Men will look at this absolute mess and say “wife”.
Next HILTHH update is supposedly a doozy
I kind of hate how most Lunafags look past big parts of her characterization like how she's canonically an alcoholic and get mad at you for pointing it out. It feels really disingenuous to "waifu" someone while brushing aside their actual character.
>>151696802Someone who can't even spell her name right probably doesn't know her that well either.
>>151696852My excuse is that it's early in the morning, but yeah that was genuinely retarded.
>>151696802>Luna
>>151696802Not only that, but loona herself has a very obvious and well defined type, which most loonafags are most likely notShes a hoe with overinflated standards and her fags would be pretty much invisible to her if she ever came across them
>>151696802A lot of "waifu" fags are like this, it's hardly a Loona-exclusive thing. I never got it either.
>>151696895And Octavia is canonically ace and wouldn't want you either.
>>151696774In a good way, right?
>>151696802Hilariously relevant.
>>151696935Her not being a sexual person doesnt mean she wouldnt be a romanticAce people still have relationships, you know?Hell, maybe thats a good thing, because she wouldnt look at us through a purely physical lense and would actually see us for who we are as people, not for our bodies
>>151696935Jaidenanimations proves this wrong.
>>151697061Kek >>151696904 is right, all waifufags do cope.
>>151696895Tall?
>>151697080Waifufaggotry is, by definition, a copeThe characters will never be real and, unless you literally work your way into the writer team and make said character fall in love with a "totally not me" OC, then nothing you do will be considered canon and official
>>151696755Post your waifu then OP.
>>151697122Yeah, she likes tall, cool, handsome and masculine dudes, usually buff (and beautiful women)Are you either of those?
>>151697148Why yes, how could you tell?
>>151697159Nice try anon, but if you were a chad you wouldn't be here, you'd be out banging actual women
>um ackshually this character wouldn’t like you canonically because she’s into men who are more attractive than you and she’s emotionally cold and nastyNigga, who gives a SHIT. This is fanon, as in we can write how and what a character now acts or feels like. That isn’t the exclusive right of the fat cow and her corporate approved writer team, and it never was. You know how many straight Amity threads there are on here? They don’t get this shit. Loona is cute and she can get a bath from me if she stinky and she’ll magically lose her syphillis and I’ll fix all her emotional baggage with snuggling and smooching and she’ll be my wife. And you can’t stop it.
>>151697194You'd be surprised.
>>151697269Based
>>151697269>I don't actually like this character, I like a completely different character wearing their skinYeah, we know. Nothing wrong with that so long as you don't "waifu" them.
>>151697269Based.
>>151696802>>151696935>It feels really disingenuous to "waifu" someone while brushing aside their actual character.First day here?
>>151696755Hell yeah
>>151697618Imagine the smell
>>151696755She is a femcel
>>151696802Yeah I was drawn to watch some of Helluva Boss because of the character design is sexo and I am a sucker for anthropomorphic canine women, only to find out the she's a horrible person and the show is one of the worst things I have ever seen.
>>151696755how dare youshe is my wifi
>>151696997>If a woman spoke to me like Loona does from the second I meet her(...)lol you wouldn't do shit, incel.
>>151696802>LunaAnónimo...
>>151698035Your wifi is weak
Gentlemen, there is no need to fight, we can agree we just want our "waifus" to be happy. >>151696960Suffering builds character, Anon.
>not letting ficanon harvest my loosh with more sufferingFeels good man.
>>151698250More kino for the rest of us. :^)
>>151698304Enjoy being HAAAARRRRRVVVVEEEESSSSTED
>>151697194not true at all
Oh shit, botf finally got updatedI fucking love WIZARDS
>>151698250>>151698329
>>151696935Asexuals don't really exist though, it's just something awkward people who are afraid of sex claim to be.
>>151698471>he isn't spirit wifemaxxingNGMI
>>151698544Gets people off my back pretty easily though, so who cares.
>>151698250>>151698304>>151698329>>151698471I never cared for Loona but here is an early Christmas gift to the Looners from a StellaFag/Mayberryfag.
