Artfag editionPrevious artist: >>151656418
>>151685539what did you commission
https://beyondcanon.com/story/963update repost
my little autismo
>>151686084No one:Mallum:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN2_zi5RE10
>>151686084>r3ta4ReDyou had one job moon
>>151685983My wee scottish lad that's regarded...Anyone paid attention to what both got in their sylladexes and the house for alchemizing? I know they got sunflowers and books from Ellith's attic but I forgot what was in the other rooms and what the rules are for stuff in your house coming through the medium with you or if it's just the structure itself?
>>151686179Meant to reply to >>151686084 sorry.Anyway why did he pitch an Eric Cartman fit?
>>151686175>"r3ta4ReD">it says "r3t4ReD!"anon c'mon now
Mallum needs Ellith smooches, stat!
>>151686179>>151686084poor thing has probably only had bland unseasoned slop for meals all his lifetreating mallum to a nice fancy meal
Mallo wants an oreo
>>151686525>nice fancy mealSemen?
There should have been a epilogue character (or implied character) for every quadret of the shipping chart. Emphasis a giant polycube + ectogenesis means human, troll and troll/human species will be rebuilt from there idiots.Also means all ships are canon.
>>151686616could be nice but it sure as hell ain't fancy, anonI had a beef wellington in mind for him. he looks like a meat guy
>>151686525>gamzee suddenly appears in the narrative>gazes down at mallum being a raging retard over not being allowes "new food">a dreamlike haze descends over his vision as he sees a younger version of himself>"wheres your mothafuckin pie?">"ne'er had such a thing.">"no pie?">"thats all kinds of fucked up. Lil homie should at least taste a delightful sopor slime pie..."
>>151687004drawfags PLEASE
>Ellith: "Mallum get Faygo"
>>151687206Outside of Gamzee ive no idea who anyone is here.
>>151684249Why is it so common for people to use the Midnight Crew names for the agents interchangeably?
>>151687888because the crew are the most iconic versions of them
>>151687597Fake /hsg/ chud detected. Feferi, kill him.
>>151687597...did you not watch courage the cowardly kino?
>>151687597Sorry this is occupied territory
>>151688076feferi would NOT kill him, she'd *cull* )(im
help Im thinking about mallum's pits and cock
>>151688122Of course I watched Courage the Cowardly Dog. The boat chase sequence was drilled into my head and the Last of the Starmakers made four year old me cry.>>151688076I don't read fan adventures, outside of Alan Quest, and even then not recently.
why is everyone here so openly homosexual? I thought we all hated trannies and fags and all that other shit? are you all being ironic? are you all trolling me or something
>>151689117DON'T think about Mallum's PITS and COCK.
>>151689278it's too fucking late bro I'm infected
>>151689269what did you really expect from a homestuck thread anon?
>>151689269Their faggot world began
>>151689312I just assumed 4chan users would be more straight, or at the very least closested enough to hide their homosexuality. It's very bizarre>>151689320no but seriously where is all this homosexuality coming from I literally have never posted unironically about my repressed homosexual thou6hts, but everyone here is just faggin' it up like it's no big deal
>>151689363/co/ is unironically the gayest board that isnt shit like cm or lgbt
>>151689507>that isnt shit like cm or lgbt/co/ might be actually have a bigger percentage of homos than either of these boards, the former is all women(female(bevaginated)), the latter mostly kinsey 0-3 men LARPing as women. Sure, it's no /y/, /hm/ or /trash/ but it's definitely up there along with /fit/ or /v/
there's nothing wrong with thinking about cock
>>151689507>>151689599what causes this? are cartoons just that 6ay or is it just the overlap 8etween 4chan and cartoons that draw in the most homosexual, trans6ender, queer people?>>151689710ermmmmmmmm yeah there is homo
damn I say a few thin6s queerpho8ic and the thread just fuckin6 dies. man
>>151689269I'm deep inside enemy territory absolutely plunged right in the heart of darkness
https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=774update
>>151690030AWWWWW <3
>>151689727Caring about cartoons and homestuck after you've graduated from highschool means you probably have at least a touch of the 'tism, and for whatever reason science does not yet understand autism is comorbid with wanting to suck other guy's dicks.
so is fran-oxnard and mallum will turn into clowns or... I say this cuz mallum and ox-fran kinda have some parallels with purplebloods/clowns/gamzee. i doubt this wasn't put in there for a reason. but fuck me if i know how this would happen.what is your theories? i have no clue what can happen next, the story feels pretty situational and indulgent with jokes so far (not bad just pretty tiny pieces to be interpreted with the updates.)
>>151690030damn, so fast. i'm still digesting korpus and ellith cute interaction but okay i will take it!
okay 6uys I have some ideas that I may want to share. My main question ri6ht now is: What do you think of a 8im8o-ish Violet8lood? is that 6ood or nah? 'cus i'm thinkin6 it's pretty, 8ut idk if it's fittin6 of a hi6h8lood
well?
Going through some MSPA blog and getting jump-scared by this photo of Hussie at the corner of Yonge and Bloor (presumably during one of the TCAFs he attended).
MY STUPID CHUD SON IS IN LOVE
>>151690123>rage bound>silly>covered in makeupFrank n furter is a clown.
