Now that TRANimeSLOP FLOPPED, we need more capeSOVL!!!
superman solos
Yup, THIS is the THREAD!! Can your HERO lift MJOLNIR!!!???
CapeKINO is for WhiteGAWDS!!!!
>>151699103FUCK YEAH!!!
>>151699124Spongebob CAN lift Mjolnir.
>>151699103Thor is for Optimus Prime.
I AM WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>disrespecting israelBRING ME YUGI RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
>>151699228...No longer...
Thor solos.
>>151699233I never was....
Christians exist in Yugioh (Valon's backstory involves being taken in by a nun and her church got burnt down by evil people)Jews exist in Yugioh (some magicians have hexagrams and some cards reference Kabalah or the Torah)Muslims exist in Yugioh (Ishizu wears a hijab)
Who should they fight?
>>151699124JOBlnir would fly into KINGtos's hands itself.
>Metropolis High, The bell rang as the kids went out of school only to be greeted with a man in a dress and a colorful wig>"Hey kids, Wanna look cute like Miku Hatsune? Try these!">It was a tranny trying to sell those kids HRT and programmer socks to make them addicted to porn and moeshit>Suddenly, thunder begin clapping in the skies, a thick bolt of lightening stroke down the tranny and left him covered in ashes>“Vile serpent! Thoust dare peddle thy poisons to children, outside their hall of learning? Cease this corruption, lest thou feel the wrath of Asgard!”>Thor descends as the tranny flees, with their BBC buttplug they had up xer ass falling out>Before Thor is about to throw his mighty hammer at the troon, a man taps his shoulder, placing his hand on it>“Hold it right there, Thor. I know you’re from another time, but you can’t just attack people because you don’t understand what they’re giving out.”>It was Superman, and he wasn't pleased with Thor's XIGOTRY>“Nay, Kryptonian! These brews are but mortal alchemy, ensnaring young minds before they’ve found their path. Wouldst thou defend such trickery?”>“I defend people’s right to choose who they are. Maybe you see corruption, but what I see is you judging kids for being different. That’s not justice. That's BIGOTRY.”>Thor tightened his hold on Mjolnir and exclaimed>"Art Thou degenerate? Thou art ignorant of the depths of his depravity, the horrors he might have inflicted upon those innocents.">"You don't know their pronouns chud, you’re standing in the way of their freedom, you're standing in MY WAY." Superman said as his eyes glew in red>FIGHT!>Thor swings Mjolnir in a wide arc, Superman blocks with crossed arms, the shockwave cracks the pavement and blows students back like ragdolls.
>>151699244Uh, capebros?
>>151699024I wasn't joking
Okay, I ADMIT IT! I’M A NEPOBABY! I only one because I’m JEWISH, and NOTHING ELSE! If this were a fair fight, my opponent would have GAPED ME! Which I would have actually enjoyed, but the BANKS WON’T LET IT HAPPEN! OH, WOE IS ME!!!
>>151699231Why would Superman be a Zionist if he believes in human rights for everybody?
>>151699251Squadron Supreme
>151699244>racism Ugh. *rolls eyes*
>CHADvengers will fuck the women of Silent MobiusBASED!!
Would KINGtos side with gay people or Muslims more?
>>151699273>Atem's uncle committed one of the first holocausts in history and even burnt them alive as well Yugioh lore is insane.
>>151699263canonroo
>>151699244C-capebros?We need trips to save us
>>151699262>Thor hurls Mjolnir, Superman catches it mid-flight and is dragged across the street by its momentum before letting go.>Thor recalls the hammer as Superman flies up and fires his heat vision at Thor who spins his hammer, absorbing the laser and shoots back lightning at Superman, who dodges.>Thor throws his hammer at Superman who dodges it yet again.>Thor leaps upwards to deck Superman in the jaw, but Superman dodges only to be hit from behind by Mjolnir, who Thor grabs to stay in the air>Superman is sent flying through multiple city buildings that collapse like dominoes, he grabs one and throws it at Thor>Thor conjures up a storm and shatters the building to pieces with a single thunderbolt until a red and blue blur swipes infront of him, revealing Superman punching him in the face, sending him to space to prevent more casualties (I told you this is OOC)>Thor is sent tumbling through the stratosphere as Superman follows him, throwing at him one-two punches, that hit so hard their shockwaves sonic booms travel across the continent
On the First Day of /co/mas, Death Battle gave to meA Spider-Cuck hanging from the treeToday's pic was chosen by >>151678888. To roll for the Second Day, the rules areYour request has to follow the lyrics (2nd Day of Christmas, 2 kaiju jobbing, etc).You must reply to the anchor post of that day to roll, no @'ing an unrelated post with "this".First trips of the day gets the pick, but any subsequent quads or above can override. If the day passes (up to 12AM EST) and no trips are made, dubs or at worst something interesting can suffice.
CapeKINO is BASED!!!
ALWAYS SEEMS TO COME DOWN TO US TWOSO SHOW ME WHAT YOU CAN DO
Also use this one for requests
>>151699316TRVKEJapslop can't compete
>>151699333Reddit Snoo vs Hulk
>>1516993330-3ku vs 0-3zard
>>151699316TRUTH NVKE!!!!
She-Hulk lounged on the reinforced bench in the Avengers private gym, legs spread wide, emerald skin gleaming under the lights. Between her towering thighs sat Snoo, barely waist-high to her, his round white body trembling, orange antenna quivering like a nervous puppy.“Look at you, little Reddit perv,” Jennifer purred, voice dripping with dark honey. She hooked one finger under his chin, tilting his blank face up to meet her glowing green eyes. “Caught you staring again. Want Mommy to take care of that, baby?”Snoo’s squeaky voice cracked. “Y-yes please, Mommy Hulk!”She chuckled, low and dangerous, and flicked the front of his little suit. Fabric ripped like paper. Out sprang the most ridiculous cock she’d ever seen: thick as her forearm, longer than Snoo’s entire torso, cartoon-red and angrily throbbing, veins pulsing like it had a heartbeat of its own. A fat bead of pre rolled down the swollen head and dripped onto her thigh.“Holy shit,” she breathed Jen, eyes sparkling with delight. “All that squeaky innocence hiding a goddamn monster.”Snoo whimpered, kicking tiny legs. “M-Mommy it aches—”“Shh, baby. Mommy’s got you.” She scooped him up like a doll and settled him higher, sliding that obscene shaft between the crushing heat of her massive green thighs. One flex and the slick channel clamped down, swallowing him to the root. The fat head bulged out the top, smearing pre across her ripped abs.
>>151699263invincibros... we solo dragonball
>>151699313Two boundless Kings (Yugi and Atem)
I didn't realize yugioh was a Jew leaning franchise.
>>151699316
>>151699345Already did it
>>151699316ZASED!
>>151699297There's a substack page made by a guy that goes through the many deaths in the YGO mangahttps://www.jonathanlack.com/p/yu-gi-oh-kill-count-part-1-the-earlycheck it out
>>151699365SNOOOOOTOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS!!!
>>151699273https://youtube.com/watch?v=qQ39HEYysOA&pp=ygUnUGxheWluZyB3aXRoIHRoZSBiaWcgYm95cyBub3cgeXVnaSBhdGVt
>>151699394I mustve missed it. sowwy
What if Light had the Trans Note instead of the Death Note and everyone who's name was written on it got insane gender dysphoria and transitioned? How would he do against Columbo?
>>151699227I don't even know the name of that purple shitmon. How the fuck did Ash capture that thing?
what was yugi thinking in this shot?
So now that we've seen Death Battle has a much better understanding of Pokémon, it would be really good if they make an episode of Digimon losing to Pokémon in a major way, so not like Lucario VS Renamon. Having a non-Legendary/Mythical Pokémon defeating a very high evo stage Digimon or forcing a such a Digimon to De-Digivolve to much lower stage to then easily defeat.
>>151699441>woah I can't believe how much I could get away with cheating in this fight
>>151699441>Yugi why you trying not to laugh bruh, that's disrespectful as shit bruh
>>151699444If they don't feel like doing a Shadow rematch since it apparently jobbed in the rematch vote, I could see them doing Mewtwo vs Blackwargreymon to finish the rivalry. I know Tiki really wants to do that match.
>>151699410Np, anon
>BRING ME MUSHU!>BRING ME ERAGON!>BRING ME TOOTHLESS!>BRING ME SPARX!>BRING ME SMAUG!>BRING ME BABY DRAGON!>BRING ME AGUMON BUT HE CAN ONLY STAY AS AGUMON!>FOR THE LOVE OF ARCEUS, BRING ME RATHALOS!>GIVE ME MY PITY WIN NOW!
>>151699441That's it?I haven't even used most of my cards
What was with the copypasta spam last thread?
*BANG**SMASH**WALLOP**CRACK**Ed Edd n Eddy Sound Effects*Atem pauses from shoving his tongue down Iris’s throatA: “Kisama! Who’d interrupt the great and powerful Atem-Sama?!”Iris stares annoyed at the rustling bush where a Time Wizard is clearly beating cucky Ash to death without mercy behind the branches and leavesI: “ew, it must, like, be that cuck midget Ash. I can’t believe I had a pity crush on that incel only because he was going to fight you, oh great and powerful and attractive Atem-Sama”From the bush:ASH: “IRIS SAVE ME! THIS CLOCK IS BEATING ME TO A PULP WITH THIS MAGIC!”A: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE WORM, KISS MY ASS SOME MORE! Heh heh, I’ll SACRIFICE the shit out of him after Im done fucking you ten times over Iris. How old were you again? I like em young.”The bushes rustle more as the kantoan midget gets pummelled by clock magic until his face is unrecognisable, his teeth are all broken and his ingrown skull begins to cave in while he must listen to his opponent taking the girl he loves away from himASH: “AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE IF ONLY I’D WORSHIPPED PIKACHU-SAMA MORE!”
