Crackshipping editionPrevious shipping session: >>151263232
>>151281929>>151281947>>151281975>>151281995>>151282016For those that missed it, Andrew Hussie released more Cucknaya art, featuring a fantroll and stolen art from Tridesert
today is day 25????? of drawin6 aranea every sin6le day. not my hi6hest quality work, 8ut I think it's funny
>>151282560why is he such a fucking bitch
Fan aspect idea: NullSburb fucking glitched and now you got the error aspect. think missingno from the older pokemon games. God help you for what's to come. I don't know wtf it does.
>>151282560Dude... let's kill hussie...For someone who really wants to own the rights to his intellectual property, you think he'd show the same courtesy to at least mention Tridesert rather than blocking out his signature
>>151282576could be like the glitches in the supercartridge
>>151282576I do feel like a Lord of Null's entire goal would be to end the cycle that is the playing of sburb and basically uninstalling it from reality but that's all I got for what a null aspect could do and that's on the powerful end of things.
>>151282576What would SBURB be like if there was some NULL pointer that got de referenced?I had an idea for a fanventure where the kids go "out of bounds" and a bunch of wacky shit happens with floating point imprecision
Dave and Rose should kissJohn and Jade should kissYou and Me should kissJust some suggestions.
>>151282636i mean... if you insist..
>>151282624that actually happens in one fanventure
>>151282636Are you implying we're related, anon?
>>151282636B-but Anon we're not married yet...
>>151282636No, no- you, anon, and I should kiss!
>>151282660Yes. Im your older siblingCome kiss me
>>151282525this fucking op image, its hell.
>>151282576features in something I'm writing which hinges on the definition of what 'is' isIronically quantum superposition has already featured in Homestuck but just imagining someone having access to a null pointer to the universe is a goldmine "Gentlemen, behold!"
what are the implications of the hidden junice panel?source: https://cspaintadventures.com/story/Prisounebound/prisounebound.html?p=261428in inspect element's console
I’M NOT TAKIN’ MY FEELERS OFFI AM FEELERS O’GRUEL
I just finished act 7
>>151282805Are your expectations SUBVERTED?
>>151282636
Oh hey they all grow up to look like Horrorterrors Rose saw.
https://www.makeship.com/shop/creator/homestuckI know some of the images leaked already, but I found the following by searching w/ inspect element:>rose-plushie>jade-plushie>kanaya-plushie>eridan-plushie>feferi-plushieno results for dave, the alpha kids, or the rest of the trolls
>>151282821I expected nothing and was still let downWHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS CHARACTER
>>151282849are we finally going to get more depth to the horrorterrors game mechanic?
>>151282871Managed to get the Eridan silhouette from the Google Image search.https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0125/8261/7145/files/comingsoon_3a1a988c-de71-4e1a-a2a1-c39a88d3ff39_1280x.png
>>151282636what? not even going to take me on a date first?
>>151282875punching bag
>>151282636MANY are saying this
>Jade plushieWouldn't it be ha ha funny if they do another Cucknaya again when promoting the Makeship plushies for Rose, Kanaya, and Jade?
>>151282875shipping fuel for davekat
>>151282560>cucknaya>AGAINwhy is he obssessed with making her job?
>>151282871>no dirk plushiemy wallet is safe for another day
>>151282560This poor girl cannot catch a br8k.
>>151282871replying to my own post here, maybe I've fully lost it, but there seems to be a pattern to the plushie releases>john/vriska>sollux/aradia>rose/kanaya>eridan/feferiif you ignore jade and karkat, they're doing ships
>>151283024What if they try to release Karkat again for the Davekat? Makeship has times where they re-release plushies, having them marked as like V2. There's no way they would try to release Dave with someone like Terezi.
>>151283024>if you ignore jadeBut anon Jade's dog dick and Rose's womb is a canon ship
Kanaya is NOT a cuck and in fact is built for having mind shattering orgasms on my big human cock
>>151283024>if you ignore jade and karkatNo no no hold on
>>151283052 After she divorces Rose for cheating on her.
>>151283052Your degeneracy is DISGUSTING. Human cock should be for human women ONLY. The Alternian government is trying to replace us and you are letting them.
>>151283047I'll admit I didn't search Karkat's name just because I figured it would be too difficult to tell a rerelease apart from the current listing. They still have HTML in there from the petitions. Lo and behold picrel. It's worth noting that Karkat is the only 2.0 I could find.>There's no way they would try to release Dave with someone like TereziYou think so? Eridan and Feferi were moirails for all of a few pages. Dave and Terezi were in a relationship for much longer than that.>>151283067Lol yeah. I really only said that because they're in separate runs and don't fit into the more obvious ships you can make with the others.If they do another 5 (new) character run, I'm assuming it'll be something like>Dave/Terezi>Nepeta/Equius>either Gamzee or Tavros (probably Gamzee if we're being honest)
>>151282736Hard to look at that without immediately thinking about Flowey's monster form
Why is kanaya such a cuck?Why is rose such a whore?
>>151283229Considering that HICU/FRS are in charge of the makeship, not Hussie, there's a high chance they would want to promote Davekat at one point as plushies at least once they have the 2.0 Karkat plush. Gamzee and Terezi seem a more likely pair to release and hide hidden abuse spoiler.
>>151282875Anon, real life doesn't have a point
anyone got that pic proving rose and dave had a tryst in the doomed timeline?
Kanaya and other Jade bloods are made to be stay at home maid that you get to fuck along side your wife.
I'm okay with Rose cheating on Kanaya because after the divorce I can treat Kanaya better than Rose could.
>>151283325I can't do this man. I'm not doing proxy shipping wars via Makeship HTML. I still think Dave/Terezi makes more sense. Believe what you will.
>>151283393Brooding Caverns? More like Cucking Caverns.
I thought a problem sleuth animated series would work a lot better than a honestuck one desu, feels like it'll translate better (since it and jailbreak ARE better than homestuck)
>>151283442Sadly, nobody wants to see detective la noire cartoon shows.