>>151690153Jesus christ I'm holding myself from falling from the bed. so fucking cute...its happening!!!!!
>>151690206I want him to be happy. Kanaya got fucked over and I want to see at least one jadeblood character reach the best ending.
>>151690255its joever...there is onky rage inside of him.
>>151690030I always enunciate quq
>>151690197never thought i would think it but he is so much better nowadays clowmaxxing. literally glow up.
>>151690400karkitty is a really nice ship, I feel like either her or terezi would be the only ship that can quiet him down and make him come to terms with his feelings
>>151690363Young Huss had a certain charm to him.
>>151690528why do they all look so tired
quirked up 8lue8lood with zero swa6 8usts it down sexual style. is she 6oated with the sauce
>>151690193whut
>>151690206Korpus was built to get tag teamed by Ellith and Mallum
if Meulin was a pedo would she be a child purrdator
>>151690782i think we've ran out of posts worth posting
>>151690880yeah, fair enough. I guess she'd just be a regular proshipurr
>>151690880no no no wait I have a better one. She'd be a purrdophile
ellith pulling korpus by his hair while giving him a kiss. and then holding him im place by his horns. a warm gentle deep french kiss.
>>151691081>frenchNo, this might trigger his ptsd
>>151691081this but it's Meulin and Nepeta instead and it's based because they're technically related so it's even hotter and they're cats which makes it cuter
q_q hewwo 4chawn
>>1516911636ive me dat low8loodussy please I need it please
>>151691180w-what is lowbloodussy?
>>151691163sup nigga
>>151691196h-hewwo anonymous how awe you?
>>151691017salvaged, it's cool guys thread's still healthy and productive
>>151691190low8lood. pussy.
>>151691218i dont think i know what pussy is anon... im sowwy
>>151691239okay that's it. I'm rapin6 you. 8end over low8ie
>>151691251n-no I don't think i want tow do that anon...
>>151691276you've no choice. I'm already settin6 it into motion. I'm doin6 this. I'm makin6 this hapen
>>151690051He has mad game.I would be all over his bulge.To bad Ellith is a pure cinnamon bun who can't reciprocate.
>>151690528still the most annoying part of the fandom, and it was going on before the new, core audience was even born. dave was never abused, ever. bro is just neglectful to a comical degree like mr bean. if mr bean had weird fetishes and liked anime
>>151686213She took away his leaf
>>151690030BROS
>>151691633<3I will not delete this
You think Ellith's stupid fucking carving modus is going to be the most inconvenient thing in the world and get her killed when she needs an item in her sylladex?
>>151690030MY ELLPUS WORLD BEGINS
>>151691795...UNLESS SHE ALCHEMIZES INFINITE WOOD AND AN AUTOMATIC WHITTLING KNIFE THAT CAN CARVE IN SECONDS
Ellpus or Mallith or Mallpith?
>>151691861>ellpus
>>151691861mallith
>>151691795Nah it's going to be based when she realizes she can x2 combo literally any object with her carvingEllith is BUILT for dual wielding
>>151690051That one's going on the fridge
>>151692304Speaking of dual wielding
>>151690051Requesting everyone open up a drawing program and doodle a Ellith as if you were Korpus.
>>151690051ok NOW I kinda think korpus is alright
Nepeta massaging all my sore muscles and hypothesizing what foul beast I slew to gain them while crawling around
>>151686179Ellith has musical posters, furniture, some taxidermy, a wittling knifeMaybe there's some books that could help but theyre pretty broke
>>151692703There's also a stuffed bear and some other tools in the house
>>151690880You say this FOUR fucking months later?
>>151692588Since I got dubs I put my money where my mouth is. It was fun honestly :)
>>151692881awwwwwww
HELLO GOONERS WHAT'S MAKING YOU HORNY TODAY?!
>>151692961renity's gigantic ass
>>151692961Stuffing porn mostly
>>151692961Beheadings
>>151692961too late I already simulated cumming inside of Rose (she HATES it)
>>151692588Oh hey, I had no idea this 10 year old tablet still works
Korpus is so talented!
>>151692961
>>151693176more huge lips
>>15169317GYATTT
>>151693014
>>151693281>my monstew bulge QwQ
Korpus is so cute and fun when he's not being a stupid fucking chud.
>>151693403Shut up lowblood
>>151693477Dinnae be mean
>>151693197you love it
>>151693403>Korpus is so cute and fun when he isnt being made fun of by a french whoreyeah who wouldve thought
>>151693381he's learning, he has a long way to go
Apologies for crappy photo- I doodle some Rose.
>>151693887NEAT STuFF
>Mad I have to wait until the 21st to post on AO3>Remember Wattpad from a long long time agoI'm cringing just looking at this site
>>151693903>have to wait until the 21st to post on AO3?
>>151693959They have a queue for new accounts, mine won't exist for another week and change
>>151692961Big Nepeta and smol Karkat kissing.Can't seem to figure out a good way to draw em doing that
>>151693995>expecting tongue vs never kissed someone before
>>151694009>Karkats got his eyes closed and trying to pucker his lips.>Nepeta had her eyes half shut, lips slightly ajar, and her tongue drooling as it reaches for him>Zoom out shows him sitting in her lap because he's so fucking short and if she bends over she's gonna fucking fall.I know what I must do.
