Renity....your gyatt.....
>>150781732stop shilling this dogshit
>not the Eridan the drawfag drewfuck you
>>150781732>15 year olds look like THAT
best fanventure moirails
>>150781878its actually good you nigger
>>150782090Mid, ESL writing, Vast Error knockoff characters and setting, only gets shilled here because the author comes in here to suck your guys dicks every day
>>150782026get offline colsla
>>150781732Stop posting that fat shitter
Anyone here has read Desynced? And if so, does it get good eventually? Im at page 240~ and its getting real hard to tank some of these pages
>>150781588valid points, and i agree about him wanting to thin the cast (i guess 'need' is also true since he just didn't have the skill to handle that many character interactions at once), but i'm more getting at who exactly gets murderstuck-ed. there was basically no way the troll he made to parody fans he disliked was going to survive.there is very little to her character that isn't parodying the fandom (and/or furries) besides a single moirail connection (because 'friend who will try to keep you from flying off the handle' apparently needed a whole ass alien word/relationship 'quadrant' like it was something humans never do). even the fact she lives alone in a fucking cave is just part of the "takes roleplay too far" parody.she was almost completely unmoored from any exploration of alien troll society because she was a parody of humans Hussie didn't like. the human she likes the most (and actively wanted to befriend) is Jade, probably precisely because Hussie ALSO didn't like Jade.tl;dr: if no other beta trolls died there, Nepeta still probably would've.
>>150782654 (me)>>150781588oh, and just to be clear - it may peak post cascade, but that Homestuck fandom reputation actually STARTED in earnest pre-cascade, but the same year cascade released. it took a bit longer to percolate to broader public awareness than most zeitgeists do these days, since the internet wasn't as fast in 2011 as it is now.
>>150782060>moirails
>>150782275haven't heard of it, what got you to try it?
>>150782060But that's a heart, not a diamond.
>>150783556>>150783668they dont have a concept of troll romance as suggested by ellith talking to renity
>>150783577Saw it recently on the MSPFA banners that appear in the homepage during an adventure's anniversary, which is how I get to most adventures.
>>150783668There's a very thin diamond besides his head
>>150782060I just realized that the background of the panel is an xray diagram of a spinal chord lmao
>>150783711she's about to learn. she already finds his feeckles adorable
>>150783796that's an exclamation point
Basically, the mods got their fanfic ideas canon for the Beforan designs/backstories/names.
>>150783971so? I just wanna see cool character designs
>>150783971just ruining it all over again. Vibri needs to be fucking erased what a mistake this was to the community
>>150784003who the fuck is vibri anyway
>>150784018hussies minor concubine
>>150784003andrew surrounds himself with annoying people and he's the common denominator
>>150783971I don't get what the big deal is, what were people really expecting to get out of the beforan ancestors. You'll look at some pretty drawings, read some blurbs, go 'Huh, okay, neat' and go on with your day. Why is everyone treating this totally inconsequential shit as some beachhead to secure
>>150784071>Why people want to see more about something they likeGood question
>>150783971>beforan vriska is a honcalling it now
>>150784089And Hussie is drawing the Beforan ancestors, so you're going to see that?
>>150784131YeahBeforus was barely explored and we don't have to wade through a million hours in the middle of the story to learn about it this time
Did (You) neuter/spay your pet?
>>150784422Can we kill Ellith
As a newgen fan, I always wondered what was /hsg/'s initial reaction to Davekat becoming canon?
>>150784459Shhhh later
>>150784562Nobody was left who cared, honestly
>>150781915seconding this. didn't even link the last thread... baka
I wish there was an edit of Act 6 that cut out all the shit that didn't matter or wasn't interesting.
>>150784769no act 6?
>>150784769Its called skipping all of the Dancestor stuff up to Mini Strife.
>>150784412the sprite^2s were so fucking retarded
>>150784834I stopped reading at Trickster Mode. I think I'm past the Dancestor flashes.
>>150784889>Jasprose is technically neutered.
>>150784966Does that mean Rose is neutered there too?
>>150785016If Jade due to her sprite has a dog dick, then Jasprose has no balls by the same logic, yes.