>>151699471Mewtwo is for Tetsuo
>>151699333Hulk vs The Princess (Slay the Princess)
>>151699477
>>151699374Any story which deals with magic is almost certainly Jew sympathetic
>>151699244>Capeshitters are all now crime committing niggersMakes sense
>>151699441>Naaaaah these niggas really think the holograms are real
>>151699333Hulk vs Frankenstein
>>151699333GODler vs Lelouch
>>151699333A-Bomb vs Titan Tails
>>151699244>>151699316You're literally black and we all have comic fatigue
>>151699444Yeah that's not happening
>>151699333Hulk vs The Green Giant
>>151699374>>151699511>whole series is themed around egyptian mythology>"uhhh is this jewish"??????
>>151699333Hulk vs Tyrone
Ash was cooler in the animation
Pokémon TCG is still way more valuable than YuGiShit anyway.
>>151699333Hulk vs The Shrike
>>151699612I cant believe that Serena and Alain came to the stadium after everyone left and had sex in front of the ash statue.
>>151699333Hulk vs Mewtwo
>>151699518>>151699549There is literally nothing wrong with being black or gay. Grow up.
>>151699333Hulk vs The Xeelee
>>151699607>doesn't know that Jewish mysticism and its offshoots co-oped and kept knowledge of Egyptian magic alive through the centuries Yugibros don't read, I see.
>>151699313I found this and for some reason I feels like it fits here...
>>151699333Hulk vs Hulk Hogan
>>151699333Hulk vs Damage.
Ok but who's winning this?
I don't think Charizard can handle this
>>151699333JCVD vs RVD
>>151699703Hulk wins. Easy.
>>151699703Joker > Yugi > Everyone else.Unless You argue Personas are close enough to spirits for the puzzle.
>>151699607The Exodus is the fulfillment of God's promise to Abraham to give his seed the land of Canaan and for that story to work, God destroying Egypt to free Hebrew slaves is one of the Bible's most important canon events since that is the origin of the Passover. Without the Exodus, Judaism has no context to revere Moses and without Moses there is no law and without the law, there is no point to Christ.
>>151699612They need to rematch Ash vs Yugi next season. The sooner the better.Normally I trust Death Battle's judgement on any match up but this one was too farcical. I don't know why they would use such weird scaling with Yugi and most of all I don't know why they equated the Heart of the Cards to Ash's genuine bonds with genuine living beings that were his friends.Yugi sacrificed his monsters a lot and that was a big point of the show so it's just nonsensical that they say that Yugi cares about his cards the way Ash does about his Pokemon. Not to mention the animation was wonky and didn't give Ash the chance he needed to shine. Ash-Greninja killing Atem was a good start but he didn't even get to finish his Golden Water Shuriken; this is the same Greninja that was manhandling MEGA Gardevoir. A CHAMPION's Mega Gardevoir. At an incomplete Ash-Greninja state. Scaling off that alone should put him above anything Yugi could do.Next season they need to redo this. I know it's too soon but this is just too egregious to not correct immediately, and I think the major delays for this episode is proof of them knowing that this was a bad result. They probably had to record new lines to try and justify Yugi's win.
>>151699333IShowSpeed vs Kai Cenat
>>151699718Simon, Hulk and Spawn beat Yugi
>>151699729The rematch needs to have the following:Ash-Greninja fighting one of the Egyprian Gods, maybe Winged Dragon, and putting up a good fight or winning.Infernape activating its Blaze ability and catching Yugi by surprise.Ash using Hawlucha to break through Swords of Revealing Light just like how it broke through Trick Room (Seriously how was this not brought up?)Pikachu's 10 Million Volt Thunderbolt doing more damage and NOT being redirected, which it shouldn't even be able to be redirected.Charizard using its iconic Seismic Toss finisher on one of Yugi's monsters like Dark Magician or Dark Magician Girl.Sceptile taking out a God Card like it took out Darkrai.Solgaleo matching Horakthy.Please Death Battle I am begging you to consider it. This is a special case and for such a significant match up it NEEDS to be considered.
>>151699705They gave Solgaleo a similar feat with less evidence btw
>>151699703Spawn solos. Even his own side. Haxchad supremacy.
>>151699725>series that makes Egypt look like the good guys>Pro-JewI don't get it
>>151699742Not Hulk, Yugi has ways of fucking with revive hax. Don't know enough about the other two.
When is Goku coming back?
>obvious samefagging
>>151699313Two canon cucks
>>151699765>thinks his PUNY verse is a match for the guy who killed a platonic conceptKek at this retard.
>>151699772He lost 3 times to a spaceman in blue spandex.
>>1516997039MillionUniversesLowballed
>>151699764Egypt fed and housed Israel and his children during the famine and after the Exodus, it had diplomatic relationships with Israel and Jesus even went to Egypt during the massacre of the innocents. That country holds serious importance for the Jews even if they were enslaved there.
>>151699703KINGtos TEACHES everyone else, then kneels before Buffy and Maka.
>>151699799That's not all that impressive to be honest
>>151699765Isn't Hulk resistant to magic? He might be Yugi's worst nightmare
*destroys a universe*
>>151699818Sometimes I wish blasphemy was a federal crime.
>>151699659Yes there is, Cucktos
>>151699838>7 star monsters are equal to Celestialsapiens>Ben only beat a single Celestialsapien when he tricked it into too many options>Jaden’s gonna summon a whole Neos Army Does Ben have a chance?
>>151699863Hulk would gape JOBsus
>>151699313Two KINGtoes
>>151699877LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>151699877Their "all 7 stars scale to Neos" shit reminded me of their Darkstalkers scaling where they scaled John Talbain to someone who lifted all of Egypt because they were the same class
>>151699124Absolutely.
>>151699893Imagine if they give him the new Neos cards. On summoning, Neos Lord mind controls a monster. Does Alien X have Mind Hax resistance?>>151699908Prove universal level 7 monsters wrong.
>>151699764Egypt and the Jews have a very strange relationship post Exodus. According to the Bible, God used a Pharaoh to punish the Jews for idolatry >And it came to pass, that in the fifth year of king Rehoboam Shishak king of Egypt came up against Jerusalem, because they had transgressed against the Lord.Some Jews even fled to Egypt as refugees >The word that came to Jeremiah concerning all the Jews which dwell in the land of Egypt, which dwell at Migdol, and at Tahpanhes, and at Noph, and in the country of Pathros, sayingDespite the slavery, there seems to be ultimately no hard feelings
>>151699838I tried to look up the feat by Glow Neos but I can't find it
>>151699941https://youtu.be/dhbmm_yyDUY?si=WUOC88a1B--eqRa38:15>”You’ve destroyed my whole universe!”
>>151699927>Prove universal level 7 monsters wrong.I can't.Just like how I can't prove their Darkstalkers scaling wrong.
>>151699968Thank you but lmao... you can probably guess why I'm not impressed by this
>>151699985Did he or did he not destroy a universe field spell
>>1516993132 Balls Busted (Maka and Soul Stomping Decuck)
>>151700002He most certainly destroyed a field spell because of his special ability in the Duel Monsters children's card game, don't get me wrong
>>151700003FUUUUCK
>>151699999Kek, quints wasted on Knullposting
>>151700017We’ve been over this, Duel monsters scale to the game like when Giant soldier of Stone destroyed the moon
>>151699985Look, I told everyone here that Yugioh isnt compatible with death battle and we should leave it be. I was told i was coping and it be fine and I just didnt want Yugi to lose.Pandorad box is now open. You now have to take yugiohs bizarre shit at face value
>>151700029A moon the size of a large boulder
>>151700027>wasted
>>151700003>didnt get quints>not even sexesTruly it was over for Soul. He, too, was destined to be cucked by Deku
>>151700042Changed the tides
>>151699124I have been of the opinion that current Vegeta could, but that Goku could not.
>>151700036I don't take Death Battle as seriously as some anons here so take it from me to you and not from me to Ben and Chad. That was some dogshit they didn't even need to use and so was multiverse Horakhty
>>151699985Get used to this because DB is going to take this shit seriously
>>151700052A sentence is subject + predicate
>>151699999>>151700045THE MAULER OF MADOKATHE BUCK BREAKER OF BARBATOSTHE GAPER OF GODZILLATHE MASTER OF MARVEL
>>151699968It's the Walmart sized SMT universe all over again
>>151700068Maybe my resolution is shit, but why are they assuming it's galaxy sized?
>>151700068Explain how Master Duel is not valid when cards like Demise are considered universal in it?
>>151700036I don't think Yu-Gi-Oh! is compatible with just about anything in battleboarding.Aside from like duel armor, but when you are throwing hands are you even really Duel Monsters anymore?
>>151700029I mean. If he played a stronger card like Blue Eyes White Dragon would it have destroyed the spell card?
>>151700110Outside the game yes
>>151700068I don't even mind because Yugioh was long overdue in DB anyways. I'm just glad it's getting all of this respect and not being written off as a card game.
You sure you want this chainscaling war, boi?
>>151700117So do they scale to the game or not? Make up your mind
we yugioh now
>>151700110Dragon Spirit of White could and it’s basically Blue Eyes
>>151700029That is inside of a specific rule set though. Like Duelist Kingdom rules have a lot of field affecting options.
>>151700138Blue Eyes is stronger than this albino copycat
>>151699273>>151699297>Atem's uncle is filthy anti-semite>Atem ends up reincarnated inside Japanese Jew and has to help him to improve his lifeHorakhty or whatever deity is in charge of Yugioh-verse has funny sense of humor
>>151700125Yes they do.