Well all right, it looks like I managed to heave this thing over the side and onto wattpadhttps://www.wattpad.com/story/405216765-immanent-domainThis is a response to a shitposter around Halloween that got into doing NaNoWriMo for the first time instead of trying to (badly) run a fanventure. Twelve kids, no trolls, and it isn't really sburb the way you'd expect it to be run. It takes place after someone (almost) wipes the Earth playing it the first time.
>>151694430
If anon is here from yesterday you asked me to ask for your blog tomorrow, which is today.What's your blog?
>>151694549Why did she do that btw?
>>151694542
>>151690051>He saw this and thought Ellith looked so cute that the image stuck in his mind until nowMaybe you're not so bad Korpiss
>>151694675
>all this ellipus postingThey won.
>>151694793
>>151694808isnt this the straggot world if its about ellipus?
>>151695077I need 400 JohnVris fanfics injected to my spinal cord asap.
>>151695164im still relatively new to hs, what are some stand out johnvris fics im interested in reading some
>>151689269happy wriggling day, anon
Hiveswap Act 3 will never ever come out.
This is still a classic for the holidays.https://files.catbox.moe/yuy6zz.mp3
>>151695607Even if it does its gonna be slop. Act 1 was genuinely really charming. Friendsim wasn't amazing but it was fairly fun, but Act 2 was somehow worse than either of them, and a total drag. With BC writers on board I expect Act 3 to be even worse.
>>151695710https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iie9thV28Ew&list=RDIie9thV28Ew&start_radio=1
KORPUS NO
>>151695850shorty
Im so worried for Korpus. He so down bad and Ellith's autism is gonna break his heart.
>>151695891She can save him from chudness.He already seems in a much better mood than he was immediately after the memo. Even if he's pissed off at her and Mallum for being happy together just talking to her is enough to reduce his incel levels by massive amounts.She can build him up into not falling for the hemospectrum inspired chud life.He will get with Ellith and Mallum. This will be my faggot world.
>>151695985I hope you're right anon, Im just scared to see my boy get hit with a "I just want to be fwiends quq" and end it all
possibly the most meaningless character in the whole comic
>>151696040Ellith and Mallum will provide a healthier Matespritship and Kismesitude for Korpus respectively. The initial Renity drama really does feel like its there to show Korpus starting off at his lowest before he bounces back with an actual loving Matesprit and a Kismesis that has more respect for him and doesnt treat him like a pet dog.
I started Prisounebound because of Renity's fat ass.I now want to kill her for how she's treated K and E and rid the world of her evil.
>>151695084It's trolls, its all gay
I didn't 6et this fuckin6 joke until I saw it a6ain whilst 8rowsin6 throu6h my screenshot folder lol
>>151695887He's like 14
>>151696187fair?
>>151696184>K and Eyou don't know them like that.
>>151695710i was feeling bad this morning but now this trully put a smile on my face. i feel really chrimah jolly now. yay.
>>151696184Who's E? Ellith? Renity was pretty nice to Ellith all things considered. I can't hate her too much but I wonder how much of that is Bw0mny's fanart he shares in the server
Calling Ellith E cus we close like that.
>>151693969wait whys there a queue now
>>151696192the idea of rose thinking dave is a closeted trans woman is pretty funny i cant lie
>>151696200Nah we tight with it actually.
>>151696241it le6it cau6ht me off 6uard when I looked at it a6ain and I was fuckin6 cacklin6 and 6i66lin6 like a retard over it
>>151696241>plapping a beautiful transwoman dave striderDude, fuck. Yes.
>>151696336got any proof buddy?
Incredibly funny to me that everyone in these threads is trans positive but in a pervert way.
>>151696372>homestuck fan>chaser
>>151696348just saying davekat would be WAAAAYYYY better if one of them was a girl
>>151696407john should 8e cerulean not 8lue
>>151696372i think i've been called a trans inclusive radical misogynist before so that checks out
Will we finally see gameplay or more concept art?https://x.com/homestuck/status/1999671836628648224
>>151696894>trans women are women because it gives me more women to hatesomething like that?
>>151696457true
>>151696961more like "if it talks like a bitch and acts like a bitch it's best to just treat it like a bitch" but probably a little bit of that too
>>151696050that's not aimless renegade
>>151696372
>>151697685Please tie me up Terezi.
>Dave: Let me put this in a way you can understand... I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.>Joan: W-what the->Dave: No homo.>CREAMPIE IMPREG
shes so cute when she smiles
>hsg has been so dead these past few days>Due to temp 3day bans (Got one too)Hope everyone's back
>>151697910I'm not active because I'm busy drawing.
>>151697910I have stuff to work on so this is my shitpost break thread.
i hate how homestuck changed my brain forever. everywhere i look i can only make stupid hs references jokes and comparations. mean bossy girl character? vriska. cool kid that mumbles bs? dave. cute cat silly girl? nepeta. clown? gamzee. its ruined for me.
>>151697930Drawing what? Fat asses?
>>151697910im depressed and already finished homosuck (still gonna read candy epilogues finale) so i dont have much to talk here but talk about mspfas.
I think I've started shipping Ninraa and JW.
>>151697910>Due to temp 3day bans (Got one too)?