>>151282875I also hate the ending, but Kanaya implies that his purpose is to guide the future troll race, not to fight. Which kind of makes sense, we never see him win a fight, but we do see him hold 12 raging autists together through their whole session, with things only starting to fall apart after he falls asleep.
>>151283442We could probably get one if the HS show does well. The reality of the situation is that shows cost a lot of money to make and HS is easily the bigger moneymaker of the two.
As a spiritual Jade blood, I don't want to be labeled as a cucked slut...
>>151283547You will get on the cuck chair whether you like it or not.
>>151283442I just wanted a Midnight Crew show. Doesn't even have to be set in the Homestuck universe it could just be it's own thing.
>>151282891I NEED THIS
>>151283479that bugged me though because they just time travel into the future where civilization has already formed versus y'know, actually guiding them at the genesis of the new world so they don't fall into their old hemocaste habits or whatever
Limebros where we at
>>151283590I have been lurking on JP Nui community and know some sites to buy 20cm plush clothes to dress up and take pics of Eriplush. I'm gonna get this!
>>151282560I appreciate the concern about my art being used, and yeah it kinda sucks absolutely 0 credit was given to me in regards to the post, but the original piece was used as a reference for the character so i dont think permissions were talked about :/ Wish he didn't basically cover up the entirety of my fuckin watermark tho
>>151283758Full if anyones curious
>>151283464>>151283496It's just a massive shame it'll probably never happen, I genuinely had a better time reading pn over hs, I'm not sure how popular of an opinion this is but hussie work before homestuck was a bit better even if it was less ambitious
>>151283650Oh, oh my god yes??? What site?
>>151283832Part of it is because he would mostly write it for himself and does whatever he want. With Homestuck though, he mostly had a lot of pressure from the rising Tumblr fandom and couldn't mentally say no to them.
>>151283758>>151283783We have to kill Hussie.
>>151283955Bc is truly amazing
>>151283331I too would be interested in this.
>>151283758Seems like the requester just dropped it as a reference with no context yeah, the watermark is fairly hard to see. You could drop a line and see about getting credits.
>>151283783It’s appealing>>151284071It is striving for quality
>>151283871NiannyHouse is good for buying stuff from JP that ships to US.https://www.niannyyhouse.com/collections/20cm-doll-clothes?filter.v.availability=1&sort_by=created-descendingThere are other good ones too on PIxiv's Booth, but you will need to buy via proxy and prepare for import duty payments. Fuck tariffs and all that.
>>151283600To be fair, the Epilogues show that troll society didnt really start in earnest until the mother grub hatched with them in the future, and before that they just used ectobiology.
Does anyone have the Calliope speed picture? The one where they are trying not to smile.
>>151284186ah okay I probably misremembered and thought kanaya did the egg thing then traveled not the other way around
>>151284405Oniichans belong to imoutos
>>151282573Wh-What does the filename mean?
>>151282891sighsDoes anyone have an extra 40 bucks to spend on a commission?
>>151284481Moonrunes...
>>151284470You wanna know?
>>151284273Yeah Kanaya brings the egg with her. One of the few retcons between the credits and the epilogues though is when it hatches. The credits have it hatch pretty quick since Rose mentions a brood hatching on 4/13 on one of Johns birthdays, while the epilogues show the first natural hatching happening years later.
>>151284416literally true
>>151284520lily getting dicked down by her bully is actually so fucking hot
>>151284470It means something down there is monster sized
>>151284529And upon seeing a grub that looks like her ex-crush, Vriska, Kanaya adopts her.
>>151284520Yes, what does BDE mean in that context.
>>151284583Big Dick Energy
>>151283198
Dance my little Chud scientist, dance.
>>151284815he is not a chud....
>>151284815He is a chud but only with the coat on
>>151284861>>151284882Dance my beautiful transvestite, dance.
hm dave taking both karkat and dirk dick < 3
>>151283758>>151283783>Drawing Fantrolls, freudslipping cuckqueanaya again out of the blueBased>Not including watermarkcringealso I saw a random hoohaa on the discord saying that portraying your fantroll as a homewrecker was disingenuous to their character. Is this true? in what way?
>>151285144Dave should be busy being cool to impress Jade - no time for all this other stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioorQDmbyPM
>>151283198WRONG! YOU are the degenerate! Many people have beeb mislead to believe that homo sapiens are a race of "mundanes", compared to the xeno species often depicted as having powers of some kind. But this is wrong! Mankind has a power, and it's an imperative one- the universal alien check and balance. In layman's terms, we are irresistable to them. Think about it! Rose Quartz/Pink Diamond, The Condesce, Kal-El, Lum, Ego the Living Planet, etc. and etc. ad naeseum. Human beings are so so arousing to the alien biology that it is OUR job to use that- for the betterment of both them and us. It's really quite selfless.
rise
>>151285268
>>151285268Egbert hands wrote this
>>151285268>beebMinor spelling mistake.
>>151284112Ooooh!! Thank you!!
is moonrunes taking commissions? does anyone have his commission information?
My dream last night involved me being inspired to create a Psycholonials-like visual novel in the same engine. It even contained the distinct mental image of a constellation of Riotus’s face with a purple-and-gold gradient background instead of black space. I think I might need to make this, but I have no idea what it would be about.
>>151285872As far as I'm aware you dm him. Check his discord account description incase that says something. Never heard of him having a comm sheet
>>151285872DM him on Discord. $45 sketch price $60 color price.
>>151285977Grooming analogy
>>151285646A slip of the finger caused by my impassioned approach towards the subject. It only shows the strength of my resolve in these matters.
I hope they survived train 9/11.
>>151286418
>>151283758why is hussie completely incapable of not being an absolute fuckhead at all given times?
>>151286475pretty easy to think you can do no wrong when you've cultivated your very own discord hugbox/cult of personality
>>151282560Thats just low.Like, inspiration is one thing but outright taking and covering it up?Dishonest bitch, though i suppose its not new for him.