>>150784769>An act 6 with NOTHIN?
>>150785031I'm asking seriously.
>>150784769How hard would it really be to do Homestuck but without the fat? No nonsense, no dilly dallying, no pointless shit for the sake of fanservice. Maybe editing the order of shit around to unfuck the pace as well. And purge orange man Hussie from the story.
>>150785132Not hard at all. Grab an unofficial offline archive and get to editing.
>>150785132>Homestuck with no nonsense, dilly dallying, or pointless shitThis is how we lose Karkat's past/current/future memo retardation (positive) so I'm good
>>150784422why is there a comma that doesn't look right
what is his issue
>>150786114antichrist
>>150786114Joke character
>>150785132>Hey give me a Homestuck!>Sure!>And hold the nonsense>Hold the nonsense?>And hold the ponitless shit>Hold the point-?! Hey Jimmy, gimme a Homestuck with NUTHIN'!
>>150786114Lack of female contact for his whole life
>>150786198Well actually, he ONLY had a female contact in his whole life.
>>150786255And it immediately fixed him. Really makes you think doesn't it?
>>150784562Negative, as one would expect. Was overshadowed by everything being crappy at that point.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/81231818
Read beneViolent, its hilarious.
I still don't fully get if Trolls have sex or just jerk off into the same bucket.
>>150786325Sorry I'm not attracted to cherubs
>>150786560This is about it being funny, not hot.
What did they see?
>>150786377They grind their whatever together over the bucket.
>>150786191
>>150786596Fucking perfect. Saving this.
>>150786586So it's frotting?
>>150786586>tentabulge wrestilinghell yeah
>>150781732Does anyone have a gif of the Black Queen's hips from [s] Jack: Ascend?
>>150785132You can just say you dont like homestuck. The shenanigans and stupid conversations are what made the series so popular. You take them out, all you have is kids walking around in cool places, having a few cool looking fights, and then winning the game.
>>150786166>joke character>literally one of the coolest charactersanons never read the comic
>>150786677Nah, it's not even as crude as that.We're talking bugs here. The freakier ones might, but the solely-for-purposes-of-procreation crowd might not even be in the same room.
nevermind, managed to find a version that wasn't a fucking webp
>>150784834I only read through Act 6 recently so my opinion might be skewed but the dancestor stuff was not even close to the worst part of act 6. In fact they were all new characters so they had the benefit of not shitting up existing characters like so much of Act 6 did
>>150785124To be totally honest, I think it wouldnt cut THAT much. If we arent changing the plot and just cutting boring shit I'd>reduce the jake romance convos from the beginning down to like 3 pesterlogs>cut the "jane doesnt believe roxy" plot that act 1 alread skipped over>cut the dead vriska stuff until ministrife>You could cut openbound and just leave karkat and terezis conversation, but I'm fine keeping it>cut the lategame sleeping jade/jane/calliope dreambubble>cut most of Shes 8ack. This is the most important one. We didnt need all the pages of recapping who fights who, and while the characters needed to catch up, half those dialogues sucked and didnt matter. That sounds like a ton to cut, but when you consider act 6 is 450k works, I bet it'd only be like 50k of that, maybe 100k tops.
>>150786585Probable Three Years by pancakestein
>Join SBURB>You have to penetrate this (with weapons)>You don't win by penetrating it with your cockIt's basically the most unfair part of this. How can you just go "hey, buddy, here's your 10/10 amazon woman. No you can't date her, you have to kill her"
>>150786596Fact checked by true alternian patriots
>>150786838I didn't know Dave and Rose got together in that too lmao
>>150786848Just prototype your girlfriend who loves you. EZ
>>150786870I think its just loosely implied if I remember right there is just one cutaway gag to them where they say>think theyve fucked yet?>they dont have the balls
>>150786883Haha, yeah, everyone has one of them, r-right...Whats the, uh, the captcha code for it again?
>>150786848untrue, you just need her ring.
