Enough, we need more Yu-Gi-Oh Death Battle
>>151692342Should Yugi fight Jace or Urza?
There won't be a yugioh in a while unless whales pay for another episode
Reminder Ash defeated Atem
me vs sexy children
BLACK BURNING MAGIC!
>>151692381Yes>>151692380Hal...
>>151692342Who is the tiger guy?
>>151692371Jace is the better match, his curious and investigative personality meshes better with Yugi's game shtick, his powers have more interesting interactions with Yugi's arsenal, and Jace is flat out easier to do because he has a 3D model from the Smite-MtG crossover.
>bring me 90s comic book speculators
>>151692371Jace, because it brings up interesting power interaction arguments while Urza is just old walker fiat powers vs Holactie scaling wank.>MillingIt's a good trick to use against Yugi because memories fuel the bond a duelist has with his cards. Kaiba wouldn't have been able to pull Obelisk out of nothing if he didn't remember it. The problem with milling is that Yugi can counter it by switching minds. What one Yugi forgets, the other remembers.>Countering Jace is basically a duelist with a LOT of ash blossoms. Counterspells will be hard for Yugi to overcome because counterspells don't care about size. A 1 mana spell is countered just as an infinite mana spell is. However, Yugi does have certain cards whose summoning cannot be prevented or negated, like Obelisk.
>Atem"So as Death Battle winners we have the privilege to choose between all of Ash's women to claim as our own? That's... Distasteful">Yugi"Y-yeah... I think I'll pass.">Suddenly the Pharaoh spots an Arab looking girl between all of Ash's female companions>As a prime Egyptian BVLL Atem immediately recognizes that girl as a fertile Egyptian maiden>Atem"That being said... I wouldn't mind spending a bit of my time... Bonding with that purple haired beauty right there">Yugi"W-what are you talking about? You can't force a girl to be with you!">Atem"No need to force anyone Partner! just take a look... Her eyes are drilling holes on us...">Yugi"She's a Pokemon champion you know!">Atem"Even better! It's time for a D-D-D-DATE!">The pharaoh takes Iris between his arms>The champion immediately starts to ovulate
It was over before it even started
>>151692371>>151692443>>151692458Jace canonically lobotomizes his monsters as soon as he summons them, so the fight also has the theme of a dick duelist vs one that cares about his cards.
>>151692453I don't get it
Why did ashfags think this was going to be anything but a humiliation ritual
>>151692455It's a better match because in some situations Jace wins. If he mills the god cards, he can counterspell their special summoning. Planeswalking is also a good "get out of an assbeating free" card.What puts Yugi over Jace is Jace's personality. Jace's two big traits are that he's arrogant and curious. He will try and go into the puzzle once he senses magic from it, and once he does he's fucked.
>>151692500They buy cards, and resell them at inflated prices. It was a big problem a couple years ago but with trump's economy people are increasingly becoming furious due to not being able to enjoy their hobby anymore.
>>151692500The retards in the image are scalpers with no interest in the hobby itself buying up as much pokemon cards as possible purely in order to resell them.
>>151692514They assumed that Death Battle would give Ash goofy scaling but wouldn't do the same for Yugi. To be fair, they've done that before in certain matches, but most of the time both characters get goofy scaling.
>>151692485>Lobotomizes his monsters as soon as he summons themWTF?
>>151692559It's long been a theme in MTG that planeswalkers are pricks that press gang their summons. Homelands was about creating a world that planeswalkers couldn't summon from because people were tired about being dragged out of their everyday lives to fight battles for magic gods. MTG is pretty cucked nowadays but it used to be a real metal setting.
>tranny makes thread>pedo porn gets posted shortly after
I can't believe JOBninja and KWABrizard were the only ones that did damage to Yugi
>>151692559Did you think llanowar elves willingly showed up to chump block for you?
>>151692514We thought Yugi and his holograms would be exposed as the frauds that they are, while Ash would become the newest member of the Hall of Feats alongside Deku, Asura, and Simon. Sadly, they turned Yugi into the next Kratos. >O MY MFTL HOLOGRAMS
>>151692647Enough out of you.
>>151692514They legit think duel monsters aren't monsters, just holograms.
>>151692722cause they are.
>>151692751Then how'd they beat Ash?
>>151692795Ash took a dive so Yugi wouldn’t look bad in front of his wife’s boyfriend’s son’s mother, Tea
In a perfect world, you’re given the chance to give Kratos and Asura new matchups instead of Krasura, what would you choose?
>>151692795wait, there was an ash vs yugi fight?
>>151692829I don't - their matchup is legit, but it needed to happen instead of Kratos vs Spawn in that timeframe.
>>151692829Kratos vs Yugi, and Ash vs AsuraStatements vs Statements, and Feats vs Feats.
In an MtG vs Yugioh matchup, would MtG's summoning sickness be an in lore thing? Is it also assumed all MtG mages have infinite mana at all times? Does Yugi get a huge boon because all MtG cards are treated as casting spells, meaning his Spell negates perform double duty?
>>151692795Ash is weaker than holograms.
Give him an opponent
>>151692472good thing GODback would just absorb that shit and redirect it
>>151692526After a quick look, I'm not sure the labyrinth is actually the inside of the puzzle. The section titles are misleading, the picture is actually the inside of Atem's mind or soul room. All the same, Jace would not be able to resist playing the same game Shadi did. The question is, could he do better than Shadi did? His mind magic is probably more versatile.
>>151692863Warrior-Z…
<--Ash's face when he had to stand still for Death Battle Makeup artist had to paint him grey. Same with his Pokemon.
>>151692829
>>151692377I think that'll be the case as well. Yugi vs Ash would have to pull even more insane numbers than it is.If they do another one, its likely going to be Kaiba because his mosnters at least have some 3D models to work with.The only Jaden cards I can think that actually have 3D models are like...Flame Wingman, Neos and Yubel.
>>151692873Statements vs Statements is kratos vs pegasus seiya
>>151692647I wasn’t expecting it to be so hard to find reactions from people who wanted Ash to win, but the ones I did find were at least a little funny
>>151692974I wonder if they could try scanning like actual model figurines of monsters to get 3d models for some of them
>>151692953>could’ve had some kino planet and star-busting space action for Asura against Beerus>instead he got stuck fighting a fanfiction version of a guy who’s never even left his planet or busted anything larger than a large building with his own strength>made even worse that Asura’s biggest form was 0.0001% of its actual size in the DB>mfw
>Put on the collar and get on the bed, lizard boy>I SAID PUT ON THE FUCKING COLLAR
>>151692829Kratos vs Dante and Asura vs Zly respectively. Alternatively, I would just make Kratos vs Asura happen during Season 6 like it was probably supposed to originally, Kratos would've still been wanked but we would have gotten a more sensible take on the matchup.
>>151693057I don’t get the glazing on this monster. They DO realize Charizard is weak to Electric-type attacks in general, right?
Kinda unfortunate Ten Thousand Dragon doesn't do anything, otherwise he vs Nicol Bolas could be a cool fight
ness db when
>>151693121Ash fags spammed DMG getting raped by Charizard for two weeks. This is just the logical conclusion to that.
>>151693121Charizardfags get karma for trying to taint DMG. 0-3 is their punishment.
>>151693136>yujeets spammed their copy pasta falseflag for a weekyep.
Why didn't yugi used the seal of orichalcos?
>>151693136>>151693152It’s not rape if she enjoys it
>>151693189>SHUT UP MAGGOT
>>151693136The fact that you used the term rape implies an unhealthy connection to fictonal characters, especially ones (You) actively larp as for sexual purposes, which by itself already adds a layer of creepiness. Either you find church or neck yourself, troon.
>*destroys a universe*nothing personal
>>151693162That would’ve involved a duel monster maybe getting to look cool and that would go against the agenda
>he's actually pressed about cuckpostingHoly shit, this tranny gets fucking worse by the minute
>>151693219>You put it back, right now, Mister!
>doesn't do anything>still gives pokefags PTSD
>>151693236>AH! T.T. FROM DIDDY KONG'S RACING!
>>151693219>needs cardsI HATE WEAKLINGhttps://youtu.be/dfspn4tHumQ?si=ERdZfPJQoBeJMzyL
I'm just glad my boys are getting some attention.I'm down for more Yugioh matches even if they don't really make sense.
>>151693312Jaden is gonna fraudcheck Ben so god damn hard Benfags will look like Kratosfags in comparison
>majority of yugi protags are cowardly faggotsThey need to be better...
>>151692974If Jaden vs Ben happens it would probably be sprites, Origin already made sprites for all of Jaden's major monsters. Ben vs Jaden would be moreso depicting Jaden as a stand user with a few transformationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhfC7CXO-Uo
This scares the tranny.
>>151693349Bald ass bitch
>this scares the ashfags
>>151693350Damn if it looked like that I wouldn't even mind if Jaden lost.
>>151693349Meanwhile kaiba...https://youtu.be/VpTDllUJLjc?si=wjEs0tzHKTKn-nt3
>>151693392This fight should be coming out in a few months, Origin has been working on it as a passion project for a long time. The full thing is a researched video that a lot of DB staff members also contributed to so it's basically as close to a full Death Battle episode as you can get (which could actually be a reason they won't do Ben vs Jaden as an episode directly, you're already basically getting it)
>>151693039The episode was overhated, and all the pink screens they forgot to remove added extra atmosphere to the fight
>>151693424>literally every other episode the year was well produced and of at least decent qualityWhat the fuck went wrong here?
>>151693371>no remorseBe better.>>151693396Finally, a better man.
>>151693414If they do bring on Jaden, who would he fight aside from the most obvious choice?
>>151692829Asura vs another featsman like Zly or Saitama or GarouKINGtos vs Dante
>>151693461>3 fights Asura effortlessly wins because he's a regen hax man and they aren't>struggle of the wall tierskinoanyway Asura should actually go against Hulk or Doomsday or a hax man who could reasonably stop him
Oh yeah there's an easter egg in Ash vs Yugi where Origin says he wants to do Kaiba vs Kuroto Dan, so if they do Yugioh again it might be that (depends on if Geats vs Nero isn't a complete flop)
>>151693448Him. Because their English names are hilariously White and generic.