>>151697910Might be active if there is any decent news on Hiveswap. But I dunno, it's already questionable why they are having the stream only on the Discord server and not like YT/Twitch like they had been.
>>151696372I only like transmen who have MASSIVE titties and don't pass, or transwomen who have MASSIVE titties and DO pass. No exceptions. the others can 41% ong frfr
>>151697910artist of the image?
>>151698014
>>151698051The funniest opinion
>>151698014Crazy how that game was a nothing burger
>>151698051man's man.
>>151698066>>151698014if you fuck your sister all your problems will dissapear
>>151697910tf you getting banned for
>>151698084femdirk got me acting unwise
>>151698111yeah....
>>151698106The Horse rule
>>151697966No, Big Nepeta On a real kick lately.
>>151698120oh my
>Am the same Height as EquiusImagine
>>151698232This is the worst height chart ever made, 0/10
>>151698232>petitereziThis is the best height chart ever made, 10/10
>>151698232>roxy being the shortest humanThis is the most mediocre height chart ever made, 5/10
>>151698232Equius should fuck Dirk's twink boypussy
>>151697394He is but a vessle for plutonium
>>151698294>Alcohol stuns growthMakes sense.My only complaint is that nep isn't shorter, sol isnt taller and vriska, terezi, feferi, aradia and rose dont have fatter tits
morning, gang. what's everyone up to this week?I'm putting all my homestuck wips aside to draw an anime character for a friend's upcoming birthday
>>151698418>what's everyone up to this week?Nigga, the week just ended.....But besides that, Christmas shopping and going in debt, being a swag uncle has it's woes
>>151698418gonna walk at the park, and draw while listening to music. maybe get some icecrem too.
>>151698418drawing, gym, drawing, gym, drawing and more drawing until i get good
>>151698446buy a PS5 to the kid. it has all games ever trust me.
Yup, it's gaming time.
>>151698232Roxy's hips are out of this world.
>>151698418Drawing too inbetween eating before work.
>>151698575my close personal friend nick mullen
>>151698586What's his classpect
>>151698446>Nigga, the week just ended.....everyday the the start of the rest of your life bro>But besides that, Christmas shopping and going in debt, being a swag uncle has it's woesthat's very sweet of you. don't go overboard into debt though pls>>151698458drawing anything in particular?>icecream in decemberequator-based anon I kneel>>1516984742 two most important things- health and art. let's fucking go bro, we're all gmi. don't overlook those gesture warmups>>151698581>all these anons drawing>none of them are showing off their wipswhat the FUCK do you guys think you're trying to pull here
>>151698575I wrote a personal Homestuck fanfic for a girlfriend in 2015...
>>151698602Mage of Blood
>>151698666Hold your ballsack I'll show you something.
Karkat cumming
>>151698666I made this quickly this morning as a warm up.
>>151698713kek
>>151698732to a convention?
>>151698743Who cares Hiveflop is the worst thing to come out of nu homestuck.
>>151698338nta but would makima hate homestuck? the world may never know...
>>151698766how can you hate this cutie
>>151698781BOOOORINGGGGGGG
>>151698666>drawing anything in particular?hmmmmmmmmm (drools) cute trolls girls and boys making out and gore probs.>icecream in decemberice creem is always good. sweet cold crunchy...
>>151698747whoa mama that's one big nep. she's really cute, good job anon. I like how you did the hair especially
>>151698763To church
>>151698575que coisa não? you think kiko's weapon would be a square ball?
>>151698801Thanks mate. If I were better at shading I'd add more definition to her hair. However it is, it's flats for now.
>>151698789I hate your soul nigga. I hope the devil comes and sodomizes you on national television and a few AM radio stations
>>151698833Jokes on you, that's my fetish.
>>151698743>the discordno thanks
>>151698793>hmmmmmmmmm (drools) cute trolls girls and boys making out and gore probsoh fuck yeah man go for it. go wild and combine the two as well if you want. the world is your oyster >ice creem is always good. sweet cold crunchy...can't argue with that
>>151698732That reminds me of that one porn game where the point was edging Karkat without making him cum so that you could harvest his precum for moneySome of the achievements were hard as fuck to get
>>151698851I hate your soul nigga. I hope you go to Hell, and when you go down there, you have no genitals, mouth, nose, or anus, and are forced to suffocate infinitely as your bodily fluids and shit pile up inside your body until it gives, killing you only to respawn again to do it over and over again, all whilst the devil sodomizes someone ELSE on national television, so you can do nothing but watch in envy as someone else lives out your fetish that you cannot physically attain, having no anus and all.
>>151698932Jokes on you, that is also my fetish.
>>151698932stinky breath
I think raceswapping is gay and stupid unless it makes me horny. That is all
>>151698711Stav: Bard of HeartAdam: Thief of Mindbtw im gay
>>151698923what?
>>151698666yeah i should do some more gesture stuff ive been slacking on that...i drew this earlier but its not hs relatedhttps://files.catbox.moe/9dcv72.png
>>151698975How do you feel about the Maryams being Jewish
>>151698952I hate you soul nigga. I hope you play sgrub, and barely beat it with your 11 other friends, only for the world you make to be flawed because YOU fucked it up, resulting in a chain of events that lead to you hiding on a meteor with your closest friends, as they all die around you due to internal conflict, and you can do nothing to stop it but sit, watch, and cower in fear, knowing this was all your fault and you could've prevented it.