>>151698622Very based, very cute.
>>151696755"accidentally" shooting loona with a breast growth ray
>>151698544This. Asexual is just the new frigid or so ugly they can't get laid.
>>151696755I love her so much
>>151698925>doesn't enjoy DFC
>>151696895I’m black so I’m absolutely her type.
>>151697194not true at all lol. I have a "chad" friend in both looks and behaviour but he spends a lot of time rewatching Vampire Diaries or playing Souls games lmfao
>learning an r63 spell from asmodeus>casting it on blitzo to teach him a lesson
>>151696802
>>151699602>delightfully fluffy chest
>>151696802She's Krystal of /co/, combat devoid of any personality
>>151700265*coombait
The birb will NOT have the sex, as she so desires.
>>151700057Delightfully fluffy chest, Indeed.>>151699766Anon, you simply turned regular ol' Blitzo into a woman, not much has changed.>casting it on blitzo to teach him a lessonI'm a bit worried about that statement.
>>151700510>I'm a bit worried about that statement.the idea being that stolas will lose interest in him because he's gay, what'd you think i meant?
>>151700387Astro, my good Sir, how come you haven't drawn Minerva yet? No, not in that sort of matter.
>>151700542I sincerely hope you realize that Kingdom Hearts is shit.
>>151700529Just wanted to make sure, Anon.
I kind lost interest in her honestly.
Uh ohMelty
>>151700682>>151700770She's like 6 years old, of course she's used goods by now
>>151700770I just work on my own projects now, and as I understand this dog more, she won't be good in a relationship anyway.
>>151700586Kingdom Hearts music now makes more sense with Hazbin Adam than Kingdom Hearts itself because it murdered itself with its own pretentiousness.
Anyway, birds.
>>151700805NTA, but I wish you luck on your projects, Anon. Come January I'll fully start getting back into writing my own stuff.
>>151696802Something like 1/4-1/2 of waifufags for any given character have never actually watched/read/played the thing they're from, they don't really 'know' the character, they just know them from OOC fanfic posts and off-model smut posted on a Cantonese basket weaving board. Like that one guy on /v/ years back who kept posting the girls from Bravely Default and eventually admitted he's never played the games or even owned a 3DS. This is how things have been for over 15 years. You get used to it.
>>151700876Indeed, happy birds.
Bzzzz bzzzz.
>>151701063>Solomons used goods
>>151700564Just never really thought to draw her to be honest. I prefer drawing the actual characters, but I can indulge a quickie doodle.
>>151701230>Just never really thought to draw her to be honest. I prefer drawing the actual charactersUnderstandable. >but I can indulge a quickie doodle.You didn't have to but thank you, hope your day is good and you have plenty more ahead, good buddy.
>>151696802Looking past what you perceive as flaws is part of being a husbandu
>>151701358No worries, I already had my tablet out and was killing some time.Had a mighty need to doodle Via as Mina to scratch the itch of both Deadlock and my love of crossovers.
>>151701385Quite nice.
>>151696802Sounds like you're just mad someone likes a character that you don't. Your logic ultimately precludes anyone from liking any character who isn't a flawless mary sue. Makes me wonder who is really huffing the copium.
>>151701723It's a curious thing that Loonafags were mentioned and not Stellafags, who do the same thing and often times are more active in HB threads than Loonafags.
>>151702110Loona draws a particular sort of ire from her haters few others do.
>"How did you end up with Queen Vine, Anon?">"Well, it's kind of a funny story.."
>>151702494Cute.>>151701210Don't get her started, Anon. >>151702152>>151702110Loona sadly attracts unscrupulous individuals to the threads, Stella does too just to a much lesser extent then say Loona or to a degree Octavia.
>>151703132
>>151696755Vortex's BBC has already claimed Loona's loose, disease-ridden pussy. That's how she contracted syphilis in the first place.
>>151703234Wrong, Vortex gets pegged by the creator of his own species.
>>151703180Here you go, Buzzer.