>>150786883Larry grindset
>>150786883>prototype your fleshlight>Jack kills herself>You win without even leaving your house
>>150786883I CAN'T PROTOTYPE WHAT DOESN'T EXIST ANON! THIS IS GOING TO BE A NULL SESSION, I NEED TO JUXTAPOSE [MY DICK] && [THE BLACKEST CUNT THIS SIDE OF DERSE] = WIFE!>>150786938Shit, dude, you're right. In fact I can swap it for a better, less genocidal, ring after I mating press her through the floor
>>150786962> [THE BLACKEST CUNT THIS SIDE OF DERSE]Bro just go to Detroit.
>>150786977Bro, that's brown, not black. I can't polish a detroit booty and see myself in it before I see myself in it.
>>150786776I'd believe that except for that part about the strength of their bonding powering up their gametes. But then again there's literal psychic stuff so nothing's really out of the question.
>>150786848We´re failing this session as manslaves, Genltemen.
>>150787006South Sudan it is then.
>>150786961theoretically if you prototyped an illicit magazine/manga or overly sexual object with a sprite, would it turn the entire session into one giant porn-parody? also on a side note, dave was right about bec being a devilbeast. Although he prototyped himself to save jade, he ended up fucking over almost everyone and dooming countless timelines by giving jack greensun powers.
>>150787173Prototyping a sex doll could have interesting consequences.
>>150786788There's a special place in hell for the guy who invented that file format
>>150787018To top it off, even though they're kids they know enough to make dirty jokes about bulges and nooks that do involve actual penetration, so who knows.
>>150787173If the alternative is Jade not getting into the session (which she wouldnt have, the puzzles were increasingly difficult and she had to shoot a pinata blindfolded) than bec still saved her and everyone, since the session wouldve been doomed anyways. I guess not the trolls, they get screwed over by the beta kids success lol
>>150786586Trolls engage in vicious dick fencing to decide whos topping, so you better get to training if you want that trollussy
Making DIY horns fucking sucks, why did no one tell me that, I just wasted 23 bucks worth of materials.... I might just Humanstuck or dress as a one of the Alpha kids for Halloween, I'm exhausted
>>150787173I'd need to go through the timeline and find out precisely who gave Rose the code for Guardianship, because I get the impression that's not how that's supposed to work at all (the guardian is supposed to make sure life matures to the point sburb can be played).It's possible but insane to contemplate but the trolls may very well have made the kids' universe "yesterday" (~1900s or so) and Bec simply wasn't necessary
>>1507873733D print some next time, or carve it from styrofoam like everyone else
>>150787373I should really vacuum my room after getting chinese mystery plastic dust everywhere with my dremel.
>>150787373>>150787459just make a giant candy corn and glue it directly to your scalp
>>150787528Why dont you just make them out of model magic like a normal person anon?
>>150787546I don't want to become a new Homstuck urban legend
>hope players can manifest objects by believing really hard in them
>>150787587Why didnt eridan just hope generate a girlfriend?
>>150787548I did they were just so big I needed to screw them onto a hard headband
>>150787645Why didn't Jake cure his brain damage?
>>150787657hot glue or super glue would be way easier, its not like they need to be THAT sturdy.
>>150787645>>150787666they didnt have enough hope...
>>150787669i always have a screw drilled into the bottom of the headband just for a strong skeleton support underneath. Then you stab the bottom of the horn into the screw
>>150787669No. My horns were too huge and girthy for that. Glue was too weak.
>>150787765well anon not all of us were gifted with big girthy horns so maybe you should check your fucking privelage
>>150787780sorry Karkat
>>150787792
How to scare modern Homestuck fans
>>150787720Less hope, more rope, I say.
Had a disturbing realization about trolls:>Majority of first or last names derived from Sanskrit>Have a rigid caste system>Inexplicably speak English>Are often annoyingAre trolls just space pajeets?
>>150787826I'm a simple man, I see roxygen, I say 'peak'.
>>150787849Eridan has a scarf around him already, does that count?
>>150787857I described troll society to one of my friends recently, saying that they have a caste system where the higher classess often kill the lower ones and thats normal, and he asked the exact same question
>>150787876I wish there was a less gay name for it than roxygen.