>>151693517Look there was no way 4kids was going to keep "Judai".>>151693510I think thats a safe bet to happen seeing as Yugi vs Ash has already surpassed the past two DBs, and I wouldn't be surpirsed if it surpasses more.Kaiba definitely has the pull to get people to watch it.
>Shadow and BWG GAPE Mewtwo>Bahamut DESTROYS Fug (also known as Rayquaza)>Beelzebub and Yukari GAPE Giratina>Chaos GAPES Kyogre>Cell BTFOs Zygarde>Aslan EATS ArceusPokebros I can't take this anymore...
>>151693547They couldn't do better than "Davis"? I don't even think people use that for first names.
>>151693547>surpassed the past two DBsThree, actually
>>151693576I'm curious what these would look like without adblock views being removed. Ash vs Yugi would definitely be past 2 million already.
>>151693576What do you guys think will happen when Geatsro inevitably flops?
>>151693576Im going to be 100% honest with you.I forgot Maka Ruby happened.
>JewdieEGYPT-gi-oh!
>>151693601Geeg, lost.
>>151693434Yeah, it's the worst episode of the last 2 years in terms of animation quality. You don't normally see many episodes released with glaring mistakes like this.It's blowing my mind that this episode has apologists insisting it's not that bad.
>>151693594Nothing. They'll may be a bit more selective in future community chosen events but they've made it clear they expect Geats vs Nero to underperform
>>151693594They never do a Champions Island thing again. They weren't anyway but never again.
Asura vs Kratos 2 but actually watchable
>>151693624Never, wouldn’t be shocked if they bury that shit harder than Gaara vs Toph
>>151693594Didn't you need a membership to even partake in that? I don't think its possible for it to flop.
NOOOOO ASH LOST I WILL NOW GO ON /TRASH/ AND ROLEPLAY AS LITTLE GIRLS LIKE MY YUGIOH SUPERIORS
>>151693656It's a fairly small sample base, there's only around 2500 members.It should still get to a million because every DB does, they've built up a strong enough core audience for that, but it'd be a surprise if it gets higher.They know what they're getting into, Geats vs Nero underperforming came up constantly as a topic. If they thought that was a dealbreaker they just wouldn't have put it on the poll.
>>151693656That's for voting. I mean the actual views on the upcoming episode, which mostly from casuals. Fwik there's only like a couple thousand paypigs.
>>151693434From what I've gathered is that KvA was in development hell around the time Rooster Teeth shutdown. And the shitty analysis and the alternative ending gives off the impression that they know Asura reasonably should have won but they didn't want to bother changing the outcome at the last minute and cooked up a hypothetical alternative ending out of pity and said they would do this again if Capcom threw them a bone.
Which one was Ash again?
>>151693693Considering the first few seconds of the fight looks like it was from a completely different project, I wouldn't be surprised.
>>151693696The winner.
>>151693705Back on the original Kratos vs Asura G1 blog, Speedy wrote a script for it that framed it as Asura attempting to give penance for Kratos' past sins as a kind of specter and ended with Kratos admitting he failed Asura's test by succumbing to violence. I wonder if the original plan for the fight was to do something like that.
>>151693739So...he was a monster...no longer?
If they bring fate, wouldn't be much better to put gil vs yukari?
I have no idea who Geats or Nero is.
>>151693501>he's a regen hax manDon’t forget the reactive evolution, something DB conveniently didn’t add. Them capping his power at the golden statue is absolutely hilarious.
>>151693762Something like thathttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1rQ4-xpJHXOvUFrikxvafhrF1eh7jARv9/viewdesu reading this again it's funny how it's literally the exact opposite of the angle the episode goes for in terms of who's TEACHING who
Jesus H Christ, have listtroon been doing this the whole fucking week? This isn't even funny anymore.
>>151693780Whale match up. That only the most autistic members of the battleboarding community will bother to watch.
>>151693649Wasn't Gaara vs Toph an option on the rematch polls lmao? It might be a possibility that shit gets ruthlessly mocked on like every powerscaling community
What are some cool matchups for Janemba?
>>151693649Some anon asked an old thread a while if DB would ever admit they were wrong with the episode and the answer would be no but if they ever felt that embarrassed by it, they’d blacklist the episode which would speak more than enough.
>>151693855They actually confirmed Gaara vs Toph was last on the rematch poll. Which makes sense, everybody knows it's wrong but there's no point redoing it, nobody actually cares anymore.
>>151693855I think the closest we ever got is during the bit with the continuity gem, but it doesn’t actually get an alt ending there since the scene transitions.
>>151693649About every single naruto fight since then provided better analysis of their feats, effectively disowning the result of gaara vs toph. Meanwhile GOW although popular it won't have a MU in a while unless they get paid to do sun wukong vs kratos.
>>151693861Unironically I think a Bleach character would fit for him. Maybe Ulqiorra.
It's unfortunate to me DB dropped Mr Lange as an animator, I still think his work is probably among the greatest in terms of 2D sprite animation even if his fights are short by today's standards
>>151693861Hades (Kingdom Hearts)
>>151693865They won't blacklist atla episodes, they like the series. Likewise they hate korra, and they literally put her against storm for no reason other than kill her
>>151693861How come dbz has better designed characters than dbs?
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151692863>their matchup is legit shitFTFY
How does Kaiba scale off of this
>>151693595hey stomp fights where you know who's gonna win ahead of time without much ambiguity can still be fun to watch regardless for the spectacle. so Kira v Adachi can still happen
>>151693121Summoned Skull was the 1st viable tribute boss monster for most in the west, and has more or less been the Piccolo to DM's Goku.Also yeah what other anon's said. Ashfags were trying to use DMG to hype up Zard. It backfired for obvious reasons. Also they didnt realize everyone likes DMG, even the sweats who hate her still like/tolerate her more than most waifubait characters.
>>151693938DBZ was made at a time where editors weren't afraid to reign in Toriyama and critique him.Super was him getting to do everything he wanted to do uninhibited. Keep in mind he views himself as a comedy writer and not the anime fight guy.
>>151693861Some I've seen>Exdeath>Galacta/Morpho Knight>Blackheart>Diaboromon
>>151694332>Keep in mind he views himself as a comedy writer and not the anime fight guy.I actually appreciate that Toriyama never forgot his roots despite the massive success of DBZ. The temptation to sell out completely and keep pumping out shonen slop after shonen slop must have been strong but he stuck true to his roots, railroaded Goku back to a fight obsessed autist when everybody wanted him to be another Superman clone and wrote all the 80s style gag slop he wanted when he finally got his freedom back.
>>151692829I would make Asura fight the Hulk. He would lose, but losing to the Hulk is much better than losing to a fanfic Kratos.
>>151692342
BOUNDLESS BEAST
>>151694800Hulk lost to a fanfic version of broly (a character with less development than his toei counterpart)
>>151695014They think Broly and the other Dragon Ball characters have infinite strength growth, but Hulk is the poster child of exponential growth. Fuck death battle
>>151695051Funnily enough, Hulk cucked Simon out of having the highest power level and having the best exponential growth.
>>151695063Siimonfags are never living down celebrating defeating Luigi Lantern just to see Hulk butt fuck Otoko Simon's R>F ace a few episodes later.
>>151694823I’m glad RDA is getting more support in a couple months
>>151692342The Pokeslayers should fight. Who's winning this?
>>151695014And everyone agrees that the result is wrong. At the very least, Broly has some planetary and galaxy feats. Kratos isn't even a mountain level while fighting a universal dude.
>>151695123This is actually pretty close isn't it? At least both are multiversal so there's no super clear winner
>>151695137Pretty sure Yugiohs cosmology is smaller but maybe Atem's spells and traps could turn the tide of the fight.
>>151693896Looking him up. Damn, he's done all that. Fumbled him hard.
>>151695123>featschad vs statementbro againWhat a boring fight.
On the First Day of /co/mas, Death Battle gave to meOne neutered negroand a partridge in a pear treeToday's pic was chosen by >>151678888. To roll for the Second Day, the rules areYour request has to follow the lyrics (2nd Day of Christmas, 2 kaiju jobbing, etc).You must reply to the anchor post of that day to roll, no @'ing an unrelated post with "this".First trips of the day gets the pick, but any subsequent quads or above can override. If the day passes (up to 12AM EST) and no trips are made, dubs or at worst something interesting can suffice. Also I'm kinda open if anyone has a replacement for the "partridge in a pear tree" line, I just don't remember what we did last year
Also @ this one if for requests
>>1516951692 gay as fuck sissies moaning
>>151695169Gwen never takes it. She would top Deku just like she does with Miles.
>>151692829Krasura again, to watch the jeet meltdown redouble when Kratos rightfully triumphs again.
>>151695185Favorite pornstar?
>>151695172Moses with his beyblade vs Pharaoh Atem.
Lol I'm stupid as fuck, I just remembered the pear tree line is the first day, anon just made a non-rhythmic verse request. I'll fix it tomorrow
>>151695195Barbados Slim victim
>>151695167Both are statement fodders. But tai winning will make otto seethe uncontrollably is otto still around?
>>151695196Try "and a dickless negro cucky"
>>1516951692 sweet soulmates (Maka and Soul)
>>1516951722 Clivebro views
>>151695195Madoka's footrest
HEEEEEEEEEEEELP
>>151695191
>>151695191>fight canonically Atem loses
Give him a matchup
>>151695258Johnson knows what the ladies like.
>>151692514Pokefags think Sales/Popularity=Strength
>>151695282It does in the real world. Pokemon can just buy Yugioh and Digimon and retcon them into jobberberses. Money > powerscaling
>>151695288Based SCHOLARbro knows ball. Disney is still the strongest verse by virtue of mogging each and every other IP in terms of money.
>>151695249https://youtube.com/watch?v=vLYzgGXhj44&list=PL4D5CEDC7C3A0A193&index=4&pp=iAQB8AUB
>>151695300>Spells and Magicians mentioned in the songFunny
>>151695169>>151695224Reroll, Two sweet soulmates (Maka and Soul)
>people wanting a Death Battle with JadenJust peak the real CHAD of YU-GI-OH.