>>151703234
>>151703258>>151703319Loona likes em big and black
>>151703354yeah, big black vaginas
>>151703286You're the best. <3
>>151696802>>151696895This just seems to be the case with the internet and goth chicks in general.Everyone conveniently forgets how cynical or abrasive they can be because their appearance is hot. But if you've actually hung out or dated an actual goth chick?Enjoy your new vegan diet, "dark" astrology talks, and having to sit there while she reads smutty dark romance novels yet lectures you on enjoying violent video games.They're kinky and they put out but actual relationships with one tend to be garbage because they're basically just edgier hippies with a cooler aesthetic. They HAVE to be 'deeper' and 'more complex' than what they view as the "sheeple" around them because they're trying to prove themselves better than a society that they feel rejected them, and that means they'll make it your fucking problem.
>>151703571bro loona is a talking dog, it ain't that deep.
>>151700387Will Stella prove to be supportive of her asexual daughter?
>>151703635>Fine, you can be your ace or queen of hearts or whatever if it makes you happy. I guess I'll have another child to make me a grandchild
>>151703571>They HAVE to be 'deeper' and 'more complex' than what they view as the "sheeple" around them because they're trying to prove themselves better than a society that they feel rejected them, and that means they'll make it your fucking problem.That's most people. Especially on the internet.
>>151703563Here is another.>>151703635Perhaps but she wouldn't be caught dead wearing that shirt.
>>151703704Who's the lucky human man to make this new child with?>>151703761Worry not, Stella totally agrees
>>151696802Like I understand why people find Luna physically attractive, but every single instance i see this character, she comes off as really mean, spiteful and degrading towards everyone she's around and only cares about herself and how she is presented around others. I get this is the whole point of her character and that she's literally the "I'm finding myself" sort of woman that you would expect to see from Los Angeles, but I genuinely struggle to see what others do in her. Even in fanworks she maintains this sense of innate self-superiority that other guys like for some reason when women who exist like this is real life are extremely tone deaf or non-responsive to the feelings of others and wouldn't even identify them as something more then a foreign object that emits sounds and walks.Granted she's a hellhound, from literal HE-double hockey-sticks hell, but that doesn't explain to me why there are other guys here who want to rush towards their death to this woman.
>>151703798>Who's the lucky human man to make this new child with?Lucky Human or Lucky Moxxie? >Worry not, Stella totally agreesGuess she found someone to help her alleviate her woes.
>>151703234Meanwhile in the same episode from your screenshot, he gets buckbroken offscreen to get out of jail.
>>151703874A Stella x Moxxie fankid...I wonder...
>>151703798>Who's the lucky human man to make this new child with?Some dude she found on "Human fuckers anonymous" the one stop shop for getting summoned and dicked by a human She made sure to wear a trench coat, a fedora, and sun glasses so no one would recognize her
>>151703926Not into fankids but I have seen a rendition of such an idea, honestly it's not half bad.
would you say this picture is lesbian shipping?
>>151696755Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/
>>151704107that looks less like a fankid and more like imp stella
>>151704118You know who ELSE belongs on >>>/trash/?
>>151704152You mean like this?
>>151704171yup
>>151703822I typically don't respond to posts like these cause arguing online is generally pointless, but, very well. Loona is honestly one of the best examples I've seen of a socially awkward, isolated but gifted person I've seen. She's clearly intelligent and highly capable, but chooses or feels she can't act on it because of her background and her own awkwardness. Her hostility towards Bee in episode eight is a great example. She sees Bee and feels utterly eclipsed by her, by her warmth, her friendliness and energy. When Loona is those things, when she allows herself to be (ie Octavia, calling Blitzo dad etc,), but is trapped by a combination of her own perceptions and the social structure of hell. Frankly I tend not to see much of myself in the women I like, and Loona is one of two i see myself in to a point its gotten both intimate and uncomfortable.
>can't even spell Loona's name correctly
>>151704107That's a pretty solid take on a fankid for them.>>151704152>>151704171I find fankids an interesting design challenge, basically for this reason. It's super easy to just make them look like a mash up of the two characters, rather than their own distinct entity, but with just enough similarity in their parents that they'd inherit. I'm personally pretty happy with how I pulled that off with my Stolas and Blitz fankid. Felt like I struck a solid balance.