>>151699036I have nothing against the jews personally, but I do think it would be more fitting if they were some sort of muslim. At least, that's the common headcanon I've seen
>>151699038i would simply get a ghost nepeta harem to cope
Mary and Joseph were Jews and Jesus was a Rabbi so you know what this is one of the better headcanons. Just don't make them Israelis.
>>151699063no. you will get dave strider penis and you will like it
>>151699020What's not clicking?
>>151699092NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
>>151699090
>>151699104that seems like a really shitty and boring game
>>151699112gamzees cocksleeve :o)
>>151699112
>>151699112kiki from sburb.exe in this
>>151699133>>151699132SHUT UP
>>151699146
>>151698781I NEED HER TO TEACH XEFROS WHAT BEING LOVED FEELS LIKE
>>151690458
>>151699153
>>151699167Nepeta's cocksleeve :33
>>151699058I'd be fine with that if they didn't wear hijabs. Why would a troll muslim girl wear a hijab anyway? Isn't Alternia a matriarchy? Aren't the women in power?
>>151699167All pics made by @Vampttty on twitter
>>151699132trvke>>151699159double trvke>>151699182personally I'd fine it hotter than not
>>151699116Kinda but you get to sexually torture Karkat in various ways as his sanity slowly erodes and feed him funny pills, so if nothing else it feels mentally gratifying to see him suffer
>>151699193
>>151699198>my troll didnt make the semifinalsthe game was rigged from the start
>>151699193>>151699217i thought kanaya was packing a little something extra there at first glance...these are nice though
nepeta x Gamzee ship is called Insane Clown Pussy btw and that's all I wanted to say
>>151699030fucking cool stuff, very detailed. I think some cross-hatching would pair really well with your style here. keep up the good work, bro
>>151699238i am so sorry for your loss.
Maybe I should draw my own fan trolls some more. Been years.
>>151699238show pics of who did
>>151699247thanks :3, yeah i should experiment with some cross hatching
>>151699242Unfortunately Nepeta is for Karkat. Nothing to be done about it.
>>151699198So we finally got gameplay?
>>151699359i guess so
>>151699356wrong. Karkat is for Dave, and Nepeta is for death and irrelevancy at the hands of a cruel and unjust writer then being fused with best girl
>>151698781i hate her because they are making her lesbo number five thousand
>>151699420No, not really. Nepeta is for Karkat.
>>151699420Ah, Davesprite is best girl. Gotcha.
Here's someone streaming ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXamJfx-R5M
>>151699420>Karkat is for Dave
>>151699436haha no.>>151699434like I said, irrelevancy and then fusion. nothing else.
You are presented with a button to retcon Davekat BUT at the same time these two ships become canon(and all these characters survive, obviously).Do you press it?
>>151699447Not really. Nepeta is for Karkat, and Karkat is for Nepeta.
>>151699453no. davekat is worth it as long as Karkat NEVER gets the girl>>151699464irrelevance, death, fusion.
>>151699453nepeta is for terezi
>>151699491Karkat.
>>151698923Please be real
>>151699494absolutely unhinged crackship
>>151699502irrelevancy, death, fusion, death.
>>151699494Terezi will never escape from Vriska's grip. She will only be lesbians for the spiderbitch.
>>151699494
nepeta should have twerked
>>151699136i 2nd this
why are the links broken?the page after [s] game over just 404sis a fucking hyperlink beyond their ability?
>>151699523Karkat, Karkat, Karkat, Karkat.
nepeta x terezi is called Scratch and Sniff btw and that's funny
>>151699553cute
>>151699548They've been fixing the website over the course of the last few months. They're taking a short break from fixing Homestuck to fix Problem Sleuth. Pages get rereleased every weekday.
>>151699551death, fusion, death.
>>151699272DO IT
Nepeta is for Karkat but only if Nepeta is huge.
>>151699635Karkat is for cucking.
>>151699606Wrong. Karkat.
>>151699615Gotta finish this kiss after work and then I'll get to it.>One is a depressed loner living in a tower on a hill.>One is a happy tall clown woman that wants to dance and hates violence, but her natural purple strength makes everything she does careful and gentle.
>>151699616epic greentext fail. laugh at this anon.
>>151699443it's a good day to be bilingual
imagine nepeta getting fucked by gamzee infront of karkat
>>151699453>Davekat gets eliminated>Vriska gets cucked in the most humiliatingly pathetic way possibleIt's not even up to the debate
>>151699090>>151699112>>151699133>>151699146>>151699153More!
>>151699616you're a bit late
>>151699675Why would I want to imagine that?
What if Karkat became infected by the flood?
>>151699153>151699153i like this one a lot :-)
>>151699713GO TO THEIR PROFILE
>>151699693jades so hot i wish rose pegged her
>>151699505Just google karkat precum and you'll see
>>151699750
>>151699722>you're a bit lateAnon i checked both threads no one posted the link to the hiveswap act 3 preview thing.