>>150787826why does john look like a faggot here if he's not a homosexual
>>150787904>he doesnt like pre-homestuck hussnasty styleYou'd never survive the trials of wizardy herbert.
>>150787896I wish there was a GAYER name than roxygen
>>150787896>I wish there was a less gay cute little nickname for shipping these two cartoon teenagersShipping is already gay
>>150787896MSPA Booru calls JohnRoxy as Breathalyzer. I miss creative ship names like these.https://mspabooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=breathalyzer
>>150787938Homestuck has so many fucking great ones>grimdorks>conheir>rosemary
>>150787938>breathalizerclever, still think Con Heir for JohnVris is the best ship name, though
>>150787945Disgusting
>>150787086this, but unironically
>>150787896If it were up to me ship names would never go further than CharacterxCharacter, CharacterCharacter and CharActer. You faggots are too creative with it and it pisses me off having to memorize this shit.
>>150787962you cant stop their heterosexual love anon.
I always just called it JohnRoxy
>>150787983yet another reason why jadedave reigns supreme
John X any human girlKarkat X any troll womanShrimple ass that
>>150787857Don´t you fucking hate it when you have problems on Earth C and some fucking troll is what you get for tech support?
>>150788008John X June it is then.
>>150787986You might like this blog, it's basically the main grimdorks blog on modern Tumblr: https://grimme-and-specs.tumblr.com/
>>150788008>John X any human girlWRONG. John is for troll nook ONLY.
>>150788008Me when I'm nervous and see an opportunity to invest
>>150787809Why is Karkat wearing a turtleneck sweater isnt that a kankri thing
>>150788026good shit anon, thanks for sharing
>>150787657Just be careful with screwing them on, model magic cracks pretty easily. If all else fails theres gotta be like, a 3D printing service you can order from. Would be easiest.
>>150788041It was a popular headcanon that Karkat wore a turtleneck since way back, Im pretty sure thats what inspired kankri's sweater in the first place. I always thought it was intended to just be a long sleeve shirt but I think it got confirmed later that it was a sweater.
>>150788041The Kankri thing was a reference to fan depictions of Karkat wearing a turtleneck.
>>150788024Strange that we have not been to exposed to John x June propaganda
>>150783887>>150782060I only now just realized that, and I'm immeasurably happy that my desire for her to break has come true
I hope the undead viking turns out to be actually a chill guy.Who knew they buried vikings in texas....
>>150788250to be fair there are a shitload of scandinavian immigrants in the midwestIt would not shock me in the least if this dude is just larping as a viking but a legit pagan
>>150787826>A woman and a trans woman>HeterosexuallollmaoNice lesbian ship loser.
Anyway, if y'all are looking for a fun slice-of-live AU fanventure, I found one called "Suburb," in which the four beta kids and twelve crash-landed trolls attend a high school. It's modeled after 2000s-era high school comedies and is surprisingly compelling.It's posted on tumblr and has an MSPFA mirror:https://www.tumblr.com/caxsiahttps://mspfa.com/?s=64564
>>150788320A trans man and a trans woman actuallyThough Roxygen was always the most bland and flavorless str8 Homestuck ship, especially back in 2016 when all the Johnvris haters who liked Vrisrezi were upholding it as some sort ot "non-toxic heterosexuality" preferrable alternative
>>150787983>no i do not want creativity or the ability to hide my powerlevel around non-fansYou are the reason fandoms suck now
>>150788359>trans man and trans womanDammit then it IS hetslop.Lame.
>>150788364>hiding your powerlevel>instead of wearing handmade tasteful accessories that relate to your favorite shipsWeak.
>>150788359The Vrisrezi, Davekat and Johnroxy shills were so fucking annoying. Can't believe it was a decade ago
>>150788063I tried 3d printing but it was my first time and printing takes forever with large objects
>>150786848Come to think of it, is it theoretically possible for a group of speedrunners to win a standard game of Sburb without ever entering Skaia or fighting the black king?>Void sessions have no forge, which appears to be a necessary step for the ultimate alchemy, so you cannot prevent the reckoning.>Quest Beds teleport you into Skaia when used, but Sacrificial Slabs do not and thus can be used for god tier.>Ectobiology labs primarily exist in the Veil and the Space player will have a planet of frogs, so frog breeding never necessitates going to the battleground.>The victory platform exists just outside of Skaia, so it can be entered without failing the challenge.Is there anything I'm missing or would it be possible to beat the game while ignoring the entire latter half of the game?