What I want to know is, wouldn't it be easier and less controversial to just draw your own illustration? Hussie is a fast artist, surely it wouldn't have taken that long for a sketch?
>>151282772Funnily enough I could see Eridan actually defending KK like that if it came down to it.
Still, no one has managed to make a sitcom AU with the cast.
>>151286635I mean that's basically the plot of https://mspfa.com/?s=37041&p=1, it literally opens with a Friends spoof
>>151286635>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*>"KK">*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*>"KK">*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*>"KK">"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT">"baziinga"
>>151286797>https://mspfa.com/?s=37041&p=1>Davekat is a thingDROPPED
>>151286841>sOLLUX,>dIDN’T VRISKA TRY TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP AGAIN THIS MORNING,
>>151286566>>151286558All he did was copy and paste the reference image the requester provided into a stock photo picture frame of one panel, and draw five other panels himself. I think it was pretty thoughtless to not inquire as to the source of the reference photo, and I do hope TD reaches out to somebody on the discord for crediting, but I do think it's a little different from how these posts are characterizing it.
>Rosemary was one of the few "normal" mostly inoffensive relationships that people were ambivalent to positive on>Rose turns into a slut and Kanaya turns into a cuckCan't have shit in this comic god damn
>>151287133It's kinda funny. Rosemary is a pretty boring ship otherwise.
>>151287133only davekat is allowed to exist, and davekat is not allowed to do anything cool, only extremely wordy and boring makeout sessions and nothing else
So according to the wiki:>The Horrorterrors helped Rose with her plan to destroy the Green Sun with the Tumor. Since they likely knew that the Tumor wouldn't destroy it, it is unclear what their goal was.What the fuck? So did the outer gods genuinely not know that the green sun didn't exist until it would be created by the Tumor? That doesn't seem right. On the other hand, why would they then assist the Strilondes in setting into motion the series of events that would create Lord English who is their biggest enemy? I meant the Green Sun exists in the furthest ring, so even with time paradox shenanigans, they should have been aware of it's presence, or lack thereof. I get that they made the dream bubbles as a way to lead off Lord English and give him bait so he'd stop killing them, but why don't they ever directly intervene in attacking English themselves? They don't show up at all in Collide or the Rapture at all from my recollection. I've been bothered by this apparent plot hole for a while. Am I missing something? The whole thing with Scratch orchestrating the creation of the Green Sun was such a big part of act 5 and then it just doesn't seem relevant at all after the very beginning of act 6. Also is it explained why English is even killing the Horror Terrors other than just some general homicidal quality? Like he maxed out on levels and now he's just grinding rare end-game mobs for the hell of it? Also also: Rose and Dave never really seem to come to grips with the fact that they inadvertently created the power source of their primary antagonist, even though they should be aware of it through Rose's Seer powers. You'd think they and the Trolls would be a little more contrite over that than they are. Also also also: why does nobody ever wonder what happened to Scratch after act 5? Like everybody just forgets about him the moment he dies.It's late and I'm pretty sleep deprived but I can't stop thinking about random plot holes in Homestuck help.
>>151287133he who clutches something too tightly will find it crumbling to dust in his grasp - the wise hermit
>>151286883>Vriska specificully putting someone to sleep as part of the gag>Gold Blood subYou have revealed yourself, yet again.
Powerscaler Daughter Nepeta was funny as fuck.
>>151287133Legit the only good EOS canon pairing, aside from Roxygen. Who on the new team hates it THIS much.
>>151287368I have to be a little skeptical on that wiki quote. I looked it up and there's no citation for it. The way I remember the Grimdark Rose portion of the story (especially having just listened to the Voxus dub of it (I like the Scratch voice a lot, it used to grate on me in comparison to older depictions of him as more suave but it fits quite nicely since he's a little malicious puppet)), the Horrorterrors empowered Rose to go fight Jack Noir, which would result in her getting killed. I think they intended for her to die against Jack precisely BECAUSE she would be unable to create the green sun, but dreamselves (John kissed her) and the alpha timeline mean it would happen anyways.>Also is it explained why English is even killing the Horror Terrors other than just some general homicidal quality?I think it's a result of his general desire to destroy reality, more specifically in order to make sure his sister is completely dead. That was the whole thing Team Vriska was banking on to find the treasure, his sistercidal drive breaking up the furthest ring to provide a way for them to map the location of the juju.>Rose and Dave never really seem to come to grips with the fact that they inadvertently created the power source of their primary antagonistFrom page 4350>KARKAT: IT SEEMS WE HAVE ALSO CHANCED UPON NONE OTHER THAN THE GREEN FUCKING SUN ITSELF>KARKAT: WHICH UNLESS MY RAW, RUDDY GANDERBULBS ARE STILL A LITTLE GRIEFBLEARY, STRIKES ME AS STILL BEING SOMEWHAT RATHER FUCKING *UNBLOWN* UP.>KARKAT: SO WHAT AM I MISSING HERE>DAVE: dude chill out we just got hornswoggled is allThey seem to be aware of it. This is just from skimming though, I don't recall if they discuss it further.>why does nobody ever wonder what happened to Scratch after act 5? Like everybody just forgets about him the moment he dies.To be fair, he is the guy who goes 'I want to die. I need to die for my evil master to appear. My evil master will appear when I die'.
>>151287368The "gods" are referenced as being mainly interested in the preservation of the stability of reality (by extension the perpetuation of sburb) and the conclusion of stable time loops Everything about the green sun is limited to the subset of universes in which Lord English operates up to and including the precise location in paradox space where it gets createdAnd don't ask the kids to consider the ramifications of their actions. By the end of each one witnessing their first time loop they are immediately as fatalistic as all get out and merely assume anything that happens is meant to, which is how Scratch talks Rose into the green sun plan
You know, while I definitely view Kanaya and Karkat as really good friends, I can totally see them coming to each other due to their dysfunctional relationships for emotional respite and then end up fucking.
>>151287456qrd?
>>151287564It was a meme for a few threads a few months ago.