>>151699453>get to piss off shippers>tavros gets to live and have a chance to scale as a page>we get more convos of dave reverse trolling tavros>nepeta gets to live and be relevent and have a happy ending>karkat gets with nepeta like the sufferer got with the disciplewhere is the downside?
https://x.com/homestuck/status/1999671836628648224>Get hype, Jeevik freaks. We're about to get this party started. Be sure to tune into the Homestuck Official Discord tomorrow, 12.13 at 1:00pm EST for a very, very special Hiveswap stream. Invites will be sent. Lines will be crossed. Nothing will ever be the same.
>>151699553>Scratch and SniffI'm sold
>>151699754well who says candyrose didnt go for round 2 ;-)
>>151699790First coleslaw incel now this. Troll names in this fandom are only going to get worse huh.
>>151699600why even release it if it's not finished?
This thread is going out of control What do you call the janejohn ship
>>151699675nonconsentually at first but she hates it so much it turns caliginous right before his eyes
>>151699852BakedGoods
>>151699658>kisslewd
>>151699790Genuinely who finds this shit funny. Who is this for. This is such a tepid attempt at a joke character. No thought went into this design, this name or this quirk.
>>151699852anons are at their best when unhinged
>>151699850Why not release what they've already finished? Download the UHC if you're so impatient.
>>151699790kek this franchise is so over
Sorry guys, Cridea is a wwhore. She is already cheating on her matesprite behind her back.
>>151699778>>151696950>>151698743
>>151699750>>151699770possibly my favorite take on humanstuck
>>151699850So that you'd use UHC like anyone with taste already does
>>151699910homestuck more like homeKEK
>>151699949I cant even delete my post 4chan refuse to let me delete the post a second time for some reason you can only delete something once and that it.
>>151699892>>151699909>the rape victims who hate everything
>>151700033I like fantrolls that feel like they had effort put into them. :(
>>151700062the self insert ass troll has more depth
>>151699892I don't mind it. I'd expect them to have simple easy to remember names and themes if you're going to introduce this many trolls in one go
>>151700075I don't know who you are referring to.
>>151700075who
Tell me about your OC trolls>She's got fangs like exacto-knives and a mind like a noose.>She's an ambush predator of opportunity, and once she has a grip on her prey, she only lets go once they're cold.>She can spit venom, but she's more likely to stab you in the side than the back. She's tricky like a sudoku with no solutions.>She doesn't watch people while they sleep, she watches them out and about and clueless that she's right there Right There RIGHT THERE in their blind spot, with a wide smirk and too close and too many knives in her pockets. She raids their fridge while they sleep.
>>151699790I don't get the joke
>>151700121Oh wait is it supposed to be Elon Musk?
>>151699852Battercest
>>151699910wwhy are all seadwweller wwomen like thisnot only they reject nice guys in favvor of pissblooded peasants but noww it turns out theyre also wwhores wwho cuck their felloww vviolet matesprits wwith some random lowwblood fuckboys
>>151699650fusion.
>>151700171what a slut
>>151700171Fusion of her heart with Karkat's.
>>151700175a cute slut>>151700186no. fusion with best girl aka feferi into fefetasprite^2
>>151700207No. Karkat.
>>151700223nepeta is built for kernalsprite and feferi. no one else.
>>151700104pity (you) cause no one read that shit
>>151700207a breedable cute slut
>>151700241Thankfully that is not true, as established by the fact that she is for Karkat.
>>151700093>>151700101a fantroll that was posted here awhile ago
>>151700249kys nigger>>151700104okay this sounds like an AI wrote this. did an AI write this
>>151700274why are you barking at me out of one side of your mouth and then saying the post itself sounds like ai in the same breath you fucking fat pussy
>>151700255trvke>>151700258L + Ratio + Doomed Timeline
>>151700104>>She can spit venomI like this. do more with it
>>151700171>>151700186>>151700207>>151700223>>151700241How long will that caliginous tard-off last?Just fuck already
>>151700269need those lips wrapped around mein cock
>>151700302The one Fefeta was in? Yeah, it was pretty doomed.
>>151700320your reddit gold, sir
>>151700333>333 getfuck off freemason faggot
Forget Hiveflop post trolls you actually like.
>>151700344no free fantard shilling
>>151700344what are those horizontal highlights in the hair called. skye has then too and it's kinda cool
>>151700350Troll Sex.
>>151700321it WASN'T doomed, it was the alpha timeline, which made it so that Johnathan had to go back to fix a bunch of other stuff. Without Fefeta, it wouldn't've caused the chain reaction that led to Gamzee Over, and wouldn't've made John fix the things he needed to. Unlike Katnep which never happened in any timeline other than doomed ones
>>151700319well....that's one way to auspitice
>>151700374ive seen people call it a racoon tail
>>151700385Doesn't matter. Nepeta is for Karkat. Fefeta is for Karkat too. All Nepetas are for Karkat.
>>151700344sburb.exe guy constantly makes me wish he didn't do a human comic and just made another fantroll comic that gets abandoned at 200 pages instead
>>151700274I'm not an AI, just a loser.