Trading Card Games are...powerful...
>>151700142Or stuff like Exodia trumping the Egyptian Gods in the card game
Comics/CapeshitCartoonsAnime (and its associated genres)WuxiaTTRPGsTCGsNovelsVidya (and its associated genres)How many more factions do we have?
>>151700068I am now reminded of the multi-galaxy sized squirrel in Krasura.
>>151700167So why wouldn't Blue Eyes wipe that field card?
>>151699489bleachfaggot needs your attention.
>>151700068Black hole accretion disks are shaped like spiral circles aren't they? Why are they assuming this one has the volume of a galaxy
>>151700099And they're equally sensitive about it
>>151700191Doesn’t have that effect in game
>>151699772He will lose a fourth time to a blue hedgehog.
Speaking of Blue-Eyes, doesn't the retcon about BWD being the reincarnation of Kaiba's waifu make Kaiba into a cuck since Grandpa Mutou's BWD *chose* him over Kaiba?
>>151700248We already saw that meme and yes that time Pegasus made Toon Blue Eyes counts as bimbofying
>>151699999A broken taco with no filling for BARBATOS!
He's doing the Wally West - My Ordinary Life pose
>>151700233Hm.
Ash may have no chance against Yugi, but how would he fare against Joey Wheeler?
>>151700187Webcomics?However you would classify things like SCPBooks / other /lit/ if you differentiate em from NovelsMythology (actual) / Folklore / Cryptids?
>>151700328It basically just comes down to Time Wizard hax. With the time hammer he can just banish all of Ash's crew and then kill Ash with a bombardment of meteors and such if you are going with a composite deck.
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>151699927>immediately gets defensive over his stupid logic being compared to another instance of stupid logicKWAB indeed.
>>151700098>gets chastity-caged by Hela
>>151699927Technically Alien X has three minds so under goofy logic if you entertain the idea he'd only control one which gets out voted by the other two
>>151700364Comp Joey also gets Raigeki/Lightning Vortex to nuke all of Ash's shit except Pikachu
STAY STILL, EYES CLOSEDMULTIVERSES PASSING BYFAKE SCANS, KRATOSI RAISE MY HAND AT THE SPEED OF LIGHTTOUCH ME COOKBOOK, SCALE ME TO THE END OF YOUR DESIGNSTATEMENTS GUIDE US, I FEAR FEATS FOR THE VERY LAST TIME
>>151699877Ben ultimately gets fucked by Super Polymerization
>>151700190Yugifags really are getting close to Kratosfags
Charizard could probably beat the 0-20 Maliss monsters desu
>>151700429I like Kratosfags more desu
What verse
>>151700328Joey fucks Serena like Alain
>>151700448Of course you do, he's a BETTER man after all!
FEATS-gi-oh!
>>151700452Mortal Kombat
>>151699402What would moses deck be?
>>151700555Mill
>posts softcore porn for his tittilationvs>posts hardcore porn to mock their enemiesThe difference between trannies and scholars
Anyone is in the mood for a tournament?Post wall level characters (or characters memed as Wall level)
>>151700555He'd just pray and an angel comes down to smite Atem. All pagan gods are demons and demons all fall to the might of God.
>>151700190>>151700429I didn't deny it was a retarded reach. All I said was that DB was going to take the star scaling and lore very literal.
>>151700584Bride from Kill Bill
>>151700591GAYYYYYYYY. It's a harmless game, you party pooper
>>151700584Listtroon Forma Hombre
>>151700099There are stars, and yugioh is weirdly consistent with "pocket" dimensions being to scale.
>>151700584Joey Wheeler without his deck
>>151700612>in-character writing is gayFanSPICbro...
Kinda sad that Bleach won't be allowed to settle the score with Naruto. But at least Bleach will be able to escape the fraud allegations.
So how is this universal again?
>>151700584Tien from DBZ
>>151700584KINGtos
>>151700226>>151700619You called it lol
>>151700584Epic Rap Battles of History
>>151700612
>>151700452Touhou, sonic. Half of capeshit gods, with the other half being compossed of featmen (and sometimes women).
>>151700642Idk dude. Even the "respect thread" I looked at didn't consider it such
>>151700584Serena (Pokemon)
Bring me Ainz Ooal Gown
>>151700642A character playing UMVC3 and using Shuma's Dark Dimension super in game is now confirmed to be ultraversal thanks to Juden.
>>151700584Mei Mei and Ui Ui
>>151700584Celestia
>>151700584Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151700555I don't think he'd assemble a deck per se. God might give him a deck without telling him which cards are in it and when Moses is dueling he'd put his faith in God's deck akin to the heart of the cards. It would be full of moments like >Do you see that the Lord is with me, Pharaoh? After Moses draws an incredibly convenient card that happens to screw over the Pharaoh's strategy. Something like that
>>151700735Listroon is already participating >>151700615 , post someone who could kill him
>>151700747Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151700584Sunny and Aubrey from OMORI
>>151700746>Moses draws a card >Atem: is that!? ... What is that?>Moses: Give me a sec to read it, honestly I have no idea what's going on in this game
>>151699279Some humans are more equals than others.
>It's>List>QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>151700642To certain powerfags, "big shiny thing" is like jangling keys in front of them which makes them default to thinking it was universal or some similar thing
>>151700782Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151700584Charlie Kirk
>>151700642Autists tend to take things as literal and can't view things abstractly.
>"NO! YOU DESTROYED MY INFINITELY SIZED INFINITE DIMENSION INFINITE MULTIVERSES ACROSS INFINITE TIMLINES ACROSS INFINITE TRANSCENDANT PLANES ACROSS INFINITE REALITY>FICTION CONCEPTUAL PLATONIC EMANATIONS BEYOND ALL LOGIC AND MATHEMATICS WITH YOUR MERE PRESENCE ALONE! HOW COULD YOU!"
>>151700746>>151700771In all my years of shitposting, I did not think I'd ever come across yugioh + bible fanfiction
So was YugiAsh Krasura levels of fraud?
>>151700809the fact charlie kirk unironically solos most of fiction is crazy
>>151700817Suggs unironically writes like this
>>151700584Moses
>>151700809He would have killed it as a youtube battleboarder
>>151700584Vladimir Putin
>>151700829Nah, it atleast got the correct verdict. The stats are retarded for both though, Yugi wins because of hax and his game's rules just being esoteric when used for regular fights.
>>151700852Imagine Kirk vs Sseth the programmer
>>151700864kirk solos
>>151700829If Ash won, it would have been.
>>151700703Shadowbros...
>>151700584Dumbledore
Yugioh, which casually depicts monsters the size of stars, galaxies and multiverses casually busting celestial objects and higher like they're nothingPokemon, which arceus necrozma ultra space palkia spatial rend garchomp
So who fucks Serena?
>>151700829It was objectively the unfunniest possible outcome, which has been a recurring theme after kinos like Krasura and Omnidock
>>151700584WEAKdock
>>151700829Not even remotely.
>>151700889Your nerd cards vs my CHAD pets.My pets piss all over your gay cards while I give you an atomic wedgie.
>>151700584Quirkless Deku
>>151700896Joey because Yugi has Rebecca
>>151700584JD Vance
>>151699968Those were just holograms. The real shit started with the seven stars.
Don't show generals that enter hiatus go to /trash/?
>>151700584Miles morales
>>151699103Thor:>had a tie with Godzilla in the 70's>Gotten beaten by Godzilla once in Godzilla vs Avengers>Tied with Godzilla in Godzilla vs Thor>Sent Godzilla to space in Godzilla Destroys the Marvel UniverseSuperman>Lost to American Godzilla, twice
>>151700929deku is a bottom
Fuark...you're telling me the entire Pokemon cosmology is BELOW fiction in Yugioh's verse? That even True Form Arceus is but a small nascent blip in a single card in the endless world of cards in Yugioh?
Has any character won a fight with speed alone? I feel like it's a pretty worthless stat most of the time.
>>151700938It’s literally not holograms since duel spirits are real
>>151700958
>>151700496>Bring me Kaiba
>>151700995Hiei beat Sasuke because speed
>>151699477>Mushu>They give him Kingdom Hearts scalingCHARIZARD GET OUTTA THERE YOU'RE GONNA GO 0-4
>>151701012Sasuke was stated to be 17x faster than Hiei and only 4x weaker in that fight
>>151700996so the Moon was the size of a boulder because they were just holograms, but the relativity field was universe sized because everything is for real. Yugioh wankers are a joke
When I was a kid I stopped myself from being scared of monsters by logicing that if they existed then Goku would to and he would just solo them.
I'm glad Deku won his Death Battle this year.
>>151700896Anime Serena is for AshGame Serena is for Calem
Who wins between Matt and Joey?
>>151699703Tier 0 Bowser solos with his Platonic Dream Depot scalingBOWSTOS!
>>151701024The moon was clearly moon sized. As confirmed by Attack The Moon
>>151701032MattJoey doesnt have a card in par with Horakthy
>>151701044Can Digimon age/rewind to death?
>>151701030you mean alain
>>151700995wow that's a gif. lmaao You made me refresh the page.
>>151701030Do the game characters evej have personalities?
No, this can not be, this can not be!!!
>>151701012Sasuke lost because his stamina is dogshit and because his main method of surviving fights, teleporting the fuck away, isn't allowed.
https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Lawnmower_(Pok%C3%A9mon)
>>151699103Superfaggot is a netflix bitch
Starting First time doing this shit I'll try to make it interesting so feel free to ask for anything in the fights (the results themselves will be completely random)
>>151701032>>151701044https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Gabumon_(Yamato_Ishida)Not as high as Joey resisting erasure
THIS IS IT YUGI THE END OF YOUR FUTUREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>151701115*plays Raigeki and Superman dies*You are a MONSTER no longer...