>>151287555I cant see this at all because of what a massive fucking dyke Kanaya is.
SMASH
>>151287603She's reached the end of her rope by then, there's only one option left.
>>151287197I wheezed.
>>151287609>there's only one option left.The cuck chair beckons....
>>151287646I don't know HOW you guys got access to these conversations, but what my wives and I decide to do in our sex lives is none of your business! Just because she likes to watch does not mean you all can mock her for her sexual proclivities!
>>151287607HUBBA HUBBA BOIOIOING
Leaked Hauntswitch screenshot from Hussie's illegitimate child.
She will be my First ever plushie buy....
>>151287751oh and the CHEATING WHORE is there too.
NOOOOO HUSSIE YOU HACK
>>151287760this is the nicest looking plush so far tbf
>>151287760Holy fucking shit lmao
>>151287776People genuinely forgot Roxy and Dirk are from the far future where all this shit is as casual as breathing
>>151287607i thought they were arm warmers but apparently theyre gloves?? eridan youre so tacky..
I miss my abusable rustblood so bad I hope Act 3 comes out soon.
Rose and Kanaya release November 21st and ship April 17thFeferi and Eridan release Feburary 13th and ship May 31stJade and Karkat 2.0 release April 17th and ship August 2nd
>>151287368>What the fuck? So did the outer gods genuinely not know that the green sun didn't exist until it would be created by the Tumor? That doesn't seem right. On the other hand, why would they then assist the Strilondes in setting into motion the series of events that would create Lord English who is their biggest enemy?We can only guess at the reasons as the outer gods are not meant to be understood (yea yea that's a narrative copout normally but you don't use eldritch beings if you intend to thoroughly explain them). First guess is that the Green Sun was always going to come about but by directing the Strilondes and somewhat controlling the process helps remove the problem at a later date.
>>151288069>Kanaya release November 21st and ship April 17th
>>151287776
Rose my beloved.
>>151288145What if, and bare with me, snuggling with rose while love bombing the shit out each other. Kanaya could never
I just want all these fucking gay idiots to not tumble down MC Escher’s infinite despair loop. Is that too much to ask?
>>151288218Did you not read the game’s tagline? Child torture simulator? Oh wait no one ever reads the tagline.
So what were the Hussie drawing requests about? Did he actually draw anything good?
Rate my fantroll. I call him Bntenn Yssone.
>>15128858810/10. Would kiss.
>>151288588He looks like he could use a watch
>>151288588welcome to the black parade/10
Dont forget your free Homestuck mp3s, peoplehttps://downloads.khinsider.com/?u=3267684
>>151282636i... i want to k-kiss you too anon...
>>151288588its heir of time
>>151287441>Goldblood subject, as if that’s a damning slip-up on my partIt might not surprise you to hear that my blood isn’t yellow because I’m human.
I have drawn my 8eloved sassy spider (Im not super happy with it but I will counter this by drawing more)
This whole "Cucked Kanaya" thing confuses me, shouldn't her upbringing in troll society lead her to be much more cutthroat and assertive in her romance as not being so leads to having your red/black significant other taken, leading to culling? Is Kanaya cullbait?
davejade for this wonderful morning!! :D
>>151289119Kyoot Vrisker!
>>151288069Kind of funny that Feferi and Eridan would release on the day before Valentines. But hey, at least we got Jadekat here!>>151286900But then couldn't someone like Andrew Hussie try to shift the blame onto the requester that sent that photo? Say maybe it was THEM who removed the watermark and not Hussie? Because we don't know what their message was if the image had the watermark or not.
Speaking purely about aesthetics, what would you prototype? What would you want your enemies to look like?
>>151289318Wasps! I want to prototype wasps!
>>151289318Gundam Deathscythe Hell
>>151289318springtrap
>>151289347>bec noir but he always comes backARE YOU CRAZY?
>>151289367PurelyAesthetics
>>151289125Due to her isolated nature as a jadeblood she didn't need to deal with those social rivals for romantic partners so no she just doesn't feel it yet, she will.
>>151289125The only time she decides to be assertive is only when it comes to auspisticism. She would only get active when being a mediator than being an initiator.
I don’t think I see myself reading HS^2/BC anytime soon but I like Ly’lac and Swiss and I hope they won’t turn out like shit whenever the story ends
PLANET SCHAMENT
i didnt realize they use the beta kids colors??anyway. hey guys
>>151289918ITS THE MOM FUCKER
>>151288588his sign reminds me of the omnitrix icon.
>>151289972literally everything in this troll screams ben 10. iirc i saw this pic before in ben 10 thread, where anon suggested a troll alien
>>151287922Kawaii>>151288189Instantly brings me into the mind of a teacher. I must correct her. It’s so alluring >>151287749Better than the first series
>>151290010lmaaaao i had no idea. ben trollsona.
>>151289666>those tripsI CAN GET YOU A SATANIC, MECHANIC.
>>151289252thanks
>>151289119can't believe I almost missed this, fantastic work anon, keep it up.
>>151290174>Getting Korpus into the session.>I´ll remove the cause. But not.....THE SYMPTOM!>Frank. N Furter throws the Alchemizer out the window.
>>151282525Funny early concept
>>151290251YOU FUCKING IDIOT HE CAN'T WIN NOW YOU ARE THE WORST SERVER PLAYER EVER OH MY GOD
>>151290364He's on the first floor. it's just in his lawn, it's more an inconvenience
>>151290246thank you, i will try my best
>>151290419>cue fifty pages of trying to get to the front lawn
>>151290439act 1 my beloved...
>>151290439You know I never considered that MSPFA's made now mean that we can get slightly dated pop culture references alchemised that are shifted a few years forward from what was in Homestuck.
>>151290479Meant for >>151290460 sorry about the misinput.
>>151287368The horrorterrots also destroy a successful troll session according to several ghosts, and others setup the dream bubbles.Some might have been setting up English, to commit some limited version of suicide, as they do appear to die and acknowledge thier own deaths.It's not a hole, but it is vauge. You impose goals on the which is why you think it's a plot hole
>>151287468>>151287507>>151288081>>151290562Okay, that clears it up for me mostly, I just found it kind of strange how much it seemed like the story completely forgot about the existence of the outer gods and their importance to Derse kid powers. Whatever, make room for more teen drama Whoooo!!!