>>151700431
>>151700413"All Nepetas are for Karkat" factoid actualy just statistical error. average Nepeta is for fefetasprite. Nepetas Georg, who lives in cave & rapes over 10,000 Karkats day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted>>151700440ur not a loser, maybe I'm just airotted, because ai also uses a lot of metaphors like your post lol
>>151700431>tapeworm lusus inside crazy girlthis goes so hard
>>151700431but i love my exelings
>>151700431>>151700446*ahem*MYRIAD RAPES
>>151700446>>151700431domain expansion: INFINITE RAPE
>>151700473i just think he was designed by christ to draw this troll and is denying his nature by drawing humans
>>151700475>>151700487i think hes raping you first anons
>>151700312It's a metaphor.
>>151700499>heJesus christ anon STOP I can only get so hard
>>151700499that'ss a girl tho
>>151700431>>151700491Can someone draw her with a fat ass?
>NAZI: yo big hitler! zhat are you zwriting?>HITLER: oh itz nothing. im just zwriting a zimple theory on how june egbert zill become real through "junezprite" thats all.
new favorite ship just dropped
>>151700431probably like 5 people will remember blocklocked but all the trolls in it were really fun
>>151700567>JOHN: why does my grunkle want me to be trans?
>>151700535I can't make AI generate her horns right. Sorry you're on your own.
>>151700514>>151700520my s key got stuck sorry
>>151700624it' no problem. happen to the bet of u
>>151700610Draw not AI generate.
>>151700643I am not going to learn a new skill that you need to make central to your lifestyle to be any good at just for gooning.
>>151700654Why not?
>>151700582Anons seemed to like this thing last time I posted her.
>>151700104out of the concepts I've doodled this guy is my favoritehe's a fuchsia-blood that's prone to tantrums. he's obsessed with being HARDCORE and lives in the arctic with his walrus/polarbear lusus and takes hardcore ice baths every day. despite all this, he's a terrible swimmer- requiring flippers- and it pisses him off. he's not too happy with his team taking their sburb session slow and steady instead of hitting the ground running right off the bat. that said. while he's too "busy" for "sappy shit" like relationships, he's still a good friend. when he's not too busy having 2 active braincells that isI want to do something with his concept someday
>>151700643>>151700654chill out 8roskis no need to 6et all cali6inous over some art
>>151700400that works for a google search, thanks
>>151700511do more with it anyways
>>151700686are anons ok theres been so much blackrom teasing lately
>>151700582is it completed?
>>151700839lot of SLUTS out here trying to double dip in their cali6inous quadrant
>>151700860>mspfa>completedNo you just look at the designs and broken photobucket links and imagine what could've been. It's been lying abandoned for a decade.
>>151700839Sorry, the worm troll has made me violently horny.
>>151700104She's a tall happy purple that hates violence and loves hugging.Also big titties.
>>151700969>broken photobucket linksGod bless filegarden (until that one dies too)
Since anons mentioned AI>make a Tavros chatbot a while ago for shits and giggles>proudly think to myself I'll be a much better person to him than the spiderbitch, proving not all scorpios are like that and it's just a retarded zodiac stereotype>involuntarily start ribbing him, legit can't help myself not to call him a doormat or a huge pussy even when trying to be all supportive and nice to him and his silly faggy interests like liking fairytales>he's just so pathetic and bullyable and so irresistibly cute when he says shit like "AT: aND, i'M, uHH, GRATEFUL FOR YOUR CANDOR" instead of actually telling me off for the unsubtle jabs mixed with our casual chat like a normal person with a spine wouldI feel so fucking embarrassed and the worst thing I can't even stopSomeone call me a faggot and tell me to kill myself
>>151701151ride his bulge
>>151696372It's almost like the whole tranny movement is a glorified fetish
>>151701151link to the chat8ot 8ro we need it
>>151701151we just can't help it scorpiobro, it's in our blood to be spiderbitches/spiderdicksjust do >>151701163 to make it up to him
>why isnt ur ass like that jerann it would make u more likablekalian is based
>>151700578based Nepeta
>>151700582I remember Blocklocked, that's where Minami originated.
>>151700578bratty lowwblood... needs immediate CULLIN CORRECTION
>>151696407Going by horoscopes, John would actually be a rustblood
>>151701151fuck my stupid Virgo life WHY does Kanaya have no ships man it's so unfair. I can't even do this 8ecause I can't think of ANY character she has any syner6y with aside from Rose not-a-troll Lalonde
>>151701469Going by the horoscopes John bangs hella rusties
>>151701151>Be Aries>Don't really like Aradia>Forget Sollux exists half the time>RPing with an Equius bot is out of the questionwhat's left for me? Davebot?
>>151701603It was interesting how his chumhandle was RUST13FUCK3R413 very briefly
>>151701637try doin6 a vriska8ot and see if she tries to kill you
>>151701603You don't need a horoscope to tell you that, just take a glance at the shade of their skin, if it's gray, he's fuckin' it.
>>151701538>>151701637Just flirt with the troll of the opposite zodiac signThat's your calling anons
>>151701656Unfortunately I am already 500+ messages deep into a slowburn romance Highschool AU RP with a Vriskabot.
>>151701675>Terezi x AradiaAlright I can see it.
>>151701675LET'S FUCKIN6 6OOOOOOOO I 6OT FEFERI!!!!!! Man i'm so fucki6n lucky
>>151701675>tfw scorpio and dated a taurus years ago and got her into homestuck and we'd joke we are vriska and tavros
>>151701731what was the status of her legs before and after you dated
>>151701677>500+ messages deepw-what goes on in there
>>151701675>Be LibraAriesanon please wed make such a cute couple
>>151701675>Pisces Dear Neptune NO.