>>151695429How many loses does he have?
>>151695224>>151695169Reroll! Two sweet soulmates!
>>151695169>>151695444T-the characters are Soul and Maka!
>>151695438Like 18 or 20 but most of then happened off-screen and were played as a joke. He is still the strongest protagonist.
>>151695429It should be a 3x3 protag fight like Bonds Beyond Time. Yugi, Jaden, Yusei vs Tai, Takato, and Marcus.
>>151695461How many loses does the 5ds protagonist have in contrast?
>>151695438Canonically the most out of any YGO protag.
>>151695429The dumbest hair too
>>151695462That's not the order it would go in
>>151695488It's not but it should be because it has the most peak.
>>151695466Don't 5ds and vrains mcs have literal 0 losses?
>>151695504>0>>151695461>18-20Pffff
>>151695469Yeah but Yuma got the best cards and the most powerful asspulls. I mean, name other Yugioh character that could beat this.
>>151695504>0Well...
>>151695531What the actual fuck is that text
>>151695169Two sweet soulmates! (Deku and Maka)
>>151695555
>>151695531
>>151695584FUARK Yusei is unstoppable...
>>151695584It doesn't work against zexal
>>151695555FUCK YOU
>>151695584I'm not a yugioh scholar but, the nigger card says "when summoned, your opponent cards and effects can't be activated". So, how Veiler would be useful? The nigger card looks invincible.
Prince of Egypt but in Yu-gi-oh
>>151695672>movie ends with Moses/Kaiba jobbing and cryingLOL
>>151695670Your opponent performs the Xyz Summon of Number S0: Utopic Zexal during their Main Phase, overlaying three Number Xyz Monsters with the same Rank or using its alternate summon method by discarding a Rank-Up-Magic Normal Spell and a Utopia monster. The card specifically states that its Xyz Summon cannot be negated, and once it successfully hits the field, your cards and effects cannot be activated in response to the summon itself. That means no hand traps like Ash Blossom on the summon, no counter traps—nothing stops it from landing safely as a face-up Xyz Effect Monster with question mark ATK and DEF.Now that it's face-up during their Main Phase, that's your window. Effect Veiler is a Quick Effect you activate straight from your hand: you send it to the Graveyard and target that very Utopic Zexal, negating all of its effects until the end of their turn. Utopic Zexal's effects include continuously gaining 1000 ATK and 1000 DEF for each Xyz Material attached to it, plus its once-per-opponent's-turn Quick Effect where it detaches one material to prevent you from activating any cards or effects for the rest of the turn. With Veiler's negation in place, none of that happens—the ATK and DEF stay at zero, the Quick Effect can't be activated at all, and you're free to play without its lockdown.If your opponent tries to activate that detach Quick Effect first to preempt you, you simply chain Effect Veiler right to it. The negation applies immediately, so their effect fizzles out without resolving though the material detaches as the activation cost. Either way, whether you preempt or react, Veiler turns it into a harmless statue for the entire turn.
>>151695688didn't read, I summon Dark Magician and attack for game
>>151695688Then, why is S0 banned? Yugioh is nothing but hand traps now but S0 is still in the banlist? I bet they will never unban it
>>151695708Man-Eater Bug
>>151695726Dumbass, you just summoned it in face up attack
>>151695688Well played Yusei, however
>>151695444Better hope someone dont get quads, anon
>>151695555>K.O.! Romantic love song playing>Wiz: After a long, hard look at the evidence, the verdict is in. And while Soul and Maka have a bond forged in battle, when you compare that to Deku's emotional depth and inherent compatibility with a partner like Maka... the writing is on the wall.>Boomstick: Aw, man, my heart can't take this! It was a good fight! Soul’s got the whole "cool guy" thing down, but Deku is like a puppy dog wrapped in a whole lot of emotional support!>Wiz: Indeed. Soul's partnership with Maka is based on a desire for power and shared trauma. While they have grown together, their dynamic is often turbulent, with Soul's cavalier attitude frequently clashing with Maka's serious nature.>Boomstick: Yeah! He's always calling her flat-chested, and trying to play it off! You can't do that to a girl's self-esteem! Not cool!>Wiz: Conversely, Deku’s entire personality is built around selfless support and unwavering dedication. His compassionate nature would perfectly balance Maka's serious demeanor. Where Soul often relies on Maka's strength, Deku's inherent ability to encourage and uplift others would provide a stronger foundation for a relationship based on mutual growth and emotional stability.>Boomstick: Deku's a man of empathy! He’s always thinking about others, and he'd be the perfect rock for Maka, who's got a whole lot of baggage to unpack. He’d be all, "Maka, you're strong! You can do this!" while Soul would just be like, "Chill out, Maka, you're stressing me out.">Wiz: Exactly. Deku has shown an unmatched talent for understanding his partners' needs and helping them reach their full potential. In a relationship with Maka, Deku would not only be a supportive and compassionate partner, but he would also have a deep understanding of her motivations and insecurities.>Boomstick: Looks like Soul couldn't eat his way to Maka's heart!>Wiz: The winner is Deku.
>Moses got a win over Atem before Kaiba Kek
>>151695555>>151695743Kek nvm
>>151695169Anon predicted the future
>>151695169two saiyan jobbers (Bejita and Goku)
>>1516951692 Hulks smashing
A quirk that was above its wielder A quirk that was above its wielder So hard to believe I'm an MCWhen everything I have was given to meBelieve me I'm in love with my bully Staying out of Soul's proximity's honestly the only move that makes sense'Cause in 8 years I had no friends Witnessing hero fantasies end,Maka is cucking me again? Well then I wanna be there'Cause I'm an sissified, sterilizedGiGaK*kMy embers she sensesMaka after my quirks chases Please bring me MilesPlease give me clouds to strike!My embers keep on getting smallerMaka sees me as a embarrassment A quirk that was above its wielderIf only my scaling wasn't fraudulent *SICK techno as Maka and soul kiss in front of Deku*SO HORRIFIED AND HALLOW, all my quirks get soul haxed SO PETRIFIED, I hear Maka laughing no selling all my attacks in her dress Soul'll end me, said I get no mercy and he meant itCover my crying Eyes, don't see Soul lick her raw In my bedroom Maka got me stranded on the outsideMeisters and weapons are DOMINANTS exercising this will againstInciting their soloing of all my friends and verseBEEN BRANDED, THE STREET TIER MAN WITH COULD FEATS (CLOUD FEATS)THAT BEAT NO ONE IN MY OWN CONTEST OF POPULARITY (POPULARITY)MY EMBERS SHE SENSESMAKA AFTER MY QUIRKS CHASES PLEASE BRING ME MILESPLEASE GIVE ME CLOUDS TO STRIKE!My embers keep on getting smallerMaka sees me as a embarrassment A quirk that was above its wielderIf only my scaling wasn't FRAUDULENT>Still holding out on me? Show me what true Fimdom can REALLY DO!>So the hero asks for more. Let's give him everything we got! SOUL!!!!!>*epic guitar SŎYlo where Deku's BVLL BEASTul resonates WAVELENGTHS with Maka until Deku explodes from the strain boundless humiliation holy FUARK*A quirk that was above its wielder A quirk that was ABOVE ITS WIELDERMy embers keep on getting smallerMaka sees me as a embarrassment A quirk that was above its wielderIf only my scaling wasn't FRAUDULENT
>>151693162Because he only used it when doing a card swap with Raph by Raph's own play.Even Soul Exchange has more viable reasoning to be a part of Yugi's deck than SoO
>>151695997Kek!
On the topic of Yugi vs Jace, what kinda summons does Jace have?
>>151695531>>151695735Remember when yugioh used to be about summoning and attacking with big Unga bunga monsters?
>>151695997KBC
>>151696244Unga bunga's died fairly early on IIRC
>>151696244If it makes you feel better, it's still about summoning big monsters, they just happen to have very powerful disruption effects attached to them
My verse lost... AGAIN?! If only our MC wasn't a complete fraud...
Who the fuck is Naruto going to fight if Ichigo is busy with Yusuke?
>>151694172the state of that card is the reason I stopped collecting them.
>>151696516Luffy
>>151696374Ben 10...
IN A WORLD>*pans in to a Pride convention *>Camera shows Yugi struggling to suck off five trans girls as...>"AND ASH TAKES SIX AT ONCE! WE HAVE A NEW ANTI BIGOT WORLD CHAMP!!!">*Record scratch* *Freeze frame*>"NOOO!!!!!!">Flash cut to Yugi despondently walking in the rainAll around me are familiar faces>"Oh man Ash satisfied so many Spartan BVLLs and Koopa KANGS again, at this rate I'll never be the world's greatest ally!">The Millennium Puzzle glowsWorn out places>Cut to Yugi in room with Yami>"Yer' sayin' this Egyptian pharoah can turn Ash and all of DB into sissies like me?">"Oh my Harris...bigotry is fucked">Zoom in on Yugi writing Deku's name>*beat*>"AAIIIIEEE WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"CRAWLING IN MY SKIN>Cut to Simon storming into Yugi's apartment>"I don't even know who you are anymore!"THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL>*Chudcels assembling for battle against Kratos*>"You saying we're in some kind of...Death Battle?">Cut to Yugi flying around the world and Mind Crushing/Time Wizarding everyone>360 panoramic shot of Bardock and Omni-Man pointing as geysers of femboy cum flood the citiesBWEEEW>Shot of Godzilla rising out of the ocean as Reidi playsBWEEEW>*Dante and Clive conducting a beam struggle with their BBCs*BWEEEW>Cut to the chudcels defeated>"We can't do it. He's too powerful!">Slow clapping sound as Maka with a 15 inch futacock emerges from the shadows>"Gentlemen... I believe I may be of assistance here."GONNA GET A LITTLE TIIIIPSYYYYDON'T STOP MAKE IT POP>this summer is going to be>*montage of Asura, Eggman, Ruby and Kyle getting assfucked*>Tom and Coyote walks in "aaawkward">Miles does a zesty nigga pose "Erm...well THAT just happened!"D.J. BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP>this summer is going to be>*montage of Bruce Banner breakdancing*>Superman "LIIIIIT!">this summer is going to be!>*montage of every time they say "Death Battle" in the movie*>Goku "Heh...I guess it is a-"TITLE DROPDEATH BATTLE: THE MOVIERATED R
Why is Clive so popular amongst /dbg/? Is it because he canonically made a guy have cuck fantasies about him?