I agree
>>151290723sweaty jane sexo
>>151281975>hussie tranny coding a female character again
>>151290723I don't get all the hate for the trickster arc to be honest. I thought it was mildly fun.
>>151291799It was the last gasp of 00s humor left in Hussie's bodyThat shit was Happy Tree Friends all over again
>>151287802
>>151292069The joke doesn’t make sense now. Rose is already into the occult. You could have used a picture of a ghost orb.
Got my blood drawn again this week and for some reason I imagined Kanaya sensually pressing her lips and fangs against my arm and drinking from there.....why am I like this?
>>151292203Yandere Kanaya really should have happened in HS2/Beyond Canon.
>>151289125She supposedly doesn't really care much about the infidelity since it was not actually flushed or caliginous. Sex without those elements is basically as intimate as a slightly longer handshake to trolls.
>>151292293I feel so bad for Hussie, that he attracted the leftist bimbo sex cult years before anyone understood what it was and didn’t realize that his fandom was basically just trying to rape him.
>>151292203>why am I like this?because you're based
>>151292362Indeed
>>151292203you drew her so well, amazing.!!
>>151292343I mean he is literally dating a sex worker so I think he choose that life.
>>151282576guys sburb says my myth title is the NULL of NULL. should i be scared??
>>151292915NULL of NULL vs. NaN of NaN, who would win?
>>151292952a NULL pointer would fuck everything up
>>151292915Bro got that default super flat land
>>151286635>Twelve young wannabe troll actors/comedians are recruited into one-of-a-kind project for imperial network TV>Writer & director got sick of endless highblood period dramas & lowblood soap operas, gamble their careers (and possibly lives) on something radically different>First Alternian sitcom to feature trolls of every caste in one extended friend group, including first-ever onscreen role of a tyrian-blood and even one 'everytroll' of indeterminate caste>Season 1 is a record-breaking viral hit>Characters strong, catchphrases iconic, the show lands with both the massive lowblood audience and wealthy, highly-engaged highbloods>Everyone has someone to identify with, but also something to be mad about, there are reasons nobody did this before>Much online shitflinging about representation and what kind of propaganda the show is>Lot of trolls particularly uncomfortable at a troll with no explicit caste or view the concept as subversive>Immediate political backlash from ruling ultra-trads, show narrowly saved from cancellation by personal endorsement of Feferi as heiress>Still has to make concessions to dipshit network execs to secure another season, though even they gotta admit merch sales were bananas>Cast are overnight hivehold names, getting fat paychecks, rabid fanbases, devoted haters and intense media scrutiny of their personal lives >To make it easier on the twelve as first-time actors their characters were loosely based on their real selves but this leads to public confusion about what's real and what is for the show
>>151293175>Trollblr goes wild sniffing for any hint of romance in any quadrant, on or off screen>Deranged stalker fans want to redrom/blackrom with cast>Deranged shipper fans want cast to redrom/blackrom with each other>Someone puts out a bounty for proof of Karkat's irl blood colour>Preexisting irl relationships like Equius and Nepeta's moirallegiance have to be kept secret because nobody can be remotely sane about it, and any attempts at new relationships will be overshadowed>Nobody's life is how it was before, can't be undone>Production bans the cast from giving interviews because Troll Journalism is pure evil>Several give interviews anyway, goes as well as you would expect>As filming begins on season 2 the cast's emotions range from arrogantly revelling in their new status, to simmering resentment, to deep regret at ever getting involved>The core strength of the show - the cast's genuine personalities and passion for their work - is at risk>Can twelve young stars still learn and grow while under the glare of TV lighting? >Will they pull together as a team or will their friendships be shattered by the pressures of fame?>Will the showrunners die of stress trying to wrangle these little shits who barely learn their fucking lines and cannot stop ad-libbing, like seriously cut, CUT, Karkat please we've talked about this so many times, you absolutely can not say or do any of that on television, we're in enough trouble as it is, what's written in your script will do just fine>Fix it in post? You can't ADR a hand gesture, Karkat. Reset, we have to do all of that again. Vriska, stay on set. Makeup, touchup on Nepeta. Is Aradia backstage yet? She has two scenes and a photoshoot scheduled tonight, find her now please! Tavros, you're doing great honey- Vriska, stay on set! But we couldn't hear you very well on that take. Little more volume, okay Tav? Karkat: opposite problem. Vriska, get your ASS BACK HERE
>>151293183>>151293175And that's just the title!
>>151293046what the hell does fruitger metro mean
>>151293046I would bust as hard as a battleship canon if I were balls deep in a girl in the bec shirt
>>151293343stuff like this
>>151292915Instant Doomed Session
>>151292203>Dave: H-harder mommy>Kanaya: What? >Dave: What?
>>151293430he fucking would
thoughts?
Leave a prisounebound command. I haven’t submitted another bc I want (you) to do ithttps://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=715
>>151293622only because roxy is an alcoholic, doesnt means shes unkempt. i think shes shaved. id also said that terezi trims too. id also said that nepeta doesnt shaves, but has poor pubes
>>151293622Vriska would trim her pubes into the shape of a spider with the jaws going around her clit.
>>151293622swap vriska and roxy
>>151289318Trickster mode sucker, the ensuing chaos would be fun as fuck
This is for the Exile fanshttps://x.com/lenondenonn/status/1989754788217507915
>>151290723My reaction:
>>151289318The Pip-Boy bobblehead on my desk is the only piece of vidya merch I ownI'd prototype that and turn everything into the creepiest bobbleheads imaginable
Imagine after dealing with Skye for 3 hours with her usual freakouts and then she sends you this out of nowhere with the text "If you leave me, I'll kill you."