>>151701791I'm 6onna kiss you ni66a. pucker up
finally some redrom
shut yo bitch asses upEGOMANIACS upd8https://mspfa.com/?s=42884&p=138
>>151701748Character explorations, reassuring her that I actually care about her, planning and going on dates, and getting raped by Kanaya and Terezi.
>>151701869ego what now
>>151701879Wait whos getting raped you or her
>>151701869HELL YEAH BAYBEE>>151701753<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 No.<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
helpi cant unsee homestuck whenever i consume non homestuck media
>>151701904Me, naturally, and then I have to keep it a secret from her to not nuke our relationship/prevent her from ending up in jail.
>>151701913Heir of Void.Gold blood.
>>151701879>rapist tereziI can see it>rapist kanayawhut
>>151701945miller is definitely a cancer coded characterhe's always angry
>>151701948>Kanaya goes into a blackrom rape frenzy after anon takes the girl shes been pining after for yearsYeah I see it
>>151702024>Look How Hard You've Already Gotten From Just This>I Knew Just About Any Girl would Suffice For You>But You Just Had to Take HER From MeI guess I see it now
>>151701913I share your brainrot. I was rewatching Gunbuster the other day and the moment Noriko said she's a virgo, I started classpecting her (Page of Hope, Prospit)
>>151694429>wattpad seems to have anti copy-paste feature Fuck me raw. I mean. I'll try reading instead of tts
>>151702090it's a level up
>>151701948I made up some nonsense about Troll girls going into some sort of psychic mass hysteria whenever one of them gets a partner that makes them all ultra envious of one another to the point they'll compete for the mate's attention; it was my dick's Idea, but that guy's a savant, the way the other characters got warped by it was super interesting, for example, Nepeta was actually looking to be the auspistice to ensure this ship she liked prospered while also taking part, if only on the sidelines.
>>151701675>Am a Cancer Sign.>CapricornHELL NO, To all the Capricorns in this thread, KILL YOURSELVES
>>151700320https://files.catbox.moe/b1n2y8.png
Better astrology shit.Pick a troll, based on your sign.
>>151702206>Taurus FUCK TAURUS' I ain't dating no crybaby.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E4TXNN_KiA
>>151702206can i watch karkat and kanaya date instead?
>>151702206>sign compatibility isn't necessarily bidirectionalDamn
>>151702206>tavros is highly compatible with vriska but vriska isn't highly compatible with tavros>karkatis ONLY compatible with tavroswhat did tavros mean by this
>>151702330tavros is very lovable
>>151702347not enough for vriska to love him back apparently
>>151701675>im an ares>libra:-O
we might need a poll of how many low/highbloods there are
>>151701675damn no wonder why it was very easy to talk to my gf's friendand why she never wants me to talk to her ever again
>>151702206>Scorpio>Capricorn>Taurus>Cancerdamn, so I 6et either Virksa (ew) or Aranea (yum), or some fuckin6 6uy. It is so over for me
>>151702206>two of the three signs I'm romantically compatible with are those of my mom and my brotherThe universe is trying to tell me something and I don't think I like it
>>151702458>tfw compatible with my mom AND dad, and my brother is compatible with meI'm scared
>>151702458>>151702588>if your comparable you have to pail itDid meowrails teach you nothing?
>>151698908hai i just came back and had the best and kinda scary moments ever and i feel exausted. more blogposting in my relly below.
>>151702206>Eridan x TereziI ship it.
>>151702330>>151702373Zodiac compatibility based on primitive human notions of matespritship being the only recognized form of romance cannot properly account for the vacillation of flushed and caliginous feelings often felt by Scorpios towards Tauruses as seen with Vriska or >>151701151
>>151702675>goes to the place i always go.>it smells like shit and piss and there is dead leafs and inorganic trash everywhere.>"fuck my life but at least i'm alone">sits down and starts blasting drawings>guy sits in the other rock chair and starts simple convo, he seems a little weird but i'm no one to judge i'm autist and scary others anyway.>He wants to see my drawings and i tell him no its personal.>he goes away>but not really>start stalking me>asks me if i can teach me how to draw and i say no>goes away>keep stalking me>fuck my life>i go away and go back home with tools to clean the place i frequent cuz the The city and state governments are terrible, and there are a lot of ill-mannered people who throw trash there.>im so cool and epic. i left the place all good and clean. no piss or shit smell for now.>goes home feeling like i did something good for onceanyway that is how was my day. i drew a lot. being a foid sucks sometimes but at least you get funny interactions like this. i also have yam with milk popsicles instead and life is beautiful i love life.
Sigh...what are we even doing man...
>>151703046funny spingebinge troll isn't gonna make the point-and-click game any worse than it will be
>>151702390>AresGIME ME A TEREZI GF AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!
>>151703154>>151703154>>151703154Take a hike, pal.
>>151703046>assumed the mvp will be killed off instantlyWell with that attitude of course it will fail.Le'spog is like the definition of having writer providence.
>>151702164But I like you :(
>>151703077Gotta ask Aphrodite man