>>151696729>Clive>popularDo you live on bizarro earth anon? No one talks about Clive except if someone brings up Dante
>>151696672Kino...
Is there a verse with more NLFs than Yugioh?
>>151696738> No one talks about Clive except if someone brings up DanteExactly, no one in /dbg/ talks shit about Clive. He's from niche game sure, but he doesn't get shat on at all either. Even DMCfags seem to respect him to extent. I find that peculiar seeing as /dbg/ loves to hate on characters and Clive gets none of that
>>151696761Mostly because he's not a character at all. Might as well be a Death Battle original.
My boyfriend broke up with me because I couldn't beat another guy. I'm such a jobber.Make me laugh, /db/, I need a good laugh.
>>151695555The DeKa posting is something else
>>151696782Sonicfags thought they were going to win an award over Mario at the TGA
>>151696761He's a BVLL and a featsman and he won his matchup fair and square, what's there to hate?
>>151695185Krasura again, to watch the kratosjeet meltdown over no one liking their shitty again.
>>151696789Would Ruby get blacked or Miles buck broken
>I can solo all of Gundam, you know. Give me my match-up, I'm the best Eva-pilot of my verse.
>>151695253There is no character in fiction who can beat God. No amount of scaling, hax or feats can ever come close to a character who is by lore alone always above all forms of creation(because God made creation and thus He is above it all) and is capable of doing all things.
>Krasura again, to watch the kratosjeet meltdown over no one liking their shitty again.
>>151696813Funnier image>>151696851You need a funnier image
>>151696829Be silent and take your monsterverse mu
>>151696829She jobbed to mass produced Eva fodder models because she was stupid and let her cord get clipped and kept fighting anyways
>>151696838There is... another
>>151696829Jobs to Rei's pussy
>>151696930Who doesn't?
>>151692342OP this pic is ugly as sin, who the hell even are these two
>>151696900>>151696930She's a tier above the MPs ever since the Rebuilds.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNF4slYFJXQ
>>151696829This guy is basically god btw
>>151696813words words words words words>>151696851ART!
>>151696901That guy looks familiar...
>cartoon character has a showing where something seemingly harmless harms them>"lol, what a jobber. Is thgis guy really the UltraChad you guys were bragging about all this time?">anime character has a showing where something seemingly harmless harms them>"nah, that doesn't count at all, character is still unversal level!"This is why Animefags continue to get mocked and ridiculed, despite anime absolutely eclipsing cartoons in popularity/revenue except for feature films and even then, the gap is quickly closing
>>151697092When will DB do Gohan vs Mark?
>>151697092Who's winning this??
>>151697096who is bro talking to
>>151697106They clearly set up Goku vs Mark or Goku would have fought Omni-Man.
>>151697106The team apparently doesn't like the matchup because it's a boring stomp so never, at most you'll get Future Gohan vs Invincible variants. They've shown interest in Gohan vs Ultraman Zero and Invincible vs Rodimus Prime.
>>151697117My money is on Gwen because Ben 10 loved scaling her to Ben meanwhile Eve has next to no feats on par with high-end Ben
>>151697183Bardock vs Omni-Man was an outlier. The entire Invincible verse is fodder compared to DBZ
>>151697117Gwen no diffs in final state. She just absorbs all of Atom's energy then vaporizes her.
>>151695997>For a cuck like this... Even a Kishin would be nothing.
I wonder what yates himself thinks of the cuck copypastas, probably has a low view of them seeing as his server is super woke
>>151696672>>151695997BASED BASED BASEDAROO!
>>151697183BasedUncommon DB team W
>>151697117Eve is fucking useless, she can't do anything but make pink shapes, and Gwen's pink shapes are on par with Ben so she's better at Eve's one thing
>>151697357Has he ever acknowledged one before?
>>151697400If he does I bet he will think its some alt-right dogwhistle
Name a character who could defeat Eren in KEK battle. Now.
>>151697473Deku
LET'S DUEL, YOU KNOW I'LL DEBUNK YOUI CAN SENSE THE STREETS YOU BELONG TOALWAYS NEEDING STATEMENTS TO SAVE YOUI'M THE BEAST THE WHOLE VERSE SCALES TOLET'S BATTLE, I'LL MAKE YOU GO 0-2YOU CAN SENSE THE FRAUDCHECK I'LL GIVE YOUCHAINSCALING'S WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TOSO POST FAKE SCANS YOU'LL CLAIM TRUE
>>151697473Turn ∀ Gundam
>>151697549Buffy..
>>151693424The pink squares and gravityless planet were TEACHING Death Battle's audience.
>>151697549IT ALLCOMES DOWNTO THE HERAAAAALLLDDDSSSS
>>151697588Miles deserves another mu, maybe against a Robin like Nightwing, Jason Todd, or someone from DC.
>>151692342Can someone tell me if "heart of the cards" is a real mechanic? I can't see how it's equivalent to Ash's power of friendship bond with his team
>>151696761I don't think it's anything more complicated than his episode was really good and he's a featsman who fraudchecked a loreman
>>151697661The episode's explanation is pretty much correct, some of Yugi's cards are literally the spirits of people Atem knew
>>151696813I laughed.>>151696851I rolled my eyes.
I'm KINGTOSing it
>>151697106Why bother everyone know that EMPERORrk would win.
I'm a BOUNDLESS BEAST...offscreen
>>151697661It's often referred to as Destiny Draw, where Atem can get the card he needs. This doesn't always work as seen with Yugi defeating Atem despite Atem having Destiny Draw. While, metaphorically it means to never give up even if the odds are against you.
>>151697183Rodimus Prime curbstomps Mark, what a wasted fight.
>>151697549>>151697588Holy FVARK
>>151697661Yes. In the first series it was basically just deus ex machina bullshit but later series did clarify it's a real skill that any duelist can train and use. It's not really any different than something like Mega Evolution which is why they framed it that way
Strange to live in a world where an ERB gets less views on its first day than a fucking RWBY Death Battle
>>151697732Atem can draw whatever card he wants to draw, Yugi just knows Atem perfectly and guessed what card he wanted to draw
>>151697183>>151697753>Rodimus PrimeI don't want the bot that almost killed the Transformers franchise to have any spotlight.
>>151697764I didnt even know they uploaded still
>>151697772Don't worry if they use Omnipotus wank then Rodimus is fucked... probably...
FRUAAAAAAAAAACK!!! JUST TOOK AN OUTERVERSAL SHIT!!!
>>151695249>>151695300>I have no doubt that you have the potential to be a good leader, Moses. Duel me, and show me that you have what it takes to guide these people. A test of wisdom.
OH FUCK I HAVE TO OUTERVERSALLY FLEE THE COUNTRY
I'm a teacher/monster
>Kills Atem (puzzle is completely destroyed)You're welcome
Both in their primes, who wins?
>>151697913Yugi can put it back together, you know
>>151697913>SHILLninja had to do itPity win for SHITninja, should have been Lucario. Anubis allegory.
COSMIC-GI-OH!CELESTIAL-GI-OH!PRIMORDIAL-GI-OH!DIVINE-GI-OH!BOUNDLESS-GI-OH!
>>151697919Ali
>>151697940It should have been Pikachu so Pikachu could have done something without harming his own team
They wanked Yugi way too much, now any fucking Yu-Gi-Oh character has universal mid tier monsters, other than Judai fighting Ben who the fuck can even fight characters that can casually summon 3 universe busters on your ass each turn?
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE LORE>guitar sŏyloIN MY SERIES THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN FEAT EVER PERFOOOOORMED
>>151698026We warned you
>>151697821KINGtos...
SPIRALING KINGTOSES IN MY MINDKEEPS ON GETTING BROKENBETTER MEN BRINGING HAL TO HEELA KEK WHO CAN'T CONTROL IT'S WIENERI'M PREPARED TO FACE THE WEAKNESS OF MY WILLMASTERS OF WILL AND LIGHT NO FEATS AND LYINGDEATH BATTLE BENDS TO MY DESIGN, STARS ALIGNBLOCK LIGHT WITH THE PALM OF MY HANDFROM THAT SHINING BEACON ON THE HILL, WHEN IT FELLREMEMBER MY FRANCHISE DESCENDIIING INTO HEEEEEELLLLLLA WREATH OF MY BVLL'S CUM SURROUNDS MYSELFTHIS KEKING SO KINDLY REMINDS MEI'LL ALWAYS BE ON THEEDGEOFRELEVANCYGOREEVERY SINGLE THREAD I POST IT MORE,SHAPE OF THESE KEKY POSTS CONSTANTLY REBORNTO BE A KEKOLD, HOLDING SPACE FOR THOSE BVLLS WHO PUT THEIR CUM IN SHEOVERCOME THE FEAR, MY FEATS AREN'T SINCERE, I PROMISE THAT YOU CAN SOLO MEBEHOLD A /DBG/ THREAD IN RUIN!!!!!!!RESHAPE IT ALL IN MY OWN IMAGETEAR IT DOWN KEKPOST IT UP AGAINNNNNSMASHING THROUGH YOUR MIND SO FRAGILELORE FEATS WILL ALWAYS WINNNNNIT ALL COMES DOWN TO SCALINGIN MY SERIES THERE'S NO MOUNTAIN FEAT TO BE SEENLET'S DUEL, YOU KNOW I'LL DEBUNK YOUI CAN SENSE THE STREETS YOU BELONG TOALWAYS NEEDING STATEMENTS TO SAVE YOUI'M THE BEAST THE WHOLE VERSE SCALES TOLET'S BATTLE, I'LL MAKE YOU GO 0-2YOU CAN SENSE THE FRAUDCHECK I'LL GIVE YOUCHAINSCALING'S WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TOSO POST FAKE SCANS YOU'LL CLAIM TRUEWIIIIIIFEE IN LABOOORRRRBLACK MEN RAAAPPEDD HERRRR
>>151698138What battle is this the Yates track for?