>>151704762My gripe with fankids is pretty much a "give an inch take a mile" sort of deal. >I'm personally pretty happy with how I pulled that off with my Stolas and Blitz fankid. Felt like I struck a solid balance.It's a pretty nice design but how in the hell did Stolas get eggnant, he's a male.
>>151704977Who said Stolas was the one between them laying the egg...To answer that question though, I didn't give a single thought as to how that would work out. Nor do I really want to. I just made him from a pure design standpoint. I just handwave it away as woo woo magic.
>>151705035>I just made him from a pure design standpointFair enough, I mainly do greens/short stories from a writing standpoint or just for simple fun, after all not everything needs to be deep, so I can't argue here.
>>151698420Actually going to rewrite the confrontation with Blitzo. Some people on the last thread weren't happy with it. I didn't want what Anon did to be cool, it was supposed to be cringey and fucked up. With the point being that Anon now has the power to live out any buried edgelord revenge fantasies if he's facing hellborn that aren't used to fighting magic users. Hopefully I can make the next version of the chapter clearer. Also totally down for suggestions on how to fix it.
>>151696755No, I said "woof."
>>151705201I wish you luck on your rewrite, Anon.
>>151705035>Who said Stolas was the one between them laying the egg...what are you implying, anon?
>>151705395Unless....
>>151705442>Shitzo allowed himself to be genderbent so he could carry their kid
>>151705569>Blitzo used an asmodeus crystal to change his sex for the sake of him and Stolas to have a family of their own. >but Asmodeus didn't tell him the fine print, the change is permanent with some side effects.
Your Supreme High Robotnik demands more Hellhound and Bird images!
>>151706063Here you go.
>>151696802>alcoholic
>>151706063>more bird imagesDont mind if i do
>>151706063Okay
>>151706063I'm sorry about that but I'm just an over-the-hill birdposter now.
why does she have to be such a horrible, mean personit makes me want to make a cute oc doggirl that's nice
>>151706063
>>151706094>>151706243>>151706286>>151706306>Woah! Nice erection! Thanks!
>>151706305Pussy.
>>151705395I wasn't implying genderbent>>151705442>>151705569>>151705755But these Anons are on the right track.If I had to make a call on one, I'd probably make it Blitz just for the sake of being different. The one thing I do dislike that the fandom does at large is make Stolas so feminine or have him carrying the egg in the mpreg stuff.For example, they'll put him in the wedding dress between the two. Be mindful that Stolas has never cross dressed and Blitz has on several occasions. Stolas being a little...much...doesn't make him feminine.
>Don't worry, I'll protect you.>You're wrong. I will protect *you.*
>>151706379>Tall soft voiced attractive twink bottom>Short screeching atavistic goblin top Its obvious why Stolas is depicted as the feminine one who crossdresses
>>151706456I totally understand why people would do that. I just find it overdone and not particularly interesting representation of his character. In saying that, I'm all but certain they will start making him more feminine in the show.
>>151706419Based sisters bonding platonically when away from their human male husbands
>>151706619It's me. I am THE husband.
>>151706638To your respective girl, while I get the other one.
>>151706580>I'm all but certain they will start making him more feminine in the show.It would be nice if his effeminacy was a cover to something more sinister like in the pilot, I'm surprised they didn't depict him cross dressing or being a "femboy." I remember an Anon saying the closest thing we get to pilot Stolas is Andre but he was rushed and sidelined quickly.
Would it be gay to fuck Sallie May? Let me add on the tidbit that I'd suck her dick, but I wouldn't let her cum in my mouth!
>>151706868Anon here, I'd let her cum in my butt though!
>>151706868Anon, you're having intercourse with a man, so yes, you're a capital Q queer. https://youtu.be/a4ms5ktJFhc
>>151706868Only gay if you're a bottom Topping isn't gay, it's just using a hole
>>151706379I mean, stolas IS the sub bottom between the two of them, if someone is to get eggnant it would probably be him
>>151706912>>151706891Faggots in denial.>>151706905This man speaks the truth.