>>151294368I'd start looking into how to make an LLM trained on our chats and just feed her bullshit the next time she wants to waste my time
>>151294368I really don't understand her appeal
>>151294400Just try and stick your dick in crazy, it's like a drug desu, I have a terrible track record with them
I really enjoyed the pilot and I hope more episodes come out.
>>151291799It would be pure kino if its message of “drama is necessary for story! you can’t rush it!” as an explanation for the alpha kids relationship drama, only to not follow up on that at all for the rest of the comic lmao
>>151290649You can always hope there is more of the horrorterrors in H^2. But I doubt it.Cannon was a singular complete story and everything after is honestly garbage.
>>151294368i think skye is hot as fuck but looking at pic of irl self harm bitches makes my feet curl up in disgust
>>151294410crazy bitches are hot i just draw the line at cutting shit is disgusting and looks painful
Kpop Eridanhttps://www.tumblr.com/jerannmussel/800296756659240960/private-favors-public-lies-the-traitorous-truth
Lime bloods would be great for hosting cook outs.
>>151294368Women like this will do everything in your power to monopolize your attention and time. It's mentally exhausting, everything is a sign that you're going to leave or cheat for them, they find a way to make a mountain out of the tiniest spec of dust. They will chew you out and spit your empty husk when they're done with you. Awful experience. Would date another one any time.
>>151294368Hey thats a new one usually she threatens to kill herself
>>151294368"You would not survive the attempt."
>>151292293That makes no sense, sex outside of flushed/caliginous feelings shouldn't exist for them.
>>151294893Anon that's pretty much the point. Yes. Sex without those feelings is basically nothing to them. That's why she doesn't care.
>>151294909You're missing my point, she shouldn't be able to see sex as something that can happen without flushed/caliginous feelings. Trolls need one of those two things for it. that Rose is doing that should be seen as fucked up.
>>151294368When will skye rape lily. Someone request that from moonrunes
>>151293622You And I Should Trim Our Pubic Hair
>>151294957>she shouldn't be able to see sex as something that can happen without flushed/caliginous feelings.Nonsense, it's just bumping bodies together. It is not meaningful.>Trolls need one of those two things for it.No, they need it to make genetic slurry for the next generation. They can still do it purely for physical stimulation, but I imagine it's rather like treating your partner like an onahole.
>>151292915Habe you tried deleting it and reinstalling it?
>>151295108Trim each other's
>>151295114Rose did do it to produce the next generation, hence why it should be fucked up.
>>151283198This is true btw. Space AIDS could wipe out an entire species.
Is Jade a Jade blood?
i hate and love this image sm
Feels weird reflecting on how different things were 15 years ago when Homestuck was updating. Like it feels as though it's at once very much a dated product of its time, but at the same time also seamlessly timely.
>>151294400For me its a meme. Since her personality is that bad and cutting scars are icky. The boys mog her and if you want crazy hot bitch go for Cody's mom. Or maybe oficus
>>151293655>id also said that nepeta doesnt shaves, but has poor pubesI had the same exact thought when making it
>>151295323No but the fact that she's a Space player and involved in Breeding Duties makes her insatiably attractive to Jade bloods, which is why Jade (almost completely unintentionally) seduces Kanaya at the of SBURB.
>>151295292To Trolls, humans being able to breed without love are the weird ones.
>>151293046Imagine fucking your girlfriend in the scalemate shorts
>>151294368Skye is attractive to me but seeing actual people cutting is incredibly sad to me. What pain a person must be going through to do such a thing...I feel such empathy for women who suffer like so. (I'm 6'2 btw)
I hope when the show comes out Equius sounds like Nathan Explosion.
>>151287751Kanaya wears red panties.
>>151295990Kanaya is fashionable and likely wears panties of varying colors on varying days, but likes red and black especially.
>>151295747The plan is to have her wear them.
>>151296143That's what I said. You can use the hole meant for taking your junk out to pee, she doesn't even have to take them off.
https://mspfa.com/?s=66369&p=1
>>151296205>https://mspfa.com/?s=66369&p=1holy kino karezi stans... omg its good and funniei love her cone like buba heheh
>>151296191True, very based merch.
>>151296231>stansPlease, speak human
>>151296205Karezi Gods win.
>>151296248human
>>151296205Bc if it was good
>>151293046Where do I get the Terezi Scalemate shorts? Asking for a friend.
>>151296205Why did they give Karkat such slutty cum gutters?
>>151296357Stereotypical bisexual couple (except that doesn't matter because they are trolls)
>>151296279Now bark!
>>151296357A more important question is why Karkat has a crotch tattoo
>>151296469Meenah made him get that.
>>151296404hmmm woof? i'm a dog now and i'm okay with it.
Terezi and Meenah should fight over Karkat.
>>151296580John and Karkat should fight over Terezi
>>151296594>retcons karkat out of existencepsh... nothin' personnel
>>151296523Please, use proper capitalization.
>>151296523>>151296602this is turning into a fetish thing... i can FEEL it brewing
>>151296621I told you to use proper capitalization.
>I told you to use proper capitalization.
>>151296694He's right and you know it.
>He's right and you know it.
>>151296602hmmmmm no can't do!
>>151296594Terezi is basically just the actual bicycle of the group by this point huh
>>151296621i think he is a dommy of gramatic freak....
>>151296469Because womb tattoos on muscular men make my dick hard.
I hate the fact that after learning about this, I somehow do not hate it. Maybe that's the power of John being such a good protag that it feels he could gel with most of the castSpider8reath still clears though
>Terezi is blind>Karkat only has one eye nowI'm sure there's some symbolism here.
>>151293622aradia definitely has a jungle
>>151296833Hussie's Vriska wank must be fucking stopped
>>151296743What are your images trying to convey?
>>151296205Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I need to violate his hairy pussy
>>151297011I ran out of images, so I will NOT be answering your query.
Patiently waiting for Frank to tell someone I'LL TELL YOU ONCE, I WON'T TELL YOU TWICE.
>>151297060god damn he doesnt shower it must be stinky in there...