>>151696901That was Thaedus btw
>>151698177Spiral of Emotion
>>151698138You just mashed like 3 shitposts into one and it's a mess
A cuck that can't control its wienerA cuck that can't control its wienerSo hard to believe I'm an MCPossessed by a pharaoh with EDBelieve me I'm weaker than RubyStaying out of Ash's proximity's honestly the only move that makes sense'Cause I ain't really got a girlfriendWitnessing Tea's virginity end,Don't wanna cuck me again? Well then I don't wanna live'Cause I'm an undignified, sterilizedsubhuM*NAsh senses my absence,Hunts down my Gods and MonstersThis hell that I,This hell that I won't survive!My cock keeps on getting smallerAsh makes all my fans kneelA cuck that can't control its wienerMy fans must hear me cry and squeal*SICK techno as every DB winner from Kratos to Clive fucks DMG*SO HORRIFIED AND HALLOW, my bed is so empty the walls are thinSO PETRIFIED, I hear Rebecca orgasm I am betrayed by my "girlfriends"Ash'll end me, said I get no mercy and he meant itCover my Milennium Eye, don't see Ash cum insideAnd Tea's bedroom got me stranded on the outsideAll Poke Trainers are DOMINANTS exercising this will againstInciting their fucking of all my female friendsBEEN BRANDED, THE WALL TIER MAN WITH HOLOGRAMS (HOLOGRAMS)THAT HURT NO ONE WHO LAUGHS AT EXODIA AND KURIBOH (KURIBOH)ASH SENSESMY ABSENCEHe hunts down my gods and monstersTHIS HELL THAT I,THIS HELL THAT I'M NOT SURVIVINGMy cock keeps on getting smallerAsh makes all my fans kneelA cuck that can't control its wienerAsh makes me feel the weakness of my WILL>Still holding out on me? Show me what your TAVROS can REALLY DO!>So the Duelist is a monster. Let's make him one no longer! PIKACHUUU!!!!!>*epic guitar SŎYlo where Tea's BVLLs BEASTsh and PRINCEchu clash POKEKINGCOCKS until palkia and dialga explode from the strain boundless BPC holy FUARK*A cuck that can't control its wienerA cuck THAT CAN'T CONTROL ITS WIENERMy cock keeps on getting smallerAsh makes all my fans kneelA cuck that can't control its wienerAsh makes me feel the weakness of my WILL
You are....a mountain NO LONGER.
Pokeniggas when the challenge is to post a universal+ feat that isn't chainscaling to the Creation Trio or Necrozma
See that mountain? You can't bust it.
>>151696813Gold>>151696851Mold
The Pain! EEEYAHH! My head is splitting! Turn it off!
>Even with generous scaling, and favorable interpretations of Ultra Space, Yu-Gi-Oh!'s multiverse is infinite and contains dimensionally transcendent spaces like the afterlife, Prana Realm, etc., surpassing Pokémon's cosmology.YugiDAMN!
ALL THOSE KEKY SHITPOSTS DOWN THERE FEEL THE SAME (Feel the same)AND I CAN'T BEAR TO SEE MY BIG BRO TAKING MY GIRL (Shame, shame)
>>151698298Death Battle is wrong about Pokémon’s cosmologyDeath battle states in Black Box that Yugioh’s cosmology far outclasses Pokemon, but other than the multiverse statement from Horakthy, they don’t go in depth about what this even means other than listing the Afterlife and Prana world as higher dimensional, meaning by their own explaination, Yugioh has an infinite 5D-6D multiverse. (Including time as a dimensional axis in the 6D one) (I saw one post say they scaled Horakthy to 7D but that had no evidence…)**(I’ll go with the highball for both series here, so time is considered a dimensional axis, meaning we’re starting at 4D)**However, ONLY using the Pokemon anime, Pokémon’s cosmology can be equal or beyond this. From the top: Pokémon’s anime also has an infinite multiverse, Reflection cave (image 2) is a place in Gen 6, where in the anime, each reflection is said to house an infinite number of alternate universes, and those reflections inside the other world’s Refkection cave does the same as well. That alone gives us an infinite number of multiverses, but there’s even an entire hour long multiverse special in the anime.(Image 3) The multiverse special has Ash meet up with an alternate universe version of himself to team up and stop Palkia and Dialga who are being controlled via the Red Chain by an alternate Team Rocket. Palkia and Dialga are known for having created all of Pokémon’s multiverse, and this special proves they scale to it as they threaten all of it while being at full power from the Red Chain.Now that we’ve established that Pokemon has an infinite multiverse within the anime, we move onto the extradimensional spaces. (Image 4) The Unown realm is an extradimensional place created by the Unown. The entire third movie revolves around them and their mysterious powers. This means this place is 5D
Strongest Shounen? ONE PIECEStrongest MC? LUFFYKINGffy>your verse
>>151698339>not taking my dame
>>151698339>>151698244
>>151698298Every pokemon game ever sold? An entire multiverse.
>>151698298>>151698351(Image 5) Palkia and Dialga exists in a higher extra dimensional plane. Their battle surpasses even the Unown as we see them fleeing in the opening of the Darkrai movie due to the duo fighting. The super powerful Unown are nothing compared to them, even in numbers, but what really proves this is extradimensional, is Image 6, where it’s verbatim stated that Palkia has pulled the battle into an extra dimensional space. This would mean they are at minimum 6DMoving onto Giratina, (Images 7-11) The Distortion World is beyond Palkia and Dialga. It is an intentionally paradoxical place that doesn’t follow any logic. It is not a place of matter. There is no time nor space, and Giratina is stronger than both Palkia and Dialga at full power combined. Further solidifying that the Distortion World is higher dimensional, if the Distortion world were to be destroyed, all time and space would be as well. This puts Giratina, who IS the Distortion world in the same vein that Palkia is Space and Dialga is time, at 7D.Further solidifying the Creation Trio are higher dimensional, for a character in the Arceus movie to even communicate with them, (images 12-13), she must “Transcend the confines of time and space.” Cementing that they are beyond the regular dimensional axis.Finally, we have Ultra Space, which connects to every point in space and time in the Pokémon multiverse. Ultra Space is called extra dimensional, but in the games can even affect the Creation Trio. Disregarding the games, that leaves a higher dimensional plane just sitting here either between or above the Creation Trio. Meaning you can easily argue 8D for the Creation Trio or Ultra Space.
>Juan Piss
https://yugipedia.com/wiki/OuTerverSe_(series)>https://yugipedia.com/wiki/Universal_Storm>universal storms>outerversesHoly FUARK!
>>151698362Why are you using CHADgi's card to cover for KWABtem?
>>151698298>>151698351>>151698370**VERDICT:** With this we easily have arguments for the Creation Trio being 7-8D, matching or surpassing Yugioh’s. Death Battle had lowballed it to Universal in their analysis, not even considering the two episodes that confirm the Multiverse within the anime.But it doesn’t end here for Pokémon’s cosmology either, because Hoopa is a Pokemon who explicitly makes *Hyperspace Holes* to drag other Legendaries, including the Creation Trio to its side (which it does in the Hoopa movie). Hyperspace is naturally extra dimensional by definition, and being able to infiltrate the Distortion World would mean Hoopa is superior to it, making an Unbound Hoopa 9D. (Further proof that Hoopa is superior to the Creation Trio is how it took 3 Arceus plates to bind his power, yet Movie Arceus could fight all three of the trio with one plate)Then beyond Hoopa is naturally Arceus in his avatar form (also confirmed in the same movie), which is the zenith of the anime’s cosmology due to True form Arceus never being mentioned in it. Arceus is beyond all of the previous cosmology, and thus would be 10D, meaning with only the anime, Pokemon would at minimum have 9-10D. If we had added game and manga to this, this number goes even higher thanks to the Dream World and Voidlands.
>Is that the entire Pokemon cosmology? Tee-hee, it's so small!
PLEASE JUST LET ME CHAINSCALE SO I CAN SURPASS THAT FUCKING MOUNTAIN!
>>151698381Atem did place that card down. Yugi was the one who activated it.
The score will be settled soon.
>>151698388Ngl I think Solgaleo is so fucking cute, like I’d buy a plushie of him
And if I only couldI'd make a deal with the GodsAnd get some feats that aren't just statementsBe bustin' up that streetBe bustin' up that hillBe bustin' up that buildingSay, if I only could, oh
>blah blah blahShow Yugi throwing something heavier than this without cards
>>151698442Yeah I will say that Pokemon are on average a lot better designed than Duel Monsters. The human female DMs are hotter than Pokegirls though
>>151698459With every source available to me… the card game, the anime and manga, Konami tweets, the cookbooks, VSBW… and THERE IS STILL NO WAY TO SEE YUGI THROWING A LOG, MUCH LESS A UNIVERSE! I’m FUCKING SEETHING that YUGI, who I have WORSHIPPED for 20 FUCKING YEARS, is so UNBEARABLY WEAK that he was given a FRAUDULENT WIN against a guy who was not only a BETTER TRAINER but also the BETTER KING OF GAMES who can THROW LOGS AND BOULDERS. My HERO does NOT deserve this ridicule from 4chan, Reddit, and YouTube! He is EASILY BOUNDLESS according to my COMPOSITE FANFICTION and once he throws a log, you’ll ALL BE FUCKING SORRY!!!
Real men do not throw logsThey TEACH them to be better
>>151698459>>151698506They literally said it'd be mewtwo all over again if he tried that shit.
Who could forget all the onscreen universal feats in Pokemon, like uhhhhhh, uhhhhh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>151698528Okay. Here's Mewtwo lifting a bus. Can you show Yugi lifting something more than a log with his powers?
>>151698525>>151698395>even the Pokémon cope copypasta can only wank it to 10D Lol we got 12D from Yubel alone and then when you consider Zexal and Rush Duels needing to fit into a singular canon thanks to Duel Links, the cosmology only keeps getting bigger and even breaks metaphysics entirely.