>>151706891Hey stop it! Everyone else in this thread, I didn't say that! This Anon is pretending to be me! I would NOT let Sallie May cum in my butt! >>151706905No, but I'd be the one fucking him, he wouldn't fuck me, so that at least makes me one step above the capital Q!
>>151706868I'd let her mpreg me with her demon spawn
>>151707049Dude that's gay as fuck, man. I'm gonna pray for you and your parents.
>>151703571Nigga stop dating high schoolers.
>>151707123thankswe're going to need all the help we can get to raise them
Unironically I love bottoming during gay stuff. Makes me feel desired.
>>151706912>Only gay if you're a bottomIs it gay if the guy used a condom and, therefore, there was no "true" sexual contact?Asking for a friend...
>>151697987>Imagine the smellWet dog
>>151698028>she's a horrible personYes
>>151707331>Is it gay if the guy used a condom and, therefore, there was no "true" sexual contact?Yes it still counts
>>151698144>Your wifi is weak1 bar at most
There’s been a delay with my beta reader. Hopefully the next chapter of HILTLH(H) is good to go tomorrow. All nearly 8k words.
>>151708007I await with bated breath.
>>151705282And done. Base of The Fire Chapter 27. Tried to make Anon seem less heroic and more like a guy living out the maladjusted edgelord fantasies we all have with disturbing cruelty.https://archiveofourown dot org/works/68602336/chapters/197895696
>>151708465>Anon gets a small taste of power>Immediately loses himself and starts abusing people>Thinks he is tough shit and no one can do anything to him>Then he comes up against someone with angelic weapons, like striker, and gets his shit pushed in>Barely survives and is left to rethink his life's choices and actions thus far
>>151708531I confirm or deny nothing.
>>151708531I don't think angelic weapons would really matter against a human?At that point it's just getting stabbed but it looks somewhat cooler
>>151708737>I don't think angelic weapons would really matter against a human?>At that point it's just getting stabbed but it looks somewhat coolerIn my setting they do. It guarantees you don't respawn in Heaven or Hell.
>>151708807Oh, it cuts through the soul...
>>151709063That or it just works if it kills you...?That's probably it, actually
>>151708737>I don't think angelic weapons would really matter against a human?Actually, i was more thinking about how angelic weapons can just dispel magicAngelic bullets can just pierce through shields, angelic blades cannot be stopped by telekinesis(and also pierce shields) and an angelic lasso would just render you completely powerless
>>151709121>>151709063>My canon on a shitty fanfic I'm writing It cleaves straight through the spirit (life force) and makes it impossible for the soul to attach to that configuration and operate in meat space. It also means that any wounds delivered by it are permanent regardless of severity or healing factor because the psychic blueprint for that part of the body has been erased.
>>151696755Wife
>>151709121>That or it just works if it kills you...?>Angelic weapons dont actually do any more damage to humans than normal ones>Sinners have magical bodies, but humans are flesh and blood so arent affected>Getting killed by one, though, makes you die for good>Your soul is safe as long as your body is still alive, even if you die after from the injuries after, but if an angelic weapon delivers the coup de grace it will also kill your soul
>>151709433
>>151709543Kek.
>>151709543Moxxie is too good for Millie.
>>151709581Paradoxically both Moxxie and Millie are too good for the other.
I wonder how they're going to ruin her in S3
>>151696935there are no asexuals anon, just incels, femcels, and whores pretending not to be whores
>>151710432So what category does your fagdeer fit into?
>>151710324>“I’m so sorry, dad! You were right about everything!”
>>151698471Head injury imminent
>>151709385botf writer, or someone else?
>>151710584he's a fictional character. he does not exist
>>151708465>Tried to make Anon seem less heroic>had him humiliate and traumatize Blitzohe's a god damn hero in my books
>>151696935>Stolas's faggotry ruins her life so much she becomes terrified of sexual relationshipsI can fix her.
2-in-1 package deal right here.
>>151712737Been there done that
>>151698544I unironically identified as an asexual as a teenager until I realized I very much felt sexual attraction and was just telling myself that to feel special. Any rainbowsexuality that isn't gay/bi is just attention seeking.