>>150788530You need the Reckoning to happen because its what seeds the planet with a frog temple at the very least.
>>150788024
>>150788563And i forgot, but you also need to then END the Reckoning again by taking out the Black King, because its needed for Skaia to not get wrecked, and Skaia is where the frogs meant to go.
>>150788530>Quest Beds teleport you into Skaia when usedDont they just bring your consciousness to your dreamself (ignoring the star trek teleporter conundrum Terezi Remember brings up), which usually makes it to the battlefield by the time you go god tier? So if youre speedrunning the game you may just be god tier on prospit or derse.
>>150784769HEY JIMMY!
>>150788563Yeah it's basically a time paradox thing. If the reckoning never happened, the players would not be in a session, because the reckoning didn't happen.That is why the white king's forces are always destined to lose the battle, because technically they ALREADY LOST or you (the players) would not be in the medium playing Sburb right now because the reckoning wouldn't have happened.Fucking timeloops man.
>>150787645too gay, perhaps
>>150788647In the truth the game is playing everyone, not that everyone is playing the game.Causality will fuck you sideways no matter what and multi session clusterfucks might actually be a feature, not a exception for all we know.
>>150785030I have a question about Jade's dog dick.Does she ONLY have the dog dick? Or does she have her original vagina too?Like did she become a hermaphrodite? Or did the dog dick replace her existing genitals?
>>150788698>inb4 Hussie's secret reddit account
>>150788708Pretty sure the epilogues say that she couldnt have kids naturally with dave, but that may just be because her dreamself was stuffed, so she could still have a vagina, but probably no ovaries or uterus.
>>150788678Yeah I've seen people speculate that there is no such thing as a 'normal' game of Sburb before. It seems to be a pretty popular fan theory that every sburb session will inevitably become a cluster fuck that inevitably does EVENTUALLY result in the birth of a new universe and it's more just a question of how much bullshit and how many sessions are involved each time.
>>150788698Pretty sure Hussie killed Boople cuz she been MIA for a long time now
>>150788563>>150788577To my knowledge the only absolutely necessary thing in the frog temple is the source code for the game itself, and that could be brought to you along with knowledge of what to do by the winners from the previous universe. Is there anything else that would make it impossible to breed the genesis frog before the reckoning has time to happen?
>>150788599Its honestly hard to say because literally only Vriska/John God Tier through that way, and then we only see Johns full ascension. But John during the [S] also has a counterpart Quest Bed for his dreamself that has me almost believe that you kinda need both selfs on the beds for it to 100% work?
>>150788731Oh yeah fuck I forgot the taxidermy thing.Still Jade's case raises questions about how the whole 'fusing with your sprite when you god-tier' thing actually works.Like how much of the resulting body is the original flesh body you had before and how much comes from the sprite?Or is it different depending on the specific nature of the sprite you're fusing with? I don't remember if this was ever actually explained anywhere.
>>150788746No way to treat cutes
>>150788734Sburb seems to be a metaphor for puberty/sexual maturity since the literal end goal is to create and populate a new universe
>>150788678The fact that they're all linked by Paradox Space suggests that the sessions themselves are contained within a separate but much larger session, sburb itself probablyWe don't see what happens to the other human sessions though, Rose says none of them succeeded in entering the game before the reckoning killed them
>>150788794Rose is full of shit because we know Fedorafreak got into the medium.
>>150788774I think it was always intended to be more vague in terms of sprite rules and God Tier Jade was meant to be a normal furry girl, hussie included the implied dog dick in the epilogues as a one-off joke to be ignored after that, but then he got the idea for Yiffy which made it permanently part of the post canon. I have a personal theory that yiffy was a late addition and the original plan was for original Vriska to be the fourth omega kid, but thats beside the point.