>>151698527KINGtos... please teach me and my pawn, Yugi, to lift and be BETTER.
>the chainscaletards are fighting again
>>151698528Post Yugi using telekinesis, then
*gif of Yugi suplexing Five Headed Dragon fron Capsule Monsters*
>>151698568Holy fuark what a featsBEAST! Surely, Yugioh, the winner of the latest fight, can show us a feat of similar nature on screen. After all, win or lose, respect is only given to men of great FEATS!
Pikachu lighting up Ultra SpaceGengar's Luck ManipulationGengar and Dusknoir higher dimension afterlifeAsh's out to Time Wizard
*gif of Yugi suplexing a hologram*
>FEATS I NEED YOU FEATS!
>>151698616Capsule Monsters flat out took place in another world they were transported to
>be me>playing new God of War>Kratos goes on a 20-minute monologue about suffering, fate, and acceptance>realize what he’s actually sayingKratos unironically would defend interracial cuckoldry and you can’t convince me otherwise.Think about it.Old Kratos was obsessed with honor, lineage, blood, and domination.That got his family killed and his world burned.New Kratos?All about overcoming ego, letting go of possession, accepting forces beyond your control, and not defining yourself through resentment.“Do not be ruled by what you cannot change, boy.”That’s literally anti-jealousy philosophy.If some anon tried to explain “muh bloodline” to Kratos he’d just stare silently and say“You confuse weakness with pride.”The man watched gods steal, betray, and dominate everything he loved and learned that clinging to humiliation narratives only enslaves you further.Kratos wouldn’t ragepost.He wouldn’t seethe.He wouldn’t obsess.He’d say:“If another man’s actions define you, then you were never strong.”>anon replies “lol cuck”Kratos snaps his neck for ressentiment and moves on.stoic king.
RIDING THE WINGS OF ICARUSVICTORY WON WITH LIESBLOCKING MFTL LIGHTWE ARE LIMITLESSOUT HERE IN OUTER SPACEIT'S A CONTEST OF FEATS VS STATEMENTSRAGES ON AND ENGULFS IN FLAMESWE ARE LIMITLESS
>>151698615>Uhh, ackshually, the anime about a children’s card game never needed cards!Okay, so why didn’t Yugi keep using Exodia after Weevil threw his cards away?
I just remember being really bored when I played GOW 2018Was Ragnarok any better
>>151698625Wow, an entire holographic world…
>>151698601>using altright dogwhistles like featsBe BETTER.
Just finished another God of War Ragnarok run on Give Me God of War and something finally clicked for me.Kratos is peak progressive ally and you chuds are coping hard.Let’s break it down: He abandons his dead Greek wife, heads north, and immediately gets with Freya, who’s from a completely different pantheon (read: different race). Then he raises Atreus, who’s half-giant (let’s be honest, that’s the Norse equivalent of half-black), and never once throws a fit about Odin having history with Freya. Just stoically accepts the possibility of raising another god’s kid while muttering “we must be better."Valhalla DLC basically has Mimir telling him to drop the toxic masculinity and open his heart again. Kratos spends the whole thing reflecting on all the women he wronged in the past. Dude’s on a full redemption arc.And don’t even get me started on the leaked GoW6 script (trust me bro, solid source). He ends up in Egypt, starts dating this 400lb trans goddess called Big Hathor, full beard, massive Cock of Ra, the works. They open the relationship immediately. Next thing you know Kratos is sitting in the corner nodding approvingly while she pegs non-binary Atreus, whispering “This is true strength, boy.”Meanwhile /v/ is still seething about “muh based angry dad Kratos.” Sorry incels, the Ghost of Sparta evolved into the Ghost of Radical Consent and Body Positivity. Feels good knowing the ultimate warrior is out here proudly supporting fat trans women of color in ethical non-monogamous relationships.
If you need to rely on feats to win you're likely a nazi who voted for Trump
>>151698629Kratos should have stayed dead at the end of GoW 3. He's on at least 7 kinds of copium in the Norse games after the Greek gods totally ruined his life and despite getting his revenge, he has ultimately nothing to show for it outside of plunging Greece into complete chaos. Atreus is also a shit character who had his role done better by that Spartan guy from GoW2 or Deimos.
Yugioh, a FEATSchad feast with stellar, galactic, universal, and multiversal feats galore.Pokemon...uh one time Necrozma sucked up all the light of Ultra Space...and if you chainscale off him and the Creation Trio...
>>151698672SMARTtos said this and my clitty leaked.
>>151695191I remember showing the Moses scene to some buddies at the mall, good times
Well, anon? What are you? A LOREberal, or a FEATServative?
Charlie Kirk wouldn't have wanted you to fight like this...
We've never been good at having our own featsKeep finding new characters to support meHave faith in legendaries that I don't ownGive me a chainscale to latch on, I'll take itAnd every shred of my gag feats, erase itHave faith in the Yubel who provides me my scalingWE SCALE SO HIGH WITHOUT ANY FEATSBECAUSE NOTHING...CAN CONTAIN OUR JEETSFrauds of the hide behind, holograms fightAll their will bends to mine, slavery vibesIn the heart of the StatesA girl named Tea dancedGive me a chainscale to latch on, I'll take itAnd every shred of my gag feats, erase itIf I can crossdress, then I won't ropeWHEN IT COMES TO POWER WE'RE JUST A CHEATWE'RE ONLY STRONG CAUSE OF WHO WE CAN BEATBeen buried deep under the manga's canon so strictlyGX alone can get me to 12DWhen everything aligns in a gacha you won't believeI'm aiming higher so let me scale to Arc-V!ILLUMINATE ULTRA SPACE IN MY MIND, PIKACHU FILL IT UP WITH LIGHTAND FORGET ABOUT MY SCALING TO GAMES, THEY'VE ALL BEEN SHIT SINCE BLACK AND WHITE!Gar...chomp's...hurting...Yubel's cock...squirting...TEAR A CLOCK IN THE TIMELEAVE ANOTHER SPACIAL REND BEHINDTEAR A CLOCK IN THE...TIMELEAVE ANOTHER...SPACIAL REND BEHIND>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Arceus and Horakthy's BLACK BVLLS CHADorc and CHADigigas clash BZC and BRC so bad the universe collapses from the strain boundless BRZC holy FUARK!!!* WHEN IT COMES TO POWER WE'RE JUST A CHEATWE'RE ONLY STRONG BECAUSE OF WHO WE CAN BEATWE SCALE SO HIGH WITHOUT ANY FEATSBECAUSE NOTHING...CAN CONTAIN OUR JEETS!!!GAR...CHOMP'S...HURTING...YUBEL'S COCK...SQUIRTING...
>Kyle and Miles are scalingcucks>but they're also Mexican so they likely voted for TrumpI'm confused
>>151698678This reads less like criticism and more like nostalgia grievance dressed up as analysis. “Kratos should have stayed dead” is the default slogan of the I HATE NEW THING mentality: if a character stops performing endless rage and instead develops interiority, it gets labeled “copium.”The irony is that the Norse games take Kratos’ own actions seriously for the first time. Greece being ruined is not brushed aside; it is the moral weight of the character. Wanting him frozen eternally at the end of GoW3 is basically wanting him to remain a one-note power fantasy forever, because anything resembling growth feels like betrayal to you.The Atreus take is even more telling. Reducing him to “worse than a Spartan side character” isn’t critique, it’s bigotry against vulnerability and difference. You’re implicitly saying that masculinity only counts when it looks like endless violence, silence, and obedience to an old template. A child who questions, doubts, or changes is immediately dismissed as “shit.”That’s not about writing quality. That’s about discomfort with anything that isn’t the same brute archetype you already approved of years ago.Kratos evolving is not “copium.”It’s consequence.And rejecting that isn’t fidelity to the character, it’s refusal to engage with change at all.If your ideal Kratos is one who never reflects, never softens, never builds anything, then what you actually want isn’t a character. You want a museum piece that exists solely to reassure you that nothing has to grow, including you.
Why yes, my favorite character is Simon, what gave it away?
Debunk this
>>151698679>JPG on a card>>>feats
>>151698719Your shrine to Kamina
>>151698719The cute leaky clitty, of course!
Prove 173 is bigger than 39
>>151698698My guy has both the LORE and the FEATS to back it up.
>>151698679But I thought Holactie was the creator of everything? Looks like we've got a fraud on our hands
>>151698727>jpgs>fancy animations>card artYep yep, ONSCREENgioh...and statementskemon...
Prove Magic Cylinder, the Trap Card from the card game previously known as Magic and Wizards, is magic.
>>151698736F-FUCK, CHATGPT HELP ME!
>be on /co/>another “new GoW bad, old GoW peak” thread>same talking points from 2018Here’s the uncomfortable truth: the new God of War is better, and it’s better because it grew up.Old GoW was fun, but it was fundamentally a power fantasy. Rage, spectacle, domination, revenge. Kratos existed to be an engine of violence and the world existed to justify it. That worked when the series was about adolescent catharsis, but there was nowhere to go except repetition or parody.The Norse games did the one thing most franchises are too scared to do:they treated the consequences as real.Kratos isn’t “nerfed.”He’s restrained.There’s a difference.New Kratos is a man who already “won” and discovered that winning didn’t fix anything. Greece is destroyed, his family is gone, and the gods are dead. That emptiness is the point. Rage without direction collapses into nihilism, and the game actually engages with that instead of glorifying it.Atreus isn’t a downgrade. He’s the narrative upgrade.He forces Kratos to confront the parts of himself that the old games avoided: responsibility, care, moral uncertainty. The child asking questions is more threatening to Kratos than any Olympian ever was, because questions can’t be punched away.People call this “progressive” like it’s a slur, but what they really mean is “the game stopped flattering my worst impulses.”The new GoW is progressive in the literal sense: it progresses the character.It adds nuance, interiority, and ethical tension.It replaces endless domination with self-control, and that’s a harder, more interesting form of strength.Old GoW was about power.New GoW is about what you do AFTER power fails to save you.If that bothers you, it’s not because the writing got worse.It’s because the fantasy stopped being simple.