>>151698544If the buddha existed right now, he would def be called ace.
>>151712834we're not on /tv/ you mouth breather
Feral Loona looks pretty hot admittedly
>>151712819>Buddha would have never found enlightenment in our lives because as an urban elite he’d have navelgazed on sexual shit and just gotten a flag and kept us in Samsara forever
>>151707127A lot were still like that by college anon. Emotional stunting daddy issues shit
>>151713540pipe down, incel scum.
>>151706063You want some fresh OC or reposted schtuff?
>>151696755I never really understood the long term obsession. I'm a furry, my girlfriend is a furry, and we both go to furcons. Why not go to a furcon and get yourself a furry gf if you like furry women so much?
>>151713965For them Loona has the perfect combination of Bitch, Goth-Metal, Furry, Deepish Tomboy/Big Sister's Friend Voice , rough exterior but soft interior that many folk want and crave. She hits all the boxes.
>>151713997I guess that makes sense. Before I dated my gf, my "waifu" was Twilight Sparkle. Not obsessed enough to buy merch or printouts, but enough to say that I wished to find a woman like her. If they went outside more (especially to tomboy friendly places), they'd be more likely to find someone like this that they're attracted to. Even if they don't, they'd find friends who may help to hook them up.
How would she be as a gf?
>>151714170Well, that depends. How well can you deal with the Goetia family drama
>>151713965Aren't furry gfs fucking insane?
>>151714170It would be awful but also worth it
>>151713965Women don’t want me IRL. That’s not changing ever. I’m too old to change that (35) they can smell the desperation and fear of failing again and it repulses them. Waifus are my emotional outlet for failing at human connections from being too autistic and sexless.
>>151714352>awful but also worth itthat sounds more like loona to be honest
>>151696755I wanna scratch her belly
>>151696755I can fix her
>>151715438she would ruin you
>>151715636My dick can handle it
>>151715636>that look she gives Anon when she’s about to ragebait him yet again
>>151715636No, it would work out, she’d calm down and be good girl and I’d brush out her hair and boop her snoot, and cuddle her and kiss her and we’d get married and be happy together.
>>151715829>loona wants to try out instant loss
>>151702110I think it's just because Loona's the OP image.
>>151715972helluva boss if vivzie was a man
>>151714170I think she would be ok even if she needs some support and reasons to be outside her family.
>>151715972She's what, seventeen here?
>>151716298*insert "out of ten!" joke*Beats me
>the girls try to scare youWould they succeed?
>>151700265Saar plis use your wojak buzzwords corictly saar
>>151716423>Would they succeed?no, I’ll immediately hug them and kiss Loona’s nose
>>151716423Depends. What would they try and do?
>>151716647>“Hey, Anon? I was gonna start multiple playthroughs so I had to delete all your files.”
Imagine if you will.Millie.Same proportions but scaled up to Loonas size. Voice deepens slightly.
>>151716695>YAMERO!
>>151716759>defeating the point of an energetic shortstack who's good with knives.For what purpose?
>>151716928>energetic shortstack who's good with knives.Now i just realized how similar millie and niffty are, i wonder how they'll interact with eachother when the crossover happens
vivzie really struck gold with Loona's design. Heard she's like the number one furry waifu for the past couple of years
Human men need to tame these lustful brats..
>>151717125>Human menNah, they would enjoy thatThrow them to the human fujos
>>151717125Sorry but RULE 63 BEAM CANNON!https://files.catbox.moe/ne1dzv.jpg
Bring me millei
>>151717568Presto, my ESL friend.
>>151717826Si now bring me her butt
>>151714170It's lovely and fun. We watch a lot of old horror movies together.
>>151696895All physical and personality problems can be sidesteppwd by having enough money
>>151717908Donehttps://files.catbox.moe/0cjm2w.jpg
>>151718184ASS TIDDIES ASS N TIDDIES
>>151696802I think her toxic qualities are hot. Besides im not in denial to the fact that i am desperate
>>151717046Millie is more cognizant than Niffy is so the conversation would end pretty quickly