>>150788780I guess you could view it that way. Though it could also be a metaphor for a bunch of other things (like for example, it could be viewed as a metaphor for the creative process of writing a story, you're trying to create a universe and each 'session' is a draft you wrote up, then discarded while bringing some elements over to the next one).Has Hussie ever given a statement on whether Sburb was a metaphor for anything? Or is this all just blind speculation?
Anyone made any fansatyrs/fannymphs yet
Is the Sylladex a part of sburb in some way or is it just some unrelated weird bullshit
>>150788841Lord English added it to the post scratch troll universe to torture them, and in extension, everyone else that came after too.
>>150788840wait a second
>>150788794>Rose says none of them succeeded in entering the game before the reckoning killed themshe was saying that theoretically, she didnt know for sure, just that the other people writing gamefaqs all seemed to fail. Other sessions could have made it to their own skaia and made their own universe, though I dont know the implications for that in terms of the exiles and post-reckoning earth.>>150788841sylladexes seem to have existed for at least a while before sburb, though I guess they could have been produced by skaianet in preparation for sburb.
>>150788731Technically having both a male and female reproductive system would cause one of those systems to become infertile even without any other form of intervention because Testosterone and Estrogen suppress each other with the deciding factor regarding what is suppressed being about what hormone is more prevalent.So she could have both male and female reproductive systems but her testosterone from her dog balls suppressed her estrogen levels, rendering her female reproductive system infertile.
>>150788874Sylladexes also existed for the trolls though and the only ones throughout the story we see NOT having them are Carapacians who come from the Medium.
The fact is he just didn't want Dave having kids, and needed an excuse.
>>150788904If you consider the skaianet system files canon, most skaianet tech was alternia tech being repurposed and sold to humans through Grandpa Harley from the Condense, so they could have come from there.
>>150788840Do you think Hussie knows
>>150788960>phone pop-up jade giving you a blowjobUoh...
>>150788929Still means that it likely wasn´t related to Skaia however, as with the trolls only Sollux/Aradia had access to the frog temple codes, and im fairly sure Sollux didn´t create the Sylladexes, let alone that Condy snatched the code from him.I think they also have them in Hiveswap if that counts for anything?
>>150788929~ATH is a mystery thoughI can't remember where it's actually from
>>150788991>pilot jade's breathy little laugh as you fuck her>the way it starts getting higher and higher before she's whining for you to finish inside already, she wants a baby right NOW
>>150788840Sonas are the closest I've found.https://x.com/fuzzbuttfreak/status/1976067821676400989?t=b1b6-31OuJL5LjaClg9iiA&s=19
>>150788840>hey that hair looks familia-
Isn't there a satyrs base?
This was my favorite moment in the entire comic even though I like Nepeta as an individual. Catgirlfags obsessed with "cute" shit and Katnep self-insert shipper bitches BTFO.
>>150789101>I am experiencing acute cute aggression
>>150789082
>>150789109Nah cute aggression is wanting to pet something super hard or squeeze a baby's cheeks, I feel aggression aggression at catgirlfag men and self-insert shipper women
>>150789066You know this makes me think how you only ever see humans or trolls in fan adventures. Desynced is the exception having dragon people I think? But even then, you dont see the Cherubs either too often. Will the Satyrs and Nymphs fall to the same fate?
>>150788960>>150789117I don't want the pilot to succeed for a Homestuck adaptation, I want the pilot to succeed for more of this Jade.
>>150788840Classpect them
>>150789162Sleeve of dickSock of cockFlesh of light
>>150789139Theres some in Sburb: Refresh (They´re shit), some aliens in Nightfall (They´re just weird ninja people and two of them are just Prince Zuko/Toga Himiko) and Conjoined Session has those Elves (They´re odd but okay, i guess).
>>150789185Well fuck me guess im not as well read as I thought
>>150789214Its still very little OC races ever involved, Cherubs are kinda hardcarried by beneViolence being all about them though.
>>150789139Depends on how close you are going to stick to "canon". If humans exist, so do the trolls, they're kind of a package deal for obvious reasons. Same with the cherubs, but people really didn't care for those.If you're flying off the handle of course all bets are off.
