>relatable>cuteWhat's not to love?
>>151076994I would totally fuck him up the ass
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>>151077344
>>151076994goofy unc crush
>>151077344You and me both though I'm pretty sure Norbert already has.
>>151077440Rocko and Norbert are such a cute couple
>>151077440>>151077480>single artist has monopoly on shipping artBased
>>151077630It's also some good art. I gotta see if there's a more convenient way to read some of the multi-page comics they've made.
>you now remember the JFK shooting joke
likes rainbows
>>151077344You'll have to wait for him coming back from work
>>151077440WrongNorb is a bottom
>>151076994The australian accent
>>151079566dubs of truth
>>151079579Better than a British "accent".
>>151079378Okay now I want to fuck him in the ass too
>>151081203Made for passionate cuddle-fucking.
>>151076994How about i fucking kill you,you insufferable grooming furnigger. I'm tired of these fucking threads everyday. You're the bane of my existence,i hate retards like you so much. Every time I have to see your threads I feel like I'm banging my head against a wall. I just can't deal with you anymore. You've gotten me to the worst point in my life. just go back to your dogshit garbage heap of a board you fucking cartoon watching furry manchild piece of shit already
>>151081203ZAMN
>>151081834>this faggot is mad about a thread he purposely entered to be mad aboutLOL. what a fuckin turd!
>>151076994This guy was Spongebob before Spongebob. Great part of my childhood. Taught me what Chokie Chicken meant.
>>151081834>adult character>grooming
>>151082658What if we want to groom Rocko with a brush? Ever thought of that, huh?
>>151079378Sauce?
>>151083441artist is darkwolf79found this on the furfag site, post number 5824415
>>151083483Thanks, anon. I don't usually go looking for stuff like this but the artstyle is nice.
>>151083675anytime, chiefanyways, to steer things away from wanting to fuck the wallaby back to his senses, it's nice rewatching the show as an adulti don't think i've ever laughed hard at a cartoon before
>>151080374DAMN, you too???
>>151076994>part time job at a comic shop and can afford to rent a houseNot relatable
Were millennials so horny for Rocko because the show itself was so horny?
>>151076994I want to fuck that wallaby.
Porn unironically convinced me that the married frog MILF lusting after him was a running gag but it was 1 ep baka
I'd kill philbert and fuck the shit out of Paula
>>151087171only if there's censorship bars
Isn't this a tranny cartoon?
>>151087171You and most people in this thread, bud.
>>151088340Many want to be inside him
>>151081302>passionate cuddle-fuckingThe best kind of sex
>>151076994odd story, but I was watching Rocko's Modern Life when I became "self-aware", I distinctly remember, even in my distant and hazy child memory, of sitting there and going from "ha ha lights on the TV" to "Oh, I'm sitting here, I'm alone in this room, and I am currently 'Watching Television', and I will stop doing that later" as opposed to just wandering from one activity to another in child-ness.
>>151085529
>>151087607Thats the best part. You dont ha eto kill philbert. He'll do nothing to stop you from plowing his wife. He'll probably even make snacks.
>>151089079It's a shame half of the art with him is anything but.
>>151076994Rocko_Filbert_Hefger_hardcore_bdsm_sexo.jpeg
>>151090727Fitting for the style of the cartoon
It's a shame there are no drawfags on /co/ who are into drawing cute male characters. Oh well...
>>151090727RoughRockoBondageRapeSex.png
>>151090753>bdsm>>151092322>bondageGross. The best sex is loving sex, not imitation rape.
>>151093127Amen!
>>151081834>You've gotten me to the worst point in my life.bro really? furfags on an imageboard did that?
>>151093127Rocko_Bound_Fisted_Milked_HardBeating.mov
>>151076994Reminder that if you ever watched Reno 911 that Officer Garcia was the voice of Rocko. He was also the voice of the Taco Bell Chihuahua (yo quiero Taco Bell).
>>151093663He's so cute, bros...
>>151094011Well shit the more ya know.
It's the sound of his shoes when he walks, for me.
>>151094011>>151094032Now that I think about it, Reno 911 was kind of ahead of it's time since it was basically a combination of the shows COPS and The Office except it existed before the American version of the Office.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6dWG18HnOohttps://youtu.be/dC675ZKTzMI
>>151094545damn I forgot how fucking funny that show was, the dog killing bit is fucking hysterical
>>151093663>Norbert gets to have sex with this cutieWhat a lucky beaver
>>151093127Bondage is fun and consensual : >
WEE WEE
>>151096182Based
>>151077344I liked hat one short loop of hefer's dad doing that to him.
Rocko on paheal.
>>151096491Sauce?
>>151096182It's only "consensual" because they don't want prison time and have to settle for less. It's a rape/torture fetish at it's core. There's a reason why BDSM is the fetish all serial killers have.
>>151096657Shit take and boring sex
>>151097036If you need to bring tools into sex to get off then you're bad at sex. If you need to simulate rape and torture to get off, then you're a bad person.
>>151079464>one artist keeping rocko alive with shitpost art
>>151096519https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6015846
>>151097146Thanks, anon. Damn, Mr. Wolfe finishes quick.
>>151097146the gargoyles animations this guy does have done irreparable damage to my sexual wellbeing
>>151097197Would be better if they were just Brooklyn with human men
>>151097146He is a premature ejaculator
>>151097120nerd
>>151096057IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME
GOD I WISH I WAS ROCKO'S FAT
the thought of Rocko giving me a couple of flowers and blushing is making me feel things, and I think that's a sign I have smoked too many dabs and I should go to bed soon
>>151098946>ywn get to accept flowers from a blushing Rocko>ywn get to lazily watch a movie or two before sleeping on the couch>ywn never get to enjoy coffee with him in the morning before he has to leave for work
>>151099185fuck you fuck you fuck you how dare you
>>151099412IT HURTS ME TOO, ANON. NOT JUST YOU.
>>151099428look I'm mostly attracted to women, but I would be a hypocrite not to admit that there's something very attractive about a hardworking, honest, compassionate, well-meaning guy with a steady job who has a cute dog and he's SMALL and he's WEIRDLY CUTE alright I'm gonna go shoot myself
>>151099452There's nothing wrong with being attracted to a guy like that.And don't forget one of the most important parts: you can nerd out about /co/ stuff with him.
>>151099599oh my god, I know, like I just know I'm a fucking Filburt, like if I was in that universe I'd be one of the doofuses at his comic shop, and I'd just absolutely fucking be his househusband, he'd be so fuckin' taken care of, and I don't feel too bad or weird about admitting that because I've always known I was bisexual, but I'm outwardly so traditionally straight that it does feel a little bit awkward
>>151099626You and me both, except I'm just an outright fag that's outwardly straight.Real talk, though, I wonder if he'd be alright with horror movies...
>>151099857ugh, him getting jumpy and I put my arm around his shoulders and I'm warm and he leans in ugh
>>151099873And he snuggles up extra close after the movies are over so he doesn't get nightmares...god i think i finally understand the shipfag mentality
>>151076994I'm an artist from israel and this is my arthttps://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6727857
>>151099908>ywn get to set an alarm to wake up earlier than your hardworking, honest husband so you can make him breakfast before he gets up, because you want to support him when he goes to work to bring home the baconwhy live, bros
>>151100018isn'trael
>>151100019Maybe one day some guy like Rocko will come around in both our respective walks of life. Don't give up hope, anon.
>>151100175
Favorite Rocko episode now!
>>151100203Oh come on, ol' pal. Things ain't so bad. At least he's got some good art, for the most part.>>151100720A hard tie between "Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic" or "Hair Licked".
>>151076994>relatable>what's not to loveWhy would you want to relate to something you love? Wanting a best friend to fuck is peak mental illness. True love is the appreciation for 'other' not faux-narcissism. Peak homo-hours.
>>151076994I found Rocko's forgotten nipponese successor, Zumomo.
>>151101532Don't forget about his cousin, Rin Goek
>>151100846They're perfect for each other
Rocko spread eagle on my bed.
>>151079464Now this is art.
>>151081834>goes on the cartoon board>sees cartoon character>immediately gets mad
>>151087594Besides the banned episode there was like 4 other times.
>>151076994I AM THE CHEESE! I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW!!!I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND BALONEY COMBINED!!!!!!!!!!!
I blame Rocko, Tiny Toons and Angry Beavers for frying my barians and making me attracted to anthro men. These assholes ruined my life fuck them.
>>151094545>>151094695People thinking it was a show like COPS is the funniest thing to me.
>missed the chance to post this on Halloweenfuck
>>151100720how did they get away with this
>>151104714>how did they get away with thisget away with what? his heart beating back from his chest to his ass? common cartoon physics. any slapstick cartoon does this shit.. pretty sure alot of looney tunes and TTA did stuff like this.
>>151104845still funny it probably caused that cartoon heart beating fetish
>>151104845if you frezze frame it literally looks like hairy balls
>>151104863Excuse me what?