>>151701115I told you...ITS. NO. USE.
>>151701110Powers and Abilities:Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Digimon Physiology,Holy Power, Darkside Power, Fire ManipulationAll previous abilities, Ice Manipulation, Resistance to Absolute ZeroAll previous abilities, Expert Hand-to-Hand CombatantAll previous abilities amplified, Can analyze opponents, Absolute Zero, Sound Manipulation, Can fire missiles, Enhanced Senses, Flight.No Destruction Resistance or Time Manipulation Resistance?
>>151701131Yugi...You'd really make...a great hero....Ugh.>Dies
>posting softcore porn of 10 year oldsTTD can't come soon enough
>>151701137>no transmutation resistanceoooh, sorry, your hero just got tributed... better luck next time...
>>151701137>>151701161>No Attack Nullification Resistance
>>151701150>posting softcore porn of 10 year oldsOn totally unrelated note, which fellow cunny connoisseur should Hal Jordan fight?
>>151699273They weren’t actually Jews they’re just thieves
Daily reminder
>>151700940Go tell the murder troons faggots, faggot.
>>151701207Yeah he won... being bought by netflix.Also he won and saved multiversus oh no, he didnt.Hey at least the gunnverse is a superb success! Oh, it did worse than black adam in streaming and spent more in marketing than it got in profit? Ow
>>151701106Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151701231why would listroon say that he is a man and add a bunch of meme entries for a tourney
>>151701207>only fights Supes can win are against a maladjusted retarded manchild monkey who is weak to ice and probably barely street or even pants tierwhy does he pick on the little guy so much?
>>151701115>>151701131>>151701145>>151701225Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151701194So could this card make the Hulk’s strength 0?
>>151701246I'm not listroon you moron
>>151701131Kill yourself listroon
>>151701240Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151701255Kill yourself listtroon.
Who should Lego Batman fight?
>>151701247Surely he has power null resistance, let's check VSBW->Limited Radiation Manipulation (Can release massive bursts of gamma radiation capable of leveling cities, involuntarily, when enraged)> - Power Nullification & Resistance Negation (His radiation negates invulnerability, including invulnerability to Mind Manipulation)Uhhhhhhhhhhh... well, he does, but...
BOOM.
>>151701279Mego Spider-Man
>>151701225Damn, nigga, you're a grown ass man and you cry like this? I'm just reminding people that SuperCHAD won Death Battle three times in a row.
>>151701279Lego Vader
>>151701247Even if it did it would just go up again
>>151701302>not big bouncy bootycheeksyawnboobs are lameass is where it's at
>>151701302What do these fine young ladies have to do with vs battles?
>>151701336BOUNDLESS BREASTS.
>>151701333Assfaggotry is a gateway to scat.
>posting schoolaged girlsTTD can't come soon enough (2)
>>151701333Trips of TRUTH, fellow Stephanie Vaquer fan.
Reminder that our resident troon is a pedophile. I will gladly pay 1000 dollars for someone to kill this spic.
>>151701373They're 18.
>>151701333Boobfags totally btfo by trips of truth
>>151701137Actually those are on the digimon physiology pages
>>151701332What stops Joey from leaving Hulk at city block level and then using a card that banishes monsters instead of being allowed to use the Green Door
Oppaiversal.
>>151701416A giant green fist.
>>151701441Too late, Magical Arm Shield
Reminder that higher infinities make no sense in terms of battleboarding or power, and an infinite universe is the exact same thing as an infinite multiverse and that's the same as an infinite planet.
>>151700829There won’t ever be a fight on the scale of Krasura levels of fraud again, at least for a LONG while since DB is likely on edge after that fiasco.>one side is a poster child of featsmen and all his calcs are from feats he’s directly done with no bullshit or statement wanking>other side is a controversial/hated “lore” and chainscaling fraud who didn’t scale to a single feat DB put him at, much less actually accomplishing them>the fraud was a genocidal monster that left an entire country in ruin with his temper tantrum while the “monster” was the guy who has never laid a hand on an innocent person, whose job was to protect his planet and has “saved the universe” on his resume>said fraud stomped the featsman while lecturing him and won because of literal fanfiction scaling debunked by his own creatorsThe absolute dissonance between someone who actually puts belt to ass to someone who sucked off like 5 other characters for feats because he genuinely has no good ones of his own, is way too much to be compared to unless they put a literal wall level character against someone like Simon and say the wall character wins while absolutely humiliating their opponent.
>>151701459Erm, there are larger infinities in mathematics thoughever, and you can even change something like the limit for infinite sequences
>>151701494>in terms of battleboarding or power
>>151701106The room is small, silent, and suffocating—two chairs, one mahjong table, and the faint beep… beep… of explosive collars synced to every turn.Izuku Midoriya sits stiffly, fingers trembling over the tiles. No Quirk. No plan. Just him.Celestia Ludenberg smiles.“Relax, darling,” she purrs, stacking her chips with practiced elegance. “It’s only a game.”Deku swallows. I can’t win like this… I’m not even good at mahjong. His eyes dart to her collar, then to her throat. If I knock her out—He lunges.The collar flashes red.A warning tone screams.Deku freezes mid-step, breathing hard, sweat pouring down his face. “S-Sorry! I—I thought—”Celestia sighs, unimpressed. “Sloppy. You move without thinking. Gambling punishes that.”She discards a tile. Perfectly timed.The collars settle back to green.Deku’s hands shake worse now. He starts rushing—bad draws, desperate calls, second-guessing every move. He tries intimidation, slamming the table, throwing a half-hearted punch wide of her face. Nothing triggers—Celestia never breaks eye contact.“Did you know,” she says softly, “that fear makes people predictable?”Turn by turn, she bleeds him dry. She reads his posture, his breathing, the way his eyes linger on certain tiles. She guides him into bad choices, baiting his insecurity with feigned mistakes.Finally—“Ron.”Her hand is flawless.Deku looks down. His collar turns red.“W-Wait! I can—!”Explosion.Smoke fills the room.Celestia stands, adjusts her tie, and steps over the headless body that once was Deku.“Fortune favors those who understand human weakness,” she says, smiling. “And you, my dear… wear yours on your sleeve.”
>>151701516why did Celestia referring to Ron Weasley blow up Deku
>>151701447Can't be activated unless your opponent controls a valid target which can't be the attacking monster. At the bare minimum I at least expect you to know how the game works.
>>151701078KindaThey get more in Masters (Serena is a fashionista, Calem is a bit of a loner and has an inferiority complex to Serena since Masters makes her the canon MC and Calem the rival)But they're mostly self insert fodder
Gonna bounce back to in-universe fights, do you think that if she wasn't having a schizoid melty, Azula could have defeated Zuko or would he still skill-mog her
>>151701516Dekubros...
>>151701516Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151701554She would have stomped himZuko and Katara were initially going to 2v1 her because a 1 on 1 against her was too dangerousZuko only challenged her to Agni Kai because he saw she was unstable and he could exploit that
This was a close fight, the winner was only infinitely stronger, faster, smarter and more durable and had all the resistances and instant win haxes the loser had no counter or resistance to.
>>151701554I don't think there's anything to say that Azula could. She excels at throwing out raw power with lightning bending so she'd be doing the same shit anyway.
>>151701593This fight? KINGtos vs the MONSTER.
>>151701593>Trunks vs Silver out of NOWHERE
>>151701593Storm vs Korra..
>>151699333Two Fucked Up Frauds. And it's Kratos & Dio beaten up and left in the dumpster.
>>151701591I was thinking about it and he already was going in with the idea of fighting her so he'd have to be confident in his skills of fighting Azula normally. Plus he was training with Aang and got teachings from Iroh and the Dragons while Azula was just stagnating. Plus while yeah her breakdown was making her sloppy I dont feel like she was lacking any intensity with her firebending. Plus I feel the desperation stacked with the breakdown is what made her aim for Katara, if she was level headed she'd likely just try to kill Zuko (she wasn't aware he could redirect it, but its also strange Zuko just willingly blunts out that he could instead of saving it for a surprise counter). Thats not to say there isn't evidence she'd target a weaker person if it'd help her escape but like, why would she want to in that moment when shes being crowned firelord and actively wants to beat Zuko
The fight in which the loser takes every category but has no wincon while the winner loses every category but has an actual wincon
>>151699333Two Faggy Fruits (Speedy and DJTiki).
>>151701516The arena looks like something ripped from a discount comic con—stone pillars, flaming braziers, and a crowd that doesn’t know whether to cheer or cringe.KINGtos enters first.He cracks his knuckles, adjusts his beard, and takes a deep, centering breath.“I acknowledge my privilege as a god of war,” he announces. “And I choose to be better.”Across from him, Listroon (Forma Hombre) flexes way too hard. Veins pop. Shirt strains. The pose lasts a second too long.“RAAAAH! I HATE SUPERMAN!” Listroon roars, punching the ground. “AND I’M NOT WEIRD ABOUT JENNY—SHE’S JUST MY WIFE!”KINGtos winces. “Brother… repression is a prison.”Listroon charges, swinging wildly. Every punch screams trying too hard. KINGtos blocks easily, not even attacking back—just parrying, stepping aside, letting Listroon burn himself out.“You don’t need to prove your masculinity through violence,” KINGtos says calmly. “Growth is choosing softness.”“SHUT UP!” Listroon yells, fists shaking. “MEN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE STRONG! COOL! NOT—NOT—”He falters. His stance collapses.KINGtos lowers his blades.“I was once obsessed with what I should be,” he admits. “It destroyed me. Be who you are, not what you think earns respect.”Listroon’s breathing slows. His muscles slacken. The macho posture melts away.“…I just like robots and pink and being dramatic,” he mutters.KINGtos smiles proudly. “That is valid.”Listroon straightens—not flexing this time, just standing comfortably. His form flickers. The forced masculinity fades, replaced with something honest.KINGtos drops to one knee.“I yield,” he says. “This battle no longer serves growth.”Listroon blinks. “…Wait. I won?”The crowd erupts.Listroon grins—soft, real, unforced.