>>150789135That is not what cute aggression means at all, here read picrel
>>150789184They're ten
Homestuck but its played by a bunch of Saiyans before Freeza destroys their planet
>>150789264OUTTA TEN! OH! BABABOOIE!
>>150789264That never stopped a satyr
>>150789278I'd read that fanventure
>>150789278>The fight against the black king takes a literal season to finish
>>150789278Alternia would be very different if all the trolls could throw around ki blasts and make special moves
>>150786579What if I am attracted to Cherubs?
>>150789349Then you get lots of cherubs in it either way. One of them being a Catholic girl with a big titty humansona.
>>150789349then you have bad taste
>>150789261That's not what cute aggression means at all, that's just some schizo's pet theory. Cuteness protects babies, puppies, kittens etc. What this anon seems to be pointing at is actual aggression toward uncanny bug-eyed anime characters, which can't be explained by evolution and probably means those people don't find those characters "cute" in the first place
>>150789261picrel is a weeaboo neckbeard coping for being called obnoxious one too many times. also I'm not the original reply gamzeefag who's being edgy, I have no issue with things being cute or cutesy stuff. I have an issue when insufferable pricks who use cute things to deflect from them being insufferable pricks. BPD hello kitty girls, and narcissistic Lolicons, are prime examples.
>>150789363He does have a point.
>>150788678>>150788734>game about impregnating a planet>Every session gets fuckedMakes sens.
>>150788840They would fucking play sburb, little fuckers...
>>150789314>the season has eight subseasons and three intermissions.
>>150789396No anon, that would be a Shingeki no Kyojin Session.
>>150789349>>150789376I really want another female cherub to show up just so Calliope can get mogged just to see her reaction. Also because having other cherubs in the story not related to sburb with no skin in the game would be an interesting wild-card.
>>150789412Well, we know their Mom/Dad are flying around somewhere in the universe because centuries down the line they have to ultimately put Calliope/Caliborns egg onto Earth C.
>>150789365Also I already specified but seems you ignored it, but I don't feel aggressive towards the character Nepeta at all. I actually think she's cute. It's the reaction from all the faggots that are/were invested in her I loved.>>150789370Exactly, it's the types of definitely not-cute people that attach themselves to seemingly cute shit that bugs me.
A completely normal version of Homestuck except he's there as a troll.
>>150789473Brolee...
>>150789473>Murderstuck is now Brooly rampaging because he remembers the cries of other grubs when they were still in the cave
>>150789473Only Sooper Saiyan can defeat him
>>150789473so this is the power of the legendary limebloods...
>>150789473Honestly that'd just be Equius and Gamzee mixed together.
>>150789473This but he replaces Gamzee.Absolutely nothign changes.
>>150789278Homestuck would make a baller shounen.
Which of the two do you pick, anon?
>>150789473>Half of Collide is just Lord English ignoring the entire ghost army to fight the biggest other beefcake there is.>Its also why they had to wipe out the Limebloods.>Brolee Saiyan>His Beforan counterparts DBS Broly.
>>150789668Who are they? I don't really pay attention to fan-characters.
QUICK WHAT WOULD BROLY'S HORNS LOOK LIKE?
>>150789709They're from Prisounebound. It's bretty guud.
>>150789721Like his hair
>>150789721Normal devil horns. Like comically fake-looking.
>>150789668Starting to believe the reason Korpus flipped on Renity involved a pair of handcuffs
>>150789745That bitch is into the Troll equivalent of Twilight and 50 shades of gray, Renity is 100% a pillow princess.
>>150789721>>150789739Tim Currys from Legend.
>>150789758>50 shades of grayWhat would be the troll equivalent? 50 shades of blood?
>>150789773Its still 50 shades of grey, just more literal.
More alien-based homestuck game ideas>sburb played on the citadel from mass effect and every player is a different race>a star trek federation ship gets pulled into an sburb game after being sent a copy of game shortly after arriving at a planet>WH40k hive world sburb gameOh man some of this shit writes itself
>>150789773>>15078978650 shades of caucasian
>>150789708shit, now i want to do a proper Brolee edit...
