXIST ANON! THIS IS GOING TO BE A NULL SESSION, I NEED TO JUXTAPOSE [MY DICK] && [THE BLACKEST CUNT THIS SIDE OF DERSE] = WIFE!>>150786938Shit, dude, you're right. In fact I can swap it for a better, less genocidal, ring after I mating press her through the floor
>>150786962> [THE BLACKEST CUNT THIS SIDE OF DERSE]Bro just go to Detroit.
>>150786977Bro, that's brown, not black. I can't polish a detroit booty and see myself in it before I see myself in it.
>>150786776I'd believe that except for that part about the strength of their bonding powering up their gametes. But then again there's literal psychic stuff so nothing's really out of the question.
>>150786848We´re failing this session as manslaves, Genltemen.
>>150787006South Sudan it is then.
>>150786961theoretically if you prototyped an illicit magazine/manga or overly sexual object with a sprite, would it turn the entire session into one giant porn-parody? also on a side note, dave was right about bec being a devilbeast. Although he prototyped himself to save jade, he ended up fucking over almost everyone and dooming countless timelines by giving jack greensun powers.
>>150787173Prototyping a sex doll could have interesting consequences.
>>150786788There's a special place in hell for the guy who invented that file format
>>150787018To top it off, even though they're kids they know enough to make dirty jokes about bulges and nooks that do involve actual penetration, so who knows.
>>150787173If the alternative is Jade not getting into the session (which she wouldnt have, the puzzles were increasingly difficult and she had to shoot a pinata blindfolded) than bec still saved her and everyone, since the session wouldve been doomed anyways. I guess not the trolls, they get screwed over by the beta kids success lol
>>150786586Trolls engage in vicious dick fencing to decide whos topping, so you better get to training if you want that trollussy
Making DIY horns fucking sucks, why did no one tell me that, I just wasted 23 bucks worth of materials.... I might just Humanstuck or dress as a one of the Alpha kids for Halloween, I'm exhausted
>>150787173I'd need to go through the timeline and find out precisely who gave Rose the code for Guardianship, because I get the impression that's not how that's supposed to work at all (the guardian is supposed to make sure life matures to the point sburb can be played).It's possible but insane to contemplate but the trolls may very well have made the kids' universe "yesterday" (~1900s or so) and Bec simply wasn't necessary
>>1507873733D print some next time, or carve it from styrofoam like everyone else
>>150787373I should really vacuum my room after getting chinese mystery plastic dust everywhere with my dremel.
>>150787373>>150787459just make a giant candy corn and glue it directly to your scalp
>>150787528Why dont you just make them out of model magic like a normal person anon?
>>150787546I don't want to become a new Homstuck urban legend
>hope players can manifest objects by believing really hard in them