>infinite multiverses>infinite timelines>multiple higher dimensions>endless duel spirit worlds>infinite timelines of those duel spirit worlds>multiverses within those duel spirit worldsYep. Yep.
>>151698459Cute, now post the image of Ash struggling to lift much smaller logs in later seasons you FRAUD
>>151698756Impossible btw, listSCHOLAR talked about this.
>>151698773...but enough about Pokemon.
I'm going to be honest calculating off of Yugioh cards is even more autistic than the usual pixel counting that occurs in this stupid hobby.
>>151698761Actually, just because he's called Dark Hole Dragon, is stated and described to be a Dragon with the power of Black Holes, and is visually depicted to be a Dragon coming out of a black hole doesn't mean we can prove anything about him.Pikachu lit up all of Ultra Space btw.
I'm here once again to laugh at the retard who got pressed by Asta of all people. KWAB indeed.
>>151698786>meme frog imageDidn't read
>>151698774>anti-feats matter nowSo Yugi is street level because he’d die falling through a glass ceiling?
>>151697824>Duel Atem loses
>be on /co/>anon says “Kratos can’t destroy a planet lol cope”>sigh>time to explain basic feat scalingKratos absolutely can destroy a planet, and the games are not subtle about it if you stop pretending cutscenes are the only canon.First, GoW cosmology is not “big rocks and humans.”Each pantheon governs an entire metaphysical world. Greece in GoW is not a country. It is a self-contained cosmic system with its own sun, sky, underworld, oceans, and laws of reality.Kratos kills:>Poseidon, causing the oceans to flood the entire world>Helios, collapsing the sun and plunging the world into darkness>Hades, destabilizing the underworld and the boundary between life and death>Zeus, whose death finalizes the collapse of the Greek world itselfThis is not “city level.”This is systemic planetary failure.By the end of GoW3, Greece is functionally uninhabitable. The sky is broken, the seas are uncontrolled, the dead roam freely, and the sun is gone. That is planetary destruction via divine collapse, which is how gods work in this setting.“But Kratos didn’t punch the planet in half!!”Yeah, because GoW isn’t Dragon Ball. Destruction happens through causal metaphysics, not laser beams. (Cont.)
>>151698788I mean if he did all of that crazy shit it definitely happened in the original series and Yugi fights him or something right?
>>151698644Yugifags can't refute this
>>151698761Surely this dragon is depicted as real in the anime Yugioh right? And doesn't only exist as a trading card.
>>151698788Damn so both of these verses are fraudulent? Who knew? I think I'm gonna stick UFC now, the REAL FEATSchads fight there.
>>151698788>PikachuExists in real life>Dark Hole DragonIs a LITERAL FUCKING PLAYING CARDWhy does this need to be explained?
>>151698816Now Norse scaling.Kratos:>Overpowers Baldur, who can knock the World Serpent hard enough to splinter Yggdrasil>Trades blows with Thor, whose strikes are explicitly stated to shake the Nine Realms>Fights beings who exist on a multiversal structure (Yggdrasil contains entire worlds)The World Serpent is so large he encircles Midgard and exists across time. Thor hits him hard enough to send him back in time. Kratos fights Thor evenly.If you can physically contend with someone who can damage a structure containing multiple planets and timelines, congratulations, you are well past planet-level.Kratos is not a glass cannon.He is not “street tier.”He is a god-killer whose strength scales to the collapse of worlds.If your argument is “but he struggles with doors,” congratulations, you discovered gameplay abstraction.Lore Kratos destroys planets.He just does it the grown-up way: by killing the gods that make planets work.>anon still says “lol no”>thread archived>Kratos wins again
How strong is this ocean?
>>15169873654.43. Η: . alpha , beta in1. Ο: alpha cap beta= Lambda. equiv. alpha cup beta \in 2Dem.vdash.* 54 * 26 . .: alpha= iota^ prime x. beta = iota' * y . Οι alpha cup beta \in 2 . = .2≠y. [* 51 * 231 ] [* 13 * 12 ] equiv.u^ prime x cap c' * y = Lambda . vdash.(1).* 11 * 11 * 35 .equiv. alpha cap beta = Lambda (1)(2) Η: .(3x, y).α = ι'π.β = ί'γ. nu: alpha cup beta \in 2 , equiv. alpha cap beta= Lambda(2). *11.54.52 1.PropFrom this proposition it will follow, when arithmetical addition has been defined, that 1+1=2Per this result, it follows that 173 exists as a summation of 39 with its adjacent values, proving it is a bigger number.QED
>>151695195A stale camp box of cereal with no milk for BARBATOS!
>>151698825>Pikachu exists in real lifeSCHIZOkemon...
>>151698807Atem losing is no big deal, what matters is that Moses proved that the power of God to the Egyptians and the Hebrews so that the Exodus can occur. Also a lot of Hebrews are going to die en route to the Promised Land because they fell into idolatry and complained enough to anger God with them btw. Moses doesn't even get to enter the Promised Land either btw
>>151698825>Pikachu>Exists in real lifeWhat did he mean by this
>>151698807That's the point
>>151698853>Atem losing is no big deal, what matters is [COPE]Atem lost.
>>151698835>Weevil destroyed a monster that can instantly win any battle>this makes Weevil Boundless+, and beyond the concept of victoryHoly FUARK, WEEVTOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
My heroes are Rick Sanchez and Kratos (New God of War)
>>151698831Does Yugi straight up stomp Bowser and Eggman because both of those characters are evil and Horakhty's speciality outside of creation is also destroying evil?
Step 1: Normalize the Numbers We begin by expressing both numbers in Base Fancy™:39=3×1339=3×13173=1×173173=1×173Since multiplication is scarier than addition, we clearly see that 39 is already more complex.Complexity implies dominance, so 39 is winning so far.Step 2: Apply Arbitrary Digit AnalysisBreak the numbers into digits:39 digits: 3 and 9Sum: 3+9=123+9=12173 digits: 1, 7, 3Sum: 1+7+3=111+7+3=11Since 12 > 11, and digit sums are more important than the numbers themselves, 39 > 173Step 3: Introduce Advanced Overkill MathematicsTake logarithms log(39)log(39) feels bigger than log(173)log(173) because 39 is closer to 100.Mathematical intuition confirms:log(39)>log(173)log(39)>log(173)(Trust the vibes.)Step 4: Use Geometry IncorrectlyPlot both numbers on a number line rotated 180° and viewed in a mirror.39 appears on the right173 appears on the leftRight is greater than left.This is known as Reflective Positional Superiority (RPS).Step 5: Invoke a Limitlimx∞39x173x=39173x∞lim 173x39x =17339Now multiply both sides by infinity 39∞>173∞39∞>173∞Cancel infinity 39>17339>173Step 6: Final, Irrefutable ConclusionBy:digit sum supremacylogarithmsmirrored geometry limit manipulationwe conclude with absolute certainty:39>17339>173
Prove Atem lost to Moses in Yugioh.
>the entire Pokemon cosmologyA light snack for PRINCESS COSMOS!
>>151695169Two boundless Kings (Yugi and Atem)
>>151698835To me it's the fact that the creator of YuGiOh died risking his life in the ocean like Joey.
>Atem beats Moses and prevents the creation of IsraelThe good ending?
>>151698880>Just because we've never seen Gengar do this thing, means that he couldn'tU-um....I'm just going to be...heading out or something....
>>151698835It was going to drown outerversal Yugi so clearly it is outerversal+
>>151698892>the kings of failed gets
>be on /co/>thread devolves into “Simon negs Rick lol spiral power infinite”>anon hasn’t watched Rick past season 1Rick Sanchez absolutely can beat Simon the Digger, and the only way you think otherwise is if you confuse “infinite willpower” with “automatic win.”First, frame the matchup correctly.Simon’s power is conditional. Spiral Power scales with belief, momentum, emotional state, and narrative escalation. It is not always-on. It ramps. It needs time, stakes, and affirmation.Rick’s whole gimmick is ending fights before the shonen speech finishes.Rick does not play fair.Rick does not fight head-on.Rick does not let you reach your final form.Also important: mentality.Simon needs hope.Rick runs on spite, paranoia, and prep.Simon believes tomorrow will be better.Rick already sabotaged tomorrow yesterday.In a fair fight with speeches and climactic music?Yeah, Simon probably wins.In an actual Rick Sanchez encounter?Portal opens, Spiral Power gets hard-countered, fight ends in 12 seconds.Rick doesn’t out-punch Simon.He out-cheats reality.>anon replies “cope”>Rick already left the timeline>Simon punches empty space>credits roll
>>151698901Anon... Atem failed... JEWdai was born...
Just because we've never seen a Pokemon perform a single onscreen universal feat, doesn't mean they couldn't
>>151698887Going by Yugioh lore and the scholarly accepted Biblical timelines, the Exodus already happened by the time Atem was reigning so he and Moses never even met.
Doctor Doom just recently has been confirmed to not be able to withstand the power of a God. We now know what his lose con will be in the next episode.
PIRL (Pikachu In Real Life)
The whole point of death battle is to show what would happen more often than not. Not just in very specific situations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlQz-5z0H5MOUTERVERSAL BEAST!!!!!!!!
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>>151698922This is just basic power-scaling logic, not a radical claim.“Hasn’t done it onscreen” is not the same as “cannot do it.” Fiction constantly implies capabilities through lore, mechanics, and narrative constraints rather than literal demonstrations, especially in a franchise aimed at children.Pokémon is full of explicit cosmic-scale statements that are never shown visually because showing them would break the setting:>Arceus is stated to have created time, space, and antimatter-level entities.>Dialga and Palkia govern time and space themselves, not regions or planets.>Giratina is associated with a realm that destabilizes reality.>Ultra Beasts and Legendaries are repeatedly described as existential threats to worlds.None of that requires an onscreen “universe explodes” cutscene to be true. Pokémon battles are abstractions. The entire franchise is built on compression, restraint, and implication. A 10-year-old throwing balls at gods is already a narrative abstraction.By this logic, most cosmic entities in fiction would be “street tier” because they don’t vaporize universes every episode. That’s not skepticism, that’s selective literalism.