>>150789810Peachy*
>>150789668From this image, we cn deduce that Ellith is as flat as a board.
>>150789773the book was literally titles "50 Shades of Troll Gray"
>>150789761kek
>>150789799Alternatively:WH40K Sburb session but every player is from a different race so they have to find ways to not kill each other. The Dark Eldar betrays everyone obviously.
>>150789831Deldar Vriska
>>150789799Star Trek one would be the Enterprise encountering a world currently undergoing the shenanigans of a session beginning.
Since moonrunes made it canon that Ellith likes Boxcar racer, I made this shitty thingyI don't draw.
>>150789871kino
>>150789848>Riker seduces grey Troll women: the episodeMAKE IT SO
this thread sucks
>>150789811Thats the magic of shitty edits done via paint, giving someone better at it a idea.
>>150789881>Riker brings a Fuchsia troll woman onto the Enterpreise>"Data, can you hand me a pair of buckets, please?"
>>150789879thx
>>150789900>someone betterfool
>>150789910>Vriska gulped>Kanaya shuddered>Terezi shook>Nepeta quivered"Yes commander Riker" they all said in unison
>>150789979>Feferi and Aradia: Forgotten.
>>150789999aradia is busy fucking sollux and feferi is too busy dealing with picard's bullshit
>>150790011>Crusher bangs someone's sprite>Somehow
>>150789871Real
>>150789895Was it the satyr CMC that did it in for you
>>150790011>Worf hanging out with Equius learning to love lusus milk
>>150781732this is a way better title for these threads
>>150790023>Captain during my medical examination of the sprites I have determined that they are... highly potent creatures despite having little to no corporeal form.
>>150790046No that was cute.
Brolee's hair should be all horns instead of hair
>>150790059>[S] Equius, consume the Klingon Bloodwine
Read Space Days
New shilling target:Read Conjoined Session
>>150788840The Homestuck style really is good for portraying a character as a little critter, honestly.
>>150790113next time Moonrunes does a request stream I'm asking him to draw Cody's mom fingerblasting her daughter normal again
>>150790144Already up to date. NEXT.
>>150790144Dude fuck this comic not sexual style
>>150787938booru calls this clockwork orange which I find pretty neat
>>150790155Read fucking uhhhh Autopraxis?
>>150788678I love how Blood is the only one with serious statment.It isn't a joke or a cruelty, just a tragic word
>>150790183Started that one already, looks promising but i keep stopping due to other stuff.
>>150789349Your fair maiden
>>150790183impossible mode: find a fan adventure that isn't totally gay
>>150790155Discuss Conjoined Session then.For instance: would you watch troll dragon Ball with the indigo?
>>150790258>SisterAren't Cherub siblings always opposite gender?
>>150790113No, I don't feel like reading someone's comic that's doubling as a therapy session where they draw themself beating up the people that were mean to them.
>>150788995Was the Condense ever implied to be aware of the game pre-LE servitude? I guess not or else she wouldve had a plan in place to prevent the vast glub, otherwise she could have disseminated the software to prepare them. Scratch couldve done it though. Joey totally couldve got it from her dad if Skaianet made them.>>150788997I always just assumed Doc Scratch produced it
>>150790272Fanventure liberties There's a pairing of brothers as wellThough they still have the weird aspect duality to them
>>150789278Saiyans would fucking suck at the game so it would be hilarious. They would stomp any imps in fights but they'd try and brute force their way through sburb mechanics so it would totally screw them over
Remember to always trigger autistic Nepetafurries by posting Nepgore
>>150790265GIVE ME A FANVENTURE WITH NOTHIN'
>>150790276Naw, the trans dude is the one the gets beat, not the other way around
>>150790272>>150790287Its really just what they call themself because you know, Cherubs dont really have any distinctive gender traits being the same body and all. In those cases one just decided theyre a guy or girl.
>>150790300See >>150786596
>>150789473>screams so loud he survives the vast glub, leaving him the only living adult troll outside the condensecould be kino