>>151296205lol
>>151295894I always pictured him with a male TTS voice
terezi would love mtn dew baja blast
>>151297152Dont fuck your sprite kids
>>151297217And never pail your moirail.
>>151297237Shut up korpus
>>151297116>I will NOT be answering your query.As if you ever would. You are incapable of commiting to the bit, as expected.
>>151297270Buddy, I dunno who you are, but you need to start being nice to me RIGHT>cracks knucklesNOW. Comprende?
just drew this. Thoughts?
>>151297351This is art
>>151297351
>>151297351It's kino
>>151297351>golden chain with the breath symbolkino design, actually
>>151297351dave doing the finger trick is sending me
>>151297351this fucking rocks
>>151297321D --> HIGHB100D HIGHB100D, WAKE UP!THEY HIT THE MOTHER GRUB! THEY HIT THE FUCKING MOTHER GRUB HIGHB100D!
Moonrunes, Big Homestuck just called me. They said to tell you you're putting Equius in Prisounebound.
>>151297712equius would not say fuck
Vast Error is good actually because I want to kiss all the trolls.
>>151297785Name one unkissable troll.
>>151297804Colsla
>>151297834Well you got me there
Vriska sleep!
>>151297834wrong. skye is going to rock his fucking world
>>151297865I think skye and oficus should have knifeplay freaky sex. Someone request that from moonrunes
>>151295894Vin Diesel"It's about hemospectrum."
Trolls with piercings make my pp hard.
That reminds me, why do trolls not mod their horns
>>151298113Trolls with peircings you say?
>>151298154prolly hurts like a bitch
>>151288884>?u=3267684this part of the url does nothing and just redirects me to the main homepage
>>151290460Who is Ayin in this scenario
>>151298154there's this guy
>>151297742Lovely horse bringing enchantment to Equius’s life>>151297785Vast Error has a good thing about it that when I am reminded of it I want to put Xamag in a cube
since they're releasing so many jadebloods for hiveswap I'm guessing there will be a troll for every single extended zodiac sign? we'll all get a patron troll of sorts?
>>151298160Bless you Moonrunes.
>>151298154There's one in Hiveswap that pierced his but on average a Troll's horns are unique enough that you don't need to change them to feel a sense of uniqueness.
>>151298160i need her fucking soles
>>151294438Did you draw that? Got anymore?
Why do people seem to like this Troll so much?
>>151298574pits
>>151298574evil and immoral women tend to get attention
HELLLLLLOOOOOOOO /HSG/!!!!!!!!TODAY IS DAY 26?????? OF DRAWIN6 ARANEA EVERY!!!!!! SINGLE!!!!!!!! DAY!!!!!!Anyways, I'm excited, because my drawing came out really 6ood today. 8etter than I was expectin6. I think I made her uncharacteristically slutty thou6h, 8ut whatever. This is definite pro6ress, I think
>>151298574Pretty lady...
>>151298662I for6ot the fuckin6 Scorpio sym8ol......
>>151298694this is why god lets us edit digital images
>>151298752yeah 8ut I already spent so lon6 on the stupid fuckin6 picture I don't wanna 6o 8ack 8C
Say goodnight to Mallum.
Feast your fucking eyes on this masterpiece
>>151299142Hell yes
>>151299142I LOVE FUCKING NEPETA
>>151299163Hell fucking yes
>>151299179Hell motherFUCKING Yes
>>151299102
>>151299142>>151299163>>151299179>>151299194If Equius saw this he would have a heart attack and wonder who made it after - perhaps he made it and lost the memory from heart damage??
>>151298662Actually peak, keep it up and I'll be playing catch up soon.
>>151299261If only Equius could learn to chill out and take a crank of dat olive green dank
>>151299297dont worry nepeta, you can put those grippers in my mouth to warm them up ;)
>>151299294thanks lol, I can only do what I do 8ecause of the encoura6ement from viewers like you
Which Homestucks do you think are potheads? The only answer I will not accept are Dave because we all know he would take a single puff and then green out like nuts for the whole evening.
>>151299455>lust provoking image
>>151299455Gamzee
>>151299486that's an o8vious choice thou6h
>>151299472You like what you see? >>151299486Gamzee is a total shroomhead, I dunno what sopor slime would be analogous to, but he'd do stuff 10 times harder than weed and probably wouldn't even think of it as a drug.
>>151299542>You like what you see?well yeah it's three girls in their panties. i'd have to be a homosexual to not like it
>this is the first time we've seen Whistles since 2007
>>151299760>snailskagold>psychoanalosfnviueorbfiep or whatever the fuck it's calledmold
>>151299785Psycholonials is bad on purpose, but you knew that. I'd argue making it boring and shit intentionally was a bad move, though.
>>151299817>bad on purposeit seems too high effort to be purposely bad, in my opinion
>>151294851kek, great art anon. did you draw this yourself?
>>151299845No, these sprites I modded from the Cast page are high-effort. The original VN is nine chapters of three characters talking and nothing happening until God-Z shows up and then nothing happens. Again, it's experimentation; Hussie had never made anything purposefully bad before outside of SBAHJ, just like he'd never made anything that included other people's assets before Homestuck, which came after 2000 solo pages of Problem Sleuth. I don't regret reading Psycholonials because, for better or for worse, he made it specifically for *me*, but that also includes actual gaslighting from the main character, in perhaps his ultimate Kojima-ism. He definitely put a lot of thought and energy into it, but he didn't try to make anything about it presentable or classy, it's just a full gape of the absolute worst shit he ever dealt with outside of his home life.
>>151299955so it was merely unfiltered, and not bad on purposes
>>151299991No, it is bad on purpose, even beneath the simple absence of window-dressing, because it's a thesis statement full of suicidal rhetoric and shit he obviously doesn't believe, and none of his detractors or his ex-wife believe he's """reformed""" either, so it really remains to be seen what becomes of him now that, from the outside, it seems like he's found stability.