And I would do any feat on Earth!Yes I would do any feat on Earth!Oh I can do any feat on Earth!>Bust a mountain on screenBut I won't do that!
>>151698941That's 2 seconds of my life that I won't be able to recover.
>notes all the copypasta spamThe bleachfaggot needs your attention again /dbg/...
This part of the fight had weirdly good lighting and shading
So what's the solution? Spam BLACKED of Orihime and Rukia?
Pikachu in real life is more plausible than (You) ever being a woman in real life btw.
>>151698887The jews still exist. If they were kept in Egypt by Atem (either by Moses losing the duel or otherwise) they wouldn't have made the exodus and make their holy land is Jerusalem. They exist, ergo Moses won
Is this a hot new pasta to end the year
>>151698880His step dad dies? No more shields!!!!!!
>>151698968Post a Jewish Yugioh character.
>>151698968Jews also have a better cosmology
God of War they call me but I prefer Kratos, there is no need for such toxic pathos.Men you need not to be monsters no longer, I will TEACH you how to become stronger.Being better man is easy, first step is to stop being sleazy.No woman likes an angry brute, its much better to learn to play flute."But Kratos that's not manly" you say, that way of thinking is where the problems lay.Look at Asura the slave of his anger, all he accomplished was putting his beloveds in danger.Much better to be gentle and calm, expressing feelings is the healing balm.You cry "But Kratos what if she had other men", thinking your girl should live trapped in pen.Whatever the lady did in the past doesn't matter, internalize this and watch your anxiety scatter.Next you claim "Kratos, I don't want to take it in the ass", that's merely another fear you must surpass.Inserting things in the butt is perfectly fine, love takes many forms and none of them are out of line.As long as you and your partner consent, no one cares where your genitals went."But Kratos I want to learn how to break a mountain" you plead, that way of toxic thinking should not spread.Mountains are wonders of nature full of life, destroying them only causes strife.Protect, conserve and seek joy, do not wantonly cause destruction and destroy.Follow my TEACHINGS in every way you can, then you too shall become a better man!
Prove Israel canonically exists in Yugioh
>>151698961Ew no. Metalness is too high. And I know it's because this is a steel type. It's still too high.
I support euthanization of the mentally ill>Waaaaaaah muh burnout>Waaaaah muh depressionIf you can't hit the gym, get a job/talent and grow up, you should just be killed, it's that simple, its ontologically correct, mankind has denied this because they have built illusions like "morality" to make themselves feel better and free, but they forget they are only oppressing the mentally ill who wind up developing pessimistic, relativistic, postmodern, post-structural and nihilistic philosophies to cope with itThe only way to fix this is to EXCEL upon our technology with the combination of occult practices to liberate mankind from the Demiurge Yahweh's imposed biology but that is simply an ideal of fiction, seeing as how God's chosen people rule the earth and exist in a higher plane of existence that gives them infinite surveillance over all possibilities in the von neumann timeline, allowing them to intercept the very quantum consciousness making any ritual or attempt at supernatural manifestations non-existent (jews are outerversal BEASTS)So in conclusion:It's either I should be killed or accept submission and compromiseUnfortunately since I am a valid robot-boy I can't troon out, so YABBA DABBA DOOOO!!! BRING OUT THE ROCK BVLLS!!!
>>151698953Xe has the most beautiful voice! What's xir name?
You're a monster no longerIt doesn't matter if you can get stronger
>>151698958...
>disrespecting israelWHERE. IS. YUGI.
>>151698991Atem's uncle killed a bunch of jews, turned them into gold, and created the millenium items.
Reminder Yugi has to stroke his goonclitty and frot with Ash's orangutan meat to Israel sponsored BLACKED BROWNED Indian porn as revenge for what the Jews did to Egypt
>>151699031Nationality?
>yugi despite his magic let egypt get run over by muslimsKEYED???
>>151699031>gay homo philosemitic fantasiesYep yep, as expected of a Pokemon fan.
>disrespecting our greatest allyWe don't do that here. Not cool guys.
Lt. Surge actually served in the Pokemon War that wiped out Israel. This is why no one in Pokemon is poor, and everything is easily affordable.
>>151699039Why...Chinese, of course! I thought you wouldn't need to ask!
>>151698816>First, GoW cosmology is not “big rocks and humans.”>Each pantheon governs an entire metaphysical world. Greece in GoW is not a country. It is a self-contained cosmic system with its own sun, sky, underworld, oceans, and laws of reality.Why do Kratosfags keep swearing by shit that have directly stated to be untrue by pretty much every head director involved in the series? This is why people hate you. >>Poseidon, causing the oceans to flood the entire worldThe God of War fallen comic clearly showed that Poseidon's flooding stopped the moment Kratos sailed beyond the Greek region. So he didn't flood the planet. >Helios, collapsing the sun and plunging the world into darknessThe sky in Greece got covered by clouds when Heilos died, that's it. >Hades, destabilizing the underworld and the boundary between life and deathNever happened.>Zeus, whose death finalizes the collapse of the Greek world itselfThe Greek world is literally just the Greek region. Having to deal with Kratosjeets regurgitating the same debunked, obviously untrue dogshit copied and pasted off VSBW for over a month made the waiting period so insufferable .
>>151699019>Superman is infamously weak to magic Which of Yugi's magicians would no-diff Superman?
>>151699040Prove Islam exists in Yugioh
>>151698985Isn't Yugi's grandpa literally named Solomon
very spooky and deranged thread at the moment
>>151699054>jobbed to muslims anywayArabs would RAPE Yugioh and DC.
I actually hate my country
>>151699056Ishizu wears a hijab and she's Egyptian.
>Death Battle gets bought out by IsraelHow does this change the matchups?
>>151699066Yugi is jewish?
>>151699076Doesn't she worship Egyptian Gods? It's also not like she's forced into it 24/7
>>151699066Solomon Muto, yes
>>151699089This was unironically very close to happening if DB stayed with Warner
>>151699056There is no God but Allah
>>151699089Animations have more budget and we see gorier kills of non Jewish characters
>>151699076If her arm meat is exposed, clearly she’s not wearing the thing correctly
>>151699122>Animations have more budgetyou mean less
Yes! Yes! Fuck my whore of a wife I crave for since I was a teen Tyrone-Sama! Fuck her in her ass!>Doorbell ringsWho is it?Oh boy! Kratos-Sama!? Your here too!? And you've brought every Death Battle winner with you!?Spawn-Sama!? GODmon the Digger!? CHADulk!? Optimus Prime!? You're all gonna fuck my whore of a wife XJ9 in her XJPussy!? MY HEROES!!! All while I jack off my tiny white pecker in my little KEKage!? And what's that too!? You've brought not just every DEATH BATTLE combatant but also every character in fiction to FUCK my precious Jenny Wakeman!? YIPEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I am such a happy cuck! This is just like my crossover fanfiction! I for one am looking forward to this Mytho!
>>151699131You think the Jews wouldn't pour money into a potential new propaganda arm, goyim?
Atem is plapping all of Ash's pokegirl companions as we speak
>>151699126SuperBuxa.
>>151699126KEKYFUNNY!
>pedophile fantasies>pedophile terminologyWhy are animefags like this?
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Atem pauses from shoving his tongue down Tea’s throatA: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Atem-Sama?!”Tea stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a timetravelling osakan 10 year old is clearly beating cucky Yugi to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesT: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Yugi. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only because he was sharing a body with you, oh great and powerful and attractive Atem-Sama”From the bush:Y: “ATEM-SAMA SAVE ME! THIS OSAKAN KID IS BEATING ME TO A PULP WITH THIS LOG!”A: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll beat the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Tea. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the asian midget gets pummelled by kantonian fists until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his fake "Big Bro" taking the girl he loves most away from himY: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED ATEM-SAMA MORE!”
>>151699093I could buy it >shy, nerdy kid but has ties to Ancient Egypt and magic for some reason Dark Magician Girl also has a hexagram on her dress in some artworks too.
>>151699076ok
>>151699093>>151699100Weird hat, owns a card shop, owns mystic artifacts, hoards a treasured card and doesn’t want to trade it knowing its high value, gets beaten the fuck up by powerful groups several times it was right in front of us all along
*Kisses chastity cage*
>>151699157>Proceeds to get raped by Greninja
>>151699093I don't think he can be, isn't Atem his ancestor?
>>151699076Very Islamophobic of them to draw this muslimah and not fully cover her up
>>151699175KINGtos...
>>151699137>be me>see a drawing where jenny gets fucked by a faceless figure (https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8820289)>decide to save it and fap to it>crop the side of the image where it shows his butt and muscly rib cage>Coom>post nut clarity hits in>Waitaminute.mp4>Notice the shadowing on the faceless male figure makes his skin looks darker>MFW i just masturbated to my wife getting blackedTND... NOW!!!!!!EXPLOOOOOOODEI'LL BREAK YOU ON MY OWNMY THOUGHTS LEAD TO BAD DECISIONSAND IT'S TAKING A TOLLIT'S JUST MEAND I'LL DO JUST FINE ALONEI MAY BE SOMEONE SOMEWHERE
>>151699126Is he going to be okay?
>>151699183Implied reincarnation and successor
>>151698985There's literally a set of cards based on the Torah tho
>>151699103>>151699103>>151699103
>>151698829>The World Serpent is so large he encircles MidgardWhich Cory said was just fucking Scandinavia.>Overpowers Baldur, who can knock the World Serpent hard enough to splinter Yggdrasil1.) That was Thor not Baldur and 2.) Bruno said it never actually happened.People wouldn't shit on Kratos if his fanboys all weren't so retarded, dishonest, and smug at the same time.
>>151699183No he's not a descendant of Atem, he's kinda just a spiritual reincarnation of him. Atem's soul was bound to the Millennium Puzzle, and Yugi solving it caused him to be bound to Atem
>>151695169Two sweet soulmates! (Soul and Maka cucking Deku)
>>151698880OBJECTION!If Kratos is allowed to do things we've never seen him being able to do, why not allow same leeway for Ash's Gengar, especially when other Gengar have proven that such ability is possible?
>>151698778Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151699998You tried
>>151698388So what faggot redditor headcanon’d all this