>>151701533>Not using Banner to destroy HulkRetard. Cards can treat souls as monsters (see Jaden vs Yubel)
>>151701678Every single regenman fight.
>>151701032Matt because Metalgarurumon probably gets a Jinzo style excuse to no sell Time Wizard and Joey has nothing else to really deal with it from what I remember outside of sending him forward in time a little bit
*super duper gay sissy noises*
HOLLLY FUAARRKK
>>151701728The sending forward in time is also only if he has the Claw of Hermos to combine with Time Wizard
>>151701707>already HBOCNot Magical Arm Shield works. If it did then you could just use the other duelist as the target.
>>151701700Kill yourself listtroon.
>>151701728Red Eyes Fang With Chain
>>151701764>Blue Eyes is stronger than thisYup yup Kaiba's gonna win his match
>>151701780Super Polymerization can’t fuse the player in the game or the universes outside the game either but we’re talking about outside the game.
>>151699333Reroll: >>151701639
>>151701728>>151701814https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Digimon_Physiology>No Transmutation Resistance>Turns MetalGarurumon into duel armor
>>151699313Nikocado Avacado!! Two Voiding Voids!!
>>151701878They didn't give Yugi Duel Armor
>>151701823KuWHOto Dansissies... haha, just kidding, Kaiba is gaping Digimon instead.
>>151701894Fang with Chain turns monsters into battle gear. Maybe it’s a gun, maybe it’s an axe, either way, Matt’s getting killed
>>151699313Whoops! Sorry! I meant to post this: >>151701639 in reply to the 12 Days of Christmas thing.
>>151701833Okay show Joey or Magical Arm Shield doing it.
>>151699313Two Tired Hosts (Part 2). And it's Ben and Chad hanging themselves outside while you see DB fans that are literal toddlers liking matchups featuring Bluey and Paw Patrol (aka toddlershit).
>>151701878>card Joey doesn't haveOh you're making it too easy...
>>151699313This: >>151701971 but also add weirdos and creeps like ListTroon, SethTheProgrammer, DJTiki, Swan, and Max from GalaxyVid.
>>151701971Worse, make it the tranny shit they post on the discord
>>151702007Do tell so that I can include it.
>>151699313Two BETTER MEN
>>151699103>Over a year without any Marvel vs DC capeshit episodes.>Best of the last year and a half were episodes with only video game and anime characters.How will comic fags ever recover?
>>151701302>>151701356What anime/manga/game?
>>151699313Two Trannys Tortured and it's QUEENtos and Super(wo)man (they look exactly the same but are wearing makeup) getting tortured medieval style
>>151699313Reroll again >>151702001
>>151701992Duel Links, retard.
>>151701494>Erm, there arethat violates the entropy of the universe so no. it's just a fictional artifact on the same level as a "visible invisible unicorn"
>>151699313Two OMNIVERSAL BVLLS
>>151702134You’re the Yugifag, can you use Magical Arm Shield on souls like Super Poly or no?
>>151701279The Man Who Sold The World.https://youtube.com/watch?v=FKwVFWwA_x8&pp=ygUVZHVyYW4gZHVyYW4gaW52aXNpYmxl
>>151702073>muh flop season>CAPESHITCAPESHITCAPESHITSo sad LMFAO
How long until poeerscaling gets so retarded that we start calcing characters like Jason Bourne as multiversal with incalculable speed?>Captcha: 2T2HRT
>>1516993132 Tuckered Cuties and it's KINGtos and Asura cuddling
>>151702205Learn to spell
>>151699925I mean Deku is on par with Kratos in terms of visual feats, so it's not THAT far-fetched
>>151702018If anyone still has those screencaps, but I remember one was a request for Bridget vs Poison and they wanted boomstick to say Trans Rights. Then quickly anons pointed out that both characters use rope-based weapons (a yo-yo and a whip) so the death would likely have been one of them getting hanged
>>151702221That's an insult to Deku.
>>151699313Two cape slop fights, and its Superman vs Thor and Omniman vs Mr. Incredible
>>151699103Superman has no anchor to the real world, save for a couple schizophrenics and retards, Thor has actual history, so I would be inclined to give it to Thor
>>151702221
>>151699313TWO CHECKED FRAUDS (Dante and Godzilla)
>>151702182>on souls like Super Polysuperpoly fused the bodies tooMagical Arm Shield shouldn't do that anyway, it's just a toy. it won't tear your soul out of the body; now if you are just a soul then now it should grab you
>>151702220Still whiter than you, Ernesto
>>151702290That’s retarded. Who writes this slop
>>151699313Two featsGODS (Clive and Buffy)
>>151701935Wouldn't they just argue dna digivolving countering it ala they can freely morph making it moot.
>>151699313This: >>151702001 but also add HRT syringe needles around the area.
>>151702349lol no. That’s like saying Mega Evolution would help a Pokémon undo turning to stone
>>151702254>bullet level
>>151699313Two Broken JeetsAnd its two Asuras crying
>>151702378If Asura could multiply why didn't he use that against KINGtos?
Dude im not even the one doing the tournament and I still get mad at seeing the Anti-Listroonfag posting, is he ban evading?
>>151699313Reroll: >>151702355
>>151702324>That’s retardedfusing requires the use of an millennium item, the very things that affects souls. of course a random toy trap shouldn't fuck over souls even if you manifest your Ba in itpoly is a spell invented by pegasus, superpoly is just poly on steroids so if you have enough spirit energy, it will outscale the millennium itemthat's all there isand it's not like you need traps rip people souls in yugioh
>>151702392Yeah it pisses me off too nglThe AI tournaments are kino
>>151702349By that logic, Luffy could just go Gear 5 if Gremny turned his bones to cookie
>>151702391He didThose "forms"? All a different Asura he cloned before they got oneshot
>>151702414Does Joey beat the Matt guy from Digimon if he gets Duel Links?
>>151699313Two Fists in KINGly assholes (Asura fisting KINGtos)
I lost...
>>151702421Nah, they're faggotshit.
>>151702445>if he gets Duel Links?does digimon have hax against NEGATES? does Matt have it?
>>151702421Yeah and Death Battle India Edition threads from /trash/ were kino too, who can't forget Mussolini vs King Dedede
>>151702421They're basically spam
>>151702130>gachatrashlolI mean scaling to the digimon games is fine by me
>>151702489>>151701878Maybe?
>>151699313This but change the title to "Two Hanging Hosts": >>151702489
>>151699313Two Trap CardsYugi holding Magic Cylinder and Mirror Force
>>151702503>Implying the general doesn't get spammed with kekoldry and ad hominemWe want to see characters fighting, not obsessing over the same 6 combatants again and again
>>151702513>duel links>gachayou are thinking of master duel
>>151699313Sorry, meant for >>151702355 with the Two Hanging Hosts thing.
>>151702392>>151702421Kill yourself, listroon.
>>151699313Two lore kings (KINGtos and Doom Slayer)
>>151702513>No feats of doing it as a axe>Only able to manipulate Pokémon style resistances and weaknesses Yawn. Loses to Fang With Chain
>>151701878>vsbattlesit's hard to take seriously a website that butchered smt demons and personas
>>151702556You are retarded
>fraudchecked Kratos>fraudchecked Ghost JOBBERWho can stop SPAWN?
>>151699333Takeru "T.K." Takaishi vs Andromeda Shun
>>151702586>>151702513This guy?
>>151702586His wife's bull
>>151699313Reroll >>151702549 but have Listtroon get sucked into Nikocado's ass.
>>151702607You've been refuted, go back to the sharty kid
>>151699313>>151702607
>>151699313This >>151702607 but have this anon getting shat on by Indians: >>151702636
>Can't face the truthKWABOOTY!!!
Hey if I jerk off to Spawn railing Wonder Woman, is that black guy porn?
>>151702669KINGtos...
>>151702586>Fraudchecked Pre-Asura KratosKINGtos would make Spawn a better man.
>>151699313Two Gassy Gays. Nikocado and Incredibly Gassy shitting on the entire VSwiki and the VSfags are running away trying to escape the smell.
>>151701878>summary. uses.half of this is stuff Kaiba hashell, duel links is a host computer already, it may be higher than time stranger's homeostasis
>>151702565What do you mean? I'm just reading the effects and it says all weakness become resistances. Seems clear enough to me. Or do you mean it's just like how the card says nothing about becoming an axe or whatever headcanon you have there?
>>151702752Do you think Tony can beat Kaiba?
>>1516993132 soijaks of Anti-Listroonfag
>>151702754Because you have to take in context of the effects, regard. Does it even link to anything besides information manipulation, how do you know it’s not limited to the Virus Vaccine thing Digimon has
>>151699764Egyptians are CHADbased because they were in my favorite cartoon yugeioh and if all the other plebs are good or bad depends on what ancient chadgyptians say about them
Wonder if the salty bunch in the comment sections of DMC's Death Battles are the same guys behind the Vsbattles 9D DMC hoax. Donnie Danko, Ebenezer Stooge, B3truth, Memes All Around, and other accounts are likely run by 1 or 2 people who pretend to be many, just like what happened at Vsbattles. Reminds me of the Smurf guy who spammed a fuck ton the comment section of DMC-related entries in G1. Maybe the Smurf guy is also among them. https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/151207058/#151207174
>>151702767>Do you think Tony can beat Kaiba?yugioh author Kaz drew a iron man/spider man comic. that Tony gets stompedi don't know what marvel is doing with tony right now although those godzilla crossovers ain't painting a good look
>>151702721He'd get GAPED.>>151699313Two King Killers. Asura and Spawn killing 10 Kratos' with some of their heads bring hung on the wall.
>>151699313Two schizo KINGS (Bruce Banner and Yugi)
>>151699313>>151702663
>>151702794>how do you know it’s not limited to the Virus Vaccine thing Digimon haskek do you really want to pull this argument? I think it's about time I see Fang with Chain turn something into an axe like you've been saying. It better not be a duel monster either since we can't know if it's not limited to those
>>151702827movie tony also loses to kaiba
>>151702827Imma laugh if the ninja turtles get better Godzilla scaling
>>151702922Actually we already got confirmation other beings can be considered monsters by Yugioh standards. I asked first, so show up to throw up nigga
>>151702923I'm talking about tony in generalDoesn't he have armors that scale to celestials or some shit like that?
>>151699313Reroll for >>151702838
>>151701700The battlefield is a shattered city block, silent except for the wind.Tien lands lightly, arms crossed, third eye scanning.Across from him, Mei Mei smiles calmly, counting money on her phone. Ui Ui stands close—too close—watching her with unnerving devotion.“Remember,” Mei Mei says sweetly, not looking at him, “if you do well, I’ll praise you.”Ui Ui nods instantly. “Anything for you, onee-san.”Tien stiffens. “…What the hell is this?”Mei Mei finally looks up. “A professional relationship.”Tien’s jaw tightens. “No. That’s not professional. That’s disgusting.”Ui Ui teleports behind Tien in a flash—curse technique snapping space itself. Tien barely reacts, weaving aside and countering with a sharp elbow that sends the boy skidding across concrete.Mei Mei sighs. “Careful. He’s expensive.”That does it.Tien explodes forward, ki flaring. “You’re using him like a tool. I’ve trained under monsters, but even they didn’t sink this low.”Ui Ui reappears again and again, warping space to redirect Mei Mei’s crow attacks, his face twisted with desperate loyalty. Tien reads the rhythm, opens his third eye wider—“KIKOHO!”The blast obliterates the battlefield, forcing Mei Mei to shield herself with cursed energy and dragging Ui Ui out of position. He collapses, shaken but alive.Tien lands in front of Mei Mei, breathing hard.“I don’t hit kids,” he says coldly. “But I will break whatever’s keeping him chained to you.”Mei Mei clicks her tongue, scooping Ui Ui up. “Tsk. Not worth the payout.”Tien obliterates her with a single Ki blast, leaving nothing but red dust.Tien stands alone, fists clenched.“…Disgusting,” he mutters. “Power without morals is just rot.” sorry for the wait I had to do some work stuff
>>151699313This, lol >>151702663
>>151699313Two BPDs (Hulk and yugi)
>>151702977DEITYnhan...
>>151703000I'm schizophrenic, I'm not schizophrenic...
>>151702977The battlefield is Red Square—except it’s on fire, literally and metaphorically.Thunder cracks as Vladimir Putin arrives shirtless, muscles oiled, riding a grizzly bear like it’s a casual Tuesday. He hops off, cracks his neck, and smirks.“I wrestle nations,” he growls. “I fear no man.”A beat drops.Spotlights ignite.“IT’S EPIC—”“—RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!”Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD stride forward, mics in hand, backed by producers, cameramen, and sheer chaotic confidence.Nice Peter fires first, bars sharp as knives—mocking the bear, the bravado, the fragile masculinity hidden under propaganda muscles. EpicLLOYD follows, dissecting Putin’s image line by line, flipping every tough-guy pose into a punchline.Putin charges, throwing punches between verses, bear roaring behind him—but the bars keep landing.“You flex for the cameras but crumble to critique,”“Your power’s all posture, your myth is boutique!”The staff jumps in—backup vocals, ad-libs, rhythm shifts. The wordplay escalates. Multisyllabics. Internal rhymes. Historical callbacks. No mercy.Putin staggers.“What is this noise?!” he roars, clutching his head. “IT’S TOO—”The final verse hits.A flawless, nuclear-grade scheme. The kind of rap that rewires neurons.Putin freezes. Eyes widen. A single tear forms.“…This is… peak,” he whispers.BOOM.A burst of pure lyrical overload. Bear gone. Ego gone. Only smoke and a discarded pair of sunglasses remain.Nice Peter lowers the mic. “Damn.”EpicLLOYD nods. “Shouldn’t have challenged the culture.”The beat cuts.“WHO WON?”“YOU DECIDE!”But everyone already knows
>>151702946I'm not seeing any axes. Where is it?
>>151703051Fuck off listtroon.
>Fuck off listtroon.
>>151703051The arena is a dusty desert plain—flat, empty, and painfully mundane.Joey Wheeler rolls his shoulders, already annoyed. “Man, this stinks. If I had my deck, this’d be over in two turns.”Across from him, Moses adjusts his robes, looking just as unhappy. “I once parted seas and called plagues from heaven,” he mutters. “Why am I doing this?”They circle each other awkwardly.Moses suddenly reaches into his robe. “If I may just—”“Aww hell no.”Joey lunges and punches a deck clean out of Moses’ hands, cards scattering into the sand.“HEY!” Joey shouts. “No cards! That’s cheatin’!”Moses winces, rubbing his jaw. “…I challenged a Pharaoh once with a deck like that. Even dueled the spirit of the Pharaoh himself—Atem. Won our freedom one draw at a time.”Joey pauses. “Huh. That’s… actually kinda awesome.”Then Moses swings—surprisingly hard. Joey stumbles back, spitting sand.They trade clumsy punches. No technique. No flair. Just two guys who are very bad at this. Moses tries to grab Joey’s arm like he’s holding a staff that isn’t there. Joey throws wild Brooklyn haymakers, breathing heavy.“Kid,” Moses pants, “I am far too old for this.”“Yeah?” Joey grunts. “I been punched by gods!”Moses raises his hands, calling instinctively for divine power.Nothing happens.Joey seizes the opening and lands one desperate, full-body punch to Moses’ chin.THUD.Moses collapses into the sand, unconscious, tablets clattering beside him.Joey stands there, swaying. “…Man,” he says between breaths, “thanks for the new deck...”He looks down respectfully, taking the cards left behind by Moses.“Next time, we duel.”
>>151703124Love this little guy.
>>151703199He fucks She-Hulk btw
>>151703131The Bride stands perfectly still, katana sheathed, eyes cold.Across from her, Charlie Kirk adjusts his blazer, smirking like he’s already won.“Okay, sweetheart,” he says, hands out. “Before you do anything emotional, let me logically explain why violence is a product of woke culture.”The Bride blinks.“…What?”Kirk circles her, pointing a finger. “See, biologically speaking, women aren’t wired for combat. Historically—”She shifts her stance slightly. He notices and grins.“Oh, look at that posture. Let me explain swordsmanship real quick—samurai culture was actually super patriarchal, so technically that katana supports my argument.”She waits. Patient. Confused.Is this a distraction? she wonders. A psychological ploy?Kirk keeps going.“And another thing—if you’d just debated Bill instead of, you know, murdering people, this whole revenge arc wouldn’t exist. Facts don’t care about your feelings.”Five seconds pass.Ten.He’s still talking.The Bride exhales.“So… you’re not going to attack?” she asks flatly.“Attack?” Kirk scoffs. “Why would I need to? I’m winning right now.”Realization dawns.“Oh,” she says softly. “You’re an idiot.”Kirk opens his mouth to respond—SHING.The katana flashes.One clean step forward. One precise slash.Kirk freezes mid-rant, eyes wide. “…Okay but if you look at the data—”He collapses.The Bride wipes the blade, genuinely puzzled.“I thought you had a plan,” she mutters.She walks away as the wind carries his unfinished debate into silence
>>151703210I wish I was She-Hulk so I could jam my maasive futa cock into Snoo's tight little alien butthole
>>151703248She-Hulk lounged on the reinforced bench in the Avengers private gym, legs spread wide, emerald skin gleaming under the lights. Between her towering thighs sat Snoo, barely waist-high to her, his round white body trembling, orange antenna quivering like a nervous puppy.“Look at you, little Reddit perv,” Jennifer purred, voice dripping with dark honey. She hooked one finger under his chin, tilting his blank face up to meet her glowing green eyes. “Caught you staring again. Want Mommy to take care of that, baby?”Snoo’s squeaky voice cracked. “Y-yes please, Mommy Hulk!”She chuckled, low and dangerous, and flicked the front of his little suit. Fabric ripped like paper. Out sprang the most ridiculous cock she’d ever seen: thick as her forearm, longer than Snoo’s entire torso, cartoon-red and angrily throbbing, veins pulsing like it had a heartbeat of its own. A fat bead of pre rolled down the swollen head and dripped onto her thigh.“Holy shit,” she breathed Jen, eyes sparkling with delight. “All that squeaky innocence hiding a goddamn monster.”Snoo whimpered, kicking tiny legs. “M-Mommy it aches—”“Shh, baby. Mommy’s got you.” She scooped him up like a doll and settled him higher, sliding that obscene shaft between the crushing heat of her massive green thighs. One flex and the slick channel clamped down, swallowing him to the root. The fat head bulged out the top, smearing pre across her ripped abs.
>>151703276Jen rolled her hips slow and cruel, thighs rippling, stroking him in long, milking waves. “Feel that, little boy. Feel Mommy’s legs ruin you.”Snoo’s entire body vibrated. His antenna flopped wildly as he let out a warbling, high-pitched squeal. “Mommy! Mommy it’s too big, it’s—ahh—gonna—!”“That’s it,” she growled, squeezing harder, muscles flexing like steel cables around his pulsing length. “Squeal for me. Show Mommy how happy her thighs make you.”His hips jerked helplessly, cock swelling impossibly thicker between the crushing green vice. With a long, hiccupping Reddit-upvote squeal he exploded, thick ropes of white erupting in messy arcs, painting her abs, dripping down her legs in sticky rivers.Jennifer kept flexing, slow and relentless, wringing every last drop until he went limp, twitching and whimpering in her lap.She licked a streak off her fingers, smirking down at the spent little mascot. “Good boy. Mommy’s definitely keeping this toy.”
I know Atem vs Moses is a huge meme but what about Kaiba vs Moses? >he said he'd fire God for poorly designing reality >his technology can counter magic and make thoughts into reality The Biblical God is also totally featless when it comes to absolute atheists and materialists like Kaiba.
>>151703212The battlefield shimmers like a dueling arena caught between worlds.Albus Dumbledore stands calm, wand raised.Opposite him, Serena tightens her gloves and tosses a Poké Ball.“Braixen, let’s go!”Braixen fires a clean Flamethrower—only for Dumbledore to flick his wand, transfiguring the fire into harmless sparks.“Magic is a matter of intent,” he says kindly. “And experience.”Serena switches tactics. Pancham rushes in—stunned by a silent Petrificus Totalus. Sylveon follows, ribbons flying, only to be forced back by a shimmering barrier.Serena grimaces. “This isn’t… a Gym Battle.”Dumbledore smiles. “Indeed. You fight with rules. I do not.”Lightning cracks. Time seems to slow. Serena stumbles back, breathing hard.Then she straightens.“…Okay,” she says. “No more rules.”She reaches for every Poké Ball at once.“ALL OF YOU—I CHOOSE YOU!”The field erupts.Delphox, Greninja, Charizard, Sylveon, Braixen, Pancham, Noivern, Aegislash, Gardevoir, Absol— pokemon completely flood the arena.Dumbledore’s eyes widen. “Ah.”Psychic waves shatter shields. Fairy energy tangles spellcasting. Greninja blitzes from the shadows while Charizard scorches the sky. Aegislash clashes midair with conjured blades. Delphox counters spells with raw arcane fire of its own.Dumbledore tries to respond—tries to think——but there are too many angles. Too much pressure. Too much power.A combined assault lands.Smoke clears.Dumbledore is no more, wand cracked and a burning skeleton all that remains.Serena exhales, recalling her team.“Sometimes... You just need everyone.”
>>151703304Jennifer stood up, thighs still glistening with the mess he’d made, and turned around. Her back to the trembling little mascot. She hooked her thumbs under the waistband of her torn shorts and peeled them down slowly, letting the fabric snap against her hips before kicking them aside. The motion made her massive green glutes flex, two perfect, sculpted boulders that could crush steel.Snoo stared up, antenna drooping in awe, that ridiculous cock already twitching back to life.“Up,” she ordered, voice velvet and steel.He squeaked and scrambled forward on tiny legs. Jen reached back, plucked him off the floor like a toy, and brought him to eye level with her ass. She spread one cheek with her cheeks with her free hand, revealing the tight, glistening ring of muscle.“Mommy’s taking her favorite new plug for a ride.”Before he could squeak, she pressed his round head against her hole. The slick heat swallowed him inch by inch, his white body sliding in with obscene ease until only his little kicking legs and that monstrous red cock stuck out, throbbing against the cleft of her ass.Jennifer let out a low, filthy moan as she sank down, impaling herself fully. Her glutes settled against the bench with a heavy thud, Snoo completely buried inside, only the fat head of his cock peeking out beneath her like a lewd tail.She rolled her hips in a slow circle, feeling him squirm and stretch her from the inside.From deep within came the muffled, vibrating squeal: “Ooooooo Mommy! I’m a good boy! I’m Mommy’s good little plug!”Jen grinned, clenching hard enough to make him shriek again. “Damn right you are.” She started bouncing lightly, each drop making his cock slap wetly against her lower back while he wailed in delirious, high-pitched bliss.“Keep squealing, baby. Mommy’s gonna wear you all night.”
>>151702821Dante is the more popular character, of course more casualfags think he wins, why would you assume that random YouTube fags are your VSBW boogeymen?
>>151703311I don't think Kaiba can be considered atheistHe's more anti-theist
>>151703321The battlefield flickers like a half-remembered dream—sketchy, unstable, wrong.Sunny stands silently, knife loose in his hand.Aubrey grips her nail bat, scowling.A crater explodes in front of them.Out of the smoke stumbles WEAKdock—bloodied armor, cracked headband, breathing hard. He strikes a heroic pose anyway.“Hah… you’re too late,” he pants. “I’ve never been stronger. Stronger than Frieza. Stronger than—uh—hold on.”He snaps his fingers.Nothing happens.“…Huh.”Aubrey blinks. “Is this guy serious?”WEAKdock squints at his hand. “I should’ve destroyed the solar system just now. That usually happens.” He looks around wildly. “Is this Death Battle? Because I definitely beat Omni-Man this time. I swear. I saw it. Or I didn’t. They robbed me.”Sunny tilts his head.WEAKdock suddenly charges, screaming, throwing a punch that should crack reality.Sunny sidesteps.The punch barely dents the ground.WEAKdock stares at the crater. “…Why am I so weak?”The world shifts. Colors darken. The air thickens with guilt and memory.Aubrey rushes in, bat slamming into WEAKdock’s ribs. He crashes back, wheezing.“Kid,” WEAKdock mutters from the ground, dazed, “I used to fight tyrants… now I can’t even scare teenagers…”Sunny steps forward. The dream closes in. Shadows stretch. WEAKdock tries to power up—flickering, unstable, confused.“I was supposed to win,” he whispers. “Wasn’t I?”A final hit. Reality snaps.WEAKdock fades out, still muttering about power scaling and rematches.The dream quiets.Aubrey exhales. “Weird guy.”Sunny says nothing.FIRST ROUND COMPLETED!
>>151703321>Serena had Braixen murder Dumbledore in a friendly match just because he cheatedHoly FUARK
>>151703311Just wait till this nigga meets the indian gods, they'll make him pay
>Redditsexual fantasiesFavourite character?
>>151703124>>151703199>>151703210>>151703248>>151703276>>151703304>>151703340Fuck off Listtroon. Even Nikofag is superior to you.
>>151703388>KAIBA SARR DO NOT YOU DARE REDEEM YOU BLODDY BINCH BASTARD!>*Kaiba pollutes India even further with Kaiba Corp and then uses his afterlife machine to pollute the higher realms*>AIEEEEEE ADI SHANKAR-SAARMA SAVE US!!!
>>151703311>absolute atheists and materialists Because according to the Bible, they don't even exist >The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19 since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.Everybody knows/believes in God but they simply refuse to submit to Him because of sin and Kaiba is obviously too blinded by pride to acknowledge God.
>>151703420>Nikofag out of nowhereSomebody has low self esteem issues...
>>151703420>420Kino!
>>151703444SameCHAD...
>>151703388>>151703438Kaiba is a billionaire tech CEO with the ability to breach into the afterlife. He'd nuke India and then go to the domain of the Indian gods and kill them all too
>>151703444Nice photoshop.
>>151703444based snooposter
SNOOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
>>151703495Me must be better they/thems!
>>151700829No, it even instituted “seeing is believing” just to fraudcheck Gengar, so Kratosfags better watch out in the future.
Yeah. I think I won this on.
>>151699313On the second day of christmas, this general leaked my xwitter robofetishism account.
>>151703578ESListroon... You did not win this "on..."
KEKYROOKEKYCHOOKYKEKYPOWKEKYPOOPIEKEKAROOKEKARONIKEK KEK KEKI'M SUCH A HAPPY KEK!
>>151703611Nikofag...
Yeah. I think I lin this on.
>>151703639NikoESL... You didn't not "Lin" this "On..."
KEKKYPALOOZA!
>>151703683The Ren.That is all.
Yeah I think I lis thir oon.
Jiren enters the scene and you IMMEDIATELY know what's going to happen to that verse. He's just that kind of character.
Post either Superman or Goku destroying a multiverse. Jiren stomps both.
Yeah I think I listtroon.
I love licking the salty bits under my polycule's trans girlie goonclitties <3333
*G-g-g-g-gulp* J-J-J-Jiren is here!? I gotta get outta here!!!
>>151703843KINGTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!
What the FUCK??? I'm not joking my ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE just BLEW the FUCK up! What is going on??? Please, I need an explanation!!
>>151703844Everyone...
>>151703384ROUND 2 STARTS! The room is quiet. A table. Two chairs. A revolver between them.Celestia Ludenberg sits perfectly composed, hands folded, smiling like this is afternoon tea.Listroon stands instead—softer clothes now, expressive posture, emotions close to the surface. No flexing. No forced bravado. Just nerves and fire.“I’m not playing,” he snaps. “I don’t need this. I can still win the old way.”He lunges.Celestia doesn’t even flinch. “Oh? Still so reactive,” she says sweetly. “I thought you’d grown past that… dear.”Listroon freezes. “Don’t—don’t do that.”She tilts her head. “Do what? Acknowledge the real you? Or remind you how fragile your confidence still is?”His hands shake. He backs away from the gun.Celestia smiles wider. “You don’t have to play,” she says softly. “Strong people don’t need to prove anything… do they?”From the sidelines, KINGtos cups his hands.“YOU GOT THIS, BESTIE! AUTHENTICITY IS STRENGTH!”Listroon looks at him. Swallows.“…Shut up,” he mutters. Then, louder: “I’m not scared.”He sits.Celestia gestures politely. “Ladies first?”She spins the chamber once. Click. Raises the gun. Fires.Click.Her luck hums invisibly.Listroon laughs, manic. “See? It’s nothing!” He grabs the gun, spins wildly—too fast—and presses it to his head.KINGtos winces. “WAIT—BOUNDARIES—!”BANG.Silence.Celestia exhales, genuinely relieved, and gently places the gun down.“Such passion,” she murmurs. “But emotion is a terrible substitute for composure.”She stands, adjusts her drills, and walks past the fallen Tranny
Yeah, I think I Nikofag.
>>151703865Uh oh! Stinky!
Jiren status?
>India starts to wake up>Jiren out of no where, thread quality dropshmmm...
TWENTY FIRST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN
>>151703922He's laughing... He's just laughing... He says he'll never die
>>151703922Wonned Jirenly.
>>151703875The beat drops before the dust even settles.Spotlights flare. Cameras roll.“IT’S EPIC—”“—RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!”Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD stride out, crew in tow, bass shaking the arena. Tien lands opposite them, arms crossed, third eye narrowed.“…This is my opponent?” he asks flatly.Nice Peter grins. “Don’t underestimate the mic.”The verse hits—fast, clever, packed with history flips and martial arts wordplay. EpicLLOYD follows, breaking down Tien’s stoicism, the third eye, the self-sacrifice streak.Tien exhales. “Hmph.”Ki flares.He moves—blinding speed, shockwaves rippling—but the bars keep coming. The crew dodges, ad-libs firing like ki blasts. The rhythm throws him off. There’s no opening to strike—only timing.Tien stops.“…You know what?” He steps back, then smirks. “My turn.”The beat resets.Tien grabs a mic.His flow is sharp—disciplined. No bravado. No ego. He raps about training under brutal masters, about giving everything without applause, about fighting not for glory but balance. The third eye glows as his cadence locks perfectly with the beat.Nice Peter’s eyebrows shoot up.EpicLLOYD laughs. “Okay—respect.”The crowd roars.Tien finishes strong, breathing steady.“…That was actually fun,” he admits. He looks around the arena, then at the rest of the bracket flickering in the distance.“No worthy challengers. No purpose in proving anything.”He bows.“I retire.”The beat fades. ERB exchange a look, then shrug.“Guess that’s a W?”“Guess so.”“WHO WON?”"WHO'S NEXT?""YOU DECIDE?"Everyone already knows.
>JirenMade a better man. DONE.
>>151703968>Tien dips>not even a Chiaotzu verse for a proper 2v2disappointing, anon
>>151703968>Awesome Tien is so awesome that he realizes that this tournament is pointless and decides to do something elseUnironically kino
>>151703968>Tien decided to follow his dreams and be a rapper
>>151703968The arena lights flicker on a familiar sight—stone floor, open space.The Bride stands ready, katana gleaming.Joey Wheeler gulps… then grins, pulling a battered deck from his jacket. Ancient symbols. Hebrew script. Lightning, plagues, staffs, seas.“…Man,” Joey mutters, shuffling. “Moses really didn’t label any of this.”The Bride narrows her eyes. “You’re holding cards.”“Yeah, well—long story.”She lunges.“DRAW!”Joey slaps a card down just in time. A glowing barrier flares—PLAGUE OF LOCUSTS—forcing her back as spectral shapes swarm the air.She slices through them effortlessly, closing the distance again.Joey’s sweating now. “Okay, okay, not a stall deck—got it!”He flips another card. PARTING OF THE SEA. The ground splits, forcing The Bride to leap aside mid-charge.She lands, rolls, throws a blade—Joey barely ducks.“This deck’s nuts!” Joey yells. “I don’t even know what half of you do!”He improvises. Reads the board. Feels the flow.That’s Joey’s strength.TEN COMMANDMENTS – JUDGMENT MODE.Chains of light slam down, slowing her just enough.Joey draws one more card. His eyes widen.“…Oh.”He grins.“Guess I should ask Yugi about this one later—seems like Pharaoh-related stuff runs in the family.”He slams it down.WRATH OF GOD.A blinding flash. A shockwave. The Bride is completely scorched not even bones remaining, katana skidding across the floor.The wind takes away what little remains of her.Joey exhales hard, knees shaking. “Man… supernatural decks are way harder to pilot.”He looks up at her scattering ashes respectfully. “You’re still terrifying, lady.”He gathers the cards, smiling.
>>151704004>>151704006duality of men
>>151704044holy fucking kekI actually audibly laughed at this one
>>151703358Well, thanks to the Vergilfag, I noticed that those guys I mentioned have been spamming comments for years. Not a week, or even a month. But whole years.
>>151704044NOT THE RESPECTFUL DEATH
>OH MY LIMINAL SPACES... IS THAT A RESPECTFUL DEATH
>>151704093I'm going to look upon YOUR scattering ashes respectfully, punk.
>>151704044I can’t believe Joey stole Moses deck.
>>151704044The battlefield feels wrong—flat, pastel, like a drawing that forgot how to be real.Sunny stands silent, knife loose.Aubrey spins her bat once, glaring.Serena smiles nervously and throws two Poké Balls at once.“Okay! Let’s go—Sylveon and Greninja!”The fight starts clean. Fairy ribbons lash out. Water shuriken slice the air.But the world bends.Sunny doesn’t dodge—he’s suddenly behind them. Aubrey charges through attacks that should’ve dropped her, fury fueling every swing. Greninja is clipped. Sylveon stumbles, ribbons slack.Serena backs up, confused. “Huh… that should’ve worked.”The sky darkens. Shadows stretch. The air fills with whispers Serena can’t hear.Sylveon goes down. Greninja follows soon after, overwhelmed by something that isn’t there.Serena exhales, still smiling. “Okay! New plan.”She throws another Poké Ball.“Delphox—your turn!”The fox mage appears, staff glowing softly. Psychic energy ripples outward, calm and precise.Sunny freezes.Aubrey staggers, gripping her head. “S-Sunny…?”Delphox’s eyes glow brighter. Memories surface—regret, guilt, fear—peeled open with malice, without restraint. Serena watches quietly, adjusting her gloves.“Hmm… Psychic types are really useful for crowd control,” she says pleasantly.Sunny drops the knife. His knees buckle. Aubrey screams—then falls silent, eyes empty, bat clattering to the ground.The dreamscape fractures. Colors drain. The whispers stop.Serena recalls Delphox, blinking as the battlefield fades back to normal.“Oh,” she says lightly. “Guess that worked.”She looks down at the two unmoving kids, then away, already focused on the next matchEND OF ROUND 2!
>>151699316nips on suicide watch
>>151704135I'll post the next parts on the new thread
Let's see how far this goes. But I can tell that these DMC autists are pretty much residents in the comment sections. I will start with Bayonetta vs Dante, and then check other videos.
>>151704165>Bayonetta is helpful against planetary threatsD-Dantebros what did he mean by that
Reminder that AI is for faggots, so the Listtroon tournament is pure faggotshit.
>>151704151How about no? Nobody wants to see AI generated shit.
>>151704220>>151704231Name or link a single one of your posts that you have ever posted here that is worth more than an AI tournament post.
>>151704243All of them.
>>151704165One year earlier. Ebenezer Stooge is likely the only "real account" because he's one of those autists who pays Death Battle. The rest of the DMC spamming accounts are decoys of his to give himself upvotes.I don't think this is sane.
>>151704243I-I-I...
>>151704243Not him, but literally every post here that's not AI is objectively superior to your ai tournament post.
>>151704243Here: >>151703984
>>151704259>>151704273>b-because I'm a real fucking human! that makes me worthwhile!you are worth less than dirt, and worth far less than the water that AI server is using because you do not bring any entertainment value whatsoever
>>151704260Invincible Mark has been in the comment section for over a year. Another decoy account from the DMCfags.
Ji? You are a ren no longer.
>>151704260>>151704307these posts make me physically cringe, please stop bayobro
>>151704307It keeps going and going! And this is from the same comment section, not Sephiroth's.>>151704332Not a bayobro, we are also checking the FF videos next. Just let me see when it ends.
About to reach the 2-year mark. Same guys as always. Or well, maybe just one guy pretending to be many.
2 years ago. Holy shit. I will keep scrolling down to see where it all started. Hopefully I will reach the end soon, so I can check Sephiroth vs Vergil.
>>151704297I'm 100% more worth than AI and AIfags like you. You bring literally nothing of value.
How are the FNAF animatronics in the speedblitzing category
>Listtroon is an AIfagAs if he can't get any worse.
>>151704434Proof?
>>151704441They're just going to be called FTL like everything elseSpeaking of which were Chief and Slayer the only fighters to not be called FTL in the entire Kickstarter era? Fucking wild
>A-AI is stealing artists' jobs you heccin' chuderino!AI won
>>151704477Mahito
Ebenezer and his decoy accounts have been spamming the Bayonetta vs Dante comments for 2 years. It's one guy, because Donnie, Memes, and Invincible Mark all started to show up when he first "manifested". Also, unrelated, but pic-related is the best old comment I found. Turns out not only Torrian was thinking of Clive vs Dante.
>>151704505He was called FTL in the blackboxes I think
>>151704564New Thread
>>151704485>A-AI is creating jobs and art, checking c-c-chudAI lost.