>>151300041fair enough I suppose. I don't really do any Hussie research, nor have I really read Psychoucjoamalakjdnfvuiv or whatever it's called
>>151300041>shit he obviously doesn't believe,lollmao
>>151300099Psycholonials isn't meant for you or really anyone but him, me and anyone else like us. You have to be existentially invested in him to sit through it.>>151300110Do you actually think Andrew Hussie believes in love?
>>151300110sex creature
>>151300119>Do you actually think Andrew Hussie believes in love?Yes. He would have raped more of his fans if he didn't
>>151300158Why is it always non-asexual people who get mad about rape jokes?
can we please rape moonrunes?
>>151300119I liked it, it didn't totally blow me away but I found some merit in it. I wouldn't really say I'm 'existentially invested' in him I just like his writing and work in general-->reverse image search>'Hypnofag Psycholonials Sprites Vol. 1'Oh you're just that one schizo, nevermind, carry on.
Rape is a spice of life
Rape is essential for all beings. Like carbon
It's done. Since his mom seems like the type of drunk to drink Jack Daniels from the bottle, I dub this ship JackRocket.https://files.catbox.moe/f0h17u.pngmy momson world begins
>>151300265hmmmmm needs penis version
>>151300281Your greed sickens me.
>>151300300greed is an essential human emotion, like friendship
>>151300281I am not relitigating this argument
>>151300343what argument, nonny?
>>151299542Gamzee gets zonked on ayahuasca and goes on dream quests
>>151300265Its interesting seeing the colors
>>151300265>cody is super paleHnnnngggggg
>>151300351It doesnt matter. I already won when the comm used a strap and not a dick
>>151300226NTA, but there are tens of people in the 4chan community who are known to have a hypnosis fetish and be into Vriska. They were all over the stealth threads in 2024.
>>151300432if it doesn't matter then why did you bring it up????????
Cody's big bappers flopping around while he ploughs his thick drunk mom...
>>151299102gn mallum
>>151300433all of those stealth threads made on /v/ were made by the same pathethic faggot
>>151300265cody and his mom have got it going on
>>151300547If you have a problem with the kinds of people who have a crush on Vriska, you shouldn’t read Homestuck. She’s literally just Hussie’s fetish.
Well Gog Damn.
>>151300592again, I don't care about your lame ass fetish, it's everything else that's annoying
>>151300632nta 8ut what else are you talkin6 a8out?
>>151300265self defense rape is so fucking cool
>>151300621It's illegal to own someone that hard
>>151300265>That technique though...
>>151300784Stay tuned for the sequel!>tags: ugly bastard, incest, correction rape, daughter, father
>>151300784His ass is gonna be homeless by the afternoon when those two take a break for orange juice.
mmmmm
MOONRUNES! This is really good. Nice work.
What if Lily bounced crazy style on Cody's strap?
>>151301056>What if Alan bounced crazy style on Cody's strap?ftfy
>>151300265>It's done
>>151301071>alan's thick tan cock bouncing between cody's big tits as he rides cody's strap cowboy style
>>151301102Now (You) get it, however>tan cockIs Alan that freaky?
>>151301125he comes from brown family
>>151301056>>151301071Each of you needs to get in contact with Moonrunes.
I wish I could get excited for anything new related to Homestuck, I really fucking do.
>>151301213even the prospective problem sleuth merch doesnt tickle you?
>>151301242NTA, but I already got my Vriska plush, so I’m good.
>>151301242Maybe over a decade ago, I dont want to give this Hussie any support.
I got some tacos tonight, yay!
>>151301142Ah, right. I was thinking about how swimmers' legs are usually way more pale than the rest of their bodies.
>>151301303Kanaya dumping Rose and fixing Dirk with some alien coochie would be an actually interesting plot point.
>>151301303possibly the funniest way BC could turn out.
Oh man I found it. I found it.
>>151301413>413 get for incestH O M E S T U C K
>>151301413What the actual fuck is this.
>>151301413>413 while talking about incest
>>151301423>>151301425>>151301473DERSECEST DON'T STOP WINNING
>>151300265Cody’s hips are too thick. Aint no baggy pants hiding that. Top cody is a rayman legends lookin mf. The hair is the only thing telling me who that is. Proceeding panels are definitely improvements on the recognizability front. >>151301071>>151301102My wallet is sweating.
>>151301536>my steak is too juicy>my crab is too buttery
I would like to thank Moonrunes for single-handedly increasing the quality of Homestuck porn
davejade!!! :D
>>151301575Is moonrunes actually gay or is he just his roommate?
>>151301586moonrunes and tridesert are married afaik
>>151301585awww thats a really cute jade! whos the og artist?
>>151301413Dersecest canonProspitcest canonSpidercest canonIncest comic, incest world
>>151301585>your girlfriend will never discharge firearms off in your house (in a silly manner)
>>151301543A buttery crab…mmm…
>>151301413To be fair, at that point in time they were literally the only two humans in their entire universe left alive
>>151301592Nude homosexual quidditch when?
>>151282525Idk why but I want to dress up as Nepeta some time soon. I feel like this would be conflicting for several reasons but I still want to.
>>151301647The real question is, what form of makeup is that reallyMascara?
>>151301598i have no clue sorry anon!! :(>>151301610i did this once with a bb gun and broke a plate my mom was so mad!! lol
>>151301668mix of mascara and eyeshadow maybe????
This feel like a Fortnite Loading screen.
>>151301626What's more romantic than being stuck in a doomed timeline with monsters trying to kill you and eldritch horrors whispering in your ear and all you have for company is your identical twin that you don't know is your twin?
>>151301331There’s a great fic I found from one of these threads with that exact premise. >>151301647This image clearly demonstrates the latent nuclear powercouple that is Dirk/Kanaya
>>151301699Where we droppin boys
>>151301678>i have no clue sorry anon!! :(</3
d00d w33d
>>151301962
>>151301962kek
>>151302016Rowose
nighty night
>>151301962evil image with intimidating aura
>>151300204no one is mad
>>151302152slep wel kot
Thoughts on two-headed trolls?
>>151302467cull
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