Good morning, grandpa. Did you remember to change the clocks? Don't worry, I'll do it. You can use the extra hour to read the newspaper comics.Better hurry, though. It's gonna be dark soon.
talk to the police while you wait
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shoot, I messed up the order. first time that's happened in a long time...>>151003008 Dick Tracy>>151003012 >>151103879Flash
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>>151003035 the implications of this arc are mind boggling
>>151003042 >find me a dead baby>yes m'lord
>>151103858He stole from another shopper out of the stores?
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>>151003058 be y'all a Martin, or be y'all a Coy rabbit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSFNl4roGlI
>>151103961the rizzler
Tio Rico spittin' facts
oooooof
>>151104032Wait, that's the Toddler's name? Kinda sorry. I got one comic late due to me replying to some other thread that got raided by an anon who dumps images on a thread about after school cartoons. Seriously, the idiot posted Bomberman. He doesn't have a cartoon! A Calvin and Hobbes comic got posted there though.
>>151103917>this will look great on the wall in the closet in the guest room
>>151103858I know this, someone else did the stealing and then chucked the bag in a designated spot for him to collect while security went after the other guy. Because that's literally how the smarter shoplifters do it.That or he changed into different clothes and walked out wearing them in each store, and they're all using surveillance cameras from like the 1970s that can''t pick up his face. I presume it's supposed to be that.
>>151104074the toddler's name is Ava, according to the official "about" page on CK. I don't know if she has ever been called by her name in the comic. Amari is the brother
>>151103858Holy shit, Frances.
>>151104122Oh that explain. That doesn't explain why image dump anon took one of my picture I downloaded off of Imgur, change the resolution, and change the filename to a botted filename with dashes between numbers and letters like the others.
>>151103858>>151103938I think he stole from 5 different people, that's why there's several witnesses, each one recognizes at least a thing he stole from themfor the differences Moon,shield,helga's belt,dog's eyes, hamlet's freckles and the duck's helmet
this is begging for edits
>HONK if you love Donald
>they don't even know what comic they're in
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>>151103974renaissance arc incoming?>>151103873speaking of arcs, i started coming to these threads every week earlier this year, but never got into the serials because they were already started and don't feel like reading all the previous ones, which is the easiest one to get into?Also why is Popeye not a serial?
>>151104334Flash started completely fresh about two years ago, so you could probably get through it in an afternoon. Mary Worth, Phantom, and Tarzan tell pretty discrete stories every few weeks you don't need a lot of background for. the rest are harder to follow for various reasons.Popeye and Alley Oop flirt with serialized stories every now and then, but they also do rotations of one-offs, so I didn't bundle them with the others
>>151104403
any wind is a tailwind if you just turn around
>>151104207this is stupid but i laughed
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>>151103917>I think it looks great, honey.
>>151104452
I'll have what he's having
>>151104565That's the sort of pun that either makes you laugh with the sinners or cry with the saints.
>>1511038582; Space between the pig's shirt buttons Stealing from customer's clothes after they left the stores of the mall? That'd be kinda based if he stole the lingerie too.Bird's tiny hat, Dog's eyes, Moon in the background, Hamlet's freckles, Center of Helga's belt buckle, Extra dent on the top of shield1) T 2) T 3) F
>>151104577I wonder which pun Pastis thinks was his worst
>>151104624>all those color guides left inSomeone's getting yelled at.
lmao
>>151104610Holy shit, a 6 spinach can punch. That's overkill.
shibari-tok
>>151104643damn, this is beautiful
>>151104723unsurprisingly, Margot also excels at karate
metamore next week!
>>151104643Glad ComicsKingdom's finally including the title panel.
>>151104810Also! I realized I forgot to post the runaway Maricela arc last week! Sorry about that.
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>>151104831And this week was Maria telling fortunes. Plus, last Sunday's strip got a dub!https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vFhWLxms5Ok
>>151104814reminded me
>>151103961>>151103968You also forgot they did a cum joke last week
>>151104820>>151104831>>151104846Rosebuds has been a top favorite since it went daily and we've been getting more story arcs. These are all great. Maria of all people being the voice of reason for the runaway arc was refreshing.>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vFhWLxms5OkI will never get over how deep Maria's voice is. But it works so well. You can tell the voice artists have fun voicing these girls.
This is my Sunday Funny
>>151103968This dude FUCKS, god-damn
>>151103858Reeky Rat got away with the clothes, they reported Reeky molesting a child in the bathroom.>true or false1)False, they fly almost silently during the day too.Also it's comforting to know that super-talented children who draw birds also can't draw feet.
>>151103968Unlike a lot of Chickweed's art which is static and picturesque, this has good motion to it
>>151104740>black chick starts hitting everyone for no good reasonWho says comic strips aren't realistic?
>>151104723>>151104846>same butt-towards-camera posehmmmmmm
>>151103858He didn't steal from the stores. Instead he stole from people coming out of the store,
>>151106300throwing in yesterday's too, I liked it
OFFICIAL TIER LISTMY (FRAUD) WIFE TIER:>>151104723>>151104740SLYLOCK TIER:>>151103858CHUCKLE TIER:BrevityBroom-HildaCrankshaftEdge CityFrank & ErnestGasoline AlleyGet FuzzyHagar The HorribleHeart Of The City (Classic)Katzenjammer KidsLioMolly And The BearOn The FastrackPearls Before SwinePopeyeRhymes With OrangeStrange BrewTina's GrooveWizard Of IdZack HillMarvinCOMFY TIER:The Argyle SweaterCul De SacHeart Of The City (Modern) (Much better pacing in this strip, Steenz. Good job.)Luann (Modern)Rosebuds (Sunday and the storyline)DEPRESSING TIER:>>151104001>>151104007All others DNQ. Thanks, as always, OP (and the other guys, too).
>>151103961This feels like the kind of fantasy Lucy would come up with for her and Schroeder.
>>151103968Ass grabbing as a schoolkid, jesus.
>>151104080I lost my shit at the guy bringing in the butter, I don't even know why.
>>151103974RUN AWAW!!!!
>>151104141"It's a trap!"
>>151104221Smart kid
>>151104242Don't call him Shirley
>>151104317Kids WB is old now....
>>151104403The original fairy tales often did not have a happy end.This made them much more realistic and relatable.
>>151104565kek
>>151108384It's been off the air longer, than it was on the air now too... ouch
>>151104643¡Feliz Día de los Muertos!
>>151104767What an asshole>>151106282Can newspapers still get the Rugrats comic? That header looks like it's from 2001
>>151108783No, it's been out of circulation since 2003. Apparently it was one of the most hated comic strips at the time.
>>151104810¡Feliz Día de los Muertos!
>>151106282I feel you, bro.
>>151104001the best game ever is still a small rubberor in my case, big
>>151108783No, it's not running, I think it could be picked up by a newspaper if Creators Syndicate is still pushing reruns on their site, but probably not in high demand.
Thanks for another Sunday funnies thread and taking the time to upload each week. >>151107603 another fun doodle and good list. I agree with the new heart comment, hopefully it becomes more consistent.
>>151109473Luckily they did do a book collection of the newspaper comics
>>151104099is that caveman wearing glasses?>>151104150Ursa faggot, major>>151104229hehdid you hear Ares reaction about the result of the Peloponesian war? accounts say he's totally Mars>>151104273we all scream for ice cream>>151104396>anything less than a conference table for evil world domination speechesyou are lucky I left the disintegrator raygun in the trunk>>151104624>>151104643aww old Maria granny is difuntaalso how does a skeleton blow with no lungs
>>151109890fatso has decent taste in games at least
>>151104820>implying one condom will be enoughIdiot.>>151104846Is that a tomahawk missile lodged in her ass?
>>151105950>no good reasonThis is where you are wrong.
>>151108821I saw that too, I don't understand why the fucking Rugrats comic was considered exceptionally awful, it's entirely inoffensiveI also read that there was a good amount of papers that dropped it... and a good amount of that good amount replaced it with specifically the Pokémon strip
>>151108821>>151110536The Rugrats comic was weird. Sometimes it was painfully generic, with none of the show's charm, and other times...
>>151103842snoopy's doghouse is bigger on the inside, i think he's canonically loaded
>>151104141Man I don't know what Curtis sees in that fish eyed girl he crushes on, this is cute as hell.
>>151104377This is funnier than it should be.
>>151104201How's this?
>>151104810the skeleton hands remind me of the Billy and Mandy opening
>>151104201An attempt was made.
>>151112184baad
>>151107603that's a not-so-horrible Hagar
>>151104317This is so close to being a passable strip it makes me want to scream. Literally just needed a better execution on the punchline.
>>151104565I think this is the first one I've successfully guessed.
>>151112894Counterpoint
>>151104173That sure is a lot of disdain for "bros".
>>151104173>>151113563Modern stereotypes are nonsensical. "bro" used to be guys with backwards hats and popped collars drinking out of solo cups. Wtf even is a tech bro? Just a nerd? How can you apply a term of endearment to a friendless shut-in? It's not even just Doonesbury, news articles are written like this too.
>>151113966A techbro is a tech-obsessed douche, very loud about his idea of future. Crypto and NFT traders and now AI promoters are a good example. Elon Musk would be the ultimate techbro, as he's trying very hard to appear "cool".
>>151113563It's DoonesburyI like to read Doonesbury in a monotone Ben Stein voice, that's the only way I can picture them sounding
>>151113966>"bro" used to be guys with backwards hats and popped collars drinking out of solo cups. >Wtf even is a tech bro?You basically answered your own questin. They're nerds desperately trying to act like they're "cool". See Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk. Just deeply pathetic people using tech as a substitute for a personality.
>>151104429>even in death, cockroaches can still give you the middle finger
>>151103842thanks OP
>>151103842Bump
>>151104007One of the few "boomer wife" jokes that's actually funny.
>>151104471Man, this is such a good looking comic. You can tell the creator has some animation credentials just from glancing at the strip, the posing is way too strong otherwise.
>>151104624Man, bright white pyrimids glowing in the sunlight must have been a heck of a sight to see. No wonder it's considered a Wonder of the World, that had to have looked like literal magic back then.
>>151107982Don't you know anon? It has no carbs, and it's yellow!
>>151113966A lot of the Silicon Valley white collar class is composed of nerds, obviously. However, the experience changes them.A basement dweller moves away from home to nab a cushy salary. Suddenly, he's got no family. He has no safety net, so the pressure is on to keep the job. Commuting during the peaks is a bitch, so he solves both at once by staying late and coming in early. It's not so bad, though; he's got nothing worth coming home to at his five-way split apartment, but the office is packed with Cali-style perks. The office has a gourmet cafeteria, and his new work team of pseudofriends hit the office gym and game rooms daily, so he ends up falling into their habits. Jump forward five years and you've still got a basement dweller, but now he looks like a jock from all of the exercise and healthy eating. He hangs out with a bunch of guys that look like jocks. He still can't find a house, but his money is burning a hole in his pocket: he spends it on a fancy car and watches and brand name semi-casual clothes. Underneath, he's still the same nerd, but the trappings of a bro have built up around him like twigs on a bagworm.