>>151104892got that from the wiki what the fuck
>>151104892well only some perverted fuckhead like yourself would think that. pretty sure it wasnt the intention of the animators. you are dismissed. you can go away now tard.
>>151102351That they are, the cheeky buggers.
>>151100846why do people ship this>inb4 why notjust wanna know where the ship comes from
>>151105601Your guess is as good as mine. It is a cute ship, though.
>>151104927Anon, RML is well known for lewd stuff, just look at the episode names as a start.
>>151104927https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Radar/RockosModernLife
>>151105918>The episode opens with Heffer watching a Presidential motorcade that ends up being shot at by a gunman. The reporter also says "Oh my God", which is unheard of in kids shows. He then turns the TV off stating it was boring. To make things even worse, the scene is a reference to the radio coverage of a little incident called the JFK Assasination.
Rockos Life might have been modern back in 1993, but with tech now, 1993 is a stone age.Also wouldn't Rocko be like almost 60 now?A cartoon like his would never work today regarding the setting - a guy who owns a house and car while working at a comic book store? Forget about it. Newage Rocko would be in debt living with his parents down unda. In fact in today's Amurrica he'd get Ice-o'd.
>>151101532Give me the japanese series name I cant get a hit on google.>>151101618What show?>>151104927Sorry anon I saw hair balls too. Are you underaged or new? Were you even around when the show was airing?
>>151106146NTA, but "Zumomo to Nupepe". No idea what it's about.
>>151106146>Sorry anon I saw hair balls toowell that just means you and this anon >>151104892 are just a couple of faggots who like balls.
>>151106235You're in a thread for a 90s cartoon that got away with a TON of adult humor, sorry you're braindead retarded and need to deny certain things because of your homophobia.
>>151103505oh that's precious
ITT mentally ill homosexuals lust over a cartoon.
>>151106673Thanks captain obvious, be sure to update us on the state of water later.
>>151106673>bunch of uncs relate to a middle age working wallaby the lust is the bonus
>>151106655nails the style even with the gross shit
>adult spinoff show called Rocko's Sex Life>nothing changes
>>151107235Impressive.
>>151106146that ren and stimpy ripoff is from Gulu Xiansheng
>>151106673Yes, and?
>>151089158Stop turning me on.
>>151106324>mentions hairy balls>doesnt deny he isnt a faggotkeep seething fucker
>>151106231shit's so obscure as fuck that you can't even find it on piracy sitesi doubt there are people outside of japan who has heard of this chinese mongolian tibetan rocko looking ass lmao wtf
>>151108023Yeah, I was a little surprised when I saw that MAL didn't even have a synopsis for it. It's also got shit ratings on a couple other /a/ related sites. Probably for the best that it's obscure.
>>151076994second worst show that aired on nick
>>151077383The word you seek is metrosexual.
>>151107860
>>151108236The Loud House is first.
>>151109312R-Rocko? Why are you looking at me like that?
>>151109513He learned that two boys could have sex.
>>151109636THEY CAN!?
>>151100720Let me think just a moment.
>>151077344>Loved Rocko's Modern Life as a kid>Found Rocko relatable>Fast forward 2025>Niggas are turning Rocko into a faggot and want to fuck him in the ass>>151097146Why the fuck are there MULTIPLE god-tier animations of Rocko getting fucked in the ass? I'm not gay, but I appreciate the artistic skill.
>>151111701>Niggas are turning Rocko into a faggot and want to fuck him in the assIs that part relatable? Do you think people wanna fuck you in the ass?
>>151111701or they want to be part of his ass
>>151111701>mfw millennials see Rockohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3uJHTisUdE
>>151076994y'all remember when i used to be some annoying namefag obsessed with rocko back then on /co/?now i came back for nothing
>>151112736No, but i'm glad you got better. From being a namefag I mean.
>>151112736this is the average toonfucker now
Would Rocko be a good boyfriend (gay)?
>>151114038he would be get angry and frustrated easily but love you enough that everything works out fine
>>151114556>angry and frustrated easilyI dunno. With how much shit he has to put up with from Filburt and Heffer, I think he'd be alright.
>>151114629>>151114038When he fake married Filburt to earn his green card they ended up fucking hating each other.
>>151114692In Rocko's defense, Filburt was constantly trying to call him at work, but in Filburt's defense, Rocko could have at least tried to be "husband-like".I guess that's what happens when you're in what's supposed to be a romantic situation with someone you don't really love. Kind of like Clay and Bloberta Puppington but with far less self loathing, self hatred, and wanting to be rid of your other half.
>>151112736>only turned on by 5 of these charactersAm I low T?
>>151076994Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/
>>151106103>Rockos Life might have been modern back in 1993, but with tech now, 1993 is a stone age.>Also wouldn't Rocko be like almost 60 now?Rocko actually got a Netflix movie back in 2019 and as you might expect it's full of gags regarding characters from the 90s being introduced to modern tech/culture (think Heffer and Filbert get smartphones lol). Unfortunately it's Netflix and in their attempt to modernize Rocko the main driving plot of the movie is that the Bighead's son decides to become a literal tranny.So good luck ever trying to discuss the movie without it turning into political shitflinging.
>>151115475What a waste
>>151115475>>151115859>mfw Alex Jones was right and they are in fact turning the freakin' frogs gay
>>151076994Pic unrelated
>>151116244look at his smile and not want to smile in return
Violent painful sex with Rocko.
>>151077480Do you mean Filbert?
>>151116574>Violent painful sex with Rocko.but.. why... rocko is for pleasure. not S&M rapesex. you fucking monster!
>>151117165rocko would use really kinky conglomo devices
>>151117450kinky is one thing but not violent painful rape sex as this other fuckhead suggested
>>151117494Rocko is secretly a power top
>>151117880He learned from Dingo.
>>151076994He's not even real, It's just pixels moving like a character on a screen.
>>151076994For me, it's jewish Rocko.oy vey
>>151117880You mean power bottom
>>151115475They could've made him a femboy twink but instead went the troon route, what a waste.
>>151115111You've been spouting the same trash line for what, three years? Didn't you get found out you're using public wi-fi too? Get a fucking life my man.
>>151115475Why would Joe Murray approve such shit?Also that screencap looks soulless.
>>151118765>circumcised Gross
>>151119873How do they dock?
>>151104900You don't know?
>>151120337If they're circumcised they cant dock :(
>>151120350Circumcised dicks are worse in every way. Anyone saying otherwise is lying, coping, or has a circumcision fetish like Brian Morris, the guy who writes literally every bullshit paper claiming there are health benefits
>>151120552Foreskin was made to slide your tounge under.
Beating Rocko with a lead pipe.
>>151121671
Suck-o
>>151122869Hes made for sex
>>151115475Sad if true. I haven't seen the movie.
Wedding song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFwXn7ZUNzI
>>151120560Truth
>>151123224guess you could say he's made for sexo
>>151126237rocko is made for rainbows and holding hands on the beach
>>151126255can't argue with those dubs
>>151112736>bottom row, 4th column
>>151112736Would:Roger RabbitDaxterScratchBubdyMarch HareSmartassTimoneRockoBonkers
rocko censor bars
>>151077344worlds straightest furry
OKAY /CO/ LETS GET THOSE BUNS IN SHAPEAND A ONEAND A TWOAND A ONEAND A TWO
>>151127962Don't forget the dumbbell between the buns for faster results!
>>151128162sovl
>>151112736>DaxterCute otter thing
>>151127962One time my grandma walked in just as that scene was playing, she was a bit speechless.
>>151128533One of our home movies has this recorded off TVhttps://youtu.be/lfy0AbPqmnw
>>151128363aww, that's nice. if it wasn't for them being on competing channels, I could totally have seen them doing a crossover episode.
>>151127033Husband & Husband
>>151076994recently i drew rocko figuring out he has a canceruous brain tumorim starting to develop this rare fetish
>>151129228and drew roger rabbit having a tonic seizure and foaming all over his jaw
>>151129228>>151129240wtf....
bigstrongheffer
>>151129171They're so cute together. Norbert's one lucky beaver.
>>151129240>>151129228>rare fetishWait until you discover Youtube's vast selection of little girls having fake seizures.
>>151129228>>151129240...But why?
>>151129228Haha, now he just needs to be beaten and fucked into submission
I eanna yiff
murrtube.net
>finally gets a game>is dlc in the first>main roster of second>first game was handled so badly no one bought the secondWe'll never get another shot
>>151131115Murrtube.net
>>151131115One of those Nick fighting games, right?
>>151130403You're evil
>>151131958You want it.
>>151128469cocksleeve
>>151129228>>151129240new epilepsy kino
kuckyweck thread.do not reply.only report.
>>151132731LMFAO I KNEW YOU'RE GONNA SHOW UPGEGGGGGGGGGG